#starting with a lie icons

[y-otsubas]

>_o . . 🤟🏻 🍲 ⛸ ་  ᳝ ˚ ⊹

#anime layouts #twitter packs #random icons #messy layouts #oikawa icons #oikawa layouts #starting with a lie #tang tang icons #random headers #layouts yellow #tohru layouts #fruits basket icons #fruits basket tohru #starting with a lie icons #manga layouts #icons manga #random layouts anime #anime messy icons #layouts twitter #icons twitter #manhua layouts #manhua icons

[mattodore]

you want to play bitey?

#okay... sleep time for me. i leave you all with this <3 originally posted it to pillowfort but i'll share it here too #if you're like river didn't you already do a bitey edit before? #the answer is yeah back in may but that was when i'd just started editing and i don't like the way it looks plus theo's all wrong #so i wanted a new edit of him looking up at matthias like this with his updated sim and his pretty doe eyes... #river dipping #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #a burning house to live in #echthroi #ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 screenshots #simblr #the sims 4 #sims 4 #...............................was gonna hit post and leave but i'm staring at this like i kinda want to make it my icon? #i'm a bit attached to my current icon i won't lie it's so pretty and theo has glasses and everything #but look at his eyes here......................................... #i'm so serious if theo looked up at me like this i would do literally anything he asked. if theo says let's jump off a bridge well! okay! #i love him dearly <3 but. i gotta go seriously i have to be up by six!! i'm on a strict schedule now!! #when i log back in i'll show what this looked liked before i edited it bc ykw... i think i'm getting pretty good at editing now #not where i wanna be just yet but! still proud i think <3 but yeah yeah okay gn

[traumainpyjamas]

JOHNNY \\ NCT 127’s teamwork is put into questionㅣSpoti-Challenge

#johnny suh #nct 127 #k-pop on! spotify #this challenge started as very dangerous but ended up being adorable #don't worry johnny you are still our sexy icon #have i mentioned that i hate when this man wears leather jackets (lie) #the dictionary definition of sexiness indeed #nct 127 spoti-challenge #nct #gifs

[welldressedvillain]

"thanks for the hand." WE WIN TODAY

WE WIN

#i started clapping when he said that no lie #it's like his job is to be a fucking icon all the time #i adore him tremendously #the bad batch #tbb echo #echo bad batch #tbb s3 spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #star wars

[chirpsythismorning]

Concept: ST5 promo slowly revealing things over the next year that basically indicates they lied about a bunch of things.

First this new character announcement, despite saying there would be no new characters (the first lie). Next thing you know there’s gonna be some cryptic promo about a birthday, and everyone will be confused like WTF?? Then they’ll do an interview and laugh audibly over a question about the birthday debacle and be like ‘you guys actually believed we don’t rewatch our show??’… Then we’ll get something that indicates Mike was lying in his monologue, with even just the most subtle side joke about it…

Aka Friends don’t lie coming full circle with the creators @ their audience in real time 😭

#byler #but friends don’t lie? #boyfriends do. ALL the time #duffer brothers #duffer boyfriends* #kind of iconic ngl #it would be a great way to lead up to the narrative confronting a big lie #by having the duffers lie to us about a handful of very specific things #and then finally when the official official s5 promo starts #with posters and trailers and teasers #and byler is yet again paired up #the antis that insisted all of those lies were truths #are going to be shaking!!!! #what makes this so hilarious tho #is that in one of the recent interviews with the duffers #one of them laughed about how they read an article that got a certain detail wrong about something to come #and he basically joked like ‘we’ll have to correct that once the time comes’ #but why wait until s5 comes out to correct that inaccuracy… #he almost blatantly implied they are waiting to correct fans about things until right before s5 premieres 😭 #since we know there are quite a few misconceptions the general audience has about the show #it does not surprise me they are aware of a lot of things they have to wait to correct…

[rosyredlipstick]

forbidden nanny au where upper west side producer mitchell has 9 siblings to take care of and hires new nanny connor stoll to watch the children yes there's 8 seasons yes the burn is so slow it roasts connor and Mitchell both alive yes they're pining the ENTIRE time

#connor brings less fran fine fashion and life advice to the table and more 'its not illegal to lie to cops' and water gun fights #at least 3 of the children in each scene are dressed in an Iconic Fit #theres a camping episode and its BAD the kids do BAD they have no ac. they have no wifi. sophia already ate all the marshmallows. #i just want to see the upper west side stereotypical snobby kids slowly become tainted by the Stoll effect and also addicted to gushers #“kids love gushers” - connor who started a civil war in the house with a box of fruit by the foots #conchell

[bright-and-burning]

also i would like to say that sam kerr’s acl injury has been Devastating to me . despite not being an australian. or a chelsea fan

#i love her tho she’s like so iconic…….. #when the uswnt went out i started rooting for australia i won’t lie #eve talks soccer

[kyouka-supremacy]

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#random rambles #Technically I'm done with this month's header since yesterday. #Practically I've been feeling so insecure about it I've been procrastinating looking for an icon or uploading it at all #Like it *was* natural to have a downgrade in themes I've said it myself a lot of times. After 24+ themes it's understandable I'd run out– #of inspiration (or even simply material) for the very cool stuff #That said. I did very much spend the whole entire day from when I woke up to when I (started studying at past 2am) went to sleep on it #That's what I get for working with the anime tbh. Bones artstyle is ugly there's little to be done about it #While making it I also came up with other two themes concepts. #One is probably going to replace September's plan and the other idk will probably slid to the next year #Idk looking at this year's planned themes lineup it all feels full of things I'm not skilled enough to make... #On top of everything this February's theme wasn't even what I had initially planned!! The one I had initially planned was a chapter 33 pane #Idk why I didn't follow up with it. Maybe I've just grown to think manga panels are too simple (terrible choice) (rip) #I think the thing that bugs me with both the initially picked image and the anime header I made yesterday– #is that there's no smooth transition with the blog. And I know it's not a big deal but pretty much all my themes do and it's bothering me.. #And it shouldn't. Like nearly everyone uses an header that is sharply separate from the blog and they make it work #Uhm.............. #Idk I should be studying besides. #I think I'll either go looking for an icon and see how the overall theme looks on the blog. Maybe I'll like it better then. #Or I'll just start over and see if I can use the ch 33 panel I had in mind and see if I'll like THAT better #It'd just be a shame if after all the time I've spent on it yesterday I'd just let it lie unused on my computer #There's also the fact that black and white of the manga doesn't feel very February-esque... (Don't ask) #Ugh. I hate looking for icons it's always the worst part 😭😭😭 #I was considering the last Beast Atsushi illustration (because ofc I was) but idk. Idk if I can make it work. #And part of me is also like “don't use beautiful Hoshikawa Beast Atsushi on an ugly theme” LOL #But I also suffer heavily from the lack of Beast in this year's lineup. #Okay rant over. Shutting up now #Edit: If this month's theme is ugly please be kind #Edit 2: Jk I've found like four icons. Maybe I'm just very dramatic

[skitskatdacat63]

Seb's 2009 icon is so perfect 😭

#obv prefer the 2010 one but i think the 2009 one is hilarious #bald :) #ignore the fact that i said i was starting China 2009 like a week ago that was a lie im a liar #i mean ive already seen this race it was one of the first old ones i watched #but i realized i did not remember like any of the actual race bcs i didnt know it well enough back then #but my god every time i see seb's icon this season 😭😭 #'this is your boy?' yes. :) #also i gotta say #I HATE THE WAY THEY PRONOUNCE HIS LAST NAME THIS EARLY ON UGH IT BOTHERS ME SO MUCH #thsts like the only thing i hate abt watching these early races #it gets on my nerves soooooo bad #catie.rambling.txt

[hotelbitches-a]

HOLD UP

ENHANCE

IT'S HER!!!!!!

#I DONT EVEN CARE IF IT'S THE NEW DESIGN THAT'S MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!! #YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #FUCKING BREAKDANCES #* ooc: i like lesbians and i cannot lie. #honestly the more i see it and in fanart the more i'm getting used to and accepting the new design #if it weren't for the amount of effort and number of icons i've made maybe i would use it but #i would be basically starting over with icons and asking artists to use their art so. nah iuhfrgietk

[partysheart-archived]

i don’t use icons anymore (bc i can’t be fucked to make them) but i was looking at my old icons when i did use them and just-

baby.

#maybe one day i'll start making icons again but who knowssssss #sometimes i do miss them tho i won't lie lol #&&. ooc.

[jewishbarbies]

taylor’s dad bought her a record deal so i wanna know how many awards in her early career her dad bribed the officials for. how many “this is all thanks to the fans!!” was actually “if my dad didn’t sway the vote with a couple thousand i wouldn’t have this”? because all of this honestly makes miranda lambert allegedly hating her for winning awards she didn’t earn make a LOT of sense.

#g talks #I distinctly remember the miranda rumors #because she always looked SO mad when taylor would win #at country award shows #because her only actually country album was the first one #and it was all a lie and bought for anyway #taylor knew she could make her money and fame start there #because she could put out simple and easy songs #and claim to be country #where she didn’t have to fight with the pop icons #but gain the pop fans #and i remember hearing people thought Miranda was just a jealous bitch #but I understand her SO much #anti taylor swift #swifties dni #mine #/mobile #/okay to reblog

[davidwontstopwritingsongs]

Nina Oyama: I partied too hard and I lost my gift for the bassoon. Joel Creasey: Actually, what is a bassoon? Nina Oyama: Um, actually, that is a great question...

Would I Lie To You Australia S02 E02

Bonus:

#would i lie to you #would i lie to you australia #comedy #panel show #australian comedy #comedians #dave hughes #charlie pickering #nina oyama #chrissie swan #joel creasey #frank pickering #jacqui lambie #honestly i'm just going to start doing gifs of the most iconic/chaotic moments of this show #because the BEST parts of it are when people are unhinged #i think australian comedy can almost be a bit too polished in an american way (hard to explain but i just feel it) #but panel shows? that's the levelling ground #everyone can be insane #also everyone should go watch nina oyama in things she's just so cool and so funny #also im so convinced NO ONE ON THE PANEL KNEW WHAT A BASSOON ACTUALLY WAS #OBOE???? #CLARINET???? #THE FLUTE MIMING???? #kAZOO?????? #also love it when charlie and frank fight i think they should fight more like david and lee #final also but i love it when charlie stops being polished weekly/project guy and goes OFF or when he's cheeky #and frank is just always. Like That. #charliegifs #wilty #wilty au

[autism-corner]

omw to have my first orgasm

#JOKING. #im an aroace icon i would never cum. #im getting my ears cleaned bc they decide a while ago to just. produce 5x the normal amount of earwax #hehe another lie >:) i dont actually know why my ears are not doing their proper jobs i just know that its annoying. #ive gone a couple times before and the fucking difference it makes..... im telling you..... #you will suddenly start hearing in HD wth #its craazy #augh prepared to get HIT by sensory overload tho thatll be hell........ #sillyposting #im queueing this the night before bc. funni #i also dont think i could actually post this in the moment thats too emberassing

[deityofhearts]

something fun about hating yourself but also having a god complex

#deity dialogue #or something of that sorts #it’s mostly just forced in hopes that like I do start to believe I’m gods gift to the world or like at least like myself #but it’s also kinda amusing like I hate myself sm but also I’m everything I’m so iconic and everyone worships and adores me #<- an obvious lie no one worships or adores me but like we lie here

[going-to-ikea-for-the-fries]

It's a Match! || 141 x reader

[ Chapter 2 ] || [ Chapter 4 ]

Pairing: Ghost x Reader || 141 x gn!Reader Words: 1K~ cw: some sexual jokes/innuendos Summary: While overcoming recent heartbreak, you decide to join Tinder in search of a rebound. Your friends advise to just Swipe Right indiscriminately... What happens when 4 soldiers from the same squad match with you?

Chapter 3: Simon

After doing the dishes, you moved yourself over to the living room and turned on the TV. Some rerun of an older season of Law and Order was playing.

You started watching but you found your eyes drifting back to your phone… 

Against your better judgement, you clicked on the Tinder app icon again. Maybe, maybe you should swipe just a little more.

And so you did. 

Today you said ‘Fuck you, Beyoncé’ and always went to the Right, to the Right. 

Just as you were pondering another profile, the screen darkened with a ‘It’s a Match!’ notification, making you jump a bit, as usual.

You clicked the profile and your brow scrunched. 

You didn’t remember liking this one… Though you obviously did, after all, you were liking everyone.

The only picture wasn’t even anything. It was dark and grainy and the man was wearing a black disposable face mask. If that even was him. Could just be a random picture off-Google, picked by someone who wanted to be anonymous. Not quite a catfish but close enough…

“Simon.” You said softly and dragged your finger through the screen to read his bio. For a moment you couldn’t help but smirk a little. He was sarcastic, a bit strange, but charismatic in his own way.

“Bad jokes, Bourbon, Discreet…” You mused while scanning his profile. “Tall enough.” You read aloud and couldn’t help but laugh at it. That made you feel like he was short.

Against your better judgement for the second time, you decided to send him a DM instead of waiting for him to. Something told you he wouldn’t.

you: tall enough - does that mean you’re below 6ft?

Simon: No.

Simon: Means that I have inches to spare.

you: was that a dick joke?

Simon: No.

Simon: Unless you wanted it to be.

You snorted softly under your breath. Of course he was a smart ass too…

you: ambiguous, i like it.

you: so how tall are you then?

Simon: Does it matter?

you: no. just curious.

Simon: 6ft4.

you: that feels like a lie.

Simon: I avoided putting it for a reason.

you: worried people would call you a liar?

Simon: No use. Going to be called it regardless.

you: that’s fair ig.

you: what’s a traveling consultant?

Simon: Similar to a contractor. Get brought in to help businesses all over the world.

you: what kind of businesses?

Simon: That’s need-to-know.

you: you type so formally and professionally jeez.

you: will i ever get to know?

Simon: Force of habit. Don’t text a lot.

Simon: Not if I can help it.

you: somehow i can tell.

you: what are you doing here then?

Simon: Curiosity mostly.

you: trying to see if you attract any fish? 👀

Simon: Something like that. A friend is on here. Wanted to see what all the fuss is about.

you: i see.

you: got anything yet?

Simon: No. But only created this 12 minutes ago.

you: am i your first then?

Simon: Not my first in anything, love.

Your eyes widened a bit and for some reason you found yourself getting a bit flustered, your face warming up just a bit.

you: does that mean you’ve hooked up with people through a dating app before?

Simon: Something of the sorts.

you: aw, im really not going to be your first.

Simon: That’s alright. You can come see me either way.

Simon: I’m sure you’ll find some other thing to be the first at.

Your breath got caught in your throat and you started sputtering. That came out of left field! He had gone from professional and mild-mannered to… flirty so quickly! Gulping, you tried to answer him with something coherent and funny.

you: idk what if you murder me?

Simon: I promise I won’t.

you: is that meant to be enough to convince me? 🤨

Simon: I’ll leave all my guns at home.

you: the fact you have more than one is not reassuring the way you think it is.

Simon: If it makes it any better, I wouldn’t need a gun to kill you.

Even though you don’t know this man, you can imagine that he’s laughing to himself behind his phone screen, all smug, thinking he’s funny. And, the worst part, is that he is.

you: reassuring. thanks.

Simon: Glad to be of service.

you: i think what makes it worse is that uve not got a pic of ur face.

Simon: Wouldn’t hook up with a bloke with his face covered?

you: no? are u trying to get me axe murdered? bc thats how u get axe murdered simon

Simon: LOL.

Simon: No.

you: u sure? a masked face with a mysterious job and a suspicious amount of guns… sounds like the upgraded version of ghostface… except online rather than over the phone.

Simon: I’ll take that as a compliment.

Simon: You’re funny. 

Simon: I like that.

you: thanks. 

Simon: Wondering if you’re that funny in real life or if you’d get all shy on me.

you: probably a mix of both.

Simon: How about we confirm that then? 

Simon: Meet up with me for drinks. No pressure on time or place. You can even postpone if it comes down to it. My job is unpredictable enough so I might have to postpone too.

Your eyes widened. The first attempt at flirting from him, of inviting you for a shag, had been clearly sarcastic… But this one is genuine.

you: ill get back to u on that, is that okay?

Simon: No sweat.

Simon: And if you’re just being polite and not actually going to text me again then: This was fun. Enjoyed myself. Take care.

You bit your lip to suppress a smile when you saw his polite goodbye. He was… sweet, weirdly enough.

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