#staff favorite

[nicollekidman]

everytime i see critiques of the bear like “this show is about KITCHENS AND COOKING DONT BE WEIRD” i’m like. do y’all really not know the average percentage of kitchen staff who are fucking each other fjfjdjdjdjd

#like separate from how you want them to be soulmates #one time my favorite margarita spot got shut down bc of staff drama djdjnd #like this is not a sydcarmy post this is me laughing at people who say You Don’t Get It #it’s also a sydcarmy post #the bear fx

[quiche-draws]

Ya know, being forced to use one arm when you've trained your whole life with two-handed weapons must be a massive adjustment for any soldier.

And so, (no) thanks to @astralpaint😂, have some Kotallo training to use two-handed weapons with one arm! (second image, used frames from Mulan for reference teehee) featuring, Kotallo with a bo staff!

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST! REBLOG ONLY!

#horizon forbidden west #hfw #kotallo #marshal kotallo #horizon zero dawn #hzd #noshir dalal #aloy #qooky art #doodles #fan art #gesture drawing is so much fun <3 #bo staff is my favorite weapon #i could not bother to draw the tattoos i am sorry i am not strong enough today

[sapphicmuppet]

I’m sorry as of now in the series Jace Stardiamond they could never make me hate you. Bro has been so stressed this year literally let him be evil as a treat. He’s a single mom who works two jobs and loves his kids and never stops with gentle hands and the heart of a fighter. He’s a survivor.

#“him and porter have always been a duo” #OKAY WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR WORKPLACE FLING TURNED EVIL #HALF THE STAFF IS ALREADY EVIL #porters over here bitching and moaning about the bad kids trying to thwart him while he’s trying to fit a straw in a caprisun #for Buddy and Mary Ann #if I was a student at aguefort jace would 100% be my favorite teacher where you just chill in his class #Jace knows too much about the inner workings of the student body and the ratgrinders issues because all of his #students just tell him everything #I love that is solution for the shatterstars was not to stop wearing deep v necks but to just take up cunty ass floor length scarves #jace stardiamond #porter cliffbreaker #mary ann skuttle #buddy dawn #the ratgrinders #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #d20 fhjy spoilers #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #d20 fhjy #dimension 20 fhjy #fantasy high spoilers #d20 spoilers #the bad kids

[svtskneecaps]

i'm still stuck on the purgatories so here's a list of purgatory 2 moments simply off the top of my head that deserve to be remembered:

aimsey ducking all of axolotl team alone in a cave with literally half a heart

goose gang fucking descending on the raccoon base and absolutely wrecking shop

ethan crankgameplays clutching up for team panda during the capture the flag game by being the only one hanging out in the center and periodically checking the chests, earning them a shitton of flags and clutching multiple rounds

crow team's egg taking 0 damage

pac doxxing goose gang's egg in the last second

shelby shubble as the last member of her team online writing a letter to aimsey and sharing the world's most devastating ten minutes before her team was eliminated with one of the eye creatures (coco? i forgot lol)

badboyhalo absolutely fucking DEMOLISHING the battleship event on like 2 hours of sleep and a dream

wuant(?) stealing a tv from the battleship event and then playing portuguese ice age on it for the crows lmfao

tubbo djing for his team while waiting for the time for a goose gambit

theguill CRASHING THROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING of the raccoon team's hidey hole like the fucking kool aid man in a last effort to save his team and 4v1 or 5v1 ing team raccoon; he lost but that was such an epic fucking moment

theguill and etoiles pvping and each hyping the other's skills the entire time

seapeekay escaping cellbit and baghera and then stealing their boats and rocketing past to tease them about it; that shit was iconic

kenny going mad with power collecting sand on literally day 1

the english speaking squirrels taking actual physical notes on portuguese phrases (i think)

lgbtiba

i may add more this is an off the top of my head list but like got DAMN i like these events :D i like them a lot

#qsmp #qsmp purgatory 2 #qpurgatory 2 #there hope those filter for u fuckers #(/affectionate) #shut up vic #block game brainrot #if you can't tell my povs went something like this: #crab -> raccoon -> panda -> capybara -> goose -> crow #so i didn't watch all of them lmfao #i only spent a few hours with raccoon and crab; panda i caught all of #capybara and goose i mostly watched on their elimination day #crow i hopped into on the final day as well tho i'd been keeping some tabs on them previously #just not concentrated watching #i like purgatories :D #to be clear though i hope they don't run purg 3 until like november 2024 at the absolute EARLIEST #the staff is NOT at the point they can handle it yet lol not for a while #the fact that one of the ex devs said they were already talking about purg 3 was crazy #like i'm patient i'm not nuts let's cook this one #this is neglecting to mention the post-server close calls which are my favorite part of the event no contest #oh yeah and i also have issues w how some of the special events work #those need some tweaking it's not perfect by any stretch of the imagination #but i enjoy it :) it has good moments

[sad-leon]

swanatello by @tangledinink crownardo by @dryad-druid

i am so incredibly normal over this au

never seen swan late or princess tutu, but i just saw a sun and moon motif and lost my mind. this is my favorite motif. sun/moon, light/dark, two sides of the same coin

*going feral*

#sad•leonart #swanatello #crownardo #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rise donnie #rise leo #rise donatello #rise leonardo #i know nothing about either show but i do know that this will not end well #alsdkjflasdhglasdghoisdf #my favorite motif #dynamic poses #fun colors #a coloring style i dont usually use #gods this was fun to make #crownardos rapiers tho #those gave me hell #so did swanatellos staff #i say as if i didnt choose this persepective to draw in lol #i did this to myself

[hotcinnamonsunset]

the nutcracker ballet but make it knitwear💜🩰

#knitting #knitblr #wip #the pattern is march of the nutcrackers on ravelry #i’m mostly just impressed that i managed to write a pattern that made me feel just as insane about the nutcracker as i did deep in #the throes of show week😅 #and as always. it’s full of a few fun details! #the raglan shaping is twisted like candy canes a la Land of the Sweets in Act II. the nutcrackers themselves in all their spooky glory. #and my favorite! the march of the nutcracker theme on the cuffs - the left sleeve has base staff notes & the right has treble staff notes🎹

[stromer]

call me crazy... but i think hockey belongs in the desert idk

#just like. absolutely gutted that some little kid lost their favorite hockey team today #coolest jerseys in the league... AURA that's just absolutely unmatched on all regards. gone like that #the genuine lack of empathy i've encountered reading comments and what not. these people are actual sickos.... do they even SEE IT? #and ownership ONLY TOLD THE PLAYERS/STAFF BECAUSE THE RELOCATION NEWS GOT LEAKED!!!!!!!!! waht the hell #staff/communities/families/writers/players etc etc are all losing something... like garyb can always Get Bent but these are real ppl! #pouring your heart out into a team for so many years; none of which have been easy just to get this in return #fucking utah.... to play in an arena that is literally not even built for hockey........ like we've lost the plot so incredibly bad esp whe #the top goal scorer in the league is literally from arizona LOL #say all you want abt yotes failing but they knew friendship... they knew love... they knew how to see the world in a grain of sand... #i'm not even a diehard yotes fan but this just blows and az deserves better than this

[cerastes]

hey drimo

I was tactically nuked during a social event by a certain miscreant.

#submission #harlequin wheels #genuine favorite #“clueless white girl SHOCKS Chinese restaurant staff with senseless and brutal suicide'' and it's a pic of Fiammetta.

[latinokokonoi]

i would give millions of toys to ten-year-old sabo and other things he likes and then adopt him and give him the best home life in the world with no hesitation

#THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SCREENCAPS OF HIM #do you understand how much he means the world to me??? #one piece #revolutionary sabo #chief of staff sabo #flame emperor sabo #sabo

[r0b0t1me]

practice practicee

#my animation #motorcity #mike chilton #i think staffs are my favorite weapon ever actually

[unpretty]

Hi Unpretty. I am a BIG fan of yours. I love your work, and while I've read tens of different fanfiction writers, I find you have real talent, real sophistication, real kix, more than anyone else I've ever read. But this is not some soft and fluffy compliment comment. Please read on. The thing is - this.

I've sent you so many comments, begging you, pleading with you, asking you to PLEASE write more Bruce. And you've ignored each one. So now. Here's the thing. While on bedrest, I did a lot of Internet research. And - guess what.

I found out your real name.

Kitty Mxxxxy.

Don't make me put it out there for the world to see, god. They've been no Batman stories from you for so long! So here's where I make a threat. You've probably never been threatened on a safe fanfiction website before, but there's a first for everything, isn't there?

WRITE SOME MORE BRUCE or I reveal to everyone your real name 😈😈😈

I've got almost a thousand followers on my Tumblr 💀. I AM a big fan, I enjoy your DC tremendously, but you need to write more in that genre, because fanfiction is your strength. Do it do it do it, I NEED a next story by next Sunday. You probably don't understand, but having asthma and not being able to leave bed makes a person sociopathically obsessive, or maybe that's just me.

Sorry not sorry.

Do it or I reveal your name to your fans. I don't know what's so bad about that, but you must be hiding your name for a reason. I love you.

teenagers are wild

#original #i can't decide what my favorite part is #the fact that you think my name is a secret (proving you've never supported me financially lmao) #the 'almost a thousand tumblr followers' #the fact that you think outing yourself by posting my name to your Almost A Thousand Followers would end well for you #this onion has layers and i am giving them to staff because i can't eat onions #it IS funny that now whenever anyone asks me about fanfic #i can just point to this ask and blame anon #(i'm actually just busy but i love a scapegoat) #i missed 'tens of different writers' oh my god

[awilddaydreamer]

I wish all people who shoved and tried to trample the disabled con-goers at twitchcon today a very get out of our fucking fandom you are not welcome here.

In fact just get out. Go away.

I hope they know the CCs they look up to and want to meet so much would fucking despise them. I hope they know that they are terrible people. I hope they never go to another con again

#I am so livid #the fact that people were being shoved against walls #and SCREAMING at people to stop #and the twitchcon staff did NOTHING #and people CONTINUED to shove and push the disabled so they could go see their favorite block game player is just…

[a-little-artsy]

hi guys so

so i like phighting now

#art #phighting! #roblox #roblox art #skateboard phighting #i might do vine staff later cuz favorite akfjdhwkdndksk #im still an amateur at the game #i mostly assist instead of kill :') #but idc let me do my tricks thank you #phighting skateboard

[gabbyp09]

#oficial art #推しの子 #b小町 #oshi no ko #onk #oshinoko #my idols children #my idol #my star #favorite girl #b komachi #staff art #@momoshiomomo #@nekotomi1006 #@sachi 63 #@jurry_a_onyx #@yasetai_yo #@z6826c #@meyercarthlate #@ebiebieshrimp #@lsj_tomato #arima kana #hoshino ruby #memcho #hoshino aquamarine #kana arima #ruby hoshino #mem cho #aqua hoshino #ruby onk

[ningadudexx]

Shes the best ever shes the best ever shes the best ever

#long xiaojiao #mei dragon #mei #mei monkie kid #monkie kid #lego #lmk #lego monkie kid #mk #minifigures #lmkTL3 #monkie kid mk #i made the staff a long while back #its made of bamboo as the base #guess who my second favorite character ever in the universe is

[knowerofuselessfacts]

Okay, sometimes I think Gothi is just a clever old woman, other times I think she's a Norn who just said "fuck it I'm hanging out in and messing with this weird village for a while" and enjoys the Shenanigans™

#gothi #httyd #smacking people who should have known better with her staff is one of her favorite things she can get away with