my friends pointed out they look like these guys help m
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more PokemonVRAI?????? insane, shut the fuck right now!!! /silly
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reblog for sample size :)
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here's how spork perera in the sequel can still win:
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[ONE] new message.
To: Spork Perera
Re: That program
Hey,
It’s cool that you found that old thing! Man, it almost makes me wish we didn’t give up on it... Scratch that, it really does...
But we were the ones who screwed it over in the end. Your deal with royalties sounds just fine. I’ll let the rest of the crew know.
I think after this we’ll just let the money pour in, and you and I might part ways. I can’t imagine you’d want to see any of us after we fired you.
Sorry about that, by the way. None of us really knew what we were doing.
You said your merchandising meeting’s Friday, December 5th? Hey, that’s great! Get it on the shelves before New Year’s! Or... does it take a bit more time? I wasn’t in charge of distribution, so I wouldn’t really know.
Anyways, good luck. I think you know how to handle the AI more than we do. It’s a miracle we’re getting any money out of it at all... Enjoy your big cut and all that. Have a safe holiday!
(...It’s after Thanksgiving, are we allowed to say that yet?)
Oh yeah, and careful on the road. I hear Friday’s snowstorm is gonna be a big one.
Best,
Wyatt
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Hey Spork! Can you tell us a bit about yourself?
Name’s Spork Perera. I’ve got a degree in computer science. All in all the coolest person you’re ever gonna meet.
I’ve got an ex. Uh, he doesn’t matter all that much, but if we’re recalling my memory, their name is-
Uh… It’s…
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uhh nope. not good at all Joshua sweetie. Your name is Joshua Freeman/Perera and your parents are Gordon, Spork and Benrey.
It is?
Must’ve been another memory flunk.
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so sorry to the following fictives for having canon (ish) urls for:
Neo Bushnell (2-6 times over depending on how you quantity it)
Deborahbot5000
Brian Stells
Spork Perera
SCP 055
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does Spork have a last name?
their full name is spork perera!
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HLVRV character masterpost
(under readmore bc its long)
(also feel free to continue with pronoun hcs these are just what i see em as slash whats canonically been used for info reasons)
(HOWEVER. spork and neo’s pronouns specifically are only they/them for spork and he/they for neo so please respect that)
Gordon B. Freeman
(AKA Loverboy, Perfect Loverboy)
He/him
Gordon Freeman
(AKA Swap)
He/him
Malcom Challender
(AKA “MS KITTLES PRENCH CLASS, Kittle)
He/him but accepts they/them as well
Gordon Freeman
(AKA Player)
He/him
Gordon “Doc” Freeman
(AKA Doc)
Any pronouns
Gordon Freeman
(AKA Freeman)
He/him
Tommy Coolatta
(AKA Admin C)
He/him
Bubby
(AKA Admin F)
Any pronouns
Dr. Coomer
(AKA Admin P)
He/him
Benrey
(AKA The Boss)
He/him
G-man
He/him
Neo Bushnell
He/they
Spork Perera
They/them
Benrey
(AKA The second part of Perfect Loverboy)
He/him
Darnold
He/him
McBarney Calhoun
He/him
Mad Science Bubby
Any pronouns
Mad Science Coomer
He/him
Mad Science Tommy
He/him
Polite Benrey
He/him
Forzen
(AKA Dr. Sleepless)
He/they/ze
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ATTACHMENT FROM SPORK PERERA:
Be there or be square, losers.
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PEEPAW!!
COOMER!
Spork runs forward, quickly stuffing the slingshot into their back pocket, and hugging Coomer.
It sure is lovely to be back, Mx. Perera!
Coomer hugs back, just as tightly, before tensing up.
Bubby.
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OwO? Benrey make cool thing? Made something helpful? Poggers!
HAHA POGGERS
but yeah. i made a thing. uhh it’s a thing for mxxxx spork. mx perera. mx coolest best friend ever.
oh i should get to the point
i made a thing. a thing that i think is gonna uhhhh make all of this go bye bye. but it’s not like. that simple. here. let me get that on to them
What the FUCK are you doing?
What...
What’s gonna happen to me, Benrey?
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📂 hmm spork maybe?
not really a headcanon as much as canon but spork is sri lankan! after the divorce spork went back to using the last name perera and joshies joshua freeman-perera
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does that imply that spork is gargathor or is that gordon
yeah spork is gargathor thats their middle name. spork gargathor perera /j
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