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agreed on missing promo being about her music!! anything besides her personal life would be so good at this point, i was so disappointed from the person of the year article i was clutching to that one little crumb about her training for eras tour bc that’s like all im actually interested in. i would’ve ate that article up if it was about touring and what it feels like to re-record her old songs and go back to those times bc i imagine that must be surreal but that doesn’t sell as well 🙄 it’s so boring now and it almost feels like the artistry of her art is gone in a way
Yes!!! The tour information was truly the highlight of the entire article and it only made up like 2% of it lol. It’s really sad that no one cares about the artistry of her work anymore and her never speaking on it really feeds into it. All we get now, if we get anything, is just short clips she posts talking about what the songs are about and like! Idk anything else would be great about the creative process I’m begging
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Ok im trying to find a fanfic! It's a criminal minds fanfic. In it the reader and Hotch are dating and the reader(fem) is a submissive and hes the dom. He invites the rest of the team to have a play session with them. I remember it being a multi parter. Everyone in it had different labels. Like Morgan was daddy, reid was either master or doctor, Emily was mistress, JJ was mommy. I can't find it for the life of me please help!!!!
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He is sooo finee 😍😩(I'm up to season 8 i love this show so much)
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happy birthday!!! hope you have the best of days and get all the birthday freebies 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
thank you!! 💕💕
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The Dangers of Tennis Skirts
request: based on this.
pairing: spencer reid x reader
summary: “you know, reid,” you said, “guys ask girls out on a date before they bury their faces into their thighs.”
genre: fluff
word count: 817
author's notes: this is my first ever blurb! i wrote this to practice writing blurbs & writing this was so fun. also, i hope anon doesn’t mind that i wrote this with a fem!reader in mind & reader noticing spencer getting flustered. i just think it would be a lot funnier that way. thank you for this cute request, anon! i got to practice writing blurbs and it's about shy!spencer? a win for me! i hope you'll love this ♡ also posted on ao3 (spencereids).
“REID, YOU OKAY?” Morgan asked the younger male.
Despite his blatant intelligence and many talents, Spencer Reid is just a man. And just like any hot-blooded guy out there who is interested in exploring the curves and dips of a woman’s body, Spencer can’t help but have his IQ slashed down to sixty, or whatever it was Emily said before. And unfortunately for him, hiding the effect of seeing you in a short, white tennis skirt for the first time is not one of Spencer’s talents.
“Yep,” Spencer said, popping the p as he tried to stop his ogling—cue the word, stop—but failed magnanimously, eyes wide, pulse racing, and mouth gaping.
Morgan frowned at the doctor's weird behavior. Usually, when asked how he is, Spencer would go on tangents that would be relevant to the conversation at hand. A single Yep! would not suffice for the boy genius.
Something is going on with him, Morgan thought.
Worried but still weirded out by Spencer, Morgan followed his line of sight and guffawed at what he found. You just entered the bullpen in a fluffy beige sweater, a white tennis skirt, and with your hair tied with a white ribbon.
"Oh, pretty boy," Morgan exclaimed between chuckles. "You are hopeless!"
"Who's hopeless?" Garcia, who just sat on one of the chairs available, interjected.
Morgan continued chuckling and motioned to Spencer, whose eyes were about to fall out of their sockets, and then pointed at you just entering the area. Garcia gasped in happiness. She always thought you and boy genius would make the perfect couple.
And like Spencer, Garcia has many talents. One of which is playing Cupid.
Making the most out of Spencer’s inattentiveness—busy staring at you—Garcia made quick work of calling you over to talk about your cute outfit.
“Hey, Y/N!” Garcia blurted out. “I love LOVE your outfit. We all do.”
She made sure to gesture at Morgan and definitely at Spencer. “Right, boy genius?”
This interrupted Spencer in reverie and unfortunately for him, he’s not the most subtle when he’s back from being lost in thought.
“Are you okay, Reid?” You asked, none the wiser at the obvious display of Spencer getting distracted by your outfit, specifically, your skirt.
Spencer’s eyes widened at your concern. Frightened you’d find out the reason he was dazed was because of you, he instantly stood up from his seat, failing to notice that an electric cord was stuck beneath the chair. And with his quick scrambling, coupled with the fact that his reflexes are akin to that of a toddler just learning to walk, Spencer ended up falling face-first into the floor.
At his clumsiness, Morgan snickered loudly, earning him a slap from Garcia with a matching, “You are not helping at all!” And a glare from you to which he raised his arms in defeat. You held your palm out for Spencer to reach, who was busy trying to dust off his pants, not noticing it was you helping him up until he looked up.
Aside from talents, Spencer was blessed with the gift of hard luck. And unfortunately for him, it seemed his hard luck always tripled in front of a pretty girl—you. Because instead of looking into your eyes when he looked up, his eyes landed on the plush softness of your thighs, which you haven’t failed to notice.
Spencer never wanted to dig a hole and jump in it so badly before today.
You were already giggling, cheeks reddening at the thought of your effect on the genius. Imagine reducing a cute guy with an IQ of 187 and an eidetic memory to a clumsy mess on the floor. Quite flattering, especially if he happened to be the guy you have been crushing on for quite some time now. Not that he knew that, of course. But a girl has gotta take her chances, right? And what better way to tease the hell out of your crush than when he was face-first into your thighs?
“You know, Reid,” You said coolly, “Guys ask girls out on a date before they bury their faces into their thighs.”
Spencer’s eyes bulged out even more while Morgan was belly laughing at this point, Garcia right behind him, giggling in delight.
“I-I uh,” Spencer began to ramble, trying to come up with a tangent that could get him out of this mess, failing to remember that just like him, you were gifted with many talents as well. And that is making the most out of an unfortunate—not unfortunate, your crush is face first on your thighs!—situation.
“Sorry, Spence,” You chortled, ruffling his hair. “You’re not getting out of this one. We are going out after this case.”
This got Morgan falling out of his chair in laughter, Garcia giggling along, and Spencer’s pinkened cheeks resembling an actual tomato with their redness.
#criminal minds#criminal minds fandom#criminal minds fanfiction#criminal minds fic#criminal minds fluff#spencer reid#spencer reid fandom#spencer reid fanfiction#spencer reid fic#spencer reid blurb#spencer reid fluff#spencer reid angst#spencer reid smut#spencer reid imagine#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid x self insert#spencer reid x you#spencer reid x y/n#derek morgan#penelope garcia#the bau#tooth rotting fluff#semi smutty? if you squint
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i was tagged by @ignorancelive ty <3
shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and list the first 10 songs that play, then tag 10 people:
just like heaven by the cure
so american by olivia rodrigo
tender by blur
evermore by taylor swift
beetlebum by blur
rose-colored boy by paramore
on your own by blur
dreams by the cranberries
all american bitch by olivia rodrigo
coffee & tv by blur
no pressure tags:
@allamericansbitch @spencereid @7more @dykehayleywilliams @iero @providnce
#yeah i know i know all i have been listening is to blur and olivia rodrigo and what about it#tag games
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Catch up tag:
Tagged: by the amazing @maxinesminx & @ronandreams
Tagging: @the-maidofmischief @userlestat @huntbastian @madscline @pirncessleia @bo-kryzze @heatherfield @natscatorrcio @spencereid @aino-minakos @candicepatton
Last song: Hey by ic3peak
Last film: spiderman: across the spiderverse, dont care for marvel, but i did it to support king shameik moore
Currently reading: working on finding a book to read
Currently watching: sweet magnolia’s with my mom, currently finishing s2. it’s a sweet show, that i didn’t know i would actually really like.
Current obsession: master detective: rain code, house of the dragon, alice madness returns. i think that’s it? I’m also really getting into eyeshadows!
Favourite colour: black & blue
Relationship status: i’m single & i’m gonna be okay with that.
Last thing i googled: grimreaperglamour, a site that makes purses, waiting on their bags to get back in stock
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tagged by @911onabc to do this picrew <3
upon finishing my masterpiece i am reminded of a post:
tagging @neverbesokind @spencereid @lesbianvenom @guccifloralsuits @bougainvilea @midnightssea
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have u talked abt taylor’s ttpd dress specifically with the white band jacket?? bc imo it blends into the dress too much and it makes it look clunky and i hate it (totally also not bitter that a song like long live was cut for a song like so high school)
no exactly! it doesn't work because it's so clunky and that dress was not made to go under a long jacket like that because it's already big at the waist..... get this women a new stylist i beg
#answered#spencereid#taylor is so powerful..... shes the only person who can make a custom Vivienne Westwood look bad
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WHY HAS EVERYONE SAID L I THOUGHT I WAS BEING CREATIVE!!! 😭 what about T
OKAY BUT I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED because for some reason I thought someone said T and then I went through and wrote all them down only to realize I had no idea why I was doing T????
Timeless — Taylor Swift
Thank Goodness — Kristin Chenoweth
Think of Me — Rosi Golan
Times Are Hard for Dreamers — Phillipa Soo
Tied Together with a Smile — Taylor Swift
send me a letter and I’ll tell you my top 5 songs!
#this was hard because i could easily do 5 taylor swift songs#but i want to share others too lol#oh also.. fun one.. two worlds collide by demi lovato lmao#spencereid#answered#song recs
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I'm rewatvhing criminal minds and holy fuck spencer reid is so autistic!! Idfk why they didn't just outright say he was cuz holy shit they made it obvious!
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hi mady. i hope you feel the same way about spencereid criminalminds as i do about hankcon dbh. blorbo in law . xoxo dove
oh abso-fuckin-lutely, connor detroitbecomehuman and spencerreid criminalminds are like. blorbo cousins. we are shaking hands 🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝❤️
#i like how every other word in my reply has the red line under it cuz my phone is like 'hey this isnt a fucking word' lmao#also i think you meant connor (character) and not hankcon (ship)? unless you did. in which i am sorry for assuming#we are still shaking handa bc fucking Yeah 🤝🤝🤝#the blogger says words
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I literally cant do this anymore I just wantched 3'1 and are you kidding me Jason Gideon kills himself I can't I'm literally crying my eyes out I don't even wànt to know who finds the letter why do I have a strong feeling it's gonna be Spencer I already know I can't do this any more #criminalminds #spencereid what?!? And hotcht quits omg I just finished the episode and he doesn't kill himself I feel better but still I'm gonna miss him
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More insta in my criminal minds dr:)
@Evie..pop
Caption: he though I was leaving without him, -10/10 he has a Fiona Gallagher crying face @Spencereid
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@Spencereid: who's Fiona Gallagher???
@Dmorgan: WAIT do you seriously not watch any other show besides doctor who!?
@Evie..pop: a show character
@Garcia_pen
Caption: @Evie..pop and Bella on there big day!
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@Dmorgan: @Spencereid I'm so glad she got her momma's personality because I do not want a god daughter like you
@Spencereid: I'm offended
@Emmybitch: @Spencereid if you don't marry her I will ❤️ 😘
@Spencereid: please stop simping over my wife.
@Evie..pop
Caption: y'all ever feel like you wanna cook you partner into a stew and eat them? Or is that just me?
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@mommyJJ: @Spencereid I knew you were a bottom!
@Evie..pop: yeah but that's Alright, I like my man submissive
@Emmybitch: 😦😦😦GIRLIE DIGITAL FOOTPRINT!?
@Evie..pop
Caption: @hotchnerAaron left me and @Dmorgan @MommyJJ alone!
@Emmybitch: I hope JJ falls.
@MommyJJ: Emily unsub era confirmed?!
Dmorgan: you're just mad cause I didn't let you do this.
@Evie..pop
Caption: HE LOOKS LIKE A RAT IM DIEING LMAO
@Spencereid: :( meanie
@Dmorgan: you just made me laugh at a funeral.
@Emmybitch: was it my funeral??
@evie..pop
Caption: it was Bella's first day! (P.S she hated it)
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@Dmorgan: I miss Bella now :(
@Emmybitch: SHES MY GODDAUGHTER NOW ASSHAT HAHAHA
@Spencereid: ...
@Spencereid
Caption: @Evie..pop
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@Evie..pop: is this my sign to kidnap Spencer and tie him down in our basement?@Spencereid
@Spencereid: we don't have a basement..
@Evie..pop: :)
@MommyJJ: Evelyn's unsub era confirmed!?
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You Think I'm Delicious?
pairing: spencer reid x reader
summary: all your dreams and hopes of getting cuddly with spencer were shattered when he uttered those six words.
“i don’t like your new perfume.”
genre: fluff & crack
word count: 1.9k
author's notes: here's a spencer reid fluff without plot, just crack (i tried so i hope you'll laugh while reading this). anyway, enjoy reading this one! also posted on ao3 (spencereids).
THE THING ABOUT DR. SPENCER REID IS THAT HE’S A VERY SENSITIVE PERSON. He's very particular about stuff like his dislikes for certain textures and not knowing about something—making him a good researcher by the way, because if he doesn't know something, you'll find him poring through books—and even certain smells aren't an exception. One might think that this is normal with his job because, of course, he does. He has probably smelled dead bodies more than he has smelled fresh flowers. Of course, he hates smells like rotten flesh. Disgusting, honestly. But, what can he do? That is part of his job.
So, when he suddenly tugged you to his side one day to hug you, you were excited for him to take note of your new perfume and love it. No, you were certain he’d love it just as much as you did when you first took a whiff at the store. You just had to buy it because you were sure he’d go crazy over your smell. He’d tuck his face into your neck and shower you with pecks. Because despite what everyone else thinks they know about Spencer having an aversion to touch, he was quite the cuddler when he was in love. And yes, you were the lucky recipient of his comforting hugs 24/7.
However, all your dreams and hopes of getting cuddly with Spencer were shattered when he uttered those six words.
“I don’t like your new perfume.”
Your jaw dropped as soon as he said that distressing sentence. Meanwhile, Spencer was quick to move away from you and continue what he was doing previously—playing chess by himself. Sometimes, if only you didn’t love your boyfriend and didn’t have to face charges, you would strangle him for a lot of things. One of which was being nonchalant after just dropping a bomb like that. What does he mean by you smell bad? You bought a citrus-scented perfume that hurt your pockets; you’ll have to give up your afternoon snacks at the cafe near the FBI headquarters. So, like any good partner out there, you just had to instigate a little argument over your new perfume.
“Excuse me?”
Your boyfriend looked up at your incredulous tone, merely raising a brow at you as if to ask, “What’s up?” This almost got your eye twitching, but you refrained. Taking a breath, you plastered a sickly sweet smile on your face and clarified your previous question.
“What do you mean you don’t like my new perfume?”
Spencer started reddening at your accusatory tone and shrugged halfheartedly, which made you raise one perfectly formed brow at your boyfriend. Now, you’re curious why your boyfriend blushed at your question.
He may be quite shy, but Spencer wasn’t the best when it came to social cues. He rarely gets embarrassed about something unless you blatantly point it out. You could probably count on one hand the number of times he flushed pink. A funny memory you have of him reddening like a tomato was when the BAU were out interviewing streetwalkers. Despite his social awkwardness, Spencer was propositioned by all the women he talked to. You could still remember the exact look he had on his face when he had to pull his tie away from the woman, who was busy rolling it on her fingers.
God, he’s so precious, you’d keep him in your pocket if you could. But right now, he isn’t your favorite person, and you’d love nothing more than to figure out why he was blushing. You were sure there was something behind all those burning cheeks.
“Spencer,” you slowly enunciated the syllables of his name, making him look at you once again. He tilted his head in question as you sighed dramatically, “Out with it.”
“What?”
“You’re flushed pink. You’re picking at your nails, and your right knee just started bouncing.” You pointed it out, and Spencer tried to remedy every single thing you mentioned. “Baby, for a profiler, you’re not doing great at hiding stuff. Tell me what’s going on.”
He scowled and crossed his arms like a petulant child, definitely wishing you weren’t a profiler, and a damn good one at that, like him. You merely chuckled at his antics and crossed your arms in retaliation. No, you weren’t backing away from this one. You spent money on perfume, hoping your boyfriend would love it. But no, he hated it, and now, you have to know why.
You could hear the ticking of the wall clock—if you focused hard enough—with the way not a single sound could be heard from the both of you waiting for the other to cave—not even a phone call from Garcia telling you that you have a case and, you have to be in the office in fifteen minutes could disrupt your focus right now. You could say the same about your boyfriend right now, who is intently staring at your phones on the table. He was probably hoping a work call would come through to save his ass from getting interrogated by you. It’s kind of sick that one would want to hear a new body was found, but at least you’d be out there catching another bad guy and locking them up, never to see the light of day until their last breath. He would rather have a face-off with a murderer than his girlfriend, whom he’s pretty sure is close to resorting to violence for borderline calling her stinky—not really, you’re just dramatic like that.
“Well, for starters, I think it’s strong like I’m drowning in it,” Spencer emphasized the word strong, making your brows furrow. He didn’t have that problem with your previous perfume, and it was stronger—he’s hiding something. You stared pointedly at your boyfriend now, who was fidgeting like crazy under your scrutiny.
“Are you sure that’s it? You didn’t have that problem with my previous perfume, which I’m pretty sure is much stronger than this one.” You clarified, tilting your head to the side as you explained further. “Garcia loved the smell of flowers, but she told me she sneezed every time I passed by. She had to ask me to change the scents immediately. And despite the complaints, you loved it so much that you would tuck your face into my neck.”
At this point, Spencer looked like he was about to burst from an aneurysm with how red he had gotten. You couldn’t help but feel a little bit sorry, but you also had to make him suffer.
“Tell me, Spencer. Or else, I might just have to resort to other tactics.” You almost cackled at the way your boyfriend looked like he’d rather start digging a hole for him to bury himself in. “And you know, I’m a great profiler. I always get what I want.”
However, as soon as you said those words, you noticed Spencer’s eyes drifting towards a half-full bottle sitting on his little desk filled with heaps of paperwork.
Oh. That’s the problem.
“Baby, I think I know what the problem is here.”
Spencer quickly leaped off your couch to avoid getting teased by you—which wasn’t your plan at all, by the way—and was about to run into your bedroom, but you were quick on your feet and were able to catch his arm and pull him towards you. Yep, unfortunately for your boyfriend, you were better when it came to physical activities.
Although you were better at that angle, you still weren’t able to properly estimate the way you pulled him into you because both of you ended up toppling over on your couch. Luckily, it was the couch, because you’re sure Hotch would have your heads served on a platter if both of his agents were injured and there was a sudden case.
You both landed unceremoniously, with Spencer squeaking as he ended up face-first into your chest, and you groaned as you cushioned his fall. Choosing to pause for a moment, you ran your hands through his brown curls as you both tried to catch your breath. Spencer seemed to agree with that idea as he started inhaling your scent, which made you smile a bit.
“You know, it’s not that I hate your perfume because it smells bad.” Spencer started explaining in a hushed tone, “I just liked it better when you smelled like me.”
Your eyes widened at his confession. This was the first time Spencer had ever said something possessive. Despite not being the usual alpha male girls go for, Spencer had enough confidence in himself that you chose him out of all the guys out there you could’ve gone for. At the start of your relationship, you made it clear to him that he was the one you wanted to be with. Not someone as domineering as Hotch or someone as bold as Morgan.
No, you wanted Spencer.
You wanted to be with Spencer.
So, you were shocked at your boyfriend’s display of possessiveness, but at the same time, you found it cute that he wanted you to smell like him. It wasn’t every day that he wanted to engage in a public display of affection. And just like any other girlfriend out there who enjoyed the attention you got from your boyfriend, you laughed as you tried to pull Spencer’s face towards yours.
“God, you’re so adorable, Dr. Reid,” you exclaimed as you peppered his face with pecks and pinched his cheeks as he tried to dodge, embarrassed after saying he wanted you to use his perfume, “I could eat your face!”
“We don’t want that." Spencer said, "The BAU would lose two of their best agents with me inside your gastrointestinal tract and you in jail for cannibalism.”
You rolled your eyes at him as he blinked at you innocently. Sometimes, you hate his brain.
“Stop taking things literally!" You exclaimed to your boyfriend, "You know what I’m talking about!”
“I don’t.” Spencer frowned. You could hear the cogs in his brain start working, meaning he was about to spew out some facts. “Actually, our senses of smell and taste are directly related. They both use the same types of receptors, so if you smell something that you think is delicious, this triggers the same area of the brain that activates our salivary glands. Wait, you think I’m delicious?”
You facepalmed yourself. For a guy with an IQ of 187, your boyfriend could be an idiot.
“You’re an idiot.”
“No, I’m not!” Spencer protested and explained some more, “Seeing an object, food, or even a person that is pleasing to the eye can cause people to salivate. Pleasant smells such as your favorite food, your partner’s natural scent, or smelling perfume on your partner can stimulate the production of saliva more than looking at that person. This process can initiate feelings of wanting to eat or bite.”
Despite his protests, you simply clucked and pinched his nose. Wanting to retaliate, Spencer continued spilling his tangents.
“Aha! You like me so much, my smell makes you want to bite me!”
“You know what, Spence?” You asked sweetly at your boyfriend, who was now listening intently to you. He’ll never know what hit him. “I love you so much, but I preferred it when you got embarrassed about wanting me to smell like you.”
By your admission, Spencer started blushing profusely again as he tried to bury his face in your neck.
“Shut up!”
“I love you too, Spence.”
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