#speedrun time baby

[what-aboutno]

Guys if the fatui chiluc chapter is delayed it's because I got a little silly and need to speedrun Sumeru before Fontaine 🧍

#zara rambles #Listen uhm #i didn't feel like doing the quests AND i havent actually been playing the game for that long #thats my excuse #speedrun time baby #oughh theres so many characters story quest i havent done too skdjd #🫡 we'll see when that chapter comes out

[manyrepulsivethoughts]

the afton kids finally go to therapy and talk out their differences YIPPEEE

#fnaf #fnaf fanart #michael afton #evan afton #elizabeth afton #fnaf baby #fnaf circus baby #fnaf mike #fnaf crying child #fnaf cc #fnaf comic #my lovely crap #once again speedrunning silly scenarios because i ised my siblings tablet this time

[jedi-starbird]

Time Travel is my favourite trope and I think we need more fics where both Obi-Wan AND Qui-Gon time travel together because no matter when they get sent it's chaos. They're saving the galaxy and being physic flash-bangs to everyone around them.

like before Bandomeer?

The entire council is baffled to watch as Qui-Gon 'never taking a padawan again' Jinn has suddenly cut off his post-Xanatos depression tour to return to the temple and beeline to the creche with a frantic energy. His wild eyes immediately single out a fluffy, red-haired initiate.

"You." he exhales with a pointed finger, slightly ominous as he towers over the child. Said child starts vibrating with delight. "Me." he agrees, launching himself at the man. Qui-Gon drops to his knees with a thud that cannot be healthy. Obi-Wan's attempts to clamber into Qui-Gon's robes and maybe onto his shoulders is thwarted by the fact that Qui-Gon's massive hands are cupping Obi-Wan's tiny squishy cheeks. He stares at the initiate for a few minutes with an intensity that is starting to worry people.

Finally, "You're so small." Qui-Gon sounds like he might cry.

'What the fuck?' Plo Koon projects at Mace.

"I'm 9! That tends to be the case!" the child chirps back.

"You're nine." Oh. Ah. Qui-Gon's eyes are distinctively misty. He squishes the boy in a hug so hard he squeaks. Mace makes a series of gestures that imply the need for a head-scan. Depa obligingly drifts off towards the halls. Qui-Gon scoops the child up onto his hip and claims him as his padawan on the spot. The assorted council members and creche-masters burst into noise. Mace tells Depa to bring some space ibuprofen as well.

after Naboo?

Anakin is a little apprehensive of his place in both the order and Obi-Wan's life, but then one day Obi-Wan wakes up and is suddenly a lot less sad in the force?? In fact, if Anakin didn't know better he'd say he was almost giddy, but he's watched Obi-Wan try to pretend his world hasn't fallen apart for the past few months so it can't be that, right? And um, Miss Bant? He knows grief is a funny thing that affects people differently but he's pretty sure 'massive mood swing' and 'having full conversations with invisible people' is not...great? and you said to tell you if Obi-Wan got really weird in any way.

Anyway after a lot of medical exams, intense consultation with the archives, and a couple exorcisms, Anakin ends up being raised by his 'real' master and his ghost master. He is far more well adjusted emotionally and far less well adjusted for what counts as normal people behavior(not talking to thin air). When questioned on this, all he ever says is that he's talking to Qui-Gon. Isn't he...dead? Well, yes. Wait, he's a ghost? Ghosts are real? ...Well this ghost is real.

This starts a great number of existential crises among non-force sensitives and incredibly heated theological arguments amongst the Jedi. Whenever Obi-Wan is questioned on this, all he ever says is some variation of "the force got to know him for 5 seconds and kicked him back out." Mace backs him up on this even though that reasoning is technically blasphemous. Qui-Gon is having the time of his un-life. He's ascended to his final form, his sheer existence is a heresy, this is truly all he has ever aspired towards.

the Clone Wars?

The minute they get dropped back Qui-Gon immediately goes and haunts the shit out of Dooku. They have a signed terms of surrender and promise of info on the Sith Lord within the year. Only half of it is because Qui-Gon's giving Dooku complexes that are only perceptible to shrimp, the other half is because they now have a ghost spy that is not bound by the laws of physics nor spacetime.

Obi-Wan only nominally pays attention to this as he immediately goes and implements his 19 step seduction plan with Cody (he had to focus on something on Tatooine to pass the time). It fails. Spectacularly. Publicly. Ah right. Tatooine was not exactly the height of his sanity. Everyone in the GAR and temple is now riveted by High General and Councilor Obi-Wan Kenobi's attempts to go on a date with his Commander, who bats him away him like a particularly annoying stray and seems one bouquet of cactus away from committing mutiny. Anakin is worrying if it means his master knows about his secret marriage and this is some sort of really weird power play. (It is, but not in the way he thinks)

The next time Dooku goes after Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon spends a good few months appearing tear-stained at the edge of Dooku's perception and only communicating in terrible wails and discordant mutterings of 'padawan. my padawan. my little one.' 24/7.

"Wait, you're annoying Dooku into surrendering?"

"Oh no Anakin, we're crushing his psyche like a bug. :)"

#everyone feel free to use these i crave more time travel fics #the sheer power qui gon would have as a fully communicating force ghost before and during the clone wars is astounding #qui gon with baby obi wan is like inconsolable sobs cause he never saw him this small and then his life was so sad and he couldnt even hug #him on tatooine but now look at his boy!!! so small and huggable!!!! #they absolutely weaponise baby obi against others his wet cat eyes are 1000% stronger now #they drop him in dookus lap like look grandpadawan:) #if you hold the grandpadawan maybe your sith behaviour will calm down :/ #anyway them together is like they throw enough bullshit into the air to blind everyone while they speedrun important changes in the back #after naboo is like everyone offering obi wan condolences and obi responding yeah im going to need them the fucker wont stay down #star wars #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #qui gon and obi wan #fic ideas #time travel shenanigans #codywan #anakin skywalker #disaster lineage #count dooku

[little-pondhead]

Nature vs. Nurture vs. Whatever the Hell This Is

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Vlad fucked up.

To be fair, just because he was smart enough to figure out how to make a clone, didn’t mean he was good at it. That became very obvious when the first few clones of Danny melted. Then Danielle destabilized, and Danny had to save her.

By the time the events of AGIT came about, Vlad thought he’d perfected the practice. Dan had a new body and a second chance at life, and Vlad now had a son like he always wanted. They both gained a family, and Danny was happy for them.

However, after a few years, Dan was the first to realize that he and Dani weren’t aging. Danny was.

Through panicked calls and the digging of old files, Vlad discovered that while he’d forcefully grown both Danielle and Dan’s human bodies to what they were now, he’d somehow frozen the intrinsic and extrinsic aging processes.

Both Danielle and Dan were more ghost than human, and with Danny finally bringing peace to Amity Park, their bodies simply did not react to any of the normal stressors in the human world. They didn’t breathe oxygen, they didn’t have to fight off world ending threats every week, and they just simply didn’t expose themselves to enough ectoplasm to continue new cell production. (They even tested this theory by cutting off a lock of Dani’s hair and waiting a few months. It didn’t grow at all!)

Their bodies were just…frozen in time.

Well, damn.

Both Dan and Dani wanted to be on their own by now, but their eternal baby faces were making it impossible. Danny was well off into college at this point, having grown into the Fenton genes quite well, and looked like their older brother or dad rather than Dan’s twin.

Cue a coming-of-age story featuring Dan and Dani as they, quite literally, try to force themselves to grow up and match their mental ages.

#danny phantom #pondhead blurbs #post agit #can be a crossover but doesn’t have to be #basically Vlad grew them in ectoplasm and unless they want to spend every few years in a pool of green stuff #they have to figure out how to unfreeze their bodies aging systems #the two get into every fight they can to stress themselves out but instead they’re stressing VLAD out #because his two babies ran off and he’s not ready to skip their teen years #spending time in the ghost zone speeds up the process but it’s not an instant fix #they’d have to be in there for years in zone time #probably decades in earth time #they’re trying to speedrun puberty essentially #danny is just vibing ig?? #I just want a story with Dani and Dan being the worst they can be on purpose #like Dan is teaching Dani how to capture rats and Vlad is sobbing about rabies in the corner

[panromanticcalamity]

Wild And His Shadow

Wild and His shadows are best friends. Neither wants to kill the other, they get along, they share a body, and only Four understands why. In the meantime, Wild and Feral (Wild's Shadow) will absolutely switch the outfit between Wild's hylian tunic+hood and Feral's shadow tunic and hat at random and with no warning. You know how Wild has all those outfits in the sheikha slate that are purely cosmetic? Like the phantom ganon armor and what not? That's all Feral's Clothes which he uses to prank the hell out of monsters. Feral is the more reasonable of the two but if they see a lynel they want to pet them like they're a big cat.

#LU #linked universe #linked universe wild #shadow link #breath of the wild #eldritch wild #he's a chaos baby #they're the same person #but at the same time #absolutely not the same person #Wild: I want cake. #Shadow: If you kill Ganon in the next week I will personally teach you how to make any cake you want. #Wild: And i said: Promise? #Wild then speedruns to kill ganon as quickly as possible #fuck Zelink are Miphlink #Wild and Feral (Shadow Wild) are the true best friends #Lynels are big cats and will be treated a such

[mookybear12404]

LAPTOP CHARGER HAS ARRIVED

#WE BACK IN BUSINESS BABY #time for me to speedrun the papers I've been pretending don't exist #but also now comes the hard part of figuring out a system #where my cat wont do that again #I bought some anti cat wire protectors but im not sure how much I trust them #probably best to leave all my devices in the living room/kitchen space while they charge from now on #mooky talks

[revvywevvy]

crawls in here like a little bug. i need to scream abt random scv things dont mind me im gonna just shove my face into the tags and shriek into the void

#cell mumbles #//help i tried to do a legendary souls run in the emulator and got my ass absolutely handed to me immediately by kilik #//IVE FORGOR HOW TO DO EVERYTHING SOBBING PROFUSELY #//im so bad now LMAOOOO... at least before I was able to complete the entire thing (even if it took 90+ minutes) #//but now......................... agony and suffering #//kil(ik if i (playing pyrrha) look at u with my big ol puppy eyes will you let me 3(3)B you off the raft 3 rounds in a row pretty pleaseee #//for me? the little silly? pwetty pwetty pweeeease? im just a little guy! a silly little girlie! a little baby birdie! #//you wouldnt wanna hurt a little birdie would u kil(ik? /silly #//in better news I did an arcade speedrun on my xbox; got 2'19"330 and submitted it pending review #//could u guys imagine it? the ceo of pyrrha? having the pyrrha category arcade world record? #//i can see it now... THE babygirl connoisseur /very big silly #//thooooough the time is very much beatable bc I made many-a-mistake x_x||| #//i feel like matching the general wr time is possible if you had perfect opponent + ai rng #//like. get ae/on; yoshi; zw/ei; then sieg/fried as the randomized opponents; then have them cooperate and get hit by the 3(3)B first try. #//then speed thru beating the shit out of ti/ra and night/mare; maybe even get successful ro's on the latter #//and boom #//like. i dont think u can BEAT the current wr with pyrrha per se bc like. those runs were WILD. but i feel like u could get very close!! #//u just have to get veeeeery lucky #//OH YEAH ALSO I MADE A BUNCH OF CUSTOMS OF PYRRHA AND IMMA DRAW THEM AT SOME POINT #//i already drew 2 and will do more #//can u guys tell im normal :]

[propertyofkylar]

anyway. i need avery so fucking bad it’s not even funny

#speedrunning summer in dol aka traumatizing amie #shoved her on the pirate ship multiple times to make time go faster #sorry baby girl we need school

[nusimb]

the kitties shashka (siamese) and petrushka (orange girl) are the most compelling part of the household and they look after catalina's first born carmen and toddler willem very well

#stole these cat names from my friend thx luv u #ts4 #ts4 gameplay #time of your life lc #*gen1 #carmen and willem are half siblings #carmen's dad is a selvadoradan local turned oasis springs resident #and willem is catalina's with her husband hyunwoo #ofc i rolled the heir to be the 3rd kid so i'm violently having them try for baby as catalina tries to speedrun her degree

[cat-berry]

my fucked up sea creature son and this other fucked up sea creature girl who is now my daughter <3

#adoption speedrun #highmore baby real #my first time clearing and it was with the jankiest team and powerful but useless relics. it’s what mizuki would want #arknights

[xxtommycoolattasboobs420xx]

Hi gamers <-(once again plotting something emotionally devastating but is now actually working on it)

#animatic time heehoo #ive never used windows movie maker (and yes thays what im using I had a diff video editor but i hated using it </3) #baby steps. #gordon feetman is so so sad and i NEEDED to make this #gonna see if i can speedrun it tonight #textposting

[todayisafridaynight]

‘is there yaoi in the arakawa family’ is an incredibly funny question because it’s infinitely funnier if there isn’t yk what i mean. theyre just like that

#snap chats #SORRY IM STILL LAUGHING AT IT BUT I DO LIKE TO POKE THE IDEA WITH A STICK #its just funny to me if they arent together but theyre just So Close that people are raising eyebrows #i already made fun of this idea like two times already didnt i. #NO HELP ITS CAUSE I THOUGHT OF THAT SPONGEBOB SCENE WHERE SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK HAVE THEIR CLAM BABY #its just ichi hanging out with mitsu like Bro Im Telling You..... There Something FUNKY... #im about to go back to srb all my 🏳️‍🌈❓ comics again oh my god #NOOO IM REMINDING MYSELF OF ALL THE GOOFY THINGS I WANNA DRAW STOPPP #i think i just wanna draw masato being upset more. like gross why does my dad have a love life and i dont #son he doesnt he Legit is just close with his coworker stop being emo and angsty and go get your game up #ughh im done working for the day but im too tired to draww #maybe ill try writing something silly for once.. <- doubt i think im gonna speedrun y7

[hazashami]

Update THREE because it's been a wild morning

A lovely gift came in from SHOECAR!!!! THANK YOU SHOECAR DREAMS ARE NO LONGER DREAMS!!!

Alright I know you're sick BUT

It's fucking time.

BABY AISHA ACHIEVED!!!!!!!!! good lord it looks sick i should handle that huh but FIRST

WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#neopets #first time neopets player #neopets baby% speedrun

[antlereed]

okay arcane posting again to say: vi was soooo right to want to get to powder/jinx as soon as physically possible, not just because of the obvious, but because once she learns abt the extremely volatile energy source it makes so much sense

we all know that powder originally tried to fuck with inventing, albeit her curiosity is treated as a bit of a third act gun.

but the fact that all jinx needs is (if we assume the notes/journal she stole was the original) outdated information and a few days of unbothered tinkering. ill give silco a lot of (deserved) shit but the man knew one thing: leave jinx alone while she explodes things because the results speak for themselves.

#AND VI KNOWS THIS #SHE KNOWS HOW SMART AND TALENTED HER SISTER IS #EVEN THOUGH SHE LAST SAW HER BABY SISTER FUCKING UP A BASIC PIPE BOMV #vi figured very quickly that if anyone would be the threat with the gems it would be her sister no doubt about it #anyways. this isnt even meta im just rewatching the series again and had the thought #that OF COURSE jinx first found the stones in the break in. OF COURSE she robs the place years later #AND SHE DOES IT WHILE SPEEDRUNNING HOW TO DEVELOP A MASSIVE WEAPON WITH THE GEMS #AND she does it while going through the most traumatic events a person could handle. The girl of all time

[lecliss]

OO has me in a fucking vice grip with the urge to lunge at Seph's throat!!!!!!! I can't fucking believe he convinced Kadaj to join him!!!!!! I'm gonna go fucking feral!!!! Leave my sonboy alone!!!!! He has no free will!!! He keeps being used for what Jenova wants cuz of the cells and he keeps being used by Seph as a remnant!!! Daj can never truly have something of his own accord cuz of the very meaning of his existence!!!!! He can never be an individual cuz of them, but without them he wouldn't exist!!!! LET HIM BE HIS OWN PERSON!!!!

And to top it off, Team Ninja dangles a Loz and Yazoo tease in my face after I just said I need Kadaj to have his real brothers back!!!! FUCK!!!! I FUCKING HATE FINAL FANTASY!!!!!!!

#i love kaien trying to help even tho this has nothing to do with him. thank you grandpa 🥺 #kadaj and repliku would be a match made in heaven. i want them to talk and go on a murder spree for funsies together #im gonna kill seph so fucking hard. i hate it here!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #at least now i know why kadaj and seymour team up to be ducklings to weiss. tho im not caught up to know how/why they leave seph yet #im just. im gonna die man. im so happy OO added kadaj and gave him so much development and i love that the game takes characters seriously #but god. do they have to keep tormenting MY FUCKING SON!?!?!?! #LET HIM RETURN TO HIS NEW MOM AND DAD (zack and aerith)!!!! GIVE HIM HIS LITTLE BROTHERS BACK!!!! GIVE HIM FUCKING FREE WILL!!!! FUCK!!!!! #its such a good time to be so abnormal about a 2005 one off sequel movie villain. genuinely. it just hurts at the same time #i also like how everyone's fine with kadaj and is even trying to help him cuz despite being morally gray. at least hes against seph. #so hes a good kid in their books 🥺 #brb gonna go speedrun the og 7 real quick so i can beat seph's ass in the name of my best boy #also when we get loz and yazoo i wonder if theyll be a joint unit like in brave exvius of if theyll be seperate but released back to back #like reno and rude 🤔 #i was expecting sonon or nero next but i do think they wont come until after part 2. while i want genesis most then. i would actually rather #have the baby bro duo if it means they have a real chance of getting in. i didnt actually believe it would be possible. but no it looks real

[albatris]

tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow

tomorrow I return to......

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ Alex Flashback Chapter ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

#speedrun from 17 year old alex to present(ish) #mostly we need to just get through early years of alex vampirism and then some stuff with quinn #i wrote a bit of the quinn stuff last nanowrimo but #none of hmmmm tiny baby teenage alex lmao #i have an Image in my brain of what alex was like in high school hahaha #but also 17 year old alex is NOT having a good time re: vampirism #early alex backstory parts will hurt to write :c #but then later alex backstory bits are kind of just #alex trying to be brooding and sad and have an ongoing moral existential crisis and quinn just sort of #there. being an overdramatic gay supervillain. killing alex's sombre vibe #anyway we love Alexis Anders in this house #and we get sad about the fact that Alexis Anders had to deal with such horrific things all on its own for years and years #starting when it was still just an idealistic high school kid :c #alex protection squad...... #AND THEN ALEX HAD TO DEAL WITH QUINN #arguably an even more terrifying chaotic ordeal