#speaker circus

[shesgonnachangetheworld]

if anyone wants to do a parody song about this whole kevin mccarthy debacle set to "master of the house" from les mis called "speaker of the house" i would be very grateful

#text only #i'd do it but i have no musical ability whatsoever #don't mind me i'm just shitposting #politics///// #would i rather have a functioning government? yes #but if it can't be functioning it should at least be funny #speaker circus

[lazleylazarus]

haven’t even watched it

#swag cus as a native russian speaker i can throw puns about the mc name #i mean i like it unironically #the amazing digital circus #the amazing digital circus pomni #pomni #the amazing digital circus ragatha #the amazing digital circus jax #fanart #tadc fanart #keep your hands off eizouken!

[everlastingrandom]

The speaker of the house vote goes like this: the fourth. The fifth. The minor fall and the major lift. The baffled king composing hallelujah

#*circus music intensifies* #girl help the government is putting on another clown show #us politics #house of representatives #speaker of the house #voting #Kevin McCarthy

[rabid-citrus]

AINT NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW POMNI'S NAME IS LITERALLY "REMEMBER" IN RUSSIAN??!!

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #native russian speaker here #IT JUST HIT ME AFTER HALF AN HOUR AFTER WATCHING THE TRAILER AAAAAAA

[lesbianashleywilliams]

NIKOLAI GOGOL IN "THE PERFECT MURDER AND MURDERER - PART 2"

#*posts #bsdedit #hyeahbsd #Bungou Stray Dogs #BSD S4 spoilers #my crap #flashing gif cw #usergojoana #useradrienne #userdabiluna #usermica #userblaze #userjenny #[EXTREMELY LOUD CIRCUS MUSIC BLARING THROUGH A TINNY WII SPEAKER] #the EMBODIMENT of 'I'M F*CKING CRAZY!!!!! but. i am free~'

[hangryhomo]

me, watching the GOP fail to elect a Speaker for the 11th time in 3 days:

#is this the circus we’re going to have with the gop in charge??? #also can bobo keep getting yelled at by news anchors cuz it’s honestly hilarious #us politics #house speaker #kevin mccarthy #text.me

[stormbluestories]

are they just going STRAIGHT into round 11

#us politics #politics #speaker of the house #ce #GOD THIS IS A DISASTER #like. Literally two seconds. Oh my god this is a circus and we are all clowns

[shinylights]

voting “present” so they only need to have 1 vote more than jeffries. 😑

#us politics #all this circus and for what?!?!?….. #speaker of the house

[dudefrommywesterns]

pete's characterization is so inconsistent that my brother and i had no idea what anyone was mad about at the end of the movie

#typewriter dings #pete: sweet guy. charming. maybe a bit too flirty and ambitious. gentle speaker. loves his friend and hypes him up. punches a guy who's #mean to his friend. just wants to help the circus (and not be broke anymore) #everyone else: this man is a liar and a cheat and he's hurting jill and he's a big meanie and he's NO GOOD

[shesgonnachangetheworld]

honestly the thing that gets me about the whole speaker of the house nonsense is like.......how does kevin mccarthy keep going. maybe it's my ability to feel shame but after vote 10 not only would i have given up, i would have quit politics, changed my name, and moved to an island

#text only #politics///// #speaker circus #i'm being generous about vote 10 tbh #i'm pretty sure after vote 5 i would have started crying (i was not built for politics lol) #that said i feel like anyone with sense/shame would've taken the L by now #he basically made so many concessions that he would be speaker in name only anyway right?

[burymeinblack2022]

*sits down next to you* *rests my hand on your shoulder reaching my other arm out towards you* [pensively] teaspoon of vanilla extract for your thoughts?

#I hope this gets across as my creative vision intended #Once again a girlie is not a native speaker mind u.... #Vanilla extract #If a poll doesn't have a vanilla extract option I just hit the bricks ngl #wow anna said something #anna's shitposts #It's 6am back to sleep lmao I have transmitted my message bye #welcome to the circus #welcome to my twisted mind #Polls

[aerialfitness]

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. #behappy #love #lovelife #life #qotd #author #authorlife #authorquotes #circus #entertainer #speaker #motivation #motivationalquotes (at Hermosillo, Sonora) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoT2mowrFDp/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#behappy #love #lovelife #life #qotd #author #authorlife #authorquotes #circus #entertainer #speaker #motivation #motivationalquotes

[ionlylikemycat]

house clerk cheryl l johnson: for what purpose does the lady from massachusetts rise?

me in my stained cheesy popcorn pajama set: madame chair i rise for the purpose of placing a name in nomination

house clerk cheryl l johnson: the lady is recognized

me: thank you madame chair. i nominate gonzo the muppet for speaker of the house of representative. i have as much authority on this issue as the last two idiots to take this podium and waste all our time, and i believe gonzo will lead this country to cool times and space sex in this essay i will

#lemon speaks #american politics #usa politics #speaker of the house #this is getting ridiculous #did you know that idiot matt gaetz nominated trump??? #they can’t do that! #this is stupid! #this is a fucking circus!!! #what the fuck!!!

[vamptastic]

so unbelievably torn about which mcr song to use for my micrography project. bury me in black is obviously a strong contender its the song of all time and ive already got a solid sense of the imagery for it. but i also want to do something more permeable than a recorded song, give some more variety to the piece with variations on the same lyric, and i think everybody hates the eagles would be good for that + i can draw even weirder and more fucked up shit than bury me in black for that one. and then my first idea was to compile all the body writings and drum writing from over the years (or maybe just drums from the 2022 tour) but i have no clue where to even start with finding them and also ive spent so much time analyzing lyrics of actual recorded songs i think trying to do that with drum writing would actually make me fully lose my mind. it would, however, own severely, and i could go for a collage style piece instead of a like portrait or landscape.

#for bury me in black i was thinking style of demo lovers of a man looking into a vanity mirror holding his entrails in one hand #phone in the other with some items on the vanity representing other lyrics #and the screamed lyrics (shotgun & pick up the phone) blasting out of the phone speaker #and then for eagles i was thinking kind of a circus act thing like a centipede woman on a stage doing an act #with a bunch of background actors for other lyrics #kind of like. representing theatrical archetypes too? would need to do more research there on like classical theatre but #i think it could be really cool. #and then for the drum writing itd just be this huge chaotic collage of all the different imagery maybe with the band members in it #like a landscape made up of all different objects made from the words and then the writings i associate with each band member for them #but uh. yeah. haven't figured it out yet. eagles is my favorite i think but bury me in black is most within my comfort zone

[mauricecherry]

We have all had to change things up in one way or other over the past few years. But if you’re like this week’s return guest, Nakita M. Pope, there’s power in pivoting! (You might remember her from my recent talk with Jordan Taylor, or from our 2016 interview.)

Our conversation started with catching up on what’s happened over the past few years, and Nakita spoke about some of her recent projects, including launching a business course and a subscription box turned online community — Bella Boss! We also talked about her work as a design educator, the recent closing of The Creative Circus, being awarded as an AIGA Fellow, and she shared how her passion projects have impacted her career. Nakita’s love for community and giving back really shines, and I think you’ll get really inspired by this interview!

For extended show notes, including a full transcript of this interview, visit revisionpath.com.

Revision Path is brought to you by Lunch, a multidisciplinary creative studio in Atlanta, GA.

It is produced by Maurice Cherry and engineered and edited by RJ Basilio. Our intro voiceover is by Music Man Dre, with intro and outro music by Yellow Speaker. Transcripts provided by Brevity & Wit.

SUBSCRIBE, RATE, AND REVIEW! Apple Podcasts | Google Podcasts | SoundCloud | Spotify

#Revision Path #Nakita M. Pope #Atlanta #Branding Chicks #entrepreneur #Georgia #AIGA #The Creative Circus #design educator #Bella Boss #public speaker #Bella Boss Box

[dr3c0mix]

Infernal Infatuation

Demon x Gn Reader

I've had a little idea for a while but never managed to write it out. This is gonna be a 2-part fic so better strap in folks :)

CW: murder, gore, shit friend-group, brief mention of animal slaughtering, demonic themes

🔥 You cursed yourself as you sat uncomfortably squished between the car door and one of your friends who didn't even awknowledge your distress.

🔥 Why did you have to listen to your friends? Why did you agree to their text about joining them in trying to perform a "cool demonic looking ritual" they found online? Why is this car so sticky???

🔥 It was loud and generally overwhelming inside the car, blaring music was coming from the speaker, everyone was moving around and singing along to the songs at the top of their lungs, and it looked almost 2am from how dark it was.

🔥 Your friends figured that you all could get in trouble if you performed their little "game" where lots of people could see and decided to drive out somewhere along the highway that had little to no people passing through, especially during that time of day.

🔥 One of your friends, Justin, remembered an old abandoned warehouse that was near and unmonitored, the perfect place to mess around.

🔥 The car turns and drives off the road, rolling along a bumpy terrain as you can see the warehouse grow closer as the car's headlights illuminate its rusty exterior.

🔥 An uneasy feeling grows within your stomach as everyone gets out of the car laughing and checking out the building. You can't keep your eyes off it as its old walls held a sense of dread and doom.

🔥 Audrey, the one who asked you to join, wrapped an arm around you and laughed. "What are you doing you weirdo? C'mon! We got a monster to summon!" She jokes as she catches up to the others. You sigh and shake off the last bits of fear in you.

🔥 Audrey takes out her phone and reads the instructions for the ritual. Your other friends helped in lighting candles, drawing the pentagram and sigils while Justin recorded everything, laughing like it was some everyday prank. You just sat there, getting more and more concerned about the situation.

🔥 You ask Audrey if you could leave, the scene getting a bit much for you but she scoffs, calling you a pussy. Your brow furrows and you sit back down, very hurt by her comment.

🔥 Once everything was set, everyone stood around the pentagram. You join hands as Audrey reads out the chant, Justin still snickering to himself behind his phone.

🔥 "Oh yeah, it says everyone has to make a blood sacrifice of something but we got that covered." Audrey laughs and pulls out a jar of blood from the duffle bag she brought. Apparently they just took the blood from a pig and settled on it, but you feared about the consequences of cheating the ritual so you take a small knife you carry around all the time for self defense and cut a tiny slit in your finger, you drop it in the center while everyone carelessly pours the pig's blood in.

🔥 Everyone goes silent before a low rumbling is felt in the ground, like the earth itself was pulsing.

🔥 Suddenly, the candles are blown out, the smoke from the wicks swirling around the center of the circle as the ground shook violently. Everyone but you start exclaiming in astonishment like it was a magic trick in a circus.

🔥 You step back as the swirl of smoke forms into somewhat of a humanoid shape. The pentagram starts glowing red as the smoky figure opens its pitch eyes, the smoke dissipates to reveal what looks like a man, his grey skin was scattered in black tattoos that covered his arms and back as well as parts of his face. He had ghostly white hair that framed his sharp face perfectly. His tail swished behind him what went from his skin's grey to black the closer it got to the tip. He blinks and white pupils appear in his black eyes. He wore nothing but dark red pants that was held up by a rope or ribbon that was secured along his waste.

🔥 He looks at everyone as your friends all had mixed reactions, some were screaming their heads off while others were laughing and cheering over how their little trick worked.

🔥 Audrey in particular, was ecstatic, taking pictures of the demon as it stared at her.

🔥 "Oh my god, I didn't know he would be so hot!-" She was about to place he hand on his chest when he grabbed her wrist. She yelped and tried to let go but his grip was as strong as iron.

🔥 She starts screaming and trying to push him away while everyone else laughed at the scene. You could only step back and watch as Audrey continued yelling at the boy to let go of her, now scared out of her mind.

🔥 The dreaded ringing of laughter stopped all of a sudden after a loud, wet crack. Blood gushes out of Audrey's arm as he steps back from the grey man, you shake as you still see her now ripped off arm still in his grip.

🔥 Your friend's laughter is replaced with screams as the demon kills off your friends one by one, you run off and take cover behind an old truck in the warehouse while you hear the gruesome sounds of flesh ripping and your friends' screams diminishing with every life taken by the monster you summoned out of pure stupidity and recklessness.

🔥 The sounds stopped for a moment before you hear the sound of footsteps slowly coming towards you. You cry silently, praying to whatever was watching over you to help you, for a saving grace, a miracle, anything to get you out of there.

🔥 Your eyes blink open as you see the man kneeling down at you with wide eyes, the blood of your friends getting absorbed into his skin, giving his eyes a redder tint. You close your eyes, tears falling down your cheeks as you wait for your painful death.

🔥 But it never came.

🔥 A soft touch to your wet face makes you flinch as the demon coos at you and wipes away your tears, rubbing your cheek.

🔥 "Why are you so sad Master? Your sacrifice was much appreciated."

🔥 He spoke with a soft, sultry voice. You stutter out a "What?" as he cocks his head.

🔥 "Yes, those lowly creatures were very annoying, but their blood was the greatest gift I've ever received, such generosity deserves just service, right?" he smiles.

🔥 You were confused; Master? why would he be calling you that? Still frazzled by the events that happened to you, you stood up and started walking away, the moments you've witnessed still not sinking into your soul yet.

🔥 The demon stays where he was a bit longer before catching up to you, still smiling like he didn't just kill 5 people right in front of you.

🔥 "Are we going to your abode, Master? I'd be happy to carry you, you seem a bit exhausted." He said, going in front of you and offering his arms.

🔥 You laugh nervously at him, "N-no! No heheh.. uhm.. I'm fine walking to the car.." You walk by him, as his elvish ears perk up. "Car? I've never been in a car before!"

🔥 Now here you are, driving back to your house in blood-soaked clothes in your now dead friend's car with a demon who was busy sticking his tongue out of the cat window like a giant dog.

🔥 The silence was unbearable as the uneasiness of having such a dangerous creature next to you swallowed you whole, you didn't bother turning on music as he tried turning the dials and broke it.

🔥 "So..uh...why didn't you kill me? I know I'm your 'master' now and all but uh...Why not the others?"

🔥 "You really didn't know how it worked? Well, those idiots took a dumb shortcut and offered the blood of an animal. You, Master, generously gave your own blood for me, speaking of which.." He takes your hand that had the cut and licked it. You pull back your hand in disgust and try to carefully rub off the saliva but find that your finger no longer hurt. You look at it and see the cut fully healed, not a scar left.

🔥 You look at the demon who gave you a toothy smile and sighed.

🔥 "So..what do I call you?"

🔥 "My name is Dorik! May I know your's, Master?"

🔥 "Uh..I'm (Y/N).."

🔥 "What a fun name! (Y/N)..I like it!" He turns his head back to the window and giggles at the wind in his face. You couldn't help but giggle at his cute behavior. Looks like you have a new companion for a while...

🔥 Oh my god your friends are dead...

#yandere x gn reader #yandere x reader #oc yandere #yandere #yandere oc #male yandere #yandere male #tw yandere #x reader #yandere x male reader #yandere x darling #yandere x you #yandere demon x reader #yandere demon #demon #demon x reader #demon x human #monster boyfriend #monster smut #monster x human #monster lover #monsterfucker #monster #teratophillia #terato #terat0philliac