#sooooo much salt

[pavl0ve]

i’m trying soooooooo hard to be calm and normal and casual but oh my god i want to scream about pacific rim about chuck hansen i love media i love characters I LOVE SYMBOLISM

#yeah i’m thinking about the dog tags again #the three pilots w dog tags chuck herc and raleigh the latter two always always wear theirs under their shirt. THEYRE ALWAYS VISIBLE BUT #THERES AN ATTEMPT TO CONCEAL THEM . dog tags representing scars omg …… but specifically they’ve both lost people (THEIR BROTHERSSSSSS) in #the rift. they are proud soldiers proud pilots but know part of the deal is having those memories relived every time #THE SHAMEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!! #i love pacific rim i love how pathetic and desperate they are. soldiers at the end of the world. knowing its not enough but at least its #something. THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END MR BECKETT WHERE WOULD YOU RATHER DIE … HERE ??? OR IN A JAEGER . gasp. silence. nodding #i might post the salt in the wound chuck edit because i need to dissect it again and again and again #HE WEARS THE DOGTAGS SO PROUDLY . he’s nothing but a caricature of his father #i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE the shot during the hallway fight w the smoke and chucks dogtags its sooooo #i have much more coherent thoughts on this at other times but ive been distracted #pacific rim #pacrim #chuck hansen

[whatyourehungryfor]

endlessly funny how out of all the girls shauna's outfit choices would be the most on trend for a trip to seattle at the time

#of course take this with a grain of salt considering this is mainly based on quick google searches and anecdotes #but flannel dress combo? a hit #nat would probably also fit in well enough but i wouldnt say the most because she is alt in a way not everyone likes #jackie's outfits are maybe slightly out of style for late 90's as preppy/jock things were more an 80s thing #lu rambles #idk i just think theres sooooo much to say #shauna shipman #yellowjackets

[half-doomed]

half-doomed -> sicklysweetholiday

Thanksgiving is officially over, it's holiday url time

#i actually dont care for christmas that much but holiday layouts are sooooo fun and i like this url a lot #plus we're traveling to motherfucking salt lake city next month for idkhow #so i may as well get in the mood #jaime posts #.txt

[noivern]

the suffering* *colonoscopy prep

#:( :( :( :( :( :( :( i have to drink sooooo much yucky salt stuff

[fuck-em-up-your-grace]

I NEED Zelda lore with good historical allegories PLEASE hire me Nintendo I would make so many good metaphorsssss

#I’ve had this fic idea in my head for literally months #since like December #the sheikah and the yiga and demise and hylia have no relevance to anyyyyy history guys haha #I mean. two large powers that have been involved in a cycle of hatred using their power to induce a proxy war to further their power? #while simultaneously harming said group by ripping it apart and then. with so much time passing the idea of reunification fading further. #until the people of that group learn to hate the other and to rely upon the powers that put them there? #huh Nintendo wonder what that could be about. #but Nintendo is a Japanese company and if you talk about that war then you gotta get into imperialism and. well… #and this is not even getting into THE GERUDO #I LOVE what the Gerudo could be SO MUCH. OH MY GOD. THE POTENTIAL. #but no. if Nintendo actually showed off cool Arab culture and stopped oversexualizing brown women people might think they’re not racist 🙄 #and we can’t have that #god I fucking love the concept of the Gerudo it’s so so so sooooo good you have no idea #I don’t have the time or energy required to write this but maybe I’ll come back in like a decade when I’ve got shit figured out and write it #anyways. I’m so normal about the Shiekah and the Gerudo. ha ha ha ha ha so so so normal #guys someone give me like a month where time stops I could write so much about settler colonialism* and the Hylians #(*I think settler colonialism paired with neo-colonialism and imperialism would be more interesting than the usual narrative of extractive #coloniaism. but also take that with a sea of salt cause no narrative surrounding colonization is really. mainstream.) #barebones of this fic idea is half-sheikah Zelda & Gerudo Shadow as foils for each other #w/ Zelda having the experience of like. 2nd gen E Asian immigrant assimilation & loss of cultural heritage while being raised in a white #society— with scraps of her textbooks and life showcasing the retelling of the colonization of the Gerudo. meanwhile Shadow is V aware of #his culture & history because Ganon’s main goal is to take control of the Hylian empire to make them pay for their past crimes #which manifests in Ganondorf being an abusive father who torments his own son because he believes it will make him strong enough to fight #against the Hylians. however surprise surprise abuse actually drives Shadow further away and he seeks refuge in Zelda & brings her books #on sheikah culture as a way to connect to her— through their shared ties to the Yiga… #and I have more but I think I’m gonna hit the tag limit and I’m rambling but like. SO MANY IDEAS #it works better visually I think though. so there’s that too. plus as aforementioned I do not have any of the things I need to write this #and it’s really important to me that it’s written well. so. that too. if I was gonna do this it would take forever with extra research &shit

[anachronistic-falsehood]

grabbing virgil sanders in my hands and squeezing him like a stress ball i cannot be normal about him like YES ok we know logan is the hottest side but VIRGIL IS SUCH A CLOSE SECOND. his entire presence in s1. look at him. LOOK at him. listen 2 his VOICE. THE COURTROOM OUTFIT!!!! his overall VIBES!!!! AGH. i am kissing him on the mouth [asexual]

#sanders sides #i'm sorry it's impossible for me to even be remotely normal about him i think about him too much #he and logan are tied for my faves bc i've always loved virgil but logan grew on me as the series went on #so now im just holding them both in my hands and shaking them like salt and pepper shakers <3 #logan is the salt shaker. obviously. virgil is pepper #the sanders sides autism has returned im thinking about them sooooo much

[bibleofficial]

im soo fucking high for 11am & im living for myself

#stream #bc this bowel movement ? it’s violent #but im too stoned to suffer #like WHEW #PAINFUL #ALSKALSKALSKALSKALKSAL #THATS WHAT U GET FOR JUST EATING 2 PACKS OF CRACKERS RAW #DISGUSTING #i’ve had SOOOOOOOOO much salt between like 8pm-1am it’s ridiculous like it’s NOT HEALTHY IT IS NOT GOOD FOR ME #& i KNOW ITS NOT but girl #we binging #we ain’t happy #we were VERY unhappy last night 😭😭😭 #we’ve BEEN very unhappy - for WEEKS #it’s fine #im smiling #& the last time i was smiling i was smiling like >:) (evil) & IT FELT SOOOOO GOOD but not like in a hood happy way like a this is not #sometjing a normal person would be smiling abt way ALSJALSKALSKALSKALSKALSJAL #& u know what ? that’s ok bc that felt great at the moment & it’s RLY fucking funny to look back on even though this was like #saturday #at least i’ve been drinking less ? #ALSKALSKALSKAL BUT SMOKIGN MORE #A LOT MORE 😭😭😭😭 #weed that is #but also cigarettes she was so naughty yesterday

[achilleslyre]

thinking about the time my dads gf asked me to help her with her soup base bc she didn’t know what spices to put in and so i added onion pwdr garlic pwdr salt pepper thyme and basil and she said it was rlly spicy…..

#like specifically hot spicy not too much seasoning #i asked i was like ‘oh srry i didn’t realize i over spiced it’ and she was like #‘​no u didn’t but its SPICY like my mouth is on fire’ #and i just stared at her like 🧍🧍 #same woman that had gravy and said it was spicy #my dad was like ‘ig its a little salty’ and she was like #‘i need water NOW this is sooooo spicy’ #i also made eggs for us both the one time and on MINE #i put sriracha…. and she looks at my plate and goes #‘ooooh thats why it’s spicy u put sriracha on it’ #and i was like ‘i only put it on mine…. urs has just salt and pepper’ #like WHAT #i don’t get how ppl can live like that……

[bunnyb34r]

Hmm think there's still a stone or two in my kidney

#i forgot my back brace today so im very aware of my back pain but its only on my left side and down my leg like as if i fell but i didnt so #thankfully im off tomorrow lmao wasnt it last Thursday i had a kidney stone?? bc i think it was on my extra day off weird #marquilla #i know its bc im not drinking enough bc when i drink i have to pee SO BAD so i don't drink as much as i ehould bc i dont wanna get up a #million times when im sleeping and i sleep 12-17 hours sooooo but it also might be too much salt bc ive been living off of stouffers and #salad (w/lots of dressing lol) #i didnt connect it being another stone til i was at work bc im SUPPOSED to get cramps this week anyway and now im like ah.

[orcelito]

Might be my tastiest curry yet. I don't like the sugar snap peas over bell pepper (I used them bc they're what I have) but I put some of the garlic oil into the curry And some ginger. And hoo boy. It's a bit spicy (especially since it's already red curry + the spices I put in the chicken), but it's in a good way. It tastes Very good

#speculation nation #i think it was uhhh. salt pepper basil cumin on the chicken. plus more basil in the curry itself. plus a bay leaf. #and garlic oil and diced ginger. and sugar!!! a little bit. #the bamboo shoots r a Requirement for curry. i dont think they have much nutritional value by themselves but they soak up the curry sauce #so they taste sooooo good in curry #plus i love chicken. i think if i made this with bell pepper it would be the Perfect Curry ive been experimenting to make #next time. i can do that next time. #food

[holographicbutch]

Just had the most painful sneezes of my life holy shit

#for a second i was worried they did some actual physical damage but im ok now #i hab a code :( #taking an epsom salt bath rn and drinking sooooo much lemon honey tea. and robutussin (robitussin?) #and delicious candy of ibuprofen because i dont have benadryl lmao #skele says stuff

[szlimak]

I made pancakes for dinner and it was sooooo yummy but now im hungry bc it wasnt proper food

#it was pancake day yesterday sooooo #american style to the best of my abilities #i like the taste of salt and a little baking powder #but they take so much longer #or im doing it wrong idk

[actual-corpse]

I went to put my cardboard in the compactor and felt intense cold coming from /somewhere/...

Turned to look and noticed a side bay door was open........

And through the plastic sheets I could barely make out white.

So obviously I went outside!

Those are my peet steps in the snow.

#snow #picture post #i really love winter #honest #i love snow #it just sucks #HERE #in southern KY #where it happens every year (not too often nowadays tho) #and people STILL dont know how to act when it does happen #i wanna move to somewhere where it snows but theres also good pedestrian infrastructure #and public transportation so I dont need to perform expensive car maintenance because there are TWO climates that RUIN cars #the salt in the snow #and the salt from the sea #lemme just walk or catch the bus or train or something #and when i need to go far I can rent a car #renting a car is SOOOOO much cheaper

[starwarskawaii]

Highly recommend the Smarties lollipops if you wanna tap into your inner rodent and get a little cage enrichment

#sooooo much fun to gnaw on #adhd things lol #autistic stimming when youre super weird #smarties #am rodent #rat #mouse #rabbit #hamster #my own personal salt wheel

[hippo-pot]

does anyone have experience with/ thoughts on Literally Salting The Earth

don’t want to get into it but it is probably going to be happening In My Front Yard and i don’t get any input

i’m like don’t you think that is going to hurt the trees as well as the weeds (btw there are so few weeds... like we already poured rocks over the whole thing... the ‘weeds’ that are there aren’t even high at all... horseherb is my friend... leave them alone)

but all i’m hearing is ‘well it’s not permanent [ok it can last years tho]... no i don’t think it will be a problem for the trees’ how do you figure?? like u know tree roots stretch out really far right??

thankfully nothing is happening to the back yard

#salting the earth: literally a war crime #but we're gonna do it to appease the HOA #who actually didn't even tell us to do it #just Somebody is a little overanxious about the Possibility of the HOA contacting us #like the one time they did because the grass was too brown #(in the middle of the summer? in Texas? wow i'm sooooo sorry the grass was brown. i'm soooo sorry we weren't wasting water) #so like to be fair very much fuck the HOA #but i think this is overreaction

[juicywritinghoard]

prompts to shake things up

I didn't know you wore glasses and I'm thinking normal and platonic thoughts about you right now I swear

I'm going to take over the world and no one can stop me not even y- okay well if you ask nicely I guess

you say childish like it's a bad thing but I see you eyeing that life size Pokémon plush don't kid yourself 

be honest are you crying about the commercial with the kitten in it

this marriage was supposed to be a scam but, but listen,

soooo *twirling hair and fluttering eyelashes* why does everyone think you're a freak

I know I'm your doctor and the horns growing in overnight was kind of a surprise but why do you want them removed those are sick as hell

babe. my love. song in my heart. are you purring 

okay so if you want me to rescue you from up there you have to try to come with me--okay I guess I'm picking you up

I have never been this sick before I'm sorry did I, haha this is so weird, but did I confess my love for you? f- four times? yeah? haha oh

every time you taste my cooking you just say it's amazing does it need more salt or not I swan to John

oh it's nothing it's just. you sing when you're happy and the place has been so quiet for so long, and I heard you- nevermind,

you frost cookies like you're neither left or right handed but a third other hand that you don't actually possess and I can't stand it (affectionate)

I don't think you understand how much your good morning texts legitimately keep me from rotting in bed all day 

you must be pretty down if me juggling your oranges doesn't even get a laugh out of you :( should I light them on fire? 

no I see the super powers yeah I just, I'm not sure you got them from your medication, yeah, and would you say that's a negative side effect or

you bought me a SWORD? OH MAN IM GONNA BE SO DANGEROUS 

ooh what's this potion do? coffee? that's a funny name. what happens if I press this button? humans are so fascinating this is the best I hope I never go home

you've been blinking SOS in Morse code at me for ten minutes honey this award ceremony is supposed to be honoring you 

when we kiss I feel like I'm floating, like literally gravity stopped working on me please don't let go?? also another kiss wouldn't hurt just saying 

so it was YOU who took a full bite out of that stick of butter!! please. please. why??

let's go on vacation somewhere cheesy and act like we're a couple wouldn't that be sooooo funny haha

okay so sleeping it off didn't work. let me consult my list. hypnotism, no. meditation, certainly not. well something has to work because I simply cannot be in love with them

I'm a spy. i can do unspeakable crimes under the morally bankrupt cover of night but I'm not sure I can pretend to look at real estate as a couple with you 

my love is your arm stuck in the claw machine. you were going to steal that prize for me?? oh my gosh. let me rescue you and also show you how to actually do this

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