#somehow it always plays what i need when i need it most 😑

[tunabesimpin]

Hello, my Tuna! Congrats on the milestone! :3c I was so excited about this event when I saw it! Yuuta will def be going to the beach party. After all the crazy shit at NRC he is ready for a break. Since Vil has been helping him with his potions he invites his tutor as his plus one. He doesn't know how Vil will respond but Vil was happy to accept a day of relaxing in the shade and reading over both their scripts for Film Studies! He was a bit taken off guard as he was sure Yuuta would ask Leona. (Since they both know how he can be.) But Yuuta was aware Leona will already be there for the volleyball games so it is no big deal to invite someone else, right? RIGHT? WRONG. The two of them had barely been there an hour and Leona is already "fallen asleep on an intertube", forcing Yuuta to "save" him. Damn. It was just when Vil was about to apply sunscreen on Yuuta's back too! *sigh* After the drama, I imagine Yuuta and Vil (Who is properly dressed for the sun with a huge hat and sunglasses) spend the rest of the day watching the games and cheering on their friends. Yuuta offers some snacks to the players but the Savanclaw members def hogged them all quickly. Yuuta would even help some of the players after the games by treating/massaging their sore muscles. But as always Leona would probably take up most of their time. Eventually, Yuuta MIGHT even let him share a hammock with them later to shut him up. (Oh and fav color is green btw!) I hope this was enough info! Link to Yuuta's outfit HERE. They only have a lifeguard suit so you can imagine how that would go for them all day. ;-;

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Leona was jealous. Would he say it outloud? Never, but he most definitely was. Seeing Yuuta arrive with Vil was one thing, but not having been personally invited by Yuuta was another. In order recieve retribution for this crime, Leona had made it his duty to be as bothersome as he could.

Throughout the volleyball game, Leona played dumb. He'd somehow manage to shoot the ball out of court that just so happened to knock into Yuutas parasol. Yuuta gave an annoyed look as they fixed the parasol back into place and took a seat back down. Yuuta quickly got comfortable and attempted to get back to relaxing only for another ball to fly over. Yuuta could see what Leona was trying to do, but wasn't giving in and ignored the ball. Nothing seemed to drive Yuuta out from the umbrella at this point. He had one last trick up his sleeve, if they won't come to him, he'll just have to go to them.

He lazed over towards Yuuta, not saying a word as he blocked out the sun. Yuuta was the first to break the silence "... What is it?" Yuuta began to sit up, but the lion instead pushed them back down as he plopped his body down ontop of them. Leona grumbled as he got comfortable across Yuutas thighs "Needed a pillow."

Before Yuuta could try to push him off Leona was out. Guess all that extra pettiness was more tiring then he expected, but at last he got some attention. Even if it was a childish war, Yuuta couldn't help but pet over Leona's hair. Yuuta couldn't help but think his dumb antics were just a tiny bit cute.

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HELLOOO~ OMG THE ART YOU MADE WAS SO CUTE AND LEONAS FIT- All i could think of was the jacket from camp vargas XD He would wear a speedo too- Thank you for the congratz too! Aaaa i hope you can enjoy this! (Vil meanwhile is just like 😑 get a room- hHHSDEHB)

#tuna be talkin #bunnwich #tunasseasidesq #twst fanevent #event request #twst #twisted wonderland #twst oc #Yuuta #twst vil #twst leona

[hualianff]

10 examples of HC’s cat, E’Ming, being a brat:

1. Pushing things off counters such as his keys, hand towels, paperwork, and hair ties - especially when HC is looking directly at her.

2. HC suddenly fighting for his life in the middle of the night because E’Ming decided to plop herself right on HC’s chest, staring at him with owl eyes, daring him to push her off.

HC does. Except this continues to happen numerous times throughout the night. HC gives up and goes back to sleep with shallow breaths.

Then wakes up at 6 AM sharp to E’Ming violently making biscuits on his tiddies, reminding him it’s breakfast time.

3. E’Ming randomly nipping him when he’s just trying to pet her, damn it! But during the times HC is preoccupied, E’Ming yowls like she’s paid to get the neighbors to call animal services on them!

4. Walking all over HC’s keyboard when he’s trying to work. Sitting on the exact papers he’s trying to look at. Chewing on his fancy pens.

5. Being a PICKY eater.

6. Perching menacingly on the bathroom counter while he showers, staring directly through the glass door.

7. Escaping once a month, also known as giving HC a heart attack once a month.

8. Weaving through his long legs to the point HC trips when trying to avoid stepping on her.

9. E’Ming pawing at the bead in HC’s braided hair.

HC: “NO-“

E’Ming: “MREOWWW!” *bites on the braid*

10. E’Ming scaling HC’s back when she wants to be held, ripping the back of his shirts in the process.

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1 pro that makes the previous 10 things less insufferable:

1. E’Ming is a Gege-attractor.

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1 con that cancels out the previous pro:

1. E’Ming is a Gege-hogger.

[extra: E’Ming is a blue-baller.]

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1. E’Ming wiggling her way between gege’s legs while Hualian make out on the couch…

HC: “DAMN IT NOT NOW-“

XL: “hi sweet girl~”

2. E’Ming loafing on XL’s chest as he lays on the couch. HC comes to join but as he leans forward to kiss XL, E’Ming places her paw on his lips-

HC: “the audacity of my fucking cat- MOVE-!”

Before HC can pick E’Ming up, the cat has wrapped her body around XL’s neck, purring up a storm. XL laughs in delight. His hands gently pet E’Ming’s black, soft fur.

XL: “my noble, gracious protector” *kisses E’Ming’s fur*

HC: 🧍‍♂️

3. E’Ming appearing out of nowhere to aggressively bat HC’s head as he’s about to enter XL-

HC: 😑

Thus, Hualian end up closing HC’s bedroom door every time they need alone time. Sometimes, they put on a playlist to block out E’Ming’s tantrum.

After they’re done. XL goes to let E’Ming in. But before she enters, her nose scrunches up.

She sniffs a couple times. Then glares at HC.

And sprints away.

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Miraculously, XL has a sixth sense in catching any item E’Ming decides to sweep off the counter.

It’s their thing because E’Ming always tries to be unpredictable but somehow XL IS ALWAYS THERE!? HE’S ALWAYS READY??

IS HE STALKING HER???

XL, catching all the mail E’Ming flung off in succession: “aiya, stop! you know it‘s useless. i’ll just keep catching everything you drop.”

E’Ming: [annoyed] “mrreow!!”

XL: “keep dreaming, kitten” :)

E’Ming: [jumps off counter and retreats to HC’s bedroom]

HC, watching from the side, starstruck: “I think I just fell deeper in love with you, Gege.”

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No matter what HC claims, he still loves and cares for E’Ming immensely. He actually spoils her to bits by buying her the tastiest food packed with nutrition and the most addicting catnip toys that she could play with for hours.

HC is also in the process of installing high ledges on the wall to create an elevated cat jungle for E’Ming to play on. When he mentions this to XL for the first time, XL raises an eyebrow and smiles, amused.

XL: “she has you wrapped around her sassy little tail, doesn’t she?”

HC, in realization: 🫠

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When Hualian decide to move in together, XL brings his pet snake, Ruoye, to HC’s apartment.

E’Ming’s fur poofs up in defense when she first spots the long, pale creature behind the glass tank. When Ruoye’s tongue flicks out, E’Ming books it out of the living room.

Absolutely terrifying, she concludes.

But as the months pass by, E’Ming comes to accept this foreign thing must stay. It doesn’t stop her from staring at Ruoye for long periods of time, or from trying to intimidate the snake with a front-row-seat to her wrestling a stuffed animal frog WWE-style.

But they manage to get along. Eventually, it will be safe enough that XL can take Ruoye out and hang her on his neck while he completes chores and E’Ming will insistently tag along.

Plus, all the dead mice that E’Ming proudly drops at HC’s feet can contribute towards Ruoye’s food source.

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XL’s moving in also means a boost in social events HC is a part of. Not that he minds too much because most of the time it’s people both he and XL are familiar with.

If E’Ming can be a total brat to the one who puts a roof over her head and food in her bowl, then she can be satan’s literal spawn to humans in every other category. (Excluding XL, of course.)

Cue HC subjecting his devil cat to certain somebodies during their Chinese New Year dinner.

E’Ming actually doesn’t mind HX. For years, HX looked after her when HC was away, and she quite likes HX’s scent for some reason…fishy.

But HX, in his all black attire, steers clear from the black furball who will bite him if he doesn’t feed her the special treats he usually has and currently doesn’t.

MQ and E’Ming have glaring contests. Every time. E’Ming looks like she’s preparing to attack MQ’s leg? Go on, he seethes with his eyes. I dare you.

E’Ming stalks away with her chin tipped up.

MQ is also the only one who can stop E’Ming from pushing things off the counter with one tongue-click.

However, no matter how hard MQ tries to prevent it, E’Ming always squeezes her way in to watch him go to the bathroom.

FX high-key really wants to pet E’Ming but he doesn’t stand a chance.

MQ to FX: “you know, it doesn’t help that you have dogs”

FX: “s-shut up”

E’Ming walking by…

FX: “hiiii, hellooo sweet thing!”

E’Ming: 👁👁

FX: “…pspspsp-“

E’Ming hisses, then trots away.

Right into YY’s arms.

Because for some reason, E’Ming LOVES YY. She always greets him at the front door with a soft “mrrrp??” and then rub her cheek on his legs until he picks her up.

YY holds her like a baby, rocking slightly. E’Ming immediately begins purring loudly, slowly closing her eyes.

HC: “you know you’re stuck with her for awhile now?”

YY: “yeah” *heads to the chair in the corner*

If you listen closely, you can hear FX sobbing in the background.

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w/ @no-one-says-hi

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#tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #E’Ming #modern au #cerdrabbles #cat shenanigans #guess who loves cats #me I love cats #cat owner

[theofficial606]

One year ago today I began playing Mystic Messenger. One year ago today— even though I wouldn’t know it for a few months yet— I met the fictional character that would become my fictional husband. To celebrate that I am posting this OTP questions list, and another one to follow, and I’ll be spamming some posts.

1) we both are 💖😘

2) trying to get through our stressful problems as a result of Saeyoung’s past and how it affects us now and how we should deal with it.

3) depends

4) did this really have to include “no sexual”? Anyways, it’s just hang out together, talking or doing any activity while talking, or even cuddling together.

5) He drives. I ride shotgun

6) I physically cannot carry him so he carries me.

7) oooo okay here’s the list I had saved onto my notes explaining this:

my nicknames for him are honey🍯 & babe💞 +the occasional 707💻 shortened to 7 (it’s only used bc I’m his 606📱) but he loves it best when I call him by his real name, Saeyoung. I also joke about him being my pet (cat mostly, but I have told him he has more of a dog personality lol). his nicknames for me are various and most are rarely used bc they’re just for funsies/a joke. honey🍯 & babe💞 are used most bc they’re also my names for him, along with 606📱, sweetie💝 (dragged out a bit), kitty (or referring to me as a cat), my galaxy☄️⭐️🌙🪐☀️ (my world equivalent), and of course “my” name (self insert’s) Gabriela.

8) he does!

9) I only do if I’m alone bc I hate my voice. But he’ll do it in front of others.

10) me

11) he

12) we

13) uh…our tastes both vary a lot so it depends on what you mean by “weird”.

14) he does but only bc I order the same things all the time.

15) me

16) 😐😑

(both, but mostly me at first lolol)

17) both! depends on what’s going on as to who does.

18) we’re always holding hands or very near each other, it’s hard to tell who grabs for the other first.

19) Saeyoung does

20) I am

21) neither bc we have enough animals but it’s more likely to be me bc I can’t help wanting to save the poor things.

22) he does, bc he���s taller

23) many would think it would be Saeyoung but he’s respectful of my anxiety and would never publicly embarrass me, even if done goodnaturedly.

24) he does, only bc I absolutely refuse!

25) both (but the questions aren’t weird for us, we’re already weird so they’re normal :p)

26) me. But on accident! Somehow I always end up wrapped up in them when I wake up. It’s why Saeyoung likes sleeping right next to me so much. It’s the only way he’s guaranteed blankets XD

27) he does

28) me

29) we don’t drink coffee

30) me. but he did cry while watching one particular movie.

31) sorta both of us? but at the same time we’re like “nah this is whatever”

32) I sometimes cut his hair. But I mainly leave it to the professionals.

33) he did

34) his friends knew as it was developing

35) his friends and family ship us (lol). my friends are supportive, my family is worried.

36) to everybody’s surprise, it’s Saeyoung

37) I do

38) me

39) he does (I play along tho)

40) inappropriate things as in sexual things? neither. Inappropriate things as in “not appropriate for this situation”? both, but most likely he’s doing it

41) he makes me laugh more, but I make him laugh too! Just not as much.

42) it depends on what the reassurance is about. I need it about almost everything. He needs it about me not leaving when things get tough, or that somehow things will get better.

43) pfft. we’re both too smart to ever land in jail.

44) hmm. idk

45) Saeyoung. Only bc I can’t sing :,(

46) wait for the other to come back. Lol no, we can manage to not be around each other all the time. We just, go on about our days.

47) not a headcanon since I decide what’s canon, so this is canon, but bc of his extremely unhealthy lifestyle when he was young, he dies earlier than he should, and his last 7 years of life were tougher than they should have been. He dies at 77 (so my s/i is 75). So my s/i has to live on without him…

48) until age 70, Saeyoung’s physical health is fine so he and my s/i live a happy life. My s/i never has major physical health issues. They enjoy 57 years of marriage. Though they had mental and emotional problems for the first few years of their marriage, they both agree that their lives got better and happier once they met the other. Even though they both know soulmates aren’t actually real, and Saeyoung refers to his brother as his other half (since they’re twins), they still know that the connection they share is a rare thing. It’s as if they were literally made for the other, destined to be together, they’re so perfect for each other…

#otp questions #OTP: If God allows it… I’ll always have you in my heart 🤍 #main s/i: gal❤️‍🔥🫀❤️‍🩹 #main f/o: syc❤️🖤💛 #aenrys’ specials 🔥 #🔞 #just realize I should have used this tag bc of that one question 😠

[2idiots]

Sometimes I swear spotify reads my mind; they're like "oh she's feeling shitty" *plays all the pentagon on my playlist without being asked*

#how does it knoe that i need all the pentagon but dont want to queue it all up? #magic #somehow it always plays what i need when i need it most 😑 #this is witchcraft #pentagon #r.txt