#so predictable. i know what you're thinking

[ivysangel]

"IF IT'S FUCK ME, THEN WE HAVIN' SEX" - MDNI [hate sex, hair pulling, licking]

You yank the back of his head up from the crook of your neck, red-hot anger radiating off of you in waves as you scowl at the man above you. If Dick wasn't such a good lay, you'd have cut him out of your life a long time ago when you'd broken up with him after he screwed you over the first time. Unfortunately, you had a nasty habit of thinking with the thing between your legs instead of your brain, hence why you were the poster girl for fury and rage despite being close to your third orgasm of the night.

"Poster girl for fury and rage," but the sweet, high-pitched sounds coming from between your lips say otherwise. The way your muscles twitch every time his hands roam and squeeze your body in any capacity...You were a liar, weak in the knees for a man you hated, handing out pussy to someone you'd wished death upon frequently. You made yourself sick but not sick enough to stop.

His hips move back and forth, cock sliding in and out of you with ease and coated from tip to ball in your slick. He holds your legs up, keeping them wide open, and his head tilts down, fighting against the grip you have on his scalp to watch the way you take him with no resistance. 

You tug again, this time in response to him hitting the soft, sensitive spot deep in your cunt. Brows furrowed and mouth falling open with every moan that slips past your lips, your feigned hard demeanor softens with every stroke of his cock. You lose yourself in the sensations, very quickly becoming the picture of pleasure as the friction of his hips grinding against your own sends shivers up your spine.

Dick's blue eyes take you in, trapped beneath him once again despite the string of insults and curses you had yelled in his face just a little over two hours ago. He had let it slide, though. Brushing off your words because you're pretty when you're angry, and he knew you'd let him in. You're predictable like that, always quick to drop your pants for him in between fights, even when you say you hate him.

He leans down into your neck again, breathing in your scent, nose brushing against your face as he trails up and down your jaw, leaving soft kisses along your neck and cheek in sync with his strokes. A thin shin of sweat sits on top of your body, making you stick to him like glue, and he licks a strip up from your neck to your ear, tasting the saltiness of your skin. Your jaw goes slack, and you whimper, feeling like that one action has pushed you right into the deep end.

"Oh, but it's fuck me, huh?" He mumbles into your ear, nipping at the lobe and rolling his hips into yours in a way that makes your back arch. Even with closed eyes, you know he's smiling; the lilt in his voice is evident even with his words so jumbled. You'd tell him to go fuck himself, but it was too late now; you were committed to coming.

"Shut the fuck up," you pant, on the brink of your orgasm, chest tightening as you feel your brain start to go foggy once again; the promise of ecstasy on the horizon.

"Uh-huh," he grunts, bucking his hips harshly, eliciting another tug at his hair. "That's what I thought."

#beginnings kinda clunky but fuck it we ball #dick grayson #dick grayson x reader #dick grayson x you #dick grayson x fem!reader #dick grayson smut #dick grayson drabble #dick grayson imagine #nightwing #nightwing x reader #nightwing x you #nightwing smut #nightwing x fem!reader #nightwing drabble #nightwing imagine

[ajokeformur-ray]

Hi there, hello😊💜 I have a rather self-indulgent J question. If that's okay. But do you think he'd be protective of his s/o if he found out that they live and work in a super sketchy neighborhood? Stuff like not a single quiet night. Theft and other safety and health issues are always on the agenda, next to being worked to the bone. I'm just wondering because yeah🙃 Sending you all of my love and hugs, you're incredible🫂💖💕

Hey hi hello Sue🥺💖

Self-indulgent J questions are more than welcome, it's been a while since I got sent one!👀

I think J would be very protective of his s/o, even if they lived in a wealthy area with a low crime rate. He takes care of his possessions, his plans, so he takes extra care with you (perhaps it makes up for the lack of care he pays to his men and to himself).

With sirens blaring on almost every street, with the distant sound of smashing glass and running feet, the odd scream and frantic yell, it's not unusual for a stray car to go blazing down your road, waking you up from your threshold consciousness as distantly you wonder where your clown is. You're exhausted, worked to the bone at your job, overworked and underpaid (as are we all), and then you go home to worry about having your home broken into (by someone other than J; he likes to keep you on edge with that sometimes), to be kept awake by all of the aforementioned noises... but J protects you, even and especially when you think he's far away or disinterested or anything else you tell yourself to cause yourself displaced pain late at night. You internalise your frustration with your life, and J is often the focus of such destructive thoughts.

But he does protect you. He knows most of the plans that go on in your area; all of his men are trained to spy on the lower-class criminals, while J spies on the upper-class criminals (they're the most boring ones, extremely predictable, which only makes it too easy for J to blow up one of their cars just for fun). Between he and his men, there is always a car stationed a block or so away from your workplace. A different car every shift, and every morning you wake up with a number plate drawn on the condensation of your mirror or scrawled in lipstick across the shower tiles or on your fridge. Always erasable, and never the same number plate twice.

Twice is a choice, predictable, an almost established pattern - dangerous. Only too easy for harm to come to you. Unthinkable.

The car will take you home before it's sent to be destroyed, the man will be killed later on. You never travel home in the same car, and you never have the same driver. J does not trust his men. They are dispensable. He always sees to their death himself; he's the only one he trusts, because someone else could say they killed the man who drove you home, but actions and words are different. J only trusts the former. The latter is mere decoration; it's nice, but it isn't necessary.

You walk yourself to work, or you take the bus or catch a taxi, but you are always delivered home. Anyone who gives you grief at work is mysteriously a winner of the lottery a week later and then they're inspired to travel the world or whatever it is people who suddenly come into an obscene amount of money do (J doesn't care, he just wants them to go. away), or they're gotten rid of in a messier, but much more fun way. Your rent is always somehow paid - J doesn't want you worrying about that. You can get your own groceries and whatnot, but the rent is always paid for you. When a night of crime is on the horizon for where you live, J 'advises' you stay home and men are posted around your entire neighbourhood to make sure that harm doesn't come close.

A good dose of fear is healthy in moderation, but it's everywhere for you because of where you live, and J tries to minimise it if you want him to. You wouldn't even need to ask for him to do it, he knows what you want and need. Reading you is easy for the man who spends the majority of his time with you, and he has a detailed knowledge of your many intricacies. You're always so tired from being kept awake by the noises outside your home, and J does what he can to make sure that word gets around about your neighbourhood being a, uh, ba-ad place to cause chaos in. It ain't much fun since there's not much to do there.

In truth, J is protecting you. Quieter nights, nicer co-workers; he does what he can. He never takes credit for it, he never tells you what he's done for you. But you know. You know how quiet J's love is, and yet you can hear him yelling it at you. It's loud and clear so there's no misunderstandings between the two of you and your place in his life is concrete, just as his place in your life is.

He is the chaos, and you are the every day. Mundane, but not boring. J is the fireworks in the sky, green and purple so you know it's him thinking of you and letting you know in one of his favourite ways. Red if he's telling you to stay home tonight, blue if he's telling you it's safe. Secret, careful ways, but you've learned them well across the time you've both been together.

You are the safe and warm home that J can get cleaned up in, rest in, you provide him with a reason to do what he does - not that he needs one, of course, J does what he does because he can and it's fun and he's good at it. You are the stillness of the night, the solace, the peace and the one thing J is extremely protective of.

Nothing and no one harms you. Nothing and no one can even get close, they die before they so much as think about it because J knows. He always knows.

#ledger!joker #ledger!joker x reader #the dark knight imagine #tdk x reader #tdk #ledger!joker imagine #ledger joker #ledger joker x reader

[vargamornight]

so imagine you've been talking mad shit about a guy to your new best friend, right. but it doesn't really stick, because the first time she ever meets him, he literally saves her life. so she's like "i don't really see what you see, he seems pretty chill" and you're like "whatever. you don't get it, i grew up with him, trust me, i know him better than you do and he sucks. you can't trust him, he's only out for himself." and she's like "okay" but she still hangs out with him, even though she tries to hide it from you at first.

and then that guy starts dying. you know he's gonna die, you can see it happening, he's just the most recent in a string of deaths. he is going to die, right in front of you, if your new best friend can't figure out how to help him. so what do you do? you sit with him. you hold him. you help him get comfortable. you listen to what may be his last words. and then, when he stops breathing, you realize you can't let him die. you start cpr right there, right on the stairs, and you hope and pray that your friend can undo whatever's been done to him before you break too many ribs.

and she does! holy shit, she does! he starts breathing again, and so do you.

and then he doesn't remember any of that happening.

so you continue insisting that you hate him. that you don't trust him. but you start asking for his help—or, more accurately, you get your friend to ask for his help, because she's way more likely to get a yes than you are, because of your insistence that you hate him. he doesn't let you down, not like the last person you asked for help (she helped, but left you, because the kinds of things that happen to you and your friend were too much for her.)

your friend's birthday rolls around, and everybody gets together for a surprise party. you get her a nice sweater; he gets her a necklace that belonged to her long lost mother. you do hate him for that, just a little bit. she starts spending more time with him, trying to hunt down any information about her mother, which leads to finding out exactly how he's going to die. a man with a tattoo (a stylized maze, with four figures around it like compass points) kills him. you all know it's true. it was seen by a woman who predicted dozens of deaths. you've seen the tattoo before, too—on the arm of the first in the string of deaths you investigated all those weeks ago, when you held him as he died.

your friend spends a few nights in a row on his boat, drinking and playing poker with a mutual friend and two out of towners. you think nothing of it—at least, that's what you tell yourself. more honestly, you refuse to think about it. but then, it turns out, she was actually just spying on the out of towners, who turn out to be bad guys, thieves, after something on his boat. which is great news! she had a real, unrelated reason to be there! whew, that's a relief. out loud, all you say is that she has the right to spend time with whoever she wants, even him.

he asks you for help—his life is in danger. he was double crossed, and some very bad people want him dead. he asks you to help him. but him asking you for help sends a slice of spite through you, and you get the urge to remind him of a time he hurt you. you don't often get urges you can follow through with without facing criminal charges, so you give in to this one. he asks you if he deserves to die for being mean to you in the third grade. you shrug, you let him think you won't help, and then you set up an entire sting operation and arrest the people that double crossed him. he's safe. the two of you spend some time together and, for the first time in years, it's amicable.

a couple days later, he gets a threatening visit from a man, just released from prison, with the tattoo. THE tattoo—the one that belongs on the arm of the man who kills him. he freaks out, which is understandable. but then that man turns up dead, and your first thought is of him. you say it's because you suspect him of killing the tattooed man. you find him, panicked and paranoid, with a shotgun he looks more than ready to use, but his hands are shaking and his breath is uneven and when you tell him the man is dead, he's so visibly relieved it even makes you let out a breath. he's safe, and you know he didn't kill anyone, and he's safe.

your father dies that afternoon.

that evening, you are going to die.

maybe.

there's a very real chance that, if you go with your friend to try and help someone, you will die. you ask him to come with you. maybe you remember, think about the fact that when he was dying, you were with him. maybe you don't. maybe you don't think about why you're asking at all. but when he asks you that question without speaking—why would you want him there with you?—you say you want him there for her. maybe he believes it. maybe he's forgotten everything you've ever said about him. maybe he's forgotten that you tried to keep her away from him, claiming it was for her own good. maybe he's forgotten that, not six months ago, the only communication the two of you engaged in was when you would go to his boat just to slap him with whatever citations you could get away with. maybe he cares more about her than he does about you.

he comes with you, and he stays with you. he doesn't go with her, so now you both know you were lying. he stays with you when you collapse, hanging back and leaning forward, like he wants to hold you but he's afraid. (after all, there are people around.) but your friend is the best at what she does, and she saves you. he helps you back to your feet, holds your arms, looks into your eyes to see if you're okay. the bigoted old preacher who's hated you for decades sneers at the two of you, and insists "the lamb can never lie down with the lion." you wave the comment away.

later, he helps you dig your father's grave without even being asked. (that's a poem, all by itself.) he tells you, smiling: "i'm the lion." you smile too.

and that's just the first season, plus a premiere.

#haven syfy #nuke #nathan wuornos #duke crocker #audrey parker #nuke isn't even my main ship but man. on rewatch? christ alive #honestly duke just has insane chemistry with everyone lol

[lazyrezi]

Okay but. It's true! Murderbot might be angry right now but. That took insane levels of trust + knowing each other enough to predict what their next step would be/what they would be thinking

Arada and Overse being a couple themselves have probably had similar arguments let's be honest

Like!! Even now! Murderbot is like of course it did. It's not surprised by the lengths ART will go to! The only thing it cannot see is how much of this plan relied on ART faith in Murderbot itself alone!

Well ART really isn't doing itself any favours

Too bad they're both allergic to saying nice things to each other's faces (does ART have a face?)

Yeaaah. Um. With Murderbot's history that's gotta sting. Even as ART'S lawyer I don't know how to spin that one

I'm reading this as ART sticking up for Murderbot against Thiago who was frankly being very rude considering Murderbot was the one who kept his niece alive by killing the hostiles so. You know. You're welcome for the murder?

Hahahahaha

Please no fighting in front of the children

Ok ignore me keep on fighting

The child in question put a stop to it anyway (for now)

Yeesh

Yeah

Maybe don't say that?

#currently reading #the murderbot diaries #tmd #network effect #there is art!

[creatediana]

"Motley Me" - a poem written 8/16/2023

#so predictable. i know what you're thinking #watchin your every move... feel the tears are comin on #it won't be long. won't be looooong #straight from the cover shoooot #stiiill a trace of booody paaaaint~ #2023 #diana's form #been a minute since i posted one of those. once again #i still have fondness for this form i invented when i was 15. i confess my vanity in that #it's fun to write in #poem #poetry #form poetry #rhyme scheme #iambic meter #iambic tetrameter #iambic trimeter #and if you're thinking of me... i'm probably thinking of you #adhd poetry #neurodivergent poetry

[canisalbus]

Different Italian anon, but the thing with Tuscan C is that it's pronounced like a very strong H sound, which is extra weird cuz the letter H makes no sound in Italian, normally. It sounds the way Spanish pronounce the J. We say it's "aspirato". So then people from there will say things like Hoha Hola (coca cola), and it's funny. It's also extremely contagious, I got family in Florence, you spend 3 days with them you start doing it too before you even realize.

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#that sounds really endearing actually #answered #anonymous #this is entirely beside the point but I still feel sort of bamboozled by languages that have silent letters #or when letters have multiple pronunciations that vary wildly from word to word #and when the sound and the letter don't seem to match like how J sounds very close to H in Spanish like you mentioned #I'm generalizing a little but none of these are really a thing in Finnish #in Finnish words are pretty much always pronounced the way they are written if that makes sense #I don't know the language terminology but I think phonetic spelling is what you call it #each letter represents a specific sound and you string those together #when you hear a word you can always tell how it's written and when you read a word you know how to pronounce it #even if you're encountering the word for the first time and have no idea what it means #it's comparatively direct and predictable there's practically no need for guessing or memorizing #also the stress is always on the first syllabe and it's so subtle it might as well not be there at all #which sometimes makes spoken Finnish and Finnish accent sound kind of monotonous there isn't a lot of intonation #I was extremely confused by the concept of spelling bees as a kid #anyway long tag ramble but this stuff is just interesting to me

[selfinflictedgunshotwound]

imo everyone on earth should be talking about Him (don't want this showing up in the tag even though it's not a diss) but everytime i go to the tag and there's only like 3 new posts i'm like. oh yeah almost no one cares except me and like 5 other ppl on here

i ran out of tags KFHSJENNXN i don't think that's literally ever happened to me before anyways don't read them because it's just me being insane as per usual

#most of his indirects on twitter are from people in diff asian countries as well and ik he's doing an asia tour soon(?) #bruh he's never coming back to the usa is he 😭😭😭 i need him in chicago i miss him so bad #i feel very ugly emotionally rn still bc i was reading all of the rando ass dating rumors of him last night LMAO and it pissed me off #i know i have no right to get mad and i'm being irrational but at the same time like. everyone is just like 'omg he's so in love rn' #bc his music has been very angsty and like. idk... conflicted? but his new song was very happy and sweet and very In Love Sounding #and i already know all his music is about one person bc he always talks about the same shit (he's very predictable i see right thru him) #and he's putting out a new song called 'shining' and he has been talking abt a person being his light/shining on him for the last 7yrs atp #so like. that's how i know it's about one specific person and i don't think he has moved on LMAOOO so unless he was dating the same random #7yrs ago i don't think he's dating any of the people they bring up tbh... i pay attention to these things not to brag or anything but like #being attentive to the people i love and noticing inconsistincies in their behavior and when they act diff is like. the only skill i have #at least irt other people LMAO like honestly i wrote all the lyrics he ever wrote down in a google doc and it shows a clear trajectory #that starts like... innocently and just gets more fucked up and toxic as it goes. and ppl say he's one of the most sane ppl they know #meanwhile he's been writing songs about 1 person for nearly 10 years and they get progressively more desperate and insane #I'M JUST SAYING. i completely forgot what my original point was but i guess it was most likely that. no one pays attention to him like i do #the songs started being about this person at the same time i started liking him and having dreams about meeting him btw #and they got progessively more uh. spiteful and desperate and weird as the years went on. did i mention i cast a spell on him 😐 #and he literally says shit like 'it's impossible for me to move on' 'i don't care about anyone else' 'it's like i'm possessed' etc #and after we met at his concert he got really into saying shit like 'that one night wasn't enough' and 'the spotlight between us' #&the ever-famous 'i like the way you look at me' 'my eyes are on you' 'focus on me just look at me' when all i did was look at him all night #if you're reading this right now and thinking 'celeste do you seriously believe a kpop guy has been writing songs about you for 7 years?' #you should remember who i am and how i reacted to ***** having a gf (that i guessed exactly right months before he revealed it) #i'm schizophrenic 🤷‍♀️ but the guy i'm into was the one who started my fascination with soulmates and destiny and fate and shit like that #you know it's funny i mention that because he also started writing about that!!!!! in his songs!!! crazy #and he talks about the person making it hard for him to sleep and wanting to meet them in his dreams again and whathaveyou #i mean even in his two newest title tracks he says 'i'm frustrated in the studio the only melody that comes out is for you' and #'i want to turn everything about you into a song' in the newest one... hm. #and btw he announced his album right when i admitted i was in love with him again to my family (they know my insanity LMAO) #and he releases a song about being happy and in love and listening for someone's voice from far away to reach him/vice versa????? #right when i get back into him??? #it's my fave color & his fave color & he's releasing it in my birth month like. i know billions of coincidences are a thing but it's crazy

[maddy-ferguson]

before i watched barbie i saw people say stuff like if i was someone who didn't know anything about feminism gloria's monologue would've been great but alas i do know things about feminism so i was unimpressed and i thought the same thing because. i do know about feminism but seeing gifs of it recently because a good quality file has hit the internet and gifmakers reminded me of america ferrera saying that meryl streep had said she would've loved to deliver that monologue and i'm like. i hope one of you is lying. you can't be serious.

#so i wasn't disappointed by the level of feminism in barbie because i knew what to expect #and it's like...there's women and girls who don't know feminism 101 so good for them and i do think the movie as a whole is a great take on #puberty and becoming a teenager and for girls that age like i did see myself in it but it's weird to see people talk about it like it's a #feminist masterpiece is every movie about women a feminist masterpiece? yes art is political and conservatives hate the movie so it's doing #SOMETHING and at least it wasn't choice feminism-y like people predicted it would be but it's also because the feminism in it isn't nuanced #enough not to be lmao which is fine for what happens in it it's dolls discovering feminism but the way people talk about it is like. we are #not dolls why are you gagged by the 2013 feminism monologue. but yes whatever #the monologue was literally the worst part of the movie😭 #well i didn't love everything about the kens but like a singular moment i disliked the most like i was rolling my eyes so hard...because it #was cringe like even if i can see why it's in there couldn't they have made it better. i dont know how but yeah. #anyway #i also hate some of the critiques but i also hate how the general response is it's not that serious lmao #i don't know if greta thought she was making a feminist masterpiece but just because there's comedy in the movie doesn't mean you're not #supposed to take it seriously like it's pretty obvious that you are supposed to take it seriously #and like i say: brf slt

[running-in-the-dark]

more thoughts about that buut it's all going in the tags.

#like it's the. it's. fuck it's just so confusing to just. like a few times a year or whatever to have Those Feelings all of a sudden and #they're like. extremely overwhelming and confusing because you're not used to it and it's literally all consuming #and then it's just. nope that's over now there's none of that again. #and it's never predictable it's never consistent it just sneaks up out of nowhere and okay fuck I guess I'm Attached to this person now #like it's. idk it's like going through puberty (or what that sounds like anyway?) again and again #like it's suddenly just there #but it's weird and it feels bad because. it's just not there normally and that must mean it's bad and why is it happening now #like. ugggh if it was all the time or never I would be ok with it I would get used to it probably but it's just. not. #and I know I'm not normal and I'm obsessive and repressed and I've got so so many issues about all this shit but #fuck it's just. a lot #need to turn my brain off and stop thinking or I'm gonna go insane #personal

[polaraffect]

planning classes has me going "hehehe *kicking my feet*" but i know as soon as i actually have to attend those classes my brain is going to be like "😐😐😐"

#damien.txt #having a revival of a very specific academic fascination bc my brain decided that rereading if we were villains is a good idea #which is like. one of the main driving forces behind my interest in history & english #and now im like................. hehe shakespeare #to be fair. the plan was always to take shakespeare next semester. the plan has been to take the shakespeare class since i started undergra #because quite literally i have been interested in shakespeare since i was 11 so. this is a long term interest #but now my brain is like hehe...... what if....... shakespeare ma #BITCH. where did this come from. hello???? #first of all. do you know how many shakespeare ma programs exist in the world? like 4. #second. brain what. where is this coming from #and now it's trying to convince me of stupid things like 'you should try and learn latin again' #in what WORLD have i ever enjoyed learning latin (<- i have literally studied latin 3 seperate times in my life) #the answer is never. i have never enjoyed it. and i have hardly retained any of it #but ohhhhh boy the urge.... The Urges.... #this specific mood always comes up whenever i get back into dark academia stuff again bc i am predictable and not unique #and i always get back into dark academia when it starts to get cold outside bc it's like something awakens within me #that goes 'oh right. we like academia. also the aesthetic hits' and i go FUCK. YOU'RE RIGHT. #but also here i am. writing this tumblr text post instead of doing my actual academics. so. it's all fake anyways #oh! but im very hype abt this shakespeare class actually #bc i think we might have a performance project.... which probably im going to dread when i actually have to do it #but <3<3<3<3<3 i love performing shakespeare so much. it's so much fun to me. #said like a true theater kid fr but. truly and honestly i miss doing that the most from theatre. and i didn't even really get to do it much #mostly just when i got to pick monologues out to do in class in between performances and stuff like that #so. i am a little bit hype. to do that. hopefully it is actually fun and not a complete drag #okay okay im done ranting

[todayisafridaynight]

So there's my grammar teacher who used to be known as the intimidating one but like.. He's always been open to me and my friend about like what he watches and interests and has literally asked to see my writing

Do you know how awkward it is to explain the last thing I wrote was haha flower cough;"#+(@+%

(he liked the concept and deadass said "send it to me that's a command" and now I'm omw to write something entirely new because ain't no way I'm sending MineDai)

LMAO I WAS GONNA SAY YOU'D HAVE TO HOLD A GUN TO MY HEAD TO SEND SLASH FICTION TO MY TEACHER

#snap chats #i could never be that open with a teacher bro id rather get shot #will be epic to see what you end up cooking up for him tho. in pursuit of Not sending slash fiction lmaoooo #i wish i was able to be close with my teachers- closest i got was my art teacher during I Think my 1st or 2nd year of high school #he was SUCH a cool teacher and he'd always work on commissions during class #he was color blind so he had this really cool system on figuring out what the appropriate colors were for a client's piece #i remember one time we were meant to sketch those like. japanese scroll pieces Yk What I Mean #and while he did have preexisting examples for students who didnt know what to do (or didnt care LMAO) #he was just 'you always know what you're doing so you can freehand it' so that was epic :) #i drew a dragon.... cause im predictable...... but he really liked it so :) #man high school sucked but i also remember my english/comics teacher.. she was a really big fan of mine #she was especially passionate about my doing comics and doing art related things.. i get sad thinking about it sometimes #part of why ive always wanted to make a doujin was for her so i could send it to her and be like #'hey teach i still really like art look :)'. like when i say she was SUPER passionate about me It Was Super Passion #honestly she was my first big fan if im tbh- id never gotten support like that and i wish i valued her enthusiasm more #i was just mad depressed and angry in high school i just wanted to be left alone all the time.. but oh well no point in crying about it now #it'd be better if i could start thinking of a teacher-friendly doujin to make and give her... lmao..... #BUT YEAH NOT TO HIJACK YOUR ASK TO RAMBLE i hope you think of something to give your teach LMAOOO #just change the names full a Fifty Shades it's fine. terrible example but we know what i mean is the worst part

[hauntingblue]

I watched fast and furious against my will and I thought jason momoa was serving cunt (he was) but then I heard "oh... the faggot" behind me and I if someone was queercoding the villains in the year of our lord 2023 I guess it would be fast and furious

#so yeah. next movie my prediction is that he will die a horrible death and his partner that betrayed toretto will be his gay lover #or they will hint at it #talking tag #fast and furious 10 #you know what i thought jason momoa had this kinda way of dressing a la harry styles non toxic masculinity (this is a conpliment) #(and dont hold me against it bc i think ive seen it somewhere and thats it) #but it makes me tick that they took that and turned it into a trait for a villain... like i see what you're doing #because every actor kinda takes their style into their characters (i think ive seen brie larson wear like exact copies of the outfits #she wears here. and toretto is just vin diesel lmao) #so yeah fuck that

[violetganache42]

Yep. Mario movie still looking mid as fuck.

#my post #movie trailer #mario movie #super mario bros. movie #the super mario bros. movie #why did they think it was a good idea to give that luma a mouth? it makes them look more weird than cute #and don't get me started on the overusage of fanservice to all the other mario media #if you're adding references to past media of a franchise at least space them out instead of shoving it in everyone's faces every 5 seconds #and the plot is SO predictable and uninteresting #mario and luigi are two plumbers from brooklyn who get sent to another world one day #the two get separated upon being teleported and luigi gets kidnapped by bowser #mario ends up in the mushroom kingdom teams up with peach and toad and they all go on a mission to save luigi #all while making new friends allies and foes along the way in the smb worlds they come across #soon they board on their go-karts to face bowser defeat him and mario reunites with luigi #watch the 'big twist' be they were born in the mushroom kingdom and got sent to brooklyn as babies #after reading charlie day's interview what's the point of keeping the plot of this a secret if literally everyone knows what it'll be about #ESPECIALLY if it's about mario? i swear to fucking god with spoiler culture #if your movie hinges solely on avoiding any and all spoilers from everyone especially when it's twist-driven then it's not a good movie #and that's exactly what this movie has going on: excessive broad appeal to compensate: #1. the fact that there's nothing interesting about it at all and 2. its obsession to avoid spoilers and twists from the cast and audience #sounds really on brand for nintendo illumination and the teen titans go! creators #(i mention the ttg creators because they are involved with making this movie which explains a whole lot)

[semercury]

you know for someone with social anxiety i sure to talk too fucking much.

#stuff sarah says #tho honestly idek what a normal amount is #honestly i probably talk less than average #i just assume it's too much from me bc it's me? #and no one would ever want to hear from me?? #at least in person. idk #it's easier over the internet?? i think bc i can reel in my ??? whatever's wrong with me?? #and also lack of appearance online #like i hope you all think of me just as a crying thumbs up cat bc that's who i am in a spiritual sense #i'm just thinking about work today #i feel like i spoke too much to my coworkers. even tho in reality it probably wasn't a lot #i just feel like i'm inherently annoying to be around #and i look gross #and i looked even grosser today bc i was super sweaty bc i'm not used to this work #and as i predicted i didn't know everything so i feel dumb and like a failure #and also i tried to make casual conversation while on break and i just ??? i talked too much #people don't wanna hear about you sarah just stop talking!!! #my therapist is always like ''you're naturally very pleasant and kind and i think people are drawn to that'' #and it's just like... sir we see each other in a clinical and professional setting #i'm less awkward bc of that #i'm p sure most people see me and are just like ew what a fucking loser #and they're right to think that lmao #why?? did i think i could handle a job like this?? #like i have to give it at least 3 months. bc maybe i'll feel better about it by then #i'm already dreading my next day bc it's so embarrassing for me to exist in public spaces #the job itself isn't bad. but there's customers and even worse. coworkers

[squirsquirrel]

I'm having trouble with my thoughts where I have something to say and I want to talk to someone about them but I can't for one particular reason. Now, the thibgs I want to say aren't nice to me and they relate to that one reason I can't tell others.

I would be really sad or anxious about something. I would be struggling to stop. I struggle to go into detail because of that one reason stopping me from telling others.

And the worst part is I can't elaborate on that reason because doing so goes against it and explains what trouble I'm having with saying anything and it goes further than telling a friend about it all. I can't tell family because they're unreliable in my opinion. I've thought about a professional but that one reason still affects them. May affect them anyway and I won't know for sure unless I tell someone but by telling them I've broken that reason and I've set them up for being held back by the same reason too.

Even in that sentence I've kind of explained what's wrong in my head. I'm bound by something thar I can't explain to anyone else because they may believe in the same reason as I have this whole time.

And in saying that, I shall keep silent for my entire life. Screw my brain, I don't want to think about it anymore.

#squir spiels #Adding the tag just so I can go back and laugh at myself #Doesn't matter if you say you won't be affected or if I can trust you #My mind has gotten so messed up into believing I can predict what others think and react that as much as I trust you to do different #The possibility of you doing what I think and know you'll do stops me #And that part of my brain is the part I want cut out #But can't because for whatever reason I've been condemned to a lifetime of a vow of silence #Until the day I die I cannot and will not speak a word of this except now because I am extremely frustrated with myself #And I just want to sleep and cry and forget everything and my brain #I'm not sorry for saying all this but don't feel sorry or worried for me either because you're not going to get an answer for any of this #I'm stubborn because of this reason and I fricking hate it #This is possibly the most stubborn I'll ever be in my life #Family don't care. They won't care. #Friends I can't bear the thought of burdening with whatever stupidity happens in this noggin #And anonymous people go for the same as friends. It's not fair #I probably need a big positive change in my life or something but at the moment I just need my brain to shut down for 20 years and maybe #I'll start feeling better #Most likely not though #I feel alone

[teaandinanity]

Probably the most teeth-gnashingly infuriating thing about true crime stuff is that you have some people who could not be more clearly repeat offenders who get a slap on the wrist, get out of prison in a couple of years, and do in fact go on to do worse--

And then you have stories about people where you go, 'that seems kinda justified actually' and the story is like 'and they will never be out of prison Ever and were put in solitary for decades because the state says torture's okay when they're doing it.'

#true crime #yes this is about Robert Maudsley #if anyone else spends too much time listening to this stuff also #look personally I consider killing child molesters community service #and looking at his sentence vs people who have done infinitely worse to infinitely more innocent victims #it's just like 'you know this is kind of making me think the guy on the bench SYMPATHIZES WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE' #literally like those cases where a judge goes 'I wouldn't want to damage the future of this young man' when said young man is a rapist #and I'm just like 'oh. you did that. and just didn't get caught. and now you're enforcing laws.' #anyway in conclusion the reason I cannot have a death note is I would in fact kill a lot of people #literally back to back I listened to something where 'prison overcrowding' was an excuse for letting out a dude #who immediately and very predictably went on to commit murder #and then one about Maudsley (who I'd heard of before and gone 'why the fuck did they go that hard on him') #and then one about Michelle Knotek who wouldn't you know it got out of prison two years ago #and yes the two that got out to hurt more people are in the US and Maudsley was in the UK #so you could argue it's apples to oranges #but also: what the fuck #ALSO-also if the US really wants to solve prison overcrowding we could have mental health services and stop prosecuting minor drug stuff #just sayin' #it's fascinating to look back on those bright naive days when I was a libertarian #oh tiny me. so optimistic. so stupid. #babble tea (blacklist this for less chatter)