sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit
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What are your diagnosed mental illnesses?
ballin 2 fuckin hard
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ms lipa that is not how you check for a fever
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i'm flying down to visit my partner and he woke up early to call me before my flight, but i have to take an hour long ride to the airport and when i said "hey babe?" to tell him my uber was here he went "noooooooo" and i had to be like "i have to get in the car" and he went "nnnnnoooooooooooo 😭" and i told him to go back to sleep so the time passes faster and he went "okay :/" and anyway. i get it now
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A life without collecting trinkets is no life at all
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you're a gigantic egotistical faggot
Bark like a dog for my attention
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SUPPORT BLACK SEX WORKERS.
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I’m getting strong enough to kill you all
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