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tellywoodtrash · 3 years

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immj2 25.12.20 lb

you know what’s hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighly unrealistic about this scene? that she picked up a call from a number she doesn’t have saved. no millennial does that. we wait till it stops ringing and then google/truecaller the number and see if someone worth talking to.

vansh knows this and is thinking omg what kinda crazy person have i married?????? this bitch bonkers.

anyway, after ACP Anda, i think she deserves another catchy nickname, so imma call her Bitch-oo Babe.

he fully knew who was calling based on his reaction and is trying to distract her. this shadyassssss fucker, man.

also music therapy? i shudder to think what kinda music this freak might like. those alone might be grounds for divorce. i could never be with a person whose music taste i don’t at least begrudgingly tolerate, if not respect and appreciate.

anyway, hearing his voice, Bitch-oo Babe hung up, like any sane woman would, knowing that this dude is around.

HE KNOWS. HE FULLY KNOWS. FUCKER.

this looks hella uncomfortable. not to mention dangerous. stop distracting the driver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ghar nahi, kahin aurrrrrrrrrr. for quality time. with this dude. oh boy.

lmaoooooooooooo she’s like “but dadi.......???”

“riddhima, dadi se main pyaar karta hoon but tumhe nahi lagta honeymoon par dadi ko laana thoda awkward ho jayega???” snortttttttt.

she’s like nooooooooo but dadi’s waiting for us and he shows his horndog side and is like and i’ve been waiting monthssssssss. AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT, ASSHOLE??? TUMHE FURSAT KAHAN FROM PLAYING SHITTY MINDGAMES, INSTEAD OF LIKE..... STRIP UNO OR SOME OTHER FUN GAMES THAT WOULD RESULT IN ORGASMS?

he literally just told her “humara din hai, riddhima. aaj ke liye apne dimaag se sab kuch baahar nikaal do.” oh don’t worry bro, she’s permanently like that only. aapko aaj ke din ke liye koi special instruction dene ki zaroorat nahi hai.

gaadi mein gadbad. of course. but it just stopped. didn’t blow up or anything. hmph.

how fortuitous ki gaadi stopped in front of this beauuuuuuuuuuuutiful setup. hum toh jab bhi phas jaate hain kisi busy road pe hi hota hai, and then traffic builds up behind and honks at us repeatedly and makes us cry.

he’s saying “nice” but very creepy shit about aaj ke baad jeene ke liye kuch bachega nahi and aakhri pal and all, and this idiot girl is just simpering at him instead of having alarm bells go off in her head. sis................ why are you like this??????? self preservation naam ki cheez kyun nahi hai tummm mein??????? like, i’m a depressed bitch who is constantly craving death and even my brain is like GET OUT IF YOU WANNA LIVEEEEEEEEEEEE every time i hear something “meaningful” said by this guy.

of course when he’s being normal, she has to ruin the moment by thinking of telling him everrrrrrrrrrrrrrything. sigh. why are you two so fuckinggggg exhausting?

SOMEONE’S WATCHING THEM FROM OUTSIDE HERE ALSO?!?!!?!? WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK, ARE THESE TWO NEVER TO BE FUCKING LEFT ALONE EVER?????????????????????? JESUS.

YET AGAIN, SHE’S TRYING TO TELL HIM THE WHOLE TRUTH ABOUT THE PAST AND HE DOESN’T LET HER COMPLETE WHAT SHE’S SAYING. BOY IF YOU DON’T SHUTTTTTT THE FUCK UP AND JUST LISTEN TO HER I SWEAR TO FUCKIN’ GOD..........................

SHE EVEN TRIES TO TELL HIM KI LET ME COMPLETE THE FUCK I’M TRYING TO SAY IT’S LIKE A BURDEN ON ME I NEED TO GET IT OFF AND THIS ASSHOLE................ I .................

blah blah ateet hai, not present and aane waala kal, blah blah blah. let’s live our life and forget everything in the past. yeah ok, let’s see if he’ll follow his own words or if he’s gonna dig up shit from the past and torture her over it.

bathroom mein ek surprise hai? oh boy. this fucker’s surprises are never good.

thankfully she used her brain and is like was all this planned, us coming here???? he’s like jagaah yehi thi, but the car breaking down here was a coincidence. sure. i don’t believe a single word outta your mouth, you silver tongued fuck.

man, you’re so hot. why can’t you just be a good human being also???? ouff, apparently, that’s asking TOOOOO much of men these days.

aslkjdlsakjdlsakjdlaskjldkjsalkdjsal the way the psycho theme music just started playing in my head!!!!!!!!!!!

some shady talk with angre. could be talking about riddhima, could be talking about anupriya. who knows??????/ either way, some woman about to get her life ruined by this fucker.

behen still adamant on confessing the truth to him. wrote one big dramatic letter. who the fuck writes letters anymore???? put that shit in an email or a whatsapp message or some shit, sis.

anyway, condition is that gimme a rose and i’ll understand you’ve forgiven me and want to start a new life with me despite all this.

kept the letter next to his wallet.

ek pal ka sukoon nahi hai is ladki ki life mein. always from the frying pan into the fire.

vansh came running, tab tak person has disappeared. with his wallet. (and her letter.) so he’s like koi chor tha shaayad.

SHE JUST TOLD HIM SOMEONE TRIED TO KILL HER AND HE’S LIKE SO CASUAL ABOUT IT AND SAYING “RIDDHIMA, RELAX, KUCH HUA TOH NAHI NA TUMHE?” WHAT. THE. FUCK?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! DID HE PLAN THIS?????? WAS THIS THE SURPRISE HE HAD WAITING FOR HER IN THE BATHROOM????????

he’s like let’s go home if you’re uncomfortable and she’s like NOOOOOOOO I’M FEELING BETTER NOW.

yeah. this is the face of someone feeling “better” minutes after being attacked.

sis soooooooooo horny for her husband she’s just brushing aside trauma acquired 2 minutes ago, to get laid. god, could never be me.

jesus christ what the fuck it’s like a gulabjal ka factory exploded nearby. i have a headache just looking at this. so fucking ott.

anyway, she’s panicking about no gulab in his hand. SIS. LOOK AROUND YOU??????? GULAB HI GULAB HAI. HAR JAGAAH. LIKE...... WHAT MORE GULAAB THAN THIS YOU WANT, HUH??????????/

LO. HAATH MEIN BHI GULAAB. HAPPY? LORD.

happy tears, happy tears. (FOR NOW.)

everytime he does this getting down on his knees and making this 🥺🥺🥺 face thing, i go buck wild.

god he looks soooooo good and he’s saying allllllllllllll the right things. pity i don’t believe him.

behen ne bhi kar diya pyaaaar ka ailaaaaaan.

LOL WHAT KINDA AMATEUR BS IS THIS???? SIR WHERE’S THOSE MOVES YOU HAD AS VIHAAN????????? UGH, I MISS VIHAAN. HE WAS SO MUCH SEXIER THAN THIS DORK.

i’m so fucking mad that this is the fucking nonsense they gave us as first sex scene. ugh. ek toh lip sync. woh bhi to a song i hate. upar se so much ootpataang nonsense. in terms of disappointment, i think this might rank even higher than shivika’s laal ishq. that at least had sexy soundtrack and the expressions and all on point. this is literally cringey as fuckkkkkk.

wow. one neck kiss that lasted .03 seconds. thanks. i’m all satisfied now. 😒😒😒

anyway, i sat through it so y’all could have these caps of rrahul’s face looking good. enjoy.

agla episode mujhse abhi dekha nahi jayega. uska lb kal. i need to go get rid of my disappointment at whatever this was, by watching some new girl or something. ok bye.

#ishq mein marjawan 2 #immj2 #immj2 lbs #episode liveblogs

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samarjaisingh · 3 years

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Tanhai | Self Para

TAGGING → @saanvibishnoi

LOCATION → The Jaisingh Bungalow

TIMEFRAME → 12 month contract is over

By the time he got home she was gone. The second he read that text message Samar had dropped everything he was doing at the office and rushed home, but the Mumbai traffic delayed him far too much to the point that by the time he got back and bolted into the house and sped up to their bedroom he saw nothing... Nothing, but the key and that letter she’d written him. He read every word with a deep sadness if only because she had no idea just what he felt for her and now she never would because she left without giving him a chance. She left without letting him tell her he loved her. Yet another person he loved walked out of his life just like that.

The man had to admit that he had hoped that perhaps what he was feeling wasn’t one-sided. Maybe she did love him and maybe she would be the one to raise her voice and say she didn’t want to leave… But no such thing happened. She was gone and there was nothing he could do about it. Well, there was one thing. His footsteps led him to the bar and his hands reached for the first bottle of liquor he could get his hands on. At the very least he could drown his sorrows in a bottle of whiskey.

Samar spent the evening wallowing and remembering Saanvi. How empty the house seemed without her. Even if he didn’t get the chance to stop her, why didn’t his family stop her from leaving? Why didn’t anyone else knock some sense into her and remind her that this was her home and her family before it was too late…

“Samar beta?” The all-too-familiar voice of his mother called out to him from the entrance to the den and he had to force his head to turn in her direction. It wasn’t because he so drunk that he couldn’t even handle the weight of his own head. No, it was because he didn’t want to see her. He didn’t want to see anyone right now.

“Maa, aap jaiye yahan se.”

“Samar, aise nahin karte na? Uska saath humare saath shayad yahin tak tha…”

He could tell that even she was distressed by Saanvi’s leaving, in a way that she perhaps wasn’t expecting initially.

“Maa please-”

“Main sab kuch theek kar dungi beta. Don’t worr-”

“KAISE MAA?! HOW?!” Samar found himself at a breaking point, his glare directed right at the woman who brought him into this world. “KYA KAR LENGI AAP? HM? KAISE THEEK KARENGI AAP SAB KUCH?!”

She was shocked into silence, worry and sadness and hurt showing clearly on her features. “Samar…”

“Kya?! Kya hua? Ab kaun sa naya plan hai aapke paas? Another marriage maybe? Now that we’re going to be even fucking richer than we already are I’m sure there will be a huge line of women just waiting to marry me.”

He never cursed like that before in front of her, but his anger was getting the best of him. Even the whiskey in his hand wasn’t doing him much good at this point. Samar hated everything about his life right now and he hated the fact that his mother was still standing there staring at him as if he’d grown a third head.

“AB KYA CHAHTI HAI AAP?! JAIYE YAHAN SE. GO!” Without thinking he chucked the crystal in his hand at the floor, the glass shattering into tiny pieces before him, the amber whiskey that had been inside staining the marble tile.

The woman at the entryway jumped back in shock before promptly turning on her heel and disappearing. It wasn’t until he looked at what he’d done and tried to think straight that it occurred to him that he’d hit rock bottom. Who was he right now? Samar had to get out of there. It felt like the walls of this very spacious house were closing in on him and he couldn’t stay here right now.

He staggered out of there, the broken shards crunching underneath his shoes as he did so. Samar found himself in the garage, calling for their driver to get out the black Mustang. It was his favorite car and it was his dad’s favorite too. They went on many joy rides in that car and he needed that comfort right now. Granted, he probably shouldn’t be driving in his state, but Samar wasn’t thinking straight now was he? The driver too looked a little weary at the fact that he was asking for the keys in his current state, but Samar must have been really angry for the driver to not even attempt to talk him out of it.

His hands fumbled as he tried to get the door unlocked, but he finally managed to get it open. The phone in his pocket buzzed incessantly, but he was in no mood to talk to anyone. One look at the screen and he knew his mother was worried about him, but there was no way he was going back in there. He shut the phone off and opened the glove compartment to toss it in there. Except… something caught his eye. An envelope with his name written on it.

Was he officially seeing things?

His plans to get the hell out of dodge were delayed as he reached for the envelope and stared at it. Nope, this seemed pretty real to him. And the writing was one he could never forget. It was his dad’s. How long had this been here? His heart was hammering in his chest, his hands shaking as he ripped open the envelope and pulled out the letter inside.

Samar,

If you’re reading this then I’m probably no longer with you all. I hope you read this later in your life and that it’s more redundant than anything. My hope is that you’re living a happy and fulfilled life surrounded by our amazing family and the one you’ve no doubt made by now. If I’m lucky, your kids will be just as naughty and as much as a handful as you and your brother were for us.-

Samar sniffled, fresh tears forming in his eyes at the thought that his father wasn’t going to be around to see any grandchildren. His heart ached as he thought about the fact that at this point there weren’t going to be any grandchildren anyway; not from him at least.

-Tumhe yeh sab kehne ki zaroorat toh nahin hai and I hope ke tum mind nahin karoge lekin Yuvraj ne hamesha se hi iss company koh apna sab kuch diya hai. Shayad tumhe initially thoda burah laga hoga lekin please yeh narazgi apne bhai pe mat nikalna. Uski koi galati nahin hai. What am I even saying? You and I both know that you love your brother too much to do that to him and perhaps that’s why I was so okay with officially giving that responsibility to him. Waise bhi, tumhe yeh sab kaam suit hi nahin karta. Tumhe bas apne art pe focus karna chahiye because you’re an amazing artist my son. I hope ke zindagi bhar tumne sirf apne passion koh follow kiya ho. Just joining the family business for my sake wasn’t good for anyone and as I write this I know that it’s my responsibility as your father to set you free from that obligation.-

Samar’s gaze was blurry at this point, the tears falling freely as he continued to read on. All this time Samar thought that the family business was meant to be his legacy and here his father was telling him that he just wanted him to do what he loved and follow his passion, his art.

-Main yeh khaat humari favorite car mein rakh raha hoon kyun ki main chahta hoon ke jab sahi time aaye toh tum hi yeh khaat padho. It’s practically a rule that nobody is allowed to touch this car besides you and me and that’s why I know this letter will only be read by you at the right time.

Please know that I love you, my son. In my absence I hope that you give everyone the love they are missing and that they don’t ever feel like I am gone. Meri rooh, meri chhavi toh tum mein aur tumhare bhai mein hamesha ke liye bassi hui hai.

Sab ka khayal rakhna lekin most importantly khush rehna.

I love you very much.

Sincerely,

Papa

With that, it felt like some sort of curse had been broken and Samar was finally coming to his senses despite the fact that he had so much to drink. He thought of all the unnecessary hate he’d harbored in his heart all this time and the fact that he played a huge part in driving his family apart.

What had he done?

He felt sick, sickened by the fact that he had somehow turned into this despicable selfish person. It was his fault that his aunt and uncle -people he considered second parents- were kept away. It was his fault that Yuvi bhaiya was so far away. Samar couldn’t even call him to cry about his broken heart because he was the one who said all those awful things and made sure his cousin never wanted to see him again.

The alcohol was literally revolting in his system and he fumbled to get the door, opening it just in time to lurch over and hurl onto the floor of the garage. How far he’d fallen and how alone he truly was.

#self para #one shot

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badedramay · 4 years

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This is a random q. But you know how people get so worked up over what women look like or how they dance or dress in Pakistani movies/media etc, but when you look back to those hardcore punjabi movies ft. Shan etc they were another level of sexual content. The lyrics of songs and straight up seduction sequences would never hit the cinemas now, so what actually changed?

That’s such an interesting thing you point out. Because the kind of content you are talking about? It still exists. The Punjabi cinema still runs on the same formulas of violence and objectification. I myself have seen some seriously weird film posters with titles like Wehshi Darinda displayed in the “single screen” areas of the city. I used to take them as jokes but apparently these kinda films are still being made?

From what I have observed..I think the people are fine with the “behayai” as long as its not displayed openly. Because no one wants to openly be associated with things that go against the image of being a citizen of a constitutionally Islamic state. The films you are talking about..who has seen them? They are low budget films marketed towards a certain section of audience which comprises of the “masses” i.e. laborers and working class people who practically live on daily wages. What they want is an escape from their tough lives and if these films give it to them, they’d be the last people to complain. Also they are the only kind of cinema which is easily accessible to them. It’s a small scale system which exists and functions away from what is called deemed mainstream.

Because all the halla is always created when things are mainstream. Be it state politics or state arts..who the fuck cares what is happening in the dark corners obscured from the vision? It is the central power that people always have their eyes on. Social media has made it so that the people talking about the mainstream get more likes and RTs. The people who make news get more hits and traffic when reporting things that are mainstream. Everyone is looking for their two minutes in the limelight..buss naam kuch aur de dete hain.

#misc #anon #type: reply

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cynfulsimmer · 5 years

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Hi, 1 & 4 for the ask thing.

1. Kuching, the cat city! 😊 I've only visited it once, but I love it so much. The traffic, the climate, the people, and the local rice wine called tuak 😁

If you happen to visit, make sure that the only tuak you buy comes from Ranee. Tuak varies in quality a lot, and imho Ranee makes the best! 😉

4. OMG. Where do I even start? And the question says only dish, singular? We Malaysians take our food so seriously that we FIGHT with Indonesia, Singapore and sometimes Brunei over cuisine claims. Just the other day, CNN cited Singapore's chendul as one of the world's 50 best desserts and both Malaysians and Indonesians roasted CNN online. Ok back to topic: nasi lemak, kari kapitan, belacan fried chicken, hokkien mee, mamak mee goreng. From very specific food stalls scattered across my hometown. I will eat these dishes from absolutely nowhere else but the specific people who cook them, because that's how spoiled I am 😂

#faded-sims #replies

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the-brahman-blog · 6 years

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The day I added Traveller to my profile bio

The Himalayan ranges surrounding it entirely, dragons and penises (Yup!) are the welcome decoration of every house. When you start walking amid the clouds, you would have landed in Bhutan 'The land of thundering Dragon '.

Inspite of the name, the people here are very polite and calm. They will help you going out of their way, and will let the pedestrians walk first, even if it meant halting the whole traffic. And ladies are just beautiful 😍😍.

Let's stop here about the country, for now. And start with the starting.

These days every second profile is that of a traveller, and every profile has wanderlust, And as described in the description, bhai tumhara peer pressure me jaan de dega, taki society cool samjhe.( Trans. : Just to be labelled as cool, I can even go any lengths)

So after 6 years years of successfully not visiting Goa, I followed doctrine of our esteemed former PM Indira Gandhi, "Chhota Parivar, Sukhi Parivar" (Tans. : Small Family, Happy Family) and lured my brother, Rijul, into all expense paid international trip and bullied and guilt my friend, Padmesh, into sharing it, aakhir dost hote kis lie h.(Let non-hindi not understand this. :P).

So all the shenanigans started in mid may, I was bored out of my mind and frustrated out of everything, and had roommates who shared a new travel story/plan every month. I decided, bhai bhi ghumega, aur international trip pe jaega, vo bhi Thailand, massaaage.... special massaaaaaage...

But return ticket was costing half my salary, and it has to be an international trip, thappa toh chahiye passport pe ( need stamp on passport), then I found out about Bhutan from a blog, an international trip you can make at the cost of Kashmir, and no terrorist either, win win. 😉😉

After extensive research for weeks, brain storming every hour and searching the shit out of Google. I finally prepared itinerary for a week long trip to Bhutan, by hiring a travel agency 😝.

Ab bhai mera ghumna aaj tak bas Apne ghar se rishtedar ke ghar ka rha h, usme bhi kabhi kabhi rasta bhatak ke crush k ghar pahunch jata tha. ESE aadmi pe kabhi bharosa na Karun, chahe vo me khud hun.

( Trans. : Jese bade videshi Aakar padh rae h)

So as a responsible traveller, I took the best possible route, paid the money and converted into a tourist. Ab itna toh chalta hai.

We should stop here for now, ek sath kitna padhoge. I will be posting for a while about Bhutan trip, even day to day experience in the following post. Aakhir bht dino Baad life me kuch exciting hua h, bragging toh Banti h.😅😅

Tab tak lie namaste, aur kya kehte h aaj kal Ciao!!

#Travel #bhutan #india #humor #azzadi

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dhyanposts · 3 years

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Jab aap apna online business start karte hain to search engine se traffic aane mein time lagta hai. Agar aap jaldi se Apna online reputation banana Chahte Hain To aapko social media platform ke best tools ko use karna hoga. Ismein aapko social media marketing (SMO) ke bare mein sikhana hoga.

Video marketing

Doston Kai bar chijon ko samajhne ke liye visual ki jarurat padati hai. Jiske Liye aap YouTube Jaise video platform ka use kar sakte hain, Jahan per aap video marketing Karke acche paise Kama sakte hain. Badalte Samay ke sath me log articles padhne Se Jyada videos dekhna Pasand Karte Hain. Iske liye aap YouTube platform ka use Karke Logon Ko Video Ke Jariye Jankari de sakte hain. Aur Jab aapka YouTube channel popular Ho Jata Hai to aap YouTube se acche paise bhi Kama sakte hain. Read: Naya Computer Kharidne Se Pahle Dhyan Rakhe Ye 8 Baten

Email Marketing

Email marketing Ek bahut hi accha Tarika hai jisse ki aap apne Loyal customers ko create kar sakte hain. Agar aapko email marketing ki jankari nahin hai to aap Google per jakar email marketing ke bare mein search kar sakte hain. Aur email marketing ke baare mein acchi knowledge gain kar sakte hain. Aap apni website ya blog per traffic laane ke liye bhi email marketing Ka use bhi kar sakte hain. I hope ab aapko samajh aa gya hoga ki online business kaise start Karen. Agar aap Upar bataya Gaye online marketing karne ke skills ko Sikh Lete Hain, to aap apna online business acche se stablish kar sakte hain. Ab main aapko Kuchh Aise popular business ideas ke bare mein bataunga, jisse aap ko kuch business ideas mil Jaenge aur aap inme se Kisi option ko Choose kar sakte hain. Yah aapki Pasand per hai ki aap kis business idea ko use karte hain ya phir aap isase inspire hokar bhi Apna khud ka business Idea create kar sakte hain.

List of Some online business ideas in Hindi

Doston ab main aapko Kuchh online business ideas bataunga jinko use Karke aap apna online business acche se establish kar sakte hain. Main Yahan per Jo business model ki list bata raha hun inmein se yadi aap Kisi business model ko use karte hain. Aur sath hi content marketing, email marketing, Search Engine Optimisation aur social media marketing Skills ka sahi se use karte hain to aap Jarur Apne online business Mein successful Ho jaenge. Here list of some online business ideas: - Blogging - Website - YouTube video - Paid Online Surveys - One-on-One Coaching - Freelance Writing - Ranking Niche Sites - Affiliate Niche Sites - Google Adsense Niche Sites - Freelance Graphic Design - Freelance Coding - Freelance SEO - General Virtual Assistance / Secretary Services - Group Coaching - Online Poker - Trading - Write a book - Assist successful entrepreneurs - Sell self-manufactured items on Etsy.com - Podcasting - Teach mindset / motivation - Create video tutorials on software - Teach musical instruments - Tax accounting services - Teach sports - Teach writing - Teach productivity - Teach networking / communications - Teach Dressing - Parenting Tips - Healthy cooking - Dieting / nutrition - Fitness training plans - Disease treatments - Money / financial advice - Professional gaming - Youtube advertising - Coaching for Dating - Book Reviews and Excerpts - Web Design - Transcription Services - Audio/Video Optimization Services - WordPress Optimization Services - Social Media Marketing Services - Software Development - Consulting Services - Book Editing for Authors - Building Masterminds - Cold acquisition coaching - Book marketing - Traveling - Housekeeping - Home office tips - Amateur photography - Studying / pupils - Hairdressing / makeup Maine Upar aapko Sabhi popular business ideas ki list mein Bata Diya Hai, Ab aap isme se Kisi bhi business ideas ko choose kar sakte hain aur sath hi Apna online business start bhi kar sakte hain. Read: What Is Bitcoin

Online business start karne ke benefits

Agar aap apna online business offline na Karke Online mein start karna chahte hain to Iske bahut se fayde Hain. Online business start karne ka sabse bada fayda yah hai ki aapko huge amount of peoples milte Hain, Jiska aapko bahut bada benefit mil sakta hai. - Entrepreneurship: Iska matlab yah hai ki aap apne Khud Ke Pass Honge aur aapko Kisi Ke Niche work nahin karna hoga. Aur iske sath hi aapko entrepreneurship Main apne small business ko single hi manage Karna padh sakta hai. - Online business start karne ke liye aapko Jyada investment karne ki jarurat Nahin Hai. Agar aapke pass Mani nahin hai to aap apna website ya block Banakar bhi free me apna online business start kar sakte hain. - Online business karne ka sabse bada fayda yah hai ki aap apna business kahin se bhi kar sakte hain. Iske liye aapko Kisi bhi office ki jarurat Tak Nahin Hai Bus aapke pass Ek smartphone, computer or internet connectivity Honi chahiye. Aur aap ghar per baith kar bhi Apne online business ko manage kar paoge. - Agar aap apna online business Karte Hain To aapke pass loyal customers Honge. Aur aap bahut hi fast aur aasani se apne online business ko passive income Ka Source bhi banaa sakte hain. Maine Internet se Paise kamane Ke Un sebhi tariko ke bare mein aapko Bata Diya Hai Jinse aap bahut hi aasani se Thode Se smart Work ke sath acche paise Kama sakte hain. Main aapko 100% guarantee deta hun yadi aap Upar Baatayi Gayi Sabhi process ko follow Karte Hain To aap online internet business Start Karke acche paise bhi Kama sakte hain. Lekin han aapko Dhyan Mein Rakhna hai ki aapko hard work ke sath sath smart work bhi Karna hai. Aur sath hi Logon Ko Hamesha new aur unique ideas wale tips and tricks Bata Kar apne Loyal audience ko create Karna hai.

Conclusion

Dosto Mujhe ummid Hai Ki aapko meri mehnat pasand aayi Hogi. Agar aapko online business start karne se related Kisi bhi Prakar ki problem hai to aap Hamen comment Mein poochh sakte hain. Agar aapko Hamare dwara bataiye gai hai Jankari Pasand aayi Hai To iss article ko social media platform per Jarur share Karen, jisase Meri mehnat Safal ho sake. Read: How To Buy And Sell Bitcoins Read the full article

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elearninhindiblog-blog · 4 years

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SEO Kya Hai Aur SEO Kyu Karte Hai – Simple Explanation of SEO In Hindi

Hello, friends aj hum is post me SEO kya hai? SEO kyu karte hai? ke bare me janenge. Agar aap ek Website Blog owner hai to aapko basic SEO ki jankari hona bahut jaruri hai, SEO website blog ke liye kyu jaruri hai? SEO kaam kaise karta hai? etc. SEO ke bina aap apni website blog par search engine se organic traffic nahi pa sakte hai. So aaj mai aapko yaha iske bare me simple way me bataunga ki SEO kya hai aur SEO kyu karte hai.

SEO Kya Hai ? What is SEO In Hindi

SEO ka pura name Search Engine Optimization hota hai. SEO ka use hum Website, Blog par search engines se organic traffic increase karne ke liye karte hai.

Koi bhi website blog banane ka main purpose us site ko jyada se jyada log dekhe se hai. Aur SEO jyada se jyada log us website blog ko dekhe uske liye SEO karna bahut jaruri hai.

SEO ki madad se hum apni website, blog ki organic ranking increase kar free me search engines me top par la sakte hai.

Simple sabdo me bolun to un sabhi SEO techniques ka use kar apni site blog ko optimize search engines ke top par lana jisse ki website blog par jyada se jyada log aye.

Search Engine Kya Hota Hai?

Search engine ek esa software program hai, jo ki internet par information ko search karne ka kaam karta hai.

Search engine internet ke unlimited database se user ke questions ko keyword/phrase ki help se find karta hai or jin sites me usse related information ko hoti hai unhe show karta hai.

SERP Kya Hai?

SERP ka matlab hota hai Search Engine Result Page yani ki jab aap kisi search engine me koi keywords dalkar kuch information search karte hai to jo webpages show hota hai unhe SERP kahte hai.

Keyword Kya Hote Hai?

Keyword search engine ko aapke website, blog ke bare me batata hai ki wo kis bare me hai.

Keyword SEO ke liye sabse important hai. keyword ki madad se hi log humari website, blog tak pahuchte hai.

Jab aap kisi chij ki information find karne ke liye jo words search engines me type karte hai unhi words ko hi SEO ki bhasha me keywords kahte hai.

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tips-and-trick-blog · 4 years

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Lyrics Website Adsense Approval Problem Solve Or How To Write Unique Artical In Lyrics Blog 2020

Hello Dosto Kese Ho App Sab Fir Se Aap Sabka Suwagat Hai Mere Blog Main. Jesa Ki App Log Janate Ho Market Mai Abhi Log Lyrics Website Per Bhoot Jada Kaam Kar Rhe Hain So Uski Wajhse Compition Jada Hain Or Google Ke Pass Lyrics Website Ke Liye Approval Bhoot Jaa Rahe Hai Or 80% Ko Adsense Approval Ni De Raha Or Wo Logo Ne Video Dekh Ke Blog Bnaya hai Mujhe Sab Pata hain.

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Aap Sabko Traffic Maximum Day Ke 100Above Laane Honge Tabhi Google Dekhe Or Sochega Chahe App Kahi Se Bhi Laao Wo Appki Marji.

Fir App Apne Theme Ko Dekhna Konsi Use Karoge Baaki Theme Mai Click Krke Yeh Wala Use Kar Lena

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tellywoodtrash · 4 years

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immj 17.10.20 lb

ugh mummyyyyyyyyyyyyy. cannot stand this damn overacting, just stab yourself and chalti bano, c'mon.

good lord the early 2000s K-serial-esque reaction shots and whooshing sound effects, i cannot.

i am maata rani, smirking like DO IT BITCHHHHHHHH

GODDAMNIT VANSH.

some more overacting. also putting words in his mouth ki “tumne mujhe maaaf kyunnnn kar diya??”

lol sure, this is the face of someone who's forgiven ya.

yup he literally was like "save the drama, mama" and walked off.

“galat insaan se panga liya hai tumne, riddhima.” yehiiii toh hai riddhima's most fond hobby. casually taking panga with ppl who are waaaaaaaay out of her league.

could barely understand wtf he’s growling like an angry grizzly bear.

ofc wifey wants to do patni dharam of bandaging.

some unexpectedly deep statements about how she's only capable of hurting him, and he doesn't want bandages on his baahar ke zakhm. idk what the fuck right he has to be so uppity after breaking the bangle on her hand purposely.

idhar bhi some emotional blackmail about being his wife and it's her haq and farz and idk what else.

ugh she just said “maine tumhe dard diya hai vansh, par dard bhi toh apne hi dete haina?” WHICH IS SOMETHING I FUCKING HATE. STOP NORMALIZING THIS BS AND PROMOTING TOXICITY IN RELATIONSHIPS.

haq jataa jataa ke kaaboo mein kar liya.

fwding chachi's jewelry blah blah

iska chehra hamesha aisa kyun hai???? mummy ne sikhaaya nahi hai kya, ki mooh banaoge toh aise hi atak jayega.

some more saazish and scheming. just another routine day in the lives of these shady fucks.

i'm just whateverrrrrr about this scene coz hellooooooo, he hurt her hand too, and he has noooooooo issues with it.

but i can't help and lol at the way he's scowling like a child whose mom refused to get it some tooth-rotting sugar bomb at the supermarket.

throwing back that "apne" comment she made with a hard truth of his own: “apne apnon pe bharosa karte hain [...] do you trust me????? toh aaj tak apne aap ko yeh bharosa kyun nahi dilaa payi ki ragini ke baare mein maine tumse kuch nahi chupaaya hai? kyun dhoondti rehti ho usko idhar udhar?”

ok seriously, i am on neither of these dumbasses' sides. she is extraordinarily nosy and taang adaaofies in shit that's not her business, but my man, it's not like YOU'VE been an open book to her about yourself. why the fuck should she trust you??? based on what????? you've disclosed zero personal details about yourself willingly. like just the ragini thing itself; you’ve told her nothing about it, act incredibly cagey about it every time it’s brought up, and you want her to implicitly trust you that all is fine and dandy????? you think it’s fucking normal to have statues of random women who “betrayed” you in your attic????? aur toh aur, you want her to confide all her secrets in you, the man who put a gun to her fucking head on the wedding night??? and continues to intimidate her with death threats????? is that how you think trust is fostered?????? she doesn't trust you for THE SAME FUCKING REASON that you don't trust her. and that's coz you fuckers didn't even have one, decent chodo, not even one NORMAL conversation that two people should have before they marry. i haven't even watched the show beyond a week now, and i know that shit for a goddamn fact.

and you, missy. you need to stop being such a wishy washy dheent. decide once and for all which man you want, and stay tf on that side. i hate such thaali ki baingans.

oh yeah, itni akal hai tum mein ki she sent a parcel to sejal in mumbai and then she said she's in dubai, but you didn't realise the bs mummy fed you about that fucking painting???? honestly vansh, how does it even make sense, that riddhima was preventing her from disclosing a truth that would clear her own name??????

awwwwwwwwwwwwww yisssssssssss, baby sister, secret shaatir is here.

oh danggggggggg, she's the one who overheard riddhima last night. and she went straighttttttttt to vansh with it. i love itttttt. we loveeeeee a tight sibling pairrrrrrr.

lmao she's the one who spilt the beans about the painting as well. i fucking love it.

siya still trying to angle in some sympathy for bhaabi and bhai is like HMPH NO DON’T TAKE HER SIDE SHE IS A CHEATERCOCK

is he listening to himself??????? he wants to keep his own secrets but riddhima should disclose all of hers???? YEH KAUNSA LOGIC HAI BEY GOBAR GANESH????

siya thinking the same thing as me.

everytime vansh sits down on his haunches to talk to siya, my heart grows 6 sizes.

“nahi hai bharosa riddhima ko mujhpe.” says the forlorn SadBoiii, who married a girl just to find out who's she's working for as a spy.

siya like "meri hi budhdhi brasht ho gayi hai, jo mein inn bewakoofon ke chonchlon mein pad rahi hoon."

hallelujah, sis has finally decided to end all the dhokas. yeah, can't WAITTTTTTTTTT to see how that turns out. judging by past history and the general tone of this show, it should go super smooth and great!!!!!

dadi here with some cliche aansoon shraddha dialogues that are not at all helpful rn, but ok whatever.

blah blah be not only his sangini but also his rakshak. dudeee, goli khaaa chuki hai uske liye, isse zyaada kya raksha kare???!?!?!! matlab idk what kinda expectations ppl are keeping from bahus these days, fucking ridic.

this one also........ her mouth writing bharosa waala cheques that her perma-shakki brain can't cash.

maata rani suffers fools better than i do, and blessing the good dumb sis.

blah blah sajaaofy pooja ki aarthi ka thaal, do pooja, and everything will be changa. chalo, yeh bhi try kar lete hain. aapke adiyal pote ke dimaag ko thikaane lagaana bas bhagwan ke hi haath mein hai.

sejal callllllling. meaning KABIRRRRRRRR callingggg.

great, dadi being over-familiar and taking the phone to talk to sejal. ughhhhhhhhh.

grabbed the phone back in time. phew.

kabir feeling good enough to sip daaru from a nice delicate champagne flute, so can't say i feel too sorry for him rn.

but also my god, what in the random hell is the decor of his place? a wolf poster, the word GOLD, some ainvayi ka luxury type office chair. did he dumpster dive to collect this shit???

riddhima talking out of her ass and saying i won't help you anymore coz vansh isn't a criminal. sis, we’re all little bit of a criminal. you telling me he doesn’t have traffic tickets? doesn’t illegally stream shit online? doesn’t skip through reading the terms and conditions before clicking “i agree” on random websites, and then go on to completely ignore alllllllllllll the rules they stated about fair use???

kabir like OH WORD? YOU MUST HAVE PROOF OF HIS INNOCENCE THEN? which lmaoooooooooooo, that's not how the fucking law works, my good dude.

some more aadarshwaadi dialoguebaazi.

i am kabir. i am forever kabir. so done with this chick's unique blend of self-righteousness and idiocy and see-sawing ways.

#ishq mein marjawan 2 #immj2 #immj2 lbs #episode liveblogs

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