#so jealous of a dog

[luneariann]

Inspired by that one wan! Chapter

#jealous poe my beloved #i love them they’re so silly #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs fanart #bsd #ranpo bsd #ranpoe fanart #ranpoe #ranpo edogawa fanart #ranpo edogawa #ranpo edogawa bsd #edgar allen poe bungou stray dogs #edgar allen poe bsd #poe bungou stray dogs fanart #poe bsd fanart #edgar allen poe bsd fanart #mushitarou #mushitaro bsd #comics #ely art #ely-comics

[szollibisz]

"Dogcoded Curt this-" "dogcoded Curt that-"

But it was Owen who could never let go or move on despite his denial, it was Owen who based his life around Curt even in his misery and anger, it was Owen who stayed loyal in his own twisted way no matter how hurt he was, it was Owen who, even after being ruined and abandoned by the man he loved, couldn't bring himself to kill him. Owen could never separate himself from the idea of being Curt's, because it's the only love he knows he's good for

#insane toxic jealous dogcoded owen you will always be famous #like yes he is a catboy yes he is a dog what don't you understand #my friend opened my eyes to mitski I'm your man curtwen and it's so real #spies are forever #tin can bros #saf #owen carvour #agent curt mega #tcb #curtwen

[slasherfantasy]

A meet-cute with a member (or all!) of the 141 where they come across you when you've been walking your dog, and she refuses to walk any further. She's only 40lbs*, but you're still struggling to carry her back home, and you keep having to stop and take breaks and gasp for air.

Cue 1 or more buff military dudes laughing, swooping in, and scooping up your dog as they ask you where you live. You try to insist it's no big deal and you can do it, but your dog is very happy in his arms and licking his face while he laughs, and you just end up helplessly following behind him while he jokes and carries your pup like she weighs absolutely nothing.

He/They definitely note down your address when you all arrive home, sneaking your dog a piece of jerky and bidding you farewell with a smile. He's/They're already planning to find out your dog-walking route, so he/they can "run into" you again.

*40lbs = 18kg

#Inspired by me struggling to lift my dog when she got jealous of me picking up and cuddling the cat #I could have used a big buff hot man to lift her for me 😔 #This could be a very dark or a very cute fic #I love both options #Can you tell I was thinking of Soap/Gaz specifically when I wrote this? #Free prompt #I don't have time to write anymore so you're welcome to take it if you like it #cod #cod mw2 #cod mwii #141 x reader #ghost x reader #soap x reader #gaz x reader #price x reader #roach x reader

[screwpinecaprice]

Another random pencil sketchdump while I wait for my laptop to charge.

Oval-shaped faces are personally tricky to do digitally compared on paper. And guess who has an oval-shaped face??

On the third pic's bottom left, I tested giving Connie a little heart-shape to see how it looks because heart-shapes are relatively the easiest to me digitally; maybe I can cheat a bit there, you know? (And it works great for others.) And to be honest.. I'm really not sure about it. :/ I definitely like the one on the right more. But how the heck is it so hard to do on the tabbbbb?

Oh! Also skitched @pogostikk's short-haired Connie and clown boi Steven. I love them. 🥺💕

#connverse #spinearl #They're suppose to be in a car and maybe she wants to order. They originally weren't suppose to be in a car but here we are. #Ohhhhh helll nooo Spinel looks like FNaF The Fourth Closet Circus Baby. 😭 #Connie Maheswaran #Steven Quartz Universe #Idk what she want at Hercules-Corona Borealis Great Wall though. #Yooo I am so jealous with their world. Befriending the Diamond empire definitely means the expansion of their observable universe. Because #like. They godda share what they know right? #Rose Quartz #Rose Quartz SU #Peridot SU #Pink Pearl SU #Spinel SU #Lapis Lazuli SU #human AU I guess? #My laptop is dying. I can't use it while charging anymore. #lol short-haired Connie sounds like a breed of cat or dog #I am obsessed with taking inspirations from bluebells for Connie's hair. #Rose has a square jaw.. I just realized only for some reason while drawing that. #Oh the girl with the short curly hair is just a random person. #Once I imagined Lapis having a goth-hippy style and it never left my head. Problem is I'm not good at thinking a design. #MAN it's so frickin cold here right now. I feel so cold my muscles heckin hurt. And it's just rainy weather. I'm pretty sure I'm going to #die the moment I encounter snow. #SU #my shiz #skedoobles

[foranpo]

ੈ˚☆ 11:51pm.

˚ʚ b.stray.dogs. ˚ʚ ranpo. ˚ʚ angst to fluff.

ੈ♡˳────── enjoy the reading <3 ──────

The rain was heavy, loud, noisy, attacking the windows with the fury of anguish that lingered in the gray, thick, resentful clouds of that night. The wind was pressing, settling in the streets and neighborhoods of the city, devouring all the life it saw, envious of its simplicity and eternity.

But the real storm had originated in your house, in your room, mere words ago.

"You always knew that, didn't you?"

Your eyes burned with the pain of betrayal, red with the aggression of hurt, tearful with the intensity of agony.

"It has always been my knowledge."

Always.

You started to walk around your room, trying to release some of your anger in the hurried steps you took, painting tumultuous paths between your bed and the door over and over and over again.

"And didn't you think it was better to tell me that before we went this far? Before I gave myself completely to you?"

You spoke to yourself, letting all your frustrations escape your lips. It was a song of despair, a symphony of regret running away from you with every step, every word, every tear trapped in your eyes.

How could you be so dumb?

You knew it was a mistake. Your whole story, a mistake. From the moment you allowed yourself to fall in love with the agency's Great Detective to the moment you let yourself be carried away by Ranpo's hollow, empty, manipulative words that involved you in a relationship so perfect, so beautiful, too good to be true —or sincere.

How could you be so naive?

How did you allow yourself to be carried away by promises addressed to the stars, how did you allow yourself to fall into confessions declared to the skies? Nothing he said, nothing he confessed to you, was directed at you. All the words he said to you were never really meant for you; they were always given to the possibility of the universe, offered to the infinity of time and space, never lingering in the moment, in you.

"Tell you... what?"

You stopped walking and looked at Ranpo, his eyes closed in pure confusion, his speech too light to be a tease or a lie.

"What do you mean what?" you huffed and sat on the bed, tired, hurt, broken. How your head hurt at that moment. "I asked you if you liked me, if you loved me."

"Yes."

Ranpo was still confused, an almost comical expression on his face as he tried to follow your reasoning, the young detective's intellect practically nil when it came to you, to your relationship.

"You said no."

"Oh!" Ranpo sat beside you when your explanation lightened a little the darkness in which you had left him. "I don't love you because I believe that's not enough."

You looked at him in the middle of the storm, the rain slackening in line with Ranpo's words, the wind momentarily withdrawing so that the following words could be heard clearly and without any hitch. That moment belonged to Ranpo, and the universe, devoted to your love, complicit in your passion, was ready to praise the true feelings that were in his soul, in his heart.

"Love ends up dying one day. A lie, a betrayal, or simply because it ceased to exist. Love is ephemeral. And what I feel for you, what we have, I know will transcend our time and the entire universe. "

"That doesn't justify your reaction, why you were so rude when you know what it means to me."

You never forced him to use the three words that flowed so freely from your lips whenever you saw him. You never forced him to be uncomfortable around you for your sake. But all you asked, all you wanted, was a confirmation of a question. A simple 'yes'. And he attacked you with the cruelty of his thoughts, with the intellectuality of his feelings.

"I want to give you everything, I want to do everything for you. But I can't give you what you ask, I don't know how to give it to you. For now."

For now. But already a little late.

Tears finally began to flow as the rain finally stopped. Looking at Ranpo, seeing how naturally he handled that argument, it was too much for your already broken heart.

There was a long pause.

"But I want you to understand what goes on inside me. I want you to know what I really feel. It's not love, because I don't believe in the existence of something so small and strong. It's something big, that contains multitudes and that doesn't fit in me. It's something that forces me to confess to the stars, to promise the sky a continuation in the next life because this one is too small to love you completely, to love you as you should be loved. I am devoted to you, completely surrendered to you and your existence, bewitched by your soul."

Ranpo had held your face in the middle of his speech, forcing you to look into his eyes, into his soul, and realize that only truth was uttered by him.

His thumbs wiped away your tears, smoothing your cheeks with the care of someone who really cares, someone who really loves.

"But if you prefer, I'll say it. With all the letters and syllables, in as many languages as you want."

But you shook your head and, in a last effort at comfort, you let your head hide in Ranpo's chest, allowing him to envelop you in a tight embrace, feeling the pieces of your heart come together again with each caress given by Ranpo.

And, in the warmth of each other's arms, you and Ranpo shared the rest of the night in the silence of your room and in the calm that came after the storm outside, letting the sounds of the city lull you into a necessary sleep, letting the love between you covered yourselves in that small space, with the assurance that your feelings had been heard, understood, accepted; after all, there were many ways to say you loved someone.

ੈ♡˳───── feedback is appreciated <3 ─────

#petition for my eng writing to b as beautiful as my pt one #but oh well baby ranpo saying cute stuff omg so jealous #want and need simp ranpo so true #;bungou stray dogs constellation; #ranpo x reader #ranpo x you #ranpo x yn #ranpo fluff #ranpo angst #ranpo imagines #ranpo drabbles #ranpo oneshot #bsd x reader #bsd x you #bsd imagines #bungou stray dogs x you #bungou stray dogs x reader #bungou stray dogs imagines

[canisalbus]

oh wow, I've literally JUST noticed I got the exact same birthmarks under the eyes as Vasco!! mine are quite smaller, but still. kinda silly that I've only noticed now. but yeah! I love you art and your mental illness dogs!! also the colors??? gorgeous I say. you're very talented and I hope you have a nice day!!!

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#I'm a little jealous I think facial moles/beauty marks are so charming and kind of underappreciated right now currently #“mental illness dogs” #yeah #yeah I guess that's what they are #have a nice day too! #answered #gayplushiemaker

[jaevy]

delta looks a little… different… in these doodles

#my art #furry art #anthro #furry #doodle #fursona #jaevyart #delta :D #i wanted to try out drawing delta as different species #so i drew him as a dog/cat/hyena/bunny #real delta would absolutely be jealous of dog delta #too bad though #delta WILL be a fox and he WILL like it

[kennyomegasweave]

Not Yi almost giving away his entire game because his sheer disdain for Nong. He really has been beefing with this dog for several years at this point. This dog that he got Diao himself! I love this show, I love this pairing. So utterly ridiculous.

#naughty babe the series #yidiao #Yi has been jealous of that dog for so long and it's always hilarious #regular clyde

[reclusivesapphire]

KHLOE KARDASHIAN THREW AN OCTONAUTS THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR HER DAUGHTER

nine year old me would have KILLED for this

#octonauts #captain barnacles #peso penguin #kwazii #dashi dog #tweak bunny #shellington #professor inkling #WHY CANT I HAVE THIS BIRTHDAY #never before have I been so jealous of a child #high key that looks really fun hope the kiddo had a good time <3

[theabyssgazesalsointoyou]

randomly thinking abt how i dislike the 'brooke did nothing wrong and was only used by jeremy' take bc it ultimately dumbs down her character. she's popular, she has absolutely been used by guys countless times before, she knows the drill. yes she did appreciate that jeremy made her feel seen or whatever but she also knew exactly how it would end. this former 'loser' is throwing himself all over her out of nowhere, of course he wants something out of her but she's willing to pretend not to see it as long as she gets what she wants out of him. it was a mutually exploitative relationship that only appeared to be genuine bc of how calculative both sides were. the power play man there is so much more to it than 'brooke is the naive and innocent girl and jeremy broke her heart'

#i def think it was comphet on her part #and smth to do with making chloe jealous absolutely #also there was no way she didn't notice something off with jeremy with the amount of time she spends around rich #considering the possibility of ppl other than michael being aware of the squip is always fun #and brooke and jake are likely candidates for that #anyway i digress. i feel like brooke is often unintentionally reduced to a dumb/shallow character #like her halloween costume being a dog and that line in the broadway version #about how she's not a dog to kick around? or smth?? i hate that so much actually 😭 #she HAS to see the irony of it i made an entire post about that lmao #bmc #be more chill #brooke lohst #jeremy heere #puppy love

[nonbinary-akutagawa]

look Dazai just call Chuuya your bitch, you obviously want to.

#he's so jealous #i feel we should talk about this more #hes so obviously jealous its not even funny #no actually skratch that. its hilarious #bungou stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #skk #correct quotes #my post

[tvisnoton]

I need some good ranpoe headcanons…. I just KNOW that Poe gets jealous easily. But it’s not the “you’re mine” jealous, it’s the “how dare you think you’re that close to Ranpo” kind. Honestly? Ranpo loves it, because he likes to play with Poe and say things just to make him more jealous and get a reaction out of him.

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #ranpoe bsd #poe bsd #ranpo bsd #edgar allan poe bsd #ranpo edogawa #ranpoe headcanons #ranpoe hcs #jealous poe #little shit Ranpo #I know this because I am ranpo #he would be so annoying too… like “oh yeah mushitaro and I are going to go solve a mystery knowing full well that’s not even remotely true #anyways

[residentgayguy]

"An unconcious Sigma" let's smack him against the floor 15 tines because he's too pretty for this world

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd sigma #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #all three of them are so pretty #im jealous #goddamnit

[slasherfantasy]

I love hybrid and shifter au's, but whenever I think too long about them, I start thinking about my own pets and the kind of things I say to them.

"[Dog] STOP following the cat! The cat would be happy to be friends but the cat does not want you to sniff her butt!"

"[Dog1], stop sniffing her genitals! [Dog2]'s already displaying all the behaviors of a submissive pup, you don't need to sniff her genitals too!"

"[Dog2] for god's sake, stop barking at the cat! The cat is hiding under a table! You don't need to bark at her! She's not doing anything to you!"

"[Dog1], NO! I gave that stick to [Dog2]! You cannot take that stick from her just because you're jealous that I gave her a stick! *gives stick back to dog2* Here, [Dog1], here's a new stick, this one is all yours *both dogs happily destroying sticks*"

"You better stop getting in her face, [Dog2]. She's gonna bap-bap-bap you! You better leave her alone! *dog2 predictably gets smacked in the face by the cat and begins crying despite having harassed the cat for an hour*"

*endless hours kicking the soccer/football ball for one dog while simultaneously playing tug-of-war with a stuffed alligator for the other dog*

*hears the cat hiss from another room and rushes in in time to see dog2 get absolutely wrecked by a smack-smack-smack to the face*

In short, Price is exhausted and is considering telling Gaz that he's not allowed to keep the cat hybrid. (But he can't stand the combined sad faces from his team and the kitty... no matter how many times the kitty smacks particular team members... daily...)

#141 x reader #cod x reader #hybrid au #hybrid!141 #all of these are things that have happened JUST TODAY #Dog2 is a 1yo puppy and the cat is an elderly gal #They Do NOT Get Along #Kitty would be happy to get along if puppy would stop following her everywhere and screaming #Luckily I only have Dog2 part of the time (she belongs to my neighbors but gets to visit whenever she wants!) #So I functionally have 1.5 dogs and 1 cat #and Dog1 is much more sensible and A Very Good Girl but also Very Jealous of Her Humans #anyway in this post Johnny is Dog2. Simon is Dog1. And Reader is the poor harassed kitty

[doubledyke]

man courage the cowardly dog plushies are almost as fucked up looking (affectionate) as eene plushies

#im not really a plushie person but im so depressed i need a hug from that little pink dog 😔 i love him so much #there aren't a ton of licensed ones and the handmade ones are cute but are always really small #there was a gary the snail plush at a thrift store recently that i wanted but it had PLASTIC EYES..... and one of them was fuckin broken #i'd still love an eene plush but whatever i'll just have to make do with my eddy cube #my roommate saw him sitting on my bookshelf the other day and was like “...what the fuck is that” lmfaooooo he's so jealous of my swag

[kuni-kuun]

Jealous ?

#was gonna add jealous zai but i cant think of a pose or idea #so if you have one lmk i need to draw jealous dazai #we need (I need) to see him pining after Kunikida too #dazai was also probably flirting with someone before this idk #bungou stray dogs #kunikida #kunikida doppo #bsd #kunikidazai #dazai #bungou stray dogs kunikida #dazai osamu #kunikida x dazai #bungou stray dogs dazai