#so instead he’s a president

[jungwookjins]

230506 fansign (cr. @116page on twt)

#hi handsome <33 #onlyoneof #ooo #lee sungho #rie #ooo fansite #obsessed w the fact that as a kid he wanted to be a trex #but he didn’t want to come dressed #as that #so instead he’s a president #of what idk #president of a chicken company probably

[yeoldenews]

A mother's word for word transcription of the imaginary phone call her four-year-old made to Santa Claus in 1911.

(source: The Harbor Beach Times, December 22, 1911.)

Through some outrageous case of serendipity I found a recording of another phone call this same child made 60 years later. Though I have to say his choice of conversational partner is a definite downgrade from the first call.

#I've started using 'our bees are all dead' as my standard filler during lulls in conversation #and no I am not kidding #that is actually 64 year old George Arthur Lincoln in the recording #I'm writing up a bio of him that will hopefully be up within a few days #because this kid grew up to be involved in Forrest Gump levels of 20th century historical events #he was the youngest american general in wwii and was involved in the strategy of d-day and the planned invasion of Japan #he was at yalta and potsdam #he started a social sciences department at West Point #which resulted in his students being called commies because why should soldiers study culture and economics instead of shoot gun at thing #he ended up as the director of the office of emergency preparedness while nixon was president - hence the phone call #this poor man had to sit through so many meetings with Henry Kissinger #his younger brother (Waunce from the letter) was also a general #they were known as 'big abe' and 'little abe'

[quirkle2]

protective

[alternate version under the cut for funsies]

#qkdraws #id in alt #i assure you mr. president. he is about to kill people #i would like to thank sam blood-freak winchester for the ref pics of blood splatters on faces #thank you sam ur a legend.keep being a fucking freak ain't nobody doin it like u #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho #mp100 #blood #shigeo kageyama #mp100 mob #mp100 shigeo #mp100 dimple #mp100 ekubo #^ one of the many Scenarios constantly playing in my head #uohguogu oumple .............heis everything to me #i love a guy with character development and a damn good arc #his whole goal at the beginning was to possess mob and use him #and every time he's ever possessed mob and Had a chance to betray him he's stuck close and protected the kid instead #and after divine tree arc that goal of his is no more. so i like to think he keeps that ^ trend going #possession's not gonna safe u from blood loss tho. dimple gethim to the hospital immediately

[nayruwu]

this came to me in a dream. do not question it

#first time trying manga shading i'm not sure if i like it #this came to me in german actually. so whoever is able to please read it as ''ich hab da so'n paar schrauben locker :D'' ''merk ich.'' #sat there for like half an hour adding loose strands to guren's hair instead of finishing the rest of the drawing but its ok he deserves it #there is no reason for byakko to be in this image. i just wanted to add him. he's judging guren #and transcending panel restrictions #anyway. hi guys #owari no seraph #seraph of the end #shinya hiiragi #guren ichinose #baby byakko for president honestly #and justice for pretty guren

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

I truly wish I had any artistic talent just so I could lowkey redo all dramione fanart with Astoria because oh my god the ratio of dramione to drastoria fan content is so heartwrenchingly depressing

#if youre a dramione fan plz dont come for me #i just want this poor woman to be acknolwdged as a human being #AND THEY PRACTICALLY ALL INCLUDE SCORPIUS IN THEM SO 🤷🏻‍♂️SHOULD BE ASTORIA ANYWAYZ🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ #astoria greengrass for president plz #stop making her some weird surrogate i beg of you #i miss her can she come back to life actually #actually guys uhh im god so i get to change canon and also ressurect people so i say shes alive hashtag facts #im yet again in a drastoria mood and feel like an orphaned victorian child begging for food and being stepped on instead #because there is NO CONTENT BECAUSE SHE IS SO UNDERRATED IN HER OWN MARRIAGE 😭😭 #i hope all the dramione fans who are suck ups to draco know he would be appaled at how yall treat his WHOLE WIFE #LIKE THAT IS HIS WIFE PLEASE #anyway astoria supremacy bye #i also obviosuly dont condone art theft but some of yall dramione fans are getting far too big for your boots #if youre a drastoria fan dont go anywhere near dramione twitter they are all fucking insane #astoria greengrass #drastoria #im too scared to tag draco malfoy the dramione fans are more likely to find me 🧍🏻‍♂️ #if this is incoherent i blame the fact its half 3 in the morning rn and im finshing a uni assignment so im practically delerious

[rakkuntoast]

i swear if qforever doesnt get a nice and healing reunion with richas and tallulah i am exploding that server myself

#txt post #cw caps #a shit ton of caps in the tags #HOW HARD IS IT TO WISH THIS CUBITO SOME FUCKING HAPPINESS #EVERY TIME I REMEMBER ABT FOREVER CUBITO I FEEL AWFUL MY LITTLE GUY HASNT HAD A BREAK IN SO LONG #MOSTLY CUZ PEOPLE CONSTANTLY GIVE HIM SHIT AND ISOLATE HIM SINCE HE'S THE FUCKING PRESIDENT NOW AND DONT EVEN TREAT HIM AS MUCH OF A FRIEND #ANYMORE AND JUST HOLD HIM AT ARMS REACH. HE FEELS ALONE AND HOPELESS #LITERALLY THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT STILL TREAT HIM LIKE THEY TREATED HIM BEFORE THE WHOLE PRESIDENT THING BULLSHIT IS HIS DAMN FAMILY AND PHIL #AND MAYBE BAGHS TOO I CANT REMEMBER #man feels like no one trusts him anymore cuz hes “part of the feds” when he's not actually as involved as people make it seem #literally the only official mission he has ever done for the feds was the whole go to the nether get lost lmao L bozo #his position in the federation can literally just be reduced to the one who represents the islanders as a whole in the eyes of the feds #like god every time someone refers to him by his actually name instead of “the president” an angel regains its wings #cuz yeah he has to carry the burden of his position but that doesnt mean im not allowed to complain that everyone is pushing him away for i #like fuck. phil telling him that he trusts him and cares about him before forever went to the nether meant the fucking world to him #“phil nailed it down in the minute what was happening. im glad i can rely on him” <- not verbatim but like. cmon

[radioprinz]

The real tragedy of Season 2 is that Pauline Mackenzie was killed just when Darius wanted to resign as VP. I can't help but feel forever sorry for him.

#darius tanz #santiago cabrera #salvation #cbs salvation #salvation cbs #salvation season 2 #salvation 2x06 #vice president tanz #pauline mckenzie #tovah feldshuh #he wanted to get rid of that job so badly #instead he got it even worse #the most useless job in American history #santi sunday

[violetshippingzine]

hey everybody!! welcome to day 47 of my irl diaries! just got back from the tournament in fukuoka. hope i made y’all proud! 😄✌️ gonna take a small break and spend some time with the bossman. make sure to follow the page for more behind the scenes stuff! #katsuya!! #how-long-b4-pr-makes-me-delete-this-lol 

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#puppyshipping #violetshipping #kaijou #joukai #yugioh #long post #i 100% believe jou would sign off his autographs with just exclamation points #something like KATSUYA!!!!!! #kc sponsored!jounouchi when???? now #can you believe i made this animation instead of answering emails hahahAHA more likely than you think #jou:insta #also jou likes to post promo things (contractually obligated) in addition to memes #yes he will meme on kaiba and tag the main kaiba corporation insta #he gets full support from the vice president to do so #EDIT: BRUH I JUST NOW REALIZED I WROTE REGIONAL WORLD CHAMPION THAT DONT MAKE SENSE RIP

[the-busy-ghost]

Love that Wilkie Collins apparently kept getting letters from guys who were convinced that Marian Halcombe must have been based on a real woman, begging him to introduce them because they were desperate to marry her

#Look Marian didn't need a man but also good for the girl that gets introduced to us as the ugly sister #And I don't mean in that silly Hollywood 'wears glasses but is otherwise conventionally hot way' #I mean 'there is nothing wrong with this woman but she has features that are still mocked and treated with revulsion in the 21st century #So yeah Marian can get it #Poor Wilkie Collins though like how many times do you have to break the hearts of various Berties and Georges and Neds #Before they understand that this fictional character you created isn't going to marry them #All these dudes totally convinced that he was hiding her somewhere #Not to mention all the exasperated parents in Britain whose sons won't get married because they're pining for a fictional woman #Young Algernon COULD be working hard to get a promotion at the bank but instead he's rereading the woman in white again #Cecil turns down a perfectly good job in Canada because he's president of the West Dulwich branch of the Miss Halcombe fan club #And I realise I sound very dismissive but honestly? Good for these young men as well #The Woman in White

[ahc-au]

Heyyy! Love this au and I've gotta know something.

As far as we've seen Bishop's personal guards are all aliens and mutants and an oddly expressive Kraang. Personally I find it hard to believe that even as the beloved and totally-not-evil president, Bishop would ever trust aliens with his personal safety. Especially since in "The Day of Awakening" we see Bishop's personalised task force and it's 99% humans and one Triceraton (and the turtles ig). And I believe that one triceraton is just there for the sake of "Hey, why is there only one alien?"

In short, why do you think Bishop would trust aliens/mutants enough to make them his bodyguards? Or is there more to it?

Hello!! Fellow Bishop stannie 🫵 Very glad to hear you're enjoying the AU!

I'll say that I do believe the majority of Bishop's force is human, moreso because he operates out of earth and humans are still the overwhelming majority there. Any unnamed guards (or maybe they'll get names too eventually?) can be assumed to be human. The four named guards are, in a meta sense, pre-existing OCs repurposed to fill out the background and make the world feel a bit more lived-in.

It's worth mentioning that Bishop does not feel the same about aliens that he did in his EPF days. That's the major reason EPF is gone, after all! He still won't trust any of them, but that's about on par with how he treats anyone: distant and distrustful, hidden under a veneer of politeness. The way I've always parsed it, Agent Bishop didn't see aliens as people, more demons, and then being rescued threw that entire belief out of wack. So now humans/Terrans and aliens are a bit closer to the same level, for him. He'll prioritize Earth's citizens, but that seems to include some extraterrestrial immigrants, too, nowadays.

So! Having said that, there's a few other elements that go into it. For one, frankly, it just looks good for Bishop to employ aliens from among PGA's allies. It's a show of trust-- not that he entirely does; vets them very thoroughly. For another, non-humans just have really handy abilities. This gives him more versatility in how he can choose to approach a problem, if one ever arises (he is, after all, a military commander at heart.) For example (since I doubt it'll ever come up,) Hambone has an elasticity that means she can absorb blunt force and fit through small spaces. Lyssis (who has not made an appearance yet I'm p sure, woops,) can absorb fire and elecricity. Stuff like that, yknow?

Anyway that's about the jist of it, I hope that's a satisfactory conclusion! Some of these characters also have more involved reasons for getting recruited, but since that gets into OC lore I'll leave it below the cut 👍

--Adelram

I think it should be fine to divulge a little lore since, again, background characters, probably won't come up too centrally. Hambone and Lyssis were mutated incidentally in an attack on PGA HQ back in 2080. Bishop publicly took it upon himself to rehabilitate the mutants involved, (who had been driven mad and violent by the strange mutagen,) handing them off to his personal scientists. He kept closely involved, hoping to find a lead to the source of the attack, and for this reason both mutants partly credit him for their recoveries and even being able to meet each other. They're loyal for this reason, and he knows it. They are also undoubtedly citizens of Earth.

Ritter is a bit more of a wacky story, one that won't really effect the plot. But their being an Utrom is not publicly known, as it happens. It's not a secret, per se, but they pass so well that most people assume they're human. They've been around since EPF, having served under Agent Bishop among its ranks. Bishop is aware they're an Utrom, and unfortunately they've proved very loyal and very useful, so he supposes he has to keep them around. It is pretty nice having a guard who doesn't need to sleep and only eats like once a month. This is also kinda the only life Ritter has ever really known, being under Bishop's command. They'd follow him anywhere, would do anything he asked of them.

#ahc asks #thank you for the questions! always great to see you in the inbox heheh #AGENT Bishop certainly wouldn't have allowed anything like this. He'd be pissed and terrified which then just makes him more pissed #President Bishop though has since learned the art of 'being nice makes people trip over themselves to do you favors' #he is more familiar with alien cultures as people instead of viewing them through the lens of war #he doesn't share his Agent counterpart's loathing hatred for them anymore #(at least. not the ones in PGA. the ones actively gunning for earth? yeah he's gonna kill em when the chance arises 👍) #so in general he's pretty assured in his guards' loyalties. if he ever had reason to doubt they'd be fired immediately at best #extra OC lore fun fact! Ritter has been here so long they were also most of the others' trainer! #They trained in Hambone for sure. And ever since they haven't stopped putting on the teacher voice around her #like 'wow Hambone that was a great shot! you're doing a great job!' #and she's like I've been working here for over a DECADE. STOP

[mnh-wrks]

obkk prompt #2

AU: post-canon, alive!Obito

Obito joins a club located near or on the way to the Hokage’s office as an excuse to walk together with Kakashi every morning.

#at first it's to break Kk's habit of going to the memorial stone #but then he starts to like the club activities so he still goes years later and become the club president #idk what club. maybe gardening or anythings that pique his interest the first time #this is based on the headfanon that Kk goes to the memorial stone everyday and why he's always late #it's also nice to walk together with your bf hand in hand （＾∀＾●）ﾉｼ #he's more active at the start when he's still not allowed to go outside Konoha. for missions or pleasure #also probab set after his house arrest is lifted (yes i like those fics where he lives with Kk when he's still a prisoner) #the club he joined probab has a lot of housewives and find that he can relate to them #obkk #kkob #kakaobi #obikaka #obito uchiha #kakashi hatake #naruto #mai prompts #edit: #originally alive!Ob au but realise this also fits good!Ob where kannabi still happened but he goes back home instead of following Madr #and he's still too injured or held back from taking missions that's too far or else he would joined Kk's team

[night-triumphantt]

Saw another ‘vote for Biden bc trump is worse post’ have u guys been paying attention to Biden, the border has been worse, they mobilized the national guard on citizens in NYC, theyve passed surveillance laws, they voted to ban tik tok,(which he said he would sign even if it WASNT attached to a budget bill) he has gone around congress MULTIPLE times to support isreal. If trump did these things everyone would be up in arms but under the blue tie it’s ok. I don’t think yall understand how much he supports isreal, he’s willing to lose over it. He is saying he’s not being swayed by public opinion. I will be voting in other parts of the ballot but I will not be voting for him for president and you cannot convince me to do so. I am from the levant, I have friends from Palestine who have lost people and you want me to vote to continue to kill them and endanger my own family. I won’t do it. I will vote in other parts of the ballot but I will not vote for Biden and no it is not bc I want trump to win. How is it my fault that he wants to commit a genocide so bad that he’s willing to lose, the people have SHOWN him he will lose and he doesn’t care. Anyways rant over.

#rant #night talks #white women got trump elected how bout u mobilize them to get him reelected if you want it that bad #don’t put it on POC who are rightfully using their voting power to pressure the president which is what YOU SAY U WANT #U SAID PRESSURE HIM #ok well here’s the pressure #but now you’re saying no not that kind #ok so he can just commit genocide and get elected and you will blame the people affected and not him #if he doesn’t #cool #how bout instead of posting on tumblr.com you go pressure him #be part of it instead of shaming ppl who rightfully DONT WANNA VOTE FOR GENOCIDE #you said he can be swayed so go away him

[anonymusbosch]

.

#in the tags. #palestine #israel #gaza #god it is so bleak #netanyahu says he's going to invade rafah whether or not there is a deal to release hostages #what the fuck! to not pretend. to not pay the slightest lip service even to the idea that this is for a reason. and to do it with impunity #and the unanimous vote of the war cabinet #abandoning any possible pretense that any of this is about hostages. i mean really that pretense was gone long ago in practice #like how israel has killed more of its own hostages (3) than it has recovered (1) #like how it's dragged on the slaughter instead of negotiating #what could possibly be a horrific enough event to get the US to stop giving israel bombs. #what could speak louder than 'we will bomb the humanitarian zone even if they send hostages' #what could be more clear than explicitly stating that you will not stop bombing for any reason #i don't know. i guess I'll fuckjng. email my representatives who have all dug in their heels to feel like I did Something i guess. #and by a survey this is not at all the most important issue to the average american not by far #my side of tumblr isn't representative at all #the average person cares about inflation immigration and taxes #what can you do. what lever can any person pull against a man who will kill everything in his path #and a president and congress who won't stop giving him money and bombs

[lightblueminecraftorchid]

Was on a panel of autistic college students last night and the last person who asked us a question asked about our special interests and I’m ✨💕💖 about it

#blue chatter #the person who asked was the magician we’d had perform earlier #he was also autistic and said he wanted to ask us smth that wasn’t abt our struggles skfkgkksjd #it was GREAT I got to talk about COMPUTER VIRUSES #the panel overall went really well #I was grateful to see parents and autistic kids instead of just college students forced to be there for honors credit #one little girl kept trying to ask a question and her mom kept trying to stop her bc it was off topic #so I went up to her afterwards bc clearly it was VERY pressing #she wanted to know if sharks hatched out of eggs #I wish she had asked it bc one of my fellow panelists would have LOVED that question #but I tried my best to explain fish eggs to her #I wish our panel was able to include more diverse autistic representation though #I should bring this up next time bc I’ll be the president of the ASC next year #we shouldn’t just have low support needs people on this panel #or at least we shouldn’t jsut be asking low support needs students about their college needs and experiences #our MSN/HSN community deserves a voice

[triviareads]

I was rewatching The West Wing when I remembered Jed Bartlet nearly became a Catholic priest but then met his future wife and decided against that path for obvious reasons.

#the obvious reason being stockard channing plays abbey bartlet #so he became president instead #also... he had a shitty father #who was not catholic #the similarities between all my favorite characters is rapidly becoming a pattern #the west wing

[shadowinthetreesbutcooler]

the qsmp elections looks so cool holy shit???

#qsmp #qsmp spoilers #i opened tumblr with the intent of making a not again joke but im geniunely so excited #i want philza or etoiles for president so far #although candidates have to be verified by the federation and everything so etoiles might be outta the race before it starts lmao #he has been pretty vocal about wanting to kill cucurucho (and hes so real for that) #i wonder if the french will have their revolution after all and kill the president instead lmao