maybe y’all are relating a little too much to the “evil boredom” moon. is everyone okay??????
handing u all some yummy mini brownies from the walmart bakery that are oddly delicious, as well as a cold drink (milk for those that aren’t lactose intolerant, and more milk for those that ARE but are willing to suffer the consequences)
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CONTENT WARNING for weight loss (a percentage number) and mentions of throwing up
In other news I'm waiting impatiently for a GI appointment to tell them "hi I lost 15% of my body weight in six months and I throw up more often than once or twice a year now so can you please fucking listen and do something this time"
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hi i heard you like Kaveh :)
SHUT
NO I DO NOT
I hate his face his STUPID FACE I WILL PUNCH IT
SUPLEX HIM OFF A CLIFF
Every time I see his face I feel like I’ve been punched in the GUT
I will PUNCH HIM IN THE MOUTH with my lips AND THEN TAKE HIM TO GET A HAPPY MEAL
LET HIM PLAY WITH THE LITTLE TOY, give him a moment’s rest before I SPIN KICK HIM IN HIS STUPID GORGEOUS SHINY BLOND HAIR
I HATE THAT MAN SO MUCH IT’S INFURIATING
GET A JOB
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🍪
@leon-the-rookie
“If you want another one, let me know. I’m sure I’m going to have plenty left over. I can’t promise it will be as special as this one though.”
[Leon received a ‘Heart Cookie’ ]
( @leon-the-rookie )
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I DID IT I GOT THROUGH THE BASEMENT OF THE CHURCH... and then they hit me with the chase scene and i almost died on the spot AND THEN diluc. it was like that one meme with the darkness and the person lying on the ground and then "omg diluc hi!!!!!!!"
my hands are still shaking as we speak. at the very least i am getting so much fuel for cringefail creator au - teddy anon
“omg diluc hi!!” you’re so right actually
also good job!! here are some treats for your troubles: 🍦🍡🧁🍮🍬🍫🧋
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Stressing out hard rn and took a snack out of the fridge thinking this is the only thing keeping me sane but then I look at it AND DONT SEE THE DUCK
WHERES MY PATITO QUACK QUACK?????
WHERES MY PATITO QUACK QUACK??????????????????
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