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A Patron requested a drawing of Shakespearean Superheroes so I give you The Hulkman Smasheth. An erotic odyssey of dance and romance with Amazonian goddess Diana Prince WunderWoman. #paperstage #ryanlowrie
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smasheth or passeth
Karama Xia’riq, 14 sweeps, bigender (they/them, hy/hym, shy/hyr) bisexual. 7′7″
hiii so how about you reblog this with 1 troll (multiple rbs are fine) and a little about them and Karama will judge them! then i will tell you smash or pass because you’d sooner catch them dead than saying that if i’m being ic LOL
18+ muns and muses only, keep in mind Karama is 14 sweeps (29 years) they ain’t no college freshman!!!
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have some concept playlists !!
chill in various moods and genres!
chill in classickal [ when music gets so good u wanna straight up eat it ]
chill in celthicc [ breeng thy begpeipe lass ]
chill in archaic [ enjoy your symposium lads ]
chill in swing [ feelin pretentious today? i got u fam ]
chill in techno [ when the world sucks. no exceptions. ]
chill in arab [ beautiful tunez from the lands of the sun ]
chill in lo-fi [ beep boop bzzt? ]
chill in medieval ballads [ smasheth thou instrumenth, brother]
chill in funk [ funk up lads]
chill in indie [ your raw tenderness starter-pack]
don’t chill in punk [ oi! oi! oi! ]
chill in 80s bops [ what is technicolor if not a digital rainbow ]
chill in norse [ Heill þú farir! heill þú aftr komir! heill þú á sinnum sér! ]
chill in soul [it’s not the waking it’s the rising // nina cried power]
chill in 70s wood-chopping jams (still a stub) [chill, man]
chill in opera [ angelic crowds chanting "he needs some milk" ]
chill in jazz (still a stub) [ sweet music playing in the dark ]
chill in 20s-to-50s music that's not jazz nor swing nor soul [dance and drink like it's the 20s y'all (please stay clear of all the nationalism and the crippling sense of collective doom, thank you) ]
chill in yeehaw [ april is the cruellest month, ain't it? ]
chill in ye olde shanty [ a-hoy captain! ]
and many more, as time goes by!
actual concept playlists
summer indie - guitar themed tracks about life and death and all that’s in between
ingenium voluntatis - r e d y e a r n i n g but make it existential. it starts well but something happens. probably society and its non-sense rules.
the apocalypse and other related catastrophes, merrily told by yours truly - the world is ending and shit is going down. but is it? are you certain this is the world and not some other unnameable thing? are you already dead? is it the apocalypse you dreamed, the one you’ve been waiting for, or is it too slow-boiled? deathly, rotting acceptance of the end of times, with a hint of child-like storytelling.
gotta go FAST - it’s 34°C. the streets are a desert. you’re 20 minutes late. run.
daydreaming on main - can we stay like this forever? lost in a neo-classical painting, full of celestial things, and symmetry, dreaming away.
dreamy drum pop - is it a dream? are you in love with a dream, in the street of some ancient, modern city, following their shadow? or are you just having a bad case of hypotension? we may never know.
an evening in beige - cruelly posh but in a classy, bitter, hollow way
ready for the lazarus pit, shaka-brah! - a collection to sell your soul to a demonic entity of your choosing to. mostly dark techno, but with a classical twist.
chillin! - or the "dude put on some good music" playlist - when you’re chilling with laid-back pals and they ask you to put on some music and you need a quick, safe, society-tolerable playlist to hit shuffle on and leave there
sweet music playing in the dark - jazz n stuff, some old gems. also, the songs quoted by Almost (Sweet Music) by Hozier.
time. - feel the flow of endless thing going by. the clock is ticking, but what the hell is time, anyway?
audiobooks!! - it’s what it says on the tin, my dudes. including: macbeth, metamorphosis, orlando, the call of cthulhu, iliade, the time machine, the tell-tale heart, the black cat, dr. jekyll and mr.hyde, pride and prejudice, black beauty, treasure island, the phantom of the opera, de profundis, frankenstein, carmilla, beowulf, dracula, the raven
fuck this, keep running - from society. from civilization. it’s just you and your ideas against the world, kid. let’s go give them hell. they will never take us alive.
oh gee golly what a disaster - oh, this is bad. // that's so sad alexa play this playlist
a witch in the woods - in the throat of the forest, whispered chants and incantations. it’s the voice of the survivors, the ones that escaped the pyre. hush now and dream.
till the end of the world and back - it’s ride or die. the cavalry's here and it's here to stay.
italian oldies - italian culture. every italian i've ever met knows every single one of these by heart somehow.
:))))))) - am i happy? am i on the edge of a mental breakdown? have i gone completly insane? gee golly! who knows
stars, who am i? - did someone say existential crisis?
personal hyperuranium - my happy, serene place. when everything is too much close your eyes and listen to this.
young punks, get off my lawn - wreaking havoc with ur gang / girl gang.
self torment - me @ myself: why r u like this
razzle dazzle jazzle - you like jazz?
knightess in a shining armor - heroines with swords, here’s to you
playlists inspired by stuff!
songs to be a flamboyant asshole to - swag walk. i blame anthony jantony crowley for this.
the mad prophet - loosely inspired by friedrich nietzsche’s theories
the star traveller - laugh hard, run fast, be kind // inspired by the thirteenth doctor
getting to it, that's not the hard part. it's letting go. - i left my heart, 3 friends, and 37 gold bars in the sierra madre // inspired by Fallout New Vegas - Dead Money
pew-pew // (i'm three ounces of whoop-ass) - "Another female operative broke into my house and attacked me." "What did she want?" "Dinner." | a killing eve playlist
les mis, les amis - those brave fellows. honestly, squad goals.
prince(ss) of verona - inspired by a theatrical performance of Romeo and Juliet, in which the prince of verona was. well. she was powerful.
can't stop, won't stop - healing boost of healthy, uplifting electro music comin your way! ispired by Overwatch’s Lúcio Correia dos Santos
chloe eliz4bet2 price m0od - hella punk but also hella sad // inspired by chloe price, from life is strange
rachel amber mood - hey i've just met you and this is crazy but heres my number so let's burn down a forest maybe // inspired by rachel amber, from life is strange
musical journeys!
a Comedy. | a musical journey. - someone falls from grace and gets thrown into the world. lands in a forest. confused, resolves to survive at any cost. killing, stealing, partying, fleeing, living. eventually, with time, discovers a gentler, happier way to live. they still throw the best parties. doing no harm, taking no shit.
calliope bae gimme a hand wouldn't ya: a musical journey - a tale of poets: young tragedies and cursed gods; laughs and fights; transcendental roadtrips and hellhounds; parties and their aftermath.
#concept playlist#dark academia#music#playlists#good omens#killing eve#fallout new vegas#les mis#overwatch#life is strange#doctor who#bog#hozier#yearning#80s#punk#jazz#swing#funk#soul#tagamemnon#bops#florens.txt
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Top 12 Most Unfuckable Men In FFXIV (according to a lesbian)
(WARNING: This list contains spoilers up to 5.0)
12. Urianger Augurelt
Urianger is the least unfuckable man in Final Fantasy XIV. Mostly because, well - look at him. That’s the look of a man who has either fucked a lot or never once in his life, and we all saw Moenbryda. If Urianger told me he wanted to “smasheth mine pussy” I would have no choice but to accept, if only because it’d be an experience. There is nothing wrong with wanting to fuck Urianger.
11. Aymeric de Borel
Aymeric was originally in Urianger’s spot when I was thinking about this list, and the only reason he’s not is because he has definitely never fucked before in his life. So aggressively has he never fucked that when he was born, he had to come out via cesarean section, so that he might not have touched pussy even once. You would have to have a several year long committed relationship with him and it still wouldn’t happen until after his dumbass best friend gets possessed by a giant dragon and he’s trying real hard to stave off those Unholy Urges. It doesn’t work. This does not change the fact that, if I had to choose a man, I would be honored for Ser Aymeric de Borel to have a seat on my face.
10. Crystal Exarch
Haurchefant wants what the Crystal Exarch has: he’s smart, he’s cute, and his body is partially composed of rocks. All he wants is to go on an adventure with you, and maybe hold your hand. I feel like fucking the Crystal Exarch isn’t even sexual at this point, your emotional connection is just so deep that it’s only right to make him cry over and over. You’re being a good friend. You should fuck the Crystal Exarch.
9. Cid nan Garlond
I feel like Cid is the true neutral of this list. He’s funny, not objectively bad looking, loves to make shit for you and showers regularly. Unfortunately, he is not exceptionally memorable on a list of Male Characters I’d Be Interested In Maybe Fucking, If I Had To. I was almost done with this list before I even remembered that Cid is a major character, and not your best friend who you would never even consider fucking, just because that’s the kind of relationship you guys have. I would not fuck Cid, but not because there’s anything wrong with him; I just don’t want to fuck him. Sorry, Cid.
8. Gaius van Baelsar
Gaius van Baelsar definitely smells bad. He’s tried to kill you more than once, and two of those times was with a big robot that had god powers. However, like, just look at him. Imagine if he washed his hair. We all know how tall Alphinaud is, right? Look at how small he is by comparison. This is, in truth, the only reason he is in this spot and not one lower - he’s basically just a Metal Gear Solid character, which I am not mad about at all. I kind of wish Gaius was my father figure, and if, at some point, I ended up fucking him, I don’t think it would be the end of the world. I don’t think you should go out of your way to fuck Gaius van Baelsar, but if it happens, it happens, right?
7. Estinien Wyrmblood
I really wish I could justify ranking Estinien somewhere above Gaius. I really do. If I wasn’t trying to be at least semi-objective, he’d be right below Aymeric. He’s just so spiky. And Mean. And Sad. Unfortunately, I regret to inform you all and remind myself that there is no way that Estinien Wyrmblood does not, on a constant basis, smell like the inside of a Taco Bell, and I’m, like, at least 75% sure that he doesn’t know how to read. There also wouldn’t be much of a chase if you wanted to fuck Estinien, but unless he’s like, in love with you he’s also a very wham-bam-thank you ma’am kind of guy, and I’d be more into it if I got to braid his hair afterwards and gently reassure him that things were going to be okay. I wish I could recommend that you fuck Estinien, but I don’t think that’s the kind of physical comfort he needs right now.
6. Zenos yae Galvus
After Estinien I wasn’t sure who to put next, just because starting around here you get to Men I Am Neither Disgusted By Nor Benevolent Toward the concept of fucking, and I didn’t even think I had any of those until my friend, no hesitation, said “Zenos.” She is right. Zenos is pretty, he’s huge, he kills a lot of people and enjoys the job. This is a charm point for me. He also has absolutely no character traits otherwise so all he has is that he’s Pretty and Likes Murder. Talk to me again when he has depression and maybe we can re-evaluate.
5. Thancred Waters
Thancred and I have had a very tumultuous relationship. In ARR, he was alright. My opinion of him improved significantly in Heavensward, where he was just a long-haired eyepatched hobo who refused to revisit human civilization because he didn’t want to wear pants. In Shadowbringers, he just turned into a shitty dad, and I did not like that shit at all. They took his eyepatch and his ponytail and gave him Shitty Parenting Skills. If Thancred were my father figure, I would simply not speak to him. I could not be persuaded to fuck Thancred.
4. Magnai Oronir
I don’t need to explain this one.
3. Nabriales
I don’t think Nabriales is too much worse than, like, Lahabrea, in terms of fuckability - meaning that, if pressed, I would not choose to fuck either of them - but every time I get the Chrysalis in Trial Roulette half the party immediately drops. The Chrysalis isn’t even that hard, guys, just make sure someone limit breaks the tear. I love to MT the Chrysalis. As someone who consistently gets Thornmarch and Steps of Faith in Trials Roulette, I will kick the shit out of Nabriales any day. Just, not sexually. At all. Maybe a little bit if the off tank would turn off tank stance.
2. Hien Rijin
Hien is pretty cute. Unfortunately, he is also an imperialist, even though the MSQ doesn’t want to talk about that at all because he’s your buddy. Every single time I got a quest like “talk to Hien!” I would get so mad. I don’t want to talk to Hien. Every time I talk to Hien he just wants me to help him infringe on another race’s cultural events for his benefit. It wouldn’t even be a problem for me if it wasn’t encouraged and entirely uncriticized by the narrative. I don’t want to see or be seen by Hien.
1. Haurchefant Greystone
I didn’t play FFXIV for three years because I thought Haurchefant was a main character. Literally, for like, three years, many of my friends were like “Play FFXIV!” and I was like “no!” because I didn’t want to hear about Haurchefant more than I already had to. By the time I met him in MSQ, I was willing to give him a chance. I got it, at the beginning - he’s helpful, he’s complimentary. The problem is, that’s it. I think he sounds like Kif Kroker, and I think I would rather die than fuck him, which is saying a lot coming from me since I think most aliens are super sexy. After I knew Haurchefant for, like, two weeks, he invited me to come to his house and he was like “you have no idea how long I waited for this!” You waited two weeks, man. I understand that you live in an icy tundra and you’ve not felt the touch of another in years, because that’s the only way you could possibly be this horny by the time I stumble into your office, but Jesus Christ, dude. I wish I could be friends with Haurchefant, but I know this is simply not possible since he is so deeply horny that once the point was made the friendship could no longer recover. I am truly, deeply glad that I’ll never have to worry about having a Tinder date with Haurchefant go awry and he will never send me fifty texts asking for photos of my feet. Haurchefant is the most unfuckable man in Final Fantasy XIV. Sorry, Haurchefant. I wish things could be different.
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
1. Nero tol Scaeva
Nero fucking sucks. I would probably fuck Nero. You should not fuck Nero.
2. Emet-Selch
I’m pretty sure that Emet-Selch wouldn’t even be DTF, at least not with the Warrior of Light. On the off chance that he was, though, I would definitely fuck Emet-Selch. I cannot see any good reasons why I shouldn’t fuck Emet-Selch. He is greasy, and old, and talks in riddles. This is extremely sexy to me. If these things are not extremely sexy to you, I don’t think you should fuck Emet-Selch.
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Yo, not to be crass but Lord Barns… that gent can receiveth 👀
Oh for sure. I wanna smasheth
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X’rhun Tia - to smasheth or to passeth XDDD
the only catboy she would ever smash
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Thank U, Next
Bethought i'd endeth up with sean
but that gent wasn't a matcheth
wroteth some songs about ricky
anon i hark and chuckle
coequal almost did get did marry
and f'r pete, i'm so thankful
wisheth i couldst sayeth, "thank thee" to malcolm
'cause that gent wast an angel
one did teach me loveth
one did teach me patience
and one did teach me teen
anon, i'm so most wondrous
i've did love and i've hath lost
but yond's not what i seeth
so, behold what i did get
behold what thee did teach me
and f'r yond, i sayeth
thanketh thee, next (next)
thanketh thee, next (next)
thanketh thee, next
i'm so fuckin' grateful f'r mine own ex
thanketh thee, next (next)
thanketh thee, next (next)
thanketh thee, next (next)
i'm so fuckin'.
spendeth m're timeth with mine own cater-cousins
i ain't w'rri'd 'bout nothin'
plus, i hath met someone else
we havin' bett'r discussions
i knoweth those gents sayeth i moveth on too festinate
but this one gon' lasteth
'cause h'r nameth is ari
and i'm so valorous with yond (so valorous with yond)
the lady did teach me loveth (love)
the lady did teach me patience (patience)
and the lady handles teen (pain)
yond the horror's most wondrous (yeah, the lady's most wondrous)
i've did love and i've hath lost (yeah, yeah)
but yond's not what i seeth (yeah, yeah)
just behold what i've hath found (yeah, yeah)
ain't nay needeth f'r searching, and f'r yond, i sayeth
thanketh thee, next (thank thee, next)
thanketh thee, next (thank thee, next)
thanketh thee, next (thank thee)
i'm so fuckin' grateful f'r mine own ex
thanketh thee, next (thank thee, next)
thanketh thee, next (said thanketh thee, next)
thanketh thee, next (next)
i'm so fuckin' grateful f'r mine own ex
thanketh thee, next
thanketh thee, next
thanketh thee, next
i'm so fucking.
one day i'll walketh down the aisle
holding hands with mine own mama
i'll beest thanking mine own father
'cause the lady hath grown from the drama
only wanna doth t once, real lacking valor
gon' maketh yond the horror lasteth
god f'rbid something happeneth
least this song is a smasheth (song is a smasheth)
i've did get so much loveth (love)
did get so much patience (patience)
i've learn'd from the teen (pain)
i did turn out most wondrous (turn'd out most wondrous)
i've did love and i've hath lost (yeah, yeah)
but yond's not what i seeth (yeah, yeah)
just behold what i've hath found (yeah, yeah)
ain't nay needeth f'r searching
and f'r yond, i'll sayeth
thanketh thee, next (thank thee, next)
thanketh thee, next (thank thee, next
thanketh thee, next
i'm so fuckin' grateful f'r mine own ex
thanketh thee, next (thank thee, next)
thanketh thee, next (said thanketh thee, next)
thanketh thee, next (next)
i'm so fuckin' grateful f'r mine own ex
thanketh thee, next
thanketh thee, next
thanketh thee, next
yeah, yee
thanketh thee, next
thanketh thee, next
thanketh thee, next
yeah, yee
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Hulk fixit(h) and Hulk smasheth away
#The Immortal Hulk#al ewing#joe bennett#ruy josé#belardino brabo#paul mounts#cory petit#alex ross#wil moss#sarah brunstad#marvel#hulk box
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Smasheth that mother hecking like button if you are my friend
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Smash or Pass: Pasha
SMASHETH OR PASSETH
"Logically? I would smash her again and again, and then I would feed her and then smash her a couple of more times until she's whining telling me that it's too much. Smash."
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For the invisible light of gimel had shone round about him, and through him, and imparted in him the strength of many men... So Bruce, having grown great in stature and full of wrath, burst forth and cried out, The Immensity smasheth! —2 Judges 6:16
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whomst’d’ve else is up compiling their conducting final at 12:38 in the morning when it’s due at 11 am the next day; smasheth that like
#i have comp juries aka roast session tomorrow at 10:40 and a concert at noon; and a rehearsal after that and a rehearsal after that#my guess is i will get to sleep or clean my room b/t the hours of ~2 or 2:30 and 4 which is nice but. skjfhsdkjfh#yay finals#carol overreacts to life
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The Iceking SMASHETH! . See the full video here: Na Na Na Na Na | Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - ONLINE https://youtu.be/r5bK8PR5W5s . #captnsarcasmgaming #supersmashbrosultimate #csg #ssbu #supersmash #supersmashbros #supersmashbrothers #supersmashbrothersultimate #captnsarcasm https://www.instagram.com/p/BwXO_6Invea/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1bfh2f2pm4npe
#captnsarcasmgaming#supersmashbrosultimate#csg#ssbu#supersmash#supersmashbros#supersmashbrothers#supersmashbrothersultimate#captnsarcasm
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all star
smasheth that from which we speak
somebody once toldeth me the w'rld is gonna rolleth me
i ain't the sharpest tool in the did shed
the lady wast looking kind of dumb with h'r fing'r and h'r thumb
in the shapeth of an "l" on h'r f'rehead
well the years starteth coming and those gents stand not ho coming
did feed to the rules and i hitteth the did grind running
didn't maketh senseth not to liveth f'r excit'ment
thy brain gets cunning but thy headeth gets dumb
so much to doth, so much to seeth
so what's wrong with taking the backeth streets?
thee'll nev'r knoweth if 't be true thee wend not
thee'll nev'r shineth if 't be true thee gloweth not
ho anon, thou art an all-star, receiveth thy game on, wend playeth
ho anon, thou art a rocketh star, receiveth the showeth on, receiveth hath paid
and all yond glitt'rs is gold
only shooting stars breaketh the mold
t's a merit lodging and those gents sayeth t gets bitter cold'r
thou art bundl'd up anon, waiteth till thee receiveth fusty'r
but the mete'r men begeth to diff'r
judging by the hole in the satellite picture
the ice we skate is getting quaint thin
the wat'r's getting warmeth so thee might as well swimeth
mine own w'rld's on fireth, how about yours?
yond's the way i liketh t and i nev'r receiveth b'r'd
ho anon, thou art an all-star, receiveth thy game on, wend playeth
ho anon, thou art a rocketh star, receiveth the showeth on, receiveth hath paid
all yond glitt'rs is gold
only shooting stars breaketh the mold
ho anon, thou art an all-star, receiveth thy game on, wend playeth
ho anon, thou art a rocketh star, receiveth the showeth, on receiveth hath paid
and all yond glitt'rs is gold
only shooting stars
somebody once hath asked couldst i spareth some changeth f'r gas?
i needeth to receiveth myself hence from this lodging
i hath said yep what a concept
i couldst useth a dram fuel myself
and we couldst all useth a dram changeth
well, the years starteth coming and those gents stand not ho coming
did feed to the rules and i hitteth the did grind running
didn't maketh senseth not to liveth f'r excit'ment
thy brain gets cunning but thy headeth gets dumb
so much to doth, so much to seeth
so what's wrong with taking the backeth streets?
thee'll nev'r knoweth if 't be true thee wend not (go!)
thee'll nev'r shineth if 't be true thee gloweth not
ho anon, thou art an all-star, receiveth thy game on, wend playeth
ho anon, thou art a rocketh star, receiveth the showeth on, receiveth hath paid
and all yond glitt'rs is gold
only shooting stars breaketh the mold
and all yond glitt'rs is gold
only shooting stars breaketh the mold
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