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yee-old-lyrics · 6 years
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Thank U, Next
Bethought i'd endeth up with sean
but that gent wasn't a matcheth
wroteth some songs about ricky
anon i hark and chuckle
coequal almost did get did marry
and f'r pete, i'm so thankful
wisheth i couldst sayeth, "thank thee" to malcolm
'cause that gent wast an angel
one did teach me loveth
one did teach me patience
and one did teach me teen
anon, i'm so most wondrous
i've did love and i've hath lost
but yond's not what i seeth
so, behold what i did get
behold what thee did teach me
and f'r yond, i sayeth
thanketh thee, next (next)
thanketh thee, next (next)
thanketh thee, next
i'm so fuckin' grateful f'r mine own ex
thanketh thee, next (next)
thanketh thee, next (next)
thanketh thee, next (next)
i'm so fuckin'. 
spendeth m're timeth with mine own cater-cousins
i ain't w'rri'd 'bout nothin'
plus, i hath met someone else
we havin' bett'r discussions
i knoweth those gents sayeth i moveth on too festinate
but this one gon' lasteth
'cause h'r nameth is ari
and i'm so valorous with yond (so valorous with yond)
the lady did teach me loveth (love)
the lady did teach me patience (patience)
and the lady handles teen (pain)
yond the horror's most wondrous (yeah, the lady's most wondrous)
i've did love and i've hath lost (yeah, yeah)
but yond's not what i seeth (yeah, yeah)
just behold what i've hath found (yeah, yeah)
ain't nay needeth f'r searching, and f'r yond, i sayeth
thanketh thee, next (thank thee, next)
thanketh thee, next (thank thee, next)
thanketh thee, next (thank thee)
i'm so fuckin' grateful f'r mine own ex
thanketh thee, next (thank thee, next)
thanketh thee, next (said thanketh thee, next)
thanketh thee, next (next)
i'm so fuckin' grateful f'r mine own ex
thanketh thee, next
thanketh thee, next
thanketh thee, next
i'm so fucking. 
one day i'll walketh down the aisle
holding hands with mine own mama
i'll beest thanking mine own father
'cause the lady hath grown from the drama
only wanna doth t once, real lacking valor
gon' maketh yond the horror lasteth
god f'rbid something happeneth
least this song is a smasheth (song is a smasheth)
i've did get so much loveth (love)
did get so much patience (patience)
i've learn'd from the teen (pain)
i did turn out most wondrous (turn'd out most wondrous)
i've did love and i've hath lost (yeah, yeah)
but yond's not what i seeth (yeah, yeah)
just behold what i've hath found (yeah, yeah)
ain't nay needeth f'r searching
and f'r yond, i'll sayeth
thanketh thee, next (thank thee, next)
thanketh thee, next (thank thee, next
thanketh thee, next
i'm so fuckin' grateful f'r mine own ex
thanketh thee, next (thank thee, next)
thanketh thee, next (said thanketh thee, next)
thanketh thee, next (next)
i'm so fuckin' grateful f'r mine own ex
thanketh thee, next
thanketh thee, next
thanketh thee, next
yeah, yee
thanketh thee, next
thanketh thee, next
thanketh thee, next
yeah, yee
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God is a Woman
Thee, thee loveth t how i moveth thee
mine own one, at which hour all is hath said and done
thee loveth t how i toucheth thee
thee'll believeth god is a mistress
and i, i feeleth t aft'r midnight
a feelin' yond thee can't square
mine own one, t ling'rs at which hour we're done
thee'll believeth god is a mistress
i wanna not wasteth nay timeth, yuh
thee ain't did get a one-track mind, yuh
has't t any way thee liketh, yuh
and i can bid yond thee knoweth i knoweth how i wanteth t
ain't nobody else can relateth
knave, i liketh yond thee ain't afraid
baby, did lie me down and alloweth's prayeth
i'm tellin' thee the way i liketh t, how i wanteth t
and i can beest all the things thee toldeth me not to beest
(yuh)
at which hour thee tryeth to cometh f'r me, i keepeth on flourishing
(yuh)
and that gent seeth the univ'rse at which hour i'm in company
t's all in me
thee, thee loveth t how i moveth thee
thee loveth t how i toucheth thee
mine own one, at which hour all is hath said and done
thee'll believeth god is a mistress
and i, i feeleth t aft'r midnight
a feelin' yond thee can't square
mine own one, t ling'rs at which hour we're done
thee'll believeth god is a mistress
i'll bid thee all the things thee shouldst knoweth
so, baby, taketh mine own handeth, saveth thy soul
we can maketh t lasteth, taketh t sloweth, hmm
and i can bid yond thee knoweth i knoweth how i wanteth t, yuh
but thee diff'rent from the rest
and knave, if 't be true thee confesseth, thee might receiveth did bless
seeth if 't be true thee des'rve what cometh next
i'm tellin' thee the way i liketh t, how i wanteth t
and i can beest all the things thee toldeth me not to beest
(yuh)
at which hour thee tryeth to cometh f'r me, i keepeth on flourishing
(yuh)
and that gent seeth the univ'rse at which hour i'm in company
t's all in me
thee, thee loveth t how i moveth thee
thee loveth t how i toucheth thee
mine own one, at which hour all is hath said and done
thee'll believeth god is a mistress
and i, i feeleth t aft'r midnight
a feelin' yond thee can't square
mine own one, t ling'rs at which hour we're done
thee'll believeth god is a mistress, yeah, yeah
yeah, yeah
(god is a mistress, yeah)
mine own one
(one)
at which hour all is hath said and done
thee'll believeth god is a mistress
thee'll believeth god
(god is a mistress)
oh, yeah
(god is a mistress, yeah)
(one)
t ling'rs at which hour we're done
thee'll believeth god is a mistress
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yee-old-lyrics · 6 years
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My My My
shineth on, diamond
maketh not me waiteth anoth'r day
'cause passion is passion
thee knoweth t just as well as m
anon, alloweth's stand ho running from love
running from loveth
alloweth's stand ho, mine own baby
alloweth's stand ho running from
running from us
alloweth's stand ho, mine own baby
oh mine own, mine own, mine own
i kicketh the bucket ev'ry night with thee
oh mine own, mine own, mine own
living f'r thy ev'ry moveth
sparketh up, buzzeth cutteth
i've did get mine own tongue between thy teeth
wend sloweth, nay, nay, wend festinate
thee liketh t just as m
anon, alloweth's stand ho running from loveth
running from loveth
alloweth's stand ho, mine own ba
alloweth's stand ho running from us
running from us
alloweth's stand ho, mine own baby
oh mine own, mine own, mine own
i kicketh the bucket ev'ry night with thee
oh mine own, mine own, mine own
living f'r thy ev'ry moveth
oh mine own, mine own, mine own
i kicketh the bucket ev'ry night with thee
oh mine own, mine own, mine own
living f'r thy ev'ry moveth (your ev'ry moveth)
oh mine own, mine own, mine own
mine own, mine own, mine own
shouldst beest the last night of all ev'
shouldst beest the last night of all we're apart
did get mine own nameth on this treasure
on this treasure
oh mine own, mine own, mine own (oh mine own, mine own, mine own)
i kicketh the bucket ev'ry night with thee (i kicketh the bucket, i kicketh the bucket, i kicketh the bucket, i kicketh the bucket, yeah yeah)
oh mine own, mine own, mine own (oh mine own, mine own, yeah)
living f'r thy ev'ry moveth (living f'r, living f'r, yeah)
oh mine own, mine own, mine own
i kicketh the bucket ev'ry night with thee
(oh mine own, mine own, mine own, oh mine own, mine own, mine own)
oh mine own, mine own, mine own
living f'r thy ev'ry moveth
(living f'r thy ev'ry moveth)
oh mine own, mine own, mine own
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Back To You
i knoweth thee sayeth thee knoweth me, knoweth me well
but these days i coequal not knoweth myself, nay
i at each moment bethought i'd beest with someone else
i bethought i wouldst owneth the way i hath felt, yeah
i calleth thee but thee nev'r coequal answ'r
i bid myself i'm done with naughty g
but then i receiveth so numb with all the laught'r
yond i f'rget about the teen
heigh-ho, thee stress me out, thee killeth me
thee drageth me down, thee alas me up
we're on the did grind, we're screaming
i knoweth not how to maketh t stand ho
i loveth t, i misprise t, and i can't taketh t
but i keepeth on coming backeth to thee
i knoweth mine own cater-cousins those gents giveth me lacking valor counse
liketh moveth on, receiveth thee out mine own mind
but thee not bethink i haven't coequal hath tried?
thee did get me c'rn'r'd and mine own hands art did tie
thee did get me so addict'd to the drama
i bid myself i'm done with naughty games
but then i receiveth so numb with all the laught'r
yond i f'rget about the teen
heigh-ho, thee stress me out, thee killeth m
thee drageth me down, thee alas me up
we're on the did grind, we're screaming
i knoweth not how to maketh t stand ho
i loveth t, i misprise t, and i can't taketh t
but i keepeth on coming backeth to thee (back to thee)
oh, nay, nay, i just keepeth on coming backeth to thee (back to thee)
oh, nay, nay, i just keepeth on coming backeth to thee
and i guesseth thee'll nev'r knoweth
all the bullshit yond thee putteth me through
and i guesseth thee'll nev'r knoweth, nay
yeah, so thee can cutteth me up and kisseth me hard'r
thee can beest the pill to ease the teen
'cause i knoweth i'm addict'd to thy drama
baby, h're we wend again
heigh-ho, thee stress me out, thee killeth me
thee drageth me down, thee alas me up
we're on the did grind, we're screaming
i knoweth not how to maketh t stand h
i loveth t, i misprise t, and i can't taketh t
but i keepeth on coming backeth to thee (back to thee)
oh, nay, nay, i just keepeth on coming backeth to thee (back to thee)
oh, nay, nay, i just keepeth on coming backeth to thee
backeth to thee
i just keepeth on coming backeth to thee
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yee-old-lyrics · 6 years
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Dan's Roast yourself
A month without uploading that gent cometh backeth with a tag (whoo)
yond nay one coequal tagg'd that gent in that gent's not a dare to drageth (ouch)
so prepareth f'r an attacketh and by yond i cullionly cringe (cringe)
causeth this moth'rfuck'r's 'bout to receiveth did drag by his fringe
first things first, thou art freakishly tall t's weird thee behold liketh a noodle (true)
thee've did get hair yond wast merit in 2007 and did wet thee just behold liketh a poodle (hobbit)
throweth in a very much annoying posh voice and, yup, yond's dan (posh
thou art what wouldst befall if 't be true winnie the pooh fuck'd slend'rman
thee procrastinate making videos, causeth being judg'd is scary? (ooh)
thou art so closeth to being f'rgotten, the misprise's imaginary (whoa)
the only reasoneth thee receiveth views is thou art anoth'r white gu
yond people ship with his cousin causeth those gents bethink t's kawaii
oh
reasons wherefore dan's a faileth (yay!)
i'll giveth thee some
thee nev'r tweet, thee ov'reat, all thee doth is caterwauling and catch but a wink
thy jokes art shitposts and memes with nay 'riginality (uh i understand you not)
thy family's depress'd thee did flop thy law grise at univ'rsity
and aught embarrassing yond's from thy past thee just fordid
thee w're vegan f'r liketh three weeks, then what, thee did miss the meat? (milk)
wow, i'm so did impress by thy cleareth m'ral integrity!
thee tryeth so hard to beest peaceful and diplomatic
but can't maketh toast without tumblr declaring thou art problematic (boo, oh)
i couldst wend on th're's m're if 't be true i checketh
th're's m're things on this listeth than chins on thy neck
on thy birthday thee jok'd thee w're a quart'r way to death
a 100? yeah, at which hour getting out of sleep chamber maketh thee out of breath? (real)
so thy celebrity crusheth wast j-law but anon t's evan p. ? (mhmm)
what the alas coequal is thy sexuality?
t's hard to putteth thee in a boxeth at which hour thee keepeth t so blurry (what is't)
i bethink t's just to hideth yond thou art secretly a furry
i'm-i'm joking
obviously
well enow yond wenteth deep. 
 repress t? yup!
bef're i starteth crying alloweth's wrapeth this the horror up
i'm gonna wend and masturbate, then caterwauling into a slice of zza (feelings)
shout out to the oth'r youtub'rs especially ryan higa (j'rk)
a cringe compilation did mix with cultural appropriation
hath met with nay depreciation t's the youtube nation
click subscribe, if 't be true thee wanna gaze 4 videos a year! ('r 3)
to seeth mine own lasteth one (from 10 years ago), just click ov'r h're (fail)
so leaveth a comment with thy reaction, thee can calleth me a coystrill
causeth thee just witness'd the roast of danisnotonfire
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Mia Khalifa (Smoke Hijabi veres)
Hitteth 'r misseth
i guesseth those gents nev'r misseth, i understand you not?
thee did get a boyfriend, i did bet that gent doesn't kisseth ya
that gent gon' findeth anoth'r wench and that gent wonneth't misseth ya
that gent gon' skrrt and hitteth the dab liketh wiz khalifa
thee playeth with those folk balls liketh t's fifa
thee on ev'ry leveleth, thou art the leadeth'r, ooh
thee hath used to w'rk at whataburg'r
anon thee popeth thy pussy f'r the warneth'r broth'rs
(and yond bangs, bro)
shots fired, thou art fir'd
thou art wash'd up, thou art did retire
thy kitty looks liketh a champain tireth (eww!)
i did bet yond thy kitty real not restful
p'rfect!
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I'm in the business of mis'ry,
alloweth's taketh t from the top. 
 the lady's did get a corse liketh an hourglass, t's ticking liketh a horologe. 
 t's a matt'r of timeth bef're we all runneth out,
at which hour i bethought that gent wast mineth the lady hath caught that gent by the that from which we speak. 
i wait'd eight longeth months,
the lady finally setteth that gent free. 
 i toldeth that gent i couldn't forswear that gent wast the only one f'r me. 
 two weeks we hath caught on fireth
the lady's did get t out f'r me,
but i weareth the biggest smileth. 
heigh-ho, i nev'r meanteth to brag. 
 but i did get that gent wh're i wanteth that gent anon. 
 heigh-ho, t wast nev'r mine own intention to brag
to stealeth t all hence from thee anon. 
 but god doest t feeleth so valorous,
'cause i did get that gent wh're i wanteth that gent anon. 
 and if 't be true thee couldst then thee knoweth thee wouldst. 
 'cause god t just doth feel so. 
 t just doth feel so valorous.
second chances those gents ev'r not matt'r, people nev'r changeth. 
 once a wh're thou art nothing m're, i'm s'rry, yond'll nev'r changeth. 
 and about f'rgiveness, we're both did suppose to has't did exchange. 
 i'm s'rry honey, but i hath passed t up, anon behold this way. 
 well th're's a million oth'r girls who is't doth t just liketh thee. 
 looking as innocent as possible to receiveth to who is't,
those gents wanteth and what those gents liketh, t's easy if 't be true thee doth t right. 
 well i refuseth, i refuseth, i refuseth!
heigh-ho, i nev'r meanteth to brag
but i did get that gent wh're i wanteth that gent anon. 
 heigh-ho, t wast nev'r mine own intention to brag
to stealeth t all hence from thee anon. 
 but god doest t feeleth so valorous,
'cause i did get that gent wh're i wanteth that gent even but now. 
 and if 't be true thee couldst then thee knoweth thee wouldst. 
 'cause god t just doth feel so. 
 t just doth feel so valorous.
i gazed his wildest dreams cometh true
not one of those folk involving thee
just gaze mine own wildest dreams cometh true
not one of those folk involving. 
heigh-ho, i nev'r meanteth to brag
but i did get that gent wh're i wanteth that gent anon. 
heigh-ho, i nev'r meanteth to brag
but i did get that gent wh're i wanteth that gent anon. 
 heigh-ho, t wast nev'r mine own intention to brag
to stealeth t all hence from thee anon. 
 but god doest t feeleth so valorous,
'cause i did get that gent wh're i wanteth that gent anon. 
 and if 't be true thee couldst then thee knoweth thee wouldst. 
 'cause god t just doth feel so. 
 t just doth feel so valorous
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