#slutty lizard

[shapelytimber]

This is kind of a our man bashir swap au vaguely inspired by this post (by @elemental-queen-writes ), but I thought that Kira would make a good Pussy Galore and she deserves a group of 'flying pussies' on top of the sick lesbian fit :3c and Garak looks good in pink <3

So good in fact I rendered the last panel and made it a print :)) if your interested it's up on my Inprint [LINK]

PS : for this comic I watched parts of the movie Goldfinger (not *the* atrocious scene, I spared myself) to better know the character pussy galore... And she's doing queen shit tbh but omg this movie looks so fucking boring and I hate Bond so much (and it's saying something coming from someone who watches shitty Hammer movies for fun)

#once a year I draw a pin up Garak #I guess this is what I'm doing with my life rn <3 #slutty lizard #deep space nine #ds9 #elim garak #garashir #kira nerys #odo #julian bashir #our man bashir #star trek #pussy galore #art #my art #fanart #digital art #prints #comics #comic page #illustration #cw guns

[lesboficfanatic]

Garak: I will kill for you

Bashir: thanks but I’m good

Garak:

Garak: please let me kill for you

#As a treat #garak #bashir #garashir #i love these two so much #immoral little slutty lizard #And his bimbo boyfriend

[milk--lizard]

The most “femme” outfit I’ve worn in a while 🫣

#a mutual said slutty waist masc and I love that #milk—lizard #self #myself #apperance #my face #hi

[howverychaotic]

elim garak would seductively invite Julian under his heat lamp

#DS9 #Garak #Garashir #Elim garak #Julian Bashir #Slutty little lizard #They're gay your honour #He's a fucking reptile of course he has a heat lamp #Cardassians are exothermic

[tailorvizsla]

When you real-marry your fake-husband and he’s a really hot Krill bad boy 😌😌😌

Work in progress, Procreate 2023

#the Orville #m!oc x f!oc #krill x human #tailors art #hot space lizard husband with a slutty little waist #arranged(ish) marriage trope #the Orville fan art

[cringelock]

really hoping that since everyone is feeling the david tennant love right now that a lot more people start talking about his performance as benedick in much ado about nothing bc every time i think of it i start giggling and kicking my feet

#his chemistry with catherine tate almost rivals his chemistry with michael sheen as well #when you’re a slutty little lizard man maybe you get on with everyone

[kurakurakura99]

I really wish I had screenshots of that one /x/ post where a dude claimed he went into a trance and built an idol out of the snow. it was this kinda unnerving figure, sitting in lotus position with a saurian head and shit. Like 75% of the thread wanted OP to FUCK this thing. They were begging for it. FUCK THE SNOW IDOL OP. and you know what I don't know exactly what went on but he posted a picture of the same figure but with a hole dug out of it, a crudely improvised neovagina if you would. And the next pictures, I shit you not, there was blood in the hole and OP just stopped posting. I think this was like 4 years ago? the thread lives rent free in my mind, not really the wildest thing I've seen on that board but definitely my favorite

#FUCK THE FALSE IDOL OP #what would I even tag this #slutty lizard gods in your area #I feel like tagging this 4chan would bring. the wrong kinda eyes to my post. #cursed #yeah go with that

[princessofswordsart]

everyone's favorite tyrant lizard showing off his slutty neck.

#gul dukat #cardassians #cardassian #ds9

[shapelytimber]

Ok I really liked slutty cowboy Garak, so I’m posting it on it’s own x) (art inspired by this post)

And the process ! (+ alt version with a tail)

#slutty lizard #deep space nine #ds9 #elim garak #garak #garashir #cowboy au #star trek #art #my art #Fanart #digital art

[reysdriver]

The Sailor & The Mermaid | S.H.

You show Steve all the options you have for a Halloween couples costume — steve x fem!reader fluff

warnings: sexual-ish references

words: 0.8k

a/n: is it too early to post halloween related stuff? nah

You had even invited Steve over under the pretenses of you showing him Halloween costumes for a party with your all friends at the end of the month, but he had never really thought that was your main objective. He was wrong. 

As soon as he knocked on the door, you had pulled him inside and sat him down on the couch. He still was under the impression you were using codes to get him into your pants—as if you need that—so his smile fell when you stood up from beside him and grabbed a pair of large, brown shopping bags. 

“I bought a bunch, but I can return any that we don’t like, okay? So don’t feel bad for saying no to any of them.” 

He already had a frown on his face. “Shouldn’t I be saying no to most of them? Why would we have more than one?”

You shook your head like it was obvious. “What if we want to do a costume change part way through the night?”

“How about I just nod like that’s something people do normally and you just start showing me the costumes?”

You just ignored his attitude because you knew it was going to change as you kept going. “So this is the first one. We can be Frankenstein and the Bride of Frankenstein!” You held up two matching costumes, the one meant for you clearly much more nice than the large ripped suit meant for him. 

“Sweetheart—”

You stopped him before he could complain. “I know what you’re going to say. ‘It’s actually Frankenstein’s Monster’, I know too, but it’s easier to say.”

“No, I was going to say I’m not putting on a bunch of green makeup for a costume. Just move on to the next one.”

You frowned to match him for just a second, then put the costumes on the arm of the recliner next to you. You reached into one of the bags and pulled out the next pair of costumes. 

“Okay, and here we have Lois Lane & Superman.”

Steve replied instantly. “Pass.”

You knew this one would be a long shot too, but you still kept trying. “If you don’t want to wear the Superman outfit, you could just wear a normal suit and be Clark Kent.”

He rolled his eyes. “And dress like my dad at a party? Double pass.”

Your shoulders slumped. You had hoped Steve would be at least a little bit receptive to the outfits you were showing him. Instead of fighting him on it, you just moved on again. 

“Okay, what about a cowboy and a cowgirl?” 

He smiled, like he thought of a joke, then you found out what he was thinking when he spoke. “Save a horse, right, babe?”

You smiled and put the costumes down on the other arm than you had put the last two. A first in your ‘yes’ pile. “So you like them?” You asked happily. 

Then Steve shook his head. “Sorry, babe. It’s just that we’re gonna stand out so much when all those nerds are dressed like lizard people or something like that.”

You reluctantly moved the clothes to the ‘no’ pile and then looked at the last costume in the paper bags. You sighed, lifting up the bag without showing him the costume yet. 

“Okay, well, Stevie, this is my last costume. I was thinking maybe you can put on your Scoops Ahoy uniform from this summer…” You ignored Steve already shaking his head at the idea of wearing that get-up again and you pulled out the costume you had for yourself. “And I can wear this. We can be a sailor and a mermaid! Please tell me you like it.”

Steve didn’t say anything, instead he just stared at the sparkly tail and shell bralette in your hands. He blinked, and you were scared it was just because he thought it was too slutty and hated it.

“You would be wearing that at the party?”  

Your head dropped slightly, and so did your voice. “Yeah, I mean, if it’s just gonna be you and our friends.”

“I love it.” He said honestly. “I’ll even wear that stupid uniform if it means you have that on all night.”

You sat next to him and pressed a giddy kiss to his cheek. “Really, Stevie?!”

He nodded and moved you to sit on his lap so he could finally do what he’s been wanting to do since you called him over. “I’ll be counting the days until Halloween.”

#steve harrington #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington x y/n #steve harrington x you #steve harrington x fem!reader #steve harrington imagine #steve harrington fluff #steve harrington oneshot #stranger things #stranger things imagine #stranger things fanfiction #halloween

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Eddie and Steve are going for a walk in the woods behind Steve’s house.

Eddie: Look, Steve, a dragon!

Steve: That's a lizard.

Eddie: Look, Steve, a bunch of vampires!

Steve: Those are mosquitoes. Let's get away from them.

Eddie: Look, Steve, a flying dinosaur!

Steve: Bird, the word you're looking for is. . .well, actually, according to Dustin, you're pretty close with that one.

Eddie: Look, Steve, a hooker moth!

Steve: *sigh* That's a butterfly.

Eddie: No, that one definitely looks a little slutty.

Steve: How the fuck can a butterfly look slutty?

Eddie: *hisses* Satan's minions.

Steve: A spider. . .you know what, I'm going to give you that one.

Steve's a realist, Eddie's a dreamer. Also, Eddie neglected to mention he got high before going on their walk.

#stranger things #eddie munson #stranger things s4 #joseph quinn #eddie stranger things #eddie munson lives #steve harrington #steddie #steve x eddie #steve harrington x eddie munson #incorrect stranger things quotes

[whoishotteranimepolls]

My observations part 2 there's been some developments

There have been some new developments in fandom behaviors and trends that have changed since my last post about this and since a lot of people have liked it, I'll give the curious people an update before I forget

I have noticed something about the Trigun fandom. I thought you all were just ride or die loyal however, if it's wolfwood holy crap! You guys give the unhinged trio a run for their money. Do you know how many times I've seen unhinged comments about his Catholic titties. And why is the Catholic part so important that it must be emphasized every time? Otherwise you all are still ride or die no matter the character. But I have found a streak of unhinged crazy that I apparently missed the first time around.

I know someone mentioned they wanted to see the Fairy Tail fandom mentioned so I will mention you. So are you alive Fairy Tail Fandom are you okay? Your characters do get requested with some frequency and some of them are pretty iconic but you guys just don't do anything except if it's Gildarts v Shanks. Because how many rematches are we on now because people like that specific matchup just so they can post the meme about Gildarts being Shanks from Temu. Otherwise characters don't do all that well. But I will say one thing. You guys are giving one piece a run for its money when it comes to cursed matchups. However, I'm sure it's a good thing. Remember people are very annoyed with that fandom on my blog

Soul Eater. What has gotten into you guys? If it's Stein the fandom is worse than the unhinged trio. Any other character? I never know what you guys will do

Fullmetal Alchemist you guys have finally exposed you're crazy! Her name is Olivier Mira Armstrong and the unhinged things said on those polls. She is now one of those characters I now question should I mark this as mature content because apparently some of you want to be stepped on by her amongst other things. Remember people I read basically everything that is put in the tags. And for those who doubt her power, as of me writing this, she's tied with Senshi in their poll.

The unhinged trio is still just as bad as ever for those who are not aware, that's the nickname I gave to Jujutsu Kaisen, Dorohedoro and Black Butler because those three fandoms collectively are just nuts. However, the unhinged trio may get a lineup change soon. So I'm going to break down the three of them since I've noticed some specific things about you guys so let's get into that

Jujutsu Kaisen I will give you one thing. You guys are creative when it comes to slutty nicknames I think that's the best way to put it. They're hilarious! I'll give you that. However, I think some of them have scarred me for life. So if you want to know why some of these slutty nicknames are getting shared in the poll reblogs it's because of you guys. But the nicknames some of them are unhinged. However, never change. Jujutsu Kaisen fandom your entertaining. If not, terrifying sometimes. However, without a doubt, this fandom belongs in the unhinged trio. You are the gold standard of the unhinged trio. Your feral unhinged madness cannot be matched by any other fandom.

Dorohedoro I'm wondering if you truly belong in the unhinged trio because I think your craziness only applies to Noi and not to the other characters. So I'm curious to see how this plays out over the next few weeks because as far as I'm aware there's only Three maybe four characters in that show Noi a blonde chick a blonde dude and a lizard. So we're going to see over the next few weeks if you all truly belong in the unhinged trio because there are some other fandoms that definitely are gunning for your position

Black Butler I also wonder if your craziness is fandom wide because you guys don't seem to care if Sebastian is in a poll, but if it's Undertaker or Grell holy crap the levels of insanity. So again, I will be testing to see if you truly are worthy of your spot in the unhinged trio

And I think the Senshi polls meme/trend has kind of died down. I haven't found a request in the inbox for a while and he has officially lost to Noi from Dorohedoro by a large margin and may lose but it'll be close to Olivier Mira Armstrong from Fullmetal Alchemist apparently we found his weakness strong, powerful women.

I hope everyone has enjoyed my second entry into my poll analysis series You can find part one here

#poll analysis #not a poll #fandom culture

[splatooshy]

tvdu headcanons

yes these are completely correct, no i do not take criticism. either compliment me and my clever thoughts or walk away.

damon

- pretends his initials stand for ‘damon fucking salvatore.’

- Humanity isn’t something Damon lacks. He ignores it sometimes, but he did that when he was human too

- shy. so PAINFULLY shy. that didn’t change until post 70s.

- fav colour is jade green.

- born in italy, then lily had multiple miscarriages over 5 years and giuseppe decided they would move to america for better prospects, and stefan was born in mf.

- giuseppe despised anything ‘foreign’, and would lock damon in the cellar when he slipped up. never mind that damon didn’t really know any english.

- named his first horse (a shetland pony) sir handsome. loved his horses. hated people, loved animals.

- bibliophile. brains over brawn.

- gets banned from new orleans every few decades. marcel HATES him. also was in nola in 1914, freya and kol both took pity on him/ befriended damon after he managed to piss off the witches AND marcel in one day.

- always had the most inconvenient crushes as a human. the first was the daughter of some middle class storekeeper when he was eight. the second was emily bennett (his secret bff) and the third was a dude with a horse when he was a teenager. stablehand/riding instructor/ young gent passing through, named sebastian. giuseppe caught the boys fooling around one day and promptly shot sebastian in the head, before beating damon within an inch of his life (WOAH I WROTE THIS SO CASUALLY). damon never fully recovered.

- finds grimoires to bring to his favourite witch at the time. often the spells are super wacky and mostly useless.

- chatty and clingy drunk.

- after augustines, physically cant sleep alone, and half the time wakes up only to realise he’s killed his bedpartner (strangling, decap., suffocation etc.)

- in the 30s, he became a professional dancer.

stefan

- fav colour is an icy, glacial blue.

- nobody knows what his first language is. His first few words were either Italian or French, but it’s not certain which one. of course, giuseppe locked damon in the cellar for that.

- first horse was sir handsome, a hand-me-down from damon. loved both people and animals, but most of all loved when damon was introducing him to the animals.

- actually the cutest little child ever. big green eyes and floppy blonde-ish hair. looked like a five-year-old until he was 13? 14? and then suddenly shot up really quick.

- bull in a china shop. brawn over brains.

- the ‘ripper’ was created by lexi. she isolated and abused stefan, manipulating him into whatever she wanted.

- chronic migraine sufferer.

- as a human, he physically could not eat when nervous, which just so happened to be 80% of the time.

- rarely gets drunk but is a very outgoing and slutty drunk.

- lizard brain blood lusty ripper stefan only speaks italian.

- model aeroplane / train / car kind of guy.

- tumbled down into a well twice as a human.

- built the engine for the first automobile, passed it onto henry ford.

enzo

- likes the challenge of getting his way without resorting to compulsion (which is cheating.)

- has the stickiest fingers. he didn’t become a little street urchin in london without picking up some skills.

- turned by jack the ripper in 1888. approached him mid-murder.

- physically incapable of hating damon. and believe me, he’s tried.

- after augustines, physically cant sleep alone, and half the time wakes up only to realise he’s killed his bedpartner (strangling, decap., suffocation etc.)

klaus

- went to college a few times to study art. ended up stabbing the teacher [with a paintbrush] because they critiqued his work.

- was tsar nicholas 2 as a joke, purposely ended the dynasty.

elijah

- slipped ecstasy into klaus’ drink in the 80s just to see what would happen.

rebekah

- had a habit of accidentally wandering as a kid.

- clairvoyant / clairsentient.

- very partial to throwing knives.

kol

- bffs with charles 2, gets knighted (inspired by that episode of parks and rec where ben and andy meet the rich british guy)

- refers to stefan as klaus’ estranged paramour

- mixes vervain and wolfsbane into joints and such to get klaus to chill the fuck out. and mixing vervain into other drugs and stuff so that they’d affect him - damon joins the operation in 1914.

- was jack the ripper in 1888, saw a man drowning in his own blood in an alleyway, just watching as kol disemboweled a prostitute, before approaching him like ‘please sir, can you spare any change?’ and kol was delighted.

- damon pissed off marcel in 1914 and kol decided at that moment they were best friends.

- BIG fan of the ottoman empire. it only collapsed because kol was daggered.

- has grimoires full of odd spells.

alaric

- owns vervain coated knuckle dusters

- basically begs damon to talk history with him.

elena

- pre-accident: queen bee and she knew it. at her core, she is self-centred and used to getting her way. this only changes with her parents’ accident, but eventually elena reverts back into her old self.

- refers to katherine as her identical grandmother

[ - bitchy stares. not even an rbf, her face is just super expressive and you can tell when she’s judging you ]

caroline

- was second to elena all her life, and elena knew how to fuel that envy of caroline’s. but then elena’s parents died and caroline was finally #1, except stefan shows up and it’s back to the elena show again.

[ - well-meaning but tone deaf ]

both elena and caroline are just those bitchy popular girls.

[ bonnie ]

[ i have so many for her but a lot are completely against canon so here’s the ones that could be ]

[ - best cheerleader on the squad // the older girls adopted her as their flyer from day 1 ]

[ - because she’s tiny, yanno? ]

[ - known as the ‘i dunno her but she seems nice’ one, the ‘quiet, seems really sweet but i think she hates me’ one and ‘elena’s minion’ ]

[ - but she’s actually more popular overall ‘cause she does all the volunteering / xtra curricular stuff with caroline and she’s not in your face about it ]

[ - has very weirdly specific daily rituals as to what she eats and when on which day (waffle wednesday), what pyjamas she wears, how her pillows are arranged, etc. ]

[ - she didn’t even notice she did all of that until she was at a sleepover and the other kid’s mum made a different breakfast to what she would usually have on that day and bonnie was like ‘hmm. i seem to be uncomfortable with this. why is that?’ but sucked it up and ate her breakfast without saying anything ]

#tvd #damon salvatore #denzo #elijah mikaelson #tvd fanfiction #bi damon salvatore #elena gilbert #stefan salvatore #caroline forbes #klaus mikaelson #enzo st. john #kol mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson #headcanon

[nihil-gaiman]

🐁what typically non-cute animal i think each papa would have🐀

tw bugs and rodents and lots of swearing (i am PASSIONATE)

primo: spiders

this old fart loves his garden and what helps his garden more than spiders. primo's cranky ass likes spiders bc they listen to his problems and carry the fuck on unlike his fratelli. bonus points if they make sick ass webs like the yellow garden spider below

secondo: pigeons

this pitbull-looking motherfucker is a giant softie who toured new york once and cried like a bitch bc primo wouldnt let him rescue a pigeon. he has a perch outside the abbey where his ass sends letters like he's from the 1800s bc he loves his birds and terzo can go fuck himself if he's going to call them flying chicken drumsticks again

terzo: tegu

yes i know. the slutty younger brother should have some sort of sensual, fluffy animal but i say NO. give that man a lizard. this shit right here is the black and white tailed tegu and it fucking looks like a goddamn metal singer but is a massive cutie patootie who loves snuggling their human. terzo feeds his chubby tegu like a baby and will not tolerate any slander against his giant lizard child

copia: rats (of course)

this wet-eyed bitch loves his rodents and makes little sweaters embroidered with all of their names. i fall into the trap of copia naming them after the different kinds of pasta bc he's a sad orphan and he stress ate pasta as child. his rats are the prettiest goddamn rodents you've ever seen and he WILL ask for their opinions on his outfits. they are more well-behaved than any child under the age of ten you've ever met bc copia has made sure they have fucking manners

papa nihil: u think that fucker can keep anything alive?

#the band ghost #ghost #ghost bc #ghumblr #ghost band #copia #papa emeritus iv #cardinal copia #papa copia #secondo #papa secondo #papa terzo #terzo #papa iii #primo #primo emeritus

[thewisecheerio]

Crow Behavior in BG3

One of the delights of BG3 is all of the random items we can collect for no other reason than that it makes us happy; it allows us to indulge in crow behavior, collecting every little knick-knack for our nest. So here are the things I've collected just because I imagine it makes the various companions happy.

Karlach: The plushie collection is currently at 22 teddy bears and 2 owl bear stuffies, and growing. Clive, her original teddy bear, deserves some friends and we're here to find them for her. Additionally, every firework we can find in the game belongs to her, because she deserves to set things on fire and launch them at people. Also, I think she would find the sparkly colors enchanting.

Karlach also has multiple types of beer on hand in her camp space, so any beer we find is saved for her so that she can enjoy herself at mealtimes. If there were a distillery with tasting in the game, we'd take her to visit it.

Artwork by @paranoodle: https://paranoodle.tumblr.com/post/729302166910779392

Astarion: Astarion tells us that he enjoys petty vanity, and yet he has one (1) set of clothes just like everyone else when he shows up. Reading the description of his default clothing lets us know that Cazador largely did not afford nice things--including basic changes of clothing--for the spawn, as his clothes have been repaired repeatedly rather than being replaced. And Astarion struggles with owning his own body and bodily autonomy, part of which is possibly entwined with feeling right in his own skin.

So the man deserves as many nice clothes as he wants now. We got delicately embroidered clothes, clothes of expensive silks, slutty clothes, modest clothes, silly clothes, serious clothes, every change of clothes we can possibly buy or steal to allow the man to engage in some vanity while he re-learns to love himself.

Gale: I have a collection of over 650 books, and it's all for him. He and Astarion (the other one reading all day at camp) surely have a book club, and Gale maintains the collection they choose from. Also, the extensive scroll collection that I refuse to sell regardless of the fact that 75% of them won't get used is for him, because he deserves as many magical tomes as we can get our hands on.

Gale has a crystal ball and telescope in his camp, suggesting that magical and scientific paraphernalia would interest him. So we loot every crystal ball, every scale, every hourglass, every conical flask and separatory funnel, and every slightly-dangerous-yet-intellectually-intriguing potion we can find so that the man can nerd out on a whim.

Finally, Gale has a little space for Tara in his camp consisting of a pillow, a bowl, and a ball; when we find toys and supplies for animals, we keep them around in case he wants them for Tara.

Artwork by Konbu: https://konbu.artstation.com/projects/39Dzmv

Lae'zel: Weapons and armor, in comical quantities. Lae'zel spends all day grinding weapons at camp, so she deserves some nice greatswords and axes to grind (hah hah). We've also sourced every variety of armor we can possibly find in the game, just to allow her to play with and admire the workmanship of different types of craft. As someone with a strong interest in warfare, it seems only fair to give her new toys in the form of a wide variety of finely-crafted armor. Nevermind that we won't use the majority of them; that's not the point. The point is to make the lizard lady happy.

Lae'zel's camp has a bunch of stuffed hunting trophies. So if we could loot the stuffed heads we find or make some out of our various enemy encounters, we would. She deserves a hunting trophy collection larger than Gaston's. Screenshot by @arrenkae: https://arrenkae.tumblr.com/post/724752445632282624/companions-and-their-tents

Wyll: The man deserves access to the finest of wines. He's normally sipping something at camp from a fine-looking goblet, and we're here to provide the finest of drinks. The drinking horns you can find are for him, just to spice things up so that he's not using the same goblet every time.

We also loot every type of food. Yes, we could buy boring camp supply sacks from various merchants, but then how is he supposed to make appropriate pairings with his wine? No, friends: we collect as large a collection of treats as possible so that he can make a charcuterie board of delights whenever he wants.

Wyll's camp includes a quill and ink set, which suggests he likes to write or draw. So those quill and ink sets we find all over Faerun are for him. (On that note, he's probably also the one making the occasional portrait of the vain elf, since Astarion can't see himself in mirrors and would probably love a picture of what he looks like instead.) It's likely that if the inking set is for writing, he's sharing the books in Gale's collection as inspiration for his own writing. He might even join the book club.

And finally, the Blade of Frontiers deserves a nice rapier collection. Maybe Lae'zel even helps him maintain them in top shape.

Shadowheart: Shadowheart tells us that she likes a particular flower, and you have the option of bringing one to her. So we keep some un-extracted flowers around, just for ambience for her. She also spends all day praying at camp, so we loot some clean towels when we find them so that she has something soft to kneel on in place of a prayer rug.

Shadowheart's camp includes a collection of incense and candles. Whenever we find nice incense supplies and tapers, we save them for her to relax and/or pray with.

Artwork by @astrariem: https://www.tumblr.com/astrariem/728597416023080960

Halsin: Halsin tells us that he likes to whittle, and especially whittling animals. Any time we find a finely carved or manufactured object, we loot it for him as inspiration. The toad teapots in Ethels' cottage? A gift for the artistic druid man. The finely carved idols? For him. The delicately crafted music boxes? For Halsin. The slightly-suspicious-yet-well-made Whispering Masks? Also for him.

Halsin's lab is filled with all sorts of strangely preserved curiosities. So whenever we loot bottled blooms and anomalous coral and various seashells, it's so that he can have a curiosity collection away from home. The large bottles we collect en masse are so that he has the option of bottling his own curiosities. His camp has a mortar and pestle, so we take different iterations of those, too, to help with his preservation endeavors. He deserves to have access to a regular one and a silver one and a gold one, just for variety's sake. Artwork by Jackomoria: https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/16arqzc/halsin_and_his_ducks/ or https://www.artstation.com/artwork/PXBAwn

Jaheira: All the jewelry is for her. When we enter her hideout in Act 3, we find a beautiful necklace left by her partner, which suggests that she enjoys jewelry (or someone who knew her well thinks she does). She's even wearing a big ol' necklace in her default outfit. So the rings and the necklaces in number too many to use are all for her. The other thing of note we find in her hideout is a collection of stunning scimitars, which are her chosen weapon. So among the weapon collection that Lae'zel maintains are an extensive number of scimitars, which otherwise belong exclusively to Jaheira. Jaheira's camp has a bunch of "parent-ware", by which I mean she has stuff for cooking and cleaning and generally taking care of others. She also has a thousand children. Given how exhausting it is taking care of others, I think she deserves some time to herself. We take her to the perfume shop in Rivington, and we loot fine soaps and linens for her to relax with. The jewelry is also part of allowing her to spoil herself a bit.

Minsc: Minsc's camp site is pretty barren; as a ranger, he's likely accustomed to a fairly Spartan existence on the road. Boo seems to be his only (regular) companion. So the animal companions in camp are for him and him alone. Boo needs some friends, and so does Minsc. Scratch and the owlbear cub probably sleep at the foot of his bed regularly; in Elfsong, the owlbear sets themself up directly across from Minsc and I refuse to believe that is on accident.

Minthara: I haven't recruited her, so feel free to make suggestions. ;) But from pictures of her camp tent alone, I would think some things she might miss from the Underdark would be welcome. A few varieties of mushrooms and crystalline formations to remind her of home probably wouldn't go amiss.

The Dark Urge: Skulls. We have a collection of over 75 emotional support skulls in a variety of shapes and sizes for this precious little Bhaal-babe.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #karlach #wyll ravengard #shadowheart #lae'zel #gale dekarios #astarion #minthara #minsc #jaheira #halsin #durge #the dark urge #bg3 spoilers

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PT. 2 of sally face as random quotes from my school's quote book bc yall liked the last one!

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Mrs. Packerton: "Yall used to get eaten a lot"

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Ashley: "...how tall are you?"

Sal: "5'2"

Ashley: "no, Larry"

Larry, high as girraffe balls: "uhh... 4'5.5"

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Todd, baffledly yelling: "FLO-IDA???"

Larry: "WELL I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS AN R IN THERE!"

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Mrs. Packerton: "size doesn't matter. Why are yall laughing? What!? Size doesn't matter!"

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Gizmo: "my fursona is a racoon."

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Todd, talking to Larry during a robotics project: "we're gay, you're stupid, this is not a winning team to make it go straight!"

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Sal: "you know that long underwear that looks like pants?"

Larry: "no."

Ash: "absolutely not."

Todd: "the fucking what?"

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Sal: "because those are the only strowls- only strowls. 🤦. *in a british accent* oNlY sTrOwLs I hAvE mAtE"

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Neil, helping someone do math homework: "so the 5th property is ASS, which is not a good thing in geometry... or to say in school!"

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Ash: "where are the rest of my ducks?"

Sal: "idk but a bee was after my shit so I ran"

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Larry, once again high as the Burj Khalifa : *points at robot* "this looks a lot similar to a robot"

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Travis: "I punched my computer with my hand"

Sal: "with your hand?"

Travis: "yeah it was with my hand"

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Todd, talking to himself: "AT&T is one, no wait thats a bank... no wait BBT is the bank!"

Neil: "...are you debating yourself on internet providers?"

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Larry: "I'll write a song called shady and sus"

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Todd: "we treat all triangles equally in this room! They may not all be right, but we love them"

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Chug, reading Sal's medicine bottle: "depression lizard?"

Sal: "bitch- DEPERSONILIZATION???"

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(This one breaks the 4th wall a little)

Sal & the gang, scrolling through fanart of themselves: "...that went from depressing to slutty really quickly"

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Lisa, talking about Larry: "he said he had a gyatt skibidi toilet... I don't know what that means"

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Travis: "oh yeah 'cause adam and eve were totally saying frick in the biblical days."

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Ash: "lets sing kumbaya, Travis is gay for Sal and Sal is gay for Travis"

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Larry, trying to be nice to Travis during a movie: "Shut the fuck up and enjoy it"

Travis: "I am enjoying it!"

Larry: Ok so do the first part and shut the fuck up!"

#sally face incorrect quotes #sally face #larry johnson #ashley campbell #travis phelps #chug cohen #sal fisher #sallyfacevideogame