#slider is like

[29625]

Old Slimav playing ACNH during quarantine be like

Slider: Look Mav, I built an open bakery in my rose garden! Oh, Dotty is giving me a peach? What a nice little girl she is! <3

Maverick: Yeah hang on a second baby, I’m building a death trap for Brad and Ice ‘cause the last time we played together they pushed me to a pitfall and tortured me with nets until I figured out how to escape

#slimav #ron slider kerner #top gun 1986 #top gun maverick #slider x maverick #top gun fanfiction #pete maverick mitchell #ice is alive in this one #I can only imagine slider being a soft old man playing in a garden #while I can only imagine Mav treating ACNH like a competitive assault game #Ice is somewhere in between and Brad hasn’t recovered from the time Mav rooted his outdoor storage #or the time he ran around in circles just to bother him while fishing #slider is like #well they are nice in my island aren’t they? #established slimav be like

[wearerandomlyyours]

Mav: It's a moo point.

Ice: ....a what?

Mav: You know, a moo point!

Mav: It doesn't matter, like a cow's opinion.

Mav: It's moo.

Ice: *long pause*

Ice: *turns to Slider* Have I been living with him for too long, or did that just make sense?

#icemav #top gun #top gun maverick #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #incorrect top gun quotes #incorrect quotes #ron slider kerner #source: friends #dont like the show but it has some fun quotes

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo getting hit with a truth curse but instead of forcing him to admit to super sad or worrying things it’s things like “it was me who broke the remote” “I saw Mikey prank Donnie and helped hide it because it’s way funnier if he didn’t know who it was” “I rip my clothes to look more like Raph’s because he’s really cool” “my stripes aren’t even red they’re pink!”

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #plot twist he COULD be admitting angsty stuff but he’s pushing the less oof truths forward instead on purpose #raph: hey leo what do you want for dinner #leo: *about to bare his soul on all his internal torment but pivots* I’m afraid of snakes #(no but fr Leo’s stripes being technically more pink instead of red is cute ngl) #(a very reddish pink to the point that in certain lighting it looks red but at the base they’re p pink) #(i also am very fond of the idea that Leo doesn’t just have questionable taste in fashion he also just loves Raph a lot and looks up to him) #but yeah I think that something like this would be 99% Leo admitting to unimportant things or admitting to how much he values everyone #like they all KNOW Leo loves them and he’s talked them up enough for them to know but it’s different when he’s like #‘I just wanna read my comics with you guys around - it’s my favorite place to be’ #or again just random bs that doesn’t REALLY have a lot of weight like #‘I like using my portals to prank random people around the world’ #‘I’m worried about being a bad influence on hueso jr’ #‘sometimes I kinda wanna see hypno’s plans succeed’ #‘it’s been way too long since I found this out and honestly it’s embarrassing but I actually don’t have a di-‘ #SORRY COULDNT HELP MYSELF #(<-but did u know that that pink rather than red observation actually ties into this headcanon as well if u know about red eared sliders)

[unspecifiedfigure]

those shorts aren’t regulation length soap…..

#anyways let me dress him like a barbie doll #gaz you’re next sweetie get ready #cod #cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #it’s implied with the second part of this but i don’t want to include it in this because it would be ugly #actually tumblr might have a slider feature #i’m not crazy let me check #yeah no nevermind #anyways #my art

[duckuwu]

This is obviously a lil bit geared towards those who were alive and watching tv in the 90s, but youngins who've found their way into these shows, feel free to chime in. I was just thinking that most of us had a singular show that was OURS back then, even if we might've watched the others. Which one did you fandom the hardest / would you have fandomed the hardest?

#xena #the x files #btvs #farscape #stargate #star trek #poll #love that i forgot charmed but included sliders sorry witches #but also these definitely were the MAINS #except for the whole sliders and charmed thing smh me #not that anyone is going to check these tags at this point but: #this poll was meant to encompass that moment in time where we had these big fandomable shows AND the internet was just hitting public homes #this also wasnt meant to exclude fandom elders. i definitely remember my cousin and i watching The A Team and how he was so into it #it's just that like...these were the Mains at a specific point in time #and if y'all can't see / acknowledge that then this poll definitely wasn't meant for you #at some point during this point in time you watched at least ONE of these and it felt like home. that's what this poll is about

[infelicet]

(the truth about going to school with your hyung)

#will i stop terrorizing you all with this long ass posts? i'll think about it #also the way i'm playing with these sliders is like... you know what colour i like? blue. he'd crush this look also in blue #text formatting intentional. read between the lines #hwang hyunjin #skz #stray kids #kpopccc #dancerachasource #usertsu #uservasya #melontrack #usermoonjuice #userjinnie #bystay #createskz #.gifs #.500

[bug-eatr]

trend going around on twitter right now to draw 2 of your comfort character s like this ☺️

#artists on tumblr #artwork #digital art #mob psycho #sketch #art #mp100 #shigeo kageyama #animal crossing #animal crosing new horizons #kk slider #acnh #i like posting on tumblr its like a treat #like i dont have to wrooy abt gay stuff like oohh i didnt pos t for a year im gonna flop #i just flop or i dont and someone says something nice to me in a tag in like 9 months from now #🔥

[s0fti3w1tch]

When did his baby blue get so far from reach?

#buwan's art #my art #splinter rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt fanart #originally was gonna write this down in a fic but decided to draw it out instead #this has been sizzling in my brain for the past 2 months and I decided to spend like 8 hours finishing this #I hc that Leo happy chirps— all the turtles can make turtle noises #these are for different reasons than IRL turtles due to #well the whole half human mutant thing n stuff #if your redeared slider is chirping- make sure they're not sick and their tank's the right temp #edit: made a sequel :) #link in the replies

[unpretty]

i really do my best with literary fiction but the problem is that they keep sneaking edutainment in there but there's not like, a blacklistable tag for that, that tells me i don't actually want to read this and would be better off reading nonfiction on the covered topics. i'm sure this seems like a specific complaint but it's happened like three times in the last year and i only managed to finish one of them.

like does this book actually have queer representation in a way that will make me feel seen, or will this book have a part where the main character seems to look at the straight person they're expecting to exist beyond the fourth wall in order to teach them about stonewall or whatever. are they going to start 'as you know bob'-ing actual history at me. why does this keep happening. do the writers actually want to do the fiction equivalent of those youtube channels that just read wikipedia articles, or can i blame bad editors to make myself feel better

#original #this probably explains a lot about my 'no middle sliders' stance on books #i guess blackouts SORT of did something like this but in that case it felt really natural and flowed with the core conceit #so i'm not including it in this complaint of mine #if they were all like that i would be fine with it #even though between you and me blackouts was REALLY hard to read on a kindle. read that one in print imho.

[pollyna]

After, after, they gave his name to a carrier. The Navy never received so many votes for a single name, but she is brand new, shiny, and bigger than the other carrier. They say it is a she, but they call it USS Thomas J. Kazansky because no other name would fit.

Slider serves on in it the his last few years before retirement, Bradley is there more than he's not and Mav doesn't want to hear that name, see it or even imagine what it looks like. Sarah goes to the launch, and Mav spends the night hugging Tom's pillow and desperately trying to remember the feeling of his husband's arms around him.

#there's this whole concept in my head of mav never resenting the navy for what happened to him but the moment they name a boat after tom? #it's like the dime is open and it can't be stopped #it's a bit of a messy thing to explain but it leaves mav angry and sad and he can't think about it existing anywhere with tom's name on it #i could elaborate #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #icemav #ron slider kerner #bradley rooster bradshaw #post top gun maverick

[wearerandomlyyours]

Headcanon that Ice grew up rich and because he grew up rich he didn't know SHIT about housekeeping type chores until he made it into the military, and then it was a crash course on how to do laundry, general cleaning, and cooking. Slider fondly remembers the time he had to gently explain that no, Ice, you can't use regular dish soap in a dishwasher. Yes, the bubble river will happen every time you do. No, it won't hurt anything but if I get a goddamned nickname for sliding half down the hallway on your soap spill I'll make sure you get a worse one.

Maverick, on the other hand, grew up bouncing around the foster system. He learned early and learned fast; general chores were spread out amongst the foster kids and you had to do your chore or you would get in trouble. Once he aged out he had all the skills but the years living alone before he met Goose meant he had practically turned them into an art form, something Goose greatly appreciated when they were stateside.

Between the two of them, everyone always assumes that Ice is the homemaker and Mav is a domestic disaster, but its actually the complete opposite. Ice was ready to propose the first time Mav cooked for him, while Mav as officially banned Ice from laundry duty after one too many loads of whites got dyed pink.

#icemav #top gun #top gun maverick #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #ron slider kerner #nick goose bradshaw #ice jokes that mav is the wife in their relationship #mav acts like he's insulted but secretly loves taking care of ice #ice: happy wife happy life! #some rando: you're married to a man? #ice: *thousand yard stare* happy wife happy life.

[evergreen-femme]

more games where u can make ur PC a beautiful clocky trans girl please

#bg3 #they really should’ve added a musculature slider tho like why does my 8 str sorcerer look so buff

[kwillow]

Started this back in February when it was more topical but... I suppose no time is a good time for romance as far as Theo is concerned.

#doing a meme like the old deviantart days #good for the soul #theo #my draws #amaranthine #technically #i could ramble on about some of the choices here but perhaps it'd be best to let it speak for itself #also i think that's supposed to say “physical touch” but i couldn't find a font that matches to correct it #so my neurotic self had to leave the author's typo for the sake of aesthetic coherency #ok one piece of commentary: brain problems + highly repressed upbringing = where i put theo on the kinky slider. it had to be there #you should think less '50 shades' and more '50 year old guys waxing poetic about quicksand scenes in old adventure films' for that one #he's not a quicksand guy. but that's the vibe.

[get-along-little-khornedoggie]

blood for the blood god and all that

#technoblade #c!techno #sorry to any warhammer 40k fans misled by my name this is the only blood god in whomst i trust 🙏 #i like to move the slider for 'size of reading glasses' all the way down and the one for 'fluffiness' all the way up #someday i will get good #furry artists give me ur wisdom #/trains for another hundred years

[shapeshiftinterest]

isabelle took charge of the festival preparations so redd and tom could prepare kk slider's stage

tom's excited to see kk slider

redd just really wants to hold hands

redd: i wanna hold his paw so bad

#art mine #2023 art mine #digital art #shapeshiftinterest #games #animal crossing #redd #tom nook #reddnook #LGBTQA #isabelle #kk slider #tanuki #kitsune #animals #they're in love ur honor #or maybe it's a one sided crush on redd's end #or they're together and redd wants to go on a date and play hooky but tom's more focused on kk lol #making the background was a bitch cuz i don't do those often #also i've had bad creative block for like almost 2-3 months now

[arctic-bookclub]

something about how phil has missa’s volume turned up because of the time missa was playing on a laptop at a hotel with a low volume mic, something about how despite his mic being normal now phil hasn’t turned his volume down not even one bit despite always changing everyone else’s volumes when needed, something about how regardless of how many people are in the room missa is always the loudest in phil’s pov, always the easiest to hear, something about how you can always hear missa over everyone else from phil’s pov, something about how that doesn’t bother phil in the slightest, something about this never being aknowledged by phil and something about it not needing to be, for it’s how it’s supposed to be

#qsmp #death duo #deathduo #qsmp philza #qsmp missa #pissa #every time phil and missa are in the same room with others #you can always hear missa over everyone else phil’s pov #in phil’s pov* #and i find it so fascinating #like it’s so obvious and i’m always surprised phil does nothing about it #he’s adjusted volumes while missa is talking and yet he never even touches missa’s volume slider #doesn’t even glance at it #like it feels purposeful almost and that drives me insane /positive #also the potential implications in character drive me insane even further #it’s like qphil sees qmissa as the persob in the room he never wants to miss a single word from #person* #he always wants to hear what he has to say over everyone else #goddd #anyway #this post was prompted by me seeing clip of the deathduo hug before they got yeeted into purgatory #and it feeling so off that missa’s ’hug me’ wasn’t loud and clear #because the clip was from missa’s pov and not phil’s #anyway ignore the typos it’s such an ungodly hour that i refuse to say it and i’m on mobile