#sitting on it like an egg

[ghouljams]

Your newest Konig post has my mind fuckin GOING. Especially that last line where he says that she has to take off her iron bracelet at some point. I imagine there comes a time where his obsessive ass is quite literally stalking Darling 24/7, day in and day out, waiting and watching for even the smallest second where she takes off her bracelet so he can scoop her up and do whatever his fucked up little heart has been craving to do with her this whole time.

Oh yeah fae!König is absolutely stalking his Darling, he's stalking her since the first moment she looks at him. You think Ghost was bad but he had an alarm on his Darling, he didn't have to stalk her too close. König has to do everything himself, so he's absolutely watching her for the moment she takes the iron off. He has his mark on her now, he's within his rights.

Not seeing König is almost worse than seeing him. You don't think he's left you alone, not with how determined he was to get close to you. You almost miss seeing him hanging around the shop, he's become such a fixture it's weird that he's just… gone. But it's good, he got the message and he's giving you space to cool off.

You lock your apartment door, check it twice, you're not really sure how to guard against whatever König is. He seems to respect the locks though. You toe your shoes off and toss your bag on your designated crap chair. You have another bouquet of half dead flowers to pin to the wall, but you'll do that later. You feel grimy, something came in the shop and you can still feel the stink that came off of it.

You pull your rings off as you walk to your room, tossing them in the bowl by your bed and flexing your fingers. You settle the rest of your bracelets in a neat pile next to them, shaking out your hands from the weight of iron. You finger the bigger cuff, thinking, and decide to take it with you for after your shower.

You wait until you're actually under the warm spray of water to let out the breath you've been holding. Wetting your hair and standing under the water, waiting for it to slough off some of the day's stress. You scratch your neck, fingers bumping the iron chain you'd picked up earlier. Fuck, this thing really didn't like water. You fumble the clasp but finally get it off, setting it with your shampoo. You take another breath.

Wet dirt.

Big hands press against the shower wall on either side of your head. Even if you hadn't seen them you'd know König in an instant. The feel of him, his eyes on you, you could never forget it. His presence is massive, you feel the edges of his mask brush against the top of your head as he leans over you, his obscura falling as he speaks.

"That was a fun game, Schatz, but it's over now," his voice is meticulous, each word weighing on you more than the last. You don't dare turn around, you just focus on keeping your breath even, your eyes steady on a crack in the tiles under the shower head. Your heart beats loud enough you think he can hear it, somewhere between fear and expectation. You've run long enough, he's finally caught you.

"König," you start, unsure where you're going.

"No," he tells you, pressing his lips to his scar on your shoulder, "don't beg, Schatz, not until I tell you to."

His hand wraps around your throat, fingers insistent under your jaw as they tip your head back. His tongue rolls over his mark, making your brain fuzzy and pliant. You know what's coming before his teeth ever touch your skin, and when they do you wail. Every one of his perfect teeth sinking in exactly where they're supposed to. He groans at the taste of your blood, and ruts his hard cock against your back. It's good. It's so good.

You press back against him as he pulls his teeth out of you, turning your head to kiss him. His mouth is dripping red, but it's yours, it's you on him. Oh my god you are- he is really messing you up.

"I have to punish you, Liebling," he murmurs, and you nod against his grip, as his other hand leaves the wall to slide across your waist and dip between your legs, "try not to enjoy this."

#the fae darlings need to form a support group or something damn #also i am not ignoring the fae!ghost ask u sent i am saving it #sitting on it like an egg #this is also where im gonna tag a couple tws #tw dubcon #tw stalking #fae!konig #cod x reader #cod x y/n #konig x you #konig modern warfare #konig x reader #konig mw2 #are we all enjoying fae!konig? are we all having fun with him? i am

[chamoemileclown]

team red egg is now real

#this guy is so stupid i think they would eat sand for fun #the file name I kept all my textures in is just “stupidfucker” because I couldn't come up with a name for this guy #also i have to make the legs like stupid long whenever I render and egg sitting its so fucking funny #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp art #qsmp eggs #qsmp purgatory #qsmp red team #qsmp team bolas #qsmp team red #bolas rojas #team bolas

[0ann3]

So I have to draw something from my surroundings as an activity, and the reversible octopus plush was next to me-

#twisted wonderland #twst #azul ashengrotto #chibi #doodle #I still remember that I put this plush on my wishlist since I do not know what to ask for during exchange gift #It just sits either on my bed or on the desk now #So when drawing it I went 'Oh right it's an octopus- #And you know who else is an octopus? Azul' #And then this happened KAJSHAKJSh #I'm so very sorry #I've drawn the octopus plushie for the 2nd time for this too #but it still looks more like an egg to me #It's probably the angle

[mailb0xbunii]

watching old vods ........ i miss my daughter guys

#buniidoodles #qsmp #wilbur soot #tallulah the egg #i Really need to sit down and make a proper qwil design sometime soon lol #llulah gets the emerald earring after phil officially adopted her #(he gave it to her awhile before then but she didn't feel like she deserved to wear it yet ☹️) #also its a clip on and chay has the other in the set

[capricioussun]

Okay I’m definitely thinking about it too much but in Toby’s sexyman fanfic, he mentions Sans’s brother entered him in the contest, and that said brother didn’t know what it was actually for. He doesn’t actually say Papyrus, and I can’t stop thinking about the fact “Sans’s brother” is never named in deltarune and the theory that deltarune Sans’s brother isn’t Papyrus and I’m definitely thinking about it too much but why does he keep shying away from saying Papyrus

#it’s not that deep it’s not that deep #Toby wouldn’t do this to us would he? would he??? #and now I’m thinking about the eggs behind tree thing again and the other theory that Gaster is Sans’s brother in dr what does it mean what #does it MEAN #sunny with clouds #H #I’m just sitting here like that Ben affleck with the cigarette pic i need to STOP

[nemurian]

@bigboobyhalo Your sacrifices have been accepted by the great Dapper. I'm so sorry but I don't think you'll be getting them back anytime soon. Or ever.

#nemart #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp eggs #personal hc that bc the eggs are dragons they Love hoarding things #it differs with the egg #But Dappers pride-of-place in his little hoard are the plushies that Bad made him of 'their family.' #Bad's sitting in an armchair trying to crochet normally and Dapper is crouched beside him like a gargoyle watching him unblinkingly like 0- #Bad only realises the downside of how much Dapper loves them when Skeppy finally meets Dapper in person and Dapper reacts like that dog- #-who saw someone dressed up as his favourite toy and just went ballistic with happiness #-Like Dapper is Smart and he Knows that oh this is my other dad #this does not stop him from going ???? HUH ?????? PLUSHIE GOT BIG ?????? And attempting to add an increasingly confused Skeppy to the hoard #However the Real problems arise when he meets Junior who not only looks just like his plushie but is also Small and Shiny. #Skeppy can simply Walk Away when Dapper is trying furiously to get him to stay still #Junior Cannot. #Badboyhalo voice Where is my baby #Dapper (who knows perfectly well that Junior is currently going ???? is a veritable mountain of blankets) 'Oh he's missing? That's crazy.' #Anyway once again I am unable to resist writing a whole damn essay in the tags #Neon i Very much hope you like the drawing I cannot get your plushies out of my head they are so cute <3333

[kicktwine]

little weirdo beast mode

#ch’ari (oc) #ffxiv #my art #zenos yae galvus #im having illustration ideas again. You know like some kind of artist? #I’m not entirely happy w it but I’m not able 2 work on it anymore… it looks better small I think #WOOH ok looking like sitting down and taking rest days and taking extra special care of my hand Works tho. Which is GOOD #stormblood #did I - not to wimpily explain my symbolism but wolf zenos hare wol #PLEASE say ‘gains’ in your head with the most gravelly serious Zenos voice. Like Egg. #the second image is referenced from a bnha manga cover! And the therapist joke is… somewhere? I tried to find the post again but can only #find a tweet that is not as popular as I swear the post was

[wiezumbeispiel]

Had an idea that was like. Well what if instead of crows glados had 3 baby porygons?? They’re kind of like birds. Kind of. Anyways all you need to know is that she loves them very much

#portal #portal 2 #glados #pokemon #porygon #they’re so cute…digital duckies #you can apparently breed porygon (with a ditto) despite them being genderless which is an oddity for these games #i had more that was going go go with this image but like ??? i don’t feel like spending more time on the idea even if it is cute #so I’ll just describe them to you: #basically atlas and p-body were sent to go find chell out on the surface #the reason being….glados cannot figure out how to hatch these eggs she’s like wtf i tried a heat lamp and everything what’s WRONG with them #chell who somehow has knowledge of pokemon says usually they’re huddled between other monsters to hatch #so she gets assigned the sitting-on-eggs job. because body heat lol #glados is super confused when they hatch she has never seen them before in her life. and her internal database has no informat #chell whips out a pokedex that tells them what a porygon is (how she got one i have no idea) #glados is thrilled about her new babies because they’re even deadlier and more dangerous than a regular burd #also yes the two of them end up taking care of the hatchlings together #also the blue one is named mr. chubbygon (: #2023 #digital

[ursulanoodles]

Random Shane Headcanons Pt. 4

He makes Dad Noises™. He groans when he sits. He yawns and then says, "Ah, shit." Occasionally grunts as a form of communication if he doesn't feel like talking.

Once he gets comfortable in a relationship, he's great at comforting his partner when they need it. He'll bring them their favorite snacks, watch their favorite shows/movies without complaining, and snuggle with them on the couch or in bed-- he's a cuddler after all.

Tells his partner cheesy dad jokes to purposefully annoy them.

Didn't know how to take care of Jas' hair at first, but gradually learned and became pretty good at it. He takes pride in making sure she looks good, even when he doesn't have the energy to take care of his own appearance.

He's got a beautiful smile that lights up his entire face and it makes everyone around him smile too.

This man is a crier-- we're talking happy tears, sad tears, and everything in between, but he hides it as best he can from people he doesn't know. He's definitely the kind of guy who's going to be crying at Jas' graduation (we're talking elementary, middle, high school, and especially college graduation).

Tells all of his deepest, darkest secrets and problems to his chickens every night-- things he'd never tell another person, not even his therapist.

#it's been a minute but that's it for now #these are just my headcanons and if you don't like them feel free to move along or -alternatively- go touch some grass 💙 #been sitting on these like a little egg for a while #sdv shane #sdv headcanons #shane headcanons #stardew valley shane #stardew valley headcanons

[bluestempigeons]

Sooty laid a fucking monster of an egg again. Looking like she's gonna be a one-egger old lady! Hasn't had a two egg clutch for about half a year now

#pet pigeon #the great and mysterious sooty #i like to post about her old lady changes :) wondering if she'll hit 'henopause' earlier than most #seeing as most hens don't start one-egging until closer to 10 from what i've seen... #though bambi is seemingly hitting henopause already at 5 #not entirely unsuspected given her wonky hips but... #poor girl has been brooding nothing on and off for the past few months. i've been giving her fake eggs to sit on and she appreciates that #still fostering babies out to her as well. she likes being a momma very much

[flamemons]

Izumi is not het-passing

#digimon frontier #abril can draw sometimes #digimon #shitpost #izumi orimoto #i realize it looks like takuya and kouji are trading money bc one of them lost a bet but that wasn't intentional #i just thought it would be funny if they were doing something completely unrelated and arbitrary and never elaborate on it #although it doesnt seem like a great gag if i have to explain it in the tags SSJDJDJSKSKKS #maybe itd be funnier if they were holding like a hammer and an egg #or a knife and an apple #SHIT i shouldve just drawn them sitting with their hands on the table and holding knives. seconds before disaster #wait but that would take away from the joke ignore this ignore this #itd be funny if after their adventure izumi decided shes a lesbian like the Boy Gender has nothing of value to offer her #thats a joke but the frontier squad definitely has the vibes of the weird non cishet friend group at school

[ohits-starflower]

I’m suddenly very worried about today…

1. We don’t know what will happen with Mike… if he will still be saying some fucked shit/when he sees Richas what will happen…

2. We don’t know what will happen with Phil’s situation… cause he said he needs to become stronger which is… vague. How he does it/if he does we don’t know…

3. We don’t know what will happen with Chay or Lullah… since Phil technically hasn’t fulfilled his part in the eye guys and rose was a bit slow on the protection and stuff for Phil… idk it bothers me when the kids get threatened. It also gives off vibes that he will be taken.

4. WE 100% DONT KNOW IF CELLBIT & BAGHERA WILL BE ON TOMORROW. It’s baghera’s last stream for the year since she will be away… And we don’t know if they will revert to their ways tomorrow if they are logging on. Today was a slip in the blood lust but it clearly wasn’t enough. But this was also not something the admins had originally planned… Cellbit revealed they (he and Baghera) asked to do it. So to have the assumption they will join again tomorrow is not something I’m willing to bet on.

4. We have Christmas event which seems kinda bad timing… it’s during the purgatory event so any one pulling double duty will be busy. So it may just be for like 3 parents and that’s it….

It’s just a lore filled week and idk what to do or feel.

#the Cellbit and Baghera was a huge surprise #may jaw dropped when I saw Cellbit and Baghera go live and both were bolas related #also everything going on with Phil sits in the back of my mind… #like I can’t help but worry and mostly that Phil will not have back up #qsmp #qsmp liveblog #qsmp philza #qsmp cellbit #qsmp baghera #qsmp eggs #qsmp mike

[chamoemileclown]

richas as a mooshroom?

#this is has been sitting in my drafts for like a week oops #i just couldn't finish the grass #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp art #qsmp eggs #qsmp richarlyson #richarlyson fanart #richarlyson the egg #qsmp tazercraft #tazercraft fanart #qsmp tazer #mike tazercraft #pac tazercraft #qsmp craft #qsmp mike #mikethelink #pac e mike #qsmp pactw #qsmp pac #pactw

[mister-eames]

something something that one tumblr post about someones boyfriend screaming in the shower.. that's arthur. that's arthur who is pretending he's in a metal band, screaming into a shampoo bottle, wet hair plastered all over his face.

eames, the first time he hears in, rushing in with a gun:..... ???

#this is the thing #right #this is my ultra happy headcanon for them #is that eames can't carry a tune #and he lives with arthur #who goes from screamo to show tunes in an instant #out of love sits through musical movies #out of love panics while arthur takes his hands of the wheel to air guitar in the car #listens to arthur murder perfectly good songs by changing their genre into country while hes cooking eggs #and he's so fucking ANNOYING sometimes #eames is like darling i love the sounds ur making but can we not invoke pavarotti over pancakes plz #eames loves him so much anyway #the end #anyway #inception #arthur x eames

[visenyaism]

me rn up until thirty seconds ago thinking baelor breakspear died of head trauma of the common whacked in skull and not getting up variety finding out that was not exactly entirely the case in tremendous detail

#bloodraven sitting bolt upright in kings landing like SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED #dunk egg tag #AAAAAAAAAAAAAA #god that was VISCERAL #if you are a good candidate for king you die. these are the rules

[groundbreakingdot872]

sorry. but the idea of old man merlin puttering around in his kitchen in the early morning, fussing over the seating and chair logistics at his (round) kitchen table, and then getting frustrated with himself at coming up short- and having the bitter realization that he’ll always come up short, by a whole table actually, kills me.

#all over again #the grief like a brain fog descending on his whenever he’s most happy #the mercy of forgetting #even for a second #that a good seating chart + colour coordinated napkins are gonna bring the knights out from the lake and into his kitchen #coolers of gwaine’s favorite beer (he guesses) on hand #leon’s name written in script on his napkin #and (of course) pickled eggs steamed and fresh sitting on arthur’s plate #for a king who’ll be deathly late to his breakfast #it’s killing me #💗🥲 #merlin emrys