#sir im in LOVE with you. sir please i-

[andy-clutterbuck]

9x01 | A New Beginning

#let's play Clue i'll be the rope #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S9 #i hate this website that gifset i just tried to post wouldn't show on my dash.... #i had to test that this one would #ANYWAY #hmm #many thots....i mean thoughts #💕 Fuzzy Daddy 💕 #it's been 5 years and i #still want to rub his head like it's a crystal ball and i'm a cheap ass fortune teller at a county fair #BEAUTIFUL FLUFFY SANTA FACE #excuse me but The Nose™ #i love me a sweaty man #excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you #im gonna go have a big glass of wine now

[ra-vio]

Kainé, my beloved u_u

#nier #nier replicant #nier gestalt #kainé #kaine #i love her bro u_u i wanna replay so bad but my anxiety is through the roof and I’ve been trying so hard to lower it #ive been countering it by trying to draw #i need to 100% replicant again. i think it would fix me like genuinely #its gotta be on a new account too like with all the achievements not unlocked. ive done it twice already #its terrible. its the best thing on earth. i hate it. why would they do this. im so happy they did this #everyone talks about flower farming being the worst. no. flower farming is easy. #its the material farm that makes you wanna die #its me running the 15 nightmares for hours trying to hit the money achievement #if you wanna eagle egg farm dont do the aerie. do 15 nightmares #i can’t remember which door. i think i had a better time getting damascus steel there too #this is the worst grind in any video game ever but like. if they took this away from me? would actually be inconsolable #sir that is my emotional support material grind that makes me wanna die. please understand

[graveyard-society]

i keep forgetting to post a comic thingy i made but i'm out right now and have no way to access the files, have a hajime air guitar

#his design is actually atrocious it hurts me #why? i love hajime #like im sorry hes SUCH an upgrade from makoto #im so osrry makoto naegi likers but hajime is just better in terms of personality #makoto drip > hajime drip #but hajime's sass and voice acting?? >>>>>>>>>>>>> #such power in that NO! THAT'S WRONG! #unlike mr naegi over there SIR PLEASE SPEAK UP WHY ARE YOU KINDA.. idk makoto gives sunny idiot #not necessarily a bad thing but its really frustrating at times #danganronpa: goodbye despair #danganronpa 2 #dr2 #dr2 goodbye despair #hajime hinata #danganronpa hajime #aiden.png

[moeblob]

Sometimes a game hands you a character catered to your hyper-specific tastes and you have to live with the call out.

(hi this is Chipie my beloved. the first time you meet him he asks you "do you like cats". he literally wants to be a cat. his abilities are pretty average all around. he's more of a normal looking guy compared to the other cast. he's just a fella who really likes cats!)

#gnosia #chipie #am i playing this again? yes i am and i started a new file to get a refresher course on mechanics #and now instead of him always being ac follower hes just ALWAYS BAD #SIR CAN YOU PLEASE STOP BEING EVIL WHILE IM AN ENGINEER #me every time chipie is suspicious in a meeting: i know this and i love him #me looking at his wiki page trivia and seeing hes a gemini: oh my god and we were geminis...

[bl-inkstone]

changed my tune so fast just bc of youtube autoplay lmao ok here have some sagau diluc thoughts

the player, diluc thinks, is an incredibly endearing being.

he's come a long way from the curt and wary attitude he used to put on around the traveler (and by extension, you), and today is one of those days where he finds himself privately thanking whatever powers there may be that allowed your paths to cross, with him staring at the reflection of you hidden deep within the traveler's eyes in the wake of his fight with the abyss that fateful night in mondstadt.

as one of the first people to have their constellations manifest in the sky of teyvat, diluc is more than aware that the fact that you still choose to ask for his company in your (or, well, the traveler's) journey is a gift he must treasure deeply. he knows that it is your presence in this world that gives vision bearers a chance to become something greater than they presently are. he also knows that he is no longer as impressive of a companion in battle as he used to be from back when the sky wasn't as bright as it is now (when the world you knew was smaller and he was still a figure that you could look to and proudly call "your main").

but you always come back to him. when he least expects it, you invite him back to your party and diluc can't help but privately think, privately wish, that it's because you're as fond of him as he is of you.

standing in silent prayer while you bestow upon him artifacts that thrum with divine power is an experience he can never tire of. the claymores you give him, the food he eats, all the materials he needs to reach a breakthrough in his capabilities... he understands that you aren't teyvat's creator, but this world and everything in it seems to exist just for you. you, the provider, the sustainer, the beloved of all. sometimes, diluc feels that everything he has and ever worked for have all been for the sake of one day meeting you.

he's not a religious man by principle, and he loathes people of absolute power. the only exception to this, however, is you. he's not foolish enough to believe you're some omnipotent, omniscient being that lords above all. no, you're not like that. he knows this because the longer he journeys with the traveler and feels their bond strengthen, the faint whispers he used to strain himself to hear grow clearer and clearer until finally, one day, he hears you.

you're both nothing and everything he thought you'd be. you view the world of teyvat with so much awe and joy that it's infectious, and he finds himself smiling more often than not to the privilege of finally hearing you. the traveler always looks at him with an understanding smile when diluc slows down in their travels to listen to you. he lives for the moments when you talk to yourself or to someone else (a companion of your own, maybe? from your place beyond the stars?) because this is how he learns. your favorite food, your favorite nations, your favorite "characters" and more. he holds every morsel of information you unknowingly give close to his chest where all his affections and wishes hide. he likes to think that this way, he can be closer and better for you.

but he knows he's not the only one who hears you, and it is the traveler that is closest to you out of all them. even so, diluc harbors no ill will to the avatar you chose to see and travel the world through. you're so fond of the traveler, and how could he ever come to loathe anything graced by your love?

he knows how to play nice. it helps that most of your other chosen are people he can find himself enjoying the company of as well. diluc understands that as much as he wants to be the sole holder of your attention, the world does not function that way. he's willing to extend an olive branch so long as they can all work together to keep you present in teyvat. he can worry about his more aggressive competition later when they aren't at risk of being caught in such an unsightly state by you — all that matters to him, right now, is how to keep your gaze on him for just a little longer and keep you from leaving him again.

it's a daunting thing to be so close to your grace. you take diluc to lands he'd never thought he'd visit again, to ruins of civilizations long past, domains with unimaginable horrors and have him run, claymore and vision burning at his hip, into fight after fight at your command. it's tiring at best and painful at worst, but you always take care to heal him and his companions before leaving, and you always lead them somewhere safe to rest until teyvat brightens and you come again.

his current companions (his "supports", he inwardly preens) rest and talk amongst themselves once they feel your presence leave. it used to be something they, your chosen, would panic over, but now that they've gotten more used to you and all the signs that pointed that yes, this is your will, they've grown to be able to tolerate the harrowing chill that comes when your warmth leaves them. diluc leans back on his chair in front of good hunter to observe them. they're all people he's come to grow fond of in time: diona was prickly, yes, but ha become pleasant to be around once they grew past their misunderstandings. the young master of the feiyun commerce guild, xingqiu, was also a reliable companion both in and outside of battle, and for all his faults, venti has proven himself to be a devout believer, unwilling to be a burden to you or the party you've guided him towards.

under normal circumstances, he never would've met and forged such strong bonds with these people. if not for your own interference, he never would've bothered getting to know any of them at all. though he may have his own gripes and complaints at times of how their dynamic works when you're not around, diluc is still fond of them. he's grateful for the opportunity to grow close to people again, and traveling the world alongside them and the traveler has become one of the few things he's begun to look forward to outside of his duties as "diluc, master of dawn winery." when the day is done and he can sit and relax with them in the tables in front of good hunter, he can rest in the company of others who understand the near-maddening pull in his chest that draws him to try and get closer, closer, to you.

it's days like these where diluc quietly thanks whatever it is brought you to them, and prays that one day, he will no longer have to search through the traveler's eyes to see you.

#miyo.muses #diluc.togo #i wrote this all in one sitting please i love him so much #i hope my research did you justice sir #if he sounds awkward or anything id appreciate feedback on how to improve! #diluc is one of my faves honestly and i wanna write more for him #and as you can see #he is a very generous muse #this is worse than when i wrote for zhongli oml #i wanted to keep this short n sweet #just a silly little hcs or brainrot post #but no #this happened #but im not that mad lmao diluc gets a free pass <3 #also pls dont flame the team ok i asked a friend what their diluc team looks like and they said “diona + xing + venti” #dsdhewu i have a very skewed view on what's considered a long or short post but just to play it safe #i added the read more this time bc id hate to be the person who clogs up the tags with super long posts #ok thats it rambling over i hope u guys enjoy <3 #genshin impact #sagau #self aware genshin #genshin diluc #diluc x reader

[locketslover]

the only two characters from hazbin hotel i actually like

#✰ ｡ talking #sir pentious reminds me of ludo from star vs /pos #and rosie is just very cool i love her energy #sir pentious please RUN from cherri bomb you dont deserve her #hazbin hotel #i watched hazbin hotel to make fun of it but .... i actually liked it a little #im still pretty critical about it though #sir pentious' whole character is mwahh

[xviruserrorx]

- Devil's Spoke by Laura Marling | For Day 3 of @merlinrarepairfest

#bbcmrarepairweek23 #bbc merlin #viruscreates #merlinedit #kara x mordred #gilli x sefa #sir mordred #bbcm sefa #bbcm gilli #bbcm kara #morra #karmor #sefagilli #awotc #ive had this idea for months but haven't had an excuse to do it but now i do #this is also another one that would look pretty side by side but i currently have my phone an inch from my face as im typing this #so use for ✨imagination✨ for me on this one too please because my poor eyes #alrighty thats the last one for this! thank you to the lovely mona for doing this i had so much fun!! ♥️

[luck-of-the-drawings]

THIS IS HUMANITIES 11TH HOUR I THINK KIAN WAS RIGHT. THERE WAS SO MUCH HE COULD HAVE DONE BETTER BUT HE DID IT FOR GREAT REASON. THEIR RELATIONSHIP MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL. EVEN THE ECHO OF SOMEONE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU, AND THE ECHO OF YOU LOVES THEM TOO. they COPIED A HUMAN DOWN TO THEIR BASIC CIRCUTRY AS A SURVIVAL INSTINCT AND THE VERY WIRES STILL LOVE YOU. ITS THE ATMOSPHERE. ITS THE DISCORDANT AND SAD YET YEARNING CORDS IN THE AIR AS THE SKY REDDENS. ITS A WISH FOR SOMETHING MORE, PRESSING AGAINST INEVITABLE GLASS, CLEARLY NO HOPE OF CONTINUING OR BLOSSOMING. A PAINTING OF A MEMORY THEY WANT TO BE MAKING WITH NO CONCLUSION.

#cw gore #cw blood #jrwi blood in the bayou #jrwi bitb spoilers #jrwi bitb #jrwi fanart #AAUAUGHGHUHHGHH SO IM RELISTENING TO THE THIRD EPISODE RIGHT. THATS WHAT THIS PAGE WAS DRAWN FROM. #AND IM AT THE PART WHERE. YKNOW. THEYRE ON THE SEXY MOTORCYCLE AND GOING TO THE TREE. THEY LOVE EACHOTHER SO MUCH. FUCK YOUUUU IM WEEPING #ALSO I MIGHT ASWELL SAY HERE. i remember listenign to the first episode at midnight. i was heading to sleep bc i had work in the morning #and i remember hearing rolan n im like awww hes such a babyyyy lil baby giiirrrl #and then i saw his official art the next day n i was like. no WAY thats rolan he looks way too cool and chill in that. #AND THEN. and tTHEEHHEHEEENNN HE GOES AND DOES. WELL. YKNOW. N IM LIKE DAAAAAMAMNNN HELLO SIR!!!! FUCK IT UP MAN!!!! YEAHAHAHA I LOVE HIM!! #OHHH and yknow what lemme say some shit about RAND!!!!!!!! 'i love you man' 'i promise i love you man' HE CARES ABOUT HIS FRIENDS SO FUCKIN #AAUUUHHHH RAAAANNNDDDD HE WAS SO READY TO DIE. HE WAS PLANING TO DIE. UGH. #ALSO I STILL LISTENING N I JUST GOT TO THE PART WITH KIANS SONG TO BECKY. SOBBING SOBBING WEEPING IM SO EMOTIONAL ABT THEM #RUN AWAAAYYYY OOUHHOOOOO JUST TAKE MY HAND AND RUNN AWAAYYYYY EHEEEM HEEM WILL BOY YOU SHOULD BE RUNNING!!! U SHOULD BE RUNNING!!!! #HEY hey cmere. cmere n listen. im workin ona lil music video. right. been chippin away at it for the last few months #its supposed to go along with tha song 'am i in heaven' by king gizzard n the lizard wizard #go find it. go listen to it. see my vision. #HEY HEY IF U REBLOG THIS. RAMBLE ABOUT BITB N SHIT IN THE TAGS PLEASE I NDEED TO HEAR OTHER THOUGHTS. GIVE ME UR BRAIN #ALSO JUST GOT TO THE KISS SCENE BTW. ITS SOO FUNNY TO HEAR BEBO FREAKING OUT LIKE NOOOOO NNOONONO N MAKING SOUNDS. HES RIGHT #'do you want me to take anything off?' DSHUT UUPP BECKY I LOVE YOU. WHATEVER. #OKAY okay im nirmal now (lying) imm gonna go cry. alot. hope u do too. pls enjoy myart

[hypostatic-oath]

4.2 has officially destroyed my brain in terms of lore. Farewell, everyone, I shall join my fellow mad scholars in Aaru Village, because WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH.

If you picture someone wearing a tinfoil hat screaming incoherently while wildly gesturing and waving their arms about, you can get a pretty accurate depiction of my mental state.

Featuring: me rambling in the tags. Careful for spoilers if you choose to read them - I don't go into detail but still.

#also i discovered that I am in fact a furina kinnie #i knew already but i didn't know to which extent #also what is UP with morax. has anyone checked on morax. we should probably do that #like please spin back sir you need to talk about the dragons #he wasn't mentioned in the quest at all i just thought abt him #because in the mond quest we see venti returning the power of the anemo god to dvalin #and then in liyue zhongli straight up retired but... did he still retain his authority? #like we know he gave the gnosis away but DID HE KEEP THE GEO SOVEREIGNS POWER #zhongli stop being shady challenge #for someone who loves talking abt rex lapis he tells us surprisingly little about rex lapis #i adore him but he is sus #also CAN WE GET ARCHON VOICELINES ABOUT THE DRAGONS. PLEASE. IM BEGGING HERE. #VENTI PLS TALK ABOUT DVALIN. ZHONGLI PLS TALK ABT AZHDAHA #EI EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ELECTRO SOVEREIGN CHALLENGE #if i ask nahida to talk abt apep she'd talk 100% #nahida is the goat when it comes to intel #also THE GNOSIS LORE??? DAMN #I'm losing track of who the Descenders are. so the fourth is us #the third has had their living privileges revoked #i forgot who the first and the second were but i think they were tied to celestia? #ALSO WHERE TF IS THE TWIN #AND WHAT IS THE BATTLEPASS someone explain the battlepass to me please WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE #also WHAT IS UP WITH CONSTELLATIONS #AND WHAT IS NEUVILLETTE'S FIRST NAME #why do i feel like neuvillette is perfectly set up for a ''what is obama's last name'' situation like #''what is neuvillette's last name'' ITS NEUVILLETTE #i need to write smth about that #also SKIRK??? #she did not look like i pictured her but i'll get used to it I want to see more of her #idk if i like her yet but i want to fight her

[andy-clutterbuck]

7x12 | Say Yes

#me @ me: 🔇 #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S7 #this is my aesthetic #why? idk #if you change your mind i'm the first in line #honey im still free take a chance on me #excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you #richard pls #knockin back a beer is what he deserved #there are other things but i have to go find my kneeling pad first #excuse me but The Nose™ #would let him take me in the back room of an applebee's #even his elbows are nice I hate myself #even his adams apple is nice i hate myself #'Even His *Blank* Are Nice I Hate Myself' the title of my TED talk #it's probably my aesthetic because it's so normal and domestic and domestic rick is just what i love

[traumxrei-archive]

jamil:

yuu: i can show you the world— *immediately crashes into the lanterns at the festival*

#/trau rambles #i feel like im going insane #im so happy he's homeee TT^TT #SIR I CAN DEFINITELY SHOW YOU THE WORLD #LET'S TRAVEL. PLEASE. IM BEGGING. #JAMILLLLLL ;—; I LOVE YOUUUUUU #jamil viper #twisted wondeland #twst x reader

[todayisafridaynight]

the mine thirst from the previous anons my god y'all need a whole ass water tank HDHWJE

good morning tumblr today's broadcast is brought to you by Why Is Yoshitaka Mine So Fucking Pretty

#snap chats #GOOD MORNINGALKJ #CELEBRITY APPEARANCES FROM MAS AND MSKMA OMG WHAT AN HONOR HI GUYS #im gonna finish up my palette requests then doa comm but WOW #WOW.... #i be actin like a catholic rn but i also think mine is pretty enough to drive a man insane #its me im the man in question BUT i behave myself. i will not act up #also first anon's right that plane scene was peak #it doesnt do anything for me like the eyeball scene does but it is close and i do love the scene #full yandere moment <3<3<3 he's such a silly girl <3<3<3 #i love mine i love how he's calm 99% of the time and then the 1% he's just completely insane #deranged. devoted. passionate. i love you sir please keep being you i hope you never get better #well. i guess you cant get better when youre dead but </3 #BUT YEAH NO MINE IN ISHIN IS SOOOOO HANDSOME ITS SO FUCKING UNFAIR #LIKE IF YOU LOOK AT MY STEAM SCREENSHOTS FOLDER IM 99% SURE I TOOK A SCREENSHOT EVERY FRAME HE WAS ON SCREEN #HE'S SO HANDSOME I CANT STRESS THAT handsome squidward moment How You Make Him MORE Handsome Oh My God #its very much an Eros and Apollo moment yk that song. LOVE that song LOVE studio killers... #like mine's not hot he's handsome yk what i mean. like he's incredibly attractive but in like a sophisticated/put-together kind of way #and it's cause of that i go insane BEECAAAUUSSSE he's seemingly normal 90% of the time and just a pretty thing to look at #and then he does some insane bullshit and its like Oh You're Not Normal. Why's My Heart Growing Three Sizes

[cosmic-kaden]

Disheveled Ronnie- Disheveled Ronnie- Disheveled Ronnie- Dishev----- hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I AM FEELING A CERTAIN TYPE OF WAY RIGHT NOW, NOBODY FUCKING TOUCH ME!

#FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING DO NOT EVEN READ MY TAGS PLEASE IM GOING FUCKING FERAL FOR THIS MAN AND I CANNOT CONTAIN MYSELF IN THE SLIGHTEST! #JUST DON'T PERCIEVE ME FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK LOL #OH NO HE'S NOT JUST ADORABLE HE'S FUCKING H O T #I'm losing my fucking MIND over this man. holy fucking shit! #Hi sir can I sit on your lap and rolls my hips on you gently..as we make out until our lips hurt? #I also want to run my fingers through your hair.... sdkfdsfk #tw: suggestive. #cw: suggetive #my screenshots; #ronnie 💞

[h0wlthew0lf]

Im so desprate for pepperlante fics i feel like im sitting on the side of the road holding up a little hat begging fanfic writers to do ANYTHING with them

OH ALSO FEEL FREE TO ASK ME ABOUT MY HEADCANONS ON BOTH OF THEM ID LOVE TO SHARE (but like give me a prompt on what dpto tell u abt if u do,.)

#please sir..can i have some more.. #shitpost #pepperlante #ao3 i love you #looks up at you pitifully #ask me now!!!! #headcanons ig #please please please #PLEA #im so HNNGHHHHGHHG

[xviruserrorx]

I'll wait for you another night / As you like / Dressed in Himalayan white / I'll wait for you some other night / Dressed as you like / Dressed in Himalayan white - Snow Cats by AFI

For Day 4 of @merlinrarepairfest

#bbc merlin #bbcmrarepairweek23 #merlin emrys #sir elyan #gender queer!merlin #trans!elyan #merlyan #merlinedit #viruscreates #im really proud of this i really love how this turned out #on the trans!elyan angenda now 👏👏 #i should find that one fic again whose is it? ill find it in a second #also highly recommend this song i've always been obsessed with AFI but a lot of you might like this song 💞 #(also this cane out really sad which was NOT the plan but we'll just say they're having a rough patch XD) #please click also i swear they're nice a crisp and pretty tumblr made them a bit fuzzy

[nylwnder]

how can i be normal about this absolute idiot???

#my GAWD william PLEASE #I LOVE YOU SIR #I NEED U SO FUCKINB BAD SIR #THERES SO MANH THINGS TO THIS #THE WAY THIS EVEN GOT POSTED #THE FUCKING SECURITY FOOTAGE MADDDDD RESPECT MY DUDE THANK U FOR THIS LETTING US IN ON THIS CHAOS #THE TWO UNLEASHED DOGS (WHO QUITE LITERALLY FOLLOW HIM EVERYWHERE) HOPPING ONTO THAT PUBLIC TAXI LIKE NOTHING #PABLO BANKSY AND WILLY THE MOST UNBOTHERED KINGS EVER #THE WAY HE USED THE FUCKINB FRONT DESK OF HIS BUILDING???/!:!/@1$@/2$!34 #THE FUCKING SECURITY GUARD THAT WENT W HIM IM GUESSING #I—————- #HE IS SUCH A CREATURE #DID NOT WANT TO BUY A NEW PHONE AND I LOVE TJAT FOR HIM #NEKEHWLANWKAJALSNDLEJWKWJEJKEJE MARRY ME GODDAMIT #william nylander #loml #toronto maple leafs