#sir don't do this to me

[sincericida]

Andrew Garfield attends the 95th Annual Academy Awards on March 12, 2023.

DADDYYYYYY

#andrew garfield #god i need to [redacted] with him so much #sweet mother of god #god have mercy on me #sir don't do this to me #the daddy all the daddies #dilf energy #black suit #red carpet king #king #awards #the oscars 2023 #oscars 2023 #the oscars #oscars #omega watches #fendi fashion #yurman jewels #so yummy #peter parker #spider man #tasm #the amazing spider man #tasm peter parker #tasm peter #andrew peter parker #andrew peter #werewolf vibes #wolverine vibes #sincericida

[valiantstarlights]

HIS LITTLE CHUCKLE 😭

#ferdinand kingsley #sir don't do this to me #gilbert kingsley 🐶 #disclaimer: this video has been cut from 15s to 2.5s so we can listen to ✨️the chuckle✨️ on repeat

[stillnotyourmusebitch]

So you know the whole I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me meme.

I've been listening to the Poison Remix and Valentino going "Good Boy." Got me

(You call me good boy and I will melt nuff said)

#jamie talks #hazbin hotel #i am a sucker for a “Good Boy” #sir don't do this to me #hazbin valentino #valentino hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #i blame joel for this

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

#Sir Crocodile #Monkey D Dragon #Emporio Ivankov #Dragodile #Crocodad #My art #One Piece #We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay #Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao #I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally #He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace. #You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that #Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy #And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do #But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨ #And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion

[inkskinned]

it takes a really long time to unlearn but there's no such thing as "cheating" or "half-assing" being a person. if you need to leave the cabinet doors open, leave them open. microwave your tea. sit down in the shower. buy the eggmaker. use your phone to calculate tip.

it's mostly fake posterity rules. who cares if you microwave your dinners. who cares if you use instant coffee. who cares if you stop watching the show that got boring. we all have a different set of skills and a different life and taking care of yourself is fucking hard.

at the end of your life there will be no final scoreboard. nobody is going to judge you because you brushed your teeth in the shower. there will be no final count of the number of times you had the same meal five nights in a row. there will be no fanfare or party because you won at being a person - and no one will be disappointed that you never understood the point of using paper towels to dry your hands off after washing them.

yeah, in this world, people will put up a fuss. i've noticed some of the biggest fusses are over what you'll put in/on your body. the fact that i will regularly eat deli meat straight out of the bag makes a lot of people genuinely concerned for me. but here's the thing: sometimes that's the only way i'm getting any protein. my doctor says i am doing fine. i'm sticking to my weird snacks and calling it deconstructed charcuterie.

they'll say they're horrified because you take a shortcut. that's fine. it's just that it looks like a shortcut to them because they're on a different life path. these kinds of things stand out to them as important. that's fine too. but for you? you've got other things that already make you pretty hard working. and these tiny things - well, they're just clutter on your journey.

#before any motherfucker is like <3 #''i know more about this and it IS WRONG to do this THING'' #shhhhh #unless ur a doctor and a patient has specifically asked... shut the FUCK up dude #one of the ways my life has changed in the last few years is like #taking coffee for granted #isn't something i can do #can you stand up for the entirety of making a meal? i can't always #and having some pompousass person be like #MICROWAVE THE WATER? FOR TEA? like . yeah actually i've been in prison for it ever since #''it tastes different!!!'' cool. it's not going into yOUR body. #i personally don't ever make hot chocolate with water. only ever oat/soy milk #but i wouldn't be like ... SIR. I WILL NOW JUDGE THEE #it's just like ableism all the way down innit #ableism and classism and #the expectation of the mental load as a form of being ''good'' #also. besides the like. pots and [redacted medical information] #im doing GREAT actually #>:) i have visible abs even when not flexing #it's bc god prefers me as a lesbian n has rewarded me lately for presenting more openly

[seaweedraindraws]

I was saving this for my fanfic but I liked the idea so much I had to draw it!

Bonus:

Here is a link to the fic this scene is from! (Only chapter 1 is up, so this scene has not yet happened)

#cherrisnake #cherri bomb #sir pentious #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel comic #So this is a headcanon I've had in mind for a while now! I don't know if anyone else has pointed it out yet #but when I was doing research I never saw anyone mention the term Good Egg #which apparently came from the 1800s #and I thought it only made sense that if he did have some son then he'd have considered that kid a Good Egg #and therefore Eggs have a greater meaning in his life #having probably said that term so often when he was living #I really do like the idea of having the Egg Boiz be like his own children in some way #And the realization hitting Cherri that she'd just been breaking them because they were just his inventions just mmmh #the angst #me sleeping well tonight knowing I made this somewhat sad comic

[granteddrop]

And I, I thought I was a scholar Withdrawn from love Why would I even bother?

@spottedenchants

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#happy chrism #this is not a year late no sir #spottedenchants #shadowgast #essek thelyss #caleb widogast #critical role #critical role fanart #wrist brace my best friend wrist brace #i put this down and lost track of what i wanted to do with it in the first place #so now it is a big mix #and it's done #would you believe me if i said there were originally going to be two more hands here #comic #full drawing #monochrome #technically not but close enough #i need to figure out how to put more 'me' back in my art #i don't know where it went

[cry-ptidd]

More art reference sheets for how I draw the Hellsingers

#hellsing #sir integra #seras victoria #alexander anderson #my art #i don't respect neither anderson nor alucard #sertegra my wives tho #should I do like. pip and walter maybe? #artistic nudity #< just in case #looking at this I wanna give Integra more south Asian features... #the curse of making Tall Elegant Lady have long slim features got me and bit me in the ass #i elongate her for everything

[whoisspence]

i'm not handling either of these in a healthy way, thought i'd share w u

#sir don't look at me like that #is he fr #i can't do this anymore #screaming crying throwing up #spencer reid #criminal minds #whoisspence

[beanghostprincess]

Crocodile to Robin: Really? The goofy looking cyborg? *sideye*

Robin to Crocodile: Really? The goofy looking clown? *smirk* Didn't think you could get lower than Doflamingo.

Crocodile: His devil fruit can have some interesting applications. I will not elaborate.

Robin: I see....you have always been a pillow princess at heart.

Meanwhile Franky and Buggy are blowing up shit in the background, psyching each other up and saying dumb vaguely inspirational shit to each other, completely unaware of the dick measuring contest five paces to the left of them

This is just the way my divorced parents talk to each other so I can definitely see this happening

#well my parents don't really talk unless it's about me or my brother but they do think shit like this #i'm like 98% sure robin and crocodile are divorced #also franky and buggy bonding is such a funny concept to me #one piece #nico robin #sir crocodile #buggy the clown #franky one piece #frobin #crocobug

[chaoticfvckingdisaster]

Midwestern emo songs are fucking insane cause it'll be this sad mid boy who can't sing for the life of him and then suddenly they say the most profound lyrics that would make shakespeare, edgar allen poe, and fiztgerald all simultaniously go into a coma and you sit there like hell yeah. anyways.

#tfb my beloved #midwestern emo #the front bottoms #mccafferty #sorority noise #“I don't know how god thinks but god do you love me?” HELLO?? #“you were high school. And I was just more like real life. And you were okay as a girlfriend- I was just more like his wife.” SIR-??? #“maybe I'm not the person that I never wanted to be” BRB SOBBING? #music #modern baseball #wolfman by tfb is my latest repeated song the bridge literally makes me ascend I go insane #chaotic is thinking again

[madphantom]

Had a divine experience this week when a very pretty man who has previously said he'd probably lose a fight against me randomly picked me up like I weighed literally nothing

#personal post #i am not immune to occasionally being demonstrated how small i am by people who don't rub it in all the time #think i briefly saw god when my feet touched the ground again and he was like #huh I didn't think id manage to do that #sIR #im being very having a crush about normal things again dont mind me #ill probably reread this in a few weeks and cringe

[balis77]

Incredibly funny missing RWBY scene: Ironwood having to tell Winter, completely serious, that Qrow can turn into a bird.

#RWBY #winter schnee #james ironwood #qrow branwen #'sir please tell me you're fucking with me' #'I've seen him do it. I can confirm with my own eyes Qrow Branwen can in fact turn into an actual crow' #'...I still don't believe you.' #'I have it on video him flipping me off then turning into a bird and flying out the window'

[kaeyx]

Sea monster Fyodor, using his tentacles to pin us down & shove them down your holes, overstimulating you & filling you up to the brim (especially when jealous)

Y e a h

All it takes is you looking at someone else, or not smelling like him enough, or even seeing the lines of bruises his suckers have left begin to fade. He's suddenly very aware of how empty you must be, poor thing, walking around all tantalising and unclaimed. So he makes it his personal mission to help! Grabbing you off the ground or out of the water, thick limbs squirming over you and holding you still in midair. Working you open slowly around one of the thinner tentacles first, or one that tapers at the end and then working his way up until your hole is properly wrecked, until he can see all the way inside you. But oh no, now you must feel even more empty and neglected :( no worries! He can fill you to the brim, until his thick cum is leaking down your legs. Then of course plug you up with his massive length, maybe even forcing an extra tentacle inside to make extra sure you don't waste anything. Or wriggling the tip of one into your cervix because he loves watching you yelp and cry and try to pull away from the pain and the foreign feeling. And fail of course, he's far too large and strong for you to overpower. Pity, he'll have to keep playing with you until he's satisfied.

#fyodor.bsd #asks.answered #GOD I AM SO FERAL FOR TJOS MAM #i hate hate HATE pregnancy as a kink but I don't even care in this case #if he wants me to be his incubator then go right ahead sir #uugghhhhh I'm. do Not perceive me #fyodor smut #fyodor x reader #mer!fyodor

[petitesmafia]

the ADA and Port Mafia being in conflict is actually so unserious bc they run into each other pretty often so it’s like. if I see you on the weekend I’ll let it slide but if we cross paths Monday morning at 8am prepare to BATTLE

#enas.txt #bungo stray dogs #bsd #i love thinking about them running into each other off the clock #like damn do i get paid enough for this shit? #no i do not #have a good day sir #don't let me catch u on a weekday tho

[moongothic]

Going back to this thing briefly

When adapting this chapter into an episode Toei did not explain nor demonstrate to us what the fuck that spike was (instead they gave us Sables #378545), so we're no closer to finding out what kinda new moves Crocodile might have up his sleeve, whether that really was a Haki-infused sand spike or what

But when I was checking the melting point of sand out of curiosity (to figure out if Crocodile has a fighting chance against Akainu, which in theory he does because Akainu isn't hot enough to melt sand (in theory)), I was reminded of the fact that sand is mostly made of silica

Or, in other words, quartz. Sand is, on average, made of crystal. Of course, sand is also made of other things and other minerals (not just quartz), but if we wanted to assume Croc's DF is made of one element and one element alone, then let's just assume it's 100% silica, right

And now I can't help but to wonder now though

Could Crocodile have learned a new technique where he somehow compresses and hardens his sand so much it can turn into large, solid crystals? Or more specifically, sharp pointy stabby weapons to murder people with? 'Cause. How fucking cool would that be

Also considdering how much Crocodile likes his bling, being able to form crystals to murder people with would arguably be on-brand for him

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Sir Crocodile #OP Spoilers #HashtagGiveCrocodileGaudyBlingAttacks2024 #Don't get me wrong I do want him to have Haki too #I just. If he could infuse his elemental attacks with Haki that would be broken as fucking hell and too fucking OP let's be real #'Cause it would mean all the other Logia users should be able to do the same and that's. Oh man that would be broken as hell #But if Crocodile did just learn a new fancy trick that's unique to his Logia then that would be cool as hell and exclusively power HIM up #(Also it would be in-character since Crocodile's supposed to keep on improving his abilities and not stagnate etc etc) #Only counter argument is that if he was able to form crystals (or glass) by compressing his sand enough like. What would be the benefit #Because sure he'd be able to form solid objects that way but solid objects can be broken and shattered #Where as the sand is just. Sand. #Like if he attacked with a crystal blade you could stop the attack because it's a solid object and/or break the blade #But if it's sand then it's not a solid mass the same way. You can't stop it or break it the same way #Although crystals could be more reliable in a wet environment or like. If it was really windy???????? IDK #There's potential for something cool here that's for sure. Oda please I just want to see Crocodile murder some people!! Release the husband