#since it makes the most sense 2 me/would be kinda funny: IF THE CHURCH SECRET BOSS HAS HOLES IN THEIR FUCKING HANDS IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND
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graphic design is absolutely not my passion but 2am deltarune thoughts made me realize something
#reltadune.txt#deltarune#jevil#spamton#gaster#deltarune theory#jevil deltarune#spamton g spamton#wd gaster#i rise from the grave to bring you mad ramblings#since it makes the most sense 2 me/would be kinda funny: IF THE CHURCH SECRET BOSS HAS HOLES IN THEIR FUCKING HANDS IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND
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Piofiore: Fated Memories Part 2 - Dante Falzone Route
Hmm maybe Dante's route will answer why Lili seems to be so important to the Falzone and the church? Is she a descendant of the people who were tasked by "angels" to create this church and thus led to the creation of the Falzone or something? I wonder how Orlok is involved though~ Interesting to see Dante personally come to the church to protect and save Lili even though I doubt Orlok really meant any harm. Loll at Dante though, he seems like such a silly awkward boy that doesn't know how to properly communicate with others, he wants to keep her safe in the Falzone estate but doesn't even properly tell her that he intends to do that and just kinda assumes it by giving her a room and everything lol. Honestly though, I feel sorry for Lili, although she's being "protected", it's practically as if she's been kidnapped since she's not even allowed out of her room, and no one from the church or wherever is supposed to know that she's here, I would feel so uncomfortable if I was her. I guess at least she tried talking to Dante about it, too bad he refuses to say anything😪 I love how Leo is such a pure and earnest soul though, he is so kind and sweet to Lili, he tries so hard to help her too, it's nice that Leo is such an understanding and thoughtful bodyguard.
Lmaoo when Lili made a silk rope and tried to climb down the balcony to escape. To be fair, I would risk doing the same thing, Dante really isn't helping the situation by hiding everything from her. The CG of Dante catching her when she fell is so pretty though! I knew that Dante was hiding how the people were doing at the church because something happened to Sister Sofia but I didn't expect her to have died... Awww it was so cute how Leo thought Lili tried to run away because he was stuck to her 24/7 loll, he gives her so much space, there's no way he's overbearing! He's such a good boy🥺 especially now that she's not eating after finding out what happened to Sister Sofia, so he's trying to find a way to get her to eat. I love the suggestion of getting Nicola, Leo and Dante to eat with her to try and motivate her in a way. Too bad Dante didn't do it, but it's nice to see Nicola spending time naturally chatting with her and eating with her, I think eating together with someone really helps to make the food easier to take in. Omgg, Leo is such a cinnamon roll, he even took time out to buy her books and flowers since he felt bad that he didn't have permission to eat or do anything with her🥺 Ohh, Dante told him to get the gifts for her! Hahaha, omg, he's so cute🤣 It's actually kinda funny but so sweet how attentive and efficient Dante is. She just told him that she's a bit lonely since Leo has been busy and he tells Leo to get her a kitten the next day lmao. I'm actually impressed at how good he is at thinking of gifts to help her be more comfortable here. Dante's gentle expression patting the kitten was so comforting, I loved it. It was also nice to see Lili finally properly cry over Sister Sofia's death with Dante consoling her by rubbing her back🥺 Oh okay, I thought Sister Sofia dying was weird, but I didn't think that Dante would lie about such a thing to Lili especially knowing how important she was to her, I'm not surprised Lili felt betrayed. I'm glad Dante sincerely apologised for lying to her though.
HAHAHA, I loved how when Nicola was flirting with Lili and seemed to be coming on to her, she just shoved him away and ran off lolll! Although I'm happy that Leo is so considerate of Lili to bring her to the church whenever they have a chance to sneak out, it's obvious that something is going to happen now that she's out hahaha. As expected, the Lao-Shu are on the move for her, but I didn't expect Yang himself to be here for her. Omgggg I never expected to hear about Gau Lung Seng Caai aka Kowloon Walled City in here, I guess it would make sense for Yang to come from there since it was basically fully controlled by triads back in the day~ It's kinda worrying that Orlok can invade the Falzone estate and get to Dante so quickly loll, on the other hand, Orlok is a disciple of the church? Ugh, I wanna punch Nicola, like seriously, it's come to the point where they're running away to hide somewhere others don't know about and Nicola STILL insists that no, Lili shouldn't know anything because it's a secret and who knows if it's true since it's so long ago blah blah. Honestly dude, it's not important whether you think it's true or not, the truth is that people like Yang are going after her because they find value in her being the Key Maiden that can unlock the seal to the sacred relic (kinda the symbolic thing that gives the Church power in Burlone since back in the day). They obviously know that her life is in danger because of this, hid it from her all this time "because it's for her own good" when really, they're just treating her like a literal key they can drag from place to place to "protect" disregarding the fact that she's a human and has her own emotions and thoughts. And what? Nicola wants to blame her for sneaking out? Excuse you, yeah she's wrong, but don't make it sound like you guys are right for basically locking her up in the manor without telling her anything important. Like yeah, the Falzone are the guardians protecting the sacred relic and her so of course they know their mission and stuff but there's a huge difference when you know something and when you don't, being kept in the dark just makes everything worse. Honestly they could have just made up some lie to her instead.
Oh how interesting, they even have Disciples like Orlok to monitor the Falzone to see if they're properly fulfilling their roles as guardians?? That kinda seems...silly? Like, why don't you share protection of the relic instead? Also, how do you even know if they're properly doing their job or not? Like, you need the pure Falzone blood (and that's why they're so adamant on the importance of pure Falzone blood) to open the seal and get to the relic but you don't need it to protect it? But I guess there's more to this~ Anyway, Dante blushing on the sofa when he woke up with Lili nearly tripping down on him was cute haha. I'm not sure if I missed it though, wasn't Carlo the cat supposed to stay at the manor? Lmao at Dante being bad at household chores, at least he tried I guess. Yeah, Nicola likes to cause trouble huh? Now Lili thinks Dante is only nice to her because she's the Key Maiden, which is a legitimate worry, but it is pretty slack of her to avoid Dante when he's earnestly trying to approach her and understand what's wrong lol, I feel bad for him.
Like, I don't want to call the Falzone family weak since I feel like depending on the route and stuff, the story "makes" them weak when they want to so that the story can go whichever way they want but c'mon, laced wine that Nicola and Dante didn't notice? I'm surprised they fell for something like that. Nicola is definitely in on it, and Dante is careless lol. But then again, I feel like all our Mafia bosses here make questionable decisions too so I'll just roll with it lol. It was so heartwarming to see Dante so relieved to reunite with Lili and confirm that she's safe. Others can act as the Key Maiden??? So what's the point of Lili then...? Just more convenient? Anyway, the Falzone sure fell in reputation faaast from a newspaper report about corruption with police blah blah, like um, you knew they were Mafia so obviously not everything is going to be all colourful with rainbows, and it's so hilarious how the townspeople can just treat people like Giulia like shit now, excuse me, but I'm sure if Dante and them wanted to, they still have the numbers to oppress you guys, he's just too nice spoiling you all and you tread on him like that after he treated them so well over the years. Ungrateful people. Anyway, their confession was cute, but it sure took a long time for Lili to properly assess her feelings and be honest about her thoughts, but I think Dante being frank about his thoughts was the highlight. A bit like an explosion of all his feelings, his inadequacies, his worries and everything, it's nice that Lili was beside him, because I'm sure Nicola betraying him always hits him hard. On a whole though, sometimes I find it kinda funny how Yang is the only one Mafia-like in that he's actively trying to gain more power and territory, whereas Gil and Dante are pretty chill with the situation (as long as the power balance stays I guess) aside from the troublesome Yang guys lol.
Hahahaha okay, I thought I was vulgar for thinking that Dante and Lili needed to have sex for her "mark" as the Key Maiden to become prominent as needed for the seal (according to Emilio) but to think it really was that!! Okay, funnily, I didn't expect the sacred relic to actually be Jesus' dead body which apparently refutes all the church's teachings since Jesus would be seen as a "normal human" that died, which for me feels kinda silly? I'm not sure what the general consensus is and I never realised that Jesus' body was "stolen" or just cannot be found, but I guess I never really thought that when Jesus died, his body disappeared? I always assumed that Jesus "came down to Earth" and died for our sins in a mortal body, so obviously if he dies, the body will remain but the soul and the spirit or I guess the Holy Spirit leaves and kinda forms the Holy Trinity again? Anyway, I don't know my Bible stuff anymore so I'm not sure anymore, but for me, I feel like this "revelation" is pretty weak and honestly shouldn't be able to undermine the Church but that's just my opinion lol. Anyway, I love how after all that, Yang is just like I'm gonna kill you guys because he hates the Church anyway and he's lost most of his men so he's got nothing much to lose anymore so he might as well take them down with him, I feel like Yang is so random sometimes but I'll roll with it since it's much more amusing to watch him haha. Honestly, I feel so sad for Orlok dying to protect Lili when I feel like she never really saw him for how kind he was, and now he's being relentlessly stabbed by the crazed Yang that's probably on drugs. On the other hand, this might sound crazy but I like this ruthless Yang and I feel like I'm finally seeing a bit of the terror and bloodshed I expected from a game about the Mafia hahaha. Anyway, I'm glad Lili shot a bullet into the air distracting Yang and allowing Dante the opportunity to kill him, I think Yang would be satisfied with that since it seemed like he was just looking for an entertaining way to die. I'm glad that Nicola properly apologised to Lili for his crappy attitude towards her lol.
Well, the best ending was definitely more plot than romance, and I'm honestly not a fan of the plot here haha, it was more boring than I thought. Anyway, that made the romance part have less time so yeah..but seeing Dante propose to Lili was still cute haha. I actually prefer the good ending much more, it felt like it was straightforward, simple and sweet without the unnecessary plot haha, I also liked how she decided to stay at the church and didn't feel like she was ready to leave and stay in his manor with him yet, which is very understandable imo and I liked how they are spending more time properly bonding instead of living in those moments so focused on protecting her and everything. It felt much more natural. Honestly, Nicola dying by Dante's hands to protect Lili in the tragic ending was expected, and it was sad since Nicola always wanted the best for Dante and he's right that the Mafia will slowly become more and more redundant as time goes by, but I think Dante accidentally killing Gil and Lili going into a coma to protect Dante was really unnecessary. It just basically took away the impact and focus on Nicola's death that should torment Dante forever and tried to make it as "tragic" as possible but it just made me not care about it lol. Especially since Lili is in a coma, Dante will focus on that instead of the fact that he killed his best friend and his "brother" with his own hands and I think that's much more tragic than what happened to Gil and Lili.
Overall, I like Dante’s character more than Nicola, but I can't really say I cared for the story here either haha. It's nice that there were answers to the questions about the plot such as the Key Maiden etc, but the reveal and everything was more boring than I thought haha, so sadly that was disappointing. Otherwise, I think Dante and Lili were pretty cute. But I think I enjoyed the beginning of their relationship more, mainly because it was nice to see how they both worked hard to try and spend time with each other, get to know what the other likes to support them and other things like that, it felt really sweet. But once they moved into the hotel together, I don't feel like much happened and they just kinda got together because that's how it is? I don't know, guess the later parts didn't live up to the vanilla of the beginning haha, CGs were super pretty as usual though~ I do like Dante as a character though, like he can get a bit frustrating at times for being the moralistic Mafia boss but it suits him, and I guess it's nice to have someone like him who is seemingly cold but probably feels the most "feelings" out of the others haha. I think it's pretty cute how Dante has known about her since he was a child and always thought about her even though it was unnecessary lol. Anyway, tbh, I kinda prefer crazy Roberto than the actual plot lolll.
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125 How I Met Your Mother Prompts
More prompts this one is mega long but broken up by character. I think it’s a pretty good mix of funny and angsty. Break at 15.
Barney Stinson
1 “You know what NAME needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.”
2 “A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.”
3 “ It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!”
4 “Suit up!”
5 “Believe it or not, I was not always as I am today.”
6 “I realized that I'm searching, searching for what I really want in life. And you know what? I have absolutely no idea what that is.”
7 “Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest boy/girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.”
8 “Whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.”
9 “Three days. We wait three days to call a man/woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait... True story.”
10 “There’s three rules of cheating: 1. It’s not cheating if you’re not the one who’s married. 2. It’s not cheating if his/her name has two adjacent vowels. 3. And it's not cheating if he’s/she’s from a different area code.”
11 “I peed in an alley which happened to have a church which I did not see because I was drunk.”
12 “I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?” “I guess, because you're almost as messed up as I am.”
13 “In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.”
14 “Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.”
15 “Here’s the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.”
16 “God, it’s me, NAME. What up? I know we don’t talk much, but I know a lot of guys/girls call out your name because of me.”
17 “Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be more accurate, you probably can’t. You’re way out of practice and he’s/she’s way too hot for you. So, remember, it’s not about scoring. It’s about believing you can do it, even though you probably can’t. Go get ‘em, tiger!”
18 “De — wait for it — nied! Denied! We’re goin’ out tomorrow night.”
19 “Step six is called purg— wait for it. Keep waiting. Keep waiting for all of eternity only to discover that there’s no escape —atory.”
20 “I think tonight is going to be de — wait for it — lightful.”
21 “Ted, tonight is gonna be — wait for it — dary! Wait, no, that’s not it. How do I usually say it?”
22 “You watch, NAME, tonight is going to be legen— it’s the night we stole a camel! Which means it will be full of drama —dary.”
23 “I’m just gonna grab this star to put on top of the tree. It’s gonna be legend— wait for it —merry.”
24 “Haaaave you met NAME?”
25 “Challenge accepted!”
Robin Scherbatsky
26 “Oh, come on, ref! I haven't seen that much hooking go unpunished since my last trip to Vegas.“
27 “Just be yourself. Say something nice.” “Which one? I can't do both.”
28 “Before you know it, you'll be marrying a man/woman who once ate a vanilla-scented candle!” “That was on me. I shouldn't have left it in the kitchen. Though, it was lit. Man, he/she dumb.”
29 “Destined? Aren't you tired of waiting for destiny, NAME? Isn't it time to make your own destiny?“
30 “NAME was great.” “Exactly, and you threw it all away to chase after some hot piece of ass.” “You mean you?” “Thank you!”
31 “Oh, we're busting apple bags? I can bust apple bags.“
32 “NAME, I am not ready for them to find out about us.” “Then you're gonna have to stay in there for the entire trilogy. Don't worry, it's only 382 minutes.” “Nerd!”
33 “You know NAME? Been thinking about it. Guess it's kind of nice you're such a bad-ass.” “It's pretty bad-ass you're so nice, NAME.”
34 “14 seconds! And already some dingdong is stepping up, thinking he can get some of this broke off.”
35 “But timing is a bitch.”
36 “Well, maybe this isn't a breakup. Maybe this is two friends getting back together.“
37 “There's something between us. Maybe my head was saying, 'nip it in the bud', because my heart was saying something else ...”
38 “I just finished a seven-day cleanse.” “I thought you just started that yesterday.” “I finished early, okay?”
39 “NAME! I just had a great idea!” “Oh, do whatever you want to me, just don't wake me up.”
40 “Okay, I've missed you. Not in a 'we're gonna make out' way, not even in an 'I forgive you' way. Just in an 'I've missed you' way.”
41 “I may not love you the way you love me, but I do love you.”
42 “But ... umm.”
43 “Why am I constantly looking for reasons not to be happy?”
44 “Oh, that’s right. I’m alone.”
45 “I’m gonna give you summer teeth ... some’re here, some’re there.”
46 “You can’t run back to the past because it’s familiar.”
47 “Nobody asked you, NAME.”
48 “It’s one thing to not want something. It’s another to be told you can’t have it.”
49 "I am never going to have closure. Okay, closure doesn't exist."
50 “You are going to miss out on something great.”
Ted Mosby
51 "If you're not scared then you're not taking a chance. And if you're not taking a chance, then what the hell are you doing anyway?"
52 “You can ask the universe for signs all you want but ultimately we'll only see what we want to see...when we're ready to see it.”
53 "Nothing good happens after 2:00 am… when 2:00 am rolls around, just go home and go to sleep."
54 "The more you fight it, the worse it’s gonna get. It’s like when your car slides on ice, you steer into the skid."
55 "Sorry, Peter. We're grown ups now, we can't fly to Nevrland with you anymore."
56 "I wound up shame-eating the whole pizza. I woke up all greasy and sweaty. My sheets looked like what they wrap deli sandwiches in. Maybe I should join a gym. Do you go to a gym?"
57 "People make fun of the guy/girl who stays home every night doing nothing, but the truth is that guy/girl is a genius.”
58 “Love doesn't make sense! You can't logic your way into or out of it. Love is totally nonsensical. But we have to keep doing it or else we're lost and love is dead, and humanity should just pack it in. Because love is the best thing we do.”
59 “Everyone has an opinion on how long it takes to recover from a breakup.”
60 “There are a lot of little reasons why the big things in our lives happen.”
61 “There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the guy/girl of your dreams and the day you marry him/her.”
62 ““I’m crazy about you. I think we should be together. What do you say?” “Yes. No. Maybe.” “Those are the three options.”
63 “The littlest thing can cause a ripple effect that changes your life.”
64 “It's kind of insane how much happened in just a day and a half.”
65 “Whether a gesture's charming or alarming, depends on how it's received.”
66 “Because sometimes even if you know how something's gonna end that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride.”
67 “Shouldn't we hold out for the person who doesn't just tolerate our little quirks but actually kinda likes them?”
68 “I used to be in such a hurry all the time. Everything was so urgent. Now I figured, if it's going to happen it'll happen when it happens. I'm not going anywhere, he’s/she's not going anywhere. What's the rush, right?”
69 “I think for the most part if you're really honest with yourself about what you want out of life, life gives it to you.”
70 “We spend so much effort trying to keep parts of our lives hidden, even from our closest friends, that in those rare times when we do open up, it's amazing how minor those secrets all end up being.”
71 “You may think your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someone's face, but there's a third option: You can just let it go, and only when you do that is it really gone and you can move forward.”
72 “I'm sorry, when I'm excited I abbreviate words I shouldn't.”
73 “We gotta wait for the real thing, no matter how tough it gets.”
74 “When you believe in people, people come through.”
75 “If you love something, you can never let it go. Not even for a second. Or it's gone forever.“
76 “Hey ref! Check your voicemail, I think you've missed a few calls!“
77 “Turns out, when you projectile vomit on skates, you roll right into the spray.“
78 “NAME, if you asked a hundred people: 'Who's the worst person you could possibly date?' They'd all say 'your therapist', except the ones saying 'NAME'.”
79 “Sometimes our best decisions are the ones that don't make any sense at all.“
80 “We've always been a trio! We're right up there with Batman and Robin and Alfred. Romeo and Juliet and the apothecary. Salt and pepper and cumin.“
Lily Aldrin
81 “You guys dated before. That time counts. The clock doesn't reset to zero. It un-pauses from where you left off.”
82 “We struggle so hard to hold on to these things that we know are gonna disappear eventually. And that’s really noble.”
83 “You can’t just skip ahead to where you think your life should be.”
84 “I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things in life where you know it's a mistake but you don't really know it's a mistake because the only way to really know it's a mistake is to make the mistake and look back and say 'yep, that was a mistake.' So really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake, because then you'd go your whole life not knowing if something is a mistake or not.”
85 “Yes, I'm in a rotten mood. No, I don't want to talk about it. Yes, this has booze in it. No, it's not my first.”
86 “The 'no more surprises'-thing is the best part of being married.”
87 “So, what do you want to do tonight? Drink ourselves blind, set a car on fire? Oh, watch a movie that doesn't start with a desk lamp jumping on top of a capital 'I'?”
88 “Baby, you're like 20 slutty chicks all rolled into one.” “Sweet-talk is not gonna change my mind!”
89 “So this is what you guys do? You invite other couples over for dinner, to judge them and feel superior?” “Oh, grow up, NAME, that's why any couple invites anyone over ever!”
90 “I think my soul just threw up a little bit.“
91 “Your heart's talking to you, NAME. Do you have the guts to listen to it?”
92 “I don't care if the dishes aren't done, okay? If you care, you do it.” “Great, then I don't care if you have an orgasm. If you care, you do it.”
93 “Who wants hot-wings?” “I'm in... or maybe we should just pour hot-sauce on NAME, since he's/she’s a total chicken.”
94 “I hate how you're always right.” “It's my best, and most annoying, trait.“
95 “Sex now, we'll do the foreplay after.“
96 “NAME check it! Three blond babies drinking bad-decision-juice at eight o'clock.”
97 “If you keep lying to me, if you keep cutting me out of decisions, if you keep using words like winning and losing when you talk about our marriage, you are going to lose me.”
98 “Why not just say goodbye to the bad things?”
99 “Say goodbye to all the times you felt lost, to all the times it was a no instead of a yes, to all the scrapes and bruises, to all the heartache.”
100 “Where’s the poop, NAME? Where’s the poop?”
Marshall Eriksen
101 “Hey I have given up peeing in the shower for you!”
102 “Why does he/she keep doing this? He meets them. He/She likes them way too much. He/She goes way too big too soon. He/She ends up blowing it. I can't take this any more. He's/She’s fallen in love so many times now.”
103 “Ow! Paper cut ... Death is all around us.”
104 “This is a pie chart describing my favorite bars. And this is a bar graph describing my favorite pies.”
105 “It's a little late but WHAT THE BALLS IS THIS?”
106 “Hey baby, it's me. Can you bail me out of jail? I thought I saw big foot in Central Park so I tackled him. But it turned out to be Russell Brand.”
107 “Being in a relationship is hard. And committing, making sacrifices it's hard. But if it's the right person, it's easy. Looking at that guy/girl, and knowing he’s/she's all you really want out of life, that should be the easiest thing in the world. And if it's not like that then he’s/she's not the one.”
108 “Here's the thing, NAME. I'm snuggly. You're not. Who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to this business on a Sunday morning? Wrapped in comfort and it's raining outside and there's muffins warming in the oven. I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.”
109 “He’s:She's never seen Star Wars?! NAME, the only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars. And that's cause they lived them, NAME! That's cause they lived the Star Wars.”
110 “Love died. The love that made you all believe in love, that's dead now.”
111 “I’ve never asked NAME to do anything ‘no questions asked’ because I never wanted to. He’s/She’s the love of my life. I never keep anything from him/her.”
112 “Happy Slapsgiving!”
113 “This is what I miss about being in a couple. I always had someone to go to concerts with, or farmer's market, or brunch. God, I miss brunch!” “Well, I guess you could - well, you could try going to brunch alone.” “Oh, you don't think I've tried?” [FLASHBACK] “Table for one.” “One... Couple?” “Um, no, just me.” “Really? For brunch?” “You're right. Who am I kidding?” [Leaves restaurant. End of Flashback] “Oh, the Popover Pantry! That place is great. Can we go get brunch tomorrow?” “Of course, sweetie.” “Can I go with you guys?” “Really? For brunch?”
114 “That’s life, you know. We never end up where you thought you wanted to be.”
115 “That cake. Best cake I ever had. Seriously, my stomach was like, ‘Hey bro, I don’t know what you’re eating cause I don’t have any eyes but it’s basically awesome, so keep sending it down Gullet Alley.’”
116 “Revenge fantasies never work out the way you want.”
117 “I’m a good boyfriend/girlfriend in my sleep.”
118 “You have to let me dance my own battles.”
119 “One good deed leads to another and another.”
120 “Look at us, riding around in a limo, eating hot dogs…it’s like we’re the president.”
121 “All hail beercules!”
122 “I don’t know what to do with my hands. What do I normally do with my hands?”
123 “Hey, baby.” “We hate NAME now. Get on board or the sexting stops.” “NAME’s a son of a bitch!”
124 “Are these chicken wings or angel wings? God, I love these things.”
125 “Oh, and you think you can step up to me? To me?!”
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get to know me uncomfortably well
thanks for tagging me syd!! i’m doing this one to make up for all the other ones i had no motivation to do i’m sorry )): i love you so much @pitoftrash
1. What’s your middle name?
elizabeth
2. How old are you?
simultaneously an enthusiastic mom, your dad and eating like a 7 year old
3. When is your birthday?
may 30th!!
4. What’s your zodiac sign?
gemini!! moon in aquarius and sag rising
5. What’s your favourite colour?
red and g o l d
6. What’s your lucky number?
i don’t really have one? but 5 has consistently been in my life so let’s go with that
7. Do you have any pets?
the prettiest cat named sadie!!
8. Where are you from?
a small farm town in central utah!! everyone talks like a hick and i kinda have a stupid drawl
9. How tall are you?
5’2″ boys
10. What shoe size are you?
women’s size 5
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
my feet haven’t grown since straight up 5th grade so like 30 pairs?
12. What was your last dream about?
i don’t remember my dreams
13. What talents do you have?
being a dumb bitch, falling for people who are emotionally broken, being bad at math, flirting and i have good fashion sense
14. Are you psychic in any way?
does being empath count as being psychic?
15. Favourite song?
this is a fuckin impossible question but right now i’m rlly into girl in red and girls by her fuckin slaps @pitoftrash it’s our sad indie shit and it’s GAY you’d love it (of all the time: somebody to love or under pressure by queen)
16. Favourite movie?
the breakfast club cause i’m basic
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
someone who loves unconditionally, willing to listen to my shit, goes on adventures with me, kisses lots, tons of cuddles, sings with me in the car, will talk about the things they like and let their eyes light up, funny
18. Do you want children?
i do!! but bringing a child into this world right now feels so selfish and there are so many kids out there who need loving homes so i wanna become their bisexual mom (:
19. Do you want a church wedding?
not really. i want a huge wedding that’s so fucking extra and over the top and god probably doesn’t wanna see that so
20. Are you religious?
i grew up mormon (yes i know it’s basically a cult) but do i believe in god? not really.
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
i have been inside a hospital but i have never ever been admitted
22. Have you ever gotten in trouble with the law?
it was a dumb idea okay
and i’m a shitty driver
23. Have you met any celebrities?
my cousin was on agt???
24. Baths or showers?
showers mostly but i love a good bath bomb
25. What colour of socks are you wearing?
i'm not wearing socks
26. Have you ever been famous?
bruh that’s my dream
27. What type of music do you like?
all types really!! i’m into classic rock, alternative/punk, sad indie shit, i LOVE country and pop!!
28. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
no but i wannaaa
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
f i v e but they’re only around me and not actually underneath me
31. What position do you sleep in?
only ever on my back or else my back is fucked the next day
32. How big is your house?
pretty big for like the general house size?? but pretty small by utah’s standards.
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
i never eat breakfast
34. Have you ever fired a gun?
nope and i have no desire to
35. Have you ever tried archery?
yeah!! it was fun but i’m shit
36. Favourite clean word?
dang dang diggity dang a dang
37. Favourite swear word?
hella or fuck
38. What’s the longest you’ve gone without sleeping?
4 days
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
no lmao someone pls be into me
41. Are you a good liar?
yeah, i’m a gemini what do u expect
42. Are you a good judge of character?
my vision gets pretty fogged up by what people want to show me and what i want to see
43. Can you do any other accents than your own?
specifically, cockney and we did newsies last year for musical theatre so i can do a pretty mean manhattan accent y’all
44. Do you have a strong accent?
if i am talking loudly or passionately my hick/drawl kinda comes out oops
45. What’s your favourite accent?
australian
46. What is your personality type?
enfp
47. What’s your most expensive piece of clothing?
oh god!! my hoco dress was 90 bucks probably that?
48. Can you curl your tongue?
sure can!
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
innie (:
50. Left of right handed?
right-handed
51. Are you scared of spiders?
yeh i’m scared of all bugs including honeybees but that doesn’t mean they don’t deserve rights
52. Favourite food?
i <<3 italian food and also chinese-american food!!
53. Favourite foreign food?
i do like korean food
54. Are you a clean or messy person?
messy but like organized messy
55. Most used phrase?
oh my god! or omg
56. Most used word?
aw
57. How long does it take you to get ready?
like glam? 45 minutes but i hate waking up and can b ready in 15
58. Do you have much of an ego?
it rlly depends like the stars rlly need to be aligned
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
suck ;)
60. Do you talk to yourself?
a l w a y s
61. Do you sing to yourself?
(syd u do smile when u sing omg) and yes!! i sing all the time
62. Are you a good singer?
n o pe
63. Biggest fear?
failure, being taken advantage of, being hated
64. Are you a gossip?
i hate myself for it but yes
65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?
idrk??? i donn’t watch a lot of movies??
66. Do you like long or short hair?
i’m a sucker for long hair
67. Can you name all 50 states in America?
and the capitals too
68. Favourite school subject?
history, musical theatre, english, sociology
69. Extrovert or introvert?
probably extrovert
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
nooooooo but i really really want to!!
71. What makes you nervous?
ghosts
72. Are you scared of the dark?
ghosts live in the dark
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
not most of the time
74. Are you ticklish?
yeah
75. Have you ever started a rumour?
nope never
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
i’m on drama presidency at school?
77. Have you ever drank underage?
nuh uh
78. Have you ever done drugs?
nope
79. Who was your first real crush?
tbh rachel greene i grew up watching friends and she was hot
80. How many piercings do you have?
1 set, but i want more!
81. Can you roll your R’s?
i had no idea this was a special skill but yes!!
82. How fast can you type?
not bad but not great
83. How fast can you run?
not my thing
84. What colour is your hair?
blonde
85. What colour are your eyes?
green
86. What are you allergic to?
i’m lactose intoleranat, and i’m allergic to tomatoes
87. Do you keep a journal?
only for like rlly important evants or things i need to talk about but can’t tell anyone about @pitoftrash is kinda my diary
88. What do your parents do?
my mom is a respiratory therapist a childrens hospital and my dad is a private loan officer
89. Do you like your age?
hmmm yes?? but i’d rather go back in time or forward bc rn it’s kind an awkward age of being able to do Stuff but nothing worthwhile
90. What makes you angry?
politics, ignorance, prejudice, homophobia, pro-life people, right wing america, donald trump
91. Do you like your own name?
yeah but sometimes i wish it had an easier nickname
92. Have you already thought about baby names? And if so, what are they?
i love the names rowan and christian
93. Do you want a boy or girl for a child?
either, it doesn’t matter their sex, gender or sexuality to me (:
94. What are your strengths?
n/a
95. What are your weaknesses?
bruh i’m clingy and talk too much
96. How did you get your name?
my dad always wanted to name a child sarah elizabeth?????
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
actually i’m directly danish royalty!!
98. Do you have any scars?
stretch marks and like self harm scars
99. Colour of your bedspread?
white and gold
100. Colour of your room?
off white with yellowish undertones
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fall quarter
looking back, the Lord has done a lot in me this past fall quarter. even though it felt like i was in a desert all alone, the Lord was carrying me all along. (it’s funny how that always seems to happen, huh? haha)
1. whenever people asked me how i was doing at sb, i would always respond with a “please send help, i’m dying!!” or “i hate sb omg” and to be frank, it accurately depicted my heart’s expressions towards my school. i never wanted to go to sb and although i knew the Lord wanted and called me to go to this school but it was still really hard for me. the biggest reason was loneliness. one thing i learned through sb is that i come from a very strong Christian community. tkc and 4cm are both strong, rooted Christian communities that i realized i took for granted because when i came to sb, oh man.. HAHAHAHA i struggled so hard to find a community similar to the charisma, passion, and love for God as the ones back home. i tried kcm and epic and i would always return to my dorm with sadness and loneliness because i felt misunderstood and alone. i’m not that mature in my faith but i struggled to find peers that desired God as much as i did. it seemed like no matter how hard i tried, i only came face to face with those who solely wanted “fellowship” and friendships but... i want so much more than that. I lacked a sense of belonging and wrestled with God because I knew my desires for community were of Him... so why am I struggling so much compared to my friends at other schools? however, the beauty of loneliness is that a desire and necessity to depend on God stems out of it. as i felt unsatisfied with the community around me, the Lord continued to grow my conviction and longing to commune with Him. although i have not (yet) obtained a solidified, ritual secret place with the Lord, i know that my desire for God has grown tremendously and that the tendency to throw in the towel and give up has left. thank you, Lord, that you love me and you run after me.
2. another thing about community i realized is i am a great idealist when it comes to people. about three to four weeks ago, i felt the Lord press something upon my heart. why am i low-key bitter at certain people in sb when i barely know them? as i prayed and talked internally about this, i realized many of my expectations on how i want to be loved and cared for have been broken and i have a standard of what kind of christian community i want because of btm + 4cm. furthermore, i get let down and bitter because prominent figures in my life, such as Pastor Will + Andrea and my biological dad, either let me down by leaving (literally like they legit lived in Mexico LOL) or not being there for me as much as they used to be (due to school, church, etc.) when God revealed this to me, i felt Him ask me to surrender my expectations for community and ideals for what a Christian community is supposed to look like. through that, a lot changed actually, haha. one, i started missing my mom HAHAH. and if you know me, i don’t miss my mom much because i haven’t lived with her since the divorce (freshman year) and i just got used to not seeing her much. so this was quite the shocker, haha. second, i started a prayer meeting with some freshman in epic + kcm bc... honestly, i need to pray and i need to be kept accountable LOL. but i kinda structured it as a house church and i ended up making two friends (Olivia + Katelyn) out of it!!! and third, i actually got convicted to join kcm because long story short, i held a lot of negative opinions regarding the kind of people in kcm and just thought of it as a waste of my time in the few times I went. but honestly, as i started to surrender my expectation for community, i actually began to find community!! so crazy, huh? haha. of course, i haven’t quite attained a solid christian community yet but... this is a start :’)
3. since i’m in sb, i hardly come down to OC (once a month, twice at most?) but when i do, i attend BTM service. and honestly, this past sunday, i got a bit sad. as i saw my peers such as eugene, ashley, and paul, i rejoiced with them because i can tell they are growing and thriving so much in Him. whether it’s serving in children’s ministry or in BTM, each of them are growing spiritually and learning leadership skills. but man, i can’t help but wish i can partake in that. it’s not that i’m jealous because i am happy for them but honestly, i wish i can be with them and grow with them as well, y’know? I want to grow alongside my community and serve my home church too. as i was wrestling with God about my sadness, i felt the Lord press upon my heart to just stop and reflect. although i’m not in oc and serving/growing how i would like, i cannot deny that the Lord is doing a work in me at SB. He is growing and stretching me in ways that are more unseen and discreet... and didn’t i ask the Lord to stretch and grow me in ways i couldn’t back home? haha, once again, i am reminded of my foolishness. although i want a certain type of growth, the Lord is going an opposite route to the same direction!! thank you, Jesus, that you love me and that your way is higher. sometimes it’s really hard for me to trust you, to be completely honest, so thank you or being patient with me, Lord!!
4. there are two churches that a majority of my fellowship/campus ministries attend: Real Life and Anthem. these are multi-ethnic mega churches and it seems like a lot of people seem to enjoy it!!!! however, i actually chose isla vista church (ivc, for short) which only three people from my fellowship attend HAHAH. although not many attend ivc, I really enjoy ivc bc honestly, they just love God and are so abandoned for the gospel. through this church, my definition of church shifted. I realized that when people complain that “the worship was subpar today” or “the sermon wasn't that good today because it didn't really apply to my season right now”, it’s because they don't receive anything from the Lord in their secret place so they try to receive what they need from the Lord at church. once I had that revelation, I loved ivc ever since. I love it because they don’t follow church template so sometimes, there’s more worship or sometimes there’s no sermon but I always leave wanting more of Christ because man, these people are so wholehearted after the Lord.
all in all, I am growing!! it’s very different from what I wanted/expected but... the Lord knows better!! He is bringing healing to my heart and (hopefully) softening it as well. thank you, Jesus, that you love me and that through and in you, I find freedom and joy. I love you, Jesus.
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Survey #101
“be the wildest of the pack, screaming amen and attack“
you run into the ex that hurt you the worst; what do you say to them? i wouldn't say anything. i'd at least hope i wouldn't, but i have a pretty big feeling i'd smile and do a really bitchy wave at him. but i'd hope i'd just smile and pass by him.
do you think everything happens for a reason? i guess.
do you watch stand-up comedy? i don't actively seek it out usually, but yeah.
do you attend church regularly? no. personally believe you can be a perfectly good christian without going to church.
what is your preferred video game console (if any)? playstation 2 had the best games.
if you got a call from a friend in jail, would you bail them out? nope. one, i don't have that kind of money, and two, if you're rightfully in jail, i'm not helping your ass.
do you need things thoroughly explained to you for you to understand them? yes, particularly academic stuff.
have you ever felt pressured to do something you weren’t ready for? yeah
have you ever worn jeans that were red, purple, blue or pink? i used to have maroon skinny jeans. loved those things.
do you have a criminal record? no.
have you ever been asked out by someone you didn’t want to be with? yes.
have you ever had to spend the night at a hospital? too many nights.
have you ever dated someone with longer hair than yours? no.
have you ever worn flip flops in the snow? dude, it doesn't matter what the weather is, i always wear flip flops if i have to have something on my feet lol
have you ever broken a heart? i don't know, but i doubt it.
ever been though a really tough breakup? it was more than "tough"
have you ever struggled with substance abuse? no.
how about self-harm? yeah.
how long have you been listening to your favorite genre of music? since the 6th grade.
what is a common misconception that people have about the country you live in? everyone knows america's stereotypes, so i'mma talk about nc. more than anything, everyone's a redneck, according to the rest of the country. that and we're all conservative as actual fuck.
do you always shut your computer down when you’re finished with it? no.
do you dread filling out the about you box on most websites? no. starting it can be kinda hard tho.
did you ever have those glow in the dark stars on your ceiling? i think so...
would you ever get a matching tattoo with a s/o? i actually plan on doing so once/if i get married. i want to get a simple, kinda crooked heart with the words "you're awful; i love you" written inside of it in a childish font. it's a reference to the song "love me dead" by ludo.
do you have a lock number or pattern for your phone? no. just don't feel that i need to. just another thing i have to remember.
what was the hardest language you’ve ever tried to learn? latin. fuck that shit.
do you have any food intolerances or allergies? bananas give me heartburn that makes me want to actually die.
do you have any pets? how long have you had them? teddy, 9-10 years, cali, four years, bentley, year-ish, venus, not even a month.
do you prefer female or male vocalists? don't care, but i know i listen to more males.
were you ever into that gel bracelet craze? no.
what do you do when you have ‘me time’? watch mark or more rarely listen to music, rp
have you ever met someone online that you wanted to meet in real life? just to name a few: sara, connie, mini, megan (at least, once i did), emma, shaylee...
give me an example of a sick death metal band. cradle of filth, brother.
have you ever worn your boyfriend's clothes? ex's, yes.
has the school ever taken away your cell phone? no. i didn't use my phone in class.
is there a name that you hear and cringe? rachel.
do you and your dad get along? yeah. amazingly. he had no reason to forgive me for that letter i wrote him.
have you ever made your own layout for myspace? lol myspace. but no. i don't know how to do 99% of css stuff.
would you rather be called cute or hot? cute. i don't like being called hot.
do you use youtube more for music videos or for funny videos? funny videos.
what’s your favorite thing about summer? literally the one and only thing i like about summer is swimming.
would you rather own a pet polar bear or pet penguin? if it was entirely docile and you put aside the fact that they need to live in the cold, a polar bear. but considering i don't live in a cold habitat and they're not docile, realistically, a penguin.
do you prefer ice cream on a cone, in a bowl, or in a cup? cone, although it's difficult for me because of my lip ring. it gets in the way lol.
are you someone’s best friend? i think i'm colleen's, if you're not including her husband.
do you have a secret life? kinda.
would you live with someone without marrying them? yeah.
do you prefer bar or liquid soap? liquid.
is your favorite animal endangered? no.
how many schools have you been to in your lifetime? five
do you carry pain relievers with you at all times? no, but maybe i should. i get headaches a lot.
have you ever done something outrageously dumb? more than once.
last person who gave you a ‘good morning’ text? no clue. maybe tyler, but i'm not sure.
what is the weirdest or cutest aesthetic you enjoy? weirdest, gore. cutest, pastel goth.
strawberry shortcake or strawberry cheesecake? neither.
did you ever own anything from lisa frank as a kid? SO MUCH SHIT
what are your most used emoticons? c:, ;v;, ;-;, etc.
have you ever used a bath bomb? no.
who is your favorite water pokemon? vaporeon
which fictional character can you not stand? hmmm. oh my god, maybe ashley from re4. she's fucking annoying.
what common advice do you think never works? for those depressed: "just do this and that, it makes you happier!" people don't fucking realize how hard it is to do simple things, and usually doing them only stresses the individual out.
what seems obvious to you that doesn't seem to be for other people? in most cases, spelling.
what's a joke that you like? i actually don't like things that are general, accepted jokes. they're almost always cheesy. i like more witty things that aren't intended, if that makes sense?
what single thing makes someone instantly undateable to you? does drugs.
how short is too short for shorts/skirts? if your ass is showing
do your parents trust you? should they trust you? yes to both.
what’s your favorite led zeppelin song? "kashmir." dat beat tho.
if you knew you couldn’t get caught, would you rob a bank? no way. wouldn't be able to live with myself.
have you ever dated someone in the military? no. i personally wouldn't be able to. like can you say stress.
ever been prescribed narcotics? yes, xanax. maybe another or so.
what is an irrational fear that you have? whale sharks. there's no possible way for them to swallow a person due to their esophagi being so small, but my mind doesn't care lol
best part about winter: snow<3
did you attend your high school prom? i went when i was a sophomore because my boyfriend of the time was a senior, then i went for my senior year.
would you give your bf/gf a second chance if they cheated? absolutely not.
what foreign language do you wish you spoke? german.
would you rather get money or presents for your birthday? money. buy my own shit.
do you have any exes you can’t stand anymore? i'll talk about each one that's ever had the title "boyfriend." aaron and i are fine; it was a total puppy love deal so we never had a real relationship. he was cool, but we don't really talk anymore. we're facebook friends, though. juan, yes, i can't fucking stand him because he's a goddamn pig that keeps getting into trouble. jason, i wouldn't say i can't stand him. i loved him once and will always have residual feelings for him. tyler, i wouldn't say i hate him, but i definitely want nothing to do with him.
how old do you think you’ll be when you move out on your own? that's a question i don't like to think about much. i firmly believe i'd never properly survive on my own. so probably not until i move in with a significant other or i mature a lot more to where i can handle myself living alone.
what’s something people always assume about you that isn’t true? that i'm a cold person because i don't say much. people tend to think i hate humanity in general and want nothing to do with anyone.
on a scale of 1-10, how much do elevators scare you? a seven, maybe. i'm really scared of them getting stuck.
do you like slim jims? they are my true loves
have you ever received a hickey from the last person you kissed? that is a fucking disgusting thought that literally makes me cringe. no.
do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with? no.
if you had to live off one type of fruit, which would you pick? strawberries. kiwi is a close second.
how often do you drink monster? never. tastes like poison.
when is the last time you did something illegal? a few days ago when i downloaded some songs.
do you give a good back massage? well considering giving jason one always ended up becoming more than a massage...
what has been the scariest experience you’ve been through? overdosing on otc things and just waiting to see how badly it would fuck me up. thankfully, it literally did nothing other than almost make me puke briefly. you can bet your ass my sinuses were clear as fuck tho lmao
what’s your greatest insecurity? weight
would you strongly prefer to go out with someone of your own skin color/racial background? nope. i don't care.
say you’ve started seeing someone you really like. as far as you’re concerned, how long will it take before you have sex? there's a lot of variables here. one, i think i'm going to continue being abstinent, but i'm not entirely sure anymore. two, it depends on the person. exactly how rapidly are we becoming close to the other?
is jealousy healthy in a relationship? i think it is at a very mild degree. being a bit "territorial" with your partner is a good sign, to me. it's defending someone you love and showing you don't appreciate someone else showing them romantic affection, even if you trust your partner.
should evolution and creationism be taught side-by-side in school? i personally believe both of those branches should be electives. neither should be in the mandated curriculum.
have you ever cosplayed? no, but honestly, i'd love to.
is it wrong to sleep in a bed/cuddle with a friend (of the sex you’re attracted to) when you’re in an exclusive relationship with someone else? cuddling, yes, but sleeping together with a person not of your preferred gender doesn't seem wrong to me.
how do you feel about government-subsidized food programs (free lunch, food stamps, etc.)? they're beneficial for people who need it.
do you believe that heterosexual pornography is degrading to women? why just women and heterosexual? pornography is degrading to everyone involved.
do you support the exploration of outer space? if yes, would you consider taking a trip into space, or even to another planet? i think it is important, but we shouldn't spend as much money as we do on it; we need to be more concerned about the planet we live on. and i personally wouldn't.
is it okay for men to wear makeup? what’s your opinion of male crossdressers? sure. wear whatcha want.
would you let your children under 13 watch movies with full nudity? HELL NO
will you teach your children to believe in santa? i don't want kids, but hypothetically, i would. i really don't like the idea of lying, but i absolutely adore my memories of my own raising believing in santa. christmas was so magical.
what is your opinion concerning strip clubs? honestly? cesspits.
is there any aspect of your sexuality that you would be too embarrassed to ever share with a match? i wouldn't say "embarrassed," but i know i wouldn't like to share the fact i find penises remarkably hideous. i find both genitalia to be extremely unattractive.
what’s your passion? meerkats, youtubers, silent hill, world of warcraft bc fuckin' nerd, heavy metal music
have you ever been harassed and/or bullied? no, thank christ.
pick one: crash bandicoot or spyro? SPYRO! i like crash too, though.
do your parents drink? dad doesn't anymore, mom almost never does.
could you forgive a boyfriend or friend who physically hurt you? fuuuuck to the no son
are you a funny person? lol no
how do you feel about bob marley? his voice is fucking awful
when you were younger did you have a neopets account? i sure did.
do you have any gay family members? yes, an uncle.
do you look intimidating? besides having a serious resting bitch face, i don't know.
your last ex calls wanting to hangout, what do you say? nah son.
could you go the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? yeah.
what’s one fruit you love in drinks? strawberries
have you ever tried wine? no, don't particularly want to. i know it's really bitter.
have you ever just laid outside and looked at the stars? i used to do that while catfishing with dad. it was on a cement decline for boats to get into the water, and it was pretty comfortable to just lay on your back and look up at the stars while waiting. some of my favorite memories.
could you date someone shorter than you? yes?? why would height have anything to do with it??
have a crazy side? not really, no.
ever been kissed by a legal adult when you were a minor (or vise-versa)? yes. i like to forget it ever happened.
ever been kissed by someone you didn’t want to kiss? see above.
ever been walked in on while you were making out with someone? lol almost. thank god for fast reflexes.
ever stopped kissing someone because they had bad breath? ha ha yep. i don't do morning breath.
ever thought of someone else while you were kissing someone? no.
did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize? yes, but i sincerely believe he didn't mean it.
what's the last thing you and your ex talked about? jason, a lot. i was trying to gain closure, and i think i did. pretty sure the last thing he really said was stop saying "i'll try" and start saying "i will" or something like that. tyler, essentially to stop fucking texting me.
have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced? it's been pierced before and it is again now.
are you on medication for anything? bipolarity, anxiety if i need it, birth control, and an allergy med.
what was the worst mistake of your life? letting jason become the entire universe to me.
could you ever be friends with somebody who was homophobic? i am friends with a homophobe. i don't necessarily "respect" her opinion, but i tolerate it. i firmly believe everyone has the right to their own.
does virginity matter to you? i personally believe you should save it for someone you really, sincerely, absolutely love and plan to stay with, but i don't demean people who don't wait. regardless though, i firmly believe that you should at least feel that you love the person.
how would you describe your sense of humor? extremely dry.
ever written fanfiction for anything? believe it or not, no. i don't even read it.
would you rather get a tattoo or piercing? a tat
do you listen to a band a lot of people don’t seem to know about? ugh, otep is agonizingly underrated.
how do you feel about children swearing? i'm against it. i believe a certain level of maturity is required to really know when it's appropriate to swear or not.
what's a unique thing about your fashion sense? probably the fact i can look like a geek one second then a goth the next lol
how do you feel about your weight? i loathe it, but i feel better about it ever since finding out my weight gain wasn't my fault; it was a mood stabilizer i was on for a year or more called abilify. it's unbelievable how much that shit fucked me over, and it did absolutely nothing in terms of my mental health. my current psychiatrist pointed out how it absolutely destroys your metabolism, and he was honestly stunned when i told him no one else that i'd been seeing pointed that shit out, especially my primary doctor, who had some training in psychiatric meds; and the disgusting thing is, she occasionally acted angry towards me about it and really did make it seem like i didn't care about my health and wasn't trying. ugh. i am still remarkably bitter that i'd been put on a medicine that has a side effect of weight gain anyway considering i've explicitly told every psychiatrist i've ever seen DO FUCKING NOT put me on something that causes weight gain, because i've been through it before and worked my ass off to lose all the weight i'd gained from paxil years before.
but thankfully, since being taken off abilify and loads other medications, i've been losing weight rapidly since my body can no longer sustain what i'd gained. it helps that my appetite has returned to normal; well, maybe even less than normal, but i'm not complaining. like it's brazenly obvious it was medication considering it's not like i started exercising or something, and i haven't gone on some diet. i legitimately pray that i can return to what i used to weigh.
do you like to comment on other people's surveys? only on close friend's.
do you have any racist friends? yes, and it's the same story with the homophobe: i don't like your opinion, but i'm not going to generalize you as a whole terrible person just because of one belief. i'll never agree with you, but still.
do you wear glasses? what style do you like better? yeah. mine are kinda like big, geeky ones.
do you prefer lemons or limes? lemons.
would you consider your voice high, low, or in the middle? definitely low for a woman.
any songs that make you laugh out loud when you hear them? "i just had sex" by the lonely island ft. akon will, at the bare minimum, always make me smile. it's so silly.
was your first kiss perfect? i wouldn't have had it any other way.
how do you handle breakups? welp. if jason's and mine was any indication, i sob for over a year straight, get PTSD from it, want to die daily, and y'know, shit like that. i couldn't be more thankful that i'm over that shit.
if you had to get a tattoo, where would you get it? there's a few that i'm debating on being my next. there's a big, very detailed one i want on my right, upper arm, but i'm sure it won't be my next because it's going to be fucking expensive. one that has a good chance of being my next is a cool design i found that is geometric and has a badass-looking ram in the center, then in an arch over it, i want the lyrics "maybe i'm a misfit, maybe i'm different; it will never be an average existence" from "rise, rebel, resist" by otep. i think it looks really cool with the design because the graphic kinda radiates a sort of dominant, resilient aura. i'm not sure where i'd get it, though. another that has a good possibility being next is a design that has a few tiny koi fish going around the wrist in a slight angle. it's really cute; i'd get it on the top of my left wrist. i also like this triangular design that has a watercolor, fire-like texture sprayed over it; in a pretty chiseled font, I want "Gefährlich ist wer Schmerzen kennt" ("whoever knows pain is dangerous") written over it, from "feuer frei" by rammstein. i'd get it on top of my right hand. this one has a high chance of being my next one considering the budget will probably be kinda small. lastly, another with a good shot is getting the anxiety ribbon with the lyrics "you can't kill what you did not create" (from "just when you thought we couldn't get any more emo, we go and pull a stunt like this" by motionless in white; yes, seriously) beside it. i'm thinking of getting it on my right forearm, on the side. WOW that was long pardon me and my tattoo ideas.
do you wear your seat belt in the car? always.
what's your biggest turn off? if you believe illnesses are only real if they're physical, i will immediately fucking hate you. like i know i say a lot i respect other's opinions, but that is one i will never, ever, tolerate.
have you ever set a marshmallow on fire? yes. i'm awful at roasting marshmallows.
thinking back to your relationships, who ended it? counting everyone who's had the "boyfriend" title, plus a "friend" who i briefly acted like more with: me, me, me, him, me.
do you know anyone who's been arrested? i think i don't...
have you ever tried to reconnect with someone from your past, but were unable to find them/get in touch with them? multiple online friends.
do you believe that the more that you give, the more you will get? in general, but not always.
what is something you've recently discovered that you're absolutely in love with? how did you come across it? this is by no means recent, but the last thing i discovered that i fell in love with was rhett and link, whom i started to watch daily over a year ago. i was first exposed to them by my ex, but back then, i never watched them with him. big mistake lol. i actually don't recall how i re-discovered them...
what was the first social network website you joined? myspace.
what is the worst natural disaster you've experienced firsthand? hurricane floyd.
do you like to receive feedback on things you've made or done? i mean, sure. it's nice to see what others think.
do you own any webkinz? ... i have ~40 in a bag in our attic.
do you swoon over british accents? O BOI
do you prefer wolves or foxes? foxes.
do you prefer opossums or raccoons? opossums are cuter.
did you ever have tea parties when you were little? only if nicole wanted to. she had this disney princess tea set that she loved to play with.
choose one character: pooh, tigger, piglet, eeyore? eeyore was adorable. tigger's cool too, tho.
choose one character: mickey, minnie, donald, daisy, goofy, pluto? goofy
do you listen to kpop, jpop, or cpop? no. have an acquaintance who's obsessed, though.
which baby animal is your favorite? meerkats. like, have you seen pups??
chocolate or strawberry milk? strawberry milk is fucking repulsive, so chocolate.
does your job allow piercings or tattoos? currently unemployed, but i wouldn't work anywhere that didn't allow either.
do you like rollercoasters? never been on one, probably never will. i'm too scared of throwing up.
how old is your oldest and youngest friend? oldest, 30 or 31. youngest, 17.
did you tease freshmen in high school? no, why would i?? i was one at some point.
what is your favorite... bird? mammal? reptile? fish? barn owl; meerkat; cobra; koi, maybe.
what's your favorite bubblegum flavor? i really like that watermelon one from i think hubba bubba?
tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? i got a moose from the huge cabela's hunting store in ohio when i was young, and i named it brownie. i have him still sitting on my dresser<3
what are your favorite memes of the year so far? this is such a millennial question lol.
are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? hateclub. idk, i just find them remarkably annoying.
have you ever been a featured member on any website? yes. a sh fan site.
do you prefer hot chocolate with or without marshmallows? without, but i can do both.
who’s the last person you had a sleepover with? chelsea.
who do you talk to about personal problems? sara, more than anyone <3
what would you do if you got pregnant? be fucking terrified, angry, but keep the baby, but give it up for adoption.
when was your first kiss? 2012
ideal weather conditions? like 55 degrees, cloudy.
the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done? if it's the *most* embarrassing thing i've ever done, why would i want to talk about it?
can you name 5 people that you used to be close to, but aren’t anymore? explain why. 1.) megan - she lied to me about essentially everything. 2.) mini - she just... stopped talking to me and now only does on her time. 3.) jason - he just about ruined my entire life so i no longer want any association with him. 4.) brianna - she found a new group of friends in middle school. 5.) jenna - we also just kinda stopped talking. it was hard to keep up considering we never went to the same school. she did call me the last time i was in the hospital though, which i thought was incredibly sweet.
have you ever been told that you were good in bed? not explicitly, but i think the actions spoke for themselves.
do you think you would make a good mother? no. i don't like being around others a lot and also don't fancy being responsible for another person. then there's the fact that there's a chance that after investing all that time into someone, (s)he could just grow up hating me.
do you hate slang words like ‘tits’ and ‘shag’? depends on the word.
do you ever watch wildlife shows? they're my favorite shows.
would you pose naked in front of a million people for a million? no, actually. i am way too self-conscious and the embarrassment wouldn't be worth it.
do you download music illegally? yes. been a habit i've had too long to break.
favorite snapchat filter? i don't use snapchat, but of those that i know, i like the flower crown one. ... or is that instagram? idk.
what's the worst thing you have ever done? acting in a way i shouldn't have with "just a friend."
how many times have you been to the hospital? too many times. i don't know anymore. maybe six.
top 10 favorite songs? in no order, here are some that i really enjoy atm: 1.) "false flags" by massive attack; 2.) "do i wanna know?" by arctic monkeys; 3.) "third day of a seven day binge" by marilyn manson; 4.) "pumped up kicks" by foster the people; 5.) "trap door" by ozzy osbourne; 6.) "face down" by red jumpsuit apparatus; 7.) "milk and cookies" by melanie martinez; 8.) "deep six" by marilyn manson; 9.) "daddy issues" by the neighbourhood; 10.) "why'd you only call me when you're high?" by arctic monkeys. i'm sure they're more that i like more than some, but i can't think of all right now.
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) dry in most places, oily on my face.
what is your crush’s first and last initial? DM
are you going to change your last name when you get married? yes.
what is your favorite condiment to go with french fries? ketchup
do you like to eat stir fry? ew.
what color is your mp3 player? my ipod's hot pink.
have you ever laid in a hammock? yeah. we used to have one.
have you ever lost a pet in a tragic way? how did you cope? our goldendoodle got spleen cancer and declined in health in literally like a week. he had to be put down, and i was there for it. it was hard to get over.
what can’t you go a day without doing? eat, drink, use the bathroom, watch mark & do other shit online, watch gmm if it's a weekday.
have you ever led someone on? why did you do so? don’t you think that it’s mean to do that? rather just not talk about it. i was a stupid kid.
do you like gore? ... it's my aesthetic lol. but i have my limits about it.
do you own any choker/collar necklaces? i have multiple. my favorite doesn't fit anymore and the other probably doesn't either.
did you have a “scene” phase? no, i had an emo phase lol
do you find it easy to trust others? nope
if your s/o smoked pot/did drugs would you care? i wouldn't date him if so.
do you like hickeys? i don't not like them if they're private.
what time do you go to bed? any time from like 10:30 to 3:00 or so.
do you hate the person you fell hardest for? no, but i don't like him.
do you curse around your parents? totally open with dad, usually don't say "fuck" around mom.
are you monogamous or do you prefer open-ended relationships? monogamous
ever made out with a friend? no.
how would you rate your sex drive? normal, i'd say.
if you had to have a color for a name, what color would it be? uhhh. of those off the top of my head, maybe blue.
if you had kids, would you worry about what they did online? of course i would. the internet has some things kids should never see. i doubt i'd go through their history though, if i'm being honest. i'd hold issue with that if my mom did it, so i'm sure my own kids would.
have you gone mental? oh you have no idea.
would you take your kids to visit a black santa clause? why or why not? yes?? what the fuck is this question??
do you remember the first conversation you had with the person you have feelings for? i don't remember, i just know he first called me "lip ring girl" because he didn't know my name lol
do you know your best friend’s middle name? colleen, and i think sara's is jane, but i'm actually not sure if that's just part of her first name.
have you had sex with a black person? no, but i'm not opposed to it.
have you ever had a serious conversation with your dad? yes. he took me out to lunch one day and we talked about my recovering from jason.
do gay, lesbians, bisexuals or transgender people bother you? nope.
can you tolerate children for a long period of time? NO. just another reason i shouldn't be a mom.
have you ever became attracted to someone you weren’t at first because their personality made you find them physically attractive? yeah, jason.
were you more fond of swings, monkey bars, or seesaws as a child? boi i charged for the swings every time.
what is the worst way to break up with someone? through text/any kind of messenger, omg.
what must you have in order to sleep well at night? a fan on.
what will you name your future son or daughter? i don't want kids, but if i did, the girl would 100% be alessandra and the boy would probably be luther.
have you ever thrown a party for a pet? no, but i always give teddy a peanut butter sandwich "cake" for his birthday.
what do you consider the greatest threat to mankind? greed.
what is your favorite thing to do with your girls? just chill.
if your one true love hit you would you still love him? fuck that shit.
would you want to meet the man of your dreams if he dies in a year? no. like can you say traumatic.
how did you meet your best friend(s)? colleen, girl scouts. sara, youtube.
who introduced you to the band you love? all others besides ozzy, metallica, and korn, myself.
what song reminds you of your first love? "easy to love you" by theory of a deadman. i couldn't listen to it after the breakup until very recently.
what do you think of teenagers getting married? probably a bad choice. it works sometimes, sure, but you still have a lot of growing up to do.
what movie that johnny depp plays in do you really like? "alice in wonderland"
can you introduce yourself to a new person easily? NOOOOOO
which disney princess had to go through the most pain? good question! maybe rapunzel? like can you imagine being locked in a tower for that long??
do you believe you can only be in love once? absolutely not.
do you believe in premarital sex? i have mixed feelings. i'm more accepting of it than i used to be, tho.
“once a cheater always a cheater.” true or false? no. just because you cheated once doesn't doom you to cheat again.
do you believe its possible to fall out of love? yes, i lived through that experience.
do you know your blood type? yes, a-
are you catholic? i was raised roman catholic, but i'm not anymore.
what kind of job did your mom have when you were growing up? she was an assistant teacher for the special needs kids.
have you ever stayed up all night on the phone? this one time with jason.
do you think that fishing and hunting are wrong and why or why not? hunting is wrong if you don't eat the meat, imo. i have no problems with fishing because it doesn't kill the animal.
what do you put on your french fries? ketchup, sometimes.
do you like mustard? yup.
what’s the funniest nickname you have? i don't really have a funny nickname.
would you ever keep your favorite animal as a pet? no. meerkats are very destructive pets. it's not legal in the u.s., anyway.
what is something you eat but everybody else thinks it’s gross? i've heard a lot of people don't like peanut butter.
which celebrities would you have a threesome with? i wouldn't have a threesome with anybody. i don't support them.
favorite character from "finding nemo"? it's always been dory. through time, i've also developed a respect for gill.
do you change your type of music regularly? my music "type" hasn't changed since i was in the 6th grade.
ever met somebody who seem like they hated life? i know a lot of people like that.
do you look forward to the spring? absolutely not. welcome to the life of one allergic to pollen.
which area of the sciences do you enjoy the most? genetics
do you care about your weight? of course i do, everyone should.
if you could spend the day doing absolutely anything with anyone anywhere, what would it be like? go to the zoo with my mom.
is there anyone who lives in the same house as you that you can’t stand? nicole's dog. i tolerate him, but i do not like him.
are all of your friends virgins? to ask an adult if all their friends are virgins, realistically, has an obvious answer. not saying all adults aren't virgins, but you get me. it's more rare. but who are virgins and who isn't is none of my business.
who's the last person who gave you a "good morning" text? girt messaged me good morning via facebook, if that counts? i don't text a lot of people, so no one really tells me good morning.
do you have something you’re supposed to tell someone, but you haven’t yet? no.
do you like going to museums? yeah!
what is a cliche thing that happens a lot in anime? the most unique-looking character is always the protagonist.
if you believe in a god or higher being, do you think that they are vengeful and will punish you for your wrongdoings? vengeful, no. will one be punished, probably.
what is your favorite scene from your favorite film? it's super cool when alice fights the jabberwocky.
do you have a hard time being around people whose opinions on alcohol and drugs differ from yours? nope. so long you don't do drugs or drink excessively around me, i don't care.
what is something you thought could/would never happen to you that has happened to you? i attempted suicide.
how often do you get on facebook? sometimes multiple times a day, sometimes none at all.
do you think girls deserve more respect just cause they are girls? no, that's ridiculous.
is there anything specifically that you’ve been worrying about a lot recently? job stuff.
where do you spend a majority of your time when you’re at home? i am literally always in my room.
which deadly sin are you most guilty of? sloth.
who makes you feel the most unappreciated? my grandmother.
if heaven and hell are real, which one are you going to? i ask myself that. there are a number of things in the old testament that i 110% disagree with, but then there's the fact that according to the bible, jesus' resurrection is kinda what nullified the "old" sins. hence why, for example, christians can eat pork or whatever. the old and new testaments are what separate christians from jews. but i'm quite sure the more "common sense" sins weren't suddenly made fine, but hell, how do we really know what's a "common sense" sin to a god and which ones aren't? idk.
have you ever seen your dad cry? i've seen him tear up only once in my life.
have you ever had a pet rat? tezzeret, rhoka, rhett, link. i want another pair.
could you go a year without sex? i've gone 21 years without it, so.
do you like pudding? chocolate pudding, yes.
what’s your favorite kind of doughnut? i like original cake, glazed, and chocolate frosted.
do you ever trip over your pets? occasionally, teddy especially. teddy always lies on the side of my bed when i'm there, and he will not move when i get up for something until he's sure i'm not coming back to the room, so i have to step over him.
do you think polygamy is wrong or acceptable? i don't support it.
what is one natural disaster you are afraid of? TORNADOES
do your wrists ever hurt from typing too much? that's some amateur shit, brother. haven't had that issue for years.
is there any song that makes you think of your dad? "sweet child o' mine" by guns n' roses. if i ever get married, i really want that to be the father/daughter dance, although i don't see how to really dance to it...
have you ever taken a picture of you kissing someone? once.
what is the last thing you did on powerpoint? a final project for my art class my senior year.
if you were upset, who’s the first girl you would go to? sara, most likely.
are you afraid of falling in love? yes, because i'm afraid of being hurt.
could you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your bf/gf? definitely not.
if you’ve ever had and quit a job, did you actually call in and quit or put in your two weeks notice or did you just stop showing up? my first boss and i talked in the back room and he was so understandable. he was super chill and a great guy. second job, i texted my boss.
do you tend to baby or take care of the people you date, or do you tend to date alpha types that take care of you? both. depends on situations in regards to how i act.
how would you feel if the person you were interested in refused to perform oral sex on you? fuck, i'd be happy. i don't like oral.
honestly, does it bother you when your friends make questionable choices? or are you usually unaffected by how others live their lives? of course i care, because i care for them. i don't want them to make mistakes that they'll regret.
have your parents ever expressed interest in you taking up a certain profession or hobby? they don’t have to have had pressured you into it, but maybe just as a suggestion? yes, my mom reminds me i should be a vet a lot.
hypothetically speaking, if you ever give birth to a son, would you have him circumcised? yes, for health purposes.
do you ever get frustrated because you have great ideas for a talent you don’t have? for example, you have a good idea for a song but you don’t play an instrument so you can’t share it, or you have a great idea for a video but don’t know how to use video software, etc. yep, with drawing. i can picture things so vividly, but when it comes to drawing them... nnnope.
who was the last person you talked to on skype/video chat? we've never actually video chatted, but sam and i used to use skype for voice chat every day when we played wow together.
does your significant other/crush know about your tumblr? does he/she look at it? no, but i wouldn't be embarrassed if he did. but he'd probably judge me for it being a fandom trashcan lmao
have you ever had shower sex? no, and i never want to. sounds uncomfortable and dangerous as fuck.
did you masturbate today? i don't masturbate.
do you believe in karma as in “what goes around comes around?” no. not everyone who has done wrong ever gets what should be coming to them.
how many brothers does your father have? none.
does your best friend have any tattoos? sara, no, colleen, yes.
are you a skittles person, or an m&m person? skittles
have you ever had a seizure? no
what was your gpa in high school? over a 4.0
are you better at telling stories or writing them? writing them.
name a band that you can’t decide whether you like them or not. i pretty much know whether i like a band or not. nothing's coming to mind.
what’s one word that annoys you when people use it out of context? "retarded." don't fucking abuse it around me.
what fast food restaurant(s) can you absolutely not stand? arby's. ew.
does it annoy you when people say “omg” or “idk” in a normal conversation? it's a weird pet peeve i have, yes.
do you have any best friends that you only know online? most of the best friends i've ever had are online.
are you afraid of needles? no. like don't get me wrong, the needles used for shots make me uneasy because they're so long, but i think that's kinda natural.
do you have any plans set out for your future? if so, what are they? obtain a steady job, hopefully as a photographer, probably get married before moving to the mountains of nc because fuck the coastal plain.
have you ever had a concussion? if so, what from? yes. i passed out and landed on my chin.
do gay people make you uncomfortable? no, unless i'm being flirted with.
have you ever heard of the cranberries? i've heard of their song "zombie," which i enjoy.
who has the ability to hurt you the most emotionally? my mom.
do you have the same political views as your parents? we're all mostly conservative, but we have some varying views.
be honest, do you miss your ex? not anymore, no. if he couldn't handle me at my worst, then i don't need him.
if you have siblings, who do you think will be married first, you or them? i'll go through them. ashley is married, misty's in a serious relationship so maybe she will be next, i don't think bobby or katie are dating anyone, nicole's got a boyfriend but so do i, so between us two, idk.
do you like pastel colored hair? omf aesthetic
are there any cracks or scuffs on your phone? no.
how old were you when you got your first car? i haven't had my own car.
do you feed your leftovers to your dogs? teddy will get something occasionally because he doesn't fucking beg like cali and bentley.
what tricks does your pet do? teddy can sit, say hello (shake), lie down, and say please (beg). cali can sit. bentley can't do jack shit.
who is your favorite character on your favorite television show? fma: edward elrich; that '70s show: probably hyde.
who is your pet most attached to in your family? teddy, me. cali, mom. bentley, also mom because nicole gives him zero fucking attention. i'm the only one who gives venus attention because yeah, snake.
out of all the colors of the rainbow, which one is your favorite? assuming shades and tints are not included, purple or red.
would you ever be interested in going on a proper african safari? OMG YAAAAAAAAS
if you had to be a teacher, what subject would you be able to teach best? english
have your parents met the person you’re currently interested in? mom knows him well, dad's seen him a good number of times before the divorce.
are your eyes the same color as your siblings’ eyes? only bobby and i have blue eyes.
do you prefer glazed or powdered donuts? glazed.
when you first meet somebody, do you stick out your hand for them to shake? i usually don't initiate it, no.
do you know someone who has asthma? yes, my mother and grandmother
what is the most controversial thing you've done? uhhh... download music, maybe??
how many people have you kissed in your life? three, but i like to pretend one never happened.
what’s your favorite restaurant? olive garden.
do you act on impulse or do you think things through? it varies depending on the situation.
do you think the usa bullies other countries? sometimes, honestly, yes.
have you ever taken a shower with someone else? with my little sister as a kid.
can you taste the difference between pepsi and coke? immediately.
what was your first pet? do you still have this pet? a beautiful collie named trigger; she was my dad's dog. but no, she died when i was very little, so i barely remember her. don't remember how she died. i was told she swallowed her tongue, but i know you can't technically do that, so.
what is your favorite thing to learn about? meerkats.
who’s one person who changed how you viewed something? a number of people.
what annoys you most in a person? um. maybe closed-mindedness? intolerance?
whose bed did you sleep in last that wasn’t yours? colleen's.
in a relationship, do you think about the future, or now? both. you need to consider both if you want a healthy relationship.
are you a patient person? NO. i am the most impatient fucking person.
are you pale or tan or kind of an in-betweener? the irish is strong in this one.
is life pointless? i fail to believe we'd be here if it was.
would you ever spy on a boyfriend/girlfriend if you were suspicious? no, what the fuck. be an adult and be upfront about it.
when was the last time you were bitten by an animal? what kind of animal was it? some weeks ago by our dog bentley, but it was just a playful nip. he needs to learn to stop doing it, though.
what was the last band or artist you discovered? boyfriend's kinda got me into powerwolf. heard of them a looong time ago, but never actually listened to them.
do you have a favorite song by the cure? "she sells sanctuary"
are there things you’ve never told for fear that others would judge you? yes.
can sex ever be casual? i do believe it's possible to have it casually, but i don't support it.
what celebrity are you dreading the future death of? there are many. there are some who i think when they die, i will probably die with them.
do you neglect your friends when you have a significant other? no.
do you own a gun? no. i know i by law can't because of my suicidal and depressed history, but i'm unsure if those i live with can for the same reason.
if you had to delete one year of your life, which year would it be? 20fucking16
what is your favorite christmas song? if you wanna count "the nightmare before christmas" songs bc who the fuck knows if that movie's more about halloween or christmas, i love fall out boy's cover of "what's this?" if i can't include the movie's soundtrack, i like "the most wonderful time of the year."
what is something that has really impacted your life? more than anything, my breakup.
what did you and your ex fight about most? me and jason, uhhh... i don't really know? we argued sometimes, yes, but i can't really think of a main topic... as for tyler and me, we only fought once and that was the end of it.
do you have a foot phobia? it's not a phobia, but omg i still hate feet
are you embarrassed by any of the songs in your itunes? lol yes. my collection of melanie martinez songs is so random.
do you like raisins? omg no
have you ever gone on vacation with your boyfriend/girlfriend? not with my current one, nor with any exes.
have you met the last person you kissed's parents? no. known each other seven years and i have literally never seen his parents lmao
have you ever been to a sports game? yeah. dad and i have been to like three hockey games.
do people ever misspell your name? yes. people want to spell it as "brittney" all the time.
have you ever had roommates? yes. when jason and i lived together, our friends, who were also a couple, lived with us.
have you ever made a sex tape? no, and i never would.
do/did you skip class? never one class exclusively. i would fake sick to stay home occasionally lol
have you ever felt yourself fainting? twice. one occasion where i did, and another not that long after where i know without a doubt i would've if i hadn't gotten down on my knees.
have you ever been friends with someone with bipolar disorder? yes.
who’s the last boy to make you cry? jason
last girl? my mom
has anyone ever threatened you? yes.
would you ever own a rat? i've had four and would like two more, but this time from a breeder. i just don't like getting pets from pet stores... they honestly give no shits about them.
has your mouth ever been washed out with soap? no, but i'd be threatened with it as a kid.
would you genuinely be okay with having a woman as president? yes?? what the fuck is this question??
what’s the worst feeling in the world? heartbreak, in various forms.
what’s something you wish you could take back? things i don't want to talk about.
what happens to you when you get nervous? i sweat, my heartrate goes up, i fidget a lot, i knead my hands, and i stutter badly.
have you ever snuck out? how many times? no.
who’s the first person you kissed, and would you like a do-over? jason, and no.
who scares you? jason, because i know what he was capable of.
what’s the hardest thing you’ve ever had to do in your life? learn to let jason go.
do you prefer cupcakes or muffins? muffins
do you and your dad get along? yes. i wrote him a letter after the divorce though that he never should've forgiven me for, but he did. he is a wonderful person that i am so so thankful for. <3
who was your high school crush? first was kyle, then girt, then jason.
do your nails grow out round or square? round
have you ever been on crutches? no.
did your mom sing to you when you were young? i don't think so.
does your boyfriend have a job? way to assume everyone has a boyfriend. but whatever. yes.
do your siblings dye their hair? no.
did you have a role model growing up? yes, steve irwin.
what's the greatest lost you've endured? jason.
is there a situation or person you haven't been able to get over, forgive or what-have-you? i'm over him, but i haven't exactly "forgiven" jason.
did you give anyone their first kiss? no.
what animal did you last pet or hold? pet, dog, hold, snake.
were you born perfectly healthy or with some (or a lot) of health issues? i was perfectly healthy.
did you ever catch any bugs or insects with your friends as a kid? me and my neighbor hunter would catch SO MANY bugs.
have you ever been disrespectful to one or both of your parents? yes to both.
do you believe in sex before marriage? is it against your religion? eh, mixed feelings. i think abstinence is for me tho. as for if it's against my religion, i actually don't know if it's mentioned in the new testament, so idk.
when you sign your name do you use your middle name? no.
do you have a shower curtain or door? curtain
has anyone ever mistaken you for being gay/lesbian/bi? i've been mistaken as gay before.
does the thought of being pregnant gross you out? let's be real here, pregnancy is disgusting.
did you ever have to share a room with one of your siblings? my younger sister and i did when we were little.
do you remember those "the land before time" movies and if so, who was your favorite character? i loved those movies. pretty sure my favorite was littlefoot.
what band, musical artist or song do you feel you’ll never get sick of? more than anyone, ozzy and metallica. my first metal loves.
do you think you’ll be a good mother/father? no, and thus i don't want kids.
is it hard leaving people behind? if you actually gave a shit about the person, it always is.
do you watch "the walking dead"? no, i don't watch tv.
have you ever had to get a tooth pulled? if so, what for? no, but i may have to get this wisdom tooth on my bottom left jaw out. it causes me to bite my cheek a lot.
if you’ve ever babysat, do you like it? i did once and i never will again.
have either of your parents gone to jail? no.
do you know a hoarder? i know two.
what’s a reasonable amount of time before two people get engaged? i mean... it depends. people get close at different rates. but i'd probably be doubtful if it was any less than like two years.
what’s something you’ve done that not many people can say they have? uhhhh... hm. i don't really know. i mean not many people can say they've been to a mental hospital at least five fucking times, but that's nothing to be proud of.
what tv shows did you grow up watching? just to name a few: "pokemon," "bear in the big blue house," "rugrats," "spongebob squarepants," "the amanda show," "rolie polie olie," "the crocodile hunter," etc... lots of stuff on nick, disney, and animal planet.
what were your favorite toys to play with as a child? these plastic dinosaurs that i had.
do you enjoy the arctic monkeys? they have three songs i really love, one being one of my all-time faves. i've heard a few others that are all right.
what type of criminal would you be? i wouldn't be a criminal to begin with. but if you're asking like, what am i most likely to do to make me one? idk.
do you get attached easily? once you start showing me i can trust you, yes. but i don't mean this in a romantic sense; i learned my damn lesson. i'm doubtful and very cautious when getting attached romantically, but as far as friendships go, once i think you're all right? yeah, i get attached.
what were you like when you were a kid? i was hyper, weird, and really talkative. only thing i've maintained is the weirdness lol
would you go against your moral code for money? no. i have a really devout moral compass.
what is your happiest childhood memory? really, i have a lot. the memory of me waking up early to play any of the original "spyro" games is strong with me. i also used to love swimming on the first day of spring with nicole; we'd always pester dad to put the pool up as soon as spring was here. we wouldn't even wait for the water to warm up lol. then i have a distinct memory of dad teaching me to ride a bike, and i loved that. playing baseball with dad was fun, too. all things considered, i had a good childhood.
have you ever had an imaginary friend? no.
if you could change one thing about the world, what would it be? that's a hard question, but i'd probably take away greed. it is the fuel behind a LOT of things.
is there someone you don’t ever want to be out of your life? many people, but more than anyone, my mom. i have no fucking clue where i'd be without her.
do you think you can love someone without trusting them? not sincerely, no.
what is a career you dream of pursuing but realistically you shouldn’t? meerkat biologist. i wouldn't survive in the heat.
do you like 80s music? quite a bit, mostly '80s metal.
what kind of food is your favorite? (Ex. mexican, chinese, thai, etc.) american
how would you feel if you were drafted for the military? NNNNNNOPE
who is your favorite harry potter character? i don't know much about hp.
what is your favorite queen song? "bohemian rhapsody" is the only correct answer
what topics are you really shy about and don’t like discussing? i don't talk about my hobbies period.
who did you last pinky promise with? probably colleen.
do you drink bottled water? if i absolutely have to drink water, i'll get it from a bottle or preferably a water filter that's been in the fridge. i can't drink tap water.
do you donate blood? i did once in high school, but i don't think i will again. it was a very stressful experience for me because i was afraid of fainting.
have you ever swam in a river? yeah. welcome to the south.
in what month do you start christmas shopping? i don't have my own money, so i can't christmas shop to begin with.
have you ever posted a question on yahoo questions? no.
do you still have clothes from your high school dances? i have both my prom dresses
have you ever felt manipulated? yes.
what is your stance on getting revenge? childish.
do you have a ceiling fan located in your bedroom? no, but mom wants to install one. my room is extremely hot, and the one desk fan i have in here is far from enough.
disney’s "frozen": yay or nay? nay. so disappointing. the pacing was awful and the story was so predictable.
what does your best friend think of the person you love/like? sara doesn't know him, colleen loves him.
ever thought you knew someone, but it was all a big lie? meet my former best friend.
any music videos make you cry? "hurt" by johnny cash really gets me, as well as "one" by metallica, but i wouldn't say i cry.
do you delete people from facebook if their views are vastly different than yours? no. however, if they start pushing their views on me or straight-up bash mine, then yes.
do you like to climb trees? i wouldn't know, as i've never climbed one. like 99% of trees here in nc are pine trees, so no branches are low enough to climb.
have you ever played the "tomb raider" games? omg so we had two. i remember buying the first one, but my brother had the second one, i'm pretty sure. might have been the first. i got too frustrated with the first one, which i played as a teenager, but when i was very young, my sister and i loved the second one. only our brother was good at it, but ashley and i would love to play and always lure the old butler into the freezer lmao.
beatles or rolling stones? i legitimately only like one song by the beatles. i enjoy the rolling stones.
what is your favorite accent? british or scottish
what was your first favorite band? green day
do you feel uncomfortable sharing drinks with other people? yes.
do you call any of your friends by their last name? i call my boyfriend by a portion of his last name
have you ever cried in school? yes, but only in the bathroom comes to the top of my head.
do you remember the first computer game you ever played? not the absolute first, but i remember "putt-putt," "freddie the fish," "oregon trail," then there was this one i LOVED where i think some friends were preparing for a friend's birthday? i think it was a lion? i have very strong memories of a game that it think is called "amazon trail 3;" i played that game obsessively.
were you baptized? yes.
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