Play "Slay the Princess" to hear Jonny Sims be very disappointed in you many, many times.
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Compelled.
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[ID: Magnus Archives fanart of Jon reading from stacks of paper with the beginnings of distress on his face as a huge eyeball looms directly behind him. Jon is a thin brown man with chin-length hair, and his eyes are glowing the same yellow green of the eye behind him. The background is a purple-to-gray gradient filled with empty speech bubbles. End ID]
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hey did you know that slay the princess is out now? did you know it's on sale with a 10% launch discount until november 2nd? do you want to spend several hours getting sternly lectured by and annoying jonathan sims?? well this is your game
i think it's good and you should buy it but don't listen to me look at that 91 metascore—and for us, just a couple of lil guys make a game with no gameplay other than click dialogue options! idk must be fun
“An existentially horrific visual novel, with an incredibly well-written plot, a beautiful score and graphics that will enrapture all senses. One of the best narrative games of 2023.”
10/10 – Voxel Smash
“There isn’t a single thing I don’t like about Slay the Princess. The presentation is beautiful, the story is fantastic and moving, the voice acting of amazing characters is done phenomenally well, and the branching paths of the story give you what feels like unlimited possibilities.”
10/10 – Try Hard Guides
“Slay the Princess will stay with you for a long time, I think. It’s absurdist and dark and haunting in a way that not a lot of games are. If you have an itch for something that’s spooky but also morally confronting and you will be thinking about it for days to come, it’s impossible not to recommend this.”
A- – Player 2
Anyways more seriously truly from the bottom of our hearts thank you all so much for making this launch a world-shifting experience for us! We can't wait to share more games with you, starting with Episode 5 of Scarlet Hollow 👀
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me, when Jonny Sims appears in any piece of media he's been part of: oh hey. what's Jonny Sims doing in this piece of media I started consuming solely because Jonny Sims was in it.
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Post-Pilates Coffee Date at Flat White Kitchen ☕
Ft. Balance & Grace by @joliebean & @daylifesims
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Subject line: HELPME
Dear Mr Bouchard,
I am writing to you today to inform you that I, once again, got beat up by a supernatural entity. Do you have ANY advice at all to stop this from happening in the future?
Well Wishes,
JON SIMS
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Dear Mr Sims,
You should be at the clubbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Kindest regards,
Elias Bouchard
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They got the entrance of the double waterfalls, only to be met with rain. They found shelter under a nearby tree.
Selena: "It's no fun for the kids to have to wait out the rain under the tree. Let's head home and try again later this weekend."
Margaret: "Nonsense. I'll take these three back to the cabin for a snack. You two stay back and enjoy the view - no need to waste a trip out here."
Selena: "Well where do we start?"
Charlie: "Care for a swim?"
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Tfw you're into the magnus archives a little too much
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*Archivist voice* Statement of a hero regarding a path in the woods. At the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a princess. You’re here to slay her.
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