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sportsthoughts · 2 months

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people i would like to get to know better game!!

tagged by: @sidsthekid thanks friend!

last song i listened to: haha - St. Judy's Comet by Paul Simon. It has become my nephew's default lullaby song and I have it stuck in my head 24/7. It's driving me up the wall but still a great song!

currently watching: nothing. please someone give me a recommendation of a good show! have recently finished rewatching bridgerton and can't take on any more queer eye at the moment because I get too invested and cry through every episode. let me know what you guys are watching!

spicy/sweet/savory: sweet! I have such a sweet tooth. especially any kind of fruit.

relationship status: married for nearly three years now. mr sportsthoughts says he feels like it's gone very quickly but I disagree and feel like spontaneously getting married mid pandemic (one of my more reckless decisions) feels like a lifetime ago. best decision I ever made though. when in doubt, just marry your best buddy!

current obsession(s): I got really into fantasy hockey this year and am going to miss it when the season ends. my league (which consisted of me and 11 middle aged canadian men as they were the only people with a space left on fantrax) ended up being extremely competitive and very very fun. Can feel myself getting obsessed with the gym again which normally happens around this time each year when it's light enough that I actually want to leave my house in the mornings. Also really obsessed with my hilariously long and complicated skincare routine atm - I didn't really think it was doing much but I got carded to buy a packet of paracetamol (16 age limit in the UK) last week so I might be onto a winner.

fav color: at the moment green

who I want to know better: i've seen this one do the rounds so sorry if you've already done this and I missed it! I'm a nosy nosy person and want to know everyone but I will just tag some people I've had nice conversations with recently but don't know well @coffee-at-annies @reavenedges-lies @freebooter4ever @donderwolkenblog @holdingpenalty @vermithorr @pensultimate - no pressure though!

#tag games

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shipatfirstsight · 3 years

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Favorite Books of 2020*

*being books I read in 2020, for the first time, rather than only limited to books published in 2020, and in no specific order, except for probably by author because I tend to read an author’s whole backlog when I ~discover~ them

**These are also, exclusively, books I gave 5 stars to. Didn’t intend it, but here we are.

Did this for my own gratification to sift through all the books I read this year, but thought it could serve as a recommendation list too! I pretty much exclusively read Historical (Regency) Romances, so that’s what this is.

1. The Captive by Grace Burrowes- Absolutely moving book, my new standard for hurt comfort

2. The Traitor by Grace Burrowes- ~villain~ from book 1 on this list as the MC and also super moving and just generally Great

3. Andrew: Lord of Despair by Grace Burrowes- I read the summary. I was not interested. I decided to read the first 10 pages before bed. Read the first 190 pages.

The rest of the list is under the cut, 29th entry has a spoiler so just be pre-warned.

4. Darius by Grace Burrows- I hate the trope this book covers, and yet I loved this book

5. The Seduction of an English Scoundrel by Jillian Hunter- So funny, actually I loved this whole series and since it is 15 books long, I won’t list them all. Just know I loved them. Most of them.

6. Teresa Medeiros. Seriously almost all of her books. Specifically, though: The Vampire Who Loved Me, After Midnight, One Night Of Scandal, Charming the Prince, and Thief of Hearts

7. Yours Until Dawn by Teresa Medeiros- This one was so good, it needs its own spot even though I also loved the ones above. This book though.

8. The Wedding Night by Barbara Dawson Smith- love people already married who come back together and fall in love, and this one delivered

9. The Markham Hall Series by Sierra Simone- erotica, Good book, I reread favorite scenes all the time

10. Duke I'd Like to F... and Naughty Brits- Two anthology that had to be read for their titles alone, liked all the stories which is all that really matters to me with anthologies

11. Two Rogues Make a Right by Cat Sebastian- so sweet, another hurt/comfort

12. The entire Sebastian St. Cyr Series by C.S. Harris- murder mysteries set after the Napoleonic Wars. LOVED. Also nice to see a love story play out over several books.

13. Someone to Romance by Mary Balogh- I’m going to be honest: I love everything Mary Balogh writes. Her books just work for me.

14. The Deadly Hours- another anthology, but I really only liked Susanna Kearsley and C.S. Harris’ stories. Still, worth it for me!

15. The Will Darling Adventures Series by KJ Charles- these boys. Charles makes me feel her books viscerally in a way I like.

16. Daring and the Duke by Sarah MacLean- Another villain (sort of) turned MC for this one. MacLean makes me like characters I don’t expect to like, and I would legitimately like anything she wrote so here we are.

17. A Dark and Stormy Knight by Kerrigan Bryne- I hated the MC of this book in the rest of this series and now I like him, so again, here we are

18. The Earl of Christmas Past by Kerrigan Bryne- healed my pain from the Ghost and Mrs. Muir, and that is all I will say on the matter

19. All Scot and Bothered by Kerrigan Bryne- I think its clear that I just like Bryne’s books.

20. Marry in Scarlet by Anne Gracie- I was so excited for this book and it managed to exceed by expectations.

21. Amanda Quick- Just, all of them yet again. I literally gave most of them 5 stars and cannot reduce them to my favorites. I liked all of them. You can message me for specifics cause they do cross genres ect., but just know that I loved them all.

22. The Lord I Left by Scarlett Peckham- as a person with a complicated relationship with religion, this book appealed to me, and you know ~I hope that didn’t awaken anything in me~

23. The Rakess by Scarlett Peckham- loved the thesis of the book (if you can call it that in a fiction book). Thought it was really well done.

24. Something Wicked by Jo Beverly- it has been months since I read this book and every time I think about it, I’m like, damn that was a good book. Enemy-ish characters and like....my stomach hurt when I was reading it? I was that emotionally distressed. This book made me feel some kind of way.

25. That Scandalous Evening by Christina Dodd- young woman sculpts crush, gets the proportions of his....manly bits wrong because she’s an innocent, he’s embarrassed, she’s ostracized for 10 years! and then they meet again and its great and hilarious

26. My Favorite Bride by Christina Dodd- I’m 1000% sure this is a The Sound of Music retelling and it’s Perfect

27. House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J. Maas- I just think it was Neat. World building, characters, Maas, I liked it.

28. Chasing Cassandra by Lisa Kleypas- there was a scene cut from a previous book in this series about the characters in this book and it appears in this book, but someone posted it and every so often, I would read that scene over and over because it was so good and the full book did not disappoint me.

29. The Night Tiger by Yangsze Choo- ok, this is a well written book but it has low ratings on goodreads for its ****SPOILERS**** psuedo-incest between two step-siblings. ***END SPOILERS*** I think its a little unfair, because it is a good book, and I love Choo’s writing, but I mean I understand that it can be a problematic read for some people.

and finally

30. Ten Things I Hate About the Duke by Loretta Chase- I’ve been waiting 3! years! for this book and boy was it worth that wait. I’m not even done with it yet, but yeah, it’s working for me.

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mtvswatches · 4 years

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Jane the Virgin 2x21 Chapter Forty-Three

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Stray thoughts

1) Are we really having a sub-plot about Jane fighting with another mom over a children’s birthday party entertainer? Hmmmmokay.

2) I feel like Jane getting a publishing deal thanks to her grandma meeting someone from Simon & Schuster would be kind of like a cop-out? Really? This is how the struggling mother and writer will get her book published? I really hope not… it would be disappointing.

3) Petra decided not to go to Jane’s wedding because of the whole Anezka thing, but Jane convinced her otherwise since they’re pretty much family. Petra then promised to keep Anezka away from Jane. But… how am I supposed to know if this really Petra or if it’s Anezka pretending to be Petra…?

4) Michael’s brother – whose character is so inconsequential I couldn’t be bothered to learn his name – gave him 48 hours to give up the hotel. We’re heading for disaster, I think. On top of that, Petra and Jane are telling him to take two very different roads, and he’s torn on what advice to follow.

5) Hmm. Jane’s professor just told her not to present her novel to the publisher, and I think this might be a case of artist envy? Or is she genuinely concerned about Jane’s prospects as a writer?

6) Rogelio’s crew have gone on strike – they were hilariously inspired by Rogelio’s very own time-traveling novela – and they’ll start the picket line on Friday, the day before Jane’s wedding. And the venue is the set of the show, so that’s going to be a disaster, too. Not the wedding disaster I was expecting, but a disaster nonetheless.

7) Petra swayed Rafael by telling him she loves him… as the father of her children. Can we please be done with the Petra and Rafael thing? She deserves better.

8) The entertainer canceled on Jane, I guess we should care?

9) Rogelio struck up a deal with one of the crew members – if he lasts a week as a crew member, they’ll postpone the picket line. If the doesn’t last, then he’ll become the face of the strike. This is the most interesting storyline in this episode, to be quite honest.

10) Alba is right, though, Mateo won’t remember the party nor would he know or care who the entertainer is… a birthday party for a one-year-old is simply done for the parents.

11) It turns out… Jane is only suggesting Rafael he should turn himself in because Michael told her that’s what she should tell him… and it feels kind of… duplicitous? Treacherous? It’s definitely questionable advice.

12) Jane gets angry when Petra shows up to her and Rafael’s entertainment scouting date to do… exactly the same Jane is trying to do… manipulate Rafael into doing what she wants him to do and what she thinks is right for him. Why is what Jane does good and what Petra does evil? Can someone explain? Why are we expected to root for Jane? It’s been two seasons and it’s getting harder and harder to see why we should side with Jane.

13) Surprisingly, and adorably, Rogelio turns out to be quite the handyman! He does the job well, and the crew decides to make things more difficult for him… I really hope this only ends up with him being excellent at all the jobs they line up for him and deciding to support their strike anyway, even if he technically wins the bet…

14) #rosmellio

15) You deserve it, Petra.

And Jane’s expression? She’s just as petty as Petra! She’s totally pissed she didn’t get to “win” this time.

16) Michael fell asleep reading Jane’s novel. He is honest with her, though, and tells her that the writing is good but it’s not exactly best-seller material.

17) The FBI just raided Rafael’s office and took him in, and who gave him up?

18)

I do hope his fear of leprechauns is brought up again in some form!

19) So… the whole FBI raid was a set-up to trick Derek (right, that’s his name!)

20) Unfortunately, Rafael is not Petra, and he couldn’t get Derek to confess to bribing him on tape.

21) Rogelio literally faced his fear of heights to have Jane’s wedding happen and if that’s not the greatest father on television ever, I don’t know who is.

22) Jerry, the crew guy, tells Rogelio he’s keeping his promise and they will hold off the picket line to allow the wedding to happen…

I’m guessing the crew won’t forget that.

23) Poor Mateo is down with something, and Jane and Rafael are staying with him at the hospital overnight. This gives Rafael the chance to fess up to Jane and tell her he gave up the Fairwick. Jane tells him she fears this might not be the end of it, and in this show, is it ever...?

24) Mateo is celebrating his first birthday at the hospital…

25) The higher-ups are firing everyone in the crew before they get the chance to go on strike, and I know Rogelio won’t disappoint me.

26) It’s nice to see Jane and Rafael connect as parents, though…

You know what’s not nice? Rafael still lusting after Jane…

27) Everyone who matters shows up at the hospital to celebrate his first birthday, and honestly, that’s all that matters.

28) YES. ROGELIO CONTINUES TO BE THE BEST CHARACTER IN THIS SHOW AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE OVER IT.

I have to join the picket line on Friday. (…) Telemasivo executives plan to replace them before that, and I can’t let that happen.

29) Michael has the sudden realization that the only reason Derek was so interested in getting the Fairwick is because they must’ve dug tunnels from the Marbella to there and hidden the drug money underneath it.

30) Well, there was something buried there alright…

31) Derek is off on a plane and talking to someone on the phone, telling them he’s on his way with the money. I’m guessing it’s Rose, I mean, who else could it be?

32) Jane needs to get off her high horse, it’s so fucking annoying. She’s so self-righteous and sanctimonious, they’re awful traits to have… And I can’t help but feel this reaction is mostly out of spite because Petra rubbed it in her face earlier when it was her turn to win.

PETRA: I know... it's not a competition. JANE: Yeah, well... I'm starting to think it is, actually. PETRA: Excuse me? JANE: And I do hope Rafael comes to me for advice more. PETRA: What?! JANE: Because I won't tell him to do crazy things like staging a fake FBI raid. PETRA: Well, I was trying something at least. JANE: The wrong thing. PETRA: Oh, will you stop already? There is no right or wrong, Jane. JANE: That is not true. PETRA: So, you think it's right for him to go to jail? Look, you're an optimist, that's all, and I'm a realist, and I'm getting tired of you assuming that you're the better person.

So... Petra showed up to mend fences, and Jane is all up on her high horse, claiming that what SHE tells Rafael to do is the RIGHT thing. Yes, Petra’s plan was kind of insane - though, technically, not illegal, I think? - but she was trying to protect Rafael. Jane claims to have Rafael’s best interest at heart, but she was actually just telling him to do what Michael told her he should do. And why does she have to be so self-righteous about it? I’m on Petra’s side, I’m also tired of Jane assuming she’s the better person just because she says so.

33) So… Anezka has been visiting Magda in prison and doing what Magda tells her to do. They’ve been working together on a plan for a whole year… what is the plan, exactly?

34) I really don’t know what to expect from the season finale. I mean, obviously, there are several plots that will reach their climax during the finale – there’s the wedding, Anezka and Magda’s plan, the picket line, Michael chasing Derek… but I have no idea how messy or satisfactory it all might turn out to be. And I have no idea what plot points they might set up for next season… I was wondering, though, how high season 2 ranks as a favorite season? Because I found it all a bit meh? Anyway, I hope the season finale delivers a fun hour, at least.

35) Hope you enjoyed my recap, and, as usual, if you’ve got this far, thank you for reading! If you enjoy my recaps and my blog, please consider supporting it on ko-fi.Thanks!

#Jane the Virgin #Jane Villanueva #Gina Rodriguez #Rogelio De La Vega #Petra Solano #I'd never disliked the title character of a show right off the bat but I don't... like... Jane?#it might be why I'm finding it hard to make an emotional connection with this show #it all kind of falls flat when you don't really care what happens to the main character...#mine #JTV recap #JTV 2x21 #recap

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aarontalksmusic-blog · 5 years

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A Top 30 Horror Movies

This is Halloween! This is Halloween! There are a lot of awesome horror movies, but I picked just 30 that qualify as my favorites.

#30 - The Conjuring

So this movie isn’t perfect. The last 20-30 minutes kinda turn into a mess as the demon gets more confrontational. But, the first 90 minutes are a near perfect slow build of tension and smart visual storytelling. All the actors do a good job, even the kids. This movie has insured I never play Hide and Clap.

#29 - Paranormal Activity 2

In my opinion superior to the (still pretty good) original, PA2 moves faster than its predecessor and uses the audience’s curiosity against them in interesting ways. You’re always looking to the edges of the screen for something or someone out of place, and as the movie progresses, that curiosity rattles the nerves more and more.

#28 - The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

One of the only modern horror remakes that improves and expands on the original. The Hills Have Eyes hit when I was a junior in high school. It is gleefully gorey and deranged. People die in awful ways, and the protagonist (seen above) spends most of the last half hour drenched in blood. It’s a lot of fun if you’re into that sort of thing.

#27 - Event Horizon

Space Horror is a hard genre to get right. Event Horizon knocks it out of the park by getting the slow build right. There are gruesome and bloody images from time to time, but the majority of the movie is built on tension and dread. Having Sam Neill and Laurence Fishburne leading the cast adds some dramatic weight to the proceedings.

#26 - The VVitch

The GOAT 17th Century rural horror movie. This movie gets real weird and leaves a lot up to the audience’s imagination. The less said about it the better if you haven’t seen it. But, even for the 2010s renaissance of horror, this one stands out.

#25 - Hereditary

This is a list of my favorite horror movies, not the scariest. If it were “scariest” this would be top 10, maybe top 5. The second half of this movie is some of the most uncomfortable and relentlessly horrifying storytelling I’ve ever seen. Across just two feature films, Director Ari Aster has proved himself a master of the horror genre. We’re all worse off for it.

#24 - Return of the Living Dead

The first movie on this list that is more funny than scary, Return of the Living Dead is laugh out loud hilarious at times. Somehow, it still manages to be a more effective zombie movie than most serious ones. Great punk rock soundtrack and highly quotable, this is great for people who scare a little too easily.

#23 - Friday the 13th Part 2

Basically improving on the original in every way, Friday the 13th Part 2 is iconic even without Jason’s hockey mask making an appearance. The killer instead keeps a lumpy bag over his head the whole time. The movie lets you know early on that its going to be ridiculous, when the Part 2 logo literally smashes through the Friday the 13th title card. Great representation of the slasher genre.

#22 - Suspiria (2018)

I’m a sucker for lore in movies, and Suspiria is full to the brim with details that expand on the world. Led by great performances from Tilda Swinton and Dakota Johnson, the movie is highly intelligent and occasionally brutally violent. The fact that the director’s prior movie was “Call Me By Your Name” shows that he’s a talented filmmaker no matter the genre.

#21 - Halloween (1978)

Michael Myers is iconic. The music is iconic. Jamie Lee Curtis is an all-time great horror leading lady. Halloween is a must watch for horror genre fans.

#20 - Get Out

This movie is so well written it won an Oscar. Get Out is both hilarious and brutally tense. The acting is awesome across the board. Who knew Jordan Peele would use his comedy talent to make a career in scary movies?

#19 - Shaun of the Dead

A classic comedy filled with so many jokes that it takes about 3 watches to catch them all. Not scary in the least, but uniquely playful in the genre. Also made Simon Pegg a star. Nothing but greatness here.

#18 - The Descent

I’ll always remember my first watch of this movie. It slaps you in the face with trauma in the first 5 minutes. Then spends three quarters of an hour building tension and claustrophobia before suddenly becoming a solid monster feature. Though it fizzles a little at the end with some wtf moments, the first 3/4ths are very effecting.

#17 - Nightmare on Elm Street

Nightmare on Elm Street is just a cool as hell idea for a horror movie. It takes the occasional predictability of Halloween or Friday the 13th and flips it. The kills are inventive and visually interesting, the effects are very cool, and you get to see Johnny Depp get brutally murdered. win-win-win.

#16 - Saw

Saw came out at a perfect age for me. Seeing this movie at 16 was a great experience. Even as the sequels got worse and worse, the whodunnit nature of the original held up. People were literally drowning in gore by Saw 3, but this is a solid movie that knows when to tone things down. Great watch.

#15 - Evil Dead 2

By turns hilarious and unsettling, watching Evil Dead 2 allows the viewer to marvel at the special effects done on a shoestring budget. Bruce Campbell is an absurd and talented physical actor, and singlehandedly carries this movie into the hall of fame.

#14 - IT Chapter 1

Chopping the 1,000 page Stephen King book in half allowed the first half of the IT saga to thrive. Bill Skarsgard is a fantastic Pennywise, and the child actors all do well. A slightly repetitive series of scares keeps this one from perfection (and would be the downfall of Part 2), but its still an amazing peak of the genre.

#13 - Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Fast zombies. Zack Snyder directing before his head got too big. Hilarious musical cues. Apocalyptic imagery. This movie is one of the best of the zombie genre.

#12 - Fright Night (1985)

One of the most simply fun movies on this list, Fright Night is straight out of the mid 80s. It never takes itself too seriously, but it still has some good scares sprinkled in. An essential vampire movie, and the remake with Colin Farrell wasn’t half bad either.

#11 - The Omen (1976)

One of my early favorites, The Omen is another lore filled film that gradually ramps up the twists until the dramatic finale. Probably one of the least scary films on my list, its built on Gregory Peck being a great actor and a few pretty messed up deaths.

#10 - An American Werewolf in London

Another favorite from childhood, this is the best the werewolf genre has to offer. Made by John Landis who also did Animal House and Blues Brothers, American Werewolf balances 80s level of gore with award winning special effects and clever music (every song featured has moon in the title).

#9 - It Follows

One of the newest (and most original) movies on the list, It Follows is one of a kind. It’s terrifying, has great cinematography and halfway through the movie you have absolutely no clue how it will end. Must see.

#8 - Midsommar

This is absolute newest film on the list, and one I’m anxious to rewatch. Midsommar sets itself apart by being 95% in broad daylight and providing a wealth of backstory to the “bad guys”. Also Florence Pugh shows that she is an amazingly skilled actress, particularly in the final 10 minutes.

#7 - The Exorcist

^That guy is scary. He’s also only in the movie for like 3 seconds. Obviously this is a classic. If you haven’t seen it and like horror at all, it will still amaze you, almost 50 years later. I would’ve loved to be a fly on the wall when it was in theaters watching people lose their minds. Still a masterpiece of the genre.

#6 - The Blair Witch Project

I watched The Blair Witch Project for the first time alone in my room at age...I believe 14. That was a mistake. While the mistakes of the hikers become a bit hilarious on multiple rewatches, the night scenes are still tense af. The last 15 minutes are uniquely terror-inducing. Everybody’s seen this one, but if you haven’t, maybe watch it with the lights on?

#5 - The Evil Dead (2013)

This movie is one of the most intense and relentless horror movies ever. Nail guns, rusty knives, a turkey carver, a chainsaw, a machete: people get literally ripped apart in this movie. But, here’s the thing, its really really fun to watch. You’ll be out of breath when its over, but still.

#4 - Cabin in the Woods

Cabin in the Woods isn’t THAT scary. It flirts with scary. It has some shocking and frightening moments But mostly its a shitload of fun that plays on every trope of the horror genre. It also has one of my favorite final moments of any film on this list.

#3 - The Thing

Underappreciated upon its release, The Thing has become the standard by which body horror is measured. Its delightfully paranoid and lets the audience sit and think as gruesome deaths pile up.

#2 - Alien

One of the first movies to terrify me, Alien is one of the greatest horror movies ever made. The monster design is iconic. The kills and set pieces are one of a kind. It has a kick ass female heroine played by Sigourney Weaver. What more do you want?

and finally

#1 - The Shining

YEAHHHHHHH Here’s a brief list of iconic Shining scenes: - An elevator full of blood - The old woman in room 237 - All work and no play make Jack a dull boy - The snowy hedge maze - Here’s Johnny - Danny’s vision of the twins - The house of horrors finale featuring the man in bear costume featured above and of course - REDRUM This movie is a masterpiece, made by one of the greatest directors of all time, starring one of the greatest actors of all time and based on one of the scariest books by the defining horror author of our time. Its damn near perfect.

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kariachi · 5 years

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Next up, the episode I actually need to watch, Hairier and Scarier. Werewolf action is in, guys.

Okay, 1) be careful security peeps that this is dangerous, and 2) why would you put a frickin’ picture of the article about how this werewolf was captured by one Martin Mystery in the werewolf’s cell? That’s just asking for trouble.

Okay I know I’m supposed to think Martin is using Center tech to gather information on various girls around Torrington (which, Martin please) but half of this shit wouldn’t be on any sort’ve official file, so I have to believe that he gathered this information himself and is using his Center computer to store it so he doesn’t have to keep a filing cabinet for this shit.

It might not be canon, but it’s going in the fic.

Also Martin that shirt is questionable.

“It’s not like anybody’s gonna find out” is immediately found out.

Those are some filthy-ass cages, who is in charge of this shit? That cannot be ethically sound.

Poor Martin, seeing an ‘empty’ cage and choosing it just to make for an easier start. Also did he not notice his picture in the damn cage? How?

Phantom Werewolves, also able to walk on ceilings apparently. What is this a fucking Ossy? Spider-Wolf?

And after a brief struggle Martin has escaped, but gotten scratched by a werewolf. Something that has a long (modern) history of turning someone into a werewolf. There is no way Martin ‘King of the Paranormal and also Vampires’ Mystery does not know something is bound to happen here.

I am gonna have to do something with this werewolf wound, because Martin as he’s being written in this fic would not be just bandaging it and going.

Also can we appreciate the fact he knows fucking everybody at this school? I’ve been to smaller schools and not known more than four people by name and he is familiar with every single person on this campus I swear to fuck. Martin Mystery, social moth.

Oh Becky is just not having it today.

Sign #1 Something is Off With Martin: Is distracted from a cute girl by cafeteria chicken. (the fact Diana doesn’t see this and immediately go “who is this person wearing my brother’s skin” is shocking)

Diana here to save her brother’s life, while Luke is here to save his girlfriend’s lunch. Both are wonderful signs of dedication.

Ooo, I’m already gonna be giving the Psi Psi Psi girls decent roles in this, and probs Tonio too I’ll see what I can do there, but I can probably get one or the other in here, notice and lure Martin from danger with a piece of meatloaf or something.

Diana, watching her brother dive-tackle some poor girl over a plate of wings: Hm, something seems odd here...

Oh Martin, trying to an art model for the sake of getting a girl.

Martin pls

Martin don’t go for the taken girls, for your own sake. Also, dude, it’s Martin, he couldn’t catch a date in a trap, couldn’t attract a girlfriend with a diamond necklace on a string, back off with the territorial air.

Diana, done with his shit

Oh yeah, tempt him Diana. He’s a sibling, you know he will take any opportunity to embarrass you you give him

Diana be nice, he’s suffering enough with the itching in public.

Also how the fuck is this more embarrassing than dive-tackling somebody for their lunch?

Martin pls

This boy is a disaster why do we keep him?

When you look so weird in fuchsia that cheerleaders laugh at you. And I can’t even blame them because holy shit have you looked in a mirror boy. Stay away from pinks and purples.

You know neither of these other boyfriends hold a candle to Luke. Luke was coming up all “hey, mind your manners around my girl and her lunch”, demanding politeness towards his woman, meanwhile these other two keep coming up being all territorial. Their girls deserve better. Maybe Becky’ll agree to share.

Martin’s not bad at dribbling at least, let’s see ya shoot.

Dude being rude again, like seriously pal learn to fucking chill.

Also I can understand Martin’s panic here, as he must have grown all that hair since he got dressed. He’s fuzzier than Java.

Martin panics, poor child. Just skip gym, darling, it’s fine, nobody cares, move on.

Martin’s reaction time has been shot by oncoming wolfiness

And he’s chasing after balls on all fours, snatching them up in his mouth, shaking shit. He is puddy mutt.

Really dude? That’s your response? Goddamn forget becoming a werewolf I hope the damn thing eats you. Fucking rude-ass territorial thinks he’s some shit nobody-

Damn, there’s some fucking load of jerks in Martin’s gym class. We’ll be removing some of them for reasons of fic and because really people? Nobody thinking maybe, just maybe, something is fucking off about this situation? Like this is fucking weird behavior even from Martin? Nobody is concerned? Not even on a very basic “somebody appears to be in pain, that is sad” empathy level? Nobody? Yeah, fixing that, at least one of those cheerleaders is gonna be a Psi Psi Psi girl, concerned for her brother.

Martin running around outside on four limbs, being very weird, ver dog.

Poor baby is dealing with sensory overload

Martin no. Just dive tackle the pizza guy, Martin.

People at this school, I swear.

Full moon on campus and Jerkhat McGee is out and about alone...

And attacked by a fucking werewolf, joy.

Martin wakes up to a lot more hair, claws, pointy ears, muddy clothes, tiny fangs, and a room even more trashed than usual.

Has realized something is up, intends to complain to MOM once he figures out what.

I refuse to believe Martin wouldn’t know what. I mean really. It’s Martin Mystery. Like he’s just going to not know the signs he’s becoming a werewolf. Like he’s not going to have had a clue what was going on from the start.

I have to admit, for a moment I thought Martin was going to jump out a window to avoid Diana seeing him all wolfy. The fact he instead jumped directly to “quick! trim the nails! shave the everything!” amuses me.

Louise, honey, I don’t mean to minimize your loss, but you’re better off without Chip. He was a jerk. You can do better. Come with me I’ll find you a nice girl, or if you aren’t that way we’ll talk to Betty about you getting a piece of Luke.

Martin having a crisis upon the reveal of Chip’s shredded jacket. Personally all I can think is that quote from Rock-A-Doodle “If I kill my nephew- would that be murder, or charity?”

Damn Martin it hasn’t been ten minutes and your nails are back to claw form

Also now he apparently stops and thinks “oh, yeah, werewolves are a thing”.

That werewolf has been moving fast, snatching up teenagers.

(one of the potential topics thrown at me was “wtf is the werewolf up to” so, I gotta figure out some sort’ve reason for this thing to be starting this particular brand of shit. I mean if it were out to start shit with Martin that’d make sense but... We’ll see. Gotta finish the episode sometime this year.)

Wolfy!Martin has a temper.

And Diana still only seems to think something is odd and not ‘something is fucking wrong here’

Thankfully in this fic Martin will have back-up of the “have you met yourself? we’d believe the shrubbery were offing people before you, werewolf or no” variety. Tonio and the sorority girls are gonna be trying to figure out what size dog beds they should be investing in. (“Do we get him a flea collar?” “Maybe? Probably.” “He could’ve used one before he got fuzzy.”)

Martin running away and tying himself up so he won’t be a danger to others, because he’s a lot of things but at heart he’s a good person.

Oh now Diana is concerned. Took you long enough.

Really? Using a flashlight to investigate Martin’s room? Does the boy not own a lightswitch, what?

Werewolf Vision. And also a fourth victim.

Poor Martin is still itchy, even as a wereling. (Actually that’s another subject. It’s weird that there’s apparently a difference between being bit by and being scratched by phantom werewolves, despite that not being a thing with other varieties. Wondering if Martin not turning fully has less to do with that and more to do with his being genetically predisposed to vampirism. I mean, we saw Simone become a giant bat monster, and vampires are also associated with transformations into wolves... I don’t know, I’ll work something out, got about 12 billion thoughts)

In this Diana will not get a chance to be indignant about Martin not telling anyone he got scratched by a werewolf because she and Java will be the last to know about it, but I’ll think of something for her to say to him once she finds out.

Known he was a werewolf 24 hours and already that boy is using those athletic skills to his advantage, jumping over 7 ft walls with ease so he can run away and not hurt anyone.

*screams internally about logics and things surrounding werewolves*

(do I, or do I not, during this conversation with MOM, have Eva in the background screaming about “I was gone for two weeks!!”)

I wonder if the ‘phantom’ portion of the phantom werewolfness is passed on? Like, can werewolves made by the phantom werewolf also turn invisible? Was that shown this episode? Why am I asking, I’m gonna find out eventually. 8 minutes left so, another hour maybe?

Or, ya know, he noticed you put a tracker on his shoes and ditched them to stop you from following him.

Or at least some kinda beastie... Look more like bear tracks than wolf tracks if you ask me. Even werewolf.

The phantom wolf’s timing is amazing. Also poor Martin refusing to trust his people because he’s that worried he’s gonna end up in one of those cages. Can’t blame him either. (It’s okay, fic!Martin will not have these problems because he will have more people looking out for him)

Bitch did you not just say he wasn’t a werewolf, make up your mind. Also I think we can all agree that the idea of Martin being an ‘alpha male’ is hilarious.

Instant werewolf, just remove light

“Java help!” “No Java! If you get bitten you’ll just be another enemy!” Immediately goes to help. Werewolves are not a male-only species, Diana! Back the fuck up! Toss Martin the weapon if you wanna!

Wait so baby!werewolf Martin can jump high enough to grab the outside of the pit, while the other werewolf can’t even jump high enough to touch the bars? Is this a ‘Martin has training’ thing for a ‘Martin is better at being a supernatural creature’ thing?

#hm...

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carry-on-kissing-snowbaz · 6 years

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Ice Skating (COC Day 27)

Day 27: Snowy Day

My mother (who was an ice skater) took my dad out ice skating when they were dating on a frozen pond. I used that as inspiration for this 8th year fic. @carryon-countdown

My other COC fics can be found here: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Word Count: 765

Baz

Snow’s cheeks were flushed but not with anger for once.

Snow was walking in the snow slowly as if he were distracted by something. He’d asked Baz to come with him but he had no idea why. They were the only two on campus during the holidays and it was Christmas Eve. He’d agreed to go because he had nothing better to do and well, it was Snow. But he wasn’t sure where this little errand was headed.

“Are we visiting Ebb?” Baz asked.

Snow shook his head.

“She’s already home for the holidays,” Snow said.

Baz nodded.

They’d started to get along better during their quiet meals together and walks through the empty halls. Spending winter break with Snow was like a dream for Baz but he was surprised to see that Snow seemed to be enjoying himself too. Over the last few days he’d even laughed at some of Baz’s jokes. But he wasn’t sure why he was suddenly being so quiet.

“Then where are we going?” Baz asked.

Snow smiled briefly.

“You’ll see.”

Baz grumbled something unpleasant but otherwise followed Snow’s instructions.

Eventually they’d walked so far that Baz wasn’t even sure they were still on campus. There were trees everywhere but he was pretty sure they weren’t in the wavering wood. Everything looked like something out of a wintry painting. In the distance he noticed that the snow dipped into a sort of circle.

“You mentioned you’d never ice skated before,” Snow said, shyly.

That’s when Baz realized he was looking at a frozen pond.

It was gorgeous; surrounded by large trees and falling snow. The sun glinted prettily off the murky ice of the pond and made Baz squint. Nobody had ever brought Baz somewhere so beautiful.

“Won’t it be difficult to skate?” he asked, in awe.

Snow shrugged.

“Yes,” he said, “But if you can skate this then you can skate anywhere.”

Baz felt like he was floating on happiness.

“Thank you,” he said.

Snow grinned.

“C’mon,” he said, “I’ll show you how.”

He raised a hand out to Baz.

Baz looked at his hand and smiled.

“All right,” he said.

He grabbed Snow’s hand and followed him to the pond.

Simon

Baz learning to skate on uneven frozen pond water was both hilarious and adorable.

Simon had found some skates lying around in the physical education equipment room a few days prior and had snagged them with this errand in mind. Lately he’d been having such a good time hanging out with Baz. He’d thought they were becoming friends and then one night they’d stayed up for hours talking and Simon realized what he felt for Baz was more than just friendly.

Baz was finally getting the hang of it. His legs were shaking and his face was tense with concentration but he wasn’t falling flat on his arse anymore.

“You’re doing great!” Simon called out.

Baz looked up at him and gave him a wide smile.

Simon watched as the effort made his stance shift in just the wrong way. His knees buckled and he went down hard, hands splayed on the ice. Simon skated over to him quickly and helped him up to his knees.

“I’m sorry,” Simon said, worried that Baz might have hurt his wrists, “I didn’t mean to make you fall.”

“Snow,” Baz said.

Simon started wiping slush off of Baz’s jacket.

“I’m not a very good teacher,” he grumbled.

“Simon,” Baz said.

Simon looked up and found that Baz was looking at him differently. His eyes were hooded slightly and he was looking at his mouth. Simon felt blood rush to his cheeks and stopped talking.

“Nobody has ever done something like this for me before,” he said.

“I just wanted to do something special,” Simon said.

The falling snow had caught in Baz’s black eyelashes, making the grey of his eyes brighter.

“Why?” he whispered.

“Because,” Simon whispered, bringing a hand up to Baz’s face to run his thumb over his lip, “You’re special to me.”

Baz leaned forward and kissed Simon, taking his face gently into his hands.

Simon sighed happily and kissed him back, hands drifting to Baz’s scarf and pulling him closer. He deepened the kiss, enjoying the cool sweetness of Baz’s mouth.

When they broke apart the snow was coming down heavier.

“Maybe we should go inside,” Simon said, “Continue this in the room.”

Baz smiled.

“Sure,” he said, “Can we come back tomorrow and keep skating?”

Simon smiled.

“Of course.”

Then they walked back hand in hand back to their room in the swirling snow.

#carry-on-kissing-snowbaz #my fanfiction #carry on countdown #coc 2017 #carry on #carry on fanfic #carry on fan fic #carry on fanfiction #simon snow #Simon and Baz #baz pitch #basilton pitch #basilton Grimm pitch #tyrannus basilton grimm pitch #snowbaz #canon divergence

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emoceanevolution-blog · 6 years

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RIP Vine

1. Do you ever wonder what other people think of your survey answers? I really enjoy reading what the previous person wrote, and it never dawned on me that other people read mine when they copy and paste these. Hello, whoever you are! *waves*

2. Are there any survey-takers that you simply do not like because of their answers? Hahahah no

3. Has anyone ever said anything in response to a survey question that offended you? I’m offended no one has said anything in response to my surveys ;P lol

4. Which of the following sounds more appealing at the present moment : a bag of chips, a handful of cookies, a slice of pie / cake, or some crackers? Any particular kind? I ate too many cheesy ruffles earlier, those are my weakness. I could go for some cookies, CHOCOLATE CHIP OMG i love chocolate

5. How many pets have you had in your household at one time? When I was growing up there was Max, Simon, and Frankie: dog, cat, fish

6. Do you know anyone that works for a cable company? Not that I’m aware of

7. What was the last thing you heard / read / saw that made you want to face-palm? An episode of Friends

8. Have you ever watched the show Raising Hope? If yes, what did you think of it? I thought the premise was clever in the first episode but it lost me real quick. It was nice to see Tig though

9. Name one person on Xanga that you would be interested to be friends with. Or, if you are uncomfortable doing so, is there even anyone on Xanga that you find interesting & that you think you could be friends with? I don’t know anyone, I get all these from badsurveyshit. She seems nice, I think I’d like being friends with her

10. Is it cold enough to comfortably wear pants where you are, without getting too warm? Sure

11. What do you / does your family pay for rent? Do you think that your home is worth that amount? It’s just short of 2000 for a 3 bed 1 bath. The house wasn’t put together very well but it’s nice to not be living with my parents.

12. Are your walls pretty sound-proof or is it easy to hear other people talking even if they’re several rooms away from you? Ughh my room is not soundproofed at all. >.> Wood floors throughout carry the sound too. I can hear people talk in their bedrooms if they aren’t using hushed tones. Oh god, they must know I’ve watched an entire season of Friends today..

13. Have you ever had family portraits done? Is this something you are fond of doing, or do you dread it? We did some family photos in 2007, also had head shots done in 2008. I’m fond of it.

14. When was the last time you had oatmeal, if ever? Do you use milk or water in it? OOOOOOOO I introduced my boyfriend to Dinosaur oatmeal last week!! There are dinosaur eggs in the dry oatmeal, then pouring hot water will “hatch” the eggs to reveal little candy dinosaurs!! It’s the best!!

15. Do you have anything on your bedroom door? Have you ever? I almost always have something on my bedroom doors. In most recent years it’s been “The Little Mermaid” poster from the playroom at my grandma’s house. These days I’m keeping a clean polished look for the door - we’ll see how long this lasts. My Uncle did a custom build of the door, as we were converting the back room into a bedroom and the doorway is not a standard size.

16. Have you ever worked hard on something, only to have someone ruin it [whether literally or figuratively]? HAHAHAHAH IT’S CALLED LIFE

17. Does taking medication make you nervous? Is it something you avoid as much as possible? Depends on the side affects really. I try not to become reliant on medication but I take it when I need to.

18. Do you ever learn new words [or even “remember” old words] that you become addicted to saying & repeat them in almost every sentence? Nah, I’m not like that

19. Who do you know that suffers from bad dandruff, if anyone? What an odd question? no?

20. Do you think that after the age of 90 you should stop caring so much about what you intake & just eat / drink whatever you want because you might as well since you’d be on the verge of death anyhow? Be good to yourself, whatever than means for you.

21. Are the bottoms of your feet dirty? Yes

22. What do you do with your gum after you are done chewing it? Use it for arts and crafts

23. Do you know someone that [unintentionally] types in caps a lot & then afterward apologizes for it? Do you watch what you are typing to ensure that you don’t make mistakes like that, or do you tend to stare down at the keyboard as you type? Hahahaha I know people that intentionally type in caps with no apologies. I usually watch for mistakes, but half the time I don’t care.

24. Are you at all interested in the lives of celebrities? Why do you think people care so much about the lives of people that they don’t even know? I’m not too concerned. Though, I do have an emotional attachment to Hilary Duff cause I loooved her when I was a kid. I’m also interested in Brendon Urie. He’s a defining musical influence and I’d love to know more about him. I don’t want to stalk him at his favorite fast food restaurants, but rather learn how he interprets his life into his music.

25. What is a site that you go to when you need a good laugh? YouTube. Vines. Repeat

#survey #questions #myspace #myspace survey #bulletins #bulletin #vine #youtube

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thegreatwhiteferret · 6 years

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87 Random Questions

I was tagged by @edwardtheloser because JJ just wants the world to burn. 💖💖💖

1. Where do you live? I currently live in Delaware...yeah, the tiny ass state everyone forgets about.

2. One cool item you own? I’m trying to think of something really deep and meaningful...I have a Texas charm with golden star on it that I wear with a cross on a chain around my neck and never take off.

3. Moon or stars? The stars (High key one of the things I miss most about Texas)!

4. Places you’d like to travel to? Either to London or to Disney...both are related to Peter Pan for reasons.

5. Favorite song? I cannot possibly pick just one song...music is everything. Praying by Kesha has me all sorts of in the feels right now.

6. Do you have any fears? I am afraid of so many things. I am afraid of the dark, germs, going into anaphylaxis, letting people down, not being good enough...I should stop now, right?

7. Do you feel different than you did last year? I mean I guess. The past year has been really bad for me, but I’ve just recently started feeling really hopeful about the future.

8. What is your race? I am white as white can be. I’m 75% Canadian (25-British, 25-Irish, and 25-French with a bit of Native American mixed in) and then 25% mystery that is most likely German or Dutch.

9. Pet peeves? People being assholes when they disagree with something and people smacking when they eat. (These two just stuck out, there are more, I’m petty as hell)

10. Any siblings? I have 3 sisters.

11. Are you a gamer? Only if The Sims and Dream Daddy count. Hand eye coordination is not there.

12. Sexual orientation? Pansexual Princess

13. Does a broken mirror mean bad luck? I don’t know, but I will steer the fuck clear!

14. What do you feel is your mental age? Depends on the day. Sometimes I feel like I’m sixteen some days I feel like I’m forty. There is no consistency.

15. How old were you when you started dating? My family was super strict, so no dating officially until after I went to college.

16. Where do you do most of your online shopping? Forever21 and Amazon.

17. Favorite animal? Bears

18. What’s one film from the 2000s that you like? Psssssh, so many. School of Rock and Mean Girls were my shit though.

19. What’s your favorite scary movie? IT. I am a scaredy cat, so the fact that I love this movie so much is amazing.

20. Fun fact about yourself? I convinced my 5th grade teacher that I had elaborately schemed to get rid of my baby sister when I was only three years old to avoid actually having to write a serious paper. I won a damn award for my story too.

21. Shoe size? 9.5 or a 10 in Women's.

22. Which fictional character(s) do you relate to the most? Junie B. Jones. She’s a real hero of mine. (JK, Stanley Uris and I are one in the same).

23. Where do you see yourself living in ten years? Philly, Boston, or Chicago. I need some excitement in my life.

24. Ever wore clothes that were just wayyy too tight? I mean I wore a corset around just for the hell of it the either night so....

25. What’s on your mind? How many stories I have in my queue to write and the fact that I am not doing that right now...whoops.

26. Are you religious? I’d still identify as Christian, but I have a lot of questions. I also don’t believe in pushing your religion on people, that’s an asshole move.

27. How tall are you? 5’8″

28. Favorite band? HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO PICK ONE??? Jesus, I’m going to see AJR in a few weeks so let me give them a shoutout.

29. Do you remember 2009? Yes. It sucked.

30. Cats or dogs? DOGS! You can fight me on this one @edwardtheloser they are freaking flawless and amazing.

31. Fruit or vegetables? Por que no los dos??

32. Do you want to get married? Yes. That would be nice.

33. Do you want children? I DO. So so bad. It’s a problem.

34. Flamingos or peacocks? Meh. Birds. (Only difference between me and Stan tbh)

35. What superpower do you wish you had? Telekinesis or Shapeshifting.

36. Are you a germ freak? Yes. I have severe food allergies and I break out when I touch the allergens, so I kind of have to be. Also, people are gross.

37. Did swearing baby, ghost car, or ghost caught on tape scare you as a kid? I don’t know what any of these are...

38. Do you prefer sweet or salty? Por que no los dos?

39. Tea or coffee? Give me all of the non carbonated caffeine.

40. Are you superstitious? Yes. I knock on wood. I won’t walk under ladders or on cracks in the sidewalk. I do counting things as coping mechanisms. I’m so bad.

41. Do you like stripes? Sure, but plaid is better.

42. Favorite shows as a kid? The Big Comfy Couch, Rugrats, The Wiggles, Doug, Arthur, Zoom...I liked TV a lot.

43. Favorite shows growing up? Lizzie McGuire, Boy Meets World, That’s So Raven, Sabrina the Teenage Witch...again, I liked TV a lot.

44. Favorite musical? I LOVE MUSICALS. Hamilton, Hairspray, High School Musical, Rocky Horror, Annie. All of them. RENT is my absolute favorite though, I bawled my eyes out when I saw it live.

45. Favorite movie? Inglorious Basterds, IT, and Goonies.

46. Birthday? October 1st.

47. Are you a grammar Nazi? Yes. It kills me not to correct people.

48. Ever gotten drunk? Hahahahaha. Yes.

49. Do you have a carrier bag? I switch between a small backpack, a big satchel bag and a small hot pink cross body purse. As long as my epi pen and wipes fit, I’m good.

50. What would you do if you were the opposite gender for a day? Some very NSFW things...I’m not sorry.

51. If you were the opposite gender what would you change your name to? Oliver, Ollie for short.

52. What song is stuck in your head? The Kids Aren’t Alright by The Offspring

53. Celebrity crush? Hilary Knight, Taron Egerton, Chris Evans, Hayley Williams, Joe Keery...so many. I love all the people.

54. If you could live in a non-English speaking country, where would it be? Sweden

55. Are you a good dancer? I try...

56. Have any allergies? Gluten and Dairy. Deathly allergic and people think it’s just a diet fad smh...

57. Any bad habits? Procrastinating and shoving my feelings down.

58. Ever broke a bone? Yes. My mom broke my leg when I was three, we fell down the stairs and if she hadn’t pushed me behind her and landed on my leg I would have gone head first into a brick wall. My mommy saved my life. 💖

59. Are you a city or country person? Both. I like the feel of the country with the convenience of the city.

60. Do you like your home country? United States of Go Fuck Yourself

61. Sunflowers or daisies? Sunflowers

62. Tulips or roses? Tulips, they remind me of living in the Netherlands as a kid.

63. Oak or maple? Maple. I’m Canadian, eh.

64. Disney or Nickelodeon? BOTH! I WILL NOT CHOOSE!

65. WYR be obese or anorexic? I’m in recovery for both anorexia and bulimia and have been since I was twelve years old, body dysmorphia since I was seven because I’ve been overweight my entire life, and this question can go fuck itself. Jesus fucking Christ. Those are serious issues not choices. Fuck.

66. WYR be over 6 feet or under 5 feet? Under 5 feet, I hate being tall.

67. Rubies or sapphires? Sapphires

68. Are you stubborn? I am so stubborn that it hurts.

69. Have you been in scouts/Girl Scouts? Yes! And I loved it.

70. What type of music do you listen to? Everything. I love music.

71. Favorite vine? Uhmmmm...I was never into vines...sorry.

72. Beaches or castles? Castles. Real life Disney Princess y’all!

73. Pick the closest book to you, and write the line you opened to:

"I mean, a superhero. My heart almost squeezes to a stop. Blue loves superheroes.” -Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda

74. Anyone in the same room as you right now? Yup. My mama and the dogs. Pip is sleeping on my lap.

75. Which is worse; throwing up or diarrhea? I mean I don’t love either...

76. Butterflies or lady bugs? I don’t like bugs...butterflies qualify as well.

77. Do you say “K” when you’re not mad? I never do this, because I am so cautious of how others will feel from it. You can’t take back hurt feelings.

78. How do you react when purposely scare you? I usually have some form of anxiety attack. My sister has made me cry and panic just from making me watch a YouTube video...I’m easy to scare guys.

79. Most overrated celebrity? Every Kardashian except for Khloe, I love her.

80. Do you have a globe in your room? No, I have a print of the world, but that would be so cool!

81. Do you have a dream catcher in your room? No, this would also be cool.

82. What do you see when you look out your window? Well it’s nighttime now so darkness.

83. Have you been on an airplane? Yes, I’ve been flying since I was a month old.

84. Do you believe in aliens? Yes. It’s stupid to think that we are alone in the universe.

85. Do you believe in ghosts? Absolutely. I don’t fuck with spirits, all respect.

86. Do you believe in God? I believe in a higher power, and I do still have faith in the Christian God, but I do have so many questions.

87. Do you believe in yourself? I’m working on it, y’all. That’s all I can say.

I am tagging randomly because I don’t know who has done this yet... @billbenbev @its-reddie-bitch @not-reddie @theriodiaries @demianhill @dannybriereisaliferuiner @thebroadstreetdarling @milagric and whoever else would like to do this, consider yourselves tagged! 💖💖💖💖💖

#Me #Question Thingy #This is so long #Personal

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hannahindie · 6 years

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85 Statements!

Rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

I was tagged by the absolutely amazing @ultrafandomcat Thank you so much for tagging me love!

Last

1. Drink - Cherry Coke

2. Phone call - The dude from Ink in a Blink.

3. Text message - not a text technically, but @pinknerdpanda! <3

4. Song you listened to - As The Jurassic World Turns (Jurassic World Soundtrack)

5. Time you cried - Umm...sometime earlier this week. I found pictures my grandmother who just passed away took at my wedding last year.

Ever

6. Dated someone twice? - Not dated, but talked to. Dumb.

7. Kissed someone and regretted it - Oh, yes. Oh my, yes. And Facebook memories just keep popping up the fallout from it. -eye roll-

8. Been cheated on - ...This is weird to answer. No but yes? It’s a weird story. lol

9. Lost someone special - Yes.

10. Been depressed - Yeah

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up - Yeeaaaaa. I used to be able to say no to this, and then I got old and my body decided to remind me.

Favourite colours

12. dark purple

13. bright blue

14. dark gray

In the last year have you…

15. Made new friends - Yes.

16. Fallen out of love - Nope! Still very much head over heels, thank youuuuu.

17. Laughed until you cried - Yep

18. Found out someone was talking about you - I’m sure people talk about me at work a lot. -shrug- I guess that happens when you get shit done. -flex-

19. Met someone who changed you - Sure have

20. Found out who your friends are - Uhh...I don’t think so?

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook friends list - Sure have! -whispers- My husband is my facebook friend.

General

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know irl - I’d like to say most of them, but I had a pretty significant time frame where I made alllllllllll the online friends.

23. Do you have any pets - My kitty!

24. Do you want to change your name - I changed my last name!

25. What did you do for your last birthday - I honestly can’t remember. I’m sure I went with my parents, we had a dinner with friends, I think my husband might have taken just the two of us out.

26. What time did you wake up today - 8 a.m.

27. What were you doing at midnight last night - Watching Grey’s Anatomy because I hate myself.

28. What is something you cant wait for - APRIL. I get to see my water bear and my twin and the boys and and and everyooooooooone!

30. What are you listening to right now - People talking about....something. I don’t know. Not paying much attention.

31. Have you ever talked to a person named tom - One of my first close college friends is named Tom.

32. Something that’s getting on your nerves - Wanting to go home and being trapped here. lol

33. Most visited website - Tumblr, Facebook, BeFunky.

34. Hair colour - dark strawberry blonde I guess. Someone said brown once, but I don’t think that’s accurate.

35. Long or short hair - I miss my long hair.

36. Do you have a crush on someone - Yes. -whispers- It’s my husband. Don’t tell him.

37. What do you like about yourself - I’m pretty hilarious.

38. Want any piercings? - I toyed with the idea of getting my nose pierced.

39. Blood type - I have no idea. I live life on the edge.

40. Nicknames - Han, Hanners

41. Relationship status - Marrrrrrriiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeed

42. Zodiac - Pisces

43. Pronouns - She/her.

44. Favourite TV shows - Supernatural, Walking Dead, Criminal Minds, Psych, The Office, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Grey’s Anatomy (just recently. it’s my guilty pleasure)

45. Tattoos - One, on my foot. It says Amor motis est.

46. Right or left handed - Right.

47. Ever had surgery - Yup

48. Piercings - Yep: I had three on the bottom, but now I have two on the bottom, and the first hole is gauged, I have a regular cartilage piercing in one ear, and an industrial in the other.

49. Sports - I did roller derby for awhile. I am not an athletic person.

50. Vacation - New Zealand, Ireland, pretty much most places, okay, ,thanks.

51. Trainers - My favorite pair are black converse that are super glittery.

More general

52. Eating - I haven’t had lunch...but I had a McGriddle for breakfast.

53. Drinking - Still sipping on cherry coke.

54. I’m about to watch - Nothing. Because I’m trapped.

55. Waiting for - the contractors to be done with my house so I can move in!

56. Want - to go home, and see my parents, and also mooooooove.

57. Get married - I am! It’s pretty great. I thoroughly enjoy it.

58. Career - If I could make money from writing and cross stitching, and be able to survive...that. OR Moving into the ID department. Or an occupational therapist.

Which is better

59. Hugs or kisses - I like both very much.

60. Lips or eyes - Eyes.

61. Shorter or taller - Taller, because I’m already pretty short.

62. Older or younger - Doesn’t really matter...my husband is only like a month older than me. lol

63. Nice arms or stomach - Mmm...arms.

64. Hookup or relationship - Relationship, yo.

65. Troublemaker or hesitant - I can be both.

Have you ever

66. Kissed a stranger - Uhhh...I don’t think so? hahah

67. Drank hard liquor - Oh, yes.

68. Lost glasses - Yes

69. Turned someone down - Yes

70. Sex on first date - Nope

71. Broken someones heart - Yeaaaa....but not on purpose.

72. Had your heart broken - Yep. Facebook thought it would be cool to remind me.

73. Been arrested - Nope

74. Cried when someone died - Yes.

75. Fallen for a friend - Yeaaaaaa.

Do you believe in

76. Yourself - Sometimes.

77. Miracles - Sure do.

78. Love at first sight - I knew when I saw my husband walk across the street to meet me for our first date. Hadn’t even spoken to him in person yet.

79. Santa clause - Why wouldn’t I?

80. Kiss on a first date - That depends.

81. Angels - Yup

Other

82. Best friend’s name - This makes me feel like I am going to make someone sad. They know. lol

83. Eye colour - Blue/Grey with a yellow ring around the pupil.

84. Favourite movie - Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, alllll the Marvel Movies. There’s too many.

85. Favourite actor - Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins, Simon Pegg, Chris Evans, Sebastian Stan, Chris Pratt, Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman, Zac Efron, Matthew Gray Gubler...there’s so many.

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First off, Jenelle can’t quit; the Ashley’s already confirmed MTV is exercising their right to extend the current season to include a B season. She’s be breaching her contract. Not that David would allow her to walk away from his money. I think marrying him is the dumbest thing she’s done yet. He clearly showed her who he was before so why did she go through with it?! If he gave her the ultimatum marry me or break up, break up! She’s never stayed in an abusive relationship before. I wonder what’s different..That blind saying she’ll end up in the hospital and may not even leave then and that both are on crazy amounts of pills is scary. Kaiser has always been fed; I sometimes wonder if she overfed him as a baby. But he’d been in daycare all day and hadn’t eaten since snack after nap. I’m sure he was ready to eat! It would’ve been so much easier to run in and grab something. Nathan’s gf needs to have several seats. Everyone saying how happy Kai always looks with him needs to watch his special. Nathan cares about Nathan, period. He barely pays Kaiser any attention whatsoever. He didn’t even have him in his hotel room, didn’t stay in and see him after his show. Noooo, he went out partying. Not only is he every bit as self centered as Jenelle, he’s as crazy and violent as David; even More short tempered with the steroids and drinking. He’s not the solution. His mother may be. BABS!! WHY is anyone not mentioning her telling Jenelle, right in front of Jace, that he saw his therapist that day and was she telling him she was still trying to get him to live there? Everybody jumps Jenelle for taking away his safe space, but Babs does it and it’s radio silence. She should Never have done that. Sick of her getting a pass. I’d immediately become defensive too if I picked up my phone and someone screamed, HAVE YA BOOKED JACE’S PAHTY OR WHAT!?. She can’t freaking speak without screaming and it puts people immediately on edge. geez, tone it tf down! Anyway, I’m scared for all of them because David has her right where he wants her now, and he can and has dropped any pretense of putting up with anything from her, let alone doting on her.

Still so proud of Leah and how far she’s come as a parent. She actually pays attention to and listens to her kids now and I’m loving it. I felt awful when Gracie asked if it was her fault about Ali. Hopefully they followed thru on counseling asap. It’s going to be very hard for her when Ali deteriorates and ultimately passes. I worry how she’ll handle, having been influenced by Dawn et all. I hope Corey and the new Leah’s guidance can help her get and stay on a good path. In any case, her bullying of Ali has gotten out of hand and no matter the cause, it needs to be checked.

Kail, Jo supposedly didn’t work and had his parents close, when not living there (until he moved for you and his son), and Isaac had Medicaid and then Javi’s insurance. So why did you need child support again? It was hilarious when she said he filed child support out of spite. Guess she’d know! She’s filed 2 PFA’s out of spite and now she’s taking Chris to court out of spite. I’d need a long list to go thru all the spiteful things she’s done over the years. Her sole focus used to be Isaac, but now her friends and social life seem to come before her kids. She’s regressed from being 19 and staying in with her baby to having friends over 24/7. I thought it was up to him how much or little he’d be involved, that you were fine alone? Doing it alone and with no financial support? Perhaps he did something to anger you and you’re, wait for it, being spiteful? Hmmm….

Two seconds into Bri’s segment and she’s crying. There’s not one single segment all season of her where she isn’t crying and whining how stressed she is. I just can’t.

Love Aubree and Cole’s relationship and baby Watson is SOOOO cute. Look Jenelle, she goes around planning a wedding and running errands with TWO whole kids, BY HERSELF! Freakin’ Wonder Woman over here!

On Being Simon: Other than the part where he said he could have any girl he wanted, I thought it showed him in a positive light. He does seem to really care about Farrah; I think his comments etc during her recent video were out of hurt and embarrassment for her. He and Farrah are perfect for each other. All about the hustle, traveling, partying. He’s right, he’s about the only guy whose going to deal with her crazy. And she was so much more likeable in it! If only she’d act that way all the time. Of course she had a couple of her little moments, but overall she seemed happy and easy enough to be around. Go figure.

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Life & Style, October 28

Cover: Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton married on her 50th birthday

Page 1: Photo Flash -- Riverdale’s fourth season opened with the death of Luke Perry’s character Fred Andrews

Page 2: Contents

Page 4: The Top 10 LBD Looks -- Elisabeth Moss, Eva Longoria, Dua Lipa, Joey King, Cara Delevingne

Page 5: Sophie Turner, Alison Brie, Dakota Fanning, Zoe Kravitz, Jennifer Aniston

Page 6: Twinning -- Katherine Barrell vs. Victoria Justice, Chrissy Teigen vs. Emily Ratajkowski

Page 7: Kaitlyn Dever vs. Harley Viera-Newton

Page 8: Matt Lauer facing criminal charges

Page 9: Elton John spills palace secrets, Throwback -- Rob and Chad Lowe, Biggest Spenders of the Week -- RuPaul, Kylie Jenner, Nina Dobrev, Shay Mitchell

Page 10: Jennifer Aniston isn’t happy with how she looks in the ads for The Morning Show next to Reese Witherspoon, cameras were rolling when a devastated Teresa Giudice learned that her husband Joe was being deported to Italy but it’s all an act

Page 11: Jen Hartley would be crazy to go back to Ronnie Ortiz-Magro

Page 12: Selena Gomez wants to play Linda Ronstadt in a biopic, Jamie-Lynn Sigler’s life as a mom with MS, VIP Style -- Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, Katherine Schwarzenegger, Samuel L. Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton, Elizabeth Olsen, Jennifer Lopez and Maluma, Malika Haqq and Stephanie Shepherd, Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul, Tatyana McFadden

Page 14: The Week in Photos -- Will Smith with Jada Pinkett Smith and sons Trey and Jaden

Page 15: Jessica Simpson and daughter Birdie

Page 16: Jonathan Van Ness and Allison Janney, Jennifer Aniston, Billie Eilish in a foot brace

Page 18: Adam Devine and dad Dennis and mom Penny and sister Brittani, Ariel Winter, Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman and their son Eric

Page 19: Victoria Justice and sister Madison Reed

Page 20: Liam Hemsworth shooting Dodge and Miles, Jennifer Garner and son Samuel, Kate Middleton

Page 22: Angelina Jolie with kids Shiloh and Zahara, Lily Aldridge, Jimmy Fallon with Hoda Kotb and Savannah Guthrie and Al Roker

Page 23: Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian and kids Mason and Penelope in Armenia

Page 24: Stars Behaving Badly -- Nikki Bella, Kerry Washington

Page 26: Say What?! Karamo Brown, Nicole Kidman, Mindy Kaling, Jennifer Aniston, Naomi Watts

Page 28: Khloe Kardashian’s secret texts to Lamar Odom

Page 29: Camila Morrone tells Leonardo DiCaprio to put a ring on it, Miley Cyrus and Cody Simpson moving too fast

Page 30: Cover Story -- Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani secretly married

Page 34: Prince Charles’ birthday wish is to unite Princess Kate Middleton and Duchess Meghan Markle

Page 36: As Lori Loughlin prepares to go to trial for alleged bribery she’s acting as though she’s done nothing wrong

Page 40: Paw Your Way To Health -- Amanda Seyfried and Finn, Ariel Winter has five dogs, Ashley Benson and Olive

Page 41: Ellen DeGeneres

Page 42: Who Lives Here? Topher Grace

Page 44: Entertainment

Page 45: Star Review -- Scheana Shay, As Seen On-Screen -- Kristin Chenoweth wore a LNA’s Shimmy Chain-Fringed Tee on The Kelly Clarkson Show

Page 52: Diva or Down-to-Earth -- Tori Spelling, Cardi B

Page 53: Bradley Cooper and daughter Lea, Heidi Klum

Page 54: Social Posts of the Week -- Liam Hemsworth, Jerry O’Connell, Courteney Cox and Matt LeBlanc and Jennifer Aniston, Heidi Klum and Howie Mandel

Page 55: Hilary Duff and daughter Banks, Joey McIntyre and his dogs, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake, Maria Menounos

Page 56: Horoscope -- Scorpio Katy Perry, They’re Not Together But They Should Be -- Libra A$AP Rocky and Leo Kylie Jenner

Page 58: Made Ya Look -- Sofia Richie and Olivia Culpo

Page 60: What I’m Into -- Denise Richards

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41 Tweets For Parents Who Run On Coffee And Wine

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41 Tweets For Parents Who Run On Coffee And Wine

When you’re a parent, it takes a lot to get through the day. Or maybe it just takes coffee. And wine.

In honor of all the parents who run on these twin elixirs of life, we’ve rounded up some hilariously relatable tweets on the subject. Cheers!

If a parent tells you they don’t have a favorite they’re lying. Coffee is their favorite.

— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) November 28, 2017

Five Little Monkeys jumping on the bed

One fell off and bumped his head

Mama sipped wine and said, “told ya.”

— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) May 1, 2017

Before kids: “Oh I don’t drink coffee”

1 kid: “I’ll have one cup, lots of cream & sugar”

2 kids: “THE WHOLE POT BLACK YES I KNOW IT’S HOT”

— Wendy S. (@maughammom) June 16, 2016

All parents want is to just get through half a cup of coffee before someone starts crying about putting on socks.

— 🎄Sarcastic Mommy🎄 (@sarcasticmommy4) November 11, 2015

Shout out to my five year old for always being there for me.

Like every time I think about giving up wine she reminds me why I shouldn’t..

— MommieKnowsfresh (@MommieKnwsFresh) November 15, 2017

Me, to kids: “Yes, I’ll play, as soon as I finish my coffee.”

(Genius! We all know parents never get to actually finish a cup of coffee.)

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) July 3, 2017

The recipe never mentions how much wine you will need to get through baking cookies with your kids.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 21, 2016

Wife: *gift wraps a bottle of wine*

Me: Who’s that for?

Wife: Me.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 19, 2017

I didn’t have time to have my coffee before drop off this morning. Anyway. Hopefully I brought them to the right school.

— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) September 22, 2016

How do you get a red wine stain off a baby?

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) March 3, 2013

Just made a coffee instead of having a 3pm wine, god I’m such a health nut

— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) May 5, 2017

Me: I prevented a tantrum. Wife: How? Me: I found the wine opener. Wife: Oh, it was MY tantrum.

— dadpression (@Dadpression) February 21, 2018

If I didn’t have kids, I would have to live my life not knowing which wine pairs best with Dino nuggets.

— 🎄Sarcastic Mommy🎄 (@sarcasticmommy4) March 28, 2017

My mom always had a coffee cup in the bathroom, and it always grossed me out. Today in my first week home as a parent I drank my coffee on the actual toilet. pic.twitter.com/cJnzkLwbXT

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) January 15, 2018

Parenting Level: Approving my kids’ friends based on which parents I think would drink wine with me during playdates.

— Wendy S. (@maughammom) May 7, 2015

I’d love a VIP line at my coffee shop for parents whose kids have never slept well

— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) September 15, 2016

“I got in a fight at Michaels over glitter glue once, so you should probably step aside.”

-Me, to a guy buying the last of my favorite wine

— Lady Lawya 🍾🎉 (@Parkerlawyer) May 5, 2017

Before coffee: I’m a hot mess.

After coffee: I’m a caffeinated hot mess.

— Ramblin’ Mama (@ramblinma) December 16, 2017

Watching out the window for husband to get home with my wine & this is the adult version of waiting for the ice cream truck

— Valerie ❤️s Presents (@ValeeGrrl) March 10, 2017

If you invite me to your kid’s morning birthday party and don’t give me coffee then I’ll invite you to my kid’s night party and not give you wine.

— Kelcey Kintner (@mamabirddiaries) December 2, 2017

Nap time is dead. In memoriam, we ask that you send wine in lieu of flowers.

— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) October 10, 2016

If anyone tells you I’m rude or bitchy, keep in mind that today I apologized to the microwave when I spilled coffee in it.

— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) December 20, 2017

Didn’t realize how much motherhood had changed me until I army crawled in & out of my sleeping baby’s room to get my 1/2 cup of cold coffee.

— Ash (@adult_mom) March 16, 2016

It’s not fair how parents drink all the coffee but the caffeine goes straight to the kids.

— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) July 28, 2017

My 1-year-old threw her grapes on the ground and stomped on them. I’d clean them up, but I’m halfway to wine.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) July 23, 2013

Me: “This wine isn’t very good.”

Also me: “I’ll just finish it to clean up things.”

— Foxy Wine Pocket (@FoxyWinePocket) November 29, 2017

I was doing dishes tonight & my 3yo said, “Wine. Mommy need wine.”

So now she’s my favorite.

— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) July 10, 2017

There’s no calm before the storm quite like drinking coffee before the kids wake up.

— SHANtilly Lace (@theshantilly) June 29, 2017

My son announced a plan to “trap” Santa that involves cookies and wine and I was like not gonna lie that shit will absolutely work

— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) December 20, 2017

Plan: put kids to bed, drink a glass of wine

Real life: put kids to bed, drink a glass of wi… Put kids back to bed, take a sip of wine Stick wine glass in fridge, put kids to bed again Get out wine, sit on couch, fall asleep

— here comes the son (@idtweetforever) November 29, 2017

If you haven’t told your kids that wine is made out of whiny children then congratulations I guess you’re a better parent than me.

— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) July 15, 2016

I’ve been on a trip and really miss my kids…wait this coffee tastes weird. It’s like all hot and stuff.

— Beau Coffron (@lunchboxdad) January 25, 2016

Was just thinking Wife’s move of holding wine high and steady as child jumps on lap is probably something a lot of moms have perfected

— dadpression (@Dadpression) July 24, 2016

Telling a 2 year old “Don’t make a mess” is like asking me to give up wine. It just ain’t gonna happen.

— MommieKnowsfresh (@MommieKnwsFresh) April 8, 2015

Moms know how to persevere. We’ll reheat 1 cup of coffee over & over again because we WILL drink our coffee hot if it’s the last thing we do

— Toni Hammer (@realtonihammer) September 7, 2017

Doing homework with your kids really shows you what you’re made of. Currently I’m made of tears, rage and wine.

— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) April 20, 2017

Non-parents gift guide for toddlers: Buy boxed wine. When the parents are done with the wine, the kid can play with the box. Win-win.

— Tara Brown (@Faux_Ma) September 4, 2016

Me: what should I do?

Dentist: stop eating sugar, drinking coffee and wine, cut back on stress..

Me: right but like realistically

— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) September 8, 2017

Any Mom that has to attend two Christmas concerts should be met at the door with wine.

— Chelle (@FabMommy29) December 14, 2017

Sleep is for the weak-I whisper as I cry into my 5th cup of coffee.

— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) December 18, 2017

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