#shut up vanessa

[anpanmann]

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#so i have a rather ambitious project for jin's return... a 30-day countdown with 30 different gifsets/gfxs #and it's been really fun and sort of a creative outlet (work has been really busy and stressful lately) #but after posting this last set i see the chances of this flopping being quite high lol #but do i care? yes. a bit #will i call if off? nah. i don't think so #i hope i have enough ideas and time to make all sets i want #also hoping i can make the same thing for the others #btw if you guys have any ideas lmk ^^ #shut up vanessa

[jesensackles]

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#ok i finished the recruit this morning and no shit that was her daughter sherlock #max never said exactly what happened to her #i bet she was trying to cover for her daughter #well will there be a season 2? #hope so #shut up vanessa #the recruit spoilers #? #i’ll try to finish wednesday tonight #or i’ll watch the new unlock my boss’ ep

[thisisnotkitty]

even MORE securitywaiter brainrot. these little fellas just don't leave my head do they

part one part two

-ness is the type of waiter to put the check in front of the baby so everyone can have a good laugh

-actually im kinda stealing this from gtlive (sorry mirror matt) but since sparky's is kinda just full of regulars and townfolk, whenever someone new comes in ness will completely invent a new personality. tourist asks what he studied and he's like "archeology, i actually went to egypt last year and we uncovered a tomb" or a family comes in and he puts on a bit of a southern twang and starts dropping "yall's" (that theater major is really coming in handy)

-his coworkers are used to it by now. idk i just feel like ness is the kinda guy you can't help but be endeared by. he's friendly, he's charming, he's bright

-actually wait that could be a meet cute. abby and mike come in one day and he assumes they're just passing by town so he makes up this whole personality. except they keep coming back. and ness maybe perhaps also thinks mike is quite cute and once he finds out abby isnt his daughter he wants to shoot his shot but he also doesn't even know where to begin explaining that everything mike knows about him is a lie (miscommunication trope i guess?)

-omg ness probably heard about the mall incident. one day he’s talking to mike and he’s like “I remember one day hearing about a mall security who beat up this kid’s father! Isn’t that wild?” meanwhile mike is like, “haha yeah that’s wild” and he’s sweating bullets lmao

-kinda explored this dynamic in the baking fic (shameless self promo) but ness and abby get along swell! almost too well in mike's opinion. he might be a little jealous since abby doesn't always listen to him (sibling dynamic) but ness says it and suddenly abby's like "great idea!"

#i am once again begging for hcs or prompts #theres one in my inbox and im working on that longer 5+1 fic #but im always looking for more content #do u see how many times i pop up in the tag?? #i haven't shut up about them since i was aware of this ship #its so bad #the brainrot is real #also if anybody knows how i can fit vanessa in pls let me know #mike schmidt #ness the waiter #fnaf #fnaf movie #securitywaiter #dreamtheory #mike x ness #abby schmidt

[send-me-a-puffalope]

me when i get attached to doomed characters, knowing that Vanessa will likely eventually don her own fursuit and there’s nothing I can do about it

#fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf movie #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #vanessa afton #vanessa shelly #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #i’m vanessaposting #do i think she should become vanny?? absofruitly #i love female villains #i just don’t think this particular woman has any motivation to become a murderous rabbit yet #and because i love her i want her to have a satisfying transition into her furry arc #so i’m kinda hoping it happens in like #the third movie or whatever cause where she is now at the end of the fnaf movie #not exactly vanny #unless daddy afton has like supernatural controlling abilities #from beyond the grave #that is if she’s gonna end up actually physically becoming vanny and not just metaphorically a reluctant follower #guys my brain doesn’t shut up

[robertacolndrez]

YELLOWJACKETS “Friends, Romans, Countrymen”

#yellowjackets #yellowjacketsedit #yellowjacketscentral #lgbtqgifs #dailylgbtedit #dailylgbtq #lgbtedit #wlwgif #wlwedit #tvedit #dailyflicks #televisiongifs #cinemapix #taissa x van #vanessa palmer #taissa turner #sapphictv* #* #yellowjackets spoilers #ok EVERYBODY SHUT UP we got another tai x van moment #and the way the ep ended 🥺 #directed by women

[callmedylan]

Fnaf Movie But Ness, Vanessa, Cory, Max, and Mike are all just in one big friend group and call themselves the “Fazgang”

‼️Important info‼️: okay so I’ve been thinking about this idea for an AU and stuff where Cory, ness, max, Vanessa, and Mike are all in a silly little friend group and they call themselves the “Fazgang” and they just hang out and stuff. So have some fact, headcanons, and info dump about this hc/AU cause I love it. I ship Vanessa x Max and SecurityWaiter so be prepared for those to be sprinkled in. (I ask that you credit me if you draw or use this AU pls :))) /nf )

Also petition to make Vanessa x max a ship and Call it “LockJaw” (for obvious reasons)

I imagine they all met someway through Mike. Mike introduced Vanessa to Max since him and max have been friends for a while, then Mike meets Ness because him and Abby become regulars at Sparkys and he eventually invites him to hang out with him, Vanessa, and max and the 4 just don’t stop hanging out. Then they one night decide to take a taxi to the place they are going to and Cory is their driver, and nobody really knows how but by the end of the ride they’ve all exchanged numbers with Cory and the 5 make plans to start hanging out.

ness is the tallest out of them all being 5”11 and whenever they are walking with each other down the street his head just sorta peaks over everyone.

the gang will usually hang out and play video games, and If Ness convinces them, they’ll read over random creepypasta stories and urban legends on online forums.

the group has a group chat where they all text each other during work or when they are bored.

Cory tends to rant about the weirdos he has to drive around with ness while ness rants about the rude customers he has to deal with.

Max enjoys writing and wants to be a romance author. She works at a library so she can read the romance books on her breaks.

ness gives the gang a discount whenever they stop in to sparkys and calls it a “personal friend discount” (he technically isn’t allowed to give them a discount but his boss will never know)

The group loves Halloween and they usually dress up and walk around their town to crash any party’s, parades, or to just take Abby trick or treating.

ness convinced the gang to create an online ARG with him with “found footage” recordings and everything but he eventually forgot about it and a large community started to surround it thinking it was real and he ended up having to apologize for it like 10 years later.

ness has a online conspiracy theory forum where he discusses his theory’s, the gang follows it and boosts his posts for him.

the gang likes to go to scary houses during Halloween and they each react very differently. Ness tends to grab at people (usually Mike) to steady himself when scared, Cory is prone to screaming loudly but also charging at the actors (they’ve almost gotten kicked out before because of this), max has a very slow reaction time and tends to just freeze up or swear under her breath when an actor jump-scares her, Vanessa doesn’t react at all (literally, she just doesn’t get scared by that type of stuff), and Mike just acts how any normal person would (or he tries to run off).

ness is gay, Vanessa and Mike are both bi, max is a lesbian, and Cory is straight.

since none of them are close to their families (except for Cory) the group hangs out together during holidays like Christmas. Cory usually visits his family for Christmas and holidays but on years where he can’t visit he’ll spend time with them.

cory made them all each a driving Mixtape for their birthdays.

they each have very differing music tastes. Ness preferring musical music, max prefers old love songs, Cory prefers 90’s hip hop, Vanessa likes alternative rock, and Mike enjoys any type of 90-2000s grunge rock and emo music. (Mike definitely listens to the smiths, the cure, and Alex G)

The gang ate over at Vanessa’s one night and the 5 tried to make dinner but failed and made a mess of her kitchen (they ordered takeout and spent the rest of the night listening to music and cleaning up Vanessa’s kitchen.)

Mike sometimes leaves Abby to be babysat by the gang while he’s off working and he once came back to them all dressed up with glitter makeup having a tea party with Abby (she forced them to do this)

In this AU Max does not die but Vanessa and Mike never tell Cory, Ness, or max all of the extra details. They know the robots are haunted to some capacity but not about Vanessa’s involvement or any specific details.

(This is not canon to the au, just a “what if” scenario) if max were to still die in this AU, Vanessa and Mike would not tell Cory and Ness what happened, out of concern for the twos genuine well being and because of how absurd it seems.

all of them visited Freddys some time in their childhood

Max and Vanessa have a fear of mascot outfits

Ness wanted to do a “paranormal investigation” at Freddy’s for theorizing and emailed the owner several times for about 2 months leading up to the events of the movie (he also begged Mike to sneak him in during his working nights but Mike said no cause he didn’t want to get fired).

cory called them the “Fazgang” once as a joke and it kinda just stuck, now that’s what they and everyone who knows about their group refers to them as.

when Cory and the group went for a drive in his taxi they went on a back road and ended up breaking down in the middle of a dirt road in the woods. (They just finished a movie marathon where they watched the texas chainsaw massacre and Wrong Turn 1, so now half of them refuse to leave the car.)

Abby slept through the entire situation.

Lots of trauma, it’s like a group therapy session 24/7.

all of them get along with Abby, she actually gets excited whenever they hang out (since Mike takes her with him due to not wanting to leave her home alone by herself).

They all share a single braincell.

Ness and max are both 25, Mike is 26, Cory is the youngest at 24, and Vanessa is the oldest being 26 as well but older by a month.

#Fazgang #lockjaw #securitywaiter #fnaf au #fnaf movie #ness the waiter #mike schmidt #abby schmidt #vanessa afton #vanessa shelly #Coryfnaf #Maxfnaf #au fnaf #i love them they are so silly #They are all gay and Cory is just kinda there #“Ally! :3” #Ness is a theater kid and doesn’t shut up about it #Srry for making the fnaf movie gay #might draw this later

[tessasbrainrotbin]

— is this where you want to be ?

#i adore this movie by the way #so much fun i’ve seen it 3 times already #mike schmidt is the most babygirl to ever babygirl #fnaf #fnaf art #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddys #five nights at freddys art #five nights at freddys fanart #fnaf movie #five nights at freddys movie #fnaf movie art #fnaf movie fanart #mike schmidt #michael afton #because i am a CLOWN shut up #william afton #vanessa shelly #abby schmidt #tessa's art

[olive-garden-hoe]

“The fnaf movie was mid it should’ve been scarier-“

LITERALLY SHUT UP OF COURSE IT WASNT SCARY IT WASNT MADE TO BE SCARY IT WAS MADE FOR THE PEOPLE WHO POURED HOURS INTO MAKING FAN GAMES AND FAN THEORIES AND CRINGEY OCS AND SHIPPED THEMSELVES WITH PURPLE GUY AND WISHED THEY COULD BE IN THE FNAF UNIVERSE AND PPL WHO BOUGHT BUDGET MERCH BC THEY WERE TOO YOUNG TO PAY FOR IT.

IT WAS MADE FOR US NOT YOU

#just neurodivergent things #fnaf movie #fnaf movie vent #vent #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #mike schmidt #abby schmidt #vanessa afton #william afton #no I’m not projecting #what makes you think that #seriously though #it was made for the fnaf fandom #not for people who wanted a cheap scare #ppl are just mad they aren’t the target audience for once #this movie is really bringing out all the wannabe main characters #the amount of people who have rarely been the target audience are being seen #so shut the fuck up

[castieldelamancha]

Dean always tries his best to enjoy the little time he gets to be with Cas when he is around, knowing too well that sooner or later this thing or the other will have him leaving once more. That's why he always stays up late when Cas is at the bunker, they talk about everything and anything, Cas growing concerned as the hours fly by, because the clock would never stop for them, for those moments they share, claiming Dean needs sleep, looking guilty as he thinks of himself as the reason Dean isn't getting his healthy amount of rest.

Dean doesn't care, he can deal with a headache in the morning, he can deal with a bit of tiredness too. Only problem is he always ends up falling asleep anywhere but in his bed those nights, disoriented and wondering why he is still wearing his jeans and boots.

This is one of those mornings, Dean wakes up, stirred up by the sound of his name, a light shake of his shoulder. There is a blanket wrapped around him, the gentle, caring gesture, warmer than the blanket itself.

"uhm, huh, what?" He blinks rapidly, he would be angry at being woken up like this but he isn't, not when the first thing he sees is Cas looking down at him from behind the couch, especially since he was sure Cas would be gone by then.

"I apologize for interrupting your sleep, but I need your help, I tried to get a pot of coffee ready, but the coffee maker isn't working."

Dean snorts, sitting up, "you know that thing hates you, Cas."

"I don't think a machine can experience such human emotions and you know it." Dean can't help but laugh at that, lifting a hand to rub his eyes lightly.

He gets the blanket out of the way, putting it aside to fold it later, giving Cas a thankful smile, the words to stubborn to leave his mouth afraid of what could happen if he lets them go because then he might not be able to stop all the other things he wants to tell Cas from escaping his lips. After a good stretch, he gets up and walks to Cas, putting his arm around his shoulders, "c'mon sunshine," the tone is joking as he says it, he wishes it didn't have to be, so badly, "let's get some breakfast."

#destiel #vanessa writes ✨ #ficlet #tuserpris #i really never shut the fuck up #it's the spanish dna

[wandermit]

the hollow vanessa is like an off duty goth girl

#guys am i sleep deprived or just real #viktor shut the fuck up challenge go #the hollow #the hollow netflix #save the hollow #vanessa the hollow #the hollow vanessa

[anpanmann]

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#ok just cleared my likes and queued some reblogs #i haven't been really active here for almost a year i think jfc #what an effing year #i've been working and stressing over work too much #anyways hope everyone is doing well <3 #shut up vanessa

[urlocaltransace]

hello sbrt nation I have awoken from hibernation and im back with new designs

I have a vanessa design

ANOTHER greg redesign (this is the last one i swear im just indecisive)

ANNNNND SPRING BONNIE!!!!!!!

chapter 6 is in the works and we will be getting screen time of these 3 together

ALSOSOO I uh I changed gregory’s last name because I ended up just not liking the other one lmao

i MIGHT color this in later??? I don’t know????

(ch. 6 snippets + announcement below)

here have some snippets of chapter 6 to prove im working!!!!! I’ve just been really tired!!!!!!!!!

ALSO FELLAS

1 (a small announcement): I’m planning to rewrite chapter 1 soon which means I’LL HAVE MORE TO WRITE ABOUT + I CAN SHOW OFF MAXIE AND MAYBE THE OTHER EMPLOYEES!!

2 (a bigger announcement)| I’ve been thinking of having my asks open for an sbrt qna kinda thingy!! sooo you guys can ask me ANYTHING revolving this au!!!! whether it’s about the characters or the story or the lore or whatever!!! I’m all happy and up for asks!!!!!

anyways that’s all I wanted to ramble about bye bye ily/p!! :333333

#fnaf #fnaf au #fnaf security breach #alternate universe #fnaf gregory #fnaf art #fnaf vanessa #art #au #artists on tumblr #this tag is so funny to me I don’t even know why #digital art #vanessa and greg duo frfr #basically the 3 star fam except instead of freddy it’s fuCKING SPRING BONNIE #unrelated note but I literally have so many plans for that plushie you don’t even know #‘kai its a plushie’ SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT CARE ITS MY STORY!!!! I DECIDE WHAT HAPPENS!!!!!! #why have humans for friends when you have a talking plushie right there #it’s almost 1am #guys I think I got sick again as im writing this oh shit #the almighty kai rambles #sbrt #security breach retold #writing #ao3fic

[jesensackles]

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#i'm watching the recruit and... i don't fully trust owen #that boy is hiding something #or i'm just reading too much into it #idk something is off #nevertheless i'm enjoying the show #shut up vanessa #i wanted to finish wednesday before starting another show #but i gotta be honest i've alreday fallen asleep twice watching it #already* #then i need to go back a couple of episodes and it's taking forever to finish it #guess i'm way more tired than i thought

[gl1tched-g0th]

Designs for an Apocalypse AU I dusted off recently. Maybe I'll post the chapters I have if people are interested 🤭🤭

Lineup + info under the cut!

The AU was planned to be more of a "natural disaster" apocalypse rather than just a usual zombie apocalypse! There would still be diseased people but it'd be due to something like radiation and natural selection instead of a fungal infection or spores. There'd probably be some cannibals too. So think more TLOU territory minus the cliché zombie tropes and more body/psychological horror with some moral conflicts thrown in because I'm a sucker for People Losing Their Humanity When They Actually Don't Want To.

#“Where's Skeet” dont worry abt him rn. dont worry abt him 😁 #also yes I am projecting the fact I always use a bow in games into this AU shut up #I just think they're neat okay #the hollow #the hollow netflix #adam the hollow #kai the hollow #mira the hollow #vanessa the hollow #reeve the hollow #apocalypse au

[stabbitrabbit]

finally fucking saw the fnaf movie i’m going insane i’m going insane please i am normal and can be trusted with thoughts and theories about the movie

no i’m not gonna sift through it later and pick out every theory/game reference and pause every screen to pick our details like matpat no only a crazy person would do that hahaha

i have completely normal feelings and i am a completely normal person about this completely normal movie i prommy

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie #mike schmidt #abby schmidt #vanessa shelly #i’m going insane #i’m going feral #will post my findings #if i get any #please i can’t wait for fnaf 2 #i wanna see how they make mangle #ANYWAYS i love vanessa shelly with my whole heart #i will never shut up about this movie #sorry mutuals #and now i’m rambling in the tags LMAO

[reluctanttrabbit]

day 1 of vanweek done 🔥🔥🔥🔥 now its only 13 other sketches to go 🔥🔥🔥🔥

#vanny shenanigans #i now realize 2 weeks before the event i might have been too ambitious. sighs. the things i will do for ms vanessa vanny fnaf #if i finish my pieces a week or two later or draw them traditionally Shut Up Its Okay