Lucifer: So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be…
Alastor: Half sinner, yes.
Lilith: Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Right Lucifer?
Lucifer: Oh no. No of course not. That is assuming cannibals like you don’t eat your own young!
Charlie: (Horrified) Dad!
Alastor: (Angered) Oh no! We usually prefer the ones who’ve had their hopes and dreams crushed by uncaring parents!
Charlie: Alastor please.
Lucifer: (Also angered) I only did that because I love her.
Alastor: Oh really? Reasonable conversing or flat out negligence?
Lucifer: You wouldn’t understand! You’re not her father!
Charlie face palms.
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Happy Valentine’s Day
Any and all fanart is not my own.
Shrek
Shrek/Fiona (Shriona)
Donkey/Dragon (Dronkey)
Puss/Kitty (SoftBoots)
The Fast and the Furious
Tony/Layla
Osmosis Jones
Ozzy/Leah (OzzyLeah)
Monsters, Inc.
Mike/Celia
Ice Age
Manny/Ellie
Sid/Brooke
Diego/Shira
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i don't think my friends actually grasp how normal i am about shrek
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I've never seen such a respectful losing group on a bracket like this on Tumblr like the blupjeans community. the power of Shrek is so true. No one can even be mean about it. They're out here like "blupjeans invented love" and "this is the true answer to mf ship of all time" and still like "we are going to lose and I get it" and I think that is beautiful
so true and i've seen several people be like. blupjeans and shriona would be besties and they're RIGHT. something something the trans joy & euphoria of coming to accept yourself and love yourself and finding those who embrace you for your whole unfiltered self. both blupjeans and shriona do embody this
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shriona setting the mark so high that other straight couples could never hope to achieve
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What would Shrek and Fiona’s ship name be? 🤔
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shriona or shronkey?
ugh this is such a hard question
but I love donkeyboots too much so I'm going to have to go with shriona because they bring out the best in each other :)
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shriona or shronkey?
schrodinger. shrek's dodinger, if you will
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Shriona (Shrek x Fiona) - Total Eclipse of the Heart AMV.
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yeebeez replied to your post “New discourse topic Shriona (Shrek x Fiona) is abusive because of...”
BOBBY LOL
LMFAONFIPBF
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shriona or shronkey?
shroldier shrboy
@smiledean 💝
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I’m curious to see which of the other ships wins by the highest percentage (bc let’s be real, rey lo is going to win any of these, not even against twilight). are you going to do anything special for that lucky pairing (assuming it’s not gomez and morticia again)?
hmmm. can’t speak for ghost mod but you know. i was gonna draw fanart for morticia & gomez for their win. maybe i’ll commit to the bit and draw both the addams & whoever has the highest percentage that’s ALSO not shriona. i already drew that in gartic phone albeit poorly:
tho i could redraw this but less violent idk. do u guys want something more special
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shriona or shronkey?
shralison
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