#shitttt since i have the time might as well?

[edgeray]

Arlecchino is a patient person.

(Arlecchino x Reader Blurb)

Contrary to what people may think of her, as hotheaded her Pyro Vision may suggest that she is, Arlecchino is a patient person. She reserves patience for the right people, for those worth her time and worth her consideration to even wait for. There are few that do qualify for both of those qualifications, but it is often limited to the children of the House of the Hearth.

And you.

There are times that necessitate haste. And there are times that necessitate patience. She had known since the start of her relationship with you that she needed the latter, even when an internal part of her wanted the former. Because you are not a duty ordered for her to complete. After all, she can't hurry the bud's growth and expect a rose in full bloom. A relationship with you is both spontaneous and gradual, and it is the graduality of things that make the spontaneous that much sweeter, that much more beautiful.

You make her impatient however. You make her restless. Like her former coworker, Arlecchino knows that one day she will also be buried in ice, having died from her service to the Tsaritsa. She does not know when this day will approach, but she fears, yes, fear, that it will be soon. The Fourth Harbinger does not have many things she is afraid of. Cautious, perhaps, wary. If she were to part from Teyvat, the House of the Hearth would be in good hands, she assured that there is already a successor that will take her place. She is wary for what might come for the children, hence why she had taken precautions already.

There is no precaution for you. The day that she does not come home, she knows that her death will surely shatter you.

She knows this because your smile radiates warmth toward her, your touch is tender and innocent on her skin, and your words are whispered and soothing. A pleasurable constant in the everchanging and unpredictable world she's in.

She knows this because every night, you refuse to fall to asleep unless it is under her covers and in the safety of her arms. It matters little to you if your sleep is few or many, you wait every time for when she finishes with her work so that the two of you could sleep together.

She knows this because every time she must leave the confines of home, you kiss her throat with red lipstick to leave a mark of your presence on her. And every time she comes home, you envelop her in welcoming arms and kiss her lips, regardless if she's arrived at the doorstep bathed in blood.

She knows this because you take her hands and instead of shifting your sight away in disgust or jerking away from fear, you trace over each crease and fold of her blackened skin. When you intertwine your fingers with hers so perfectly, she wonders if this was the purpose for her hands: to hold yours.

It is for this reason that she does not want to be patient even though she needs to. Time with you is not eternal, it is an indubitable fact. But she knows patience is key, and the ring in her pocket cannot be displayed to you so thoughtlessly. You deserve so much better than that after all. When the stars align, she will surely take her chance to make you officially hers.

Arlecchino is a patient person. But you make her impatient.

#shitttt since i have the time might as well? #was thinking of making this into a little series #since i'm on spring break and have the time #maybe 1 blurb per day until the end of my break? i'm fr spoiling arlenation #then it's back to disappearing for a couple of weeks :D #school be like that sometimes 🥲 #take this as an apology for “Arlecchino is a cold person.” #actually no I'm not sorry for that lmfao #anyways #arlecchino x reader #arlecchino x you

[inaaya-goddess-of-dimensions]

Trapped online Chapter 2- Story between light and Darkness

Inaaya: *wakes up and yawns* what time is it? -OH SHITTTT! *puts on cloths on quickly* today is my big day that i will go out with Saraya and Sorah to pick this Derek person, idk who he is but i hope he's cool like Sorah or nice like Saraya. anyways i can't wait! *goes downstairs* oh yeah King XY wanted to speak to me, *goes to the throne room* King XY i am here now,

King XY: *talking to the guards* so i want the soldiers to be on the look-out for anybody outside this kingdom and check the perimeter for any storm glitches they can be on the hunt for people irl as well anyways you lot be careful,

Guard1: Understood sir,

King XY: good, -oh good morning Inaaya i see your up and Saraya, Sorah haven't woken up yet have they?

Inaaya: *looks back to see if they are* errrr nope.

King XY: *sighs* they're meant to be up 10 mintues ago. what's taking them so long?

Inaaya: yeah,

King XY: so how was your sleep?

Inaaya: it was good dad- *embarrassed* I MEAN KING XY!

King XY: "Dad"? you do know i am or may so on born Non Binary you do know that,

Inaaya: i meant King XY sorry you little remind me of my dad...*face looks a bit down*

King XY: *looks at Inaaya's down face and feels guilty* look i know i'm not your dad but still you can consider me as a mother-father figure that i am,

Inaaya: so if ur born Non Binary then maybe....Dama?

King XY: never heard of that name,

Inaaya: it's like the combo of dad=mama? Dama?

King XY: okay, call me that for now on, now go wake up Saraya and Sorah i am afraid they're gonna be late.

Inaaya: okay, *goes up and see if Sorah and Saraya are awake* guys wake up, *goes in and opens the door to see them still a sleep and shakes Saraya* Wakey, Wakey? ughh.

King XY: Let me try...SARAYA AND SORAH GLITCH IS ATTACKING THE KINGDOM!!!💥

Saraya: -GLITCH!? OMG WE NEED TO- huh?

King XY: rise and shine Saraya you guys have a big day,

Saraya: oh yes-...OH NO I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT DEREK! *gets in bathroom to get changed*

Sorah: *yawns and itches head* wha- OH RIGHT DEREK SHIT! you might wanna wait out Inaaya,

Inaaya: oki:< *waits out for extra 10 mintues* ugh what's them so-

Saraya: *opens the door* OKAY LET'S GO!

Inaaya: b-but what about Sorah?

Sorah: i'm here let's go.

Inaaya: okay finally.

(gets to the station)

Saraya: i can't wait to see Derek,

Sorah: *clears throat* Fiancee T-T

Inaaya: WAIT FIANCEE!? since when!

Saraya: since 2 months ago?

Inaaya: whatttt- i-i....*speechless*

Sorah: OH WAIT I CAN SEE HIM!!!

Saraya: DEREK! *runs up Derek and kisses him on the cheek and hugs him then stops hugging him* i missed you,

Derek: -o..hey Saraya, *hugs Saraya and stops hugging her* i missed you too, *sees Sorah* Hey, Hey, Sorah my main man who've you been? and hi...uhhh..we haven't met each other yet- *remembers* oh wait your Inaaya!

Inaaya: yes hi Derek, i am Inaaya.

Derek: My Fiancee, Sorah and the King told me a lot of things going on the Kingdom and a lot of good things about you too. like your going to help the kingdom like stopping those glitch storms from kidnapping all the people irl is that true?

Inaaya: Mmm hmmm :)

Derek: Bring it in- *tries hug Inaaya in all open arms*

Inaaya: -i don't think you should *Derek Hugs Inaaya tightly* oh this is friendly i guess, *Derek stops hugging them*

Saraya: oh i am getting a message from the king, They said that "Bring Inaaya cause i want to speak to them about something"

Inaaya: i'll go by myself i know the way around anyway.

Saraya: are you sure?

Inaaya: yes. i'll see you later bye. *walking to the kingdom* it's been kinda a week now since i have been in the kingdom still getting used to the places that i've been or go daily but i like it here but the outside of the kingdom is were all the bad karma starts. i am wondering if my friends online are safe i mean i haven't seen them or that's what i thought. *the guards stop them*

Guard2: STOP WHO GOES THERE?

Inaaya: it's me Inaaya?

Guard2: hmm how can we tell if your the real Inaaya? or not some Darkness-Glitch in disguise?

Inaaya: T-T you had a crush on Saraya-

Guard2: SHHHH! okay okay go in.

Inaaya: heh works like a charm,

King XY: Inaaya?

Inaaya: yes Dama.

King XY: so let's talk in this for a moment shall we?

Inaaya: wait is this the room were councils hold there meetings?

King XY: *shuts the door right behind them and a universal light switches on*

Inaaya: This is just "out of this world" get it?

King XY: hehe, i am here with you cause i am going to tell you a story called Light between Darkness,

Inaaya: okay how does the story go?

King XY: well thousands of years ago there was a world that was new to everyone one day a human child was Trapped online and the people of this world raised her like they're own before that she was crowned there Queen/Princess that's were things took a turn, she made friends but...one day she was walking beside a river and sees a person that was fully darkness black-

Inaaya: i thought you were about to be racist there but carry on,

King XY:0-0 did not expect that but okayyy- so she saves the person but he had red eye and looks more like a demon and so he doesn't remember his name, but the Queen names him "Umbra" meaning of it it's darkness and shadows, but when they were both growing up Umbra had a massive crush on her while they were growing up because Umbra was the Queen's adviser and best friend that she ever had but Umbra has been called names so he felt that anger and rage or when any guy tries to talk with her his anger grows for hatred, so one day...he had a army of his own called Darkness glitches,

Inaaya: till today?

King XY: those were the first glitches, then as he tries to consider the Queen to marry and rule beside him, but she didn't want to so she uses last of strength within and....destroys Umbra, saved the kingdom of Trapped online.....but the Glitch Kingdom till today is still there some people think Umbra will come back in one point onwards but Glitch was his hire to the throne....

Inaaya: wait didn't you used to date glitch?

King XY: yeah i did but-

Soldier1: MY KING! THE KINGDOM HAS BEEN UNDER ATTACKED!!!!

King XY: REALLY, IS IT WHO?!

Soldier1: *steps back and sees the sky black with glitchy storms*

King XY: Glitch....INAAYA STAY HERE!

Inaaya: *worries and sneaks behind King XY* oh god...

Glitch storm3: YOU PITY TRAPPED ONLINE KINGDOM OUR KING WANTS TO SPEAK WITH UR LEADER IF NOT THEN....heheeh....

(grows a glitch bomb on the barrier)

King XY: *rolls eyes* son of a glitch...YES I AM HERE!

*hears a whispering voices and the a glitch void forms in and comes out*

?̶̨̬͈̏̆?̴̨̳̲̎́̔?̶̧̘̘͒̒͘: P̵͕͚̓̏̓Ė̶̩͆O̴̞͈͈͑͛P̸̜͉͓̓L̵̰̗̲͂̉Ë̶̹̌ ̴̝̉́̃O̸̫͔͌̉͝F̴̨͔͎̈́́̈́ ̵̠̉T̸̞̝̅͌̌R̷̛̠͈̙̐A̴̜̎͐͝P̷͈͔̥͛̚P̴̦̒̽È̷̤͔̄͜D̸̼̊̈͘͜ ̵̡̰̙͐̓Ȍ̶̪̚N̷̼̣͒L̷̗͇͇͌Ḯ̴̹̽͑͜Ṉ̷̘̲̉̓̄E̷͚̰̓́!̵̖̞̦̇ ̵̘̮̳̇͐Ḯ̵̩ ̷͎͝Ā̶̱̬̰̚͘M̸͍̗̯͊͊̉ ̶̨̞̈́͜G̵̠̐Ĺ̶͍̌ͅȊ̵̧̺̜̑̅T̴̡̬͂͝C̸̟͕̔̓H̵̡̲͖͗̕ ̶̹̹̦̄Ä̵͓̂Ñ̶͔͈̞̈D̵̗͍̣͌̈̓ ̸̢͇̀͜F̷̢̣̱̿O̶͖͓͗̽͊R̶͙̻̞͆͘ ̵̪̹͋̈́͘Ṡ̷̗̲̿O̷̥̺̔̀̾M̵̯̠̜͊Ẽ̸͉̰́͒ ̷̱͍͖͆Ö̵͉͉́́F̷̙̰͛ ̴̣̔̕Y̴̥̾O̴̲̿̈́͌Ù̶̟̱̼̀͛ ̶͔̺̒̎Ş̶͈͗̑T̶̻͝U̵̟͂̐͘Ṗ̶̝̜͇͋͘I̶͎͖̅͜D̷̻͈̲̋̑͝ ̷̯̥͈̐͆̆Ḯ̷̻̿D̶̮̗̐ͅI̵̟̰̿Ö̴̪̟́T̵̘̃̈́Ṡ̷̢̂͒ ̶̜͗͗͝I̴̛͎̣R̶͚̓͑L̵͙̓̕ ̶̯̀͜͝Ḯ̷̬̩̘͝ ̵̙͊H̵̦̭̳̾̄̂Ȁ̷̼͐V̶̘̦̌E̸̹̓ ̶̯̦̰̈́̂T̷̰̈R̶̟̀͜A̸̮̋Ṕ̸̬P̸͙̗̑̀E̴̘͒͂D̷̝̿ ̸̹̯̠͑̚Y̵̢͇͉͐̂Ȏ̵͉͘Ù̶͔̟͗ ̷̨̥͉̍H̶͙͝͠È̶͖̠̱̓̚R̵̡͓͔͑̀E̵̢͆̃͋ ̴̲̆F̵̻̽͂O̴̻͑̄̅R̵̡͂ ̸͍̞̯͐A̸̫͔͙̒̔͝ ̸̯̾͌̈́R̷̭̰̜͐̎̿Ẻ̸̈́͜A̵̗̯͐̆̓S̵̨͚̒͘O̸͚̪̜̎̇N̵͌͌͛ͅ!̴̯̝̟̆͝ ̷̙̀͌̅B̷̗͂̄̎ͅṳ̷̫͇̓͝t̶̺͍̱̃ ̷̘̭̑̊͠f̵͇̿į̵̯͖̽r̷͎͇͒s̶̰̞̉t̶̻̆̍ ̵͎̑̀ō̸̤̫̳͝f̶̨̖̞̔̾̊ ̷̡̞̬̂å̴͔̣̘l̸̜̈͜l̸̡̄ ̷̣͕͖̆̓͗X̸̢̱̙̌̄Y̵͍̼̭̽ ̸̼̘̋h̷̨̯̖̎̾e̷̢͖͈͒͠ŕ̷̛̤̼̝e̷̝̓͠ ̵̬̼̥̽̕m̸͓̹̘̎̋͝y̷̻̭̅͗ ̵̙̖̾̄d̶͍́̂e̷͙̋̅͘ā̴̼́r̸̰͛~̵̬̐̽̂

King XY: oh shut up Glitch.....

Inaaya: *whispers* huh that's Glitch? he looks kinda scary like out of a horror movie....yikes....

Glitch: h̴͉͈͚͒̾e̵̼̱̎̑̕h̴̹̖̻̅̄͊è̵͍̻͍̿ḩ̴́̓̐.̸͇̜̍̋.̷̗̥̹̈̚.̴̫͎̈́̍̀s̶̺͔̥̏̈́̊ǒ̸̰̖̇̕ ̴̘̹̔X̴̢̨̀͠Y̵̧̫̒͒ ̵̞̟̀͑͝y̶̜̩͇͝o̵͈͕̊͒u̸͙̦̘͒̐ ̵̧̩̬͊̍͗ẗ̶͇̾̀ͅṛ̸̽̐͝y̵͙̩̝͑̓̋ ̸͍̭̜̈́͘t̸͌͜ȍ̸̳͊ ̶̬̦̬͊s̵̰̔̈́́t̵̯̀͛ő̴̢̺̟̓͌p̵̡̣̥͝ ̷̮͓̝̐m̷̳̄̇̎ẹ̷̱̕ ̷̛̩̻b̸̛͈̲̓u̷̗̿̔́t̵̹̜̀̑ ̶͔̺̀̎ĺ̷̪̟ͅo̵͖̒̐͆o̵̮͝͝k̵̯̆s̷̼̼͌́̉ ̶͔̯͙͘l̴̮͓͕̈i̸͚̯̲͒͒̆k̸͙̝̈́̇e̷̻͕͝ ̴̥͓̺͑̕y̶̞̹̌̈́̌o̵̲̐́̈u̷̼̩̽̊r̴̞̫̰͌̾ ̵̧̠̬̐g̸̭̒̓o̷̖͂͌ḭ̸̓̒̚n̸͈̅͝g̸̰̙̈ ̶̧̗̗̓̚t̴̻̋̓͝ő̵̼̦̤́ ̴̜̦̓͂l̴̨͙͎͌̄o̵̭̽s̴̖̿͆͘e̴̛͈̮̱̎͋.̷̜̺̊̌.̴̳̏.̴̨̦̀̀.̷̢̣̐̕.̵̧͂͊t̷̜̭̖͋ẖ̷̿̚i̵̮̓̈̔s̴͉̒ ̶̡͚́̈́ṱ̴͘í̷̤̲́̐m̴̗̮͌̀e̶̫̣͔͝.̸̻̺͠.̴̝͝.̵̢̹̒͗̈́ ̶̖̒̂a̵͇̺͝n̵̺͓͛̉̎d̸͓̠̳̅̑-̸̧̉̓͝ *glitch voice stops* wait who's THAT?

King XY: ? 🤨 *turns around to see Inaaya* INAAYA!!!!

Glitch: *shocks* n-no it can't be...."Dark Aya"? waittt "Dime Uni"?? ughhh....i swear you look like the close people that i know of....ugh i am here to tell you the Glitches are gonna take over everything that's it, let's go guys....

Inaaya: Dama what did he call me?

King XY: *freakishly shocked while looking at them*

(cut scene were we see King XY and Inaaya talking back in the room of councils)

Inaaya: w-what did i do?

King XY: *goes half cross way back and fourth by walking and stops sit down starts to stress out as well* i am sorry but there is no way your those people unless...

Inaaya: what did Glitch call me Dark aya then R-Rime uni?

King XY: *corrects them* "Dime Uni" you know that statue out the kingdom that's Dime Uni.

Inaaya: yeah Saraya was saying i look like her?

King XY: remember the story i was telling you? do you know who's the queen?

Inaaya: .....*thinks and was suprised a bit* D-DIME UNI?

King XY: Dime Uni....*sighs* after she saved everyone people say she will one day might return or get reborn to someone else?

Inaaya: wait ur not saying I'M, Dime Uni? do you.

King XY: i'm not sure but i have a feeling you are but...your still young, i mean you have a long life ahead of you and i am really think i should handle the battle not you.....

Inaaya: i don't know how to fight well....

King XY: that's why we'll train you.

Inaaya: oh really? your serious righttt,

Saraya: -come on Inaaya.

Inaaya: ur guys are back.

Sorah: yup and we will help u train like no other that's a promise.

Derek: i mean i don't know you really well but sure i'll help too.

Inaaya: Thank u, @^@

Saraya: don't mention it.

(in the Kingdom of Glitch....)

Glitch: no way they're "her" there is just no way....Glitch bot who was that young girl identify them or her? whatever gender or sexuality they are...

Bot1: They're name is Inaaya Mukhtar they are now 13 born in december the 2nd- sexuality we found on tumblr is Bisexual and Non Binary use the words They/Them mostly.

Glitch: okay thanks for the info...Inaaya...eh? heh...tell rest of my soldiers were doing some change of plans....were going to kidnap Inaaya, cause they have something like no other.....hahahaha-H̴̪͕̼̎Ä̶̬͔̣́H̸̨̛͍̿ͅÁ̷̢̙̩̊H̸̦̪̺̍̌Â̸͉̻̗͊H̶̢̢̧̾A̴̯͊̔!!!....

TBC.....

#trapped online #inaaya #tumblr stories #storytime #au idea

[dramatic-shitpost-poet]

🦌(deercervidae): (hai im the same one who sent a few anon asks prior. youve prolly seen the username before and im on twitter and instagram) anyway

i love love love the idea of revs being born on Valentines Day (it fits the depressing nature of the show lol). he gets no bitches and he’s been lonely for about 6 decades and sometimes he thinks he was destined to be lonely since he was a baby until his death. but thanks to people like stephanie and orel in his life, it starts to change his pov on life a bit. sure, he’s still depressed, but hes glad hes got a two-person friend group to ease his loneliness and lonely heart.

iil think at some point his heart problems would be at an all time high and would develop a heart attack and be sent to the hospital to get some kind of cardio surgery. i hc him absolutely Hating hospitals and anything medical related so hed be terrified by the thought of having it. Or he would have cardiac arrest when he gets super old and dies from that

- he could die from a broken heart from being lonely forever and being born in Valentines Day (oh the irony)

and back to the ibs thing i saw that IBS is linked to appendicitis so he could get that at some point idk

and since putty hates hospitals stephanie would be there to comfort him and give him company and food when he recovers from whatever operations he has <33

ive also had a medical fixation as well in my younger teen years eeeee

that’s all i got for now for hc/story stuffs

Omg hey!!! I do recognize you. Might reach out on insta later if I have the energy.

Thank you for replying and giving HC, I need this shitttt.

I love your wording on this btw (might steal some to write fanfic if I have it in me). Revs probably only really saw love as romantic love as he chases after that constantly and I don't think he had the best sense of family love. I HC that his father was serving in WW1 or WW2 and away a lot. He either died in combat or returned home being a very distant person. His mother was more strict, constantly working, and not the best at being a parent. I also know he has siblings, but I see him as a middle child or older of some sorts and still very distant. I see Rod moving out asap so he doesn't have the best connection with family love which may also explain his complicated relationship with Stephanie and Orel. He had no role models and is just trying his best.

He constantly chased after romantic love as platonic is only now more so getting talked about and all the media since the beginning of time says that romantic love is a goal for everyone and it'll fix everything!! It's a weird subject but Revs bought into it and as a result, constantly felt like a failure and probably developed rejection sensitive dysphoria from how he was treated too.

It makes ALL the sense of Revs to eventually die of a broken heart as it matches with the story themes of Moral Orel and general physical health. I may be obsessing over this HC..

On the terms of what you are saying, I see him reaching a peak at around 70s or late 60s, after Moral Orel would end or close to the original ending of it timeline wise. He just ages and while he has family love more so now, he still lacks consistency (as both Steph and Orel have other families to go home too and I know Revs would like to *live* with someone constantly for consistency and to not feel alone). He also feels like he failed in many aspects due to depression, his age, etc.

This is a pile up of issues that he barely works on mentally that is combined with kinda a shitty diet and he also smokes, not making his organ issues better at all. It's not sudden, it builds up. I see him either having chest pains at his house or at church and calling Stephanie in a panic. Stephanie would take him to the hospital despite his protests because I think he would majorly have a fear of them (and needles specifically). He gets looked at immediately and probably grts surgery the same night because it's a legit emergency, if he waited he would have died, and low population yada yada. He would be glad Stephanie took him in but be grumpy about it and grumble, saying if God wanted him out he should of went. That and feeling like even MORE of a failure for having health issuss and feeling guilty for making his kid go through this. Stephanie would get mad at the God comment but be more gentle and reassuring for the others. I bet she wouldn't work for at least a week to watch over Revs.

Also, I know for a damn well fact Revs would be stubborn as hell, so Stephanie would have to FORCE him to lay on his back, not move or pick at anything, and take his meds.

After about a month, Stephanie would let Revs have some days where she isn't there again but she still checks on him more often.

I could very much do a fanfic idea with reader taking Stephanie's place as a caregiver after he has surgery. Either way, sweet. But canon, it would be Stephanie caring for him.

Also Orel would visit and be a questioning little autistic child which might make Revs feel insecure because of how personal the questions get, but Stephanie can guide the conversations and everything.

... one final note is I think Revs would be very grumpy and shy about his scars from surgery but dear god I wanna kiss them if he has them and make him a blushy shy mess. Old grumpy Reverend needs more love. Kiss him over his heart too for another personal touch💜

#moral orel #reverend putty #reverend rod putty #stephanie foamwire #stephanie putty #moral orel putty #orel puppington #anon answered #thanks anon! #same anon #anonymous #anon ask #heart #tw hospital

[girlwaitingforvienna]

The Evolution of "Mane" & Taco Bell

"Ayee, maneeee! You good?” One of Austin’s friends named Rob asked, waving his hand over his face as if to snap him out of a trance.                                                          

Austin looked at Rob, his eyes felt like they were made of cotton, his mouth and throat felt like sandpaper; Austin also just got done inhaling one of the biggest hits out of Rob’s bong that he has ever taken.

In other words; he was definitely high on marijuiana.

“What did you just say?” Austin asked Rob, trying to hold in a laugh that was slowly inching its way up his throat.                                                                                                    

“I asked if you were good.” Rob responded with a grin, eyes glassy, while picking up the red and black XBox controller.

“You said manneee!” Austin exclaimed, feeling a sense of pride and amusement all at the same time.

“Nah, you’re full of shitttt…” Rob started. There was a dramatic pause before he decided to continue.                                                                                                      “MANNEEEE!”                                                                                                                          

They may have laughed almost too hard for the situation at hand, but they didn’t care. They were both high and had skipped their last class period in school to have a good time.

“Yea, maneee!” Austin yelled back at his friend, giving him a friendly shove of the shoulder. 

Rob shook his head, smiling.     

“Bro, how did you even come up with that ridiculous slang?” Rob asked Austin.     

Austin gave him a shrug. “It just happened.” He stated. 

What Austin didn’t mention to his friend though - was that the real way he came up with the word “Maneee” was when he was really high one night and accidentally pronounced the word - ‘man’ - as ‘may-nnee’ to his other friend down the street - Ryan; and the phrase simply stuck ever since.

“Greatness dude.” Rob told him, shaking his head.

Robert met Austin about a year ago in Athletics class one day at Wayford High School. He was the new kid who had short - reddish-blonde hair, was 5’9”, pale, with blue eyes, and he didn’t care too much for physical exercise - which was something him and Austin had in common. His build was bulky, Austin’s build was best described as a toothpick. Rob was a good friend of his, but he also had his own crazy streak. 

“What time does your mom get home?” Austin inquired, while he searched for the second Xbox controller on Rob's bedroom floor. Rob glanced at the glowing digital clock next to his bed - then sprang up suddenly.            

“Fuck.” Rob said, panic rising in his expression. 

“What is it?” Austin asked - distracted, still searching for the controller.

“Did you hear that?” 

“Hear wha-”  Austin gets interrupted by the all-to-well-known mechanical rumbling noise coming from the kitchen.                                    Rob and Austin stare intensely at each other feeling more and more paranoid than usual with each second because of the weed they had just smoked. 

Shit, shit, shit.

Austin thinks- as he realizes that the sound isn’t coming from the kitchen...it was the garage door opening;

....his mom was home!!!

It wasn’t until they both heard the - WHAP! Of a car door slamming shut, and the jiggling of keys before they both started to panic.     

“What do we do?” Austin asks desperately.

“We gotta’ jump out of my window.”

Is he fucking crazy?! We are on the second floor of his house!

Austin thinks loudly in his head. 

                     

“No dude, that’s crazy.” Austin says aloud.

“It just might be, but I really can’t get in trouble for this because I am probably already busted for leaving school early with you today.” Rob states matter-of-factly.           

Maybe it was because Austin was feeling generous, or perhaps of the fact that he was still pretty high and didn’t want to get in trouble either; he nodded at Rob; he agreed.

Rob smiled. “Yes, mane! Let’s go!”                                                                                       

He scrambled over to his window by the bed, opened it up as wide as it could go, and in a flash - Robert let himself fall. 

Austin started in shock at how quickly he jumped down. That’s when Austin heard the voice of Rob's mom- Rebecca, who was now in the house.

“Robert?! I just got a call from the school saying you left early?!”

Fuck it.

Austin thinks, his brain still trying to wake up from the high.

Austin takes a few quick strides over to the open window. Once checking to see if Rob made the fall without any injuries, Austin grabbed the window sill, and let himself fall onto the soft, slightly muddy ground.                                                                                                 “Ouch, my ass.” Muttered Austin, as he got up on his feet - luckily unharmed.

“What ass?” Rob ruthlessly jokes.

“Fuck youu.” Austin says with a short laugh.

“Alright, we gotta’ go - quick!” Says Rob, suddenly breaking out into a full-blown run.

Austin follows Keith with only a few long strides.

As the boys continued to run away from Rob's house and his raging mother - still feeling high and also suddenly hungry, they were flooded with all of the feelings and stupidity of adolescence.    

And after little contemplation as to what they wanted to eat for dinner that night; they happily ate the best 2 dozen Dorito Tacos at Taco Bell that they've ever had. Sure - they felt sick afterwards, but it didn't matter in that moment. The only thing they knew was this;

They were young, they were dumb,

it was great, & they were greatful.

#taco bell #maaynneeeee #weed community #Nostalgia

[lavanda-celeste]

hi ya buncha freaks how's hell going

sorry sorry ill stop being rude to yall now I was just in a really bad place mentally when I made all previous visible posts

I see that a lot of you sticked around even after my account fell apart, thanks for that (even if some people probably jus forgot they were following me lmao) so uhh I'll keep you updated from time to time

(info under cut)

again, as I said before, I'd rather wait until the uh, "founder" (aka foot glove with a clip on it lmao) hits 18 and maybe makes an announcement about allowing nsfw (probably not tho) but don't worry in case theres no announcement or she just says no I'm planning to make ocs based on Wh1tty and Upd1k3 that like, aren't straight rip offs but still have the same vibe if U know what I mean

another thing is that I've definitely decided that if I start drawing again I'll just post to Aryion and no where else, sorry tumblr-only folks, but I've been advised to gatekeep my stuff a little more so dumb kiddos don't come snooping around, and also back when I got into trouble some people reacted to screenshots of my art like I committed murder and gave birth to the antichrist or something (which btw were screenshots of the Endo version of the Wh1tty X Cotoni comic, which is pretty much one of the tamest things you can find on this whole community??? idk man, frickin kinkshamers)

so like, if I stay confined to aryion, not only the site is explicitly said to be 18+ when you enter, but also like, if someone enters there and gets disgusted, it's not my issue man like aryion is literally the v*re website why would you enter it if you don't like it LMAOO (sadly I checked and Aryion art does show up on Google images and there's no way to get your art outta there, oh well, at least it seems safesearch blurs most of it)

Last thing for now I hope is that uh, if you see that my opinions seem to swing or not stay consistent, that's Cuz uhhhh I don't own the brain I'm in LMAO, look I don't wanna falsely claim we've got one of those rare Dissociative Identity disorder stuffs but we definitely got something going on alright

so um using a term from that area because I lack better terms, I'm not the "host" but at least I'm in good terms w them (again), now the issue is their right hand supervisor lady fucking hates my guts man. she won't let me cook in peace fr fr, she even made on us that nasty bloody "tattoo" mentioned in the comments of one of my previous posts, rn I'm writing this very late at night since she doesn't seem to be very aware at these hours lol. it's jus that back in around december-january she fucking beat the shitttt outta me for getting us all into trouble, rn tho things more or less chill but again I'm not really allowed to do much still, jus waiting to see when it's appropriate for me to return to cooking the good shite

oh I might have to change my artstyle to avoid (or at least lessen the probability of) any potential connection to the "host"'s account, yea it's gonna suck having to develop a new one

so yea see ya uhh later in the year in a few months probably, remember to stay sane and do not lower ur standards when consuming v*re content (haha consume lmao)

#non-art

[4th-make-quail]

3, 19, 29 for the ask game?

3. What work are you most proud of (regardless of kudos/hits)? I think... From the Flames of the Fire, I Feel You has to be this one! it's one of the fics I was most worried about pulling off, and I think I managed to balance a more plotty (kinda) fic with some hotass porn and a great big dose of FEELS. For the uninitiated: this is the fourth fic in my Sart/Basch series, one where Sart gets very injured during a skirmish, and when Basch confesses to him that he's dying. It was really emotional to write, and I'm really glad my few readers seemed to enjoy it!

19. What’s one pairing you want to explore next year? Ghis/Bergan for sure! This year was the Year Of Sart/Basch but I definitely have a lot of Ghis/Bergan brainworms to excise haha. Not dead dove ones this time, I promise skjdfkl'g I also want to write another Ondore/Reddas fic, exploring a post-game situation, and I've also got some more Basch/Noah brainworms percolating in my fic queue as well hehe, so please look forward to it? :3c

29. Favorite line/passage you wrote this year? HMMM this is a tricky one! I was tempted to go with something from Flames, but let's go with this passage from Basch's speech in An Overabundance of Confidence - a fic I wrote for chocolatebox exchange, about Basch and Sartauvoir's first meeting and Sart's subsequent enlistment. It's longer than just one passage, but I was particularly proud of how this segment came out! Especially since I was very nervous about whether I could pull off what was described in Sart's field note haha, Basch is a very persuasive man!!

“Hah, I suspected you might.” Gabranth settled back, leaning on one arm and leaving the other free to gesture hither and yon. “Very well, Soranus. You shall have the whole truth from me.” He paused, as though to marshal his thoughts into order, then began. “I hail from Landis, as do you, and as you are no doubt very painfully aware, there is not much point in standing up to the might of Garlemald, as it is never very long before all are trampled beneath their mighty war machine. For have no doubt of it, Soranus, the Empire is a machine. It chews up countries and spits them out, their culture destroyed and their people subjugated. Though it… was painful, to bend the knee to them, I have ever been a pragmatic man. For how can we ensure Landis survives, if all her people are lost to the great machine that is war with the Empire?” Gabranth paused, then, the fervour lighting his eyes tempered by pain, writ clear upon his face. “Though it cut me to the bone, I took that wound for Landis. For our people.” He clenched his fist and crashed it against his chest. “If I had said nay, we will continue to fight, how many more would have died? Too many. Even one is too many…” Sartauvoir’s gaze fell, studying his clasped hands. “And yet, you would have a coward for your Legion, who fled from them, rather than standing and fighting.” “You are no coward.” Gabranth leaned forward, reaching out to shake Sartauvoir’s knee for emphasis. “You did the sensible thing, though it stung your pride as much as it stung mine to bend the knee. You ran, and with that, you kept the mage-knights of Mannatheihwo alive.”

on an unrelated front, i just realised I posted my very first Sart/Basch fic last year on the 5th of December, oh my god?! and I have another giftfic wip to post very soon, and NOT TO MENTION the 5.6k of another AU WIP that I've already got written dlkghfg the brainrot was so real holy shitttt

#ask quail #THANK YOU LOVELY ANON THIS WAS VERY FUN TO THINK ABOUT!!! <3 #welcome to sartbasch: the fucking manifesto i guess lol

[echodrops]

The Promises I Made (2018)

For the past twelve years, I’ve spent every New Year’s Eve compiling a list of fifty promises I intend to keep or fulfill over the next twelve months. The results have been truly amazing, and I have kept some promises I never thought I could. Although this year was really, really bad, oh lord... This year, for New Year’s, there will be a new set of promises for to me keep, but here are the old ones, for review!

 The Promises I Made (2018 edition)

1) I will be less anxious at work and not let passing comments from students or passive rudeness get under my skin as much. Status: Somewhat kept; I feel like I wasn’t as upset by students being rude this year as last year, but then again that might just be because I had better students. XD

2) I will be more proactive about my responsibilities for the college newspaper committee so we can make a great product. Status: Uhh… Can I count this as kept if the newspaper committee was put on hold due to decisions from the higher administration, so I didn’t have to be proactive about these responsibilities?

3) I will actually visit Mexico, not just accidentally take a wrong turn and end up there... Status: Broken. You know how some people like live next door to a restaurant for years but somehow never get around to trying it? Yeah that’s me, with the entire country of Mexico. Like, I literally live less than a mile from the border… I really should just go get lunch one day or something…

4) I will actually decorate my office with all the stuff I have had sitting around at my house for months. Status: Actually kept. I don’t feel like the decorating is really done in the office, but the decorations are no longer cluttering up my actual home instead of the office!

5) I will be better about focusing so that I can grade quickly and feel less overwhelmed throughout the course of the semester. Status: You know, it’s hard to say whether or not I did grade more quickly because spring semester I took on a really annoying class schedule and it screwed me over hard. I feel like I was a little faster this year, but I felt more overwhelmed than ever.

6) I will get the scratch on my Camaro buffed a bit to clear up the parts that can be cleared. Status: I just… didn’t do this. Broken.

7) I will repair the mortar on the fence outside the Utah house and seal the bricks on the window sills. Status: Somewhat kept/broken. I fixed the mortar on the fence outside but did not seal the windowsill bricks.

8) I will finish at least 26 books over the course of this year. Status: Look man. If my promise had been “Finish 26 fanfics longer than 100,000 words,” I would have blown this promise out of the water. But as it stands, I think I only made it to 10-ish printed books. I’m naughty. 9) I will retrim the grape vine at the Utah house and also spray/get someone to spray to kill the wasps. Status: Broken. I don’t know why I thought it would be smart to make a promise about trimming the grape vine, since that’s something you do in fall… when I’m not even in Utah… Hrmmmm… 10) I will get the mail man to stop delivering the wrong mail to my box because I’m getting ten times more mail for other people than for myself. Status: I had so many opportunities to do this, and I just didn’t. RIP.

11) I will have the fire escape window installed on the Utah house to make it legal to rent. Status: Broken. That’s a lotta money fam.

12) I will update Home and a Half at least four times (and no more double posts, just be chill Yehn, be chill for once…) Status: WOW. I was so, so optimistic, wasn’t I? 13) I will actually build all the furniture I bought for the Texas house and never assembled. Status: Mostly kept? I think there’s like one more thing I haven’t assembled (the spare futon), but up to this point I haven’t needed it, so...

14) I will actually watch Stranger Things since everyone keeps nagging me about it. Status: Broken. I just didn’t do this at all.

15) I will go to a dentist and get this annoying wisdom tooth removed and also see what can be done for my front tooth that got pushed out of alignment by said wisdom tooth. This really needs to happen ‘cause the partially erupted tooth is killing me. D; Status: Wisdom tooth is still hurting me… I am the worst at taking care of myself… 2019… the year of self-care?

16) I will take a road trip with my friend Karen like we’ve been talking about for a while. Status: Actually did this! Finally something completely kept. It was a great trip too.  

17) I will continue to serve as the video game club’s faculty sponsor. Status: I was too busy… T_T Broken.

18) I will lower my credit card debt by at least $2000. Moving is so expensive. T_T Status: I ended up having major set-backs this year in the form of having to pay out of pocket for a new windshield in my car and also my Playstation flat out dying on me, so this goal did not get satisfied. But now that my car is completely paid off (hell yeah!), I’ll finally be able to start making big payments on this sucker.

19) I will have ALL my lesson plans planned out in advance for Fall 2018 so that I can just chill next fall. Status: YO THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED. There were still some instances of needing to fix things, but overall I did actually have all the lessons done in advance, and that was probably the only reason I survived fall at all lol.

20) I will finish painting the living room in the Utah house, finally. Status: I… forgot I even made this promise. Yikes.

21) I will be better about walking my dog because I have been slacking lately. Status: I wanted to be better, but every fucking time I go to walk my dog, the neighbor’s Chihuahua runs through their fence and tries to attack my dog, so literally every walk becomes a nightmare and there were a lot of days when I just didn’t want to deal with that stress… :/

22) I will finish a game other than FFXIV this year. Man, so many games have been piling up… Status: I couldn’t even find time to play FFXIV this year, let alone another game… 23) I will write a new, original short story. Status: I… did not write like at all this year. 2018 was just really hard for me. T_T

24) I will get my black glasses fixed this year, finally. Status: Uh… Kept… I think? At least I think this promise was referring to the damage to the frames of my black glasses, which I did get fixed. But now the lens has a scratch… V_V

25) I will attend more professional development/on-campus events and trainings to bolster my evaluation. Status: Eh, kept? I’m signed up for a conference and did some extra training thing that I can throw on the sheet, so I’m calling it good.

26) I will ink and color at least the one drawing of Yehn’zi that I finished sketching a while ago and did absolutely nothing with. Status: A whole lot of nope on this one.

27) I will really finish moving in to my Texas house, no more “I’ll fish out the clothes from the Space Bag when I need them but never actually hang them up.” Status: I’m counting this as kept, since the only thing that didn’t happen is that I never took the plastic wrap off the top of my nightstand, but like… hey that’s a really convenient way to avoid water spots so…

28) I will volunteer at a non-profit organization to fulfill my “service to the community” work requirement. I mean, I will volunteer from the goodness of my heart… yeah… Status: Shitttt this didn’t happen and it really needed to… Oh dear…

29) I will level ALL my classes to 70 in Stormblood. Status: This also did not happen. No time to play.

30) I will reach 1000 followers on tumblr. You should follow me. I’m only marginally a waste of time and space. Status: Kept and exceeded! I’m at like… 1540-ish right now I believe.

31) I will find a salon so I can get my hair dyed consistently instead of looking like a shabby blob half way through each semester. Status: Well, the good news is that my hair color fades so nicely that one of my students actually asked if the strawberry blonde was my natural color. But uh… no… it’s not… so…

32) I will find some way to pay back my coworker for all the incredibly nice things she has done for me already. Status: I mean, I took her out to lunch a lot but I don’t know if I really managed to feel “equal” on the debts I owe her for helping me out.

33) I will see an Anhinga (it’s a kind of bird!) in Texas. Status: Kept! The very first time I went looking for it, I found it, so score.

34) I will win Camp NaNoWriMo this year (because November might never be a possibility for me again, given how much grading I seem to end up doing during that month). T_T Status: Broken. Again, I wrote almost nothing this year. Too much stress. T_T

35) I will scout for new neighborhoods to move to with better internet access and closer to my work. Status: Kept. It’s still a bit too early for me to be looking for specific places, but I have a better sense of where I’ll be aiming for when I do go to buy something.

36) I will try to get better at Spanish, possibly by using my DuoLingo app more. Status: …Broken.

37) I will buy sod for the front part of the Utah house so that my house actually looks decent from the curb. Status: I COULD HAVE… But I didn’t.

38) I will be more proactive about commenting, reccing, and reblogging content I appreciate online because I find so many wonderful things but I rarely say as much about them as I should. Status: I think I was worse about this than last year. I miss the days when I didn’t feel like every five minutes taken to myself was stealing from my work responsibilities…

39) I will actually use my Instagram account to upload my photography somewhere public. Status: I forgot I made this promise too. Oops…

40) I will go dolphin-watching in the Gulf. Status: Somewhat kept? I mean… I stood on the pier… And saw dolphins in the Gulf. That counts, right???

41) I will clear all the photos and videos off my phone and camera SD cards because they are overflowing. Status: Kept but now they’re just sitting on the hard drive unsorted and in a confusing jumble of unnamed folders...

42) I will update my calendar with important dates—holidays, birthdays, etc.—and be productive about sending cards and well-wishes. Status: Broken, just totally broken.

43) I will complete my series of posts about Yato/Hiyori. Really. Status: >___> One day…

44) I will not work later than 10pm on any given work night. I can’t keep running myself ragged. I need to brake sometimes. Status: HA. I was really hopeful. More broken promises…

45) I will explore some new places/cities in Texas that I have not been before. Status: I… did not do this. I had a chance to do this and I didn’t. D;

46) I will get a gardener for the Texas house because the lawn is basically unmanageable by myself. Status: Kept. Because… the lawn really was unmanageable by myself so…

47) I will clean out the fridge more often. No expired milk or ancient leftovers this year please… Status: >_____> Ooopppssss.

48) I will get some sort of watering system set up so that the lawn at the Texas house isn’t a total disaster anymore. Status: Somewhat kept. I did buy hoses and sprinklers to water the lawn but mostly it’s just been raining a lot and that made the grass greener on its own.

49) I will help make one of the super complicated cookies from the new cookie cookbook I bought for Karen. Status: Actually kept! We learned much about the workings of cookie guns.

50) I will keep these promises. Status: Ouch, this one hurts a little.

Totals Kept promises: 12 Broken promises: 29 Somewhat kept/broken promises: 9

Y I K E S ™. I thought last year was crazy and was so hopeful for this year… I had NO IDEA how hard this last year was going to be. So many broken promises; I feel so guiltyyyyy. DDDD; Although I’m still at the same job and not planning on dramatically swapping entire career fields again, things are still in the process of settling and there’s still SO much more I feel like I need to work on. 2018 was the year of being constantly overwhelmed. Unfortunately, 2019 doesn’t seem like it’s going to be much calmer because I’m still working on designing classes and getting my lessons ironed out, but I at least no longer feel like I’m at rock bottom… So, I’m cautiously, very cautiously, feeling the tiniest bit optimistic?

  Let’s do this, 2019! The new set of promises will be up by tomorrow.

#50 promises #new year's resolutions #2018 feels like a thousand pound weight on my shoulders #time to shake it off #new year #IRL stuff #welcome 2019!!

[tylerwritez]

3:38 p.m. Wednesday June 30 2021

Song reccomendation:

Hey guys. We went to the mall again because it's too hot to go outside. I l1fted a bit but I did buy a blue and purple tie dyed tank top for summer and a Slayer shirt from the hot topic.

We had funsies, me and my friend were chatting and stuff. Not much to say.

I'm feeling sucky now cos we got lunch at the italianos store and I wanted to get Dulce De Leche because what's the point of going to the italianos if ur leaving with NO dulce de leche....?? Its so yummy. My mom said yes but my 11 YEAR OLD SISTER LIKE FLIPPED OVER THE CAN AND READ OFF THE GRAMS OF SUGAR AND CALORIES!!!!! liKE WHAT??? ITS NONE OF UR BUSINESS JESUS!!!!!! thanks for triggering my uh disordered eating...  cos after that I wanted to cry and I just put the can back and remembered how fat I am and I ALMSOT HAD A BREAKDOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE LIKE IT WAS THE WORST FEELING...

Now I'm worried about my CaLoRieS and jesus it's the worst feeling... thanks sister who is eleven and REALLY MEAN?? she literally calls me short fat and ugly all the time... I think my mom and sister make me the most insecure. My mom is always ragging on what I eat how much I eat what time I eat it's the WORST PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE???? like I'm trying. You think I don't ALREADY feel bad??? Like okay way to shame your HEALTHY BMI (bmi 22) child for... eating a sandwich for lunch? I can't even. Like YEAH IM A BIT CHUBBY BUT IT HURTS MY FEELINGS FOR Y'ALL TO POINT IT OUT COS IVE BEEN INSECURE MY WHOLE LIFE AND I JUST CAN'T EVEN. I CAN'T.

.... but we had fun at the mall. So yeah.

I think I ended up l1fting like, a choker, some masks (for covid), fake nails (for my sister), and some hair bands (since my hair is crazy in the morning and always gets in my eyes)

Also some mentos XD but I won't be eating those since I feel like shitttt thanks family ily ♡ /s no I don't

Also that stuff I was talking about being upset over the divorce? Last night? I'm better now so dw.

.... I'm ravenously hungry right nowwww  but. We are going to ignore that. Because hungry is good. Itz good to be hungry it means you're on the right track and if you stay hungry long enough you DO lose weight. You just gotta stay hungry. ALSO, ALSO IM TRYING TO AVOID BLOATING because if I bloat then I get insecure with no top on,,, and it's hot out, so what I wanna do is keep my tummy flat ALL DAY so I can wear like just my sports bra or smthn... i hate saying that I'm wearing a bra but like thAt's what it is if I called it anything else I'd confuse you.

If you're on this blog for the first time,,, I'm MALE, so like don't just assume I'm a girl.

I feel like I dont pass enough but also I dont really mind? Like people keep calling me a girl but I dont see it? I personally dont think I look feminine??

.... I guess when I'm naked... JAY.

and when I dont bind, and my voice, but that's about it.

Also uhm. I'm kinda a kleptomaniac. I'm gonna check the diagnostic criteria for that because... I sorta l1ft every time I go out. Even if I dont NEED anything. It's not a problem, since I'm not getting caught, but it's still a CRIME and I should try and slow it down a bit.

At least I'm not HAULING as much as I used to.... I would FILL my mfing backpack, bro. I would go nuts. So I gotta try n be more careful so I don't get caught. I take too many risks... sex!!!!, theivery!!!!, and light drugs.

But isnt that what being 15 is about? Idk. I'll post pics of what I l1fted to my l1fting blog after I remove the metadata/exit data (location data) so I don't get doxxed...

Also I dont know if I told yall this but I might get contact lenses :) I think glasses make me look ugly so i dont wanna wear em. Also i hate having em on my face all the time it's just plain annoying.

4:18 p.m. update: okay so we're going home.

My mom is being kinda annoying shes like mocking me... Whateverrrrrrrrr idc. Jay is at his friends house rn, Eden is busy and Erin proabably won't come if Eden doesn't come so I guess I'm resigned to biking alone tonight.... probabaly after I pack all my shit of course.

11:20 a.m. update:

I didn't end up going biking... we took the bottles to the bottle depot, I got 20 bucks, and so did my sister even though she didnt even come :P

I got home and just went online. I was scouring Encyclopedia Metallum for any good active local metal bands that I could potentially see live in a concert in my city! 

I ate okay today, kinda ate more than I intended to before I slept because I was so hungry :| willpower 0 (zero)

Anyways I ate to maintain today :/ which is okay I guess.

I'm a bit upset since my dad was crying about the divorce and like I tried to comfort him and said it's okay to cry and stuff but... MAN THATS PAINFUL.... and like... shouldnt it be the other way around? I hate this. I hate everyone feeling bad. And I hate having to be so grown up.

Oh well... I was always the hound of hell, not the lamb of god.

4:15 a.m. update

Everyone wants to hang out with me XD so I gotta ask about that

Roadtrip soon.

Idk, not much to say.

I'm uh, listening to MUSIC right now. I love music and I wanna play bass again. I also feel very insecure and want to cut my junk off so that's fun.

:P

Goodnight ig

#Spotify #JudeJournals #judejournals #jude shepard

[abdicatedarchive]

imessage || chase and chanel

𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍: imessage // early march.

𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: chase x chanel.

𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒: none

𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒: chanel sees a tweet from wren that leads her to believe that it is the green beacon from across the lake

chanel to chase: not to be some weird ex... but do you think there's a possibility that his tweet is a "chanel come over" sign? or is he like totally seeing someone else? 

chase to chanel: i should call the press (aka jonah) and tell them that THE chanel hampton has a case of the lingering exes ;) chase to chanel: and no he's not seeing anyone, so i could see that for sure chase to chanel: :))) you gonna go over there???

chanel to chase: ... 😡  chanel to chase: speaking of lingering exes, are you and gabrielle back together yet? it's been longer than usual chanel to chase: i mean if he wants me to go over there, im not gonna be rude and say no. besides, that means less time with my roommate

chase to chanel: ... 😡 no we are not yet chase to chanel: but at the same time, my body count is up to five? 😏 chase to chanel: the elusive roommate, who even is it? maybe I have a class with her (horny on main, but i could potentially take her off your hands every once in a while) chase to chanel: is she just annoying to you? or annoying in general? because that really effects my choices chase to chanel: are you going to wait for that text? or are you just going to show up? because those are two different things

chanel to chase: oooh look at you go!! proud of you :') chanel to chase: make sure not to fuck anymore of our teammates tho! ✨ chanel to chase: as both of us know, she's not into guys lmao chanel to chase: i thought maybe jonah would have brought it up to you, but it's juliette  🙃 chanel to chase: omg i cant be the one to make the first move, i cant look desperate! i already texted him first last time LIKE AN IDIOT 😭

chase to chanel: hahaha, thanks for the moral support. marina's got better things going for her anyways, it's also wayyyy to close to home for my taste chase to chanel: oh shit??? seriously? that's a mega plot twist.  chase to chanel: speaking of too close to home, that is wayyy to close. also gay, so that's a dead end. guess i won't be making things so awkward she switches dorms or schools :/ chase to chanel: if you want to get rid of her, just get her and stevie to talk chase to chanel: you texted FIRST???? wow. this is a lot to take in.

chanel to chase: well then let's shoot for some double digits for your body count! it's what you deserve 😌 chanel to chase: ugh right? like how bad could my luck be??? chanel to chase: ooh that does seem like a good idea. i don't talk to her too much since the break up but i can always work my magic on her 🥰 chanel to chase: he was literally typing and then stopped! so without thinking, i went ahead and asked him what he wanted. it was so embarrassing 😩

chase to chanel: i mean, there's no harm in trying chase to chanel: just be careful you don't seduce her on accident 🤡 chase to chanel: oh shitttt, juliette said something about how stevie doesn't even know she's here. maybe don't talk to stevie?? chase to chanel: oh that is embarrassing, not gonna sugar coat it. but you can come back from it for sure, just make sure not to text first. weakness is not good.

chanel to chase: no promises 😇    chanel to chase: she doesn't know?? actually i guess that makes sense. i've seen stevie around with some girl. if stevie knew juliette was here, they'd probably just be together? idk, things got weird with them chanel to chase: exactly, maybe i'll post a cute picture on instagram or something. idk if i'll get his attention, but i'll get somebody's!

chase to chanel: yeah that's the consensus that everyone but the two of them have tbh, poor other girl yikes chase to chanel: do you want somebody's attention, or do you want his?

chanel to chase: i'm sure juliette will break and go talk to her eventually, they were like always super sappy with each other when i would go to wren's band practices chanel to chase: i mean ... i would prefer his ... but i dont think he wants mine, so somebody else seems fine enough

chase to chanel: yeah and i like other girl's attention... whatever you say chase to chanel: but if you really want something, say it

chanel to chase: but you said weakness is not good!!! 😭    chanel to chase: and we're pretty much in the same boat. why dont you say something to gabrielle? hmmm?

chase to chanel: can a boy not give out hypocritical and confusing advice these days? chase to chanel: such a shame

chanel to chase: i'd prefer unconditional support, even if my ideas are stupid chanel to chase: we work great when we do that chanel to chase: plus, i like being told i'm right

chase to chanel: do you want me to tell you to text him? or not to text him? im honestly a big fan of you just showing up at his door, but that's just how i feel chase to chanel: you are always right <3

chanel to chase: not text him! chanel to chase: i might do crazy shit, but not that crazy. what if i go over there and he's literally in the middle of hooking up with someone? i couldn't beat her up, but i'd want to 😔 chanel to chase: 💖 

chase to chanel: if he was hooking up, why would he advertise being alone online? chase to chanel: also internet safety 101, don't tell people you're alone places chase to chanel: whatever you do, don't text him!!!

chanel to chase: idk!! we've been texting for a bit, someone could already be there chanel to chase: and he was like if you know, you know. and i wasnt sure if that just meant that jets always kicking him out or if he was acting all dude bro-ish and being like "ahahaha got the room all to myself. gonna get laid all weekend"

chase to chanel: not to act up ... but i can text him for you? see if he wants to game or something? chase to chanel: jet does kick him out all the time though, he's always sleeping in here

chanel to chase: ooh i guessss  chanel to chase: wait no! even if he's not busy, i cant just take my ass over to his room. thats like texting him first chanel to chase: right, he told me about that chanel to chase: idk maybe this is all pointless. we pretty much never talk to each other. it's almost been a year, i'm sure he's moved on

chase to chanel: do what you want girl, whatever is good for you!!! chase to chanel: text me what you pick tho, i do wanna know

chanel to chase: i think i'm gonna go skate somewhere chanel to chase: i'll update you tho, love you 💖

chase to chanel: love you! make good choices!!

#chase: imessage #chasexchanel #imessage || chanel and chase

[wonhosbun]

Through the Lens Mafia!AU Pt 5

Genre: Angst, Fluff

Pairing: Reader x Mark

Warnings: Some explicit language, some violence 

Word count: 1.6k

It had been a couple hours since Lisa had arrived and had been been in the medical room with Mark. The others kept trying to calm you down, telling you he’ll be alright.

After what seemed like eternity, Lisa finally came out, “Don’t worry he’ll be fine he just needs time and rest. I know how much of an important role he plays but please, let him take his time to heal.” All of the boys nodded in agreement.

“Can we see him?” you asked, the worry kept eating at you, all you wanted was to see him. It’s honestly really surprising how fast you’ve come to care and fall for him. But it didn’t matter because all you wanted to do was protect him from anything that could ever harm him.

“Yes he’s awake, he was actually asking for you.” Your heart fluttered at her words. On the outside you seemed fine but on the inside you were squealing like a little school girl who just found out her crush liked her back.

You made your way into the room, there he laid, hooked up to a bunch of machines. The sight made your heart hurt, how did this even happen to him?

“Hey you, how are you feeling?” He looked so weak and so fragile that you felt his bones would break with any slight movement, his face pale, lips dry and parted.

“Besides the fact that I’ve just been shot, lost a shit ton of blood and almost died, I’m doing pretty well actually,” he said in a sarcastic voice, you playfully pouted and clenched where your heart is pretending to be hurt. “If this is how you’re going to act then i best be on my way,” you turned on your heels and made you way towards the door. You knew he wasn’t going to let you go that easily.

“Alright bye,” you stopped in your tracks completely dumbfounded. How dare he you thought. Turning around you placed your hands on your hips, “Are you seriously about to let me go Mark?” his lips turned into a slight smirk. “I knew you weren’t going to leave if I told you that, and look I was right.”

“For someone that almost died you seem awfully cocky.” you said while walking towards the side of his bed, pulling a chair next to him. While grabbing his hand you noticed how cold he had felt. How much warmth he lacked throughout his entire body. Would it have been too soon to ask him what had happened to him to even be in this position? You hesitated for a bit, but made up your mind.

“If you don’t mind me asking, how did this happen to you?”

“Okay Jackson and Jaebum you two go that way and I’ll go this way.” Mark said while also signaling his fingers.

“Nuh-uh dude we’re not splitting up, at least not here, you know how it is here.”

“Yeah Jackson’s right we stick together no matter what.” Mark let out a defeated sigh as he agreed with the two other boys. “Fine, but I’m going to lead I’d rather have something happen to me than to have either of you hurt.” Jackson and Jaebum only nodded, knowing they weren’t going to be able to change his mind.

“Tell me again why we agreed to do this? We’re literally asking to be killed.”

“Oh for the love of God will you please be quiet? Someone could he-“ The sound of a loud gunshot had interrupted Mark, but what also interrupted him was the bullet that went right through the side of his stomach.

Both boys cursed, then turning to the direction to where the shot came from, successfully shooting the man down. Luckily there was only one, they picked up Mark’s body trying to hurry to their car. Jackson got into the driver’s seat while Jaebum had Mark in his lap, holding his head.

Mark’s eyes started to roll to the back of his head, “No no Mark stay with me we’re almost there please just hang in there.” He started to mumble words, unfortunately Jaebum couldn’t seem to make out what he was saying.

All he could do was apply pressure to the wound, hopefully stopping the bleeding a little bit, at least a bit.

As he finished explaining you hadn’t noticed how wet your eyes were, how there were tear stains on the side of your cheeks. Memories of Wonho flooded your head, seeing his blood covered body made your heart ache. It made you feel useless, sure you didn’t have any feelings for the man anymore but that didn’t mean it still didn’t pain you when you saw the life being sucked right out of him, that didn’t mean he didn’t hold a place in your heart.

Mark’s face softened when he realized you had been crying, he hated seeing you cry. His protective instincts led him to draw you closer, and he did so by reaching out for your arm and pulling you in. He didn’t ask why you were crying, knowing how he wouldn’t get an answer assuming from the amount of sobs you were letting out. His arm was kept around your waist, pulling you closer.

“Shsh it’s okay I’m here, let it out Y/N.”

“I already lost one person, I can’t lose another one.” you said in a whisper but loud enough for Mark to hear.

“I’m not going anywhere Y/N, I promise you I’ll always be by your side.” he said while kissing the top of your head.

You tilted your head to look at him, he gave you a reassuring smile, both of you stayed in that same position for what seemed like hours but had only been a few seconds.

Mark licked his lips while looking down at yours, your mind went blank as soon as your heart started racing, filled with anticipation, the butterflies in your stomach made you want to kiss him then and there, and just as soon as you had the guts to, the door flung open, a very concerned looking crowd busted through.

“We heard crying is everything okay?” you knew who’s voice that was, it was Youngjae’s. His voice was laced with genuine worry and concern. “Yeah everything’s okay, she just got a little emotional that’s all.” They all sighed in relief, thinking something was wrong.

“It’s getting pretty late, we should all let Mark rest.” Lisa was right, he didn’t look too well he definitely needed some rest. Everyone agreed and said their goodbyes to Mark, “I’ll come see you in the morning okay? Please go to sleep and get some rest Markiepoo.”

“Markiepoo? I could get used to that but don’t tell any of the boys you called me that, I’d get teased for as long as I’ll live,” he let out a slight chuckle and flashed his beautiful smile, “Alright I won’t, goodnight.”

As you made your way towards the room you saw rest of the boys sitting on the couch, however they were whispering to one another, why were they whispering?

“She’s going to have to take his place for however long he’s going to be out. We need 7 because if there’s not 7 then there’s someone that’s not doing their job and if someone’s not doing their job then that can put our lives at risk.”

“Jinyoung our lives are already at risk considering we’re in a fucking mafia!”

“Oh fuck off Yugyeom you know what I meant asshole!”

“Both of you keep your damn voices down she could walk by any second.” you were tired of hearing them bicker like 10 year olds so you decided to make your presence known. You coughed, a little bit too loud, as you made your way towards the couch and squeezed yourself in between Youngjae and Yugyeom.

“So guys what’s up?” they all looked at each other, all of them mumbling trying to come up with an excuse. Knowing they weren’t going to say anything you let them know that you knew about their plan, “I heard you guys talking about me and how I have to take Mark’s place.” Jackson let out a groan, “ See I told both of your asses to keep it down why doesn’t anyone listen to me?” he while throwing his hands up, you started to giggle at this whole situation.

“She’s giggling why is she giggling why are you giggling?” BamBam said with a confused look on his face. “Because it’s cute how you all started to freak out because I heard, did you guys think I was going to get upset?” all of them nodded, “well I’m not, I mean I’m stuck here aren’t I? Might as well make the best of it.”

They all stared at you with a confused face, not knowing how to reply. “Do you know how to fight?” asked Jinyoung, the question took you back but then started thinking about it. You hummed to yourself, thinking of what to say.

“Well this one time in highschool I fought this one girl i’m not sure if that counts?”

“Shit are you serious? What happened?”

“It all happened because my bestfriend at the time was having a problem with a girl she absolutely hated, so she decided to fight her and as she was fighting her the other girls best friend tried to jump in, and I couldn’t allow them to double team so my ass jumped in.”

“What the fuck thats badass, did you win?”

“Lets just say blood was spilled but certainly not mine.”

All of the boys started yelling ‘ohhhh’ and ‘ohhh shitttt’ hyping you up, BamBam even dabbed which made you cringe but you loved it at the same time.

“But that was years ago, I don’t know if I still have it in me.”

It was true, you haven’t fought in a while and you certainly weren’t as strong as you used to be.

omgfkgmdfjgsfbsdhjbd im so sorry i took forever to upload, also this probably isn’t the best chapter but hey its something \: ): anyways i hope you enjoyed part 5 <3

#got7 mafia au #got7 fanfic #got7 reactions #got7 scenarios #got7 imagines #got7 angst #got7 fluff #got7 smut #mark tuan angst #mark tuan fanfic #mark tuan fluff #mark tuan smut #got7 mark #got 7 jb #got7 jackson #got7 jinyoung #got7 youngjae #got7 bambam #got7 yugyeom

[sethkate]

caleb x sav for the memes

who in your otp:

drives when they go on road trips? do they switch at the halfway point? does one drive there and the other drive back?

caleb drives!! even if sav ever got her license i doubt she would ever drive. especially not caleb’s car since that’s the 2nd love of his life.

looks over the menu for fifteen minutes before ordering the same thing they order EVERYWHERE they go? does the other half of your ship get annoyed by this, or do they find it endearing?

savannah prob orders the same thing. im sure she and caleb talk about the fact that like ‘oh maybe you should get something healthier?? with a little bit more sustenance??’ then at the last minute she’s prob like ‘NAH ill take the cheeseburger, cheese fries and milkshake pls’ which idk if would necessarily annoy him per say but he would def roll his eyes and be concerned even more for her health :/

is more likely to get arrested?

caleb. probably for fighting tbh. 

is afraid of rollercoasters? does the other half of your ship try and convince them to face the fear, or do they take a softer approach and not push them at all?

i don’t think either of them are afraid of rollercoasters?

shows up at home with a dog unannounced despite the fact they’ve already got three/four/however many pets?

sav! once they get one you know… it’s probably gonna open the door for ten more hahaha she’ll get help from the neighbor lady taking care of them all

demands that they do date night? does the other person complain or do they go with it just to see the excited look on their partners face?

savannah demands them since she’s always like?? tried to get caleb to take her out. but obviously she becomes more okay with the fact that it doesn’t need to be anything fancy. just them getting out of the apartment and what not. when caleb’s feeling particularly romantic (if ever) he would pull out some stops just to see the look on sav’s face knowing she def wouldn’t expect it 

is the clumsy one whose always tripping up flights of stairs or over their own feet? does it stress the other half of your ship out or do they find it hilarious?

sav would fall more than caleb?? he prob laughs @ her tbh bc i def would too

picks the music when they’re in the car? does the other complain about their taste in music?

caleb probably tries because he says he is the driver??? but that doesn’t stop savannah from trying to change it because she is 100% not about the type of music caleb is

insists on paying for everything when they’re out? do they fight about it?

caleb because his momma taught him well. savannah likely wouldn’t fight him about it either? only maybe if she knew he was tight on money and even then it would prob be a long shot that she would ever have more money than him bc lbr she spends hers on stupid shit 

is the one to quietly suggest they get high together for the first time? how does the other half of your ship react?

shitttt i don’t think this would happen in regular verse bc sav wouldn’t want to tempt caleb like that knowing his past? but i can see trashbag au caleb maybe trying to get sav to do shit with him. which she might….at least try it?? but obvs this would be before he like REALLY spiraled because otherwise she’s trying to get him off drugs 

is secretly terrified of horror movies and yet watches them all the time bc its something the other half of your ship loves?

neither of them are necessarily terrified of them but sav will watch them because it gives her an excuse to snuggle up to caleb more

talks in their sleep? does their partner record it and call them out, or not tell them and keep it as a secret so they can keep enjoying it?

caleb probably talks in his sleep. and sav would def record it lol. she’s not good with secrets tho so it prob wouldn’t last long

brings up the conversation of marriage + babies? how does the conversation go?

caleb ofc is the one to bring it up lol. the first time it happens… prob doesnt go over well. cause sav is like ‘lol no’ but i think the longer they are together, the easier the convo would be the more it is brought up. once theyve got more stability in their lives and are actually in a decent place to get married and start a family

has to pull the other back by their back of their sweater when they try and do something stupid in public?

i think they both do this sometimes. especially when it comes to the other person?? like even if they don’t want to admit it they both get pretty jealous fairly easily which makes them both confrontational af

is more likely to pick the other up from the airport with an obnoxiously large cardboard sign? what does the sign say?

caleb would be the one to pick sav up from the airport but i def don’t see him doing this lmao. flowers? yes but not a sign that draws a lot of attention to him. i can see him and sav doing this tho when they are both together in boston and darren comes to visit bc sav would have no problem writing obnoxious shit on a sign and holding it up in public for all to see

tries to cook a meal and accidentally almost burns the house down?

savannah of course. caleb is more domesticated than her 

deliberately makes a squeaky chair squeak until the other person flips out?

sav when she wants to get caleb’s attention hahaha. prob does shit like this all the time in an effort to basically say ‘PAY ATTENTION TO ME’ without actually saying it 

falls asleep no matter what position they’re in + needs to be carried to bed?

they are both probably so exhausted all the time because their sleep schedules are t e r r i b l e that i’m sure either of them can fall asleep in pretty uncomfortable positions? and they’d both probably just stay there rather than carry one another to the bed

is the little spoon when they cuddle?

savannah ofc

hates thunderstorms and needs to be comforted for the duration?

caleb likes them, savannah doesn’t necessarily hate them but she prefers sunshine??? but i’m sure she likes the fact that they make A+ cuddling weather

brings the other breakfast in bed? is it a proper cooked breakfast - or just an old muffin?

caleb prob leaves breakfast for savannah to eat when she wakes up. prob not proper though. maybe a granola bar or a banana to try and get her to eat healthier. 

convinces the other to go on a hike? do they love it, or are they absolutely miserable?

caleb convinces sav and she 10/10 doesn’t like it lol. she’s too city to enjoy time outside in the wilderness

can never admit they’re wrong?

omgggg both of them the stubborn assholes

lets the dog sleep on the bed when the other isn’t paying attention?

def savannah. caleb would prob say he doesn’t want the dog on the bed bc of fur and stuff?? but i bet you when sav isn’t paying attention he’s prob cuddling with the dog too lol 

uses emojis in replace of words? does it drive the other person insane?

sav would do this to caleb because i think he is Too Cool for emojis lmao. and yes it prob drives him insane bc he has no fuckin clue what she’s talking about 

who decorates their house? does the other come home and blink at all the pastel pink and force a smile despite how much they hate it?

probably joint effort, but sav more than caleb. he probably wants to keep things pretty minimal, but sav wants things more cozy. but never in her life would she paint anything pastel pink so i think theyre ok. 

is more likely to get into a fight to defend the other?

both of them. but i think caleb would need to defend savannah more. 

is constantly spewing random facts about absolutely anything and everything? does it annoy the other person or do they find it all interesting?

savannah bc u know she absorbs all the questions/answers from trivia night at the bar and is pretty keen on telling everyone and anyone who will listen about all the shit she learns

is the lovey dovey drunk?

ew savannah lmao she turns into clingy ass bitch for sure

laughs at their own jokes? does the other laugh at the joke… or at their partner?

caleb prob and he is def gonna be That Dad with all the dad jokes too when they have kids. i’m sure sav laughs at both. 

is competitive about EVERYTHING?

obvs both of them

apologizes first when they have a fight?

i wanna say sav bc she hates when caleb is mad at her lol even when she isn’t in the wrong prob :/

makes the other a flower crown? does the other wear it without complaint or beg not to be embarrassed?

neither they are not this type of couple @ all 

is more likely to put their fist through a wall when they’re angry?

caleb!!!! which he’s done a hundred times already i’m sure 

sends the other memes despite the fact they’re laying in bed next to each other?

savannah. probably when he is reading important shit for work and school and she’s forcing herself to stay awake just cause he is. so that’s how she entertains herself and distracts the hell out of him 

wears the others clothes the most?

sav wears caleb’s bc otherwise that’d be weird 

pranks the other on a near constant basis? how does the other react?

they both prank darren :))))

comes up with obnoxiously sappy pet names for the other just to watch them roll their eyes?

they prob both do this jokingly like?? to see who can come up with the worst ones

forgets their anniversary?

caleb does in the trashbag au FOR SUREEE and it basically breaks sav’s heart into a trillion pieces !!!

is impulsive and makes big choices for them without stopping to think through what it all means?

savannah lmao everything she does is based on impulse

writes cute messages for the other on the bathroom mirror when they have a shower?

sav

has to do the dishes because the other gags any time they stick their hands in the water?

neither of them like doing dishes but for a different reason?? so they prob take turns so it’s fair

jumps into the pool without testing the temperature, and who dips their toes in first?

sav would jump in and caleb would dip his toes in first i think?

tries to kill bugs in the house… and which one stops them and gets the bug out of the house alive and well?

caleb kills the bugs bc savannah hates them. so in the end all the bugs die lmao

can speak a second/third/forth language and uses it to annoy the other when they’re fighting?

caleb would know more of a second language than sav but i don’t think he would use it to annoy her?? idk if he would even remember much of what he learned tbh

says i love you first? does the other immediately say it back?

sav probably. the first time i don’t think caleb would (since they still havent said it yet…. i hate us, mainly me for suckin but u get it) then after the first time i think he would be more inclined to say it back immediately 

wins when they arm wrestle?

caleb by a long shot. sav is wimpy 

gets caught singing some old, corny one direction song to themselves?

savannah!! but ofc old school tay swift is always gonna be her fave

is forever forcing the other to take selfies with them? does the other person complain every time?

jesus savannah does this soooooooo much and obvs caleb complains lol but does it anyway 

shows up at the others house with chinese food + a six pack of beer when they’re having a bad day?

caleb would do this but not necessarily when either of them were having a bad day? this is just a regular thing for them 

sends the cheesy good morning/night texts?

maybe both of them. sav’s would be more sappy tho.

can never admit that they were wrong?

also, both

suggests they send out a christmas card together? does the other go for it, or question when they turned into old people?

savannah does but caleb has ptsd from matching sweaters with his family so he probably is against it

is a morning person and who pulls the covers up over their head and begs for five more minutes?

caleb is more of a morning person than sav bc school and his job but in reality neither of them technically are? because they would both stay under the covers all day if they could 

is constantly insisting they won’t need a jacket before they go out… and then has to steal the others when they get cold?

savannah lol esp if a jacket clashes her outfit 

is a smoker and has to deal with the other forever showing them gross photos to try and convince them to quit?

they both smoke so???? lmao 

decides they need to go on a health binge and throws out all the sugary food in the house? how does the other react?

caleb tries to do this all the time @ sav’s and it never goes over well :/

holds all the important documents when they’re travelling? why?

caleb because savannah would def lose them 

hates flying? how does the other help them relax before/during/after a flight?

savannah doesnt like it initially so caleb would help her through it but i feel like after she goes to boston a couple of times by herself she gets used to it? 

is more likely to suggest a lil fool around in the bathrooms at a club? how does the other react?

savannah probably suggests it, but caleb isnt against it 

plans a night of boardgames for date night, and who plans a romantic dinner at a fancy restaurant?

neither of them are board game ppl?? and i think they say the fancy dinners for anniversaries so 

cries watching the news?

neither!!

teases the other one for having a crush on them… despite the fact they’ve been dating for a year?

savannah prob teases caleb about this bc for sooo long they tried to keep things casual but it didn’t work and she was always the one that wanted to make it official so she’s prob still super proud of herself 

believes in aliens?

sav more so than caleb 

is constantly leaving the lights on in every room in the house?

savannah until caleb gives her shit for running up the electric bill 

rocks the seat on the ferris wheel?

savannah

is a terrible liar?

100000% savannah lol 

is always reading the other their star sign despite the fact they don’t believe in any of it?

savannah reads them and probably does believe in it?? caleb always tries to tell her that it’s full of shit 

who panics when mercury goes into retrograde?

neither 

insists they watch documentaries to broaden their knowledge?

caleb lol 

is constantly renovating part of their house but not finishing one thing before moving on to the next?

caleb butttttt is it really renovating if all he knows how to use is duct tape? lmao

uses all the hot water?

both of them together!!!

is the shower person? whose the bath person?

caleb is a shower person, savannah is a bath

is most likely to be unfaithful?

neither in regular verse… caleb in trashbag au :/ 

bonus questions:

what is your otps song?

they have so many i can’t think of any right now bc i suck!!!!

do their families approve of the relationship? why/why not?

no lololol caleb’s parents are not sav’s biggest fans 

whose friends do they hang out with more?

caleb’s probably because they are better influences and don’t just wanna go bar hopping/clubbing and use drugs 

what do they do on their first date? did they have a first date, or did they just sort of… start dating?

they had a “real” first date loooong after they were seeing each other on the regular 

what is their favorite way to spend the holidays? do they go to one of their families houses? or do they create their own tradition by staying in bed listening to christmas music and getting drunk?

probably doing anything just with each other?? im sure they avoid family shit at all costs bc i’m sure it usually comes with a bunch of drama. so they would be happy staying in bed listening to christmas music and getting drunk 

what do they name their dog? do the give it a super boring name like allen - or do they name it something like bubblegum princess?

idk but they def need a dog!!! it won’t have a name like bubblegum princess tho that’s for sure 

how do they handle emergencies? does one of them crack under the pressure - or do they bicker because they both need to be in control?

savannah probably panics. caleb is more levelheaded under pressure so i’m sure he’d figure out how to handle it 

how did they meet? were they immediately drawn to each other?

caleb became her drug dealer once he got his lil bro out of the game!!! in an abandoned gas station parking lot (so romantic) and sav was like suuuper into caleb and he was prob like ‘ya she cute’ but savannah was totes hearteyes from the beginning and would have banged him right then and there if the opportunity presented itself 

what do they fight about the most? how do they resolve their fights?

drugs? money? other people???? probably by screaming @ each other lmao :/ sometimes caleb leaves which ends the fight. sometimes they just have angry sex. 

#shehasnoears #long post #ship: savannah & caleb #i underestimated how many questions there were lmao

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The Caliph and The Islam  -Yoon Geon-

 HIII GUYS!! Geon’s history discussion is BACK with NEW TOPIC, CALIPH!! In this conversation, I’ll be going to discuss about three videos that I watched, 1st, FOUNDATION OF CALIPH, 2nd, division of Islam, 3rd, the downfall and rise of Islam!!! LET’S HIT IT OUT!!

The FIRST video talked about the foundation and the basement of CALIPH which is the form of rule of ISLAM religion until 13th century!?!? CALIPH generally means that the “successor of god’s messenger” which have an authority to lead whole ISLAMIC people as a leader. They pretended to break down the entire legacy and wanted to focus on natural and cultivated facts. When ISLAM first emerged, they all followed MUHAMMAD. However, after his death chaos has emerged therefore they needed to make new leader or new CALIPH. During later four Caliphs, no other countries were be able to defeat them (SHITTTT)

The first CALIPH has been decided is Abu Bakar who has been called as “Rasyidun”, the guided caliph only lasted 632 to 634. He tried hard to follow what Muhammad who’s their first leader did and tried hard to emerge spiritual and political power which is quite tricky. During his time, some Arab tribes made a rebellion but he defeated them and made a base to expand their territory. However, he has been passed out at the age of 61

After his death, the new CALIPH has been emerged, Omar who was the vice-president of the ISLAMIC group while Abu Bakar was ruling. He ruled ISLAM from 634 to 644 and during his time, he made lots of war because he decided to fight for ISLAM not for his wealth. Therefore, during those 10 years, ISLAMIC people were able to expand their territory quite much. While he was having war with Byzantine, he reached the one church but he didn’t pray for god since HE WAS WORRY THAT OTHER MIGHT ALSO PRAY FOR THAT GOD DUE TO HIS IMPACT. Instead, he later conquered that region and prays outside of the church. For the most of the regions, he respected their religion and their culture and let them continue for their religion (WOWWWW). Even nowadays, he’s treated as one of the greatest CALIPH due to his EXPANSION OF CALIPH, FOUNDER OF GOVERNMENT INSTITUTION, and HIS RESPECTATION. However, he has been captured and other Caliph needed to be decided.

The third and the forth Caliph who are Uthman and Ali were not a good Caliph for ISLAMIC people. LSLAM hated how they rule them and they both have experienced the civil war and ended of being murdered (NOT GOOD HUH?)However, after those four caliph, Arab kingdom ruled by Muawiah has changed the form of Caliph and had peaceful period compare to previous periods.

THE SECOND VIDEO is talking about the collapse, more deeply, a division of Islamic cultural. I personally think that there are four major divisions or conflicts occurred during the Caliph Islamic period.

The first CONFLICT is I think the most popular one from these four conflicts which happened between Sunni and Shia. It basically happened inside the relatives of Muhammad’s family about whether who should take part of next Caliph. Ali Ibn Abi Talib who was the most closet family of Muhammad has derive to Shia (Who thinks that Muhammad have decided to pass caliph to his first, closet cousin) and Abu Bakr who was not close to Muhammad but deserved to be a next caliph derive to Sunni (Who thinks that Muhammad haven’t made any clear plan for the next Caliph). Despite what Muhammad said about Ali, Abu Bakr has been a Caliph and a conflict seems to relaxed.

However, the second conflict arose right after Omar the 2nd Caliph has passed about. This conflict happend between Umayya, supports for Uthmand and Hashman, who supports for Ali. Other than those two, there were total 6 prophet’s friends who were trying to be a Caliph. However, Uthman has been decided as a next Caliph from the deliberation and Ali again haven’t been decided. Therefore, he killed Uthman which kind of lead to the next conflict.

The Next conflict occurred from the East side of the Islamic which represent for Ali and West side of the Islamic which represent for Muawiya govern. After Ali murdered Uthman, Uthman’s relative hated Ali which made him to move to his own power base, Kufa. However, war finally has been occurred which lasted for several days ended up with west side of the Islam which is Muawiya govern lost to Ali. However, Ali respected them and didn’t killed the leader even he was actually able to.

The final Conflict is not really a big one but about the Shia Caliph which has emerged from the original Caliph. While the original Caliph believes in the Islamic religion, Shia caliph people believed in 12 caliphs from Ali which believes people as a god but had vast impact.

The last video basically talks about the downfall of Islamic civilization and their Caliph system. The biggest reason of the decline of Islamic civilization is because of RISE OF THE WEST COUNTRIES. Rise of few religion and countries on the west PAID most attention for their downfall. CRUSADER FROM CHRISTIANITY rapidly spread their religious Christianity to ISLAMIC REGION. They were so unstoppable so that there were no ways to stop their rampage. However, with helps from Egypt, Ad-Din, and sultan Salah, they were ABLE TO PUSH BACK THE CRUSADERS and finally experienced the VICTORY. However, they were not only the problem but there were Mongols too. Mongols which had vast power during that time period also invaded Islam and which leads to other wins with guns. As those religions and powers keep attacking them, they gradually lost their power and they now stay as how we call India, Iraq, or those Islamic countries.

In my persoanl opinion, Caliph community is quite complicated and quite twisted. As we learned from all three of the videos, it's true that Islam was the strongest community or religion during that period and they have expanded their territory with their power. However, many conflicts and civil war has emerged with in their same blood type JUST BECAUSE THAT THEY WANT TO BE A CALIPH. People wanted to gain power and that leads to family war. THE FAMILY WAR?!?! How can they fight for the authrity eventhough they're same family. There are some great Caliphs who encouraged Islamic community bigger but still THEY BEATED UP THEIR FAMILY RIGHT? Not only just those four different conflicts but there were also many other conflicts that they faced on which also showing the complicated Islamic community. As a result, they have been attacked by several other rising communities and faced it's downfall. This is actually a TYPICAL result that people will face on when they only seek for the power and authority as well as this religious. Even they faced on those, it's still true that many people these days still believe in Islamic religious and that actually shows how much power and impact Islamic reilgion and culture had through out the world to many nations.

Thank you all of you guys who read my discussion since today’s topic might seems confiscated and hard but thanks all of you guys to read mine!!! Then SEE YOU IN THE NEXT DISCUSSION!!

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A Really Important Chapter

CaraBanned:

So let's see...how did the last dream end? With Kysme jokingly saying "that totally makes me wanna kiss you" and Liyah just going "Well, why haven't you?" not so jokingly...

I assume there wouldn't be a real action taken right now? Instead, Aaliyah just...turns her head back towards the sky, silently. "I kind of mean it, Kysme. Why haven't you kissed me yet?" And there was silence, or at least a certain type of white noise in which you know somebody is talking, but the words fall on deaf ears. (I imagine Kysme replies dumbly, "What do you mean", or a variation of that)

" Actually, no, I have a better question- do you think there could ever be anything between us? I don't mean anything casual or like friends with benefits sort of shit. Could you see us being more than friends, the meaningful way?" No white noise, only silence. Aaliyah probably huffs, her face feeling kind of hot on account of being embarrassed. She shouldn't have brought this up, but oh well, it's already up. She might as well continue. So she does. "You don't gotta lie to me or anything, coddle my feelings or some shit. I just wanna know! And I'm not trying to force anything on you, because I don't really know how I feel about you either. I know that I care about you at least, and sometimes i mix feelings up within myself. I just want things to be clear. So..." She'd blow a strand of hair out of her face with a sigh. "Yeah."

There, she said it. Now all she has to do is wait.(edited)

And that's when things got unclear because how the fuck am i supposed to figure out meaningful dialogue for kysme by myself-

Memphis-Rex:

My girl.

//Clutches chest

CaraBanned:

LMAO MEMPHIS

Memphis-Rex:

SHE JUST LAID IT OUT STRAIGHT AND BARE IN ONE SHOT.

The bravery-

CaraBanned:

GOD YEAH tbh I think the whole journey of this dreamscape just...came from that talk a long time ago? Me asking you if you think that kysme could toy with the fact that the two could be something more? (Rightly named in the blog "something more") basically just liyah putting her heart out on her sleeve all vulnerable and what not and trusting kysme to be serious with her for a second.

if only I could be like that in real life tho, shitttt

Memphis-Rex:

I feel serious Kysme would be silent a lot since he's actually taking time to chew over his words before spitting them out. So yeah those silences are something-

CaraBanned:

Oh gosh, glad that was right on the mark then. Don't take too long though, Kysme. Liyah might start feeling real silly, getting up and trying to brush it off like

Memphis-Rex :

And hmmmm. I feel like he might counter with a question first. After a tense moment he relaxes back into the grass, staring at the sky as well. "I don't know. I don't usually feel this way about people either. Am I even worth a genuine effort at something more? I fuck up so easily."

In that brief moment his tough guy persona slips aside, and you can see his own insecurity of losing things he cares about and his fears of being emotional.

Maybe, for once, his voice sounds gentle.

Kysme is fully aware of how shitty he can be. Sometimes he can't help it. In a way, he doesn't want to be the one who hurts her.

Would he be able to forgive himself for such a thing.

CaraBanned:

Oh, hey Memphis?

Fuck you???

This hurts more than it should?? Vunerable Kysme????ouch???

Lmao you can sleep now though if needed, you'll be rewarded a nice piece of HC. Thank you for your efforts.

CaraBanned:

His response would make liyah do a double take-turning her head to watch him again, her face obviously surprised by his change of tone. Wow. Just wow. Imagine her mouth opening to form words, though not being able to really say anything at first. Just studying his face.

"You're worth it."

Not a general, safe, 'everyone is worth it', or a shrug and wishy-washy kind of deliverance. It would be said with a quiet kind of conviction, like she actually means it. Because she does. And she smiles a bit at that, fondly. "Trust me, Kysme. I've been through the ringer a couple times with this kind of shit. Fucking up comes with the playing field- don't be so hard on yourself."

And I can see her doing something sweet, like reaching out and grabbing a hold of kysme's hand, gently so. Something to know that she's there, that she hears him. "But someone else's words probably mean nothing when your mind is convinced. Maybe you have to convince yourself that youre worth it, yeah?" She'd sigh, still her hand on top of his, a comfortable sort of silence.

Memphis-Rex:

There's gonna be a pause as he relishes the sensation of her hands on his. You know with how often he takes her hand jokingly to stare at its glistening surface, it's probably the first time she held his hand of her own accord. He'd bite his lip, say something like "I'll work on it." Another moment. Then, a careful movement as to not crush the arm that was previously holding his hand, he rolls over to lie on his side, closer to her, propping himself up on one elbow. There's this intense look in his candy colored eyes as he gazes down upon her face, and this time he doesn't hide it (recap-- the time he'd get distracted looking at her while she talks about movies). He's just taking it all in, up close, straightforwardly. "...But we can change one thing first." He says, referring to the earlier question of why he hasn't kissed her yet. And---

(ok if Aaliyah isn't down with this we can always change it XD)(edited)

Memphis-Rex:

Pt. 2--- Hypothetically speaking, if they do indeed get together, I feel nothing too much will change about their dynamics? They still have their silly banters and teasing, but finally they're not repressing their feelings so it feels more..liberating? To show some act of affection.

And I'm not saying Kysme becomes perfect boyfriend material immediately. He still makes her eyes roll to the sky with his stupidity. ("Shit, he's the biggest dumbass in the world but he's my dumbass" suddenly crosses my mind)

But there are some subtle changes in the way he acts now.(edited)

Is she going to feel bothered by his habit of occasionally sleeping with strangers (seeing her past with another pretty boy cough cough)? Cause I think the amount of times he fools around will dwindle if he's in a relationship but habits/hobbies die hard...He would try to be transparent about the matter though.

CaraBanned:

(I FUCKING FELL ALSEEP WAITING FOR THIS. GOD. FUCKING. DAMNIT.)

(First of all aaliyah is down yes of course the fuck you think memphis //still reading/)

Memphis-Rex:

(HAHAHA)

(And you woke up?! Now?!)

(also doesn't hurt to double check lel)

CaraBanned:

(LOL my body must have realized that I was missing straight up PERFECT QUALITY HCING)

(And true! Okay hold on while I respond something good.)

Oh gosh, your respond to the HC kind of like, feels like the perfect end already, but I will add on one thing to it- the idea of Aaliyah's heart thumping faster and faster as she realizes what exactly kysme is about to do. A loud thump, thump, thump pounding against her ears. Her eyes growing wider and her heart jumping at her throat, because holy shit...is he really gonna do it? Is he really going to do it? and when he does do it, its like something clicks in place with her head. Something nice and tender and a little scary. She'd close her eyes and sink into the kiss almost immediately, moving her hands up to cup his cheeks and hoping to god that that burning sensation comes soon- it would be safe to assume that she herself has been guilty of wondering how it would feel on her lips, sue her. (If it does come soon then she's probably left breathless and panting and if kysme asks if she needs a second she just goes "Fuck no." She was waiting for this kiss, even if she didnt think she was ever going to get it. (stay tuned for pt.2)

And I was gonna say that too, tbh! Like...they didn't need much to shift at all- theyve always been pretty comfy with each other and to the outside viewer it probably doesnt look like anything at all has changed unless they spot some nuances (like couch hand holding, aaliyah not complaining when the guy touches her, even if he grabs her by the waist or something, her sitting on his lap while watching a movie, etc) It just kind of...comes naturally. Liberating, as you say. Just...everything is right for once. (Also don't mind me but I totally wouldn't mind if this became non-hypothetical, if ya know what I mean, hueh hueh. //rubs my grubby raccoon hands together/).

The stupidity becomes endearing in a way, exactly as you say ("my big pink dumbass").

No, I don't think she's going to be bothered by it if he's honest about it (and as long as he saves his sweetest parts for her, you know? Like don't go confiding in strangers when you have a perfectly good girlfriend here to cuddle with.) The issue that destroyed her and Samael's relationship, besides the politics, was the lying to cover the hookups and the using and emotional abuse. It wasn't the fact that Sam was sleeping around, its the fact that she was the last to know, usually through other people. And what a shitty feeling is that. So even if he still has trouble with the deep conversation portion or the relationship, as long as he isn't lying to her face on petty shit, she wont make a big deal about it. Maybe even jokes about it when he tells her. ("Oh, cool. So is that the one you were talking about organizing the threesome with?") And that is to say that although she herself isn't someone to sleep around, I could see her branching out herself, once or twice. Lol (also speaking of which if we are going down this road she 'll likely tell him about that whole relationship fiasco, get ready for that can of worms kysme)

#headcanon txt