#shebbz editz

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these are my thotz as someone who has been directly exposed to 2022 and 1966 batman within less than a month: there's a sweet spot between silly/gloomy ways to write bruce wayne, there's unpleasant extremes, and then there's the real extremes that are such weird little freaks that they make perfect sense

#i see rpat's bruce and i understand how he became batman. i see west's batman and i understand how he's really bruce wayne. yknow? #shebbz shoutz #shebbz editz #batman #batman 66 #the batman 2022

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i'm not suicidal i just have a rat where my brain should be

#shebbz shoutz #memes #shebbz editz

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if anyone's curious how college is going now that i've had a couple months to get to know the other folks in my fish classes: i feel like a zookeeper surrounded by lemurs

#shebbz shoutz #shebbz editz #memes

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Belated boops! Boop boop boop!

#shebbz shoutz #ask #shebbz editz #hawkeye pierce

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catcatfish boop

#this took me over 9000 hours in mspaint #shebbz shoutz #shebbz editz #catcatfish #ask #boop

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I wanted to share with you that I am running a D&D game with a plasmoid (humanoid ooze) monk and since monks don't use weapons, the magic item I most recently gave him is a training scroll to learn "Hagfish Style"

[SECRET MONK TECHNIQUE]

.｡.:*☆HAGFISH STYLE☆*: .｡.

#shebbz shoutz #ask #shebbz editz #hagfish #fish #dnd

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banged out a bunch of gboard emoji edits for a tes server i'm in 🙏

#shebbz editz #tes #the elder scrolls #morrowind #almsivi #almalexia #vivec #sotha sil #indoril nerevar #dagoth ur #emoji #discord emoji

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i said i'd do it and i did it. now i can quantify exactly how elvisy all my faves are... and you can, too!

feel free to spread this bad boy around maybe??? but here it is for some exemplary faves of mine:

a couple notes:

actual perfect score with full bonus points is 15/10

feel free to fudge the numbers in whatever direction you think is funnier; this operates on roger rabbit rules and i want you, person reading this, to be able to say so-and-so is "a 9 out of 10 on the elvis scale" for comedic effect if you truly want to

↑ this is why i counted hawkeye's gross martinis as "food"

#shebbz shoutz #shebbz editz #elvis #character sheet

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ready for my lab craptical tomorrow

#I'M TIRED OF MEMORIZING MUSCLES AND BLOOD VESSELS. I WANT TO BE DONE WITH THIS #shebbz shoutz #shebbz editz #shebbz irl #mash #hawkeye pierce

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had to learn how to use BioRender for skool

#ralph wiggum voice I'M LEARNDING! #squid #shebbz editz #biorender

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I keep assuming your little priest guy is some random butch from a piece of media I've never watched. Every time I'm like, "wow, why don't I see more sapphics swooning over this," and then I find out it's the gay little twerp my mutual has been posting gifsets of. Either way you're doing good work and I'm going to keep casually hitting him with the butch beam.

MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN THE TAGS HAVE THOUGHT THAT GAY LITTLE TWERP WAS A LESBIAN!!!!!

#this is hilarious. extremely funny situation to be in and evidently i surround myself with the right people #shebbz shoutz #shebbz editz #ask

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art vs artist 🌈

#finally doing one of these! and i figured why not a fun gay spin on it too hehe #shebbz irl #art vs artist #shebbz editz #pinup

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shebbz i just want to say that you are single-handedly convincing me to watch mash... i know nothing about the show but ur chipping away at my brain like a misfolded protein

just make sure you watch it without laugh tracks

#it premiered in 1972 so don't expect 21st century moral sensibilities but it really was groundbreakingly counterculture #the hayes code ended 1968 and the vietnam war was on tv every night and to be adamantly anti-war was HERESY #which unfortunately makes a lot of parts of it sadly evergreen bc it feels like there will always be a war on tv you can't protest #whether or not every last facet of it still holds up it's very important to appreciate what worked and the effects it had #that goes with all ''old'' shows/movies/books as i'm sure i've said a million times while frothing about star trek or 20k leagues etc #shebbz shoutz #mash #shebbz editz #ask #we got another one lads

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I absolutely love how us mashposters just have a random fish person in our midst. like from hot army doctors to fish bones. you are loved

i seem to go from mash, to Jesus, sometimes natureposting. back to mash and Jesus again

i can never say this enough: be VERY CAUTIOUS following me for one (1) interest, because i pride myself on being something of a jack-of-all-trades, swiss-army-knife kinda person, and you WILL get blindsided with something weird at some point. in this case, i'm hitting the mash fandom with ichthyological anatomy when they least expect it. you haven't seen the last of it either... i've still got a year and a half left at this campus and it's going to get WEIRD.

also...... i love the phrasing of "a random fish person in our midst". to me it implies some sort of infiltration or perhaps espionage.

"A FISH GUY IS IN THE BASE?!"

#shebbz shoutz #ask #shebbz editz

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#if you're reading this scheduled post as it goes up that means my queue is about to post pinup art and i'm sorry in advance #once again i am Setting Feminism Back with my art. oh well #shebbz shoutz #memes #shebbz editz

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whenever a post or video or whatever features a bunch of fictional detectives but LEAVES OUT STARSKY AND HUTCH i am HEARTBROKEN. here's my take on that meme of the fictional detective death note spectrum

i think together they could blow this whole thing wide open but not without arguing for most of a two-part episode

#shebbz shoutz #shebbz editz #starsky and hutch #memes #death note