#she's like almost normaler

[goldpilot22]

threnody learns about slay the princess

#artists on tumblr #original character #comic #slay the princess #psii.txt #my art #my ocs #Threnody #Rea #Labyrinth #this is anchored!thren specifically #most of the threnody stuff I've posted has been anchored version actually #she's like almost normaler #thats a lie she's just stuck in larping as her humansona and can't turn it off #body horror #this took me a while teehee I haven't been working on my regular webcomic bc of this lol #fun fact: threnody is trans. thats canon #how is an eldritch godthing that exists beyond human comprehension a tgirl‚ you may ask? #because I said so that's why #when she takes human form it's usually trans or combines traits of different body types #and in human aus she's a trans girl #she's so blorbo to me. unhinged ass I love her #why did she turn her arm into a sword you ask? for funsies! she felt inspired!

[thedreadvampy]

Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed. #everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this? #why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred' #if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all. #a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that? #you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

[ineed-to-sleep]

So I've had this wip sitting in my folders for months now and decided to ressurect it to satiate the urge to draw these two again

#I actually finished a wip after abandoning it for so long alright iconic moment for me personally #this is them in the cab coming back from the warrens after getting their asses handed to them by all the szlachta #she handled herself a lil better but vincent is squishy and almost died like. 10 times #vtm #vtmb #the fledgling #brujah #oc.vince #oc.pepper #ship: viper #sleepyscribble #she looks a lil sad bc yk she nearly lost the dude and she starts realizing she liiikes hiiiiiim teehee #she legit doesn't know what she would do if she rlly lost him #but she doesn't think she's in love ofc ofc it's just that yk he's the only person she really feels like she can trust #and the only one she feels really good around and who she feels she could tell anything to #and tbh she hasn't felt this way with anyone else in a long long time even before she became undead and had to deal w the other kindred #but that's normal for a friendship yk this is just a really strong friendship why ruin it with romance right that's stupid #no she wasn't watching him take his shirt off with her eyes almost popping out of her skull the other day shhh that didn't happen #she doesn't even remember he has freckles on his back and a scar on his shoulder. the left one. she doesn't remember she wasn't even lookin #ANYWAY no lust no feelings she's fine don't worry abt it 👍🏻

[iwasbored777]

The fact that all Gwen knows about her variants in other universes is that they're dead is so sad. Like imagine you want to know what happens to you in other dimensions and it turns out that wherever you look you mean nothing, you're so unimportant that there's no bigger role for you other than dying.

And I've seen you guys pointing this out, where she's looking at what looks like her own death and even if it's not this is not just a "love interest" Gwen, this is a superhero who is supposed to mean something, but she doesn't. She's only here to die. And so far this (our) Gwen doesn't have any reason to believe that she won't die very soon just like other Gwens.

I think that one of the main reasons why she's rejecting Miles is not just her trauma and all shit she's been through and the fear of dying like other Gwens when they're involved with Spider-Man, but also because if they start something and she dies this will hurt him too.

It's easy to say "canon events aren't true she shouldn't believe in that" but this isn't just a regular risk, this is her life we're talking about.

#my baby just wanted to stay alive #her death just casually appeared above her head and she's expected to continue the conversation normally #and it doesn't look like she died peacefully at all look at her #spider man across the spider verse #Spiderverse #across the spiderverse #gwen stacy #spider woman #spider gwen #ghost spider #to anyone who says that this is kravens last hunt he injured peter badly in that comic almost killed him #but that doesn't mean that she won't die either in hands of kraven or anybody else #or that this is just one canon event she has more but as far as she knows she'll die if she touches spider man or just die like that #but I'm not sure if it's even kravens last hunt pic she doesn't look well here either way #to me it looks like she's hurt here I didn't think about other possibilities until y'all said it could be but it's sus i think she's hurt

[appropriatelystupid]

#normally it's the jaw that deserves it's own paycheck but goddamn the eyes are putting in WORK #why is she so good at looking at men like they're idiots #katie mcgrath #the adjudicator #fun fact my name was almost mel gibson and i've never been sadder that it's not if only to be on the receiving end of this look

[kash-phia]

greenie

#i forget to post things here sometimes lol #pokemon #headcanon post #rival blue #rival green #pokemon frlg #pokemon hgss #green oak #blue oak #trainer leaf #i like to joke that the emotional turmoil he went thru in the years leaf left him forced a growth spurt somehow haha #in reality he grew tall normally #but he emotionally matured as well. her departure certain helped put things into a better persepective. he finally comes to realize just. #how much she means to him. almost there boy!! he is so close to realizing the true nature of his feelings for her haha. #its a good thing she comes back

[krazieka2]

hi hello. Amber ships.

#carrying over my posts from twitter choo chooooo #fe engage #fire emblem #2023 art #i was like to my friend: 'I almost never do ship art this was fun' #and she looked at these and was like 'a lot of these are just normal jokes with the shipping label slapped on top' and that. #that made me sit down for a sec #the shipping label slapped on top.... #the combo pun and critique #amazing no notes

[cupophrogs]

I'm running backwards up a halfpipe/pos

Welcome to the game, Daneilla (Danny)Darling! I’m still working on her main-world design, so her Space Riders fit is all I have for now. I’m almost done though! I think y’all will like her!

Anyways, Danny is a young Aerospace Welder and Engineer, and lives on the Intergalactic Emergency Sub-Station: a company, and space station dedicated to preserving life and safe travel through the cosmos. When she’s not traveling with other crews as an on-call engineer for dangerous voyages, Danny is dispatched across worlds to complete maintenance checkups on passing ships and other space stations.

Personally, Danny is a flexible, relaxed young woman with a steady hand and a quick mind. She loves her job, and she’s not working or napping, she enjoys dancing and debating silly questions like weather there are more wheels or doors in the world (she will always say wheels). She isn’t put on the front lines often, considering her lack of supernatural abilities, but her cunning and resourcefulness always keeps her opponents guessing. Her favorite drink is Horchata!

(Space Riders au belongs to @onyxonline)

Alt ref and close ups!

#I love my badass donkey girl <33 #okay but can we talk about cold welding? That shit is fascinating #“Cold welding requires the removal of oxidation from two similar metals and apply sufficient force to bond the parts to each other by” #“EXCHANGING ELECTRONS” #(Mac-Tech inc. 1) #LIKE WHAT #you literally fuse atoms together #and Daneilla chills outside of space stations and does that shit for a job #and she looks cute as hell doing it 💅 #as she fucking should #she absolutely has put a cold-welder to someone's eye socket in a fight #phrart #art #space riders au #poppy playtime oc #poppy playtime #Danny Darling #She specializes in Flamenco! #I'm almost done with her normal ref and oml she's so sad #holding her so gently #character design #she’s so cutie

[pink-november]

There's something almost magical when you first meet with The Shifting Mound.

The way your options are staggered from the mirror to proceeding to the cabin to approaching her, like bated breaths waiting to be left out. The way the piano sounds when you're facing her, lonely keys being pressed, solemn and so so beautiful. Her soft melodic voice dances, like comfort and familiarity. You ask your first question, asking her what she is, and she responds with the most profound thing you've ever heard. I am solitary lights in an empty city. What are you?

You explore. Press her for more meaning. She responds with more metaphors, sketching out the barest lines of her budding existence. Then she says: We are oceans reduced to shallow creeks.

Then the vocals trickle in, filling the silence of The Long Quiet with her enveloping presence.

And you stare at her, basking in the song that follow, and think to yourself, oh.

#slay the princess #it may be with my own playthrough but if you play at relatively normal speed during this section of the game #and pick the first option and let shifty finish her dialogue #then by the time she says the line with the oceans #the vocals comes in #almost like fate #synchronized perfectly for maximum impact #it's beautiful

[flecks-of-stardust]

[ID in alt text]

hi sorry still obsessed with this gif i got. it's so funny to me. my baby's little feets sticking out. the pearl in their hands. the slime mold 'walking.' the neuron glow receding. earlier i laughed so hard it hurt and it's still just as funny now watching this help

#rain world #ID in alt text #mentioned it in the ID but this is deserted wastelands! in the hydration system subregion #i had to get a screenshot of a room for a showcase but candy being glowy was. unhelpful. since i can't turn her neuron glow off #but also the screen i wanted to get had no walls to shove myself into (which is normally what i do to get the slugcat out of view) #the solution was to use DMS to remove all my sprites so i would be effectively invisible #except i still need to Get to that room. for that i need to see where i am #hence: slime mold #but then i started walking and laughed myself sick #gif warning #also i think it's pretty wild that almost everything you see in this gif was modded in #even candy is technically modded because i have pups+ on (though she ended up being a normal pup anyways) #candy's ID is 7661 if anyone would like to play with her

[unluckyprime]

hey what . hey . hey . guys . what 🥰

anthony burch coming at u again with a “fun silly” -> “what the fuck is the last 30 seconds” episode

#IM SO . AAAH #gay people are almost real #the s1 dad mentions were soso good #I LOVE HERMIE #AND RIP TAYLOR I GUESS WTF #just like his sort of not grandfather………… #i missed scary I’m glad she’s back again 💛💛💛 #AGGGH . I’m so #good episode #dndads #dndads spoilers #dungeons and daddies #hermie the unworthy #normal oak #lincoln li wilson #taylor swift dndads #digital art #ALSO AUTISTIC LINCOLN SO REAL AND TRUE

[the-woman-upstairs]

Many reasons why I love Hoffman but one thing that tops the list is him sending Strahm to a Saw trap equivalent of a “Do you like me? Check Yes or No” note.

#such a deeply pathetic little weirdo desperate for attention but he cannot communicate that normally #so…saw trap #mark hoffman #hoffstrahm #coffinshipping #saw movies #saw franchise #like to believe hoffman had a little crush initially but then strahm gave himself a tracheotomy and it was all over for him #hoffman really comes off as someone who hoarded any and all attention his sister gave him #and when she died and then john directed him to exist in almost total anonymity #he completely lost it when *one* person started actively paying attention to him again #toxic yaoi for the win #can’t believe that not only do i enjoy the fuck out of these movies #but they also include my absolute favorite type of character: repressed weirdo bruiser not fit for society and uses violence as therapy #i binged all the saw movies in two weeks and all i got was this brainrot

[nelkcats]

Copycats and burgers

When Valerie got a college scholarship she thought it was time to leave Amity, move out of town, take a break, and live a normal life. It would be a peaceful paradise without G.I.W, Vlad, and most of all no more Phantom!

Although she didn't have much knowledge of the new town since Amity was quite isolated she supposed it couldn't be that bad. She applied for a normal job, similar to her previous, "Batburger" and everything went perfectly for about 3 hours.

On the fourth hour of work she saw a family of vigilantes entering and seriously, that didn't bode well. Why were the vigilantes always the ones who ate at her work!? They were going to destroy the restaurant! And why did that kid have a katana!? She remained silent but was seconds away from taking her suit off and leading them out of the establishment.

Valerie tried to calm down and returned to her work the next day. Unfortunately the Karen in town decided to go overboard and when she offered him Jokerized fries he gave her a great speech about how bad the Joker was and how it was a crime to offer him fries. Valerie looked at him like she looked at any Karen in Nasty's and just said "Are you going to want Jokerized fries or not sir?"

The man seemed stunned by her attitude and ordered normal fries. It was obvious he was a millionaire because no one travels with a butler and tips her that much but Valerie didn't comment on it, she didn't want a Vlad situation again. When her manager asked how she didn't know about the Joker, she shrugged.

She was explained that the Joker was bad news and a clown, she asked if he used mind control and when they replied that he didn't she just brushed the whole thing off. Gotham was too similar to Amity, though opposite in many ways, and she needed to keep her sanity intact.

Though when she saw Ivy destroying her workplace she wanted to go home, just a little.

#dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dpxdc #It's worse when she saw all the similarities #If she heard about Oracle #or about a rouge similar to her old friends #Like Ivy with Sam #Or Riddle with Wes #Bad versions of her frienemies #at least there is not a Phantom but #who is that guy called Red Hood #it's almost her same name #Valerie is missing Amity #dc x dp #dp x dc #Valerie misses ghost #you can punch ghost without worrying on the force you are using #they are not going to die again #She is still thinking if go as Red Huntress or staying normal

[cyb-organ]

happy lesbian visibilty week to her. i gave her a little bird

#yttd #my art #touko rikuno #yttd fanart #everytime i draw her it gets gradually more and more self indulgent but i promise this is rooted in canon #she refers to kai visiting her to give her materials and then leaving as #“like feeding pigeons in a park” the implication of course being that she is a pigeon #also yeah the big bird almost killing her thing but she made a pigeon metaphor which to me means she likes birds #headcanon time: she likes birdwatching or did as a kid and spent alot of time at the beach just watchin birds #i hit her with the autism beam im afraid #the highest honour to bestow #also if i were to add a symbolic meaning to the bird thing i would say her parents were really strict and restricted her freedom growing up #so she was drawn to the freedom of flight #which also plays into her icarus coding which is DEFINATELY real and canon and i DID NOT just make up #so many tags im sorry chat i promise im normal about ehr

[bluestonewings]

Thought that occurred to me recently

#gow #gow ragnarok #god of war #god of war ragnarok #spy x family #loid forger #loid x yor #kratos #gow kratos #gow faye #bluestonehieroglyphics #i'm laughing #does anyone else see what I’m getting at #kratos: ah yes my normal human wife with a Magic ice axe and mysterious backgrounds and secretive magics. she’s so normal #loid: ah yes my normal civilian wife with superhuman strength and reaction time and sneak and almost beat me in a fight. #i hope the overlap of these two fandoms is like not just me

[quietwingsinthesky]

of ten’s companions, if the doctor couldn’t handle losing them and crossed his own timeline to trick them into traveling with future!him instead of past!him so that he’d have a little more time with them:

rose would do it. first because bless her but she has the situational awareness of a rock, and legitimately would not realize this isn’t her doctor until his facade starts to break down and he starts bleeding grief-laced love for her at every turn. but once she does realize it, she’s both deeply sympathetic and a little scared that she could make him into this. it’s a lot to be confronted with having that much power over someone, to break them so thoroughly. rose would try to get back to her doctor, but while she’s with the future version, she tries to do what she can to ease his pain. (she also tries to figure out a way to subvert her fate. she fails.)

i think martha would be harder to trick. she can smell desperation on the doctor like a bloodhound. she is so tapped into the fact that this man wants to off himself so bad and that she’s 90% of his self-restraint, so present her with a doctor who is lacking that and she’s onto him immediately. however, assuming he gets her to come with him, explains why he’s doing this, there’s like. a minute where she’s kind of. not flattered exactly, but surprised, giddy with the realization that he’d come back for a little more time with her, especially if this is early season 3 martha. which would all come crashing down around the time that he reveals that he wasn’t pushed to this by losing her to some tragedy or her death or anything- but that she chose to leave. that is the point at which martha goes ‘oh i need to get the fuck off of this tardis right now’ and ghosts the past!doctor that she was also traveling with because holy shit, man.

donna, like rose, is easily bamboozled into following the wrong doctor home, provided that he shuffles her along into his tardis too fast for her to argue. but she catches on far quicker than rose does. like, three minutes tops of watching the doctor move through the tardis in a way that’s definitely not enthusiastic piloting and looks more like guilty panic. and then she yells at him for lying to her. and she yells at him for kidnapping her. and then she stops yelling because he’s gone sort of still and quiet and his eyes are just broken. and he doesn’t explain himself, he confesses. donna is going to try to stay with him after this btw. because how do you go back to looking your best friend in the eyes when you know he’d take everything you’ve become away from you, even to save your life? and this is still the doctor, he still did that to her, but he regrets it. regrets it so much that he can’t live with it, he’s breaking time and space just to hear her say his name again. and donna doesn’t want to lose him anymore than he wanted to lose her.

#i am so enthralled by this concept you have no idea #also like. i mentioned in rose’s section how this is a genuinely scary situation for her. #but to be clear. it is for all three of them the moment they realize that this Is Not Their Doctor #because theyre suddenly on a ship going through time ans space with. almost a stranger. and one who has proven that he’s break laws #fundamental to his worldview rather than let them go #doctor who #rose tyler #martha jones #martha girl get the fuck out of there oh my god #the doctor comes out looking the worst in her section rip to him for not handling her leaving him in a normal and healthy way very well #i think it would be very funny if the doctor said goodbye to her and then immediately went. ‘oh! right! martha is the only thing keeping me #from jumping off a cliff! brb i need to get martha back at whatever cost!’ sir go to therapy #donna noble #also also to be clear im not trying to insult rose in her section thats just how she is #remember that time her boyfriend turned into plastic in front of her and she. didnt notice. or that time the doctor was being strangled in #the other room and she. didnt notice. #rose tyler girl that you are. you never know what the fuck is going on around you and i love you for that. how are you still alive. #REMEMBER THAT TIME SHE GOT BACK FROM AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION AND DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE DALEK ABOUT TO SHOOT THE DOCTOR IN THE FACE #ROSE TYLER. GIRL. LOOK LEFT AND RIGHT BEFORE CROSSING A STREET AT LEAST #donna’s here is the most fucked up i think because even if this situation is ‘resolved’ and she goes back to her doctor like. how does she #keep going with that fact in the back of her mind at all times. that he can and will do this to her. that he’ll take himself and everything #else away from her while she begs him not to. #angst <3