The toddler took forever to go to sleep last night, proper struggle of wills that involved several books, songs, both parents separately and together, six bunny rabbits, a dance off, snacks, and eventually, a 10pm drive round the town
But then, for the first time in her entire life, she didn't wake up during the night. Not a nappy, no dropped dummy, milk!?, nothing.
For the first time in 18 months I wasn't needed all night.
I want to be happy and proud but really I'm just sad I didn't get 2am cuddles
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bird nest at work i love you!! bird nest at work you make me swoon. bird nest at work im obsessed with you
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meltdown was so stressful from Bekyamon's pov especially the ending of the third round gosh
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Also I need everyone to perceive: her
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"Charlotte says stories are for children" Well Charlotte is a wet blanket Annie so she can piss off
I think she's the first eldest child I hate lmaooo why is she Like This?? She's not even a fun sort of bitchy eldest sister 💀 (Okay but I do love her in this hella entertaining to see her lose it)
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i never pay much attention to stats regarding album sales bc they mean nothing to me but the midnights stats are fucking WILD
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There's a version of the "don't go grocery shopping while hungry" rule specifically for writers where you should never under any circumstances be allowed to touch your draft within 3 hours of reading a really good story. Because sometimes when you read something great your head goes "fuck this is so much better than my stuff I should make that more like THIS instead!" Look at me. That's the devil talking and you should close the document NOW.
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Danny is about to be kidnapped in Gotham
This is not a good time.
He's studying for the SAT, he's already been kidnapped by Vlad like, four times that week and it was a fucking Tuesday, he forgot his wallet at his new apartment, locked himself out of said new apartment (he could phase through the door but that wasn't the point), he's just been informed that the grant he applied for was denied so he needs to ask his mom and dad for college funds when he'd already told them he had it covered, and just...it was shit.
It had been shit. The entire week had been awful and annoying and he was ready to either murder everyone on the planet or go find a corner to cry in for the next three days.
So when the band of wild goons working for whatever villain of the week pulled up and tried to kidnap him, he snapped.
He used them to vent.
Shouted about how terrible his day had been, how terrible his week had been, how he'd already been kidnapped by his creepy godfather who was way too into him, how college funding was shit and the grant system was rigged, and how he'd have to call a locksmith or break down the door to his own apartment if he wanted to go to bed-all of it. He unloaded all of his frustration.
The goons actually backed off.
One of them gave him an awkward side hug and told him it'd get better.
Danny wasn't paying attention to his surrounding. He doesn't realize that the whole thing was livestreamed.
So when he gets home to his apartment later that day, his door is opened for him by the vigilante Spoiler before he can even turn intangible.
She brought over BatBurger and kidnapped Bruce Wayne, Gotham's bumbling Prince, to talk about college grants.
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i saw someone spread hate to Keiko bc they were a Bashir/O'brien shipper, and i do NOT agree with that.
why would you ever say such things when this was always an option?
this is obviously what's happening in the show anyways
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