#she'll never live that down

[unhingedgoat]

Pomme getting exposed on live television fbdodjdksldbd

#qsmp #liveblogging #she'll never live that down

[girluimfailing]

END THAT FRAUD FLATLINE

#HELLLPP #he got offended 😥😥😥 #damian wayne #flatline #she'll never let him live how she got him d1 down 😭😭😭 #gravebird #flamian #daminika

[mothbeasts]

hovers ominously in the corner of your room….. i think you should talk abt zor taking their little kity to galas or i’ll die don’t let me die

okay... sniles

I don't think Zor makes public appearances very often. But on one of the rare occasions they do, they accompany the Fabricator to a gala. Well. Really, she accompanies them, dragged along to an event she could really care less about and pinned to their side the entire time.

And, of course, everyone is talking about it. It's a rather unexpected couple appearance, and clearly there's something going on between them, judging from the way Zor has their arm around her the entire evening. And the matching outfits. The Fabricator discarding her signature blue and purple tones with a splash of red, opting for red and black and gold... It's all people seem to talk about.

And once the two return from a secluded area of the building, the Fabricator's lipstick smeared. Well. That certainly doesn't help matters.

It's one of Zor's tactics, really. Humiliate her in front of her peers. Further isolate her. Her reputation is in shambles... Where else could she go? Nobody would respect her now. They both know how the spaces they belong to are... They'll eat the Fabricator alive for that. Tear her to shreds.

Zor knows she'll never forget her place again... She's theirs, and everyone knows it.

#ieytd #fabrizor #zor in the middle of the gala: fabby i NEED your smog oukay. right now. get over here #i think. fabby is so miserable... her reputation... doctor when she said she didn't want men flirting with her at galas anymore. #um. this isn't what she meant?? #elaborating further on the reputation thing actually. i feel like. based on how people treat celebrities and ESPECIALLY women. it would be. #Bad. really bad. for her to show up after vanishing to who knows where with Zor? with her lipstick ruined?? they're going to talk about tha #and not in a good way... she'll never live that down.

[anawkwardbluewitch]

A (sort of) introduction sheet for Alien! Yuu. I wanted to try seeing what things I could experiment with for her design.

Fun fact! For the life of me, I couldn't decide on the color scheme for her shoes. Literally had four options I couldn't choose between until the last minute. But getting back on track:

Comes from a loving family, with a human mother and alien father.

Switches between forms frequently back home, coming to Twisted Wonderland hasn't changed this behavior.

Has the ability to grab small objects and animals with her hair.

A shoe fanatic, with a fondness for brightly-colored sneakers.

Dabbled in technology back on her planet, carried over to Twisted Wonderland.

#twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #twst oc #Alien!Yuu #Alien!mc #Yuu at one point tried to grab Riddle #like #with her hair #safe to say she'll never make that mistake again #no one lets her live it down #twst mc

[partywithponies]

The most compelling part of my incredibly elaborate Alison Corruption Arc AU™/Alison Stranded in 1993 AU™ is definitely Alison just becoming an accepted part of Julian and Margot's marriage. The Cooper-y filling in a Fawcett sandwich.

#bbc ghosts #Alison and Margot in my head have a VERY complicated but very deep relationship with each other #they love each other. they hate each other. they both think the other is AWFUL. they'd both trust the other with their life. #they will never understand each other. they know each other intimately. #they can't stand to be together. they miss each other terribly when they're apart #it's toxic. it's profound. it's beautiful. #and obviously they both love Julian but in different ways #Margot underneath it all loves the bastard she married and thinks he can never change #Alison loves the good sweet man she sees deep down inside and believes he CAN change #And Alison still loves Mike of course and WANTS to get back to him but she doesn't know if that's possible #she's stuck in 1993 and the only people she has any real connection with here and the hot awful tory couple she's living with #what's she MEANT to do? #which of course means when she finally eventually does get home she'll be overjoyed to be with Mike again #but heartbroken that she can't touch Julian anymore and that she'll never see Margot again #and also just morally a way worse person now #so really in this AU Alison could never win #she was always going to end up heartbroken either way #the brainrot is real by the way #julian fawcett #margot fawcett #alison cooper

[tentatechnologies]

yes im making niche jokes for a nicher audience. i watched the cartoon while working on this and would you believe me if i said (romance plots aside) that these characterizations line up regrettably well

and shiloh always belongs to @shadowsplice

#splatoon #splatoon art #splatfest #splatoon oc #thou art mine #shiloh #(he's showing off) #(she's praying to god nobody's seeing this because she'll never live it down) #oc spencer

[chocoenvy]

Tsarista: I am the most terrifying being in teyvat, I crush the innocent without a second thought, I am a monster made of sin with he purpose to destroy all evil even if in the end I destroy myself

Reader in any form: *exist*

Tsarista: p-pwease may I have kwisses?🥺

yes it's canon LKASKDFJASKLFJASDF LISTEN ALL IM SAYING IS THAT SHE'D BE WEAK FOR HER LOVER those villains that would burn the world down save for their lover ykyk

she's a little emotionally burnt out piece of shit and when she finally finds love she doesn't know how to navigate it.... so either yandere route or fluffy route, pick your poison

#choco.asks #*~frequent customer #idk if u wanted this to be a tsaritsa simping post but im about to turn it into one #bc she'd be so embarrassed abt the fact that she likes you no matter WHAT au we're talking abt #in public she acts so cold towards you but in private shes so clingy and <33333 ykyk #and then one of her harbingers finds her acting all cute and couply with you and she'll never live it down #bc her harbingers are little shits and will talk about it for DECADES #they talk about it like the tsaritsa is their mom that hasn't even THOUGHT abt dating since her ex #like she is pulling in ZERO bitches and when you come into the picture the harbingers are THRILLED like fINALLY our mom is DATING

[sysig]

Everyone needs a sugar-sweet mergirlfriend! (Patreon)

#Doodles #Original #The Mouse and the Mermaid #Just Desserts #Continuing the mermaid theme - I was curious how Soda would look as a Mercandy and hm well lol #I wonder if there's a specific ship dynamic I like between land-dwellers and mercreatures! Lol #As always it's fun to interpret non-JD characters into the Just Desserts universe <3 #Pop is a multi-tiered wedding cake! :D So fancy and special! #Probably just a small one but shhh she's a mouse she'll never know the difference #I love her gloves hehe <3 #There aren't any anthros in Just Desserts :0 I think she'd be looked at weird haha #They probably Could exist they just don't currently #Go and mope at the lake where the pretty half-animal ladies swim around! #Actually now that I think of it that is also probably an element of why most mercandies are avoided lol #Other than the fact that they're Eldritch to residents living in the equivalent of acid lakes and all that lol #Gotta be very careful and dry off completely before a smooch! Burning kisses huh #Hmmm now that makes me want to think about the water cycle and the natural variations of sugar-water hmmmm #I've mentioned before that when a mercandy dies her body is broken down into the surrounding water until it's eventually saturated #I guess new mercandies are ''born'' when another dies in a fully saturated lake haha - she breaks apart into Jellyfish (hehe) and a new egg #Little sugar crystal egg <3 Cuute #Ahem anyway! #I think Soda looks lovely as a mercandy <3 She'd look so stunning with the sun streaming through her! Lit up from the inside out literally #I do like the shape differences she has from Honey&EasterNest's girlfriend haha - their ear-fins especially :) #And Soda lacks the signature sharp teeth haha - ''How do you defend yourself??'' ''🙂 🤫’‘ ‘‘????’‘ lol #The real answer is that she headbutts and fin-slaps but that's only in her normal body lol #Mercandy are blown sugar! They're a bit more fragile! They need to be sharp to slice! It'd be quite a cultural shock haha

[hollowboobtheory]

nice tall glass of very spiked eggnog bc i’ve reached the acceptance stage of having to write an extremely cringey scene

#beck rambles #ggae #i can't even blame trent this time gwen's gonna embarrass the shit out of herself #like having a breakdown at the vet has nothing on what's about to go down #like humiliation station #she'll never live it down

[aroacehanzawa]

rant

#i am sooooo annoyed with my flatmate #who never cleans or does anything for the household or rather her idea of 'cleaning' is wiping down the surfaces maybe twice a year #never cleans the kitchen surfaces after cooking except she only does a mass meal prep like once a month and then leaves a mess #while knowing that i always clean after myself and i cook like every other day so i end up hacving to clean her mess too #because if i point it out she'll be like oh it wasn't me #we only have one other housemate but they're a postgrad who is rarely home and mainly eats ready meals #seriously this person is disgusting like they will leave a pile of dirty dishes for weeks #and they even leave the sink dirty after washing the dishes??? #like i get that you don't always have time or energy to do chores because of mental health or studies #but this person dropped out of uni like she isn't even studying meanwhile i have four exams to study for rn #i just think that when you're living with other people you have to put an effort to keep communal spaces clean and be considerate #like i've been cleaning the bathroom almost all the time this semester so i finally asked her to do it and she said she'll do it today #i got home and she only bleached the toilet so i was like how come you didn't clean the sink? #and she was like oh i just bleached the toilet so now i'm taking a break and watching a youtube video :) #like?????????? and then she never continued the cleaning?????????? #she also keeps wearing shoes indoors like idc if ahe wears shoes in her room but i've said again and again to please not wear shoes indoors #in the hallway/kitchen/bathroom because it's disrespectful in my culture (and we have CARPETED floors) #and she keeps doing it and even steps inside my room with shoes #or when the other day i was sweeping the kitchen floor and she just walked in with her shoes and didn't even more away when i was cleaning #my good friend actually lived here too before she got fed up with this person and moved away #because this person lied to us so much about how often they clean things and basically gave the wrong impression #she also broke my spatula and lied about it and ate my friend's food and lied about it and used up my ingredients and lied about it #and also complained behind my back that i was 'so annoying' for not answering the intercom when HER packages were being delivered??? #and she claimed that i was cranking up the energy bill because i keep the heating in my room at a normal level during winter #because she likes to keep her room freezing cold and she also keeps her room in pitch darkness and would complain #that me having the lights on in my room like a normal person increases the energy bill??? like yeah that's literally what i'm paying for? #she also got mad at me for throwing out a literally MOLDY sponge because she was 'still using it' like FOR THE DISHES? THAT WE EAT FROM??? #i am so sick and tired of this person i cannot wait to move out in 3 weeks

[introvert-celeste]

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#vent #so apparently my dad has been getting into alpha male bigoted bullshit and has starting spouting it at my mom #and he's been making transphobic comments and getting mad when my mom doesn't agree with him #saying shit like 'im the head of the household and i won't let you say things I don't agree with' #and saying that she'll corrupt my brother with her 'agenda' #my brother is autistic and both of my parents kind of baby him but he's fucking 23 we can speak together as adults here ffs #and my mom is completely neutral these topics because they have nothing to do with her #i can't imagine how he'd react if i told him I'm a queer atheist who fully supports trans people #it's so deeply disappointing to see him falling down this ignorant rabbit hole #he was never super open minded but at least he recognized some people just live differently and it's not his place to judge #the fact that he's been verbally abusing my mom more and more lately is bad enough without the transphobia

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Wait what the fuck am I thinking? Roxy and DJ with matching fun genders.

#fnaf security breach #queerplatonic besties/partners that are both genderqueer #they both said FUCK GENDER and made their own #dj music man #roxanne wolf #SURE THIS CAN GO IN TAGS #LOOK AT MY QUEER LITTLE GUY HEADCANONS #roxy husband with her sometimes husband sometimes wife dj #(he can't make up his mind so he just told her to surprise him) #she'll call him a wife for like a month and then surprise him with husband #and then make up a new word and then stick to husband until she gets bored #she goes through phases and he likes guessing which one she's in #dj gives her a random new pronoun as often as physically possible too #gender is a game and they're WINNING #he's inventing pronouns every day for her and she's rolling the dice every day for him #they've never been winning more in their lives #lmao I don't remember how I got down this rabbithole of a thought process but listen #their gender is 'fuck you' but only when they remember #They Do Not Care Your Honour

[dreamlogic]

[s]he was a compulsive pessimist, always looking for the soft brown spot in the fruit, pressing so hard she created it.

The Submission by Amy Waldman

#quotes #amy waldman #the submission #disclaimer i know next to nothing about the source material and have never read it but i found this quote on tumblr years ago #and it's been living in my brain rent free since but until now i could never remember the exact wording well enough to track it down #THANKS GOODREADS! #the entropy aesthetic #anyways this is peak #rhea diver #behavior. sooner or later she'll have shocked pikachu moment when she says hmm wonder what happens if i drop a match on this volatile thing #and the answer is that the volatile thing explodes #who would've guessed! #not my girl! #extremely paranoid cautious about so many things but then sees an Interesting Challenge and immediately starts wondering #how far she can ride it before she ruins it for herself #poetry #favorite

[analyticallyminded]

just thinking abt professor jemma 💜

#out there living the life she deserves #out there researching and teaching and helping people learn to love science #and like yeah sometimes post shield she'll go down that route #but rn i'm just thinking abt never had to deal w that shit just been in academia and research jemma #(and like don't get me she'll still get into shit bc. she's her. especially if it involves helping sb) #but she's so much happier and got so much less trauma #i just. in general. love non shield verses for her tbh #(still want to give her an alt mainverse that's non-shield/mcu related i'm just. still figuring out bits) #my tummy hurts but i'm being really brave about it – out of character. #that said if you Ever want to do anything in those type of verses pls hmu #i absolutely love them

[primordyalsoul]

Something about Lilith telling Rei "welcome home" when she rejoins her has me feeling a wee emotional

#ooc; onion girl enthusiast #((i think partially bc it reminds me s.hinji and m.isato had the same exchange)) #((but also bc whilst they were trying to connect with each other by establishing a family dynamic)) #((rei's never had a home or anything of her own really other than her own attempts to distinguish herself as a person)) #((she certainly has no father and in some ways shes a mother figure as herself. in a very 'virgin mary' way i think)) #((though she begins to develop through her relationships with others its not something she can hold onto bc she cant live as a human)) #((and she knows this and actively wishes to ''return to nothing'' instead of being in this purgatory of existence)) #((but when it gets close to the time she's still scared. and i think deep down she wants to live as a human can)) #((but ultimately she's always been accepting of the fact that she shouldnt even be alive and the only ''home'' she'll ever have #is in the nothingness she both wants and fears)) #((i also lose my mind thinking about. how much of rei is lilith. and if the line between them is really that stark.)) #((but i gotta think about it more bc i dont really know how to articulate it rn.)) #((plus im tired and idek if these tags make SENSE DFKDGHJ))

[roboticspacecase]

If anyone ever wonders what I was like as a child, my mother and I went to a school Christmas performance and one of the kids was holding a small tree and my mom nudged me and said, “Hey, that looks like the one you beat your sister with!”

#She never lets me live it down #EVERY year #she reminds me #she'll be ready to put up the tree #and tell me I'm not allowed to hit anyone with it lmao #I feel like everyone beat up their siblings at least a little #but the tree isn't where this stops #Any time there's a door loose on its hinges #she also tells me I'm not allowed to use that as a weapon #so