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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

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Perfect grammar is like perfect special effects. If you do everything right, no-one even notices or registers it at all. People only notice when it's bad, because it distracts them and brings them out of the story. Your goal is to do it so perfectly that no-one notices that you did anything at all.

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Unknown, Bear illustration for Magic Yeast, 1890s

#I'm so tired I thought this said the bear was made from magic yeast #and was willing to just accept that

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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

#bring back murder ballads

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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My sweet angel....

#keeley hawes

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Worth noting that the cat doesn't even talk. They hired Rob Brydon just to have him meow, hiss, and mournfully yowl.

Peak television.

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Peak television.

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reblog for sample size !!

#tuxedo #fancy 😸

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#yes

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#omg jesus I didn't know you felt this way

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What books have you done this to?

Instagram / Shop

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A rainy spring day (wishing for flowers)

Outfit rundown Dress, blouse and coat: all second-hand Fint (bought in different years) Fascinator: old Boutique 1861 Boots: old Sperry Topsider Earrings: Phantom Jewelry Ring: second-hand Michal Negrin Cameo: vintage Other brooches: Design Festa and handmade

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Girl help they're girlbossifying all my favourite fictional characters in their fanworks and headcanon posts and incorrect quotes posts again. Yeah they're the holder of the braincell and the sensible one and the team mum and the one with morals now. Yeah they're making jokes about them being more intelligent and physically stronger than all the male characters but in a way that feels really weird too. Like haha #girlboss #beatenbyagirl is the punchline. Girl help the only people who do acknowledge their flaws and actual personalities are the people hating and villainising them for it. Please send help I'm scared.

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Yo did someone order the vintage 1974 Flambrown content??

#I love old man yaoi

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Every time I see a cybertruck I just think that Elon Musk wants to be John DeLorean so bad.

Wacky futuristic sci-fi looking car that only comes in shiny steel-grey? Be so incredibly for real. You will never be the delorean.

#John DeLorean cared about car safety is the thing. every feature of the delorean was 50% cool and sexy and 50% genuinely wih safety in mind #the gull wing doors? they're genuinely safer! #it was flawed and imperfect but the intention was good and the design was well intentioned #the delorean had heart and spirit. whatever. elon wouldn't understand