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morganbritton132 · 1 year
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Since your post about Eddie and Steve’s cat’s name coming from Joan Jett I’ve been thinking of those video compilations of cats doing the most insane things but instead it’s Joan and supercuts of her cuddling up to Steve vs being a complete menace elsewhere. Edited to bad reputation of course.
I love this so much! It’s so freaking cute. Eddie spends weeks painstakingly recording their cat for the perfect compilation. It’s filmed like one of those videos that plays fun music over a happy scene and then cut to something ominous with scary music but it’s like,
*happy fun music* Joan balancing on Steve’s shoulder while he’s cooking. Steve keeps holding up stuff for her to smell
Cut to *Bad Reputation* Joan tripped every single one of their friends on the stairs
Cut to *happy fun music* Joan curled up on Steve’s shoulder while they both slept
Cut to *Bad Reputation* Joan laying in Ozzy’s bed while the dog just stares at her
Cut to *Happy fun music* Joan batting at Steve until he picks her up and then she rubs her face against his
Cut to *Bad Reputation* Joan sneaking up behind Eddie and slapping him in the head. She runs away and knocks over three different guitars and somehow hits a cymbal. The video ends with Eddie says, “Joooan.”
Also, side thought. Eddie buys a yellow vest like Ozzy’s service dog vest and has ‘Disservice Cat’ written on it. When he puts it on Joan, she just flops over and doesn’t move for like a hour. When Steve puts it on her, she’s fine.
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plebstar · 8 months
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I can’t be the only one wanting to know more about this woman- What’s her name? How is she coping at home without her husband? Would she engage in a fistfight with the waterwraith? Y’know the simple questions.
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jasonpiperleo · 2 years
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still to this day i wonder what annabeth chase in all her tiny 12 year old glory did to that lincoln continental driver
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heejayy · 1 year
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Shuri is the type to stick a vibrator up your pussy at the dinner table and purposefully ask you questions to watch you struggle while your friends are watching you
Shuri x black reader// 18+
especially if you’ve been testing her patience all DAY!!
“Y/n you good girl?” Your friend asks you with a concerned look.
Shuri pouted eyeing you over “Yes my love are you alright? you look…nauseated” you glared at her through your peripheral vision, before trying to sit up straight.
“I’m fine j-just uh cramping, yeah I’m cramping” it was a horrible lie but they seemed to believe it, your friend even went through her purse and handed you some ibuprofen. You shamefully took it as Shuri eyed you with a mischievous glint in her eyes, as you took a sip of your drink she tapped her kimoyo beads on her wrist and you immediately clinched your thighs together.
When you flinched it launched the liquid down your throat causing you to choke, your friends looked at you with another concerned look, now you were more becoming embarrassed.
“Usana are you sure you’re alright?” That brat.
She just had to put the attention back on you again.
“I’m fine“
“Oh you’re fin?” She asked tapping her wrist again fastening the pace of the vibrator she stuck in your pussy an hour ago. Your panties were completed drenched by now, and you were worried your cum would soak through.
“You know actually I’m not I think I need to lay down, I’ll see you guys later” you grabbed your things and quickly left the dinner table. On the way to the car you could feel your juices drip down you leg, shuri knew exactly what she was doing, walking slow watching you grow more annoyed as you tugged on the locked car door.
“Ok can you please turn it off now I can’t take anymore” you whined clenching your thighs together.
Shuri sighed acting as if she was thinking, she took you chin in between her fingers bringing your face closer.
“No” she smirked, you groaned stomping your feet on the floor of her car like a child.
“You’ll keep in in until we get home, and don’t think about cumming again” Shuri was very playful but when it came down to her threats you took them very seriously, so you decided to listen to her giving the fact you’ve pissed her off enough today.
“Yes ma’am.”
Listen idc what y’all say, she def has a ma’am kink 😭🤚🏾
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moghedien · 2 months
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“It was worth a shot”
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doginprogress · 9 months
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Little sisters amiright?
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jancysmixtape · 11 months
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Maitreyi really went on multiple different interviews and said she was team Ben and team Paxton in all of them… when in reality, she’s team neither and strictly team Devi. She’s insane for doing all that. 😭
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scarletslippers · 11 months
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The rush I get watching Nancy sneak her way onto that boat.
Oh yeah, that’s my girl. Go evade security and break into places and find those clues. Steal stuff that will absolutely be significant and leave out a convenient secret exit and charm random almost-strangers into hiding you in a lobster hold. Evade detection seamlessly like you were never there.
You can have as much breaking and entering as you want, as a little treat. You’re doing amazing sweetie.
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obesericewrites · 6 months
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I loved the children, they were so cute. Except Dawn, I have never wanted to kick a child so much. Like, fuck those guys, leave my mc alone, they just want to do their job and visit their friend.
I feel like I am the only one that didn’t like Dawn, so why people like her?
You don’t like her. That is great! It is what I tried to do in the early chapters. I believe most people like Dawn due to her sweet nature, and slightly troublemaker side. She’s a pretty unique person once you get to know her. But that is the point, your MC doesn’t know her, at all. Meaning you get the bratty, uncaring, and extremely rude Dawn. In a lot of my asks referring either to the ROs or the side characters, it’s flushed out. They act as if they know you and have high relationship stats.
In the game, those relationships are there. However, they aren’t as strong nor reliable!
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reshramlove1ob · 5 months
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All About Selena
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Selena is a major antagonist in Heaven and Hell War.
Below the cut are mentions of robbing, murder/death, manipulation, and Hell.
Before death
-She was the Raging Damsel, as they called her; hitting up anyone who’d be dumb enough to fall for her “blonde sweetheart” or “country girl bumpkin” personas, then robbing them of all their belongings and making sure they were a mess.
-Even though she lived a life of crime, she had one true love in the entire world: Maverick. Meeting when she tried to rob him, he tried to rob her right back! Then and there, they fell in love.
-One night, she tricked a wealthy man by the name Godfrey into sleeping with her, but they never go to that part when a shoot-off started in the streets. She fled, and she never saw poor Godfrey or his riches ever again.
-That night, she also killed a hooded person who tried to kill her, stabbing his chest with an old axe in an alleyway. Fearing she might get caught, she fled home and pretended nothing ever happened.
-That night also awakened an obsession with death. The more she thought about her crime, the more she realized how much she enjoyed it. She wanted to feel the adrenaline and stress again; so she did.
-She jumped a woman walking alone at night, not only robbing her but also stabbing her multiple times before death took this innocent woman. Fleeing once again, she went home and fell deeply asleep.
-The next morning, she awoke to the news shouting about the death of Dolly Pink; she woman she killed.
-For the next many years, she killed many more people. She was never caught, except by her own dear Maverick. Late one night, she killed a man near her home. Maverick saw this, and was rightfully upset. The two of them argued for hours until she got up and left, walking out into the stormy night, only to be crushed by a building.
After death
-She died when she was 35, when she was crushed by a building when the apocalypse of robots begun, killing her instantly. She has been dead for 5 years, making her 40 years old, going to Hell to pay for her sins.
-She is the librarian of the Afterlife, meaning she manages all the books and helps any soul who may want to find a book. Though, being helpful isn’t her strong suit, so more often than not she is left to clean up after the souls who come into her abode.
-Don’t let her sweet face and graceful mannerisms fool you! She’s very good at manipulation. Although she’s a very strong woman, she hates to actually fight, so she’ll more likely pour her baggage onto other people to deal with.
-She has the power to create black slime creatures to obey her every word. She can’t make too many, though, or else she’ll lose her mind and eventually turn to stardust, or “second death,” “permanent death.”
-Her favorite pastime is reading. She’s usually at her desk reading when she’s not getting into mischief.
-She’s a fox demon. Her enormous black horns and often mistaken for her ears, when in reality her ears are covered by her masses of brown hair. Her fluffy tail is off limits, and if you do touch it, you’ll face the fury of her claws!
-Her eyesight is very poor. She can’t see a thing without her glasses, which is why her face is also off limits, or else a bite is awaiting you!
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sleepingracoon · 11 months
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Spidersona art dump bc idk where to put her
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Uhm, ok, sorry to disappoint…
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m0thisonfire · 1 year
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Faux Pas art dump/early designs from last year I never posted-
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adeptaviperidae · 10 months
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Also yeah I’m not even close to finishing the disco one shot, but I’m already gathering ideas for a punkrock/metal themed one
And holy shit I love the little gremlin night hag I made for it so much
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bitchin-beskar · 1 year
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@maybege I’m having thots about paz fuckin vizsla and it’s entirely your fault
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amoritasart · 11 months
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Tiny rabbit from memory
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