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wistfullywaiting2 · 1 month
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The real reason why Atsushi shops at the same grocery store as Akutagawa is because the grocery store they both shop at is one of the Port Mafia’s money laundering schemes.
It’s not like Atsushi is completely unaware that it was a money laundering scheme, he just didn’t piece together that it was a Port Mafia money laundering scheme. He shops there anyway because Mori doesn’t know the average cost for most household products so everything is ridiculously cheap and also decent quality.
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lilacthebooklover · 6 months
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i put on "maya and the three" for the 10-year-old girl i babysit, and according to her, i am no longer a girl. i'm not a boy either. i am only a principito.
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sethcohnn · 1 year
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veronica literally saw jughead lived in an ABANDONED TRAIN CAR and said “that’s my man”
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the-cannibal · 2 months
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Got a D on my college essay
Vincent Sinclair make me into one of your pretty figures please because damn I don’t wanna be here right now
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jibunwo · 4 months
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told my mother abt the blappel kiss 👍
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Jewelry Designer: Hey can I use your tiny bit of Austin clout and have you model my new line for me?
Gen: Sure! Will you do my hair and makeup and gush all over me in multiple sm posts like I’m a queen?? I need that to live, you know.
Jewelry Designer: Oh for sure! But can you try not to gnaw on your fingers for about a week leading up to the shoot or at least oil your cuticles?
Gen: I think the fuck not.
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A conversation with my sister from yesterday
Me: *sends chronological viewing guide for clone wars*
Her: I don’t care that you have surgery I’m not watching that with you
Me: but mah boys…
Her: no
Me: mah boys… 🥺
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sewercentipede · 2 years
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trying really hard to get my friend into Lingua Ignota bc I think she rlly needs her music but she’s not making an effort to listen to anything By her even tho I’m spoon feeding it to her so that she doesn’t have to work she just has to hit play and she’s not doing even that :( she won’t even “like” the playlist for later after I suggested she should so she could listen on her own time and she said “okie!” enthusiastically with abuncha hearts and then didn’t do it.
I wish my friends could give lingua ignota a chance all they need to do is be willing to listen with open heart and mind and I know they’d appreciate her because her music is so healing, especially in this case of what my particular friend is going thru. It’s medicine
it seems like when it comes to my irl world, only me and my husband will ever appreciate lingua
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actually realizing this applies to so many important things. nobody likes how extremely radically left our (my and my husbands) politics are because they’re all woke liberals and progressives which is like basically the equivalence of being apolitical and they don’t wanna hear about it —rather they can’t, they r not philosophically, dialectically able to — it’s just so so so so lonely. It’s so lonely . I miss having one friend who understood. Who did not need handholding because she had analyzed things and engaged in dialects and read literature and had developed an ideology/worldview that they had critically thought about and continue to.. and are able to entertain ideas without getting defensive. that’s one thing I miss really badly about our friendship even if it wasn’t irl. @festeringpit you get it at least and I love that and I love knowing you ❤️
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xshinina · 1 year
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*Married life playing in the background
This idea was probably funnier in my head
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theonlyadawong · 1 month
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ada using the grappling hook while luis is struggling up the wall is so funny
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ruporas · 1 month
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dragon meat, you, and me
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spicyraeman · 7 months
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Lae'zel of Crèche K'liir my beloved
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critterbitter · 4 months
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Language divides and building bridges.
Elesa’s feeling homesick. Emmet, bless his heart, tries to help by infodumping while Ingo frantically runs off to find water (crying is a very dehydrating experience).
((Would you look at that! The kids are picking up kantonese and galarian from each other!))
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Heh. Callback.
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united-under-skyfall · 11 months
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leverage is so fucking funny. man manages to find the most mentally ill and neurodivergent group of thieves on the market + an even more mentally ill guy whose literal job description was trying to chase all of them, and forces them into a found family speed-run by trying to blow them all up. they lowkey stage a full fucking country wide coup and are like eh 🤷 just another wednesday. this might be a fun place to vacation tho i guess. sophie shows up to her own funeral twice. they're so good at convincing people of their shit that they make a guy's body start reacting to an illness he doesn't have because it isn't real. go completely out on a limb and basically hand this one guy a new password for his computer so they can get into it and he goes with it. parker and hardison have straight up just "fake it 'till you make it"d into the fbi without even attempting to cover their tracks beyond just These Two Guys. half their clients never asked to be their clients and don't know they're their clients, and the other half are random people who find them who fuckin knows how, meanwhile no government agency can track them down without selling their soul to sterling. they make a point to have a dramatic scene w a Big Bad Shadowy Government Guy who doesn't actually get caught or brought to justice or anything telling them he's going to hunt them all down, and in any other show this would probably earn at least a minor arc later on but he literally never shows up again. an entire season finale hinged on a cake and a bunch of clams. they accidentally made eliot a celebrity not once, not twice, but three times. parker blew up her foster parents' house when she was like. nine. and it's hardly a footnote. hardison is just casually an artistic prodigy but it's only ever brought up for the most background of background gags. eliot's biggest beef with parker and hardison for like two and a half seasons is that they won't stop making weird food with lasers and refuse to realize they can't make a decent beer to save their lives. sophie's immediate response to being shot is to call her shooter a wanker. there's a character who has literally killed a man with a mop and they had the audacity to only put her in one episode.
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aq2003 · 1 month
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the way hamlet acts in act 5 scene 1 juuuust clicked to me. like my impression was "smh my head he is so toxic, he did NOT love ophelia as much as laertes did, what is wrong with him" but actually i think the thing that sets him off isn't just laertes' display of grief, it's also how everyone takes it seriously. everyone treats ophelia's funeral like a funeral and is sympathetic to laertes and understanding of his desire to jump in a grave with her etc but these same people around hamlet expected him to celebrate his uncle's coronation and move on from his father's death at the same time. in that moment hamlet sees laertes as similar to the actor narrating priam's death in act 2 scene 2 and it makes him SO mad (and he regrets it later in act 5 scene 2 which is after he realizes laertes' emotions are as real as his own. probably why he calls him "brother" as well)
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