#scientologist

[kenkingjr77]

SCIENTOLOGY!⛪️Prt 1: ...the ESCAPEE!🏃‍♂️😆

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[msclaritea]

Celebrities in the cult look even worse, now.

#Danny Masterson #GUILTY #Scientologist

[realhankmccoy]

never heard anybody realise it because america is stupid

and can't put 2 and 2 together

but beck isn't fooling around

he's a hardcore Scientologist here and he is telling you that you're all fucking losers and to just fucking kill yourselves if you worthless pieced pieces of Spanglish shit can't get your cheap ass lives together

this is like bad on the level of Babybruce or Babycuck like how they get when they're having a tantrum about nobody being good enough for Whitey's Royal Highness standards

only significantly worse

it's unfortunate that Beck is spiritually at the same level as Tom Cruise or the aforementioned cucks

just heard the song came on when i was in Habitat for Humanity's ReStore and wasn't in the mood to deal with this guy's shit so I figured i'd write him up and hand him a critic's ticket. Drive by body cuck -- that's beck's life.

#beck #loser #soy un perdedor #spanglish #Youtube #Yourube #tom cruise #scientology #scientologist

[studyingscientology]

Why Am I Still Involved in Scientology?

I got an interesting writing prompt from an online discussion today that I wanted to explore in detail. The question is not just “How did you become involved in Scientology“, which is one that I’ve already had a good 25+ of my friends answer extensively. The question is more “Why are you still involved in Scientology?” They key point here is not just what got my family and I to initially decide…

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#l. ron hubbard #parenting #scientologist #scientology

[femmeidiot]

my 20 year coworker fell for a scam on tiktok saying she'd get a $750 SHEIN gift card

#Constantly outdoing herself this is worse than getting stopped by the Scientologists #I wish I could protect her from the outside world

[oscarpiastriwdc]

can you break down the composition of the scientology dog cult

First off, we have our leader, Roscoe Hamilton, the vegan bulldog who lives alone in LA and is the founder of this particular sect of dog scientology.

Next, we have tiny Leo Leclerc, standing on a table because he is a menace, Roscoe's most devoted acolyte. He left everything and everyone in Monaco behind to follow his leader.

Over on the counter is Sweet Corn. She is ambivalent to the cult situation but likes the LA weather so she puts up with Roscoe and Leo's nonsense.

By the pool is Piñón Sainz. As some have already noted, there is a distinct lack of Sainz small crusty white dogs in the scientologist sect. That is because the rest of the Sainz dogs adhere to their own religion and remain in the Sainz family compound. Piñón was not invited to the crusty white dog sect so he rebelled and left Spain to join Roscoe.

Behind him are the Perez dogs. Canelo the bulldog, who has been dead for several years, was reincarnated at the scientologist compound and cannot leave the grounds, so his brother came to stay and keep his company.

Up on the roof is Fanni Bottas who has not been photographed in over five years because he was kidnaped by Roscoe.

On the other roof, off to the left, are Jimmy and Sassy Verstappen, who are literally and figuratively above this all. They think Roscoe is a bad cult leader and will one day overthrow him to take over the world.

And lastly are the assorted albon_pets who have joined the scientologist pet sect. The recruitment caused a schism among the Albon pets, resulting in some moving to LA to join the cult while others stayed behind in England. Among Roscoe's followers are Horsey, Moomoo, two of the Safari Kittens, and Otto.

#scientologist dog

[zeerohpunk]

one of the only fan casts i have for the redacted men is that i think vincent looks just like andy biersack but with silver hair instead. anyways

#ignore the fact that andy is apparently a scientologist ?? #they just give the same vibes idk #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #zeeroh speaks #redacted vincent

[shiftythrifting]

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #there's an ex scientologist named aaron who uses this skit as his youtube intro... don't ask me how i know #shirts

[beardedmrbean]

#nation of islam #noi #kookier than scientologists #but without all the people bagging on them

[historicalfictionenthusiast]

An open letter to tumblr:

I like top gun because it’s gay af. I do not want to keep seeing Tom cruise thirst traps. I’m not the target audience. MAKE IT STOP PLEASE

#top gun #lgbtq #Tom cruise is a Scientologist #don’t do cults kids #cults are bad #like he’s weird af #icemav #hangster #literally any other cast member #but him

[jokeson-u]

juliette lewis is so ugly it actually makes me sad like why did u do my girl nat like that

#shes also a scientologist #and depp supporter #and anti vaxxer #yellowjackets #natalie scatorccio

[creekfiend]

have you ever been accused of scientology? this is a silly way to put it but i can imagine someone being weird at you for scientology reasons due to your anti-psych stuff

scientologists are not antipsych. so I imagine possibly if someone was extraordinarily ignorant and liked accusing strangers of things based on a failure to comprehend something. which is to say, yes I sure can imagine that taking place I suppose

#antipsych #imagine scientologists being like the institution of psychiatry is an arm of the police state based on coercive control #not quite their style.

[realhankmccoy]

From your mother's collection of hot tracks from Scientologists she's been to bed with, loaded with the power of a bygone America that was murdered by Trump on its deathbed:

"Building your dream has to start now There's no other road to take"

If you kids aren't going to listen to the music, Mommie will just be bringing all her dreams to life for herself.

"I'll bring all your dreams alive For you"

#olivia netown john #magic #mommie dearest #trump #maga #usa #america #scientology #scientologist #scientologists

[anotherpapercut]

I know this is kind of snobby and elitist but seeing people call their nice new old navy jackets adorned with patches from amazon.com a "battle jacket" makes a small part of me die

#im just being a bitch but my jacket looks better............ #also it was all band and movie patches. they had a top gun patch. im sorry but if youre reppin tom cruise ur not punk #like.... i just dont think blatant military propaganda staring an abusive scientologist freak is very punk

[0urbladesaresharp]

I feel like we don't talk enough about the fact that the creators of The Handmaid's Tale chose Elizabeth Moss as the main character. A woman who is a part of a cult with a DOCUMENTED AND PROVEN HISTORY of child abuse, sexual assault and rape, assault and battery, negligence, manslaughter, elder abuse, physical and mental torture, INFILTRATING THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT, money laundering, tax evasion, tampering with evidence, stalking and harassment, and so much fucking more.

Like, they did that. They cast a woman who is already in a brainwashing cult to star as a woman held captive in a cult of personality and dictatorship.

I know people talk about it and did while the show was actively running, but I feel like Elizabeth Moss really got away with making money off of a television show depicting the same type of abuses as the "religion" she is willingly a part of.

#and i dont want to hear a goddamn word about 'oh but it was her parents who got her into it' #she isnt a child and she has access to all the evidence she needs #she is more free than like 99% of all other scientologists and her silence is a defense of the cult #scientology #the handmaid's tale #tht #thmt #elizabeth moss

[sophiamcdougall]

wtf John Travolta

#sanremo 2024 #he's a scientologist ffs run