#zeeroh speaks

[zeerohpunk]

WHAT IS IN THE WATER IN DAHLIA THAT MAKES ALL THE MEN WHORES AND SLUTS /pos

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #zeeroh speaks #redacted vincent #redacted porter

[zeerohpunk]

"bullshit."

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[scoff] "you heard me. bull. shit. darlin'."

#and JUST LIKE THAT. #im in love with sam #a man who sees thru my bs? #*swoon* #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #zeeroh speaks #redacted sam #redacted valenweek

[zeerohpunk]

angel calls david 'shawty' ever since they learned his last name is shaw. send tweet

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[zeerohpunk]

thinking about sam calling darlin' baby and im being very normal about it. obviously. thinking very normally. and clearly.

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #zeeroh speaks #redacted sam #redacted darlin'

[zeerohpunk]

david and honey who learn how to properly express affection with their partners

david who accuses his future partner of stalking him

honey whos violent

david who calls his partner names

honey whos stuck in their head

david who jumps to conclusions before communicating

honey who gradually smacks guy less

david who laughs unrestrained

honey whos more affectionate

david whos protective over angel

honey who puts up with guys memes and references

david who reassures angel that theyre safe, that hes got them

honey who takes care of guy when he needs comfort

DAVID AND HONEY.

#i love these two grumbly softies sm #the tsunderes of the redactedverse just <3 #theyre grumpy and i love them #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #zeeroh speaks #redacted david shaw #redacted honey #redacted angel #redacted guy

[zeerohpunk]

GUY AND HONEY BOTH CANONICALLY HAVE FAT ASSES

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[zeerohpunk]

the entirety of the solaire meet up audio can be summed up like this

vincent: objection! nuh uh.

porter: the fuck you mean 'nuh uh'??

#full disclosure im entirely on vincents side despite how wrong he is #thats my man i have to jump to his defense #love u tho porter #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #zeeroh speaks #redacted vincent #redacted lovely #redacted porter #redacted sam #redacted solaire clan

[zeerohpunk]

thinking abt the time sam offered darlin' popcorn during movie night and they started throwing it at him

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[zeerohpunk]

everyone talks about davids voice transformation (rightfully so) but can we talk about hux's voice?? his voice has also gotten deeper over the years

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted david #redacted huxley #zeeroh speaks

[zeerohpunk]

what if he's written "mine" on my upper thigh only in my mind? (hes a fictional character)

#zeeroh speaks #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #taylor swift #guilty as sin? #lyrics

[zeerohpunk]

i applaud laskos listener because they saw this nervous wreck of a man who shakes like a leaf in almost all social interactions and they decided "yeah. i want him." then sat on his desk and got him. good for them

#zeeroh speaks #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted lasko moore #redacted lasko #redacted laskos listener #redacted dear

[zeerohpunk]

gavin who has hot pink hair but as the DAMN crew ages, he alters it with magic to be a lighter shade of pink to "signify" aging with his friends

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #zeeroh speaks #redacted gavin #i love him #he just wants to grow old with his found family 🥲 #anyways.

[zeerohpunk]

quick! youve been invited and money is no object, i need to know what everyone would wear to the monarchal summit if this was a real party

no theme requirements! i wanna see everyones outfit choices *slams fists on table*

personally, im going with something dramatic (bc ofc, if im going w the Prince of the Solaire Clan, im going to be overdramatic about it and show off) and royalcore inspired 👑✨️

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[zeerohpunk]

porter has a leg up on vincent in that treasure immediately believed he was a vampire with just a flash of his fangs. but lovely was stubborn and tried to rationalize everything that proved vincent to be a vampire

#also? whats with these vampires being SO down bad for humans??? #jesus christ its like they havent been touched in centuries #and for some reason both lovely AND treasure are into it lmfao #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #zeeroh speaks #redacted vincent #redacted lovely #redacted porter #redacted treasure #redacted vampires #redacted solaire clan

[zeerohpunk]

lovely, learning vincent is actually a vampire: you're dead and buried, darling.

vincent, down SO bad for lovely: and bricked. HELLO!

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[zeerohpunk]

a few milo headcannons:

he talks out of the side of his mouth. and he tilts his head ALL the time, hes such an animated speaker. he cant sit still fr

other people have said it but it deserves repeating, his accent gets so much thicker when hes feeling strong emotions.

he laughs when hes mad and its scary for everyone in the immediate vicinity bc it doesnt happen often, but when it does... run.

leans on doorways (with his arms crossed, OR just his thumbs in his pockets.)

this man is always flirting, doesnt matter if he and sweetheart have been together six years. hes the type to make the point that just because theyre at mate status doesnt mean hes "won" them, its a continuous effort.

milo and sweetheart are readers. (they read naughty stuff. one of the two will finish the book first and rate it on a scale they created and tell the other if its worth the read. then the other mate gets to read it.)

milo wears cosmetic eye contacts for special events. or just out to a nice dinner. something about matching his outfit etc.

he has so many specific mood playlists, its insane. his spotify has like 483 playlists, most of them several hours long, all for different moods and vibes. his favorite and most played playlist is his summer playlist for making dinner. fleetwood mac, etta james, mazzy star, the temptations. its there. (im making it an actual playlist btw.)

that being said, he also drinks red wine while making dinner if its appropriate for the meal (and he has the nicest set of wine glasses youve ever seen).

he has the largest collection of cologne/body spray probably ever. he routinely switches them out based on the mood and season. he keeps out the ones that are sweethearts favorites though + he has a signature favorite (and will wear it/any cologone no matter what, if sweetheart asks him to).

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maybe ill add more to this one day! pt 2 eventually? 👀

#i wanted to add my two cents to the milo headcannon bucket #zeeroh speaks #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted headcannons #redacted headcanons #redacted milo #redacted milo greer #redacted sweetheart