in-universe animals do not speak spanish/english natively, they must learn it. This is also supported by the fact everyone was surprised by a talking donkey in Shrek but i guess as soon as you dress them no one bats an eye
I.E. puss learned spanish/english as his first language probably because he spent a significant portion of his adolescence with his human mother
Perrito can speak English (and Spanish i think) and he probably learned it at a young age
His family *not* his littermates are the ones who made the attempts on his life
Conclusion: ?!?!???!? Who went through the trouble of teaching spanish/english to a litter of dogs, picked Perrito out of them, went "ew not this one" and tried to drown him?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? did u not bond during the grammer lessons??!!!
alternatives to this include:
Perrito learned to talk after the Sock Incident
certain animals are gifted with speech unbeknownst to humans and the family who raised Perrito are still dirtbags but differentiated by the fact that they didnt know he could talk which kind of makes it different (but really not really)
all in-universe animals speak Spanish as their native tongue and Perrito was raised by an English speaking family (english which seems to be the dominant language with various dialects/accents) and they thought his Spanish was a weird AF bark or they were really xenophobic. this option starts off the funniest bc having spanish be the native language of animals is objectively wild, but it ends real sad :(
Big Jack Horner raised his litter
i like the funny cat movie cuz we get a lot of play dough to work with for this type of stuff etc etc that reaction pic of the guy from iasip with red string conspiracy map
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thething about starting a drawing is you gotta finish.thedrawing
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we've gone through 38 episodes of succession and not once have any of these businessmen fucked in any of the restrooms? NOT EVEN ONCE??!!
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fantasy au bkdk are not childhood friends WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK
THEY BETTER BE LONG LOST CHILDHOOD FRIENDS OR UR SEEING ME ON THE NEWS
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I haven't read the manga, so lemme just ask after last week's dungeon meshi episode: do only women study magic? does that mean....does that mean senshi's disdain for magic is distinctly gendered? is he a sexist??? does he think women are lazy for practicing magic????????
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I have waited so long for Nico Kim crumbs and THIS is what I get!?
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Miss fidji said she pregnant..😭
By who?!!!
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