#sandy speaks

[shewhoeatssand]

General TG characters and what pets they should/shouldn’t have

When I say “general” I mean the ones either from Anteiku or ones that were introduced before :re and aren’t shown to be part of an organization. I’ll do CCG and Aogiri characters later.

Hide - Our favourite blond boy! I think it’d be illegal for me not to let him have a golden retriever. He’d take it on walks to Johoku Chuo park on the weekends, and he’d name it Ethan after the first blond boy in The Blond Boys (the one who performs for the other boys with a ribbon baton).

Kaneki - A house cat. Just an American shorthair or calico from off the side of the road. This cat would probably live a very calm life, sitting on it’s owner’s lap while he reads, before suddenly being thrown into a house with a bunch of strangers and being fed scraps of human meat lol. I think it’d be very therapeutic for Kaneki to have a cat though, and Touka can look after it while Haise is happening.

Touka - A rabbit!! She should absolutely have a rabbit. She already loves rabbits, and I imagine the only reasons she doesn’t have one yet is because she doesn’t have the space, money or time to look after it properly, but if she did, she’d have a rabbit. Heck, she could have multiple rabbits. And she would spoil them rotten too, and buy them cute outfits and take them for walks to shrines and stuff (can you walk a rabbit? I hope you can). Just. Touka with rabbits. It would be amazing.

Tsukiyama - He must have horses. A bunch of them big sprinty bois. I don’t know horses very well, so I can’t tell you exactly which breed of horse he’d own (though I’m pretty sure I remember someone making a post about it!), but let’s say he has multiple horses of a variety of breeds. They’d probably live on a separate property dedicated to his horses, with a lot of land on it for them to explore. Shuu would also take photos of them in beautiful places a lot, and run a blog posting about his horses.

Yoshimura - A cage full of budgies, that would be named after different teas and flowers that Ukina used to like. They’d live upstairs in Anteiku, and be evacuated to Yomo’s shipping container when the CCG came to destroy Anteiku. Yoshimura would probably put pretty potted plants inside their cage for them to investigate every once in a while. I can also see him putting a large tank full of goldfish for the customers to watch inside the shop.

Uta - Another bird. But this time, it’s a big bird. Uta would probably like owning an African Grey bird, because it can be trained to say more words than most birds, and can therefore be used in some of the best pranks. Imagine being a dove, and chasing down a ghoul, but then it disappears around a corner and you hear “quick! He’s over here!”. Then this voice proceeds to lead you around in circles for 20 minutes, before the ghoul you were chasing earlier appears with a bird on his shoulder and kills you while laughing his head off. Typical day for investigators once Uta gets himself a bird.

Roma - Every time I see the name “Roma”, I think of the tomato. Which makes me think of gardening, which makes me think of guinea pigs. Roma would probably own exactly 2 guinea pigs, and they would be called Felony and Misdemeanor, however she would tell most people that they’re called Felix and Missy. She would feed them lettuce from her neighbor’s garden, and join race groups to put them in guinea pig races, then if her guinea pigs ever came last, she would kill everyone at the tournament.

Nishiki - I can’t believe I got this far without remembering Nishiki! He would have a chihuahua that was originally bought for his girlfriend Kimi, but then he ended up taking it for walks instead of her, and then it got really attached to him and now he sleeps next to the chihuahua more often than he sleeps with Kimi. If anyone ever laughs at him for owning a chihuahua, he will flip them inside out and hang them from a telephone pole, which he will make very clear to everyone. Good job Nishiki.

Koma - I can think of two things for Koma - either an entire giant catfish (yes! A whole catfish!) or a squirrel monkey, but I’ll go with the catfish for now because it’s funnier. Originally he wanted a trilobite, but when he found out they didn’t exist anymore he bought a giant catfish instead. Obviously he couldn’t fit the catfish in a regular fish tank, so he took it to a hidden pond in the woods and marked out a trail with a sign that said “Koma’s catfish trail” on it so he could remember where to go. He even put a collar on the catfish with a tracker before leaving it, and sent an Ape to the woods each day to feed it and update him on how the catfish is going. However, the government did not enjoy having a catfish trail that lead to an actual catfish in their forest, so they sent someone to remove it and set it free. So when Koma received news that someone moved his catfish, he tracked them down, brought 50 ghouls to their house, yelled at them for 2 hours, stole their toenails and threatened to kill them if they or another person moved his catfish again. Then he orchestrated a mission to find his catfish, followed the tracker, got his catfish and put it the fuck back because no one moves his goddamn catfish.

Irimi - A black doberman, as a group mascot, and a little pink axolotl that she buys miniature hats for. The hats usually fall off though. She takes the dog for walks in the same park as Hide, so sometimes when they see eachother they have to awkwardly say hello while their dogs yap at eachother very very loudly and attract the attention of everyone around them.

#suddenly felt in the mood to write headcanons yesterday #so now we have pets!! #yayy #sandy speaks #tokyo ghoul #kaneki ken #nagachika hideyoshi #kirishima touka #tsukiyama shuu #kuzen yoshimura #tokyo ghoul uta #roma hoito #nishio nishiki #koma enji #irimi kaya #tokyo ghoul:re #haise sasaki #tg #tokyo ghoul headcanons

[godlesscity]

i think watching goodbye stranger changed me as a person

#literally WHAT the fuck #great meg. great megstiel too obviously. great sam & meg interaction too actually #great dean & meg also !!!!!! i love them interacting so bad #But. wgat the fuck #it's so crazy. it's so crazy. oohhh goodbye stranger it's been nice but by the morning i must go feel no sorrow feel no shame (i dont #remember the lyrics help) #It's just. ppl always talk abt it obvs but what do you mean cas was brainwashed and forced to kill his friend God only knows how many times #and hearing dean say he NEEDED HIM (no matter what miscommunication happened) BROKE THE DAMN CONTROL CONNECTION #And them he leaves. #IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY (and emotional actually..) CAS ALL BY HIMSELF ON THAT DAMN TRAIN BUS WHATEVER #i can reason with him. hes a good man ............. #also dean can never fucking win can he. sees his bestie flirting with his demon friend and then bares his soul to said bestie only to have #him fucking LEAVE HIM #(i prayed to you cas! every night!) i dont know dean if hes so sketchy why were you praying to him? (i dont pray because it's like begging) #spn really DOES unlock some kind of secret emotion what the hell #really makes me give some sort of vague soulful stare towards the horizon without actually showing any discernible emotion on my face #fuck. give robbie thompson a million dollars or whatever #sandy speaks

[skasha362]

Trick or Treat!

A treat for you!! Tis a red panda!!!

#sandy speaks #halloween 2023

[ask-the-bottom-feeders]

to answer your question SpongeBob and Sandy yes.

Spongebob:

Sandy:

#everyone #sandy speaks #spongebob speaks

[zaacoy]

watah adventacha!!!! !!! :3c

#I can draw people other than Tang surprise surprise #I don't draw non-lmk content enough; I only ever talk about lmk here but I love the crk cookies too they are all so creature #ESPECIALLY sorbet shark!! little guy!!!! #Speaking of which!!! For those who don't know anything about crk all the characters present are associated with water in some way #There are so many characters here I'm gonna be tagging foreva auagahhh #sandy lmk #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #Lmk #cookie run kingdom #crk fanart #sorbet shark cookie #squid ink cookie #princess cookie #knight cookie #mango cookie #sea fairy cookie #captain caviar cookie #black pearl cookie #I could go back through and put the crk tag in for each character #But I'm lazy teehee :3c #Character identifying that literally nobody asked for: #The one on the top right is mango #The two standing on his arm are princess and knight #The one sitting on his shoulder is best cookie sorbet shark #The one holding onto Sandy's other arm is captain caviar #Directly below the last one is black pearl #And the higher up one on the other side of Sandy is sea fairy- below her is squid ink #My little creechurs heeheehoo #Zaacoy art💫

[leafie-draws]

it's winter sale timeee! ❄️ Sandy Pug games are 40% off! including Monster Care Squad, it's expansion and more! curl up with a comfy game, or gift 'em to your friends! ♥ https://itch.io/s/110822/sandy-pugs-winter-sale

#leafie speaks #cool ttrpgs for all your hibernation needs! we got u covered #reblogs appreciated! <3 #ttrpg #sandy pug games

[i-am-a-fan]

Crazy how in lego monkie kid blue has now come to mean death, chaos, and destruction while Sandy is still there. Like the number one Blue guy ™. And he’s the calmest member of the team who only shows his violent strength when pushed to the point of needing to use it, and even then he’s fully in control of it.

Really silly that pigsy also introduces him as a violent warrior that even he fears and would have preferred to have never contacted again. Someone that, before the group met him, meant death and destruction to pigsy.

Crazy that he was the only one to keep getting silver stars when under training in season four. Showing that he’s the perfect balance of grace and power. Showing that balance is possible if you want it and work for it.

So silly that his color pallet is his complementary color with orange, a color that’s been associated with Mk and Wukong, and blue.

Anyways that’s just something I noticed.

#overthinking I choose YOU!!! #i’m drawing sandy rn which is why i’m thinking about him #That be so funny if sandy is the person who helps Mk the most in season 5 to help cool his rage #and we get sandy backstory and that’s why he didn’t get as many speaking roles in season 4 #lego monkie kid #don’t take this too seriously #lmk analysis #lmk sandy

[doodles-in-sand]

ran outta requests again so one last one for the night! Surprise! its not angst

...its still shidou though oops haha

#milgram #milgram fanart #shidou kirisaki #look i saw the pallete while doing the es one and was like “damn this colour on the pink looks like shidous hair colour” and boom. idea #some cute expressions instead of the angst from the last two self indulgent ones haha #next self indulgence will not be shidou i promise. mmmaybe #ok gonight milgramblr sandys goin to bed #sand speaks

[pink-mac]

Nu uh! You're in time out, so you don't get to chime in!

#Jessi speaks #LEGO monkie Kid #lmk #Monkie Kid #Monkie kid spoilers #monkie kid season 3 #Monkie Kid special #Six-eared Macaque #lmk Macaque #Liu er Mihou #lmk Sandy #lmk Pigsy #MK #Qi Xiaotian #Red Son #I swear #i laughed at this

[potatobugz]

Lego Monkie Kid... AU? Idea ? I had? here's this

#lego monkie kid #potatart #lmk #lmk sandy #sandy lmk #huntsman #lmk huntsman #huntsman lmk #lmk spoilers #OK ACTUAL EXPLANATION: au where the spirits of the spider demons lingered after lbd was defeated for some reason #i like... ghost... #normally theyre pretty much harmless in the waking world but huntsman finds a way 2 bitch at sandy while he sleeps #huntsman is hust. there. in his house #but their spirits in the waking world are also kind of like . brainless. like theu cant speak or anything #syntax and goliath & spider queen are there too :D!!!! #everyone gets their chance to shine :3 #u also cant touch the spirits in the waking world & vice versa. theyre like a very cold breeze #i havent written a description 4 a comic like this before sonplease let me knownif i should change anything 👍👍 #spider demon death #putting that rhere for tagging purposes as well u_u

[shewhoeatssand]

here is a picture of Kaneki standing! He looks like a smart boy, part of the upper-middle class, who goes to a quality school and will soon take up his father’s business. However, if you believe this, you are much deceived. He is in fact a BIG SCAM and none of the above is actually true. He is a dumb silly boy. He only makes 7 yen a day, 7 yen that is found on the side of the road as loose change, and he quit his prestigious schooling to invest in CANNIBALISM instead. The only truth you could divulge from this image is that he is the sort of person who would drink a lot of coffee. He is the reason behind the great Coffee Shortage of 2022

#kaneki ken #tokyo ghoul #shitposting #sandy speaks

[sarasanddollar]

I could’ve been so famous if I had graduated animation school in 2012 instead of [looks at writing on my hand] being a preteen with no social media

#detentionaire #the serpent #li ping #<- i stand by what i said. his name is jae #sanddollar speaks #sandy sketches #jae

[skasha362]

Hey

Hi

#sandy speaks

[ask-the-bottom-feeders]

SpongeBob and Sandy next year you two are going on an adventure to not only save Patrick,Mr. Krabs and Squidward but all of Bikini Bottom from a villainous plot but this adventure is going to lead to the surface to Texas.

Spongebob & Sandy: we are?

#everyone #sandy speaks #spongebob speaks

[frozenhi-chews]

Pancake and Starlo, the space desert couple

#starcake #rotten star #🌵💫 #the cake doth speak #i need to be Out in the desert #walking on its sandy and rocky terrain at night #gazing into the sky. watching the stars glitter across the dark expanse #the milky way. the galaxy right in front of me. just out of reach #but that doesnt matter. i have the whole terrain in front of me #mesas and plateus. massive rocky spires reaching for the stars #out here. im everything. i am part of the desert itself. not human nor animal. like ive dissolved the barrier between human and the stars #and the desert #nighttime does that to me. im no longer human. the barrier between it and the universe thins #i need fo become the stars. spacial and bright. flying fast over the rocky terrains of the desert i grew up in #a cosmic beast

[the-final-sif]

One of the fun things about my social media diet is I actually do use reddit, but it's almost exclusively for keeping up and sharing information on the Sandy Hook Defamation cases because everything that happens in those is batshit insane and some of the wildest legal shit you ever read about.

Case in point, the Texas plaintiffs had to actually file a motion for sanctions over how bad the most recent request for a new trial was. How bad was it? Well, a selection of my favorite parts of the request for sanctions (image ID in descriptions):

Like, this is the sort of shit you never expect to find in courts, and yet.

#sif speaks #sandy hook defamation trials #knowledge fight