#salesguys

[angermango]

do you think it was hardboiled after being in there

[inspired by this comic]

#kirby #hoshi no kaabii #customer service #nme salesman #salesguy #chilidog #wolfwrath #that comic occasionally flies by in my brain and I gigglesnort at it #an WHOLE EEG #i love how the dog is drawn in every panel of that it's just exactly dog guilty expressions #i haven't drawn this idjit in my icon for ages and forgot how easy and relaxing it can be #>>mango(t)art

[bonnielunkas]

i've been meaning to post this for a while tbh i just never did sorry

and uhhhh here's some bonus stuff 👍

first thing was like. the first drawing of susie n cs together i'd done in a while n the second one i did on my phone while at dinner at my aunt's the day before easter

#fun fact i own the spamton hawaiian shirt irl #kirby #kirby right back at ya #susie haltmann #nme salesguy #marx kirby #< since he's in the cabinet drawing #bonnie does art!!

[waybackwanderer]

www.salesguy.com89.wav Jan 2000 Archived Media File 📀 🔊

#salesguy #2000

[babysundoll]

This is from 2020. I was gonna post it but never did

#kirby #customer service #nme salesguy #nme salesman #kirby right back at ya #hoshi no kaabii #baldy #CONGRATULATIONS

[abutterflyobsession]

saw the shrink, petted a dog that was pouting because no one would give them blueberries, paid rent, bought a couch

after four years of having my own place I finally got a couch, it arrives Wednesday and it is blue. I went to a real store and talked to a salesperson and only just restrained myself from buying a very big, circular armchair . . . that's for next time

#a butterfly obsesses #no actually next time should be a dresser blah #if I won the lottery I'd buy two pieces of non-wallmart furniture at once #salesguy: first couch? did you just move in? #me: um I've been putting it off #salesguy: for a few months huh? #me: hahaha something like that . . .

[stricken-zero]

On another note, I would like to apologize to the Kirby fandom for what I have done. I made the NME Sales Guy wear a black sleeveless turtleneck

#kirby #hoshi no kaabii #nme salesguy #nme sales guy #kraby #kirby right back at ya #nme salesman #customer service

[francesderwent]

day 2 in the test-driving saga. went to the dealer to drive the 2022 version of my brother’s car. put the seat all the way forward and all the way down. couldn’t reach the pedals.

#I mean I could TOUCH the pedals with my tippy-toes #I drove it around for like ten minutes! #it drives beautifully!! #but my heel is not touching the floor in a million years #the salesguys all thought it was pretty funny #which to be fair #it was #I sat in some other cars on the lot and that one was by far the worst for some unknown reason #like……why #in which cate tells stories

[doggirling]

OHHHHH PHHHHHB PHHOOOHHOHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#OJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #NME SALESGUY ESCARGOON TIFF TUFF ALL IN OFFICIAL KIRBY ART DAWG I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS NOBODY GETS IT #MOOING

[bikwin5]

[obsidiancreates]

Rise/2012 crossover in either universe, but it'd be a lot funnier taking place in the Rise universe, where the boys who share voice actors with other characters across the shows have dream about what their shared VA characters are doing.

2012 Donnie wakes up every morning knowing what dumb shit Skinny Foot Guy is gonna pull and what that one rat/mouse guy is up to from Raph's Ride Along. Mikey always knows when Shelldon snuck out or secretly messed with stuff he was told not to, and also knows what that electric eel guy is up to. Leo only knows the- what was that guy, lizard?

If any villains came over too that means Tigercaw is plagued with dreams of Splints rewatching Lou Jitsu movies and it's driving him insane. He mumbled Hot Soup to himself once and almost cut his own tongue out in horror of it.

2012 Splinter has dreams about whatever Oruko Saki is doing as a freed spirit now, so probably just chilling with his daughter, and he finds these dreams both bittersweet and comforting. He finds the Senior Hueso dreams confusing however because they're filled with Restaurant Running and he doesn't know a single thing about that but suddenly he can recite Run of the Mill Pizza prices from memory.

Sometimes Donnie has a dream from that random Shoe Salesguy who showed up just to say Splints Teen Disguise worked in the Shoe Shack episode and all of them are just like "Dude why do so many people have your voice yet sound nothing like you, what's happening."

YES they use this to stop crimes sometimes and YES it also goes the other way around however the villains never dream any of the useful parts, because it's funnier this way, they only dream the annoying things.

"Hey, what's wrong." "I dreamt about being that weird turtle again, the new purple one." "What was it this time?" "Just more things exploding on me. As if I don't get enough of that!"

"Hey, New Blue. That uh Tiger Guy really hates you." "Yeah, I know." "He has a photo of you four that he throws darts at." "Okay." "He rants to your Shredder a lot while sitting in his lap." "Whate- WHAT"

2012 Splinter keeps trying to use this to see if he can make Hueso into a ninja. Not for any real reason, he just thinks it'd be funny and wants to be able to say "Ah, the pupil of my dreams."

#tmnt 2018 #tmnt 2012 #rottmnt #tmnt 2k12 #tmnt crossover

[mercyillustrator]

POV: Meanwhile with Sales guy watching the whole Destroya fighting each other like

I guess you can say this but what if that's part of the scene from KRBAY off camera. Where Salesguy watch the whole scene before King Dedede and Escargoon get to meet him in person before they got Tiff. SPOILERS AGAIN DESTROYA SHIP THAT WERE THREE has GSA knights, Sirica and Knuckle Joe also this is a worth of masterpiece that took the longest to have some references XDD

- 💠🎨Mercy🎨💠

#kirby #kirby right back at ya #hoshi no kirby #hoshi no kaabii #kirby of the stars #krbay #kirby kirby kirby #kirby anime #kirby animation #my pov #mercy illustrator #digital art #artists on tumblr #nme salesman #kirby series #kirby art #kirby fanart #mercy vids #my video #nintendo #kirby nintendo #hal laboratory #colored art #kirby memes #Destroya #animatic #anime art #kirby fandom #cartoon #digital aritst

[bonnielunkas]

welcome to kirby antagonist assistants anonymous!! ignore the two fighting. they actually ended up knowing each other somehow.

#i forgot to color some of susie's hair but it's 2:30 im not waiting for ibis to load rn. #kirby #susie haltmann #taranza #dark meta knight #escargoon #nme salesguy #AND IN COMES ESCARGOON W THE METAL CHAIR!!!!!

[jaxieus]

ive written this three times but tumblr keeps messing up and undoing all the writing i did :'(

but i wont let it discourage me! ive got a lot to say about the art i made even though its messy sketches on mspain(t) XD

i had been feeling burnt out and decided to draw comfort characters ( some that ive not drawn in a long time or have acknowledged but never drew before) and the carebears is a franchise thats been with me for so long i made a whole painting for class about it!

i made a list and with utter shock i realized that i basically bacame my owm worts enemy! the list grew so much (and is still growing :')) and i only drew a few characters so far

i know ill render these soon but the others will take a while

(but im really concerned about how im gonna tag this without being obnoxious 🥲)

i have like alot to say about these characters i drew because they mean so much to me and i never really could delve into them at school.

theres more i want to say and its under the cut! :D

so this is gonna get a lil personal but hopefully not too much to the point its boring ,:)

the first character i want to talk about is Ursula. i remember when i was younger being increadibly infatuated with her. i would draw her whenever i could. on chalkboards, the wall, i made paper cut-out of her and digitally drew her on ms paint! she was the first character that a had a desire to be close to in a way. a character albeit evil felt comforting and till this day make me tear up from how beautiful her design is! Ursula was the first female character i felt a strong aesthetic attraction to. (im just kinda a sucker for powerful women)

so i made sure to stay true to her design by keeping her body type and tentacles. basically just switching her hands and head to the carebears design (im still deciding whether or not to keep her hair)

second has to be Rosalina. she really made me accept and realize that i did have an attraction to the same sex ':) i loved playing as her in smash bros, listening/watching her story in galaxy. i never really 'got' the whole thing but reflecting and growing as a person did make me realize that not just fictional men look great but women too!

her design is based on the carebear cousins because the main thing was the mane! you dont really see a bear with a long loc covering its eye so having her different from the others i think gives good variety

third King Candy. oka y i recently feel back inlove with him! mostly because of @/ blackthewolf17's drawings of him!! and that made me rewatch the movie and wow! i remember liking his character a while back but i never really appreciated his as a villain! watching the movie and seeing the art made me remember the discussions i had with my fam about liking him and them not really understanding. (its kinda a running theme with a lot of the characters i like)

i wanted the characters the pop out and look recognizable. i kept the crown and collar. his belly badge is a paper covering his original badge! this one shows the crown and a few bits of candy. (leaning into the fact that he doesnt belong)

next is NME SalesGuy for Four. (such a clever name) this dude is literally a character that i was shocked by his stature! i mean what did i expect? falling for a dude that exudes tall energy but is literally a short king! this dude was there during some cool family times while watching right back at ya!

while looking for references, i found i cb comic and i loved how their legs looked. it wasnt bent like the originals on the cards and i thought they looked really goofy! so i went with that with the design becasue he just doesnt really fit with everyone elses stlye

fifth Rick Sanchez. man, this old man. has been with me through a lot. i saw a poster if the show before it premiered and two years after, i watched it and ive obsessed over him so much i made people watch Rick and Morty so i could talk with them about it. R&M really got me back onto tumblr because it was my entire personality since the show was at its peak and after. (old men tsk tsk) i made OCs Self inserts and played the mobile game. i literally memorized episodes to recite as i went to sleep. and analyzed frames of my fave episode to get better at animation!

i gave Rick clothes because i wanted him to have some flair. iconic elements of him is his tousled hair, coat and alcohol. (hes drinking 'happy juice')

Sixth is Coach Brunt. a girlboss of a villain! she took care of and orphan and made her feel like she was her own! shes determined, strong, fierce, fit, has a great voice, money, and kind. what more could a girl ask for?? this was another character that i had seen while watching CS with the fam. (still havent completed it tho)

i did break the rule and give her a tuft of hair also ':/ but i like her BB i gave her.

its a paw punching a heart (maybe too violent)

Seventh is Johan liebert. i really loved this dude. the series just made me think more about human nature and nurture. i met some cool people becasue of this dude. Johan in a way made me cope with the problems that happened in my life. he really was the character that i also found out i was ace+aro. i just loved drawing him. filling pages of my sketchbook and centering english papers based around him and the lessons i learned from seeing the bad in his character and how people might turnout to be similar and how it can be a problem. (idk if it made sense, but i learned to appreciate humanity more and not be so headstrong and become blinded by my views. but also learning that its good for people to know whats coming for the people that wronged you)

Johans BB is painted on white, so you wouldnt be able to see what he is all about :)

theres is so much already but eighth is Senpai. this Fker is my worst enemy, just like all the characters i drew soo much of this guy that i thought i was gonna go crazy, there was a pang in my chest when the drawings looked like trash. he was the character that made me want to get better at art and engage more with people. i made a fnf OC to be this dudes father. (it was some of the most wholesome thing i ever drew)

Senpai has a more basic design. he also has his identifying elements like the backpack and mic

ninth is Saul. my bbg. it started with the character but sadlt turned into a full obsession over Bob Odenkirk and finding all of his shows and movies that he directed of acted in. thankfully im not deep into it anymore. but when i regularly used instagram, you could see the decent into madness for him. i made animations and really detailed fanart. if Sen got me to draw my fave better, Bob made me attempt to perfect it.

his design sadly is my weakest. i wanted to add some fake hair on him. but im sure you can see that i got lazy. a few weeks ago i made versions of the BRBA&BCS cast as Geronimo Stilton characters and (sad excusee) but i didnt want to put more into the design because i became drained from looking at the growing list D;<

his BB is based on themis :)

tenth is Big Jack Horner. i love this man. i ironically said "he was the hottest character in the movie" on my third watch and man i actually believed it on the way out of the theatre. i wanted to see if anyone liked him like i did and to my surprise people did! this dude has such a great bod, voice, attitude and like many of the characters i like i ask, "is there any proof of death? i dont think so".

i havent drawn him in months and i dont like that i havents so he was the first bear i drew. his BB is a pie but i think ill add his insignia or have him draw on it like Oopsie bear to fit his situation.

like maybe something silly like a frowning face on his BB

im going to put eleven and twelve together because both play a similar role. my two men of science. ive only recently started to like Medic and Scudworth. these two bring such a great jot to me just like all to kooky men i like as well.

sadly, they both look the same, the only thing differentiating them is the glasses. i love their voices and design.

i ahve yet to give Scudsy his own BB tho.

last thing i want to say is why i chose carebears as the main style.

the franchise has been with me since i can even remember or at least before i could comprehend what it was. i remember seeining either oopsie or good luck bear plush at a carnival and i really wanted it but it was closing and i mean it was probably bigger than me so i couldnt get it and it became an obsession of mine! i loved green and a already had a few at home whats one more? so i tried to drop hints at my mom. well as good as a 5-7 yr old could do with drawings.

theres a lot more to say but i might go one for so long it wont fit here!

this was very long and if you read it thank you very much! im glad i got to comfortably speak my mind (well write it) in my own way that did have structure but felt more personal and less embarrassing that my english teacher asking me to write something about myself and my life. or my Art teacher saying i have the freedom to create something but then talk about it with in a time span because im not the only one that has something good to say about their art.

im not sure if all of it was understandable and might've been really unnecessary but im glad either way.

#fanart #illustration #jack horner #jax23 #sketches #bob odenkirk #ursula #nme salesman #king candy #saul goodman #senpai fanart #fnf senpai #johan #principal scudworth #cinnamon j scudworth #tf2 medic #coach brunt #rick and morty #rick sanchez #care bears #long post #sorry to anyone who reads this #but i feel so passionate about this #ms paint #my art #johan liebert

[shadowmaat]

Small god of engineering miracles

There's a scene in S2 of Good Omens where Aziraphale borrows someone's mobile to make a call and does so by asking the phone nicely to do it.

All I could think of is the scene in Star Trek IV where Scotty tries to talk to an "ancient" computer by picking up the mouse and going "hello, computer!"

Obviously it didn't work. But imagine if it did. Imagine the reaction of the salesguy when some random weirdo comes in and talks to a computer and it answers him.

That alone would be funny enough, but then the hamster wheel in my head started spinning.

So now imagine that in some future time, Scotty is Known to some machine consciousness. He's considered a Friend of Machines. Maybe even factor in all that time he spent trapped in the transporter buffer for how this came to be. Add in some "quantum computing" thingamajig that sends ripples up and down the timeline. 99% of the time it isn't relevant because Scotty, as he's "known" in the future, doesn't exist yet.

But then you send that Scotty back in time to 1986. He walks into a computer store, picks up a mouse, and says "hello, computer!"

A lot of handwavy stuff happens and this desktop computer, existing centuries before Scotty was even born, suddenly gains enough quantum contamination (wave your hands harder) and realizes this is Montgomery Scott. I need to help him. And so the words appear on the screen:

Hello, Mr. Scott. How may I help you?

Cue the salesguy's jaw hitting the floor as Scotty happily chats with the computer that absolutely should not work that way.

Anyway, I know there's a billion reasons why it couldn't work (and I understand it was important for things to play out the way they did in Voyage Home) but I still find the idea vastly amusing.

[emphasisonthehomo]

The piece of shit salesguy finally got caught in too big of a lie and got fired!

#aron's opinonion #🎉 #ABOUT DAMN TIME

[mousemilf]

i test drove an outback today and while it was pretty nice it doesnt even compare to my one true love the forester. the salesguy said the ones im looking for last like a week in the lot though so i guess i will just be checking online every day for hot single foresters in my area.

#ic