#sakura's used to it tho

[x-emeraldsky-x]

Sakura: *sitting quietly on her bed, reviewing some paperwork and drinking a coffee*

Naruto: *opens the window and crawls inside* Hey Sakura! Can I borrow some eggs? Shikadai's over and I forgot to buy some

Sakura: Sure, you know where they are

Naruto: *walks out of the room* Thanks! Oh, Lee's here too by the way

Rock Lee: *walks in when Naruto leaves* Hey, are you still down for training Aiko this afternoon?

Sakura: Of course I am. Is Metal joining as well?

Lee: No, he's in Suna with Gaara this month. Remember?

Sakura: Ohh, right right. Sorry

Lee: It's all good. See you at 3!

Sakura: Seeya then! *takes a sip of coffee, watching Lee walk out*

Temari: *appears at the windowsill* Morning, Sakura!

Sakura: Right on cue

Sasuke: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.

#sakura uchiha #uchiha sakura #sakura haruno #haruno sakura #sasuke uchiha #uchiha sasuke #sakura x sasuke #sakusasu #sasusaku #uzumaki naruto #rock lee #temari nara #leegaa #naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto next gen #they all get a day off and decide “it's time to annoy sakura” #sakura's used to it tho

[godisasimp]

Kaslana family

Grandparents

Parents

Kids

Aunt

#this family tree is getting complicated #just letting you know that Sakura (CE) is technically the grandma but i can only use 10 pics (fuck Tumblr am i right ?) #technically kevin is like ancestor but uh fuck that he's grandpa that's enough #also if we take the non main story canon version of him he's also the uncle #but i honestly think that for our sake we'll ignore that #also technically Hare is Cecilia's kid since she was born from her stigma but like that's a bit more complicated #so she's just the weird one out of the kids #i think the Kaslana should chill with the kids tho that's getting absurd #they started with one and ended with five #honkai impact #honkaiposting #honkaimpact3rd #herrscher of the void #honkai kevin #honkai kiana #honkai durandal #theresa apocalypse #kallen kaslana

[racmune]

witch pauling n catboy scout based on this art by @selinaeagle :3c its too cute not to draw myselfff

#tf2 #tf2 scout #miss pauling #scoutpauling #team fortress 2 #racmune art #yee sorry its not really ''finished'' its already 5 am here and im too tired to go thru the whole coloring process O_O #i need to draw more scoutpauling WHAT HAPPENED 2 ME. I USED TO BE SCOUTPAULING GUY #im still scoutpauling guy but less so imo #*sakura katana chan voice*i need to become stronger #holup imma stay up to 6 am and try to make a full scoutpauling art #if were being real tho thatll take until 8 am AT LEEEEAAST #fuck my stupid baka life

[mayoiayasep]

since trial 2 is over now (oh god) i think i'll ask this again

#im curious about this again #milgram #milgram project #haruka sakura #sakurai haruka #tbh. ngl i kinda hope its bad. like i didnt want him to be voted unforgiven so i hope they make us hurt about it. gah #i dont want him to die tho. /that/ would make me inconsolable i fear

[mars-ipan]

danganronpa is so fucking crazy bc it’s like “hi. this is a game series with a fucking amazing premise. unfortunately the writing sucks and is bad and you will spend half the time going ‘eugh why did they write that’ but you will play the whole thing anyways and get attached to your favorite characters and cry when they inevitably die. also it is filled with romance subplots that will stay in your brain forever” HUH??????

#marzi speaks #like. dr sucks but i like it. #but it sucks #but then like. there’s just??? so much in-depth romance and it makes me want to cry??? #like. like. thh. asahina + sakura (so sorry lesbians i do not know their ship name). they are so cute and then they are so tragic #and ishimondo. GODDDDD ishimondo. you get to go ‘oh HELL yeah’ for a chapter and then they make you HURT #even like. makoto w/sayaka. start of the betrayal girlfriend trend. love it #and even toko and togami are interesting!!! like they will not date and should not date but they are fascinating #and then sdr2. do not get me STARTED on komahina what sort of psychosexual freudian bullshit are they on i will never know #but there’s also like. hinanami who r SO good. and mahiru and hiyoko who. tbh i wish they were handled better but still #fuyupeko. they make me crazy. and their parallels to akane and nekomaru. aaaa #SONDAM oh my goddd. they’re so #i may not be a v3 fan but they DID give us a lesbian love triangle and i do have to thank them for that #also the best polycule in the world in the form of the workout trio #kokichi i don’t like. but i DO like his little crush on shuichi even if i think it’s one-sided #kiibouruma will forever be real to me tho. world’s worst polycule. for balance #anyways why does dr have so many good romance plots. they’re so. why are those so good #AND WHY ARE LIKE HALF OF THEM QUEER. WHY DOES THE HOMOPHOBIA GAME HAVE SO MUCH QUEER CODING #idk i’m insane. <3 i’m a little crazy. komahina what the hell even are you….

[icantalk710]

🤔

#i was walking to get a haircut earlier and i'm pretty sure i saw the guy i went on a date with back in June #i think we made eye contact and he was mouthing something? couldnt tell what or if it was a hi... #i was kinda in my own world with music and being on the phone so since i wasn't expecting to see him it took a min to register lol #walked up the block some thinking 'that was just Taylor right?' then turned around but dont think he did #it was one date but it was a really nice one and i've thought about him here/there #he wanted us to still be friends and i said i'd like that but he hasnt reached out--tho i did see him viewing my IG story recently #wondering if i should message him wondering if it actually was him but hmmm... iunno lol #has been kind of on mind since though #ore no inochi #reminds me i probably should get back to rewatching cardcaptor sakura which he got me doing lol #but for us now living in the same neighborhood for about 6 months i'm surprised we've only now possibly bumped into each other lil #*lol #[...i don't think i ever ate the ben & jerrys ice cream i bought at a bodega with him lol]

[kiwisandpearls]

I really really really wanna draw fanart of yae miko, yae sakura, and tingyun together

#talk away ⌞🍵🍋 �� #or #the fox trio #as I like to refer to them #I got a new drawing tablet during christmas #I think I’ll use that instead of my ipad this time #still gonna have to find out how to upload my art to my ipad to post in tho #maybe I could just log into my tumblr on my computer? #Idk #honkai impact #genshin impact #honkai star rail #yae sakura #yae miko #tingyun hsr

[rose-lalondde]

THIS JUST IN, SAKURA TOP 3

#ik what i said but if she did get 1st im never shutting up about that #god top 3 is crazy #i wanna know who is voting for minato its ok i don't bite #so proud of us tho!!! #sakura haruno #naruto

[luciality]

iggypan established relationship aka 📽️📽️📽️📽️📽️ literally everything i want in life

#shut up luci #delete later #yeas i use sakura as my self insert sometimes. who cares. shes just like me fr #shes so politegirl. maybe even shygirl. and she is passionate but keeps a lot of her interests close to her chest bc shes a lil shamegirl #she is chatty online tho. much like myself. easily embarrassed but doesnt blush ab it. can read 18+ djs with a straight face. #reads manga in public with a cover to avoid most embarrassing behavior #waitttt. u know who else is just like me. mami from the clothes i want to wear #anyway i am so -_- until i am not then i am >_< and sometimes even ^_^ #much like. my bbygrl sakura who is just like me fr #closeted otaku vibes lets be so fr she does nawt want ppl thinking shes an otaku. she likes bl a normal amount shes not a fujoshi pls believ #girl who is so normal. girl who wants everyone to think shes so normal. girl who dresses up and gets scared coworkers will see like this #girl who keeps her professional life and personal life seperate. girl who keeps her personal life and personal life seperate. #wanting to be seen as so normal vs wanting to experience joy by being my weirdo self

[forumjutsu]

Tell me it was adaptated by a man without telling me it was adapted by a man

Really? Cleaning in the kitchen?

#women use their hands for washing the dishes #thats why they have them #and to give handjobs #seriously tho #naruto #sasuke retsuden #haruno sakura #sakura haruno #sakura #retsuden #feminism #society evolves but women remain on the kitchen lol

[snapdragons-sunshine]

tale as old as time.

It starts in fragments, like the breaking of a mirror.

I know because I was there, because I witnessed it. In some of my stories I called it a meteorite, like I told the Blue when she came seeking the secrets of the whispered word; and in others I called it the flood (the Great Flood, even – though that one was never truly my idea in the first place).

In yet others – the ones I tell in private at His wishes – to the residents of the old closet room under the stairs, I talk about it like it is melting ice, for it resonates with them: little Enid Hauke, who wants to believe that things can melt away and be reborn anew, and the Child, who wants to believe that old things are enduring and will one day return to how they used to be.

Sol is the only one to whom I tell no stories, and that is because he knows all the endings by now.

I do not know the endings.

I think I did once, for else I could not tell these stories, but that was long ago, in a dream that was idly forgotten in the passage of time, and maybe if I cared I could remember it, but I don’t and so I won’t.

We were green once – he tells me this, and maybe I could believe him if I didn’t see the Dark on him, see how little time he has left, she has left, they have left, they all have left, and I try to reach out and touch it, to stop that clock, but it’s as He told me – I cannot, and then he looks at me and says,

“Why are you reaching for my face like that?”

– and I cannot find breath to reply, for I have no heart.

That is the first law of storytelling.

The second is, you must have a heart to tell a story properly.

A heart is a special thing – a treasured commodity. Everyone wants one, but no one can hold onto one for long – like rain water, or slim particles of sand, a heart slips through one’s fingers and is gone.

He talks of hearts – the ash on his skin means that he wants one, but cannot find it, and so he comes to me and asks but I am merely a story-teller in my name and my life, and if it is not a tale humans want to hear I cannot answer him.

Not like I want to.

There are other uses of hearts – Sol talks about them to me sometimes, when he thinks I am not listening, but like the cursed bloodline I am always listening, even when it hurts to hear, even when I am not meant to hear. I have no heart, and yet there is an ache – I think Enid would call it ‘hurt’ if I were her – to hear Sol talk about things that he does not understand, that he perhaps will never truly understand.

I knew a boy who did that once, and he’s gone now.

Oftentimes, in the gentle light upon the rooftop, before the moon rises, I stand and I look up at the sky and I think that maybe Sol is gone, too – that he has gone on farther than I ever can, and then I feel alone, in the quiet settling of the night.

I am meant to be alone, though, and that’s okay.

That is the final law of storytelling.

#my writing #this is what happens when i write jshk shorts and then change the names btw #i get Possessed by this ethereal writing bug #it only comes when i write bsd or jshk tho #this was sakura's pov in the original #but sol and enid and the Child are all my own design tbh #i used this short for a writing course but it's still one of my favourites #tho i feel it hits diff as the fanfic form

[jonphaedrus]

in case you're wondering what im getting into these days, the answer is mechanical keyboards, and this was initially as a disability support mobility aid type thing because my fingers are really fucked up, but now im actually unironically getting into them and let me tell you: never do that. mechanical keyboards are a mistake. if you want a mechanical keyboard go to someone you know who is into mechanical keyboards and make them build you one or pick the ideal one for you and then never, ever do any research into it do not spend your money on this get someone else to do it for you and pay them to do it because i guarantee they'll say yes

#do not ask me about my switches. #dont. #do not. #im getting 39g linear sakuras from akko bc i want to test the lower actuation force #but im honestly seriously considering swapping to tactiles after using tactile lavender 40g for a few days #and getting 36g actuation tactiles bc they should be low enough to not hurt my hands #and im back in my 43g clear linears and like #its not even about the sound its about knowing how little i have to press my keys. #.....sound is nice also tho. #lowkey like the sound also #thock. #thonk. #help.

[dentist-brainsurgeon]

Got to play it again woohoo

#asked the Shamisen discord folks if it eas possible to play laying in bed and it is! #tho can't really use the bachi which is fine bc I'll just relearn how to hold it again later #I tried playing my Shamisen about a week ago sitting down but I'm still kinda weak so the session didn't last long #but this time around I played for about an hour and re-memorized Sakura Sakura #next time I'll play it faster

[starsandskies]

Are Spaniards white? And Italians?

Jesusito de mi vida, ¿por qué a mí?

No, we're all actually from Pluto, and our only purpose here is to confuse you with our skin tone.

#I'm sorry if this is a genuine question tho but I'm not quora lol #go and use google anon pls #or just simply stop worrying about this kind of shit #i don't even need you to tell me where you're from lol fgjk #gracias sakura me copié lo de pluto xdd #NOT SPANIARDS PLS #WE'RE SPANISH

[jayt23]

Did a Fates-inspired run for my attempt on hard/classic once I realized that the amount of Royals+Retainers is the exact same for Fates and Engage and killed off pretty much any potential Kagetsu had when I made the Ivy Trio into the Leo trio (idrk y people compare her to Camilla when she's much more similar to Leo but whatev). So Odin!Kagetsu with his abysmal 15% magic growth seemed like a great idea...

Now he's one of the six units who I always employ cuz I can just give him Soren and put him in an enemy group knowing he's just gonna dodgetank

#fire emblem #fire emblem engage #fire emblem ivy #fire emblem kagetsu #fire emblem fates #if youre wondering about the other royals i have #camilla!hortensia #hinoka!timerra #elise!fogado #sakura!alcryst #xander!diamant #who sucks so bad i cant even use him #ryoma!alfred #same for him #he just keeps dying #takumi!Céline #sage kagetsu go wrooom tho

[akumanoken]

It was as he expected. A guest of the queen, and one of his standing, should have no business as a wallflower and keeping away from the guests, even if he was talking with one at the moment. It was part of the reason this season was so prejudged. He could see how he was, once again, a showpiece to be displayed and to impress upon. He had no true designs on the season... merely to observe... to wait for someone to prove him wrong, but if that shy violet was any indication it just may be as he thought.

All the same, with a drink in hand, he decided to weave around the more outgoing guests and be pulled into whatever conversation the lords and ladies of this ballroom would grant him access.

Perhaps he should restart this affair with a more open mind... he was not under his father's designs anymore. He should enjoy this time away from home, even in this strange ritual.

#v: regency #Sakura coming out like what is this mess because he's so used to what his father does be real tho #he'll most likely apologize for putting all that on Tiff later #here's hoping he does find some enjoyment in the season #drabble