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jasperthejester · 9 months
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curt: hey owen wanna know how to start a conversation with a glass of water?
owen: a glass of water is not a thing capable of understanding words. and even if it did it’s a glass of water, how would it respond?!
curt:
curt: water you doing?
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mythuzalasheir3 · 10 months
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Owen: *knocks on Curt’s door* HEY CURT I’M GOING TO CUT SOMEONE’S EYE OUT. WANNA COME WATCH?
Curt: *Opens the door*
Curt: Good times.
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🥰🥰🥰 spies 🥰🥰🥰
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rando360ina03 · 7 months
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Enid's Daily Life! PT.5
Enid: *tear full eyes*
Wednesday: MI amour! What happend?
Enid nodding her head 'no'
Wednesday: You know I will find out one way or other so pls mi amour
Enid: mo-mom told me that I deserved these ugly scars......
Tears start falling down Enids eyes as she hugged Wednesday
Wednesday: shhh
Wednesday: no no Enid. You are not at fault because it wasn't your fault, your a hero for nevermore and to me.
Enid:
Enid: do you think it was better if I died?
Wednesday pulls away from Enid to look at her teary eyes,
Wednesday: no,no,no,no mi amour pls don't say such words no pls. No you could never deserve such fait your m-my knife to my stone. I could never live without you!
Wednesday:
Enid:
Wednesday: your not to balme for your face mi amour so. Porfavor no te mueres te amo.
Enid looks up to see Wednesday's eyes filled with tears. Enid hugs Wednesday as she lightly sobs into her arms
Enid: I'm sorry my babycakes, I won't leave as long as your here and mine I won't okay? I promise
As both girls started to shead tears as they hugged eachother passionately.
Enid: sorry you had to comfort me like that ik it's not your things wens
Wednesday simply nod asthe hold eachother
(A old draft I didn't. Other to fix up :p )
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Barb: *seductively takes off her glasses*  Barb: Wow...  Tatiana: *blushes* Haha... what?  Barb: You're really fucking blurry! Tatiana: Put your glasses back on!
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ryoko-akari · 2 months
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Curtwen Thoughts are plaguing me nonstop, specifically something silly about vocabulary differences they might have from being on two different sides of the pond. So here's a compilation of silly quotes I came up with inspired by conversations I've had as an American with my Scottish pals.
"Pass me the torch love"
"The what, Owen we're not in a cave!"
"Im well aware, but it's dark so pass the torch"
"What the hell is a torch?!"
"The metal thing in your hand!"
"You could just say flashlight!"
"No I wouldn't because that is clearly a torch!"
"You Americans driving on the wrong side of the road"
"No we drive on the right side, you Brits screwed it up"
"The rest of the world disagrees with you"
"Well the rest of the world is objectively wrong!"
"Looks like it'll be 15 degrees Celcius when we arrive tomorrow"
"Wanna run that by me again in freedom units?"
"This'll be over the top so don't forget your braces love"
"My what?"
"Your braces?"
"Owe, it's an uber fancy ballroom dance, the only thing I can think of for braces are pads and I don't plan on getting in a fight tonight"
"Braces Curt! You know, to keep your trousers up!"
"ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY SUSPENDERS-"
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Curt: So… are we flirting right now?
Owen: I am literally stabbing you
Curt: That doesn’t answer my question
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angyllxblues · 4 months
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Safina: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Nel: The cow??? Safina: What? Rook: Nel, W H Y?
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liveshauntedmoved · 2 years
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Storm: Always the goddam babysitter!
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gentlemen-of-lies · 3 years
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Curt: Fuck me if I’m wrong but two plus two equals four ;)
Owen:
Curt:
Curt: Wait shit hang on I did it wrong.
Owen: Yeah you did ;)
Curt:
Curt: OH-
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skylarksof · 4 years
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Owen: I’m going to take you out.
Curt: It’s a date.
Owen: I meant that as a threat!
Curt: See you at six.
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owencarvourmega · 4 years
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Curt: so, are you ready to commit?
Owen: ..like a crime or to a relationship?
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Tati: Owen is homophobic.
Cynthia: Elaborate.
Tati: I'm gay and he is inconveniencing me.
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alexanderdistortion · 4 years
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Owen: Swallowing glass just to stay pure...
Curt: If you put your name and my name together, you get mAy-o-nAise! also please don't swallow glass
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sweetlycharlotte · 2 years
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Curt, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahaha.
Owen: Do you think other people can’t hear you?
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Barb: *pointing* May I sit there?
Tatiana: That's my lap.
Barb: That doesn't answer my question.
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