#ruuuuuude

[blueberry-boyfriends]

I feel like my uterus can sense I’m trying to get rid of it bc now suddenly for the first time in years I’m getting period pain and spotting

#ruuuuuude #my back though 😭😭😭 #and my underwear 😭😭😭😭

[thekidsare-not-alright]

you have GOT to be kidding me, tomorrow is the Only day I don't have class in the morning so my first class tomorrow starts 20 minutes before fob goes on. smh can't believe time zones are transphobic :/

not to mention I have another, equally long class (75 minutes) right after so I'll miss the entire show. and just the show.

#fall out boy #RUuuuuude #:( #there's no way for me to secretly listen either it's not a class I can do that in #and then the one immediately after that is even harder cause it's speaking based soo not really gonna be able to watch fob thenNn #I will update for tshirts if I find that stuffs #idk #I didn't see anything for japan cause I think it wasn't an official leg or whatever #of Tourdust #TM

[boraxquinn]

Bora: so who DIDNT go to see Harry Styles last night and why didn’t you take me??? 🤔

#b;talks #ruuuuuude

[idreamofticklehugs]

You're welcome 😌💅🏾

-gigglesis

@gigglesis you shush!!!

#Switch friend #ruuuuuude #tickle tease #tickle fight

[subsequentibis]

when i overcome the freeze & fawn reaction. then u will learn

#ignore me #people at work are so fucking ruuuuuude and i sit there and take it???? WHY

[deadratinhotcar]

Caring ab people is scary bc what if u do something and they just don’t love u anymore???? What if u make them mad and they leave forever????? What if they just figure out they don’t care about u as much as they thought????? Or if they find someone who they care about more?????? Or what if it turns out u never really knew them??? That they end up being much more sinister than u give them credit for???? Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew brain is evil evil evil evil I hate it but I refuse to let myself cut myself off from it because when my brain is quiet, it feels good, it feels happy and I deserve that but my trauma just makes it so. fucking. hard.

#is this that dependent personality fuckin w me??? anxiety???? any of the other various shit I have??? probably all #ptsd is ruuuuuude

[rosicheeks]

I would love to come up behind you grope your titties, once those nipples are hard I'll bend you over slide your panties to the side and slide my dick in your wet pussy

Bad bad bad I told you NOT to get me horny 😤

#like how fucking ruuuuuude #but also thinking about someone bending me over and eating me out before fucking me #like kdksnskdnidjd #I really need someone to eat me out ngl #my pussy is throbbing just at the thought 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 #I have so many different scenarios going through my head right now #but I’m not going to write them out cause that’s just gonna make me incredibly needyyyy and frustrated lol #so no bad rosie no #ask #anon

[iamvegorott]

Here she is!

https://fischyplier.tumblr.com/post/687054847778947072/i-added-the-last-gif-as-a-request-by-two-lovely

1 ) PRETTY

2 ) THE WAY HE WIPED HIS MOUTH OFF XD

#weirdmixofweirdness #fucking ruuuuuude XD

[red-hemlock]

Senja tosses something for River to catch. It's one of those round button pins, red with "Menace to Society" on it in black. "I saw it and thought of you!" she said brightly.

@bluefeathrs

The gift is excitedly caught, maybe a bit eagerly so. But once that little button is flipped-over and she gets a good gander at what it says, a real... Rainbow of expressions cross her face at once.

"Oh-... Darling, you shouldn't have!" River seems to settle on 'pleased' though, returning the cheery demeanor as it's pinned at her chest.

"You know my style so well, I'll definitely wear this with pride! One good gift deserves another though, so I'll make sure to return this in kind."

#bluefeathrs #River: “Haha ur so funny Sen.” #River: “But there's only room for one prankster queen in this town.” >:3c #(RUUUUUUDE. xDD Senja starting the battle of the buttons over here wow.)

[5ivebyfive]

FMK Becky G, Naomi Scott, and Ella Balinska

RUDE. I MEAN.

Okay.

Hm.

F:

M: (if she weren't married, otherwise swap her and becks)

K:

(I'M SO SORRY ELLA I LOVE YOU) (plus i don't think i could kill her before she killed me)

#why you gotta be so ruuuuuude #rose does asks #ask meme tag #about rose

[transingsomeformers]

something thats been eating at my mind to write/draw but if my boy hotrod/rodimus guest appeared in rescue bots this is whats been swimming around in my brain a while rambles down below

he wouldnt be like the main main focus hed be a guest star ofc

a new bot shows up on the island in vehicle form at first, but thats not really subtle cause hes a racecar and everybody is like "whats a racecar doing by this lake?" one that nobody super recognizes at first glance except fr salvage and blurr.

and blurr starts getting ecstatic when the bot transforms and its hot rod! (studio applause) and while blurr is going a lil nuts with excitement salvage fills them in that hes an old racer from velocitron and blurr is all like

"dude, hes not just 'an old racer' hes one of the greatest racers velocitron has ever seen!!!" and he starts infodumping abt him and in the back of his mind heatwave is like "greaaat another bot who doesnt think before he acts we gotta deal with" so they all go and approach him to find out what hes doing there

and blurr is really excited cause he thinks hot rod is so freaking cool and they can race and he can show hot rod his moves but hes not there on any kind of autobot business or even for racing much to everyones surprise.

hes only there to go fishing.

hes on vacation and been really excited for his fishing trip that hes been planning especially on a bot friendly island and by god hes looking to catch himself a real prize to brag about to the boys back home.

chief burns perks up at this, and its about time for the burn's annual fishing trip so they kinda end up combining the two trips. hot rods down for any good spots, and the others (mainly heatwave) wanna keep an eye on him

so the next day they all get ready and they go on the burn's trip first and are out to sea.

Salvage wants to try out something hes been working on around their spot and he stays on shore

Blurr is disappointed that hotrod isnt there to race but hes not passing up an opportunity to hang out with hot rod so he offers to go out with them on the water even tho he couldnt care less about fish. and maybe he can talk him into a small match later. Salvage kinda warns him not to get his hopes up, and that maybe he should take time to talk about other things with him. (blurr kind of blows him off tho which ruuuuuude!!! be nice!!!)

They get out on the water and everyone else is rlly casual and hit it off with hotrod p well. the burns family exchange stories with him, he talks about the states hes visited with some friends of his on earth. and ofc the conversation circles back around to the different fish hes caught chase questions if he has the proper liscenses for that. to which hotrod pulls up copies of some fr the different states he been in (all of them have the last name witwicky on them ;) ) all in all everyone is having a good time

everyone but blurr. he was hoping that maybe he could get some tips on racing, or anything to do with racing at all while theyre out there but hot rod's just really passionate about this trout he caught out in oregon and its driving him nuts. he ends up moping about it and just goes back to shore with blades cause he forgot his little hat and its just not the same without it.

They get back to the shore and salvage asks how its going and blades is like "Oh its great! turns out he speaks a bit of pirate too!" and stuff and blurr is sarchastically like "yeah its greaaaat" and they both kinda give him a look.

salvage is like "i take it hes not quite what you thought hed be like huh" and blurr is just "HE ONLY CARES ABOUT FISH. im never gonna be friends with him at this rate, hotrod is nothing like i thought he would be. im just gonna go back to hq"

and blades nd salvage just kind of look at each other and blades blades laughs a lil bit and blurrs a little peeved hes laughing but then they all get to talking a bit cause this reminds blades of when he was first getting to know bumblebee after their first meeting and he tells blurr a bit about it cause it was a bit awkward fr a while

blades had some ideas fr how exactly it was gonna be with bee and bee while he was enjoying hanging out just kinda asked him

"Do you want to be friends with me, or just the idea of me?"

and it made him stop and reevaluate things a little. ultimatley fr the better cause that kinda helped blades to take bee off the pedestal he had him on and just start really connecting with him just as he was.

and blades asks blurr if he was actually looking to be friends with hotrod or just the idea of how theyd be in his head and blurr kinda sits on that fr a bit without really saying anything

and salvage talks abt the time he and blurr first met a long lonnnng time ago and that the first impressions they had of each other weren't the best admittently and that salvage thought he really didnt have much in common with blurr but one day after they got to talking and racing came up in the convo and salvage saw a lot of the passion he had about it and it reminded him about a lot of his own passion for creating/inventing, he tells him that maybe you just need to give it some time and ask him about his other interests as well. really engage with him on it.

blades finally remembers he was there to grab his hat so he does and hes about to head back to the boat and blurrs like "wait, let me come back with you" and he gives it another chance

and it ends up working out. he asks him some more about his previous travels and they all start fishing again and the competitiveness rlly comes out in hotrod cause hes determined to catch the most and the biggest fish out of everyone on the trip now and blurrs trying to beat him and shenannigeans and hijinks ensue but they end up really connecting after that.

soon they get back to shore and everyone goes back to hq and theyre having fun and chatting late into the night hot rod decides he wants to take a quick ride around the island and he gets the ok and he asks blurr if he wants to join him!!!

blurrs really excited cause this is what he orignally wanted and was waiting for...but...

he turns him down, theyre hanging out again tommorrow anyway gotta make sure hes ready and all that and htos rods like "cant argue with that see ya tommorrow" and heads out

blurr goes down to where salvage is and just kinda watches as hes working on his projects and blurrs like "so uh... that thing you were workin on today... I didnt get the chance to see it in action..." and salvage glances over at him fr a second and then he smiles and they get to really chatting and talking abt it

and the first moral of this story is don't put people on a pedestal, take time to get to know them for who they are

but the second and most important moral is that there should be rodimus fishing memes

thats all i got rn

and reading this back this feels more like a bad my little pony plotline but yknow what that is ok.

friendship IS magic and the fish ARE biting

#tfrb #transformers rescue bots #rescue bots #rodimus #tfrb salvage #tfrb blurr #tfrb blades #this was sitting in my drafts fr a while and i was rlly obsessed with fish fr some reason

[f3mcelbambi]

ruuuuuude

[chaoticjoke]

@bahrbae said:

barbie had a moment there. though she did not know how to describe it, barbie was spiralling. gotham city was easy to get lost into and she had stumbled across some bad guys. correction, bat guy, as it was just one guy pretending to be a bat. weird, but barbie has seen worse where she comes from. at last, she made her way back to joker, with a mission given from that one bat guy. ❛❛ you won't believe what just happened. ❜❜ she exclaimed, throwing her hands, ❛❛ someone tried to turn me against you. he never even told me his name! ❜❜ what barbie didn't know is that she was supposed to team up with the bat guy. oh well, ❛❛ he didn't even let me help save his outfit! ❜❜ the audacity, ❛❛ and he kept telling me his name's batman but when i called him just bat he completely ignored me! anyway, he sent me back here to let you know it isn't over. do you guys have a party going? do i need to prepare or something? ❜❜

based off this post that had me cackling

This couldn't get any better. The more the living doll revealed to him, the higher his brows rose in mock disbelief. The Joker didn't interrupt, silently chewing on the insides of his scars and trying his best to hide the wide grin behind the grimace of deep concern and discontent. Never did he imagine that it would be Barbie, of all people, that would be his key to the flying rodent himself. The gears immediately started turning in his twisted and chaotic mind, thinking, considering, what would the best move for her in the game of chess he and the Bat had started a long time ago.

Time to express an emotion.

"Aw, what a... big bad bat. How ruuuuuude." Joker winced sympathetically, scrunching his nose and shaking his head theatrically. "I'd never treat you like that, Barbie-girl, you know that, right?"

"You didn't think I'd be in kahoots with that uh, bully who dresses up as a bat, did ya? C'mere." He drawled and grabbed her hand, fingers entwining between hers in a vice grip.

"Ya know, I got somethin' for ya." With his free hand he reached into his coat pocket and produced a 9mm Beretta APX pistol, cerakoted in rose-gold*. Now that's how you treat a lady.

"It's yours." He placed the gun firmly into her both hands, black-ringed eyes boring into hers. "Oh, and when you see him again?..

...You shoot-ah."

#;;chaos is the law of nature #;;jokebie #bahrbae #[ and the best ken award goes to ...... asdfghjk ]

[kmp78]

This channel has been uploading 30STM bts.

The newest video 👉🏻 https://youtu.be/fFERizS8SZo?si=CNXRuY8opKkhiQCL

Jay in min 2:50 😏

Ruuuuuude...😜🔞

Side note: does anyone really wonder why and how he ruined voice? Yiiiiikes... 😬

(Also side note: damn I HATE that song. 😒)

[sarcastic-lee]

Awwwww but it’s just a word Rei~ I can say it sooo many times. Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle

AYYY!! No! Ruuuuuude!!! 🫠

#rei answers the inbox

[anyroads]

me @ the neighbors blasting music loudly at their garden party: turn it downnnnnn ruuuuuude

me @ the same neighbors when Elton John comes on: GET BETTER SPEAKERS