me, putting on clown makeup: here's how mrs. flood can be braxiatel/susan/romana
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getting ready to deliver the worst presentation of my academic career but who gaf like genuinely
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why is ordering drinks at the bar so nerve wracking. i’m always like if they don’t have the ingredients for this drink they’re going to tell me to kill myself.
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on multiple occasions i have hit a certain level of drunk/high/etc where i can make myself cry by thinking about vladimir nabokov. Would love to know what the hell my problem is
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seeing u in my notes was a lot different before i read homestuck
now you know my secret - i am a homestuck blog!
one of my biggest university memories is getting absolutely blasted on morgan's spiced rum and playing mario kart 7 on my sister's 3ds during my first year in halls... i had a binge drinking habit, and i loved roxy a lot and my housemates were on my case for my drinking, so i felt i could relate to her. also she's pink and cat themed and loves the nintendos. she has it all.
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Your lips, they feel like home
You smell like broken records
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The amount of times I've almost typed rum and cock tonight 😂
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hi im not dead ive just had 4 glasses of rose and im about to watch DRACULA 3000
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