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nocomforthere · 10 months
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Now I’m not saying this is the script to both ride the cyclone and Legoland (WINK WINK), but…if you’re interested you should totally click this link
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newts-frogs-toads · 10 months
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Uranium Teen Scream scripts:
-2 Legoland scripts
-Rtc script
-Rtc Seattle script
-Recorder solo
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Here you can find a proper digital script for legoland, the 2018 ride the cyclone script, and the 2020+ official script that you can currently get the rights to
RTC Scripts - Google Drive Use safely and legally please!! All credits to scripts and music go to Jacob Richmond and Brooke Maxwell.
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strawberry-twinkies · 10 months
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RTC TUMBLERINAS HOW MANY OF YOU ARE AWARE OF THE OLD LORE WHERE IT WAS AMBIGUOUS WHETHER JANE DOE DIED IN THE ACCIDENT AND SHE WAS DESCRIBED AS A "Spirit of the carnival"
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theaterkidlament · 5 months
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Jacob Richmond either made a lot of doll and headless references in LegoLand or I’m reading too much into this
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kaleidoscopiccc · 4 months
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leaf coneybear has cats.
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meowydoe · 11 months
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I am a Ride the Cyclone high school edition defender
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cardinaldust · 1 year
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Little rant here so please bear with me. And please read till the end thank youuu
I saw the new high school script for Ride the Cyclone and I have some... things to say about it..
•On the plus side, it's got that cheesy high-school play humor now so that's fun. And some of the replacements are actually really hilarious, like Jane's replacement joke for the "Fornication Under Consent of the King." I also kinda like the chop off for WTWN. I mean, I could go either way tbh.
•However, WHAT DID THEY DO TO NOEL? Seriously! They made his dream be a carny instead of a hooker?! Like, I get it, you can't have a high school boy walking around wanting to be a whore, but c'mon, a carny? Considering the play takes place post-accident at a fair, the carnival theme feels repetitive (although, the "My life's one never-ending carnival" line now makes sense, but still-). And though I mentioned Jane's joke being changed was funny, I still don't like it that much (since it is connected to Noel's Lament).
And I have mixed feelings on Noel's new catchphrase. It's definitely hilarious in the way it kinda makes you feel bad, but still, the original is better.
•Depending on the school, most of Ride the Cyclone could arguably be kept. The main thing people have to realize is that visuals and/or choreography play a lot in the inappropriate parts of Rtc. Like in SABM, you have to change a few lyrics and the choreo for the Ricky-changing scene and BAM! You've got a high-school friendly jam. Same thing for Noel's Lament. Change "hooker" to "worker" and a few other things and it should work.
•What I'm most confused about is why they kept Jane Doe's original catchphrase. She says the term "make love," so that kinda leaves the door open for inappropriate jokes to be made. Like, you could make the Monique costume a tad more modest, change the explicit lyrics and let the visuals give a nudge at what's really happening.
•And finally hot take but, in general, HIGHSCHOOLS SHOULD NOT BE DOING RIDE THE CYCLONE! The story is written the way it was FOR. A. REASON. 👏👏 It's a dark and inappropriate show for. a. reason.👏👏 Yall remember how I mentioned that part of WTWN has been removed? Well, no one's sure why but it's believed that it's because the vocals are too much for highschoolers.
.... did you hear that? Ocean's vocals are too much for highschoolers..
HELLO?! WHAT ABOUT JANE FREAKIN DOE?!
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•Idk, I think I'm just really irritated mainly about Noel's Lament since it's so, so iconic. We all love the tragedy of it and that's what Noel wants to be! Tragic. I can only imagine they made it more of a "You feel bad for the kid" tragic and not "holy shit, this kid wants to live this kind of life?" tragic.
Clearly, Noel is my favorite character and the fact he was BUTCHERED so horribly makes my blood boil💀
Anywho, feel free to agree with me or not but I've said what I said.
(Ps. Ricky is still able-bodied....)
-Juneau
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uglylilclown · 1 year
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God the 2015 production is so good it’s really a shame no one rlly talks about it
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moonmoonthecrabking · 2 years
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the choir has a joke: "make ocean say fuck"
so they die and mischa and ricky are like "dammit she's still never swore"
there's "futher-mucking hero" bc she's committed and is rubbing it in their faces.
and then noel's lament comes on. and the song of his heart happens to include ocean saying fuck.
basically, once the song finishes, when mischa says "that was DOPE YOOOO" ricky just. slides noel 10 bucks.
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sydneyofalltrades · 11 months
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Out of all the silly and decently managed changes to the Ride the Cyclone High School script, the only thing I can truly hate is Ricky being able bodied.
It makes zero sense that a character that was originally written as disabled, is frequently reminded of his disabilities, and even experiences a brief period of time without said disabilities would just not be disabled anymore.
It’s erasure and it’s wrong for all the disabled people who see themselves in Ricky’s kickass character. I love Ricky because he’s disabled!! He’s amazing because of that, and taking that away from him is just wrong
Whether or not it makes the staging or blocking or general theme of the show “harder” shouldn’t matter, the point is Ricky being able bodied is clearly ableist regardless! And that information about him being mute bc he witnessed his dad being bitten by a snake is… rather an odd way of making some canon relatable. It’s just so wrong regardless that an amazing disabled character now has to be able bodied to appease a certain group.
Do better. Please.
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planetaryplut0 · 11 months
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I Read The RTC High School Script And Came Out A Changed Person
Highlights:
-WHY DID THEY TAKE AWAY NOEL'S JESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE LINE
-“he skips classes oooh it’s so groovy” what the fuuuuuck
-okay the tambourine thing is funny
-why a carny
-but the circus by day femme fatale by night is VERY noel
-“a broken woman” the fuck
-honestly the entirety of Noel’s lament is absolutely awful
-“i liked the part where the two boys dances” the FUCKKIKK
-“we pass around the cookies” why why whyyyy kill me nowww
-“i wanna dance with you baby” nooooooooo
-“the funky cat women” makes me think the zolarian catgirls smell like litterbox
-“you’ve danced with our daughters”
-“that mangy hound”
-why cookies not vodka
It ends after Constance and Ocean's conversation about the birthday party
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yourdeepestfathoms · 2 years
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I have such chaos choir brainrot because of your blog, dude.
That being said do you have any silly little headcanons about the choir kids? Much appreciated if you do :)
-✨
i do!!
here’s…
Ride the Cyclone Kids Playing A D&D Game Based On Silent Hill
(based on my own Silent Hill-based dnd game, which i DM!)
(there’s gonna be A Lot of references to the Silent Hill franchise/lore and to the Call of Cthulhu module, so try to keep up!)
BASICALLY, it’s a completely original storyline and everything, but it uses the Call of Cthulhu module for rolls and stats
Penny is the DM!
And
Good Lord
This girl is RUTHLESS
Her mind? Oh my god. Some of the shit she’s come up with is fucking INSANE.
But we’ll get more into Penny’s mercilessness soon
Characters!
All the others were given simple instructions
Spin a wheel with a bunch of themes on it. They get three themes, and then they must build a character around them
(My players got to pick theirs, but Penny’s doing is differently)
(As in, I’m spinning a wheel to determine the themes for the kids so I can make them random characters)
Ocean’s themes were: Corruption; Identity; and Murder!
Noel’s themes were: Justice, Injustice, and Revenge; Body Image/Body Shaming; and The Meaning Of Happiness and Sorrow
Mischa’s themes were: Murder; Trauma and Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder; and Bullying
Ricky’s themes were: Corruption; Rebirth; and Love and Hate
Constance’s themes were: Depression, Grief, and Mental Illness; The Human Condition; and Psychology
The characters were made!
They then did their stats and gave Penny their backstory and reason for being in Silent Hill
Penny, looking at Ricky’s 80 Luck: nice!
Penny, noticing his Sanity is 40: oh no
(Luck is used to negate damage and stuff like that. You can also do a Hail Mary aka Avoid Sudden Death if you have 30, which will allow you to survive an attack that would have killed you otherwise!)
(And then Sanity determines how a character will react to something traumatic or disturbing. You roll to see if your character will be able to tough it out, or if they’ll take Sanity damage. If they take a certain amount of Sanity damage in one session, they’ll suffer a Bout of Madness, which Penny has a WHOLE LIST of effects for. And if you lose ALL your Sanity, your character becomes an NPC and the DM can play them however they want.)
They play in Mischa’s basement, and Penny goes ALL OUT. She’s got props, costumes, the whole nine yards. She does character voices and everything! It’s INCREDIBLE
Finally, it was time to go into Silent Hill!
The plot is this: The party has woken up in a motel to find that the whole town of Silent Hill has become shrouded in fog. They can’t get out of the town, forcing them to traverse the place to find a way to escape. And to get out, they must enter five different Otherworlds designed after each of their character’s, which are made to torment them and put all their trauma and flaws on display. They even get their own customized bosses based on the PCs (player characters), which are HORRIFIC.
There’s also these creatures called the Dark Tormentors, which stalk the PCs and appear from time to time to psychologically torture them. They’re born from the darkest parts of the PCs, can speak, and cannot be killed.
Yeah, Penny went ALL OUT
But the game!!
First session is relatively chill for a horror game about everything that’s horrid in the world. The party starts in South Vale and ends up in Brookhaven Hospital after the Fog World starts to transition into the Otherworld.
Penny BLASTS foghorns for that part, it’s fuckin menacing
While in Brookhaven, the party must compete this puzzle. There’s a door made out of flesh that won’t open without four offerings: a finger, an eyeball, a tooth, and a tongue. These items can be found throughout the hospital, acting as rewards for their own puzzles (but Penny, being the menace she is, does attempt to get the characters to have their PCs maim themselves for the items)
In the kitchen of the hospital, there’s a cooked dog, and Penny deadass looks them in the eye and asks if they want a bite
(She has a whole prepared description of the taste if they say yes)
(None of them do)
(She’s a little bummed)
Penny, after the party enters a cramped room: Are any of you, by any chance, claustrophobic?
Ocean: Yes.
Penny: Interesting.
Noel: No.
Penny: Oh, you will be. You will be.
Noel, fearfully: Wh
Noel: What
Penny: :)
They end up fighting the Missionary from Silent Hill 3 and complete session one!
After that, the pure disturbing horror that Penny has prepared for them is ramped up to one hundred
I’m not gonna go into detail about each and every session they have because I would be here for awhile, and I’m already kinda worried this isn’t the most entertaining batch of headcanons, but I’ll give A TON of highlights!
At one point, the party goes to this market, which has a ton of supplies for them to find. However, there’s a Two-Back sleeping inside of the market, meaning that they have to roll Stealth every single time they want to go to a different stall
THIS is a Two-Back
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What do you know, Ocean fails her VERY FIRST Stealth roll, and the whole party has to flee
Ricky, after the party comes to a locked gate: Can I roll Locksmith to try and open it?
Penny: Of course!
Ricky: *rolls Locksmith*
Ricky: *fails*
Penny: You’re a bit rusty on your lockpicking skills. So are your tools. They’re as weak as the branches of the trees all around you and snap with ease. You failed. But that isn’t a surprise, is it? All you do is fuck up. Maybe don’t volunteer unless you know for sure you won’t waste everyone’s time.
Ricky: 😥
Like I said, Penny as a DM is RUTHLESS
But her cruelty is mainly the narrator in the script she has for each session. She purposely wrote the narrator as bitchy and cruel toward the PCs whenever they fuck up.
She had to let everyone know that nothing of what she said was a personal attack, and she loves them all very much
Mischa: Can I try to bust this door down?
Penny: Sure!
Mischa: *rolls*
Mischa: *fails*
Penny: You try to bust the door open, but this is wrought iron you’re dealing with, and you’re basically the Christian version of one of those inflatable men outside car dealerships. You were never going to get it open. Maybe conceal your hubris next time before you embarrass yourself again.
Constance, who wanted to ask if she could pry the door open with a crowbar her character had found: *slowly puts her hand down*
There’s this part where the party encounters this hole in the floor, and Mischa has his character hop down. It ends up being this well, and he shouts up to the others to not come down. Penny asks the rest of the PCs to roll Listen to see if they can hear Mischa’s character tell them to not come down. They all fail. They all then jump down.
Penny, after the party can’t get through a gate around an area they want to explore and are beckoned to follow an unknown voice: Surprisingly, the force doesn’t seem very threatening, just eerie. Will you follow, or do you think you’ll be able to sprout wings and fly to the other side of the fence?
Noel: No.
Penny: Pussy.
Noel: >:O
Okay, so Penny came up with this REALLY COOL puzzle that damn near made Constance shit herself.
So one of the Otherworlds the party explores is in Toluca Prison. In the Interrogation Room, there’s an item that they need to progress sitting on a table. Noel’s character picks it up, which causes his arm to be ensnared by this bear trap-like contraption. To free him, someone must go into the actual interrogation space and lock themselves in these chains attached to the wall. Once they’re in the chains, they gotta make three successful Strength rolls, and doing so will release the trap on Noel’s character.
Here’s the rub: The door to the interrogation space will slam shut and lock the moment someone enters. The whole room is soundproof, and what they thought was a wall of glass is actually a one-way mirror. So the character inside can’t see out to their party, they can only see themselves.
So, Constance’s character is the one who steps into the interrogation space first, which forces her into the role of being Noel’s character’s savior.
She locks herself in the chains and starts the rolls.
First roll is a success! Yay! That’s good!
That’s when Penny pulls Constance out of the room to talk to her one-on-one.
And when she talks to her one-on-one, she describes something absolutely horrific that only Constance’s character can see.
Penny: You notice something in the mirror. There’s something against the wall directly behind you. At first, you think it’s just a trick of the light on the dirty white paint, but then you see it move. You realize that it’s a hand. And if there’s a hand, that must mean there’s a… A body. Something is pushing its way out of the wall. It has no face—instead, there is only a gaping hole. Its limbs are thin and disjointed, and it looks almost mutilated and disfigured. Even without eyes, you know it’s looking directly at you.
To make it even worse, she shows Constance a picture of exactly what she’s dealing with here
This is the creature! It’s called a Raw Shock!
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Anyway, Constance’s character must now make three more Strength rolls, but this time with a penalty. And each time she rolls, the Raw Shock gets closer and closer and closer.
She fails.
Which leads her to getting THIS description.
Penny: You feel something snag on the back of your head and pull you backwards by the hair. The creature has caught you, and its touch is icy cold. The longer it has its hands on you, the more warmth you can feel draining from your being, as though this thing is sucking out your body heat to take for its own. The creature, surprisingly strong for its skeletal frame, begins to pull you to the wall it had come from. It seems to want to take you back with it. It also seems to have friends, as you start to notice other hands pushing out from the wall, reaching for you, beckoning for you. The bodies soon follow, and they’re all abstract beings of nightmares: bodies with exaggerated female forms, organs and bones and nipples exposed; bodies that are terribly bloated, bubbles and fungi consuming the pale flesh; bodies like disks, bearing a sliced appearance, as though a knife had been taken to their skin and slashed them to pieces. Whispers fill your ears. Whispers that call your name, that tell you that you’re home, that say it’s safe now, and the voices sound so warm, so genuine. Maybe this is home…
Constance is fucking HORRIFIED
Her character is fine, though! The trap releases Noel’s character, and they all get out!
But Penny has successfully scarred both Constance and her PC
Which is what she wants >:)
*The party is at a door that won’t open (because they need certain puzzle pieces for it)*
Ocean: Maybe you have to…say a magic word?
Ocean: Abra kadabra!
Nothing happens.
Ocean: I don’t know why I thought that would work.
The party takes this LONG ride in an elevator, and while they wait, Penny starts going around, asking everyone who they would eat first if they had to resort to cannibalism to stay alive 😭
Ocean: Can I drink some water?
Penny: Absolutely! Can you just roll me Spot Hidden real fast?
Ocean: Yeah.
Ocean: *rolls*
Ocean: *gets a Regular Success*
Penny: Cool, thanks!
Five minutes later, Penny stops roleplay to tell Ocean that her character has started to violently vomit her blood everywhere
Penny: Hasn’t your mommy ever told you not to drink random water bottles you find in alternate dimensions? Fucking idiot. If you haven’t noticed already, that wasn’t water you drank. It was actually water mixed with hydrochloric acid! You’re going to continue regurgitating your blood for an hour. Also you take 1d8 damage every time it happens. Good going. Stupid bitch.
Ocean was so sad
They go to YET ANOTHER market, and this time there’s no Two-Back there to screw them over
But there ARE a BUNCH of weird as hell stalls for them to explore
One in particular is called Caricature Cabin
Penny, doing the voice of the faceless person who runs the stall: “Hiya! Would you like to have your caricature done?”
Noel: No.
Penny: Then what the fuck are you even doing here?
Constance: I will have my caricature done! Please.
Penny: “Wonderful! Here, sit down! It won’t take very long!”
Penny: You sit down. The artist examines you with eyes that aren’t there, then gets to work. They sketch and color and paint diligently. Once they’re done, they show you, radiating great pride.
Penny: It… it isn’t a caricature. It’s just you drawn as a turtle wearing a wig.
The whole party was HOWLING with laughter
Penny made her own painting of this just for the session
There’s also a stall called “I Sell Weird Lemons”
Penny: The stall consists of a singular lemon sitting on a table. It has googly eyes glued to it. It’s being bidded on.
Penny: The highest bid is $500,000.
Ricky’s character bids on it
He puts $500,001
(He wins the bid)
(The lemon appears to him two sessions later)
The party encounters a pack of Wormheads. Mischa’s character accidentally alerts them and gets attacked by one.
Penny: The Wormhead’s head whips up. The maggots and grub making up its whole face shift around restlessly, emanating a wet sound. Then, suddenly, it’s lunging directly at you.
Penny: Surely it can’t bite with it’s head full of worms, you think to yourself as its head full of worms splits open horizontally to reveal a gaping, oozing maw of insects.
Penny: Oh.
The whole party: 😟
Noel was GAGGING
OH THE NEEDLE PIT!!!!!
I just remembered this trap from my own game
This one is GOOD
SO
The characters are all in this Otherworld for Ricky’s character, and one of the traps is in the Study Room
When they step into the Study Room, they’re all lashed up into those baby bungie harnesses and suspended above the floor
This talking parrot begins to tell them about a game called Truth or Dunk. The parrot will ask them the questions, and as long as the characters answer truthfully, they won’t be dunked into the FLOOR OF DOOM!!!
(It’s just the regular floor)
Ricky’s character is the first to lie, but the harness just lowers a little bit
Ocean’s character is the second to lie, and instead of just being lowered, she drops STRAIGHT through the floor
Because the “regular floor” was all a lie
It seemed to be an illusion of sorts
Underneath it is a giant pit full of needles
Which Ocean’s character is described to be plunged into in very graphic detail
Constance’s character is the third one to go into the pit because the character mentions God at one point, and she refers to him with “he/him” pronouns, when in Silent Hill lore, God uses “she/her”
So into the pit Constance’s character goes!
“YOU GOT DROPPED IN THE NEEDLES BECAUSE YOU MISGENDERED GOD???” -Ocean
One of the Dark Tormentors is named Ideal Daddy (the character it belongs to has daddy issues lol), and when the party meets it, it holds them hostage in a tea party (which Penny brings props and food for!)
But during it, Noel and Mischa’s characters get into this really heated argument over morality
And then others are just There
Ocean, while Noel and Mischa are verbally tearing out each other’s throats: I’m going to offer Daddy some more cake
The party wanted to enter a building Penny didn’t have any content for, so when Mischa’s character tried to kick the door down, she just made the entire building (minus the door) fall out of existence
So
There was this One Boss
A boss that fucked over EVERYONE
This boss belonged to Ocean’s character
It was called the Bloated Lamb, and it was this DISGUSTING fleshy sheep monster that had a very, how do I put this, phallic head
Everyone was groaning in disgust by just its DESCRIPTION
And then combat starts
First round
Two characters die INSTANTLY
Everyone had known about the possibility of death in the game, but they had managed to tough it out for several sessions. There was one close call where Ricky’s character got dropped all the way down to 4 HP (they all got to start with 100), but they used a healing item called an Ampoule on him (which Constance’s character kept in her cleavage lol), which would raise anyone all the back back to full HP
So yeah, they knew about the dangers of death in this game. But they didn’t think much of it because they had managed to get through so much!
They let their guard down.
Foolish mistake.
Penny had been waiting for this day, and it finally came true.
After surviving fights with a scorpion abomination with guns for pincers, a 300 foot long flesh mermaid, a horrifyingly uncanny sphinx monster, a walking skin sack with a giant drill for a hand, the embodiment of toxic masculinity itself, it took just one (1) attack from a big dick sheep to wipe nearly half the party out.
The blood that was spilled that day was delicious.
The victims were Noel and Mischa’s characters.
The Bloated Lamb reared up from the water the battlefield was set on (they were fighting on a ferry) and sprayed acid on them (you can probably get the euphemism here)
However, Mischa actually had enough Luck left to use his Hail Mary, which meant his character got to survive and be set back to full health
Noel’s character, however…
The party got an EXTREMELY detailed description of how their beloved party member looks as he is melted by the Bloated Lamb’s acid
Everyone is now terrified but also PISSED
They gotta get their heads in the game
…Perhaps that is taken a little too literally, though
Round two begins
Constance’s character is killed
The Bloated Lamb literally smashes her into an incredibly gory pulp with its head
And then Ricky’s character is fucking LAUNCHED across this underground lake they’re fighting in because the Bloated Lamb smacked him with its flesh hoof, and he DROWNS
By this point, Mischa and Ocean are STRESSING because they might get a TPK (total party kill)
The entire table is fucking RATTLED
Noel had to get up and walk around because he’s So Overcome, Constance has her head in her hands, Ricky is just in shock because oh my god did his character really DROWN, Ocean and Mischa are SWEATING
And then Penny looks absolutely sinister, feeding on their fear and stress
She Loves This
By some fucking miracle, Mischa and Ocean manage to kill the Bloated Lamb
Even still, the whole party is mourning the loss of their companions…
But then, they get revived! A monster they met before named Valtiel revives the three who died! (but if they die again, then they’re actually fully dead)
And so, the nightmare continues >:)
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theaterkidlament · 5 months
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For those wanting to draw Penny and Ezra!! I gotchu!!
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cloddot · 1 year
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the high school rtc script is out
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sleepboysummer · 11 months
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sometimes i remember there is an rtc production going on in a community theatre about 15 minutes from my house and i go insane and start ripping my organs out of my chest bc i didnt audition
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