best part of blaseball is being able to completely ignore all of the lore i dont like
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list of players who should fall onto the houston spies during fall ball (according to me)
rigby friedrich: i'm very amused by this "sporgias phenomenon" we're seeing, where two of our three falls so far have been former georgias. so i'd like to propose rigby, a player whose primary espionage skill is "oh fuck he's approaching me, oh god, oh fuck"
kaz fiasco: during the late expansion era some of the spies joked that it was inevitable we would someday receive kaz, as his pgr is "spying." perhaps now is the time.
sexton wheeler and/or mcdowell mason: look, i love sad horse man and the sasquatch captain as much as anyone, but can you imagine them learning spy skills? hysterical. i would like to see at least one of them, preferably both, in trenchcoats
phineas wormthrice: i need to see phinny interacting with nanci grackle's muppets. more importantly, it would be funny.
peanut bong: it would be funny.
lowe forbes: this might be even funnier
sutton bishop: also extremely funny
jessica telephone: though somewhat controversial, here's my reasoning: it would be, in the end, pretty funny
niq nyong'o: this one's just inevitable- now that nanci's on the team the sim is obviously going to curse niq with having to put up with hir again. the sporgias phenomenon continues. also, i like her.
mohammed picklestein: this one's cheating because mohammed was already a spies player, but 1. they're one of my favorites and 2. can you imagine noted blaseball safety expert mohammed picklestein on the same team as notoriously unethical nanci grackle?
at least one other blaseball scientist: niq and mo are the scientists i'd like the most, but really i just need at least 3 or 4 scientists/inventors/etc on this team. unfortunately the sim has already taken haruta byrd and mooney doctor from me as options but we've got a lot more. how about zion aliciakeyes? pedro davids? felix garbage? mint shupe? mullen peterson? maybe jomgy rolsenthal moves back to houston? maybe eve mcblase moves back?? whatever makes the vibes a little funky around here.
knight triumphant: last time knight was a spy they saw multiple people die and seemingly got cursed to wander the league. this time, they're going to have to put up with nanci grackle. and frankly: it's what they deserve
harriet gildehaus: i rest my case
isaac johnson: spies unionize! that's my argument. that and we need someone with defense on this team please i'm begging
tad seeth: i believe the spies always need a "spynosaurus" present somewhere on our roster
axel cardenas: imagine you were one of the worst blaseball players ever. and you've been jumping between the shadows of various teams. and you decide the best way to get a fresh start is to get onto the same team as your daughter and your younger siblings. and then you get to houston, and none of them are there, and the stadium is filled with necromanced muppets, and now you gotta learn how to read ciphers. hideous. anyway i love this guy and i'd like to see him
richmond harrison: i think richmond should be on every team, to improve the vibes of the league as a whole
commissioner vapor: this is a spy we just had again but one of the very first things i saw someone say when fall ball was announced was "it's just gonna wimdy us CV again." and frankly? yeah, probably
various other players i don't really have an argument for but it would be fun: ok here's a shortlist: miguel james. wyatt pothos. rafael davids. guy gulp. jaxon buckley. jayden wright. ronan jaylee. gerund pantheocide. mindy salad. coolname galvanic. nagomi nava. beck whitney. thomas dracaena. sandford garner. literally any crab. "crop, are you just listing random players you like now?" look if i keep listing them i'll predict at least one correctly, that's how blaseball works,
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And I'd like to give the information you're asking for / But blood makes noise / It's a ringing in my ear
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Ronan Jaylee, former glofer, current blaseballer.
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i can explain blaseball fine but explaining anything that happens in the group chat rp makes me feel like this
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happy blaseball anniversary here’s the full list of thirty-one players who have never been removed from active play for any reason, or as i like to call them, the “fifty damn years” club
Baby Doyle (Jazz Hands)
Baby Triumphant (Firefighters)
Basilio Mason (Tacos)
Chambers Simmons (Flowers)
Curry Aliciakeyes (Magic)
Denzel Scott (Spies)
Esme Ramsey (Shoe Thieves)
Helga Moreno (Lovers)
Jenkins Good (Moist Talkers)
Kennedy Loser (Crabs)
Leach Herman (Steaks)
Lou Roseheart (Firefighters)
Lowe Forbes (Jazz Hands)
Malik Destiny (Garages)
Miguel James (Sunbeams)
Oliver Mueller (Garages)
Orville Manco (Steaks)
Qais Dogwalker (Dale)
Rat Mason (Tacos)
Reese Clark (Spies)
Rivers Clembons (Dale)
Ronan Jaylee (Steaks)
Snyder Briggs (Shoe Thieves)
Stephanie Winters (Wild Wings)
Stevenson Heat (Fridays)
Stu Trololol (Shoe Thieves)
Swamuel Mora (Firefighters)
Thomas Dracaena (Millennials)
Velasquez Alstott (Shoe Thieves)
Walton Sports (Jazz Hands)
Wesley Poole (Firefighters)
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Ask me about them!!!
Alphabetized list of 90% of my named characters, major and minor. I have too many. Oops.
Ace
Aisling Callaghan
Alexis "Alex" Daher
Amara Daher
Amn Sel Tavister
Anabris
Andrei Petrov
Annie Brown
Antoine Blanc
Antonio
Anvidr
Aphrodite Angelos
Artemis Doukas
Asedi
Asher Segal
Aspen
Athena Demos
Audrey Abara
Aziir
Azric
Bailey
Blair Morrison
Cairn
Calder
Cardinal
Carlos Ramirez
Ceres
Charlotte "Lotte" Brandt
Christopher T. Hart
Crow Corvin
D'neyrn
Dakota Lake
Dallas
Daniel Augustin
Dante Todaro
Demebe
Derek Aston
Deuce Corvin
Devin "Dev" Law
Domenico Orsini
Duvadan
Eldruin
Emrys
Enn Gol Tuloc
Fen
Finch
Gaienen
Hana Daher
Hope Ribeiro
Idil Sonari
Ilario Biancardi
Ilminel
Inigo Moreno
Iszak Dunai
Itonde
J'hansi
Jake Miller
Jamie Brighton
Jaylee Luis
Jonathan Dresden
Joseph Lake
Juniper Luis
Kias Dormiir
Koda
Logan
Luca Rielly
Lucas Daher
Maat Mohammed
Mal Riviere
Marc Duval
Monwe
Nadia Daher
Naomi Lancaster
Nicolao Cavalcante
Nicolas Bardin
Nuhir
Peder Iversen
Piper
Rhel Vohdin-Jun
Riley Lake
Robin Fontes
Ronan Quinn
Rook Corvin
Ruth O'Connell
Sage Fawcett
Salal
Salvatore Vecchio
Sam Crocker
Saren
Saros
Selkon
Selvan
Siler
Solemar
Sparrow
Starling
Surik
Sylvester "Syl" Jex
T'Pur
Tannin
Tess O'Sullivan
Thrush
Tucker Hall
Turath
Vaebn
Valyn
Vendor "Ven" Cocatrice
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so i have been keeping track of which blaseball players have never left their team’s roster, whether that was due to incineration, shadows, or other team swaps. i posted about this two weeks ago (32 players) and also last week (21 players). obviously things this week are a little... funky, so i’m presenting three lists
these eight players have unconditionally never lost their roster slot:
Baby Triumphant (Firefighters)
Basilio Mason (Tacos)
Denzel Scott (Spies)
Esme Ramsey (Shoe Thieves)
Lou Roseheart (Firefighters)
Snyder Briggs (Shoe Thieves)
Stu Trololol (Shoe Thieves)
Swamuel Mora (Firefighters)
these five players were on dead teams, but continued playing:
Chambers Simmons (Flowers)
Malik Destiny (Garages)
Ronan Jaylee (Steaks)
Thomas Dracaena (Millennials)
these three players were on teams that got nullified:
** Kennedy Loser (Crabs)
Qais Dogwalker (Dale)
Rivers Clembons (Dale)
as per usual, kennedy loser is an edge case, because in addition to the nullification they were temporarily out of commission while the crabs were ascended.
additionally, we are down to three players who never missed a game for any reason (including being elsewhere): esme ramsey (24 seasons as a batter, ~2400 games), snyder briggs (24 seasons as a pitcher, ~450 games), and chambers simmons (17 as a pitcher + 7 as a batter, ~1050 games)
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on tuesday afternoon during s23 i made a post about how many blaseball players from season one had never left their original active slot in their roster, whether that’s due to incineration, shadows, or swapping teams. at the time i made that post there were 32 players who fit that criteria. today, sunday evening, just after s23 elections, over a third of them are gone. here are the 21 who are left:
* Baby Doyle (Jazz Hands)
Baby Triumphant (Firefighters)
Basilio Mason (Tacos)
Chambers Simmons (Flowers)
Curry Aliciakeyes (Magic)
Denzel Scott (Spies)
Esme Ramsey (Shoe Thieves)
** Kennedy Loser (Crabs)
Lou Roseheart (Firefighters)
Malik Destiny (Garages)
Oliver Mueller (Garages)
Orville Manco (Steaks)
Qais Dogwalker (Dale)
* Rat Mason (Tacos)
Rivers Clembons (Dale)
Ronan Jaylee (Steaks)
Snyder Briggs (Shoe Thieves)
Stevenson Heat (Fridays)
Stu Trololol (Shoe Thieves)
Swamuel Mora (Firefighters)
Thomas Dracaena (Millennials)
* baby doyle and rat mason briefly left their respective teams’ rosters for the rising stars boss battle, but they were also returned onto their teams. they’re still on this list for the time being.
** kennedy loser played every game for the crabs, but the crabs were gone for season 11 and 12.
in a different post i looked at how many players had never missed a game on their original team, ever, at all, including because they were elsewhere or shelled. at this point we are down to exactly one: esme ramsey has played in every single shoe thieves’ game since season 1, approximately 2300 games.
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Creativity
UNIVERSES
Original;
follow the dancing lantern lure
Citylines / who tells our stories?
do not seek absolution
Convocation
Drown the Truth
Influence
and wings of gold unheard
Unoriginal;
Eternity
Ivory & Indigo
Andromeda
Castle of Glass
and an eerie tune to follow
broken stones
do not go gently
Counterfeit
Vixere
everyone has paths not taken / simple dreams
not a saint (not a sinner)
we’ll live and die in these towns
Orion
A Mile (in another’s shoes)
let the moon be full
here, chasing shadows
Grey;
dusty old ghosts (of what we could have been)
Piracy and Other Sins
remember when it rained
CHARACTERS
Lucas Daher
Amara Daher
Alexis Daher
Hana Daher
Nadia Daher
Antonio
Mal Riviere
Ronan Quinn
Naomi Lancaster
Jamie Brighton
Jaylee Luis
Sage Fawcett
Ruth O’Connell
Dev Law
WAYS OF CREATIVITY;
Please note; Specify which universe you want, because they vary, depending.
Character sketch
Character aesthetic
Song I associate with that character
A quote from that character
A short story about that character
Landscape/setting/background sketch
Landscape/setting/background picture
Universe moodboard
Song I associate with that universe
A sentence from that universe
A short story from that universe
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I’m putting a list of characters here.
Lucas Daher
Amara Daher
Alexis “Alex” Daher
Hana Daher
Nadia Daher
Antonio
Mal Riviere
Ronan Quinn
Naomi Lancaster
Jamie Brighton
Ruth O’Connell
Juniper Luis
Jaylee Luis
Sage Fawcett
Devin “Dev” Law
Just like.... ask some things about them please
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My Characters
Lucas Daher
he/him | asexual demiromantic | 30 | Syrian
[ Carmine Signorelli ]
Amara Daher
she/her | bisexual aromantic | 29 | Syrian
[ Unknown ]
Alexis “Alex” Daher
he/him | bisexual | 27 | Syrian
[ Raoul Bova ]
Hana Daher
she/her | asexual aromantic | 25 | Syrian
[ Vanessa Hudgens ]
Nadia Daher
she/her | pansexual aromantic | 25 | Syrian
[ Marlen Valderrama ]
Antonio
he/him | gay | 28 | Mexican
[ Diego Luna Alexander ]
Mal Riviere
they/them | bisexual | 26 | French
[ Unknown ]
Ronan Quinn
he/him | gay | 28 | Irish
[ Unknown ]
Naomi Lancaster
she/her | lesbian | 26 | American
[ Lupita NYong’o ]
Jamie Brighton
he/him | straight | 32 | British
[ Unknown ]
Ruth O’Connell
she/her | lesbian | 24 | Irish
[ Unknown ]
Juniper Luis
she/her, they/them | bisexual | 20 | French
[ Unknown ]
Jaylee Luis
she/her | questioning | 17 | French
[ Unknown ]
Sage Fawcett
they/them, she/her | lesbian | 21 | British
[ Unknown ]
Devin “Dev” Law
he/him | gay | 22 | Scottish
[ Unknown ]
Andrei Petrov
he/him | gay | 56 | Russian
[ Unknown ]
Annie Brown
she/her | straight | 20 | Canadian
[ Emma Watson ]
Daniel Augustin
he/him | gay | 42 | French
[ Wouter Peelen ]
Sam Crocker
he/him | pansexual, polyamorous | 36 | Australian
[ Kevin Rice ]
Ace
he/him | asexual aromantic | 17 | Canadian
[ Unknown ]
Luca Rielly
he/him | bisexual | 23 | Welsh
[ Unknown ]
Nicolas Bardin
he/him | bisexual | 55 | French
[ Marc Lavoine ]
Aphrodite Angelos
they/them | lesbian | 21 | Greek
[ Unknown ]
Artemis Doukas
she/her | lesbian | 22 | Greek
[ Unknown ]
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I wanna make moodboards for my characters, so I’ll drop the list here just to be safe :P
Lucas Daher
Amara Daher
Alexis Daher
Hana Daher
Nadia Daher
Antonio ???
Mal Riviere
Ronan Quinn
Naomi Lancaster
Jamie Brighton
Jaylee Luis
Sage Fawcett
Ruth O’Connell
Devin Law
Anyway, if any of these guys interest you then drop an ask with their names! :D
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