#rma posts

[rma1031]

AHHHHHHHH

#rma posts #mcyt #mcc #mc championship #mcc twitch rivals #impulsesv #goodtimeswithscar #gtws #geminitay #hbomb94 #rma faves

[swaggypsyduck]

hello asker

im not gonna answer ur question bc i think it's stupid but i am gonna post a screenie of it. it's not the first ask like this i got and so i'm gonna address it now

multiple things about this:

1) idc if u liked my "content" before

2) what i'm posting about isn't war. full stop. it's genocide of the people in palestine sudan and congo

3) of the socials i use i have the largest following on here and so I'm gonna use that to share what's happening in these countries bc it's the least i can do.

4) i still keep up the scores w my irls/moots but im not sharing, rb, or posting anything other than the genocide bc that's what's important rn.

5) seeing the bodies of palestinian children get unearthed from rubble in football jerseys while those same clubs have banned the palestinian flag or anything somewhat related to palestine in their stadiums. while those same clubs that have suspended and/or fired their players for being pro-palestine while no repercussions are given to zionists. i can't find it in me to post about them at all.

i have more thoughts but i have no energy to type them all out.

from the river to the sea palestine will be free 🇵🇸

#this isn't me saying 'no one can post about their hobbies' #this i me saying that i personally can't #like rma bvb and lfc r not gonna care if tumblr user swaggypsyduck isn't (il)legally watching their games and posting #asks

[robotclownindulgence]

#robogore #mtmte #are ph*rma fans gonna kill me if i post this in his tag #resi.txt

[incorrect-futbol-quotes]

Cristiano: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Marcelo: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Cristiano: Absolutely not

#ive been doing so much ramos posting so have whatever this is #source: perchance generator #incorrect football quotes #incorrect soccer quotes #incorrrect quotes #real madrid #rma #madridista #cristiano ronaldo #ronaldo #cr7 #marcelo vieira #marcelo

[kleptocurency]

#luka modric #sergio ramos #toni kroos #casemiro #gareth bale #rma #real madrid #shit post #meme

[bunpiry]

OMG? A CROSSOVER TRAILER??

#forgot to post this last night shshgshsh #cross the madness #rma #rottmnt #hnk #running man animation #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #houseki no kuni #rma lonky #rottmnt raph #rottmnt raphael #hnk phos #hnk phosphophyllite #lonky #raph #raphael #phos #phosphophyllite #crossover #crossover au #au #blasti arts #blasti edits #trailer

[musicaldamage]

So having watched the vbw Falco musical recently. Rock Me Amadeus. I have Thoughts™

[ID: the mostly empty Ronacher theatre's auditorium seen from the 2nd floor on the right side. the stage is hidden behind a sort-of wall barrier curtain thing made of squares, some of which are reflective. the "Rock Me Amadeus" logo and an image of Moritz Mausser in character as Falco are projected onto it. Surrounding the stage there are a number of variously-shaped angular mirrors lined with glowing light. (additionally there's my partner's hand forming the peace sign on the right side of the image)]

side note I am irrationally annoyed that the squares of the logo don't line up with the squares of the curtain thing WHAT are they doing

Spoilers and further opinions under the cut

- The cast is stellar. Moritz Mausser is absolutely 100% brilliant, Katharina Gorgi's voice is beautiful, and Alex Melcher is there so that's in some ways already enough for me personally really. though he only really shows up in the 2nd act which is a bit sad. to me

but his presence is good bc. well. a lot of the things I generally value in a musical are kinda meh in this one tbh

- the music is fine! it's mainly Falco songs obviously, which I've been mostly neutral about so far but there definitely are some bangers, and, well, Moritz and Alex singing them sure is a point in favour. the additional songs written specifically for the musical are... I don't think they're bad, mostly, but they have a completely different vibe that doesn't really fit in with the rest. and. actually, some of them are bad. in my opinion. extremely cheesy. what's that doing there. one of them is hella catchy but the chorus lyrics sound like it's for kindergarden, two are just incredibly generic and boring and did I mention cheesy?

- Starting out with calling the day of Falco's death "the day the music died" sure is a claim. nothing to do with whoever is in charge at the vbw being weirdly patriotic (stares at the general Austria(ns) theme of quite a number of vbw musicals)

- Similarly his first sentence "In Wien musst erst sterben, bevor sie dich hochleben lassen" ("In Vienna you gotta die before they celebrate you") which sounds nice and dramatic and all but. come on. dude was #1 in international charts very much during his lifetime. they talk about this in the musical itself. he complains on stage about how the fame and stuff bothers him. where's the dying first part huh Hansi.

- Alex. listen I am stupidly into that guy's whole vibe. his everything. his voice is my favourite kind of male voice and his hair in combination with his entire profile and the lineof his stupid neck make me feel some kind of way. I wanna grab that hair and pull his head back like that one Sandman scene you know the one.

This one. also his tattoos and his absolutely deranged energy and willingness to just go off and do insane things rolling around on the floor. and then suddenly look like an innocent child in awe at seeing snow for the first time of his life. this tangent of Alex Melcher stanning has gone on long enough we'll return to our regularly scheduled musical discussion now

- They're simultaneously trying to make Falco a sympathetic figure while also showing him behaving like a dick. it seems to work bc the audience laughs and gets Emotional but. idk maybe it's me but the "I behave like an egoistic dick to everyone around me including my wife but it's ok bc I'm Misunderstood and actually very Deep and Emotional and I love my wife and need her to keep me sane and also I'm marionetted against my will by my Dark Impulses" shtick is sort of... you can't have him throw his wife to the ground and give zero fucks about her and then half an hour later at his funeral or wake or idk play a quote of him saying "I never hurt anyone other than myself" and have someone else call him empathic and sensitive and expect me to take that seriously and... look maybe I'd like it better if the jokes weren't so incredibly lame

- Female roles?? what's that. there's two (2) that get a name on the cast list (his wife and his mum). one (1) of them gets addressed by name on stage (Isabella, the Wife. his mum is Maria but only if you look at the cast list or the programme). Isabella's role is Sexy Lady turned Caring Wife and Mother who finally Leaves. the mum's role is Nagging Mum (in law) and Comic Relief. there's a second girlfriend (wife? secretary? idek) who apoears in one scene and gets called a name (Caroline) which I only caught bc I was looking at the surtitles. no one gets a personality not even the male characters really no one matters (I mean yes ok it's Falco's Story but ffs let Katharina DO something with her voice maybe)

- have I mentioned the awful dialogue and cheap jokes yet? "the best aspect of the American flag are the red-white-red stripes". terrible flirting with "ladies in uniform" who are trying to do their job when faced with an entitled asshole but of course it's portrayed as hilarious.

- ok so back to Alex Melcher but his role is the most fun part of the thing. he's Falco's "Alter Ego" aka his, idk, hedonistic impulses and desire for fame and admiration and whatnot personified? there's a huge head on stage with a brain and all in it to make sure the audience understands that he is Inside Falco's Head and in case that's not clear enough yet he also verbatim declares that "I'm inside your head" so yeah subtlety is not required in this play. he and Falco/Hans are being incredibly homoerotic the entire time and I am personally offended that they're not kissing, but I'll take Alter Ego pretending to lick Hans's throat and clinging to him like a limpet. I would love to write fanfiction about them actually but I haven't figured out how to do that well when both parties are the same person/one is a personified fragment of the other's mind and not physically present. pity.

- idk I'd just. I'd have done it differently? again it's just. so unsubtle. why does Alter Ego just hover menacingly above the stage in a glass box once or twice during the first act, why didn't they idk put him in as part of the white-clad ensemble and make him stick out more and more instead of the Hovering and then the 5 minutes "I am you and you are me" song at the start of the 2nd act. Have him talk to people while Hans takes a step back to show it's his Dark Side™ taking over idk. I'm sure there'd also be ways to make Hans more actually sympathetic and less of an arse (fewer dumb jokes might help, or giving other characters more of a personality maybe) but yeah idk

- idk there's just. not much of a story? it's a Falco tribute show with some life moments thrown in. there's a Falco song, there's a crisis bc he's out of ideas, now he's taking drugs, now he's happy, now there's a new album without any clue where he got the ideas (was it the drugs?) now there's sth about his wife now his friend is reprising the basic as fuck Live Your Dream song yet again. then it's over and he dies in a car crash and it's all presented like it's all some incredibly deep and moving story but it's just Not That Deep

- I do like the Writer's Block song they put in, don't we all know that feeling

- I'm not sure it's a good idea to use Jeannie of all songs as a recurring motif the way they're doing? "quit living on dreams, life is not what it seems" "lonely little girl boy in a cold cold world" blah blah all nice and well but Do We Remember What This Song Is About. I mean it's a good song I'm not contesting that I like it! (if someone wants to come at me for "endorsing" anything just bc I like the song... just don't) But yeah no matter how good it is I don't think it's very uhhh fitting. Though in retrospect maybe it's meant to portray him as like... Someone At The Mercy Of Sth Evil And/Or More Powerful Than He Is. Fucking over his own life powerless to stop it or sth idk idk

- Generally I think they rely way too much on the use of background projection screens idk it seems lazy. it's fine in some scenes it can work really well but it gets too much and kinda cheesy

End of the random unorganised RMA thoughts yay! It was fun to watch. I know I mostly complain a lot here but it's definitely fun! It's just that a large part of the fun for me was despairing about how bad I found it and waiting for more homoeroticism and also for Alex Melcher to... do the things he's doing

Edit: ALSO I'm not sure if uhhh low-to-mid-key insulting (iirc) two of the three not-Austrian countries he goes to is. Necessary?

#Phoenix babble #rock me amadeus #RMA musical #vbw musicals #German musicals #European musicals #god idk I don't do original posts mostly and no one is talking much about this musical on here as far as I can see so #idk what I'm doing here either

[meowmeowmessi]

dibu is literally available for cheap + he'd put his life on the line for messi but instead of snapping him up chavi continues to employ ter statue who's got people fooled with his fugazi league merchant purple patch.. this club has well and truly finished me

#you see how courtois comes in clutch for rma during european nights? ter statue could literally never im sorry #he has done nothing of note for barça post 2015 i will die on this hill his hair transplant can't fool ME

[potatokroos]

it’s official... karim benzema is missing world cup due to a  thigh injury

#football #world cup 2022 #france nt #les bleus #karim benzema #benz #text post #i'm so sad 8 years of wait for another world cup for him to end up like this #SO WHERE ARE THE MADRIDISTAS WHO SAID HE WAS 'FAKING' DISCOMFORT AND INSULTED HIM #AND ALSO QUESTIONED HIS LOYALTY TO RMA AND INTEGRITY AS A PLAYER #it's a different injury than the previous one but he didn't play for a good reasons for rma in the past weeks he physically felt off #BUT NO SOME OF Y'ALL KEPT INSULTED HIM

[rma1031]

with etho in mcc, you gotta wonder if he's just gonna pull a "not wear anything consistent with his team" moment and stick as himself.

i believe in all the "they wear naruto-themed skins" and it's definitely going to be team 7.

but also i just like the idea that scott will "persuade" etho into wearing a team skin if they find one :3

god i am so EXCITED for this mcc...

#rma posts #rma rambles #mcyt #mcc #mc championship #mcc 33 #ethoslab #etho

[stardustedknuckles]

Incredible how I went through the blog of someone who replied to one of my posts, discovered she was def a t*rf, and now my stuff for you section is full of far rig/ht wing bullshit. Literally I check it once a day when I get bored, this is directly from this morning.

#Also love how I can't tag my pmdd posts without getting called 'girl' #I was prepared to take it in good faith bc it doesn't always have to be malicious #But her blog was about what you'd expect #And now my stuff for you page is garbage #Excuse me while I go search for posts to like and reblog that might cleanse it somewhat #Also why tf is j*rma in there so much who tf is that #Sdk has thoughts

[trennoandgreggo]

I wasn't ready for cry on a monday morning

#i hate rma so much for this #jude stop posting #don't want to see this little 🤍

[incorrect-futbol-quotes]

*Cristiano and Marcelo flirting with each other yet again*

Kroos: And you two are sure you're not dating?

Cristiano: 100%.

Marcelo: Of course not! Why would you think that?

Kroos: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, ‘Celo. I fucking wonder

#youd think that winter break wouldve been the time for me to actually post again but here we are 💀 #i fr dont want to go back to school on wednesday 😭 #source: perchance generator #incorrect football quotes #incorrect soccer quotes #incorrrect quotes #real madrid #rma #madridista #cristiano ronaldo #ronaldo #cr7 #marcelo vieira #marcelo #toni kroos #kroos #criscelo

[garciapimienta]

akakkskd obsessed with the implication that you can’t talk about players from other teams

#all this because I said ‘alisson…………’ #akakakks the replies to that post genuinely gave me a good laugh so ty to those 2 very angry alisson fans #ucl #liv v rma #oh if I tag they may find the post but I have to do it bc I’m too obsessive abt tagging everything on my blog akkskd #to be able to find it as if tumblr search even works

[canonbisexualbuck]

not really my favorite album, but i think a lot of songs will grow on me!

my top 5:

you're on your own kid

sweet nothing

bejeweled

maroon

lavender haze

#gonna have to gaslight myself into liking k-rma though bc i CANNOT get over the cat line #production was on point though for the whole album - even the jumpscare of midnight rain intro lmao #summer makes a post

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

⚔️ MWII (2022) Character Ages (as of 2022) ⚔️

I was on a character age brainrot back in January and now It's back because of @angelsarewatching so I'm gonna go ahead and post this on Tumblr. Tell me what you think tho and discussions are open!

🐑 Gen. Shepherd - Around late 50s, Pushing 64. I searched it up and apparently, the mandatory retirement age for all general officers is 62, in some cases 64. But if he got into the recommendation list after Brigadier General (O-7), it's allowed to be more than 62. He's a Lt. Gen, so that's O-9. Also, Glenn Morshower (Shepherd's actor) is 64 so let's go with that.

🧠 Laswell - 47-ish. At MOST 55. (Rya Khilstedt is 52. AMAZING BEAUTIFUL SHOW -STOPPING)

🚁 Nikolai - 45 as well. I would go with 48 though.

🪦 Graves - 40. He gives Texan cowboy energy. I just know he's an old dude and is actually older than the rest of the gang.

🛖 Alejandro and 🦂 Valeria - 37. Maybe 38. I don't know at what age someone could make the rank Colonel 'cause that's quite high up the ladder. (They might as well be older than Price. Shit, they might be 40.)

🚬 Price - 37 (Canon) c. 1985.

🐎Rudy - 36. He's been close with Alejandro for 20 years now. Assuming they're bestest of friends and knew each other even before military, Rudy would be around 36/37 as well.

💀 Ghost - 35 or lower. As far as I know, lieutenants are usually young, unless he enlists first before a few years later he went to the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst (RMAS). OR. His preference and efficiency of working alone are far better for use on the battlefield. The higher you are in the ranks, the more soldiers you are responsible for. So the higher-ups might purposefully don't promote him (and he prefers and agrees to it as well) so that he can continue working alone rather than leading a squad. He surely can lead a team, but he's better at doing shit alone. Crazy theory but hey, it's fiction.

🦿Alex - 35 (Alex was a Delta Force until 2013. Assuming he's around 26 when he finally goes to the CIA, that means he's around 32yo in 2019 and 35yo in 2022)'

🔭 Hadir - 33/34 (Canon) 1989/1990. I’m choosing 34 tho since in the ‘Hometown’ mission he was almost a teenager.

☀️ Farah - 30 (Canon) January 12th 1990.

🧢 Gaz - 26 (Canon). The bio says he enlisted in the British Army in 2014. Assuming Gaz finished high school first, he must’ve enlisted when he was 18yo. That means he was 23yo in MW19 and 26yo in MW22. 

🧼 Soap - 26 (Canon). He’s canonically the youngest one in Task Force 141. The bio mentioned that his cousin is in SAS and he often time visits the base. Setting aside the fact that the cousin brought a fucking kid to a top-secret base, lil’ Johnny must’ve been like “I DON’T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL I WANT TO BE AN SAS SOLDIER” and he canonically LIED about his age. Apparently, he went in when he was 16 but got caught several times, until finally when he was 18 he got in. 

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That's it folks! Tell me what you think (｡･∀･)ﾉﾞ

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