after keller calls in his 187s i immediately thought of this song. it fucks.
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riverdale s3 finale best episode of television ever. archie fights a man dressed as a bear as a callback to when he fled the united states & got attacked by a grizzly in the canadaian wilderness as a metaphor for suicide. jughead fights his evil brother in law for orchestrating the worst dnd campaign the world has ever seen. veronica homoerotically drinks poison in an evening dress. betty watches her dad die not even 24 hours after chad michael murray tried to lobotomize her. cheryl arms her lesbian girl gang with bows & arrows & leads them on a quest to kill her mother. archie fails his SAT. it's never even addressed that hiram poisoned the water supply & sent the county into economic ruin
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riverdale is lowkey the greatest show of all time. just pure unadulterated camp. they have homosexuality and floating babies and fake brothers that are also serial killers. and cheryl blossom. how could people say it's bad. don't you just wanna tune in and watch 137 episodes of the most insane teen drama ever made
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“riverdale made no decisions ever, but also all of the decisions.” - @ganseysaidyeehaw
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Fucking Riverdale is getting another season and we’re here, waiting for for Warrior Nun not to be cancelled anymore. What the fuck is wrong with Netflix?
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