Bloods rivals part 2
"J5 bolted down, going to tackle blood with the element of surprise"
Blood: *jumps spinning dodging J5 attack body slmaming J5 to the ground* Hey dogg wat took u so long? *tilts head smiling*
J5: we like to make an entrance home dogg hahah
Blood: we? *looks around*
DJ: *appears from a time rift spin kicking blood to the right*
J5: *jumps up* fashionable late as always?
Blood: *spits white blood out getting up* ur getting good, DJ, my daughter, glass taught u well with time magic
DJ: i learn fast blood
Glass: *walks thru a time rife from the sky reappearing choke slamming DJ to the ground* i haven't taught u everything boy
"J5 was shocked he didn't even see that coming he looked from the corner of his eye, and she was gone"
Glass: boo!!!!!
J5: dahhhhh......sorry......glass......
Glass: it's fine. *appears by her dad* dad, can i fight my apprentice?
Blood: If it's ok with him, hey, DJ wanna fight my daughter?!
DJ: *jumps up stretching* sure im game
J5: Good idea, DJ *starts stretching, getting blasted by blood rolling backward*
Blood: Never lose focus *flips kicks DJ forward to glass*
DJ: *gets up stubbling* Wow, out of nowhere?.....
J5: *goes saiyan vanishing*
"Blood and J5 started a speed battle quickly they dodged each other hits while taking hits"
Glass: i hope ur ready DJ just don't hold back because im a gir *gets blasted to the ground*
DJ: u ok?
Glass: u-u hit me?.....b-but im a girl!.......
DJ: *feels bad* Oh, uh, sorry....... *feels a very sharp pain down below between his legs drops like a wet noodle holding his junk* agh!!!!!!.........
Glass: u fell for that one, DJ why tho??
DJ: Ugh.......been awhile since we fought glass.........ugh b-but wat happened to ur skin? *gets up slowly* ugh......
Glass: heheh, wouldn't u like to know
DG: *appears by glass* momma, can i go to hell and see uncle surprise?
Glass: Be safe sugar ok?
DJ: Momma? *looks at glass* ur a mom now?
Glass: Where r my manners DJ? This is my daughter death glass DG for short or GD
DG: Wait ur DJ, the timelord. My moms apprentice?! *was shocked DJ was so cute and handsome* My mom told stories about u
DJ: ? Story's? *looks at glass*
Glass: *winks at him*
DJ: oh right story's yeah she taught me how to harness my inner time magic
DG: "her eyes sparkled in amazement." Wow, so cool!!!!!
Glass: sweetie? Hell? Ur uncle? Remember?
DG: Oh shit! I almost forgot bye mom bye cutie *disappears in a time rift to hell*
DJ: So hell and surprise Jr?
Glass: Yeah, she always goes to hell to visit my uncle's daughter, leyas haunt pie
DJ: It feels like centuries since I and J5 seen surprise. How is he?
Glass: still the devil vessel and the ruler of hell *blasts DJ to the ground* enough talk fight me pussy!!!!!!!
DJ: *trips glass spins blasting glass to the ground* huh where she.....
Glass: *soaks DJ with one of her ribs* Aww, did DJ fall down *laughs*
DJ: Right then, *scissors kicked glass, throwing her in the air, launching himself at glass*
J5: *blocks bloods punch throwing him at DJ* uh.....oops....... *looks at glass, but she was gone* uh shit...... *looks around*
Glass: *Upper cuts J5 in his gut power, slamming him to the ground*
"DJ got up pushing blood off him"
DJ: Ugh, i think u broke some of my ribs blood?......
Blood: Yeah? Well, i think u broke my neck. *spins his head around how beetlejuice did* nope nevermind *grabs DJ blasting him in his face, breaking his nose and launching him at J5*
J5: *gets out the crater he had falling right back in the crater* ugh wat hit me
DJ: That was me......ugh....
Glass: u give up, DJ?
DJ: Oh hell, no. *jumps up, tackling glass to the ground and headbutting her, busting open her skull* Hah, how's that for a headbutt?
Glass: pretty good, but how's this? *stabs DJ in his side with one of her ribs kicking him off*
DJ: cheap shot, huh??
Glass: we pies sometimes don't play fair
Blood: *appears behind glass* glasgow nightmare pie no cheating i raised u better
Glass: *shivers in fear gulping* y-yes d-dad......
Blood: Now say sorry, and let's get back to our battle shall we?
Glass: Sorry, DJ
DJ: Don't worry about it, blood. i know Glass is doing this to make my time magic stronger
Blood: ......glass take the decaying spell off of DJ plz?
Glass: *takes the spell off of DJ side where she stabbed him at*
DJ: ? Decaying spell?
Blood: Later, *throws glass at DJ*
J5: *goes super saiyan blasting blood dragging his face across the ground*
"Bloods fake face got badly ripped again, and it was his new fake skin too"
J5: *throws blood in the sky bolting using his saiyan super punch blasting blood head clean off*
"Bloods body started fighting J5 back, but J5 knew if he could defeat boods body, but then bloods body blasted him in jaw crack J5 jaw"
God: *takes control ripping off bloods fake skin*
J5: u-ur holiness.......
God: J5 been awhile, huh?
J5: Yes *goes god saiyan*
God: *claps* But have u mastered the gods' full power?
J5: One way to find out, huh my lord, right?
God: mhm, i won't go easy on u tho hope u know that? *smiles*
J5: i wouldn't have it any other way
God: good *stares down J5*
"God and J5 stared each other down, then they vanished cladding hooves, sending magic burst everywhere they both jump back as god vanished they both cladded hooves again"
God: im impressed. J5, ur in control still, but how long till u lose control? *blasts J5 in his guts winding him*
"J5 went unconscious losing control of the gods"
J5: *wakes up gaining control over his god saiyan power blasting god in her face*
"But something happened J5 DJ glass and blood vanished"
To be continued
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SEMIFINALS
HATAKE KAKASHI vs MAITO GAI
Reasons for submission under the cut
Kakashi
relatable as an adult
he is just an overworked guy who was told to watch some kids w LOTS of issues
needs therapy
good presence and guidance in Narutos life
interesting
cares about and is dedicated to his students very much
he is just cool
he is trying his best despite what he has been through in the past
is up for having fun but still knows when to be serious
was a narcissistic shit but grew out of it
has good intentions
sexy
wonderfully complex and well developed character
incredibly resilient and supportive
a sad and deeply broken man
always willing to give his life to protect them and his other precious people
just wanted everything to be ok for once in his life
hated Danzo
his friendship with Gai is adorable
the way he teases Tenzo is fun
he’s known as cool and aloof but in reality he’s a huge dork
Gai would want him to win
Gai
was instrumental in the success of the story - he may not have won against Madara, but he put fear in him and had it not been for hacks, he would have decimated him where no one else could
believes whole-heartedly in his student to the point of dedicating his life to making him a splendid ninja
came from nothing, worked his way up from nothing, and is now considered to be one of the greatest shinobi to have come out of the Hidden Leaf. People know and fear him
made Itachi bail. That man was ready to fight everyone else, but packed it up when Gai came on the scene
kicked Jiraiya in the face and never properly apologized
great salesperson - always has a spare jumpsuit to give to passers-by and hook them on his favorite brand. True influencer and fashion icon
had a bowl cut before it was cool
was a great friend to Kakashi, and was there for him during the highs and lows of his horrifically stressful life. Arguably saved Kakashi's life with his constant support, and the story could not have happened without him. Is considered by Kakashi - one of the most powerful and infamous shinobi in the world - to be his equal and his best friend
loves kids. Supports his own students like he was their father, and equally takes pride in Naruto and protected Sasuke after Sasuke's first run in with Itachi
in the anime, he is shown to be hard on the outside but clearly permissive in that he would sneak Chouji food in the middle of a mission and try to push Naruto into figuring out who Minato was
confident in himself and confident in others - he is everyone's biggest cheerleader and he isn't just talk; he'll work hard with you. When he says he'll do something, nothing will stop him and he will follow his promises even when no one is watching.
hot. Man has pretty privilege
amazing, supportive teacher and friend
he is always trying to be positive in such a dark world and cheer up those around him
he's so good to Lee, Tenten, and Neji, you can just tell how much he cares about those kids
his speech to Lee was super moving. He knew Lee was scared and made sure to be there for him
he was ready and willing to die to defeat Madara in order to save the others
an actual decent upstanding father figure
unbridled whimsy
excellent tits
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