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disastergay · 1 year
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nothing will ever be funnier than “why do my thing go up. why me”
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dafukdidiwatch · 2 years
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His show is answering Yahoo Questions with science.
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ilovelickingrocks · 4 months
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This is, without a doubt, one of my favorites if not my absolute favorite thing ever posted by a human on the Internet. I want to kiss idontknow123 on the mouth. I hope they are not dead from eating dirt
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in light of a second migration to this site i just need to speak my truth which is that harrow is a redditor gideon is a twitter user and ianthe is a tumblrina hope this helps
#coronabeth is an instagram influencer obviously#and babs is a tiktok one they collab#camilla is like that one user on that math forum who posts answers to insane equations no one can solve without a proof to explain how#palamedes meanwhile is a quora/yahoo answers (rip) certified expert who gives helpful and detailed answers to everything#slash ao3 writer on the side#i know we all see john as a twitch streamer but i think he's most like a discord mod#wait lowkey that's mercy but i want to give them all unique sites so. ok fine john is the streamer and mercy is his insufferable twitch mod#pyrrha stars in like a woodworking/survivalist skill youtube channel that's filmed and run by nona#who is always giving encouraging commentary from behind the camera she just wants everyone to see how awesome her dadmom is#abigail has a channel where she talks about famous historical events or like analyzes media based on historical accuracy#magnus pops into frame as her every now and then bringing her tea or asking a question. she doesn't edit him out bc the fans love him#augustine is a podcaster. the WORST kind#isaac and jeannemary run a gaming channel where they play the same games as jod and bully him online#one day magnus pops in during a livestream. they are embarrassed but the few crossover fans from abi's channel start going crazy in the chat#judith would just like. write a memoir i think#one of those with a super patriotic portrait on the cover#dulcinea is also an ao3 author she and pal do fic exchanges and she's also like a cool fanartist idk on what platform. maybe here#silas has a girl defined channel or he's one of those people who spends all their time arguing in facebook comments#mercy would also be that person considering she literally references that one church lady. her neuroticism is just peak overly online person#oh oh nona and the gang also get pyrrha to do sexy tiktok dances for her channel they are highly successful#god i haven't even gotten into the BoE characters this cast is so fucking large i'm stopping here#the way i was literally just going to add one tag to this and then i couldn't stop lol anyways we have fun here#tlt#the locked tomb#ntn spoilers#nona spoilers#nona the ninth spoilers#tlt spoilers#the locked tomb spoilers#(just in case bc of a few tags)
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Dearest Tumblr, I move into college in 18 days. How do I be perfectly normal and agreeable so that my roommate (whom I have never spoken to) won't hate me?
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Sonic: Seriously, I have no idea what to do. Sonic: Oh, wait! Yahoo Answers!
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bodybybane · 4 months
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wait wtf where was i when quora introduced quora+ like what kind of shit is this lmao
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hotvampireadjacent · 1 year
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i hate using reddit but it's niche subreddits are good places for asking very specific questions or no stupid questions for stuff idk how to ask anyone else.
rip yahoo answers
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princessmo · 8 months
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beavis and butthead + yahoo answers (rip)
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partypacking · 1 year
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DO NOT REPOST // REBLOGS OK // This is about members of a system
This took an entire day to make. Wheezes. Anyway, this is something we were thinking about doing, and decided why not do it. Nothing wrong with letting ourselves be a little bit more open. And people suck about our art, so we decided why not go the 3D model route? Yahoo yippie etc.
Our askbox is open, we'd love to hear any ideas you have or questions you want answered. Credits below the cut.
Effects used: ExcellentShadow, ExcellentSSAO.
Models used: Most models ripped and converted from The Sims 4 to MMD by us. Pietro ripped by catcraze777 and converted to MMD by us. House/room model ripped from 3D Custom Girl by MMD3DCGParts. Gray gradient skydome by TK. Kumamon created for MMD by Shironeko.
Poses used: Many poses were used and edited from various creators; Floramy, Sim_plyreality, ratboysims, MakeSims, helgatisha, NatalieAuditore, MelBennett, OBiGem, Pandora, KatVerse, eyresims, Simmerianne93, and simmireen.
Misc: Fire brush was downloaded from Clip Studio Paint. TV screens were taken from various Youtube thumbnails.
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limerickshere · 2 years
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Our lovely Yahoo Answers (RIP),
Was where our questions’ answers always lay
But there’s one question we may all agree
Needs sharing, so I’ll do so, if I may:
“Could i be pregant? Am i pragnent, now?
Is pargant, pegnate, gregnant what i am?
Could i be prregnant, pergert, prengt; how?
I want to know if peegnant sans exam.
And how can i get pragnet, what to do?
Can I, while pegnat, go down waterslide?
Do starch masks mean was pargnet, is it true?
Can you get precum-pergnut, have you tried?”
And now to end my questions here compiled:
“I think I’m pretnet with my 14th child?”
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i-bring-crack · 1 month
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Scavenger Guild Incorrect Quotes (plus Christopher):
For context: Emma Laurent is a newly created Solo Leveling Arise character (Edit: NOW I have an idea... She isn't part of the scavengers but eh, we gonna ignore that right here. Alicia Blanche is said to be her friend.)(I just wanted to make more Scavenger related things so hurt future me if everything i said here was wrong. Edit: It was lmao.)
Laura: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Thomas Andre: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
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Thomas Andre: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID.
Emma Laurent: *Incoherent mumbling*
Thomas Andre: Huh?
Alicia Blanche: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.
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Christopher Reed, Entering Thomas Andre's room: Hwang Dongsoo did it again.
Thomas Andre: Peace disturbance?
Christopher Reed: What no-
Thomas Andre: Arson..?
Christopher Reed: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Thomas Andre: uh....Attempted murder?
Christopher Reed: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
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Emma Laurent: Seriously, I have no idea what to do.
Emma Laurent: Oh, wait! Yahoo! Answers.
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Thomas Andre: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Laura: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Hwang Dongsoo: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Thomas Andre, with Laura and Christopher Reed behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Thomas Andre: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Thomas Andre: Hwang Dongsoo FUCKING FELL OFF!
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Hwang Dongsoo: Hey, do you know the password to Laura’s computer?
Christopher Reed: Fuck you, Hwang Dongsoo.
Hwang Dongsoo: Hey!!
Christopher Reed: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouHwangDongsoo".
Hwang Dongsoo: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
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Hwang Dongsoo: You bought a taco?
Emma Laurent: Yes.
Hwang Dongsoo: From the same truck that hit Thomas Andre?!
Emma Laurent, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.
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Thomas Andre: Christopher Reed, my old friend!
Christopher Reed: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Thomas Andre: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
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Christopher Reed: It’s not that I don’t trust Thomas Andre, I just... don’t ’t trust their impulse control.
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Emma Laurent: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!
Thomas Andre: This unmitigated poppycock?
Christopher Reed: Extravagant hogwash!
Emma Laurent: Okay, stop.
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Emma Laurent: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.
Thomas Andre: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?
Emma Laurent: I like the way you think.
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Laura: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out.
Hwang Dongsoo: Fucking Thomas Andre and Emma Laurent were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.
*They were doing Karaoke night.*
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Emma Laurent: Laura, gather the others. We need to have another Hwang Dongsoo-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
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Laura: What do we say when making bread?
Emma Laurent, glumly: That's the dough rising.
Laura: And what do we NOT say?
Thomas Andre, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.
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Emma Laurent: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?
Alicia Blanche: A character!
Christopher Reed: A setting!
Hwang Dongsoo, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.
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Hwang Dongsoo: WHO THE FUCK-
Laura: Whoa, language!
Hwang Dongsoo: I speak fucking English!
Laura: ...
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Emma Laurent, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Alicia Blanche, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Laura: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Emma Laurent: Playing systemic oppression.
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Alicia Blanche: The first time I ever got upset in front of Thomas Andre, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
Thomas Andre: I was doing both, for your information.
Emma Laurent: The first time Thomas Andre hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.
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quietblueriver · 4 months
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re: the ao3 wrapped answer: i love that that passage from Tell Me You Don't Know me is your fav - that fic in general is fantastic - it makes sense that you made yourself laugh because i always giggle at it too.
may i ask about 28 and/or 30? also, thank you for all your wonderful words you've shared with us!
Okay thank you so, so much. I love love love your writing and am sending those thanks right back to you. And I’m glad to know I’m not the only one giggling. 💜
28. Favorite work this year?
Right on Time. First big thing I have ever written. It’s more ~vibes~ than plot but I have deep affection for it and for the project it gave me during a super difficult time. And for Avatrice of course. (Side note—it will be finished!)
Putting Tell Me You Don’t Know Me to the side, Time Running Out (Imogen/Laudna) is probably second.
30. Biggest surprise while writing this year?
Honestly, pretty much everything. I’ve been furtively reading fanfiction for more than half my life now but until this year I didn’t even have an AO3 account and I hadn’t published any fic in pushing two decades (Alex/Marissa, The OC in a Yahoo Group, god bless and RIP).
Mostly I’ve been surprised by the response—people have been so kind and encouraging and it’s wild to me that people not only read what I’ve written but then also take the time to leave feedback. So cool and unexpected and I’m so incredibly grateful.
I’ve also been surprised by how fun it continues to be and by how much I think I’ve grown even just over the course of this year.
And, as a sort of side effect of writing, I’ve been surprised by community. I’ve spent most of my life being a massive nerd about tv shows, movies, games, etc but haven’t ever really had IRL social circle people to scream with about characters/ships/content. Writing opened up a community for that that I really didn’t expect and I love it and am so delighted to get to talk to people about these things we love.
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midas-lost-it · 2 years
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Ghost Like Me
Well Plasmius had them twenty ghost years
Ghost Writer has a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is that thermos uncap
And I'll say
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Mister Phantom, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your wish
Jot it down
You ain't never met a ghost like me
No no no
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Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never met a ghost like me
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Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?
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Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"
I'm in the mood to help you kid
You ain't never met a ghost like me
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(Wawawa!
No, no!
Wawawa!
No! No!
Wawawa!
Nah, nah, nah!)
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Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this out their little hat?
(-Tucker is offended about the hat comment-)
Can your friends go, poof?
Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?
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So doncha sit there slack jawed, glowy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got Desiree for your chare d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is open the thermos like so - and oh
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Mister Phantom, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never met a ghost, never met a ghost!
You ain't never met a ghost, never met a ghost!
You ain't never!
Ever!
Met a ghost like me!
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You ain't never met a ghost like me!
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memethebum · 2 years
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Here’s chapter 2 of the Steins;Gate AU!
This one starts with Black*Star shenanigans and ends with Maka finding Soul’s dead body :D
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“So we actually going through with the whole eat the rich gimmick or are you getting cold feet now that we’re finally here?” Black*Star teased, causing Maka to roll her eyes while she examined each of the room numbers they had passed along their trek into the conference building of Shibusen University.
“As if I’d get cold feet over…what’s going on?” The young woman then exclaimed as the floor began to suddenly quake underneath them, only to return into a motionless state a minute later.
“Maybe it was some kinda draft or tectonic plate shifting. Hah, guess taking Geology 1301 as a summer class actually came in handy,” her friend offered while beginning to continue his stride through the hallway.
“How can you be so sure?” Maka rebutted before opening a few of the hallway doors that they had passed.
Looking outside might help me find out what that was she decided once noticing a stairway leading towards the rooftop. The young woman then began to sprint up the staircase and immediately pulled open an exit door.
Her eyebrows shot up once noticing a large, oval-shaped object at the center of the vacant rooftop.
“MAKS I NEED YOU!” Black*Star screeched, causing Maka to stare at the odd structure in front of her for another brisk moment before running down the stairs.
“What is it Black*Star?” the young woman asked once reaching the floor level she had previously been walking through with her friend.
“I thought you were supposed to be some sort of entrepreneur,” the young man blurted to someone a few feet away from where she stood.
“And spend money on a card machine? No thanks,” another voice snorted, which Maka discovered to be Kim once catching a glimpse of her classmate holding a large cardboard box in front of Black*Star.
“You got cash, right Albarn?” Kim questioned Maka before flashing her a sly grin.
“Um yea, but what for?” Maka answered before moving closer towards the box and letting out an exasperated groan once noticing the pile of squishmallows that had been placed within it.
She then leveled her eyes towards Black*Star, who only seemed to pout at her in an imploring manner.
“Alright, alright here you go,” the young woman huffed before pulling out a few bills from her back pocket and handing them over to Kim’s outstretched palm.
“Which one do you want?” their classmate asked Black*Star as she counted the money and used her free hand to toss around some of the stuffed animals.
“Suprise me! Grab one outta the bottom without looking,” Black*Star exclaimed, prompting Kim to shrug her shoulders and dig both of her hands into the mound of stuffed animals.
She grunted before pulling out a small fuzzy creature and holding it in front of Black*Star.
“Yahoo, a Bigfoot one! It even matches me!” Black*Star exclaimed as he eagerly pointed between his bright mop of blue hair and the similarly shaded fur of his new squishmallow before eagerly snatching the stuffed animal out of Kim’s grasp.
“Great, let’s get to the conference room now that you’ve finished letting Kim rip me off,” Maka said before waving goodbye to the other young woman and resuming her walk across the hallway.
“You like this little guy?” Maka then heard Black*Star exclaim. She looked back to see him knelt in front of a gray-haired child, who giggled as her friend began to sway the squishmallow back and forth.
“Uh, just save me a seat,” the young man called out before Maka released a small hum in understanding.
At least buying that plushie is gonna make sure he doesn’t die of boredom until the Evans slip up Maka thought to herself, prompting her lips to turn into a small smile as she walked further towards her destination.
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“Hello, thank you all for joining us. My name, for those of you who may not know, is Aneirin Evans and this is my son Selwyn Evans. We’d like to start off with a quick run-through on the leading theories of time travel as of late and continue our presentation from there,” Aneirin Evans spoke into the microphone before firmly gazing at Selwyn Evans, who had then took his father’s place in front of the microphone.
Yea, have mister hotshot talk about scientific theories Maka thought to herself as she bore her eyes at the infamous Selwyn Evans, younger brother of the famous violinist Wes Evans whom Liz seemed to vehemently praise for both talent and looks.
“Ehm, the first subject we’d like to talk about is world lines. As a…musician, I’ve always wondered how a performance may have gone differently-“
Wait a minute, worldlines? Maka brooded over the young man’s explanation as she flipped through the pamphlet she had received just before walking into the room.
She let out a scoff once noticing the words butterfly effect printed in a large bolded font on the booklet’s first page.
“Do you take us all for fools?” the young woman shouted before rising from her seat and sending a glare towards both members of the Evans family.
“Worldlines, butterfly effects! All of these Of seem to merely be taken from a Twitter account going by the name Chameleon! Is data taken from a fake timetravel account the definition of credible to you pe-“
“Excuse us!” Selwyn Evans then exclaimed over Maka’s accusations before walking towards her direction.
“Hey, what do you think you’re doing,” Maka exclaimed as the young man gently tugged on the sleeve of her shirt and urged her out the conference room.
“If you’re trying to bargain for my silence then-“
“Trust me, I really don’t like the corners my father cut into this research conference either,” he sighed in the middle of Maka’s inquiry, prompting her to arch an eyebrow in curiosity.
“Then, why’re you going along with all this?” she probed before watching the young man in front of her start to slightly shuffle his feet before leveling his eyes towards the floor.
Maka then realized that this was the first time she had been able to view this particular member of the Evans family without a copious amount of photo filters plastered onto a social media post or the haughty atmosphere that follows such a wealthy family whenever they’re being recorded during a formal event.
She found herself bewildered at the fact that Selwyn Evans appeared to be nothing more than a young man around her age. It wasn’t hard to see why people would find him attractive due to his tanned skin and alluring shade of scarlet pupils, but it seemed as if the image he carried was much more lax and reserved than anything the young woman had been expecting.
“Listen my father…goes pretty berserk when there’s a obstacle in his way. Doesn’t matter who or what it is, he won’t stop until everything fits his idea of how things should work,” the young man added before tightening his jaw into a steady frown.
“So you were getting all handsy just to warn me about your narcissist of a papa?” Maka murmured, only to be caught in surprise once more as the young man’s eyes met her own after she voiced the question.
“Says the person who was doing the exact same thing just…what 15 minutes ago,” he snorted.
What is he talking about? This is the first time I’ve ever had a conversation with him and I was definitely with Black*Star 15 minutes ago? the young woman discerned before flashing a glare at the young man.
“Is this some ploy to get me out of your father’s way? Using an underhanded threat isn’t going to change anything Mister Selwyn Evans-”
“In case you haven’t been able to tell by now , I’m not a self-absorbed asshole like my father! Are you trynna’ tell me you weren’t the one babbling and tiptoeing around my personal bubble just before the conference started? And what’s with calling me Selwyn now after using Soul a thousand times before,” the young man countered as his voice rose into an exasperated tempo.
Maka was left in a state of flustered silence once he’d finished his explanation. The young woman’s lack of an adequate reply had allowed her to watch Selwyn Evan’s face slacken before he released a low sigh.
“I’d normally just brush people off as stalkers, but I could tell there was…something bothering you earlier. Ya’ seem to be a lot less jumpy, so why not say what you were meaning to before?” he offered as Maka’s mouth began to slightly gape open in confusion.
“I already told you, there’s no way we could’ve been talking 15 minutes ago-“
“SELWYN,” a hoarse voice called out, causing Selwyn Evans to slightly flinch before taking a few hesitant steps towards the direction of the room he’d marched them out of before the presentation could even begin.
Maka had also begun to follow in the young man’s tracks before feeling her phone emit a set of vibrations. She gave out a confused hum before grabbing the device from her skirt pocket and noticing that Black*Star was calling her.
“We got an emergency Maks,” her friend immediately blared into her ear once she answered the call.
“What do you mean an emergency?” the young woman balked before watching Selwyn Evans slowly turn away from the path leading towards the conference room.
“You know what, just stay where you are- I’m coming,” Maka spoke through the phone before mindlessly gazing at the young man in front of her one last time. She gave him a low grunt in farewell and began to walk in the opposite direction, causing a wave of relief to engulf her now that his eyes weren’t prying within her for an answer to something she had absolutely no recollection over.
“I’m right by the staircase where ya’ left me, but I really can’t be standing here for more than a few minutes to wait for you,” Black*Star explained before the sound of shuffling began to echo through his side of the call.
“And why is that!” Maka called out towards the end of the hall where her friend stood while peering down a stairway.
Her eyes then narrowed at the weak chuckle Black*Star gave out as she jogged towards him.
“Me and that kid were playin’ around with the lil’ Bigfoot before I threw it up super high and it fell down the stairs and just, poof disappeared,” the young man explained as he pointed a finger towards the bottom of the staircase.
“So your emergency was losing a stupid squishmallow!” Maka yelled at Black*Star, who gave her a smirk before running down a few of the steps in front of them.
“Yeaaaa, but we’d be wasting your money if I don’t find it, so that’s definitely an emergency. Plus, you’d have a good excuse to beat someone up if lil’ Bigfoot got kidnapped. Doesn’t that sound like fun?” he coaxed while Maka slowly massaged her temples in irritation.
She had then peered down the staircase in a half-hearted attempt to locate Black*Star’s missing plushie before feeling her phone vibrate once more.
Huh, who’d want to send me a video? Maka questioned to herself as she examined the video file that had been shared with her by an unknown number.
However, she immediately disregarded the odd message once hearing a blood curdling scream resound throughout the hallway.
“What was that?” Black*Star anxiously whispered before meeting Maka’s startled expression.
“Sounds like it came from this floor,” she explained before rushing forward to open an office door which faced the stairway.
She heard a soft creak come from the other side of the hallway and turned her head to find that Black*Star had followed her lead in pinpointing the source of the distressing noise they had just heard.
A heavy weight soon began to creep upon the young woman as she opened each of the doors that came within her reach and found nothing of importance.
Her eyes then caught sight of a utility room that had been tucked within a bleak corner of the new hallway she had just swerved into.
The entire expanse of her arms had broke into small goosebumps once her fingers took hold of the cold metal doorknob, almost as if it were an omen for what she was to find inside the room.
Maka breathlessly swung the door open and gaped at Selwyn Evan’s lifeless body as the pool of blood beneath him gave her a hazy idea of what had happened to the young man she’d been talking to just a few minutes ago.
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