#reblog me and tell me im funny

[castielsprostate]

finding out you're blocked by a random tumblr user is like looking at a house but the house is actually made of cardboard so when you go to knock on the door it just falls over

#im blocked by so many random peopleeee #and for WHAT #at least tell me why im bloooocked :( #sjonnie.text #it was a semi funny post as well 😔 #ok to reblog this is a funny post

[luminlunii]

I have sat at my desk drawing and farting around for like I think eight hours? And I have not in fact finished any art. I was updating my commission info carrd and making scheduled posts for the rest of the month

This what I have after two hours and then some

I have gotten up like

less than five times

I'm feeling as right as rain (which is funny because it's raining and thundering rn) I'm doing great :)

#lumin ruminates #im actually fine don't worry #i slept yesterday from 5 am to 1 pm #my sleep schedule on the other hand #is a bit fucked up #my pops and ma are also awake and telling me to go to bed #hypocrites #technically texted but same thing #i also show pops and ma the most funny reblogs there are on my posts sometimes #:) #they see you guys too

[candycatstuffs]

you should hit the slay button (explode) I think

YOU GOT IT BOSS

💅💥💥

#im sure this is about the wonderful art i reblogged last night #but also i think itd b rly funny if this was j someone unrelatedly telling me to explode lmao #asks

[darcyolsson]

whenever I see a post on here critiquing "fandom people" or getting upset w them interacting w a certain post about a social issue or whatever I get whiplash because we're literally on fandom people dot com.....???? that's like going to the circus and proclaiming loudly how much you hate clowns to a crowd of people who are also all clowns

#like im not as active in fandom spaces anymore but like im on tumblr #idek what to do here except reblog gifsets analyses sand poetry exerpts 😭😭😭 #we all know fandom won the great hipster vs fandom war of the early 2010s #and like congratuations to you if youre still mainly here for the funny text posts and pretty pictures #but you mean to tell me theres NO lesbians talking about how theyre going to fuck that old fictional man on your dash? NONE??? #personal

[honestlyawry]

Their wiggles...  /j

#(I thought this was funny but if you are in this and want me to take it down pls tell me!!) #I blurred them but I think the icons are still recognizable gfhdhg #RAPID fire reblogs #im gonna make a side blog maybe to reblog all the lovely art i see!!! i get nervous about reblogging it here

[bisaster-energy]

im not even done my current kuwameshi fic and im already getting ideas about new ones...

#kuwameshi #give me a sec i'll reblog later with the actual idea but like #WHAT IF UM KUWAMESHI BUT UM. PRINCESS BRIDE AU... #i also have another song fic idea but it's way sillier than the one i have on ao3 #based off you me and steve by garfunkel and oates #i got the idea cos i just remembered when yusuke got back from training with genkai the 1st time and instead of a 1 on 1 date with keiko #kuwabara is also? there? and it's just so funny to me like what. and then they're supposed to all 3 go to the movies together? #AND WHEN THEY GET THERE THE 2 BOYS DITCH KEIKO?? for a mission yeah but she doesn't know that!! #and then yusuke and keiko actually go on a date alone and it gets interrupted cos of younger toguro #and shortly after kuwabara shows up so it looks like he was bound to come across them?? #as far as a i remember the next time yu and keiko get together alone is the day he tells her to just wait and she's like im literally #not gonna wait for you <3 and it was so funny she just walked off lmaoo #anyway im trying to say i wanna make a silly little fic addressing the fact that keiko is like. pursuing her crush on yusuke #but kuwabara is kinda just. always there and it's fun she does like him but it's just awkward #planning on having her ask kuwa to maybe give her and yusuke some time alone like maybe just avoid their next outing #and kuwa is like oh damn :( ok good luck and yusuke shows up to the date and he's like woah wait. where tf is kuwabara? #keiko is like bruh. and she makes up some shit about him mentioning that he felt sick or wtv and yusuke is like ''then y are we here? #i should check on him. i dont think that guy has even been put outta commission by anything but my fist!'' and keiko just follows him #cos what else can she do. and kuwa is fine ofc and yusuke is like bro what gives i thought you were sick and kuwa is dense sometimes but he #catches on from keiko's desperate look and he's like well i got better *flexes his arm* and yu is like i knew you were too dumb to catch #a cold. and he's stupid happy that kuwa is fine and can come with them after all ''hey he's fine ya hear that keiko'' #and then keiko is watching this whole exchange eyes blown wide open and she's like actually i just remembered i have plans #you two should totally go without me tho and yu agrees so easily that it just solidifies that she made the right call #kuwa is looking back at her all confused and she gives HIM the good luck thumbs up. he gets as red as his hair and #yusuke is worried he really is coming down with something

[stonyponyofficial]

i love seeing how much paratext i can fit into the tags. read my footnotes boy

#violet originals #postposting #like that's its own statement right #and then i come down here and tell u everything i was thinking about it #like i just made a post where i put some non organization tags on it for fun as a fun reference #but also it helps clarify the original statement in a less committal jokey way i can have a little fun with #so i start thinking about all that and i get the hilarious original idea for this post and i think abt those tags #but it's only available to those first people who see my original post as it was made #not reblogged #someone can screenshot those tags but they aren't necessary to understand #but they don't add to the post itself just elaboration that isn't really needed #and they aren't all visible at first bc u have to hit the button to see the rest #so my extra little thoughts are there for anyone to see but ull probably wanna see them more if u know me a little through online #but mostly i thought it'd be funny to make this kind of post and then just let the tags run wild bc that's what the post is about see? #do u like all this extra clarification or would u rather i have just posted the post #or nothing at all #or put these tags in the post #bc that could make sense but the original text of the post is to be shared around and 'related to' by other Tumblr users who do the same #so it can't be too long but i need to say all my thoughts about the subject or ill explode and make another post or reblog a comment #so it's all down here instead where it's optional and i can just kinda say what im feeling without feeling like i have to funny it up #i should probably read house of leaves #idk is that related i only have a tiny idea of what that book is but it seems related somewhat #umm #hi :3 #kisses u with tongue #adds tags to this later bc im silly :3 #hi char hi io #the two people who will probably read this far now lmao

[just-spacetrash]

maybe im just a hater but those "'this post has x notes to me' dont u dare to predict notes for me!!!" add-ons to posts legit make me not wanna reblog most posts anymore

#like..... it feels so useless. it feels so 'teehee i dont want attention wink' #like maybe we dont need this like reblog bait? cant we just reblog if funny? #but ye like i said maybe im just a hater its literally not that serious #it just often makes me NOT reblog a post i wouldve otherwise reblog #rebloggen? reblage? you know #my post #once again NOT TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO WITH THEIR OWN POSTS just peeves me off fr

[sharpsuite]

this is my masterpiece of the day.

#okay to reblog #YOU CAN'T TELL ME IM WRONG #THATS EXACTLY WHATS HAPPENING HERE #X — CRACK #02. VISAGE — CHISHIYA #yeah im putting it in his images tag too bc its funny #chishiya #niragi

[cyberpunk-lesbians]

commie gf 420: *talking about governmental structures*

me: *heard the word “whom” and came so hard I saw stars* I think I hauve covid

#cyberpunk lesbians #podcasts #LOVE IS REAL #TELL ME IM FUNNY PLZ #REBLOG MY POST BOY #science fiction #my post #personal #sci fi and fantasy #socialism #commie gf 420

[coffeeadaykeepsthesleepaway]

#i dont know #its 1am and im tired and my brain is telling me to MAKE #also maybe reblog this cause itd be funny

[totentnz]

sigh... another day of not choking on johnny silverhands impressive cock

#sammy says shit #dont ask me what got into me #but i cant tell you what didnt get into me......................... johnny #reblog this if you think im funny and right

[risingsunresistance]

lost a follower, you will not survive the winter

#i love skyblock posting hdhdjdk #''oh this guy is ANNOYING annoying'' yeah. the bio is a massive warning #literally waving a sign in front of your face telling you im gonna do that jdhhfjh #gotta deal with me yelling if you want the occasional art reblog and MAYBE an original drawing #a clip if you're REALLY lucky #if you cant handle me now you will not survive the war (april 16th) #wish my boss would post next week's schedule i wanna know if i work that day so bad... #chat #and no i dont stalk my numbers but i cant help seeing it when im on mobile (laying down for a sec bc my back hurts) #i love that my followers stay stagnant until i talk about skyblock a little too much it's so funny to me jdfhfkh #it's no coincidence it happens EVERY TIME i get excited about something lmao

[happi-tree]

you are genuinely one of the nicest kindest people i've ever met, talking to you is always a delight <3 plus you're funny as hell and your writing is amazing ily!

ACK tysm, lovebird!!! I'm glad you enjoy talking to me - I'm more than sure that I think the same talking to you, whoever you might be 🥰🥰🥰 I've been self-conscious forever about my writing, so I'm over the moon that lovely people like yourself have taken a liking to it! Thank you so much for the very sweet ask <333

#i knew i would get emo over these asks and yet i still reblogged the ask game. like an absolute fool. a buffoon. /j #speaking of sjfdvkhdvhfhks it always comes out of left field (in a good way) when someone tells me i'm funny i never expect it so im just #>:0c a little. yk??? #anyway!!! #thanks for the ask lovebird!!! #asks #ask game #nonnie

[theinvisibledoodlewizard]

Weird question, but.

What pronouns do y’all use for me? 👀

I’ve said I’m cool with any so I’m mostly curious what vibes I give off.

Especially with my character in the dress XD

But I’ve also said I would die of laughter of someone used wiz/whir on me, because it makes me all sjhvjshvjsgv and happy noises XD btw you don’t have to it is a joke I made for myself.

But as someone who is stuck as she/her irl, im always surprised on discord when a couple chats use he/him a touch more to begin with. So I thought I’d ask.

What pronoun vibes do I give off?👀

#random thoughts #asks? #btw feel free to reblog and get your followers to tell you #if you don’t mind #im just deathly curious lol #it’s totally not cause I’m mildly wondering if I wanna switch to they/them…. noooooo #but it’s not feasible for me to do that irl #so online funnies it is for now until I’m comfortable #honestly irl stuff tends to spook me into ‘I CANT DO THAT’ online XD #so trust me this is me maybe getting closer to possibly being ok with calling myself something else other than she/her #the strangest mental block of ‘others can but tis not for me’ :’)

[moonliitneed]

I might change my schedule from everyday to maybe every other day on here

my stuff is drowning

posting here feels pointless

maybe this will respark something

but

if things don't seem to change, i might leave in the near future

#angel's works of art #like at this point #almost all if not all of the notes i get #are just from me reblogging my own stuff #and i think it's funny that people say #that they would miss my blog #when you guys aren't even seeming to see it ever #i feel like im screaming into the void #and posting to no one #this site just doesnt really feel fun anymore either #like i never thought i could feel so alone in a space i curated #like i can’t tell if tumblr is pushing my stuff down #or if you guys just don’t like me #and honestly i’m starting to think the latter